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Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Happy birthd...!

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Mm.

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D'oh!

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D'oh!

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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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? Pickin' up trash ?

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? Put it in the bag ?

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? Kentucky chicken bucket ?

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? Put it in the bag ?

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? Makin' four cents an hour
and free cigarettes ?

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? Oh, yeah! ?

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You have done a beautiful job, ladies.

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I think we're ready to move on.

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Homer!

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I'm awake! I'm awake! What?

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Oh, I wish you hadn't done that.

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Someone adopted this highway.

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Not so loud.

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The highway doesn't know it's adopted.

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But we love it just the same.

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Well, at least you rented
an SUV for this trip.

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Now I don't have to clean up the mess.

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I'm starting to get carsick.

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Quick, stick your head out the window!

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No, no, no, no, it's a rental.

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Aim inside and blast away.

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Anyone want a caramel apple?

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- It's a rental.
- No, thanks.

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Shave the dog?

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It's a rental.

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Thank you, no.

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Get me candy.

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What's so funny?

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Ha! You checked this out
with half a tank,

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but now it's three-quarters full.

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I'm callin' you Santa 'cause you
just gifted us one-quarter tank.

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Nobody, and I mean nobody,
calls me Santa.

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What are you doing, Dad?

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I'm gonna burn that quarter tank.

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Wasting gas while sitting on my ass.

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It's the American way.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Amazing, son!

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Unfortunately, your left foot
just grazed the sideline.

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Incomplete pass.

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Dad, I've got to pee.

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Huh? Huh?

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I know it's a rental,
but I'd rather go in the woods.

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Maybe I should come with you.

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Dad, come on. I'm ten years old.

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I can pee by myself. It's easy.

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You just shake it when you're through.

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You do what now?

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- Sketch what you see.
- Hmm?

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Bart, where are you?!

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- Bart!
- What is it?

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Bart...!

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Bart!

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I don't know, but I can't shoot it.

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Looks like it's pregnant.

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Ah, let's wait till they're born,

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and then we'll, uh, shoot 'em all.

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Where the heck were you?

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Where's Bart?

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Okay, this is the hardest news

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in the world for a mother to hear.

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Just ease her into it.

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Um, you know that
sewing room you wanted,

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but we could never figure out where?

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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What? My special little guy.

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Don't worry, Lou.

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If there's one thing I've mastered,

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it's consoling distraught parents.

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Ma'am? Ma'am?

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Can you describe your son's skeleton?

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Ooh! You incompetent...

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Look, look, your boy's gonna be fine.

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Now we laid out a grid

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and have search teams
fanning out over the forest.

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I'm sorry, but, uh, because of the grid,

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we have to suspend the search
and bring in some ambulances.

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Where is my son?!

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Where am I?

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Hmm.

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Huh.

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Welcome to Strategic Air
Command, Springfield Station.

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If you're watching this tape,
half the world is doomed.

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Says you, General Dead Guy.

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Behind you is a Titan II missile,

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key to a mighty line of defense

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that will reduce our casualties
to an acceptable 200 million.

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Dud.

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Ay, caramba!

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- Bart?
- Bart!

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- Bart!
- Bart!

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Now don't worry, I have the best
dang bloodhound in the county.

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Uh, does your boy smell like a fox?

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- No.
- We're of no use to you.

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Come on, Bart. You made your point!

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The whole town is looking for you.

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Even that scary old man from the
house with the broken windows.

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Bart broke my windows!

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It used to be a normal house!

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All right, listen up.
We have a boy-comma-missing,

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and you maggots...
you're gonna help find him.

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I thought we were ladies.

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- You're lady maggots.
- Now see here, Sergeant.

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You haven't fed us.
We're pretty close to riot mode.

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This is the boy.

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Never seen him in my life.

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We all get tattoos we regret.

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I will find that boy,

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and I will toast you with his blood!

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What'd I tell you
about blood toasts, Bob?

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To do them, but not brag about them.

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Ask not what your country can do for you

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but what you can do for your country.

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Doesn't sound like any president I know.

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Freedom!

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Oh, I can smell Springfield!

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Aw.

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Nothing good ever comes from trying.

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Private Homer,

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you fat stack of mop buckets!

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You find something funny about this?

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How about I wipe that smile off
your fat face?

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Not my Homie!

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Avert your eyes, ma'am.

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A phone?! Please.

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Dial tone. Dial tone.

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Oh, thank God!

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I'm looking for a Miss Culls.

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First name Tess, middle initial "T."

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Uh, just a sec. I'll check.

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Uh, Tess T. Culls. Tess T. Culls!

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Uh, come on! I know you're
hangin' around here somewhere.

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Why, you little...

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When I catch you, I'm gonna
stick a beer tap in ya

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and pull till the foam
comes out your ears!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh. I give up.

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If you find Bart,
give me his lunch money.

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Well, I'm never giving up.

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Why not?

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Because searching forever is much easier

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than me finding a new friend.

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I could be your new friend.

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- What was that?
- Nothing.

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Shut up!

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His lucky cap!

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Bart? Bart? Are you down there?

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Milhouse!

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I have never been so glad to see you.

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Thanks for not noticing my new haircut.

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Just give me your phone.

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I'll go get help!

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You can count on me!

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I lit these for our son.

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Marge, honey, he's never gonna come back

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if he thinks it's a church.

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With 78% of the search area reporting,

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Channel Six is now projecting
that Bart Simpson is dead.

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That's right. Self-proclaimed
underachiever Bart Simpson,

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dead at the age of ten.

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Now let's look at the districts
where he's deadest.

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Lisa, I have news about Bart.

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We already know.

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Oh, Milhouse, you were his best friend.

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What did you come here for?

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Um...

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I came to tell her he's alive,

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but this feels almost as good
as hugging Harry Horse.

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I came to comfort you
in these uncertain times.

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Aw.

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It's over!

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We're callin' off the search!

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- Did they find him?
- No, he's dead.

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No! That can't be.

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Lord, why do you kill things
that I want to kill?

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Take me now, vile rake!

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I think you should look
at Bart's death this way, Bob.

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You're free. You're totally free.

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Oh, this slipped off.

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Have you ever thought
of how your life could've gone

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had you committed
to good instead of evil?

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Evil isn't a choice.

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Mm. I see.

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Why don't we try a little
psychological exercise, Bob?

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If I unshackle you, will you behave?

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Try me.

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Cut out Bart's picture.

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And by so doing,
cut him out of your life.

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Don't listen to them, Bob.

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I'm alive.

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Are you okay there, Bob?

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I won't believe he's dead

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until I've made soup from his bones!

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Why do I keep giving them scissors?

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Hello?

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Hey, Mom, it's me. Still married?

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Oh, my God, oh, my God!

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He's alive! And sassy!

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Um, one for the road?

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It's a long road.

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I'll see you soon.

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Hello, Bart...'s friend.

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Bart's alive!

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Lead me to Bart.

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You'll have to kill me first.

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But if you kill me,
you'll never find Bart.

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Hmm. A conundrum.

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How to break you?

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Tell me, do you like light operetta?

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Oh, how light?

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And a-one and a-two.

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? I have a song to sing, O ?

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? Sing me your song, O ?

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? 'Tis sung to the moon ?
? by a lovelorn loon ?

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? Who fled ?
? from the mocking throng, O ?

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? The song of the knell ?
? of a churchyard bell... ?

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I give! I give!

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I'll take you to Bart!

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? He cracked like an egg ?

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Please stop!

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? And began to beg ?

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You promised.

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? As I sang this song-o ?

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? It's a song of a popinjay, ?
? bravely born ?

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? Who turned up his noble nose ?
? with scorn... ?

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Can you at least stab me in my ear?

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No.

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Okay, we'll split up and find Bart.

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Thanks for lending this to us, Ned.

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And I'll do the three things
that help the most:

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pray, pray, pray.

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What about me?!

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I ain't ridin' in that!

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No, you're pulling it!

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Lousy, no good...

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I couldn't pull you when you were eight!

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Mm-hmm.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Hmm. Angry dad, wise-ass kid.

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Now, there's a formula that never fails.

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Okay, boys, we're gonna
sing a nice little song.

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I want to play cowboys and Indians.

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Calvin, put down that tomahawk.

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Calvin. Calvin.

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Calvin!

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You look funny, Dave.

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Dave? Dave?!

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? God bless America ?

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? Give me back my tomahawk... ?

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That's where he is.
But if you jump down,

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you can't get back up
and you'll be caught.

268
00:13:41,312 --> 00:13:44,314
So, uh, I guess that's checkmate.

269
00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:45,649
We're not playing chess.

270
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:47,851
We're playing a game called After You.

271
00:13:47,885 --> 00:13:49,252
After me?

272
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,253
If you insist.

273
00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,113
_

274
00:13:54,114 --> 00:13:56,880
Oh, God. I am so sick of these.

275
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,953
_

276
00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:03,755
Twelfth time's the charm!

277
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,106
Sideshow Bob?!

278
00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:07,808
That's right. I found your hidey-hole!

279
00:14:07,842 --> 00:14:09,409
You found my heinie hole?

280
00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:12,179
Ah, yes.

281
00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:14,247
Always the back-of-the-class wit.

282
00:14:14,282 --> 00:14:17,784
Well, today you're going to be
a real blast.

283
00:14:17,819 --> 00:14:21,121
I don't like the way
he really hit the word "blast."

284
00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:26,927
_

285
00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:29,496
Uh, Bob, it takes two keys.

286
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:32,299
That way, no nutcase
can do it by himself.

287
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,367
Well, no one ever said
launching two boys

288
00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:36,636
on a 50-year-old missile would be easy.

289
00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:40,140
Wow! For a 50-year-old missile,
it's in terrific shape!

290
00:14:40,174 --> 00:14:41,775
Shut up!

291
00:14:41,809 --> 00:14:45,312
I'm a kid who appreciates
things that last.

292
00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:50,350
Come on, boy.
Get a good whiff of his scent.

293
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,667
Did you find anything?

294
00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:10,203
Uh, we found Bart's sock drawer.

295
00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:12,272
Get back out here!

296
00:15:12,306 --> 00:15:14,518
Well, you can't shoot
her. You know that's a woman.

297
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,711
Oh, this is the last
time I hunt with my lawyer.

298
00:15:17,745 --> 00:15:19,279
Son, I can't go no further.

299
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,214
I want to just lie down and die.

300
00:15:21,249 --> 00:15:22,682
Dad, you can't die here.

301
00:15:22,717 --> 00:15:24,184
You have to die in a nursing home,

302
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,497
where your body falls apart
as you burn through your savings

303
00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:28,321
till you're a worthless vegetable.

304
00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:29,823
You know, with dignity.

305
00:15:29,857 --> 00:15:32,125
You're right, son.
We're here on a mission.

306
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,394
Now, let's pick out that Christmas tree.

307
00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:36,329
We're here to find Bart.

308
00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:39,399
Right, right. But we got
a nice eight-footer over here.

309
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,636
She's got a bare patch,
but we'll turn that to the wall.

310
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,071
That's it. I'm not listening
to another word.

311
00:15:45,106 --> 00:15:48,308
Help! Help! Help!

312
00:15:48,342 --> 00:15:51,711
For this, you can thank my time

313
00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:54,080
at Cirque du Soleil.

314
00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:55,715
More like Cirque du So Lame.

315
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,185
Yes, they are pretty much all the same.

316
00:15:58,219 --> 00:16:01,955
Just a little further...

317
00:16:01,989 --> 00:16:04,291
Oh, wait, wrong key.

318
00:16:07,562 --> 00:16:09,229
Five minutes to launch.

319
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,572
Bob, why are you doing this?

320
00:16:18,606 --> 00:16:20,774
Well, it's perfectly obvious.

321
00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:22,275
Uh, it's...

322
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,577
Give me a moment.

323
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:25,178
It's an ICBM.

324
00:16:25,213 --> 00:16:27,113
I Commit Bart's Murder!

325
00:16:27,148 --> 00:16:29,916
That's your justification
for killing two kids?

326
00:16:29,951 --> 00:16:31,651
I... Hmm?

327
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:35,188
Dad, look! It's either
Sideshow Bob or Shaq.

328
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,290
Not me. I'm going that way.

329
00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:38,959
Boy, am I lost.

330
00:16:38,993 --> 00:16:40,360
Shaq, can you help us?

331
00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:41,895
I'm not Superman.

332
00:16:41,929 --> 00:16:43,697
You have a Superman tattoo on your arm.

333
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:45,465
How do you know so much about me?

334
00:16:45,499 --> 00:16:47,467
You're scaring me.
I don't have any money.

335
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,208
Have you ever thought
of how your life could've gone

336
00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:56,776
had you committed to good?

337
00:16:56,811 --> 00:16:58,445
It is true. I had talent.

338
00:16:58,479 --> 00:17:01,147
I was on Zoom. Just send it to Zoom!

339
00:17:01,182 --> 00:17:03,083
Box 350, Boston, Mass.

340
00:17:03,117 --> 00:17:05,452
? 02134 ?

341
00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:07,954
You don't want to do this.
You're losing it, Bob.

342
00:17:07,989 --> 00:17:11,124
I don't know what's real
and what's hallucination.

343
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,070
_

344
00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:22,269
Hello?

345
00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:23,543
Hello, Doctor. Bob Terwilliger.

346
00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:25,171
Did I catch you at a bad time?

347
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,173
Oh, Bob, how thoughtful of you to call.

348
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,477
Most prisoners rarely follow up
after leaving me to die.

349
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,945
_

350
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:33,246
I just need to know,

351
00:17:33,281 --> 00:17:34,915
should I kill these children?

352
00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:37,017
Sounds like someone's got a case
of the shoulds.

353
00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,285
If you're calling to ask,

354
00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:40,487
it means you already know the answer.

355
00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:41,832
T minus two minutes.

356
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:43,189
Clear blast area.

357
00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:45,225
Just tell me, please!

358
00:17:45,259 --> 00:17:46,893
He's not allowed to talk.

359
00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:01,174
Hmm, that sounds like
the ignition sequence

360
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:04,778
of an LGM-25C Titan II-II
ballistic missile.

361
00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:07,314
I've had just about enough
of your nonsense!

362
00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:10,784
All right, I owe you one.

363
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,853
So, why'd you save us?

364
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:17,657
Because I realized I don't want
to kill you anymore.

365
00:18:17,692 --> 00:18:20,126
Milhouse, is there a knife in my back?

366
00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:22,662
Not that I can see.

367
00:18:22,697 --> 00:18:25,098
Milhouse, is there
a "kick me" sign on my back?

368
00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:27,133
Not that I can see.

369
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,269
Aw!

370
00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:32,038
I just can't get a clean shot.

371
00:18:32,073 --> 00:18:33,840
Also, you don't have a gun.

372
00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:36,009
I'm useless, all right.

373
00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:37,243
_

374
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:39,946
What a brilliant conceptual piece.

375
00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:40,947
Who's it by?

376
00:18:40,982 --> 00:18:42,749
"Norad."

377
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:44,484
More like Snore-ad.

378
00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:47,354
Wait, is it ticking?

379
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:51,125
_

380
00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:52,892
Sooner or later,

381
00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:56,196
it all comes down to mopping.

382
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,834
_

383
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:05,174
Doctor, I'm happy.

384
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,242
And when I'm released,

385
00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:08,177
after three consecutive life sentences,

386
00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:10,346
I think I'll open a flower shop.

387
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,314
Oh, that's great, Bob.

388
00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:14,350
Not all my patients are this successful.

389
00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:15,684
Well,

390
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,319
I won't be needing his file anymore.

391
00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:19,855
And if you're interested,
tomorrow's 9:00 appointment

392
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,434
just opened up.

393
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,458
And a 10:00.

394
00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:26,978
_

395
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:36,768
Your New York Magazine, sir.

396
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:39,471
This is The New Yorker.
Totally different.

397
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:41,473
One is the gossip rag of the glitterati.

398
00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:44,476
The other, an asthmatic dinosaur
that hasn't been relevant

399
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,979
since William Shawn breathed his last!

400
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:49,615
Can I go now?
I've got 15 other lighthouses,

401
00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:50,983
and every one's a weirdo.

402
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,618
Not that you are.

403
00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:54,519
Fine. Leave me.
I'll just polish the bulb

404
00:19:54,554 --> 00:19:57,990
and ponder a wasted life
as I walk along the shore.

405
00:19:58,217 --> 00:19:59,625
_

406
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:01,660
I rewrite it
every time the tide goes out.

407
00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:03,295
Listen to me!

408
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:04,663
Life is short.

409
00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:07,466
Don't spend it
on foolish, empty revenge!

410
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,469
If you buy a mailbox, I wouldn't
have to talk to you anymore.

411
00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:11,503
Fine.

412
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,447
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