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- Mmm, somebody smells nice.
- Ah.

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I pretended to buy makeup

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so I could swipe perfume
samples at Macy's.

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Looks like the forecast is cloudy

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with a chance of doing it.

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Can you guys go somewhere else

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to talk about Christy
banging my brother?

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No one's banging anyone.

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We decided to get to
know each other first.

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I'm sorry, but having sex

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is how you get to know each other.

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If I could carry the TV
into the kitchen, I would.

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All I'm saying is

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there's a real danger
in waiting, Christy.

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You could develop serious
feelings for Patrick

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and then find out he's
got a crooked unit.

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- Well, that wouldn't matter to me.
- Ugh. All right.

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It's already too late.

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Help us out here, Adam.

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You guys grew up together.

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Bathing, skinny-dipping...

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Is there anything exotic or
unorthodox in the swimsuit area?

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If death took me right
now, I would not hate it.

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So, where are we going?

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Well, Christy, as you may have gleaned,

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I am something of a planner.

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So I made two dinner reservations

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at equally fine restaurants,
and you get to pick.

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Wow. You made reservations,

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you're not married, you're
not wearing cargo shorts.

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I'm getting a little dizzy.

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Well, before you pass out,
here are your choices.

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Steak house known for their prime rib,

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seafood place known for their lobster.

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Steak house. Lobster freaks me out.

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It's a giant sea bug
and I'm not having it.

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Right?

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Sometimes they make
you pick out your own.

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I don't want to decide which one dies.

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Who made me lobster god?

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Ugh. Speaking of giant
sea bugs, it's my mom.

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Watch. This is my most
favorite thing in the world.

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Ignore.

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Really? Most favorite?

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Mine's water slides.

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Oh, for God's sake, Mom.

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Sorry, I better take this.

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I'm on a date, which you
know. Why are you calling?

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Oh, okay.

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I'll be right there.

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I'm sorry. I'm gonna need a rain check.

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My friend Marjorie's
husband had a stroke.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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He just collapsed
right there in the hall.

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Well, you got him to
the hospital right away.

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That's always the most important thing.

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Yes. That's the important thing.

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That and life insurance.

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- Mom.
- He can't get coverage now.

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A word.

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We'll be right back.

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What is wrong with you?

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What? That's a legitimate question.

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Have you priced a casket lately?

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Have you?

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Yeah, when you had that
cough that wouldn't go away.

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Okay, from now on,

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if you have the urge
to say something, don't.

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So I'm just supposed to sit there?

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No. Try to be helpful.

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- Offer her a cup of tea or something.
- Ugh.

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I'll try, but I know a thing or two

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about freezing a dead guy's
head, so if there's a lull,

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I might bring it up.

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- Wendy, how is he?
- He's out of surgery and stable.

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Oh, thank God.

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Oh, that's great news.

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Stable is good.

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Can I see him?

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In a few hours when we move him to ICU.

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Oh, so I guess what Victor's saying is,

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"I-C-U in a
few hours."

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Would you like some tea?

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Mmm, pass me the popcorn.

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You ate it all.

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Why would you hand me an empty bowl?

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'Cause I wanted you to
know that I ate it all.

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Well, to that I say,

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why are you hitting yourself,

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- why are you hitting yourself, huh?
- Ow.

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Quit it!

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What a...

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So, what are we supposed to do?

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Stay up all night? What's the plan?

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- Plan?
- Yeah.

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Dude, you're in Plunkettville.

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- There are no plans.
- What does that mean?

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This is how it works when you date

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an aggressively sober woman.

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They have a lot of friends
with a lot of problems

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and they show up for
everything together.

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When there's a crisis,

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they shine the AA signal on a cloud.

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And then they're gone for hours.

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So they're like superheroes
with a weakness for gin?

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Pretty much.

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AA is kind of Bonnie
and Christy's whole life,

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but I found a way to work around it.

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I got Bonnie to do her
meetings on Monday night,

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Thursday night and Sunday night.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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You-you found a way to
watch prime-time football

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and make it look like a favor.

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I told my buddies at the sports bar.

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They're thinking of
building me a shrine.

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You deserve one.

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Yeah, and I always have
a designated driver,

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but I'm not supposed
to be too happy about it

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or it's a red flag.

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Ah, Bonnie.

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She says that Victor's stable,

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but that they're gonna spend the night

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in the hospital with Marjorie.

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Oh, well, maybe I should go over there

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and bring Christy a change of clothes.

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Oh, no, no, no. No way.

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Well, why not?

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Because if you bring Christy something,

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I got to bring Bonnie
something or I look like a tool.

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You are a tool.

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Ooh, sneak attack. Oh! Oh!

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Oh-ho!

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Hey, how's Victor doing?

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I thought you were on a silent retreat.

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I am.

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But I'm worried about Marjorie

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and I'm dying to talk.

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My thoughts have been all
bottled up in my head

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and it's making me...

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Jill?

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Shh.

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Sorry. Shaman Gary came
into the Zen garden.

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He is such a narc.

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Victor is stable. That's all we know.

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Oh, thank God.

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Is that a vending machine behind you?

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Do they have Funyuns?

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Last night I dreamt about Funyuns.

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Except they were six
feet tall and kissing me.

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I'm telling you, nothing's
getting satisfied here.

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Uh-oh, Gary's back.

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I got to hide you in my bra.

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Is it just me or does it look
like she hasn't lost a pound?

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If anything, her face looks rounder.

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Hey, I'm still here.

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Hey, Marjorie, what'd they say?

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They told me to hope for the best

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and prepare for the worst.

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Might not be able to walk or talk.

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Oh, my God.

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Well...

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whatever happens,

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you won't face it alone.

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You have friends you can count on.

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Thanks, Christy.

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I'll be happy to help, too.

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I'm actually quite good at
taking care of sick people.

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Since when?

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I thought I could just say
it and you'd believe me.

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Sometimes it works 'cause I'm tall.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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- Patrick.
- What are you doing here?

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Oh, he wanted to bring
Christy some clothes

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and I didn't want to
show up empty-handed,

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so here's that sudoku
you've been working on

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for the last year.

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Really sorry to hear about your husband.

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Thank you.

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This is Adam's brother, Patrick.

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Hi. I wish we were meeting
under better circumstances.

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Thanks.

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And I'm sorry I ruined your evening.

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Ah.

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You know, why don't you
two go down to the cafeteria

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and grab a bite to eat?

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- You sure?
- I'm sure.

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Okay.

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If you made reservations
at the cafeteria,

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I'm gonna be so impressed.

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I called. They don't take 'em.

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- Couldn't have grabbed a pencil?
- It's never enough, is it?

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I bet that fancy steak
house didn't serve egg salad

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with an ice cream scoop.

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Well, I think it'll pair
nicely with your Mr. Pibb.

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Hospital sushi.

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I see you have a taste for adventure.

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And our five minutes of peace are over.

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Don't mind me. I'm not here to spy.

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00:09:01,576 --> 00:09:03,561
I just had to get Marjorie another tea.

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00:09:03,912 --> 00:09:05,962
Oh, God, what did you say?

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00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:09,291
I just asked hypothetically
if Victor died,

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00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,116
did she think she would
die very quickly afterward?

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00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:14,525
- Seriously?
- Drop the eyebrow, Missy.

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It's a thing, like penguins.

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Anyway, you kids have fun.

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Thank you for being so understanding

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- through all of this.
- No problem.

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Okay.

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Something really sexy is
about to happen right now.

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Oh, that, uh, salmon
roll tasted like a penny.

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Hmm.

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Would you like some
room-temperature egg salad?

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No, thanks.

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I'm really just here for the company.

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Aw.

217
00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:05,781
So... can we go to a real
dinner tomorrow night?

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00:10:05,857 --> 00:10:07,357
Well, I'd love to, but I actually have

219
00:10:07,359 --> 00:10:08,742
to get back home tomorrow.

220
00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,391
Oh.

221
00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:15,615
Well, I... you know,
I-I knew that eventually

222
00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:19,235
you would have to get back,
but I'm gonna miss you.

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00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,404
I'm gonna miss you, too,

224
00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:23,458
but it's not like I live in Australia.

225
00:10:25,474 --> 00:10:26,993
That's true.

226
00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:30,044
Santa Cruz is only a
three-hour-and- 12-minute drive.

227
00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:36,002
I might have Googled
us door-to-door.

228
00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:39,126
Yeah. Did I give you my address?

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00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:42,326
Look, a lot of Googling
has gone on. I...

230
00:10:42,844 --> 00:10:44,318
Well, I'm in no position to judge.

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00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,271
I've Googled you, too.

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00:10:47,477 --> 00:10:49,511
By the way, nice mug shot.

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00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:55,238
Was my hair in a ponytail or down?

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00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,856
Uh, ponytail.

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00:10:56,858 --> 00:10:59,305
Ah. Yeah, that's the good one.

236
00:11:00,445 --> 00:11:01,595
So, uh...

237
00:11:02,657 --> 00:11:05,498
do you think we should try
the long-distance thing?

238
00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:07,547
I'm game.

239
00:11:09,506 --> 00:11:12,340
But while I've got you here...

240
00:11:18,584 --> 00:11:20,950
You do kind of taste like a penny.

241
00:11:26,364 --> 00:11:29,169
There is literally no way out of here.

242
00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:35,153
_

243
00:11:37,081 --> 00:11:38,747
Ten minutes, and we're out of h...

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00:11:38,749 --> 00:11:40,198
Hey!

245
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,750
Is this a good time?

246
00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:44,080
Sure. Come on in.

247
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,963
We know you've got your hands full,

248
00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:47,448
so we brought you dinner.

249
00:11:47,595 --> 00:11:50,212
And a card, from everyone
at the Monday night meeting.

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00:11:50,237 --> 00:11:53,588
Pardon my "happy birthday." I
didn't know what I was signing.

251
00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:55,900
Thank you for this.

252
00:11:55,925 --> 00:11:58,205
And for dinner... I haven't been able

253
00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,260
to leave the house
since Victor came home.

254
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,450
How's he doing?

255
00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:03,702
Sleeping now. This is when I catch up

256
00:12:03,704 --> 00:12:05,877
on everything I can't
do when I'm with him.

257
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,842
So, how's it going with you ladies?

258
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:12,541
I could really use something
else to think about.

259
00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:15,701
Well, I know we're supposed
to keep it anonymous,

260
00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:19,221
but Rod Stewart came to our meeting.

261
00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:21,014
It was not Rod Stewart.

262
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:23,066
It was a woman with a bad haircut

263
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,330
and an English accent.

264
00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:26,772
And you just described Rod Stewart.

265
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,126
Christy, how's it going with Patrick?

266
00:12:31,393 --> 00:12:34,060
Oh, we've been texting
the past couple weeks,

267
00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:35,776
but... it's hard.

268
00:12:35,801 --> 00:12:38,619
Well, one way or another,
love is always hard.

269
00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:42,169
Why are you pretending
to be a pharmacist

270
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,682
from the 1850s?

271
00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:46,840
Because he's still
having trouble swallowing,

272
00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:49,463
so I have to crush up his
meds and give them to him

273
00:12:49,488 --> 00:12:51,488
through the tube in his stomach.

274
00:12:52,308 --> 00:12:54,441
It's gonna get better.

275
00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:55,908
I hope so.

276
00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:59,048
You need to get out of here for a while.

277
00:12:59,205 --> 00:13:01,830
Yeah. A meeting and a pedicure, stat.

278
00:13:01,957 --> 00:13:03,728
Boy, that sounds so good.

279
00:13:03,753 --> 00:13:05,470
I-I can't leave him.

280
00:13:05,845 --> 00:13:07,878
You have to take care of yourself, too.

281
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,763
Yeah, it's like that whole
thing on the airplane when you

282
00:13:09,765 --> 00:13:12,099
got to put your mask on first
before you put it on the kid.

283
00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:14,869
But you're supposed to
put it on me eventually.

284
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:18,414
You made it to Orlando. Let it go.

285
00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:20,612
Okay, here's the plan:

286
00:13:20,637 --> 00:13:23,338
you take Marjorie out,
I'll hold down the fort.

287
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,947
Oh, boy. Maybe you're right, I
could use a change of scenery.

288
00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:29,233
Are you sure you can handle Victor?

289
00:13:29,235 --> 00:13:31,151
- Of course.
- Okay.

290
00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:32,870
He's-he's gonna wake up soon.

291
00:13:32,872 --> 00:13:34,988
These are the doctor's instructions.

292
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,957
Okay.

293
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:39,209
Okay.

294
00:13:39,211 --> 00:13:40,961
Okay.

295
00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:43,466
Okay. You got this, Christy.

296
00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:51,572
I can't believe you left
me there all afternoon.

297
00:13:51,986 --> 00:13:55,454
Hey. My day wasn't
exactly a picnic, either.

298
00:13:58,322 --> 00:14:00,481
You're seriously trying to compare

299
00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:02,728
caring for a stroke
victim to a Mani-pedi?

300
00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:05,337
Have you seen Marjorie's feet?

301
00:14:07,588 --> 00:14:09,990
I've never even seen
her in open-toed shoes.

302
00:14:09,992 --> 00:14:11,775
Well, there's a reason.

303
00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:13,327
Yikes.

304
00:14:14,779 --> 00:14:18,091
This must be so hard for her.

305
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,562
One minute you're in
love, you've got a partner,

306
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,171
and the next you're caring for somebody

307
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:26,206
who's completely helpless.

308
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,425
It's so sad.

309
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,865
She has one toenail that
looks like the roof of a shed.

310
00:14:38,515 --> 00:14:41,162
I just want to take a
nice, hot Purell bath

311
00:14:41,187 --> 00:14:43,482
and look at those otters
holding hands on YouTube.

312
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,490
Oh. My favorite part is
when they get separated,

313
00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,361
then they reach back for each other.

314
00:14:47,363 --> 00:14:49,563
Right? They're making a choice.

315
00:14:50,866 --> 00:14:52,165
Hey.

316
00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:54,535
Oh, my God, Patrick!

317
00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:55,369
Hi.

318
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:56,904
- Hi.
- Mwah!

319
00:14:56,906 --> 00:14:58,572
Uh, what are you doing here?

320
00:14:58,574 --> 00:15:01,375
Well, I realized something I
didn't like about Santa Cruz.

321
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:04,294
Too many hippies? Not
enough hippies? What?

322
00:15:04,296 --> 00:15:08,081
- You weren't there.
- Oh, what a cheeseball.

323
00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:11,168
Maybe, but I like it.

324
00:15:12,138 --> 00:15:13,387
You know, I wouldn't mind

325
00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:15,255
a little cheese every now and then.

326
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:18,081
Go away for two weeks...
Let's see what happens.

327
00:15:19,757 --> 00:15:22,513
Hey, so, how about I finally take
you out to that fancy dinner, huh?

328
00:15:22,515 --> 00:15:25,182
Give me time to take a shower

329
00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:26,679
and make myself pretty.

330
00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:29,038
Oh, well, you're already pretty.

331
00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:33,382
See? That right there, be like that.

332
00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:40,497
Hey.

333
00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:42,769
Hey. Didn't expect you home tonight.

334
00:15:42,794 --> 00:15:44,994
Yeah. If you'd have
been ten minutes earlier,

335
00:15:44,996 --> 00:15:47,496
You would have seen...

336
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,415
Anyway, welcome home.

337
00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:52,645
Would it kill you to throw down a towel?

338
00:15:53,748 --> 00:15:55,838
Why aren't you back
at Patrick's hotel room

339
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,967
throwing down your own towel?

340
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,809
After dinner, things
got kind of awkward.

341
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,045
Then he said he was
tired and dropped me off.

342
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,570
What happened?

343
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:07,460
It's not that big a deal.

344
00:16:07,485 --> 00:16:10,069
We were talking, he
asked me about my day,

345
00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:12,451
and I told him about
taking care of Victor.

346
00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:13,892
What's wrong with that?

347
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:15,658
Then I mentioned

348
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,910
that I could see myself
taking care of Patrick

349
00:16:17,912 --> 00:16:19,995
if he has a stroke when he's old.

350
00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,530
- Oh! Yikes!
- What... ?

351
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:23,199
What is wrong with you?

352
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:25,000
I thought you liked him.

353
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:28,003
And I may have used the word "diaper."

354
00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:29,955
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

355
00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:31,841
But this is all 30 years from now!

356
00:16:31,843 --> 00:16:33,342
You said 30 years?

357
00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:35,628
Wow, I don't usually
think of you as stupid.

358
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:39,765
We've been together two
years, and we're engaged,

359
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,801
and we don't talk about the future.

360
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:44,053
Six hours in advance... That's our max.

361
00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:46,856
Yeah. Watch. What are
we doing tomorrow night?

362
00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:48,556
I'll tell you tomorrow.

363
00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:54,462
- Do you think I scared him?
- Like a clown in a sewer.

364
00:16:54,821 --> 00:16:56,621
Thanks, Mom.

365
00:16:58,736 --> 00:17:01,048
Our little girl's gonna die alone.

366
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,139
Hey.

367
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,297
- Hi.
- Hi.

368
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,216
I intercepted your room service order.

369
00:17:14,773 --> 00:17:17,753
Uh, I didn't order anything,
so you better come in quick.

370
00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:19,505
Oh.

371
00:17:21,342 --> 00:17:23,523
Uh...

372
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:26,697
So, you're probably
wondering why I'm here.

373
00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:29,899
Oh, you mean you didn't just
come by to steal some, uh...

374
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:32,625
What is that? Huevos rancheros?

375
00:17:34,117 --> 00:17:36,572
I just wanted to
apologize for last night.

376
00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:39,545
I was trying to tell you about my day,

377
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,527
and suddenly I was
30 years in the future

378
00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:43,679
and kind of dragging you along with me.

379
00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:47,366
Well, I-I have to admit, it
did freak me out a little bit.

380
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:49,668
I know. I'm so sorry.

381
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,337
Well, you got to understand, I'm just...

382
00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:53,038
getting out of a long marriage,

383
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,279
and I haven't been alone since I was 19.

384
00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:57,209
I get it. I get it.

385
00:17:57,211 --> 00:17:59,094
Yeah. You want to play the field,

386
00:17:59,096 --> 00:18:01,013
you want to see what's out there,

387
00:18:01,015 --> 00:18:04,373
you want to cross some things
off your sex bucket list.

388
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:07,970
Uh, I don't know what a sex bucket is,

389
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:10,773
uh, but yeah, that
was basically the plan.

390
00:18:10,775 --> 00:18:12,959
And then I met you, and...

391
00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:15,361
I guess what really scares me

392
00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:17,802
is that you weren't the only
one thinking about the future.

393
00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:19,698
I wasn't?

394
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,035
No. I mean, I mean, we...
haven't even slept together.

395
00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:26,455
Uh, I saw this cute little beach house,

396
00:18:26,457 --> 00:18:28,123
and I thought to myself,

397
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,376
"Maybe Christy and I should live there."

398
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,768
Wow.

399
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:37,833
Your fantasy has a beach house.

400
00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:40,970
Mine has you in a diaper.

401
00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:43,672
Yeah, mine's better.

402
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,925
Uh, but equally terrifying.

403
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:53,766
You're as crazy as I am,

404
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,628
and... that's kind of reassuring.

405
00:19:03,578 --> 00:19:05,578
You know what? I'd better go.

406
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,739
I don't want to wreck this relationship.

407
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,169
Yeah. Me neither.

408
00:19:09,617 --> 00:19:12,512
Maybe we just should... take it slow.

409
00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:15,106
- Probably a good idea.
- Yeah.

410
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:19,608
Huh.

411
00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:22,916
Um...

412
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,930
So, this beach house...

413
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,383
is it big enough for my mom and Adam?

414
00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:29,935
If there's a guest
room, I'll board it up.

415
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:31,887
Oh, God, that's hot.

416
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,640
Mmm.

417
00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:36,642
- Um, all right.
- All right.

418
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:38,227
- Okay, I'm gonna go, yes.
- Yes. Okay.

419
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:39,695
All right. I'll see you.

420
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,050
Okay.

421
00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:46,235
- Bye.
- Bye.

422
00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:56,513
Thanks for being here,
Bonnie, you're a big help.

423
00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:58,888
You're welcome. And I want you to know

424
00:19:58,913 --> 00:20:00,412
I'm really working on saying

425
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:01,943
appropriate things when I'm here.

426
00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:03,818
Good for you.

427
00:20:03,843 --> 00:20:06,728
In fact, I've even written some down

428
00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:09,004
that I think are not only positive,

429
00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:11,396
but hopefully of some comfort.

430
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,310
"Despite your crushing exhaustion,

431
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:15,858
you don't look that bad."

432
00:20:16,701 --> 00:20:18,029
Thank you.

433
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:20,827
"Now you have a built-in excuse
to avoid unappealing events,

434
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,352
like children's birthday parties."

435
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:24,920
I'll keep that in mind.

436
00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:27,662
Ah, here's a good one.
"I was at first frightened

437
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:31,014
when I looked at Victor,
but now I am less so."

438
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,334
You know what?
I'm just gonna focus

439
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,733
on the fact that you cared
enough to write a list.

440
00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:37,990
I have four more.

441
00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:39,873
- Just make me some tea.
- Okay.

442
00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:45,420
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