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Previously on "Happy!"

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Nick Sax. Hard to believe this

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piece of shit used to
be the best detective

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in the whole department.

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Right now you're talking
to the man who was hired

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to kill the Scaramucci Brothers.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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The Old Don in Sicily before he died,

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he gave... he gave me a password.

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It's priceless.

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Nick Sax has got his fat, grubby fingers

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- on my password.
- You're a great source

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- of information.
- Seems pretty clear that

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whoever knows this password
is as good as dead or worse.

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- Smoothie?
- I'm gonna set an example

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with you.

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Come on. Snap out of it.

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I'm... Happy!

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The happy horse, horse,
horse so full of fun

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- of course, of course.
- You're not real.

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Of course not. I'm
Hailey's imaginary friend.

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The sweetest, most adorable
little girl in the whole world.

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But she's in real bad trouble,
and you're the only one

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- that can help me save her.
- Hailey!

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Oh, hey, Merry. Can I borrow your car?

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I didn't wanna tell you, Nick.

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Hailey is your daughter.

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Come on, now. This is a network show.

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I told that ratchet, all right?

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And I'm telling y'all motherfuckers.

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I ain't no mothering baby daddy!

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- Suck my dick!
- Fuck you!

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- It's not mine!
- You know, I've been doing

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this show 27 years. I've
never heard that before.

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- Ha ha, yeah.
- Come on, Jerry!

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Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Man, look at that,

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and then look at this. Look at this!

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I would never hit that [BLEEP], man!

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I would never hit that! I'll hit that!

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- Oh, yeah!
- Yo, yo!

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Come on, man. Yo, [BLEEP] that [BLEEP].

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[BLEEP] that [BLEEP].
That's your baby now.

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This is your baby! Look at this!

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Look at this! That's
not my [BLEEP] baby!

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Yeah, look! Look at this!

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- Get out of here, man.
- Well, we're gonna find out

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who hit what and from
what end, but first...

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Here's another winner at life
who claims the kid ain't his.

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Give it up for Nick Sax.

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I got no idea why I'm even here.

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Well, you're not really here.

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This is a metaphor. You've
experienced a near death

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- bodily trauma.
- Yeah.

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After hearing the best
news any guy can ever hear.

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Let's give a nice hand to the new papa.

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Sorry to disappoint.
I ain't nobody's daddy.

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How can you be so sure?
You shooting blanks?

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Which is pretty funny,
considering your line of work.

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Look, any alleged incidents
of erectile dysfunction...

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That I am in no way admitting to...

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Would be a fairly recent
development from me,

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and totally beside the
point. I'm telling you

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I don't belong here. The only thing I am

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a father to is a baseball-size
colonic impasse that's getting

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worse every minute of this conversation.

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Well, there's a lovely lady
backstage in our green room

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who frankly has a
different version of events.

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You can't even bear to
look at her, can you, Nick?

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- What are you running from?
- Yeah!

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So, don't take this the wrong way,

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but looks like someone needs a little...

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nap!

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All righty, now. I accept you.

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You're not a hallucination.
You're not my subconscious

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trying to dry rape me
for all my past sins.

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- You're real.
- Imaginary friend.

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Listen to me. I once
saw a man high on PCP

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rip off his own testicles in
the middle of Times Square.

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Do you know what I'm
trying to say to you?

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I'm saying I've seen some crazy shit.

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So I accept it. You exist.

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You're here.

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There's probably a little
girl somewhere out there

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who needs her daddy real goddamned bad.

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And you should go find
him. 'Cause I ain't him.

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You are him, Nick. And she's yours.

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My God.

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Those teeth.

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Those flared nostrils and beady eyes.

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It's somehow endearing,
and yet so, so horrible.

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How do you even...

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- Nah, forget it.
- Ahh!

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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? Joyful and triumphant ?

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? Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree ?

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? How lovely are your branches ?

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? Oh you're looking good
you're smelling right ?

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? I give it to you every night ?

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Hello? Anybody there?

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I'm here.

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Hi.

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Do you know where we are?

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No.

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Who are you? Hailey Hansen.

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What's your name?

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Are you there?

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- Yeah.
- Has he hurt you?

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He doesn't like us talking.
He thinks we're gonna

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do something bad. Like try to run away.

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He doesn't want us to
go back to our parents.

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What does he want?

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He wants us to stay little kids.

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He wants us to stay little kids forever.

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Mrs. Jablonski.

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It's me, Sax. Is that cooking spray?

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Oh, Dr. Sax.

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Oh, and no ring.

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I'm gonna introduce
you to my granddaughter.

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Thrilled.

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You can't be too careful, Doctor.

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This used to be a nice neighborhood,

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- before all them, you know.
- Bad hombres.

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- Skulking around.
- Yeah.

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I heard them climbing
the fire escape earlier.

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Fire escape.

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Honey, I'm home.

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Surprise! Hey, boys!

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What the hell? No balloons, no hookers?

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Come on. What kind of going away party

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is this?

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I wanna thank you guys for
not tossing my apartment.

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Wait, did you?

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Jesus, Frank.

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Ow.

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- Look at his balls.
- Swinging like a watch.

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I mean, they are hypnotic.

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Yeah. In video games,

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it's what they call... Respawning.

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- This isn't a game, Sax.
- Eh, I just gotta pick up

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a few essentials from
the trusty old go-bag.

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So I can vamanos my burly
white ass on out of here.

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Ah. Huh.

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That's a good one.

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And with that, I bid you bye-bye.

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Help yourselves to the fridge.
I got ten-day-old Chinese

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in there, but with the MSG,

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I think you guys will be all right.

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I would offer you booze, but
I wasn't expecting company.

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Oh, do make sure to extend
my season greetings to Blue.

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You seem confused, Sax.

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I seem to think you
assholes didn't get the memo.

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The one where Blue wants me alive.

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- The password.
- Oh.

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Oh, yeah, right. So...

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Yeah, we don't work for Blue.

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- Huh?
- We're with Fresh Ken.

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- Ninth Street.
- Since when?

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- Tuesday.
- Why?

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- More money.
- I understand that.

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- Mmm.
- Fresh Ken.

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Anyway, this... this
password that you talk about.

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- Yeah?
- It's actually why

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we're all here. See
nobody knows what it's for.

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Word on the street
is, Blue gets his hands

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on that password, he
becomes untouchable.

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- Unstoppable.
- Word on the street?

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It's like some Ark of the
Covenant shit for hoods.

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He'd wipe us all out like polio.

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- And I'm the only one who...
- Knows the password.

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- Which is why...
- You gotta get dead.

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Well, ain't this a sticky wicket.

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He's going down the fire escape!

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Bad hombres.

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Ah, peanuts.

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Nick, there comes a time

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when you just gotta face reality.

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Fuck you! Get the fucking fuck

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- away from me.
- Oh!

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Swear jar! Swear jar!

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When dirty words come out too far!

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That'll be 25 cents, please.

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Oh, crackers and jam, Nick!!

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That's right. Money.

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We need guns and money.

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And I knows just the guy.

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Great, so we'll just,
uh, run there, I guess.

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We are so f....

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This your car?

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James Joyce called
cheese the corpse of milk.

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I never listened to folk music.

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You're more of a yellow
slices wrapped in plastic girl.

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Kraft American.

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Just get to the point. You want Sax.

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We need to learn to take
our time with things.

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This wine, for instance...

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Mmm.

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Began as a grape.

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A sweet thing. Yes.

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But also an immature thing.
To reach its full potential,

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the grape is subjected to pressure.

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Squashed to a pulp.

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Reduced to its essence.

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Sealed in darkness.

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And there it waits.
Compelled by the hands of time

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- to become a finer thing.
- I get it, Blue.

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- I'm the grape.
- No, no, no.

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You don't get it.

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I'm the grape.

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I'm the goddamn grape!

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When I was a boy... Hmm...

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The Don swore to me on
the souls of his ancestors

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that I would get what's
mine. If I was patient.

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Now, I didn't understand
then. But I do now.

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I wasn't ready. But now I am.

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- And I want what I'm due.
- And what's that?

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Everything.

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This is my time to step to the fore,

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to take my place as
leader of the family.

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And you're in my way, Meredith.

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I get it. Life has been complicated.

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Father gunned down in the line of duty.

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Your mother... Bright,
beautiful, talented...

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She loses her mind.

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You, the candy striper.
No man in your life.

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The only man you ever loved, well,

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you broke up his marriage.
Wrecked his career.

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Your script needs a little work.

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And now he's back.

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And you let him go.
You gave him your car.

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Mmm. I'm glad you did.

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I am. You gained his trust

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all over again. Use that trust.

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Find him. Bring him in.

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Alive and articulate.

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That's very important, Meredith.

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How important?

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What did you have in mind?

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I bring you Sax, and we're even.

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I'm out from under
you. Bill paid in full.

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Me and Ma.

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- Deal.
- Deal.

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What, you wanna fucking spit on it?

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One thing. I know how hard it can be

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to get help on short
notice. So I've dispatched

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a qualified professional
to attend to your mother's

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every need till you do
what needs to be done.

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What?

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Run along, Meredith.

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I can't wait to see the look on his face

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when you say, "Hey, you!" "Who, me?"

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"Yeah, you. That's
my kid you got there."

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"Says who?" "Says me."

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"Oh, yeah?" "Yeah."

254
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,894
And then you give him the old one-two.

255
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,684
And he runs away screaming
to mommy like a stupid baby.

256
00:17:11,687 --> 00:17:13,565
- My goodness.
- What, what is it?

257
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,535
Shh! Do you hear that?

258
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,200
It's Hailey. Wh-What?

259
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,905
- Yeah!
- Where?

260
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:22,374
In there! Yeah!

261
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,042
A little further! "Happy!"

262
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,544
You hear that? A little further!

263
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:28,514
I ain't nobody's daddy.

264
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,410
Well, I'll be dipped in cat shit.

265
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:01,079
Le Dick. Boys.

266
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,215
I mean, seriously,
Nicky. How many years?

267
00:18:03,217 --> 00:18:05,245
- Le Dic.
- It's French, yeah, yeah.

268
00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:07,016
I know, I've heard before.
Why don't we just skip

269
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:08,720
all the pleasantries?
I'm sure you boys wanna

270
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,923
get back to your little game here.

271
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:14,393
I need cash, Le Dic. And weapons.

272
00:18:14,395 --> 00:18:16,628
Aww, shit, Nicky. All
you gotta do is ask.

273
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,163
How much cash and firearms?

274
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,631
Just tell me the type and quantity.

275
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:22,448
- Be specific.
- Go with, uh, 10Gs.

276
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,318
No, 20. And, uh, guns.

277
00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:26,554
You know how I roll. Uh, small cal...

278
00:18:26,557 --> 00:18:28,706
Sig, Kel-Tek. And cannon.

279
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:30,375
Desert Eagle. You
know, something that'll

280
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,844
just punch a hole right
through the center.

281
00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:33,859
I ain't giving you any money or guns,

282
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,907
you pole-smoking
broke-ass piece of shit.

283
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,763
Whoa, calm down. Calm down, all right.

284
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:39,040
I admit it. I owe you.

285
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,135
But you... hey, let's not
forget that you owe me.

286
00:18:41,138 --> 00:18:42,178
You come into my place...

287
00:18:42,181 --> 00:18:43,039
Sit at my table...

288
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:44,255
I haven't seen you in, what?

289
00:18:44,258 --> 00:18:45,886
Six months ago since that
shit went sideways in Bushwick.

290
00:18:45,888 --> 00:18:47,075
That was not all my fault.

291
00:18:47,078 --> 00:18:48,272
- That was bad.
- It wasn't that bad.

292
00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:49,811
- Very awkward.
- Well, it doesn't matter.

293
00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:52,222
"Gimme this, gimme that.
I need cash, Le Dic!

294
00:18:52,225 --> 00:18:54,356
I need guns!"

295
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:57,727
Oh, shit! Two pair!

296
00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,838
Pass the marmalade, girls.

297
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:04,632
You want something from
me? You sit for a while.

298
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:06,869
Obviously I'm not imparting
the proper sense of urgency

299
00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:09,139
as to my situation. I'm
getting my ass outta town,

300
00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:11,175
and I'm not talking about tomorrow, now.

301
00:19:11,178 --> 00:19:14,513
I appreciate the hospitality.
But I'm gonna take a raincheck.

302
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:16,254
Bullshit. You'll get cards

303
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:17,723
in front of you, you'll play.

304
00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:18,724
Damn it, Le Dick. If I had the money

305
00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:21,960
for the buy in, I wouldn't be
here with my hat in my hand.

306
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,562
18 carat gold.

307
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,600
"To my darling Nicholas forever."

308
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,083
You don't have to read it out loud.

309
00:20:03,086 --> 00:20:06,187
Oh, shit, Sax. I just get nauseous

310
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:07,953
thinking about how this is gonna go.

311
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,286
So stick your fingers down
your throat, and let's play.

312
00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:50,983
Who the hell bets a wedding
band on a pair of kings?

313
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:53,585
I'll tell you who. Nick Sax.

314
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,221
The fluffer of the universe.

315
00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:37,973
What's your favorite part of Christmas?

316
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:45,370
- Sitting on Santa's lap.
- I used to like that.

317
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:49,474
- Used to?
- He took me away from my mom.

318
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,644
I miss her.

319
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:56,615
- I miss my dad.
- We're going to get home.

320
00:21:58,085 --> 00:22:01,953
- How?
- I sent my friend to get help.

321
00:22:11,057 --> 00:22:13,848
How's black Christmas
coming for you, Pencil Dick?

322
00:22:13,851 --> 00:22:17,402
Bet your kids are pissed, huh?
Another year without presents.

323
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,825
They get presents.

324
00:22:18,828 --> 00:22:22,340
Culturally significant
homemade presents.

325
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,775
What kind of Christmas is that?

326
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,477
Christmas is about Christmas lights,

327
00:22:25,479 --> 00:22:27,546
Christmas trees, Christmas presents,

328
00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:29,081
- buying shit.
- Christ on a cross,

329
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,982
just play the game.

330
00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:32,717
Fourth street. I'm guessing that card

331
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,386
hit everybody but Sax.

332
00:22:34,388 --> 00:22:36,588
You know how long it
took me to find a Wishee?

333
00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:37,823
It sold out for three months.

334
00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:39,101
How much did you pay

335
00:22:39,104 --> 00:22:40,892
for that mass-marketed
corporate product?

336
00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:43,559
I mean, look at it. It's
like a pink perv-a-saurus.

337
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:47,265
Used to be booze and bitches.
Now it's diapers and daycare.

338
00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:49,903
You're lucky, Sax. No nine-to-five.

339
00:22:49,906 --> 00:22:52,904
No more nagging wife.
No screaming little kid

340
00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:56,708
relying on you to bring
home the, uh, the Wishee.

341
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,477
- You're free.
- Yeah.

342
00:22:58,479 --> 00:23:00,906
Free as a bird. Living the high life.

343
00:23:00,909 --> 00:23:02,692
Start the day off with a bottle of Jack,

344
00:23:02,695 --> 00:23:04,182
ending it popping a couple of 'ludes

345
00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,284
just to keep the dreams away.

346
00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:08,854
In between...

347
00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:10,789
I don't remember a goddamn thing.

348
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:15,961
You're gonna remember this, Sax.

349
00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:19,965
- Goddamn deck hates me.
- Everyone hates you, Nick.

350
00:23:32,045 --> 00:23:34,813
- So, did you find her?
- Find who?

351
00:23:34,815 --> 00:23:36,856
You need to get your eyes checked, Nick.

352
00:23:36,859 --> 00:23:40,118
- Check.
- Where are your balls, Sax?

353
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,754
Oh, right. I took them on the last pot.

354
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,770
Oh, I hate when they
take the balls away.

355
00:23:44,773 --> 00:23:46,491
I'm trying to focus here. Get lost.

356
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,627
Ugh, grown-up games.

357
00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:53,832
Queen of Hearts. She's pretty.

358
00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,667
What'd you just say?

359
00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:59,337
I said she's pretty.
She has a gold crown,

360
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,306
and lipstick.

361
00:24:09,383 --> 00:24:11,850
- Fold.
- Where you going, Sax?

362
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,676
Crapper. You wanna wipe me?

363
00:24:13,679 --> 00:24:16,312
Dude's losing what little he had left.

364
00:24:16,315 --> 00:24:18,098
And I'm not talking about the chips.

365
00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:20,792
Everyone stay cool. We keep him here

366
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,961
as long as Blue says.

367
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,437
The way you're smiling is
like someone who doesn't

368
00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:33,972
know what smiles are for.

369
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:35,840
Those cards. The lady.

370
00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:38,687
The pretty lady with the
gold crown and the lipstick.

371
00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:42,258
You can see them. They're
not invisible, Nick.

372
00:24:42,261 --> 00:24:44,382
No, but you are. Oh, my goodness.

373
00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:47,319
I have this crazy idea.
Do you wanna go get Hailey?

374
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,981
You bet I do!

375
00:24:48,984 --> 00:24:51,043
More than a double scoop
of coffee ice cream!

376
00:24:51,046 --> 00:24:53,992
Then you're gonna help me
win to get money and guns

377
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:56,461
so we can go get her.

378
00:24:56,463 --> 00:25:00,966
Our teacher Miss Palm says
it's better to lose honestly

379
00:25:00,968 --> 00:25:03,501
- than to win by cheating.
- Fuck Miss...

380
00:25:07,042 --> 00:25:10,642
Wouldn't Miss Palm want you
to help me get guns and money

381
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,677
so we could go get Hailey?

382
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,047
Uh, she'd probably send
us to the Thinking Corner

383
00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:18,984
to come up with a creative
solution to our problems.

384
00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:20,252
You're right.

385
00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:24,889
Just...

386
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,192
I just...

387
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,137
- Just what?
- Ah, just a crazy idea.

388
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:31,630
I just thought we could be a team.

389
00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:32,697
You know?

390
00:25:34,581 --> 00:25:36,381
Partners.

391
00:25:36,384 --> 00:25:39,904
Butch and Sundance. Gin and tonic.

392
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:42,707
- Mickey and Mallory.
- You mean Mickey and Pluto?

393
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,744
PB and motherfucking J.

394
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:53,551
But... Well...

395
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:55,287
Guess you don't wanna be my partner.

396
00:26:05,098 --> 00:26:06,298
I'm in.

397
00:26:14,763 --> 00:26:20,166
Bam!

398
00:26:21,338 --> 00:26:22,871
I'm on a winning streak, boys.

399
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:25,508
Oh, yeah.

400
00:26:29,843 --> 00:26:32,273
? Christmas tree is coming soon ?

401
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,553
Hmm.

402
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:41,524
Our monkey bread is done.

403
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,764
Mom, are you okay? Did
he do anything to you?

404
00:26:48,766 --> 00:26:50,666
He's making me beautiful again.

405
00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:55,571
- I love hearing you sing.
- I'm so excited.

406
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:58,641
Geraldine Ferraro's gonna be
our first female President.

407
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,793
Hmm.

408
00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:04,814
Oh, I wish I could
have what you're having.

409
00:27:06,551 --> 00:27:08,590
I'll be right back.

410
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,257
This isn't happening.

411
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:17,793
Get the fuck out of my house.

412
00:27:17,795 --> 00:27:21,030
Am I being unclear, freak?

413
00:27:21,032 --> 00:27:22,907
Oh, no, no. Cops and robbers, go on.

414
00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,668
This is fantastic. I love this game.

415
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:28,137
The only problem is... I'm sorry...

416
00:27:28,139 --> 00:27:31,540
But the smell of your vagina
is incredibly distracting

417
00:27:31,543 --> 00:27:32,742
in a small space.

418
00:27:35,813 --> 00:27:38,247
She really is intoxicating.

419
00:27:38,249 --> 00:27:39,849
Your mother.

420
00:27:39,851 --> 00:27:41,477
Lovely voice. Real talented.

421
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,119
Don't you talk about her.

422
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:46,756
I bet... and I probably
shouldn't be saying this,

423
00:27:46,758 --> 00:27:49,759
because it was a time
before people became stars

424
00:27:49,761 --> 00:27:51,894
from sex tapes, but
I think she could have

425
00:27:51,896 --> 00:27:54,997
been really big.

426
00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:59,316
If not for her awkward little daughter.

427
00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:01,204
Playing with guns when the other girls

428
00:28:01,207 --> 00:28:06,208
were playing with boys.
She threw it all away

429
00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:09,712
to raise a flat-chested little brat.

430
00:28:09,714 --> 00:28:12,481
And this is what she gets.

431
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:14,683
It took me hours

432
00:28:14,685 --> 00:28:17,820
to get the mats out of her hair.

433
00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:21,023
When was the last time you brushed her?

434
00:28:21,025 --> 00:28:25,694
- I will shoot you in the head.
- Mmm.

435
00:28:25,696 --> 00:28:27,899
Oh, you think I won't?

436
00:28:27,902 --> 00:28:29,720
I clean up her shit three times a day.

437
00:28:29,723 --> 00:28:33,002
I have no problems
cleaning your brains up

438
00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:34,904
off this ceiling.

439
00:28:36,641 --> 00:28:40,409
Now you listen to me closely.

440
00:28:40,411 --> 00:28:42,688
The sooner you do what you agreed to do,

441
00:28:42,691 --> 00:28:45,247
the sooner I can get
out of this piss-smelling

442
00:28:45,249 --> 00:28:47,149
geriatric nightmare.

443
00:28:48,653 --> 00:28:53,089
Your ex-fucker has resurfaced.

444
00:28:53,091 --> 00:28:55,758
You are going to bring him in.

445
00:28:57,128 --> 00:29:00,329
And I am gonna get what
Blue wants from him.

446
00:29:06,637 --> 00:29:08,170
Like you did last time?

447
00:29:19,684 --> 00:29:22,284
Mmm. I have to get back

448
00:29:22,286 --> 00:29:23,452
to the makeover.

449
00:29:23,454 --> 00:29:27,623
Jessica! Time for the mask to come off.

450
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:29,325
Will you look at that?

451
00:29:29,327 --> 00:29:31,894
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

452
00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:35,064
Some heater you're on, Nicky.

453
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,199
Yeah, you know what they say.

454
00:29:37,201 --> 00:29:40,532
Even a clock gets a
broken face twice a day.

455
00:29:40,535 --> 00:29:43,031
- That is a thing, right?
- You've never been lucky.

456
00:29:43,034 --> 00:29:45,522
Not your whole life. The
hell angle you running?

457
00:29:45,525 --> 00:29:48,510
Well, if you promise to keep a secret...

458
00:29:48,513 --> 00:29:52,053
I got a little blue horse
that's on the top of your hat

459
00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:54,583
with wings telling me your hand.

460
00:29:57,488 --> 00:30:00,322
Two and a five. Not even the same color.

461
00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,758
This hand stinks worse than
that coat you're wearing, Nick.

462
00:30:13,304 --> 00:30:15,704
Come on, Le Dick.

463
00:30:15,706 --> 00:30:18,707
You trying to bluff me?

464
00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:33,561
Well, it's been a pleasure, ladies.

465
00:30:33,564 --> 00:30:35,025
Sit down.

466
00:30:35,028 --> 00:30:36,959
- You are not going anywhere.
- I got appointments to keep.

467
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,594
People to see. And besides,

468
00:30:38,596 --> 00:30:40,334
I got all the cash that I need.

469
00:30:40,337 --> 00:30:43,398
But I will need that band right there.

470
00:30:43,401 --> 00:30:46,459
And I'm happy to pay you
your own money for it.

471
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:50,873
Wow.

472
00:30:53,244 --> 00:30:55,476
Talk about your sore losers.

473
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:57,646
You're not going anywhere.

474
00:30:57,648 --> 00:31:00,686
Not till you and Blue
figure your shit out.

475
00:31:00,689 --> 00:31:03,953
Well, well, well. The plot sickens.

476
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:09,836
Do you have any idea how
hard it is to concentrate

477
00:31:09,839 --> 00:31:11,939
with you bouncing off the ceiling?

478
00:31:11,942 --> 00:31:13,842
It's like kissing God!
It's like kissing God!

479
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,962
I'm everything and nothing!
I'm everything and nothing!

480
00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:22,905
Sucks on that like he
knows what he's doing.

481
00:31:22,907 --> 00:31:24,740
You didn't think we kept you around here

482
00:31:24,742 --> 00:31:28,217
all this time because
you're so fun to be around,

483
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,179
- did you?
- Oh.

484
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:32,481
Sad face emoji.

485
00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:34,216
I expected more from you, Le Dick.

486
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,389
- I thought we were friends.
- No.

487
00:31:37,392 --> 00:31:40,100
No friends here, Sax. Only got one ass,

488
00:31:40,103 --> 00:31:42,458
- and Blue is all the way up it.
- What? No. Come on, Nick.

489
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:45,147
Let's... Let's play some more.
Let's clean these donkeys out.

490
00:31:45,150 --> 00:31:47,196
- Game's over, pal.
- Afraid so.

491
00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:48,683
What do you mean, over?

492
00:31:48,686 --> 00:31:50,586
Look at all this cold, hard lettuce.

493
00:31:50,588 --> 00:31:53,089
- We hit the jackpot.
- My God.

494
00:31:53,091 --> 00:31:56,526
Look at yourself. What
would Miss Palm say?

495
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,597
Do you even know where
you are right now?

496
00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:04,133
Hmm. Eh.

497
00:32:04,135 --> 00:32:07,103
But I do have a
confession for you, boys.

498
00:32:07,106 --> 00:32:09,134
- I did cheat.
- I knew it.

499
00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:12,041
You are the worst
poker player ever, Sax.

500
00:32:12,043 --> 00:32:13,415
I don't deny it.

501
00:32:13,418 --> 00:32:15,748
I mean, I think we all know
that there's only one thing

502
00:32:15,751 --> 00:32:18,114
I've ever been any good at.

503
00:32:27,091 --> 00:32:28,457
Merry Christmas.

504
00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:30,726
Mousy!

505
00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:02,491
Like you said, Nicky.
We're friends, right?

506
00:33:02,493 --> 00:33:05,561
Take the money. Take the guns.

507
00:33:05,563 --> 00:33:09,565
Consider yourself debt free!

508
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:12,568
Well, I'm taking the
money. And the guns.

509
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:16,001
And your shitty car.

510
00:33:16,004 --> 00:33:17,737
There. Here.

511
00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:28,918
Aren't we forgetting something?

512
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,152
Oh, yeah. The, uh...

513
00:33:30,154 --> 00:33:34,056
On your, uh... Yeah.

514
00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:47,095
Don't worry, Frenchie.

515
00:33:47,098 --> 00:33:48,404
I'll help you with that.

516
00:34:00,952 --> 00:34:02,718
Welcome back down.

517
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,353
Where are we going?

518
00:34:06,658 --> 00:34:09,025
- This way.
- Oh.

519
00:34:09,027 --> 00:34:10,726
The city's back that way.

520
00:34:12,196 --> 00:34:15,164
Hailey's back that way.

521
00:34:16,034 --> 00:34:18,962
You... You said we
were partners. PB and J.

522
00:34:18,965 --> 00:34:20,269
We had a deal.

523
00:34:21,606 --> 00:34:24,473
Never shook on it.

524
00:34:24,475 --> 00:34:26,308
I'm grabbing pancakes,
and then I'm driving

525
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:29,979
ever westward. Stay, go.

526
00:34:29,981 --> 00:34:32,548
Entirely up to you.

527
00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:34,917
He's the strongest man in the world.

528
00:34:34,919 --> 00:34:37,553
And fast. He'll catch you.

529
00:34:37,555 --> 00:34:40,022
If you're hiding, he
knows where to find you.

530
00:34:41,707 --> 00:34:44,374
- Wow.
- My dad's coming.

531
00:34:44,377 --> 00:34:47,025
He's a hero. He's gonna find Santa,

532
00:34:47,028 --> 00:34:49,765
and he's gonna put him in jail forever.

533
00:34:49,767 --> 00:34:52,201
What is Santa finds your daddy first?

534
00:34:59,978 --> 00:35:01,944
Just run an APB.

535
00:35:01,946 --> 00:35:03,579
And if he surfaces,
you come to me first.

536
00:35:03,581 --> 00:35:05,381
- I wanna see McCarthy.
- Ma'am, I'm not gonna

537
00:35:05,383 --> 00:35:07,483
- tell you again.
- It's all right.

538
00:35:11,389 --> 00:35:14,323
I need your help.

539
00:35:14,325 --> 00:35:16,400
Okay. How can I help you?

540
00:35:16,403 --> 00:35:19,771
Someone kidnapped my daughter.

541
00:35:19,774 --> 00:35:21,941
I'm sorry to hear that.

542
00:35:21,944 --> 00:35:24,645
But this is Homicide.

543
00:35:24,648 --> 00:35:28,304
- I'm Homicide.
- I know.

544
00:35:28,306 --> 00:35:30,639
I need to find Nick.

545
00:35:30,641 --> 00:35:33,309
I haven't seen Nick in ten years.

546
00:35:33,311 --> 00:35:35,411
Wouldn't even begin
to know where to look.

547
00:35:35,413 --> 00:35:38,380
Someone took Hailey.
And nobody in this place

548
00:35:38,382 --> 00:35:41,083
wants to do anything about it.

549
00:35:41,085 --> 00:35:42,485
You owe me.

550
00:35:49,494 --> 00:35:52,431
I'll introduce you to
a wonderful detective

551
00:35:52,434 --> 00:35:54,395
in Missing Persons and
they'll be able to help you.

552
00:35:54,397 --> 00:35:57,198
But to be clear...

553
00:35:57,201 --> 00:35:59,201
I don't owe you anything at all.

554
00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:22,879
Hailey Bailey! You
almost done with your...

555
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:25,581
No.

556
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,985
That's all she knows. One picture.

557
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:32,154
And from it, she... She made up a hero.

558
00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:35,878
But you're no hero, are you, Nick?

559
00:36:35,881 --> 00:36:37,380
What I've been trying to tell you.

560
00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:38,816
Look me in the eyes.

561
00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:41,898
Come on, man. Put those back on.

562
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,135
No.

563
00:36:43,138 --> 00:36:45,935
If only Hailey knew.

564
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,504
You're more imaginary than I'll ever be.

565
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:51,807
Ooh, nasty. Wow, that stings.

566
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:52,909
You really hurt me there.

567
00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,266
Look, you know, it's
real easy to judge a guy

568
00:36:59,269 --> 00:37:00,683
when bullets can't hurt you.

569
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,004
Those assholes who were coming for me...

570
00:37:02,006 --> 00:37:03,853
I don't know if you can understand this,

571
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,221
but they're playing for keeps.

572
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,940
I can die. Just like you.

573
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,193
How can you die? You're imaginary.

574
00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:14,897
I die if she dies.

575
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,323
I saw what you did to
all those bad guys, Nick.

576
00:37:17,326 --> 00:37:19,292
If you can do that, you can save Hailey.

577
00:37:19,295 --> 00:37:21,496
You can! But y...

578
00:37:21,499 --> 00:37:22,901
You won't!

579
00:37:22,904 --> 00:37:24,674
Because you're not
running from the bad guys.

580
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:27,376
You're running from her!
Because that's the kind

581
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:29,714
of guy you are! When I left Hailey,

582
00:37:29,717 --> 00:37:31,847
I was good! Like her!

583
00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:34,717
Now I've cheated, I've lied,

584
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,887
I... I've snorted narcotics.
A lot of narcotics.

585
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,422
Listen, unicorn...

586
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:44,226
Listen, unicorn.

587
00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:47,296
This is not the imaginary world.

588
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:49,409
This is the real world.

589
00:37:49,412 --> 00:37:52,401
And it's messy. And
people do a lot of things

590
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:53,836
that they're not very proud of.

591
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:57,373
Ordering this breakfast, for one.

592
00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:00,009
But I'm gonna soldier through.

593
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,811
And when I'm done, I am gonna get into

594
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,379
that hideous automobile in front,

595
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:06,082
and I'm gonna punch
my ticket out of here.

596
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:08,918
Leaving this cold, filthy
city and everything in it

597
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,721
in my rearview mirror.

598
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,268
Ever westward, baby.

599
00:38:14,271 --> 00:38:16,559
And I ain't stopping
until I see that sun drop

600
00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:17,878
into the water.

601
00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:21,197
In a city of seven million,

602
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:24,033
why'd it have to be you?

603
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,602
- It ain't me.
- Keep saying it.

604
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:29,299
Keep saying it and someday
you might believe it.

605
00:38:29,302 --> 00:38:33,009
That picture of you
that Hailey saw was real.

606
00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,511
You were a hero once!
I... I guess that's why

607
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,046
you hate yourself.

608
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:42,852
And it's a 20% tip always,
no matter the service.

609
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,286
Nick, they live on tips.

610
00:38:55,271 --> 00:38:57,099
Come on, Nick. Everyone in our audience

611
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:59,769
seems to be ahead of you on this one.

612
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:04,373
You know in your heart
she's yours, don't you, Nick?

613
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:11,247
I didn't even know you
were still on the air.

614
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,420
If you run away, Nick,
you're never gonna stop.

615
00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:19,331
And eventually, you're gonna die

616
00:39:19,334 --> 00:39:23,793
miserable and alone
and filled with regret.

617
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,328
You do still process
regret, don't you, Nick?

618
00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:29,665
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

619
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,168
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

620
00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:48,350
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

621
00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:00,834
Get in.

622
00:41:00,837 --> 00:41:04,126
I'm not going ever westward, Nick.

623
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,686
Neither am I.

624
00:41:09,995 --> 00:41:11,094
Come on.

625
00:41:11,097 --> 00:41:13,897
Let's go find this kid.

626
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,270
Yeah!

627
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,544
- Partners?
- Don't push it.

628
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:29,404
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