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Okay, who wants to help build
the gingerbread house?

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We gotta do it fast

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'cause last year I ate
the gingerman and lady first

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and they never even got
a chance to move in.

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Uh, yeah. Brick can do it.

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I'm trying to eat better.

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Cindy wants me to do a full
push-up by the end of the year.

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What happened?

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Glossners.

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They deflated it yesterday, and
now they stabbed a hole in it.

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I won't tell you where.

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Why'd you buy a big,
giant snowman, anyway?

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Eh, there was a cute salesgirl at Lowe's.

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I'm not letting those Glossners win.

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I'm gonna duct-tape
this guy's business back up

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and send him right back out there
onto the front lines again.

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This is my house.

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I'm not gonna let those little
punks call the shots.

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Hmm. Well, at least someone
has a passion for the holiday.

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The kids are just so blah.

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So, we start later in the day.

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- Who cares?
- Don't you get it?

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Now that they're not little
anymore, the magic is gone.

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Remember when they used to
wake us up at 5:00 a.m.

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and jump on our bed?

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I remember you cursing into your pillow.

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"Damn it" isn't a real curse.

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You didn't say "damn it." You said...

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The point is, once you made me get up,

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I just loved how they couldn't
wait to open their presents.

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And now all they want are gift cards.

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I remember you cursing about
having to go out and shop...

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The holidays are stressful!

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That doesn't mean you don't like 'em!

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Hey, Mike, listen.

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I was thinking, and you know what?

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We can't do a little-kid Christmas,

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but we could do a big-kid Christmas.

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We could give Christmas a little zhuzh.

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Do you know what zhuzhing is?

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It's like giving it
a little kick in the pants.

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So, let's just take advantage of the fact

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that the kids are older.

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We could have a cocktail party
on Christmas Eve...

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just us and the Donahues.

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So, instead of serving hot
cocoa, we could do mixed drinks.

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And instead of these crappy ornaments

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that the kids made in school,

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I could hang seashells
and have a beach-themed tree.

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So, it would still be magic,
just adult magic.

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That sounded dirty,
but you know what I mean.

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A-A-And instead of giving out toys,

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we could just do a Yankee Swap
with adult toys...

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not adult toys.

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Toys that adults would like...
that are not sexual.

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Could you move?
I need eyes on the snowman.

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What's a Yankee Swap?

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Oh, it's this really fun party game

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where everybody brings a present,

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and then you get to pick one from a pile

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or steal someone else's.

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Why is it called "Yankee Swap"?

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I don't know.

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I'm assuming it has something to
do with the slave trade.

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What? No! They would never name
a party game after that!

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Depends who "they" is.

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It's fun, and we're doing it,

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so everybody has to buy
something Christmasy

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and wrap it up.

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I get to buy my own present
and wrap it up?

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That's what I said.

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By myself, using paper, tape, and...

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scissors?

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Am I allowed to use scissors?
Can I do that?

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Go to town.

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Well, now you've made it interesting.

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Hey. We're gonna zhuzh up Christmas Eve.

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So, the Donahues are coming over
for a party,

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and then we'll go to
the midnight service.

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Yeah, I'm not doing that.

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What? Oh, come on.

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We're... We're gonna have
appetizers and adult drinks.

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Don't say "no" to fun.

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If you're not careful,
you're gonna turn into your dad.

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No, I'm all for adult drinks.

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I'm just gonna skip the church thing.

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What do you mean?

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I'm just not feeling it lately.

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Feeling what?

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Church, belief, the whole enchilada.

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Oh, wow.

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That's a big enchilada, señor.

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Yeah. Just seems like,
if I'm not feeling it,

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it's kind of hypocritical to go.

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What? No.

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Sometimes I don't feel like
going to Curves, and I still go.

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No, you don't.

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But I believe in Curves.

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And I believe, if I went,
it would do me good.

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Probably help you not be so winded

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when you get up from chairs.

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H-How long have you been feeling
this way about church?

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A year, maybe two. I mean, it's healthy.

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Aren't you the one that told me
to ask questions

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and think for myself?

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- No.
- Oh.

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Well, I've been traveling the world,

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seen a lot of religions out there.

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I mean, who's to say which one's
the right one?

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Ours is. Ours is the right one.
Let's go to church.

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Mom, this is about me.
It's not your problem.

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It shouldn't bother you
if I don't believe in God.

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Flush with the power of holding scissors,

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Brick set about trying to wrap his gift.

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Ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow.

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Okay, Axl, what are you up to?

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Trying to figure out how
all this plumbing stuff works

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so I can sell it for my new job.

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Also, this thing,
it's called a ball cock.

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I got to be able to say that
without laughing.

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It's gonna take some time.

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I heard you're not going
to church on Christmas.

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What are you trying to pull?

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Nothing. I'm not feeling it,
so I'm not going.

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What exactly is it you're not feeling?

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Faith? Are you saying
you don't have faith?

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I'm saying I'm older now, Sue.

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I've traveled the world.
I've seen things.

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I envy your small-town naiveté,

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but I cannot shut off my intellect.

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- Ugh.
- Okay, I just don't understand.

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How could you not have faith?

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I never don't have faith.
I am filled with faith.

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If you cut me open,
I'd be like 80% faith,

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20% all the stuff you need to live.

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Why? What proof is there?

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What proof? Uh, ever hear of miracles?

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Like what?

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Like what?

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Uh, like rainbows?

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The ability to taste chocolate?

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A baby's laugh?

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A baby's cry?!

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A baby's poop?!

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Anything to do with babies, really.

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Hmm. What else you got?

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Uh, trees, clouds, sun.

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Should I go on? Moon! I went on!

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Science, science, science.
Should I go on? Science.

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Okay, there are plenty of
miracles that happen every day

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that can't just be
explained away by science.

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And the next time I see one, I
am going to point it out to you,

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and you will have faith coming
out of your God-given eyeballs.

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Scissors. Am I right?

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Ooh.

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Ow!

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Damn Glossners got to it again.

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Who was on watch duty last night?

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I made up a whole schedule.

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Yeah, nobody's doing that.

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We gotta call it on Frosty.

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Putting him out there
is a suicide mission.

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Might as well just put a target
on his back.

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That's never where they get him.

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Those kids are messed up.

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Oh, shoot. I'm all out of roof.

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Pace yourself.

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You've been hitting that house
a little hard.

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I need comfort food.

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Our son doesn't want to go to church.

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What did we do wrong?

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We didn't do anything wrong.

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He's older now. He's starting
to think for himself.

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What is this "think for himself" crap?

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Did you put that in his head?

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You're spitting gingerman.

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You're the one that was always saying,

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"We gotta bring the hammer down."

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Well, now it's time for you
to bring the hammer down

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and bring it down hard.

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He's an adult. You can't tell
an adult what to do.

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Like hell I can't.

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I'm telling you what to do right now.

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I want you to bring that hammer down.

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Yeah. That's right. I'm looking at you.

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I don't care how tall you are.
You don't scare me.

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You're gonna do what I say
and get your boy to church.

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Frankie, who am I to force him?

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I don't even know how much I believe.

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I basically just go for you.

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What am I looking at?

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A miracle.

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There is no scientific reason
why a plant would be growing

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from the laundry-room floor.

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Yes, there is... Mom doesn't clean.

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Now, if she cleaned,
that would be a miracle.

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Come get me when that happens.

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Wha...

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Hey, you.

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Mom, I am not in the mood
for a guilt trip about church.

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No, no, no. I just wanted
to hear about your job.

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Oh.

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Well, I start officially
after the holidays.

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I'm about halfway through
the plumbing manual.

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Ironically, it's good bathroom reading.

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Or is that the opposite of ironically?

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Doesn't matter.
Don't need grammar for plumbing.

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Hmm. Think about it, Axl.

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Of all the people trying
for this job, you got it.

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Something to be thankful for...
like a blessing.

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- Or a miracle!
- I got this, Sue!

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I knew you couldn't help yourself.

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I'm sorry.

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I just don't know why
you don't want to go.

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Well, why do you want to go?

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No, no, no, no, no.
Don't turn this around on me.

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I'm not the one on trial here.

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- Oh, so I'm on trial?
- Nobody said you're on trial.

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You just said you're not
the one on trial,

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so that makes me the one who is on trial.

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Well, if one person wants to go
to church and the other doesn't,

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you can bet your bippy that
the one who doesn't is on trial.

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That's just the way it works.
I don't make the rules.

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Why can't you just have a normal,

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healthy dialogue about this?

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I mean, come on. Why do you go to church?

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A million reasons.

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I'm asking for one.

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Uh 'cause I'm supposed to. Duh!

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Yeah. You're supposed to go to
Curves, but you don't do that.

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Stop using my Curves example against me.

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Um, okay, I also go
'cause church is social,

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and I get to see my friends.

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What else? Uh, there's doughnuts after.

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I get to dress up.

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I already said you're supposed to, right?

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Singing! I get to sing.

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Mm. Yeah, I mean, these are all
surfacy reasons.

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Come on. What's the real,
deep-down reason

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you go to church?

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Mike was running out of
patience... and duct tape.

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But he was gonna do whatever
it took to beat the Glossners.

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What's happening?

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Oh, my God! You're freezing!

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Shh. Warm me up. Oh, get away from me!

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Just let me put
my hands between your thighs.

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I'm not interested in anything.
I promise.

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I finally fell asleep after
my head was spinning over Axl,

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and now I'm awake. Thanks a lot.

252
00:09:34,994 --> 00:09:36,394
They got us again, Frankie.

253
00:09:36,462 --> 00:09:38,062
Oh, my God. I could not even come up

254
00:09:38,164 --> 00:09:39,931
with a good reason why I go to church.

255
00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:42,166
I mean, who am I? Is my whole life a lie?

256
00:09:42,268 --> 00:09:43,167
Just keep talking about it.

257
00:09:43,236 --> 00:09:44,669
Don't... No, don't mock me now, Mike.

258
00:09:44,771 --> 00:09:46,604
I'm very upset.
I have to talk about this.

259
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,139
No, I want you to. Your breath is hot.

260
00:09:48,207 --> 00:09:49,807
- It feels good.
- No, you don't understand.

261
00:09:49,876 --> 00:09:51,008
I'm the mother.

262
00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,678
I'm supposed to be the
spiritual center of the home.

263
00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,646
Like, while you're out
hunting and gathering,

264
00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:57,214
I'm supposed to make them righteous.

265
00:09:57,283 --> 00:09:58,916
They're not righteous.

266
00:09:58,985 --> 00:10:01,552
"Teach your children well."
That's from Corinthians.

267
00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:03,033
That's Crosby, Stills & Nash.

268
00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:05,323
Why does it feel like
there's sand in the bed?

269
00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:06,958
It's gingerbread window crumbs.

270
00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:08,225
No, this whole time

271
00:10:08,294 --> 00:10:10,461
when I'm supposed to be caring
about their spirituality,

272
00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:12,630
all I ever prayed for was
for the girl I liked the most

273
00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:14,065
to be picked on "The Bachelor,"

274
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,434
which is a terrible waste of prayer.

275
00:10:16,536 --> 00:10:18,536
By the time it airs,
he's already picked her.

276
00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,572
You tell me you have faith, right?

277
00:10:21,674 --> 00:10:22,940
You're a person who believes?

278
00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:24,442
- Yes.
- Okay.

279
00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:28,068
Then... you should believe that
whatever happens

280
00:10:28,247 --> 00:10:31,382
is maybe the way God wants it
to work out.

281
00:10:33,987 --> 00:10:36,454
You're right.

282
00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:37,855
You're right.

283
00:10:37,924 --> 00:10:40,257
I mean, at a certain point,
it's out of my hands,

284
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,693
and... and all I can do
is have faith that

285
00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:45,128
when we go to church tomorrow night...

286
00:10:46,032 --> 00:10:47,365
Axl will be with us.

287
00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,601
Thanks. That helps.

288
00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,203
You're welcome.

289
00:10:52,305 --> 00:10:54,605
Now I need you to help me.

290
00:10:54,707 --> 00:10:56,874
I'm gonna put my feet on your feet.

291
00:10:56,899 --> 00:10:58,766
It's gonna be bad for about 10 seconds,

292
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,591
but then you're gonna
start to breathe again,

293
00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:03,214
and everything's gonna be fine.

294
00:11:03,316 --> 00:11:04,482
Just have faith.

295
00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:09,192
After a fifth attack on the snowman,

296
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,594
Mike finally found a spot
where the Glossners

297
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,851
couldn't get it... just in time
for the Christmas party.

298
00:11:13,905 --> 00:11:15,105
Sue, the Donahues are here.

299
00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:16,573
You need to bring out
your Yankee Swap gift.

300
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,574
Okay.

301
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,776
Oh, no!

302
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,644
Ohh, I stopped by the apartment yesterday

303
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,780
after I bought my gift...
I must have left it there.

304
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,882
Well, you need to find
something that's Christmasy.

305
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,801
Oh! How about the snow globe?

306
00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:29,652
My snow globe?

307
00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:31,528
You found it in the trash, Sue.

308
00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:32,696
I like to think it found me.

309
00:11:32,765 --> 00:11:34,031
Okay, well, whatever, but ticktock.

310
00:11:34,056 --> 00:11:35,388
We're starting.

311
00:11:39,872 --> 00:11:40,938
- Whoo!
- Hi, Sue.

312
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,207
Merry Christmas.

313
00:11:43,309 --> 00:11:45,042
Okay. Okay, okay, okay. We drew numbers.

314
00:11:45,144 --> 00:11:46,176
You're 5. Sean's about to pick.

315
00:11:46,278 --> 00:11:47,177
- He's number one.
- Ooh!

316
00:11:47,246 --> 00:11:48,178
Uh, yeah, he is.

317
00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:50,714
Number-one son/ almost-doctor.

318
00:11:50,816 --> 00:11:52,049
Whoo!

319
00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,917
Who should I see about a martini refill?

320
00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:55,986
Ooh!

321
00:11:56,055 --> 00:11:58,122
Hmm, which one will it be?

322
00:12:03,729 --> 00:12:05,329
Oh!

323
00:12:05,431 --> 00:12:06,397
Really?

324
00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:08,532
Did you not see this bad boy right here?

325
00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,100
Oh.

326
00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:11,101
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yum!

327
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:12,403
I made those.

328
00:12:12,471 --> 00:12:14,938
They're full of gluten
and sugar and dairy and nuts.

329
00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:16,407
I'm taking back dessert!

330
00:12:16,509 --> 00:12:18,108
Ooh!

331
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,599
Okay, Sean, now whoever goes next

332
00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,578
can either pick a new gift from the table

333
00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:23,147
or snag yours.

334
00:12:23,215 --> 00:12:24,181
Who's second?

335
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,073
That'd be me, and these be mine.

336
00:12:26,252 --> 00:12:27,918
Our first steal!

337
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,420
- Ooh!
- And it's mine! It's mine!

338
00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:32,222
I'm sorry. Are the rules
to not pick the nicest one?

339
00:12:32,247 --> 00:12:33,680
This is so much fun!

340
00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:36,193
Oh, gosh. Yankee Swap, going to church.

341
00:12:36,262 --> 00:12:38,595
It's almost like
if you missed any one of them,

342
00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:39,930
it wouldn't be Christmas.

343
00:12:40,032 --> 00:12:41,498
Okay, Sean, pick again.

344
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,133
All right.

345
00:12:43,235 --> 00:12:44,134
Which one you gonna get?

346
00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:45,269
Hmm...

347
00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:47,504
Ooh, that one's pretty.

348
00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:50,974
Wow.

349
00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:53,477
Must be the old
pretty-girl-at-the-prom syndrome

350
00:12:53,546 --> 00:12:54,812
that I've read about.

351
00:12:54,914 --> 00:12:56,426
I'll never be at prom.

352
00:12:57,616 --> 00:12:58,549
All-in-one tool.

353
00:12:58,651 --> 00:13:00,083
Oh! Who bought that?

354
00:13:00,186 --> 00:13:01,084
I did.

355
00:13:01,187 --> 00:13:02,419
It's supposed to be Christmasy.

356
00:13:02,521 --> 00:13:03,554
It's red.

357
00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:05,055
- I like it.
- Yeah!

358
00:13:05,124 --> 00:13:06,723
And I'm number three, so...

359
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,660
I'm in upside-down land.

360
00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:10,894
Things are getting exciting!

361
00:13:10,996 --> 00:13:11,895
Are they?

362
00:13:11,997 --> 00:13:14,531
Oh. Me again.

363
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:16,700
Um...

364
00:13:16,802 --> 00:13:18,035
Ooh! Oh! Yay!

365
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,236
Oh, that one's mine!

366
00:13:19,338 --> 00:13:20,270
I think you'll like it.

367
00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:21,505
It's really special to me.

368
00:13:21,607 --> 00:13:23,240
I'll tell you the whole story
after you open it.

369
00:13:23,342 --> 00:13:24,608
All right.

370
00:13:25,678 --> 00:13:26,710
Oh.

371
00:13:28,581 --> 00:13:30,914
Um... I'm sorry, everybody.

372
00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:33,050
I will be right back.

373
00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:34,852
- Hmm.
- Doctor stuff.

374
00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:36,799
Hmm.

375
00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:39,823
What was that?

376
00:13:39,925 --> 00:13:40,958
I don't know.

377
00:13:42,728 --> 00:13:45,028
- Glossners.
- I hate those kids!

378
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,897
You should see what they did
to my Mrs. Claus.

379
00:13:46,999 --> 00:13:48,165
I'll get the front. You get the back.

380
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,000
That's what they did to Mrs. Claus!

381
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,252
I-I don't know where Sean went off to.

382
00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:00,121
It's not like him to be rude.

383
00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:01,288
I'll go find him.

384
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,892
I'm next. Should I just pick?

385
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,396
I don't know. We're kind of in
a Yankee Swap holding pattern.

386
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,664
Isn't there a rule that
if someone doesn't open theirs,

387
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:12,700
we just move on to the most
meticulously wrapped one

388
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,968
on the table?

389
00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:15,369
I'll open Sean's for him.

390
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:16,404
He won't care.

391
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:19,373
Okay. Here we go.

392
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,641
- All right.
- Let's see what it is.

393
00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:22,576
What is it?

394
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:23,778
Ooh!

395
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,713
Aww, the snow globe.

396
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,481
Okay, Shelly, do you want Sean's,

397
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:28,961
or do you want to pick a new one
from the table?

398
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,818
I'll take the snow globe.

399
00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:31,886
- Okay!
- I knew it.

400
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,022
Here you go, sweetie.

401
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,798
Hey, Sean. Are you okay?

402
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,900
Everybody's waiting for you.

403
00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:47,161
What?

404
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,414
Oh, I, uh...

405
00:14:50,073 --> 00:14:52,807
I just got a text from a buddy,
said grades were posted,

406
00:14:52,832 --> 00:14:56,379
and I checked them,
and I didn't do so well.

407
00:14:57,447 --> 00:14:58,579
Oh!

408
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,980
Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.

409
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:02,883
But it's probably not as bad
as you think it is.

410
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:06,472
Sue, I got three B's and two...

411
00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:09,457
two of those things that come after "B."

412
00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:11,325
Okay.

413
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:13,561
Okay, look.

414
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,297
I know this has gotta be
really hard for you,

415
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,099
but don't worry.

416
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,501
Axl got lots of C's,

417
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:24,672
and he just got a job
selling plumbing supplies.

418
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:29,410
I'm gonna get you!

419
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,245
Thanks, Mike.

420
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,614
I'm not... at my physical best.

421
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,316
They tell me I got hit
by a car last week.

422
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:36,784
Let go of me!

423
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,853
Where's the snowman?
Somebody took it off the roof.

424
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:41,122
- None of your damn business!
- Hey, you little jerk!

425
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,590
I saw what you did to Mrs. Claus,

426
00:15:42,615 --> 00:15:43,514
and I can't unsee it.

427
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:44,792
Do you respect nothing?!

428
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,394
You tell him, Mike.
I'm about to throw up Bwine.

429
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,096
Look, you want to know why

430
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,664
I kept putting the snowman
back out there?

431
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:53,234
It's not because I need
a snowman in my front yard.

432
00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:54,235
I'm not that guy.

433
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:56,170
It's 'cause I thought, at some point,

434
00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:58,628
you would realize that what
you were doing was not right,

435
00:15:58,741 --> 00:15:59,984
but you never did.

436
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:02,443
Look, you're not in diapers anymore.

437
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,211
Okay, scratch that.

438
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,779
The point is, you've gotta figure out

439
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:07,204
what kind of man you're gonna be.

440
00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:09,483
Sorry.

441
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,038
I just never had no daddy
to tell me right from wrong.

442
00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:14,457
I thought maybe you could tell me.

443
00:16:14,991 --> 00:16:16,724
Well, you can blame
your parents all you want,

444
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:18,559
but at some point, it's on you.

445
00:16:18,628 --> 00:16:20,227
But you didn't let me finish.

446
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,897
I thought maybe you can tell me,
but you can't...

447
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:24,398
'cause you're a woman!

448
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,268
Should we go after him?

449
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,846
No point.

450
00:16:29,772 --> 00:16:32,769
But for a kid carrying
a full load, he sure can run.

451
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,644
Great party, Frankie.

452
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,812
I'm sorry we didn't get to
finish the Yankee Swap,

453
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,281
but we don't want to be late for church.

454
00:16:40,383 --> 00:16:42,082
It's my favorite part of Christmas.

455
00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:44,385
The whole family sitting
together in the pew.

456
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:46,053
Yeah, us too!

457
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,521
I really like the snow globe.

458
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,790
I want to give it to my friend Juliette.

459
00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:50,958
She said some mean things to me,

460
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,660
and I want to turn the other cheek.

461
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,229
Aww. That's my sweet angel.

462
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,568
Ron! Warm up the car!

463
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,570
We're leaving!

464
00:17:11,581 --> 00:17:13,914
Oh, Brick.

465
00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,616
I'm actually happy nobody picked it.

466
00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:17,718
They'd just rip it apart
like a Philistine.

467
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,320
I'm gonna keep it just like this,

468
00:17:19,422 --> 00:17:21,188
put it up on my shelf,
and admire it forever.

469
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,990
Mm.

470
00:17:23,568 --> 00:17:24,758
Is that your phone?

471
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:25,759
I hate this game.

472
00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:32,566
Okay. So, uh, we're going to church.

473
00:17:32,745 --> 00:17:33,744
Okay.

474
00:17:33,769 --> 00:17:35,035
Okay.

475
00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:39,998
Ma!

476
00:17:40,023 --> 00:17:41,041
No. I'm not.

477
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,310
I'm not gonna get on your case anymore.

478
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:46,247
Look. I get it. You know?

479
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,582
I-I didn't want to go to church
when I was your age, either.

480
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:50,784
It can be boring. It can be super boring.

481
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:53,153
I mean, half the time,
I don't even want to go now.

482
00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:58,692
But, um, you asked me why I go,

483
00:17:58,794 --> 00:18:02,329
and, you know, I don't know.

484
00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:04,698
Why the hell do I go?

485
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:09,169
I mean, I guess I go
because it makes me feel better

486
00:18:09,194 --> 00:18:11,594
when everything goes to crap around here.

487
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:15,376
You know, when the sink explodes
or the dishwasher explodes

488
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:17,645
or fill-in-the-blank explodes.

489
00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:23,044
God has certainly given us a lot
of opportunity to seek him out.

490
00:18:23,697 --> 00:18:26,297
And, you know, if someone wants
to lighten the load

491
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:29,390
on my shoulders, then I am all for it.

492
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,092
It's just nice to know
that somebody's got my back,

493
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:34,662
and, um, I don't know,

494
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:40,811
just to feel like I'm part of
something bigger than this.

495
00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:44,146
Yeah. So, I guess
that's a good reason to go.

496
00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:46,473
It's good to know I don't go
just for the doughnuts.

497
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,311
Anyway...

498
00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:54,692
What's happening?

499
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,949
Don't ask questions.

500
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,418
Let's just go.

501
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,920
What? Really?

502
00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:02,523
Are you gonna wear that?
Never mind! It's all good!

503
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,924
Donahues don't do this.

504
00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:05,459
I've always been at the top of my class.

505
00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:06,916
Maybe I shouldn't be a doctor.

506
00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:09,029
I just... T-The whole semester's
been a struggle.

507
00:19:09,098 --> 00:19:11,432
Well, yeah, of course it is.
It's supposed to be.

508
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,801
It's medical school. It's hard.

509
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:15,769
I wouldn't want a doctor
who went to an easy one.

510
00:19:15,794 --> 00:19:17,327
But I got C's.

511
00:19:17,506 --> 00:19:21,435
It's so... average.

512
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,744
I've never been in the middle
of the pack before.

513
00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:27,481
Oh, well, I am all about
the middle of the pack.

514
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,983
It happens to be my area of expertise.

515
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,238
Okay, and here's what I have learned...

516
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:36,023
You cannot compare yourself
to anybody else.

517
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,992
You are your own unique you.

518
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,394
Everyone has their own path.

519
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:41,962
Yeah, but...

520
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,167
Okay, look.

521
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:49,336
You once told me
I was a very special snowflake.

522
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,205
But you know what? So are you.

523
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,675
There is no one else like you.

524
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:57,701
You are gonna be so great.

525
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,613
And not because you're a Donahue,

526
00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:01,181
because you're you.

527
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,049
Yep. Sue was right.

528
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,485
Miracles happen every day.

529
00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:55,732
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