1
00:00:02,341 --> 00:00:04,844
What is up with these huskies?

2
00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:06,916
If they're not howlin', they're yowlin'.

3
00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,250
And I walked them for over an hour.

4
00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:09,986
Yeah, but did you do a Patel walk,

5
00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,320
where you just go down to the bench

6
00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,822
and watch Netflix on your phone?

7
00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,224
No. My cell service was being weird.

8
00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:17,360
They're bored.
Huskies are a working breed

9
00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,662
that gain purpose by
generating income for others.

10
00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,586
I think the one in kennel 3
has perfect pitch.

11
00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,489
Like a young Mariah Carey.

12
00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,325
But yeah, we should
probably tire them out.

13
00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:31,398
Welcome to the first annual
chair-ditarod,

14
00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,134
which is totally for the dog's benefit.

15
00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,112
Remember, Frank, this is a snow sport.

16
00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,613
It's my natural habitat.

17
00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,649
Yeah, but I've read every
Jack London book

18
00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,118
at least twice,
usually during a cold plunge.

19
00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:43,753
So, prepare to suck it.

20
00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:44,678
Okay!

21
00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:47,023
First one to complete
a loop out to the street,

22
00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,525
around the smoothie shop and back wins.

23
00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,461
Bonus points if you make it
over the teeter-totter.

24
00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:53,765
Take your marks.

25
00:00:58,625 --> 00:00:59,759
Get set.

26
00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,230
Mush!

27
00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,132
Ugh!

28
00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,105
I spit my blood further, I win.

29
00:01:38,689 --> 00:01:42,271
CREDITS

30
00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,804
You gotta make sure you poop too.

31
00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:47,049
What are you guys looking at?

32
00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:48,584
Second Tuesday of every month.

33
00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,686
Kitty litter delivery guy. Mm-hmm.

34
00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,679
? Yeah, babe ?

35
00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,060
? I'm checking you out

36
00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,660
? Looks like you're checking
me out too. ?

37
00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:58,685
Oh, my.

38
00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:00,596
Sorry, honey.

39
00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,756
No, I get it. Dude's a beefcake.

40
00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:04,767
Mr. Fake Muscles?
You know it's all steroids.

41
00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,069
Looks like an East German
track and field star.

42
00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,704
And I bet he could shot put me.

43
00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:09,703
Imagine it.

44
00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:11,207
Rolling me up into a little ball,

45
00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,109
cradling me in the nape
of his veiny neck,

46
00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,211
and then just...
hurling me around the room.

47
00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,812
Yeah, until his heart explodes.

48
00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:18,969
Don't change the channel, Frank.

49
00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:20,240
Oh! Dr. Moore.

50
00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:21,651
As our resident veterinarian,

51
00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,919
can I get your opinion on
a troubling animal?

52
00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:26,122
Do you think Brett,
the delivery guy, is juicing?

53
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,190
Whatever he's doing, it's working.

54
00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:29,894
- Am I right?
- Oh, yeah.

55
00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,818
This guy gets it.

56
00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,712
It's a big order.

57
00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,065
What are you feeding these cats?

58
00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,233
Steroid-free diet.

59
00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,001
We don't cut corners around here.

60
00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,003
At least I don't. I keep it natural.

61
00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,238
Seriously. Test me.

62
00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:44,106
I'll give you a cup of clean urine.

63
00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,641
That looks really heavy.

64
00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,943
Yeah. He does seem to be struggling.

65
00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:51,213
Step aside as the last
honest man lightens your load.

66
00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:52,917
Oh, you don't have to...

67
00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:05,227
I'd let him club me in the head
and drag me back to his cave.

68
00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,228
You should ask him out.

69
00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:08,130
You've been complaining
you haven't had a date

70
00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:09,265
since you became a pig mom.

71
00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,866
I prefer the term P'MILF.

72
00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:11,991
Okay? And...

73
00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,969
yeah, the swine is cramping my style.

74
00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,081
I'm in a dry spell.

75
00:03:15,106 --> 00:03:16,439
You know who I've got my eye on?

76
00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,607
For completely different reasons.

77
00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:19,632
Dr. Moore.

78
00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,844
He seems like such a good hang.

79
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,246
I still haven't made a friend
since my family left,

80
00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,314
and he'd be perfect.

81
00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,050
He's cool, he's got a solid
fist bump technique.

82
00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,819
Mets fan, so he loves an underdog.

83
00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,021
We can't just stand here
in front of our dream guys.

84
00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,055
Let's ask them out.

85
00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,812
Okay. I'm in if you're in.

86
00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,561
But what would I even
say to him? I mean,

87
00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:42,164
do you think you can help me
come up with some icebreakers?

88
00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,690
Dang. She's quick.

89
00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,469
Hey. How's it going with your big load?

90
00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,703
Oh, faster than usual.

91
00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,127
Looks like I picked up an assistant.

92
00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,643
Do not encourage him.

93
00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,902
Anyways, I was thinking seven.

94
00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,046
A seven what?

95
00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,078
7:00 PM is when you can
pick me up for our date.

96
00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:01,651
- Yeah? Okay.
- Yeah?

97
00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,942
- Yeah. Yeah, sounds great.
- Okay.

98
00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,080
Brett! Another bag ripped.

99
00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:08,991
What kind of scam are you running?

100
00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:10,259
Ignore the old man.

101
00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,950
He yelled the same
thing at a Girl Scout.

102
00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,666
Look at that cool cat
weighing a bunch of cool cats.

103
00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,723
Yep. These are the ones we found in that

104
00:04:18,748 --> 00:04:20,336
thrift store donation box.

105
00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,594
Nice, nice.

106
00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,030
Hey, listen, I was thinkin'...

107
00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,734
How would you feel
about a little post-work hang?

108
00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,667
I mean post-work today.
Not when we retire.

109
00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,799
Oh, I'm on call.

110
00:04:31,824 --> 00:04:32,845
Yeah, no, I understand.

111
00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,650
I could do something
in the neighborhood.

112
00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:35,709
Really?

113
00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,122
That'd be great.

114
00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,355
I'll think of something you'll love.

115
00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,915
Sorry. I'm sterile for the cats.

116
00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:42,982
Just, um...

117
00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,051
do one of these.

118
00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,923
Sweet, bro. Cool, cool. See ya.

119
00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:51,500
Technically, he's a pig,

120
00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:54,094
but his vibe is very Labrador

121
00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,462
and... hello?

122
00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:57,831
Oh, man.

123
00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,004
Are you okay?

124
00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,133
No.

125
00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,478
Not a single dog hotel in town
will take Piggy tonight

126
00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:03,913
so that I can go on my date.

127
00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,014
My only option is

128
00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,616
to dress him like a person
and try a regular hotel.

129
00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,718
I'm sorry. I'd offer to help,

130
00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:11,454
but some approachable hottie
asked me on a date.

131
00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,322
It's Shred. He's taking me to dinner.

132
00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,386
That's right.

133
00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,459
They said we couldn't go
the distance, but here we are.

134
00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,994
Big four-year anniversary.

135
00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,119
Of the day we met.

136
00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,629
We've only been dating for 25 weeks.

137
00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,099
But, you know,
Shred wants to make it special.

138
00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,500
And it will be. Now...

139
00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:25,768
I'm gonna go clean out my car.

140
00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,237
Because I know
my lady likes a tidy chariot.

141
00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,696
I do.

142
00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,099
Wow.

143
00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,112
So, Shred planned a date.
Where's he taking you?

144
00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,246
Trampoline park?

145
00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,281
No, he's taking me to Il Sorpasso.

146
00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,883
Wait, stop! The place is so fancy.

147
00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,252
A lot of the married men
I dated got engaged there.

148
00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,377
Mhm. Okay.

149
00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,621
You don't think that Shred's

150
00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,390
gonna pop the question tonight, do you?

151
00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,915
What? No!

152
00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,784
No, it's way too soon.

153
00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,186
I mean, is it for him?

154
00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,522
He's a corny romantic, and...

155
00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:56,899
he's had all those concussions

156
00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,901
so he has impulse control issues.

157
00:05:58,925 --> 00:05:59,893
Oh.

158
00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,205
Hey, Frank. Um...

159
00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,808
This is crazy, but Shred hasn't
said anything in the truck

160
00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,209
about proposing to me, has he?

161
00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:10,497
Possibly, but I've gotten
so good at tuning him out.

162
00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,005
Uh-huh.

163
00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,675
Hey, Frank.

164
00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,188
That was five percent
too chipper. What do you want?

165
00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,290
You're the only one not going
on a date tonight.

166
00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,224
Can you please watch my pig

167
00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,756
so that I can go out with Hunky Brett?

168
00:06:23,781 --> 00:06:26,028
Why do you wanna date that
artificially enhanced goon?

169
00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,063
'Cause he's freakin' huge?

170
00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,398
And why do you care
who I go out with anyway?

171
00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,666
Are you jealous?

172
00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,968
The only person I've ever been
jealous of is Teddy Roosevelt

173
00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,437
and maybe some of his Rough Riders.

174
00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,162
Just pig-sit, please!

175
00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:39,408
I haven't been on a date
since I got Piggy. Come on.

176
00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,043
I'll do your paperwork for a week.

177
00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,445
- One year.
- One month.

178
00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,470
Two months.

179
00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,671
Deal. Insanely unfair but accepted deal.

180
00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,985
This is my first night away
from Piggy, so I need you

181
00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,720
to send me pictures
so that I know he's okay.

182
00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,424
Pictures? Three months.

183
00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,547
Extorting a single mom.

184
00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:55,581
Wow.

185
00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,382
They name laws after villains like you.

186
00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,657
Marry me?

187
00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:05,925
Yes! Yes.

188
00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,062
Aww. That's so nice.

189
00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,131
- It is.
- Isn't it, though?

190
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,608
Um, it's a little showy, but...

191
00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,367
No. It's perfect.

192
00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:15,576
Oh! Whoa, no.

193
00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:16,849
We didn't, we didn't order this.

194
00:07:16,874 --> 00:07:18,147
Ah, but we did, my darling.

195
00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,216
I thought it'd be nice
to have something festive

196
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,360
to toast with.

197
00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,186
Now, if you'll allow me to get serious.

198
00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,845
Oh... 'kay.

199
00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,419
Thank you so much.

200
00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,651
- To us.
- Mhm.

201
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,863
I know our journey hasn't been
the most traditional.

202
00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,265
From secret yearning,
to secret dating, to...

203
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,968
being publicly outed
and your subsequent suspension.

204
00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,432
But you know what?

205
00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,304
- I wouldn't change a thing.
- Aww, same.

206
00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,640
I mean, I could've done without
the suspension, but, yeah.

207
00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,075
- Um, cheers to that.
- Oh!

208
00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,134
- I'm not done yet.
- Oh?

209
00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,882
This past year was the best of my life

210
00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,650
and I am so excited for our future.

211
00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:55,954
Me too, as well.

212
00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,642
But I have to go to the bathroom, so...

213
00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,613
Sorry, one sec.

214
00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,014
So, Shred is gonna propose tonight.

215
00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,252
Congratulations, girl!

216
00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,930
Uh, what? No, it's too soon.

217
00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,632
Well, do you want me to fix your hair?

218
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,534
Uh, no. Get outta here, please!

219
00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,536
Okay, and you're sure he's proposing?

220
00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,295
Like 92 percent sure.

221
00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,673
Oh, crackers,
he's fiddling with something

222
00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:18,708
in his jacket pocket.

223
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,543
Okay, now I'm 99 percent sure.

224
00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,178
Describe the room to me.

225
00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,213
Is there anything that can be
used as an escape exit?

226
00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,716
Like, I don't know,
a window or an AC duct.

227
00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,984
I can't just bail.

228
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,520
Actually, uh, I'm sorry to ask
this on your one pig-free night,

229
00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,089
but could you come crash my date?

230
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,324
Are you insane?
You've seen Brett's arms.

231
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,425
Okay, hear me out.

232
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:37,949
If Shred asks, I'll have to say no

233
00:08:37,974 --> 00:08:39,161
because I'm not ready.

234
00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,213
And he'll say, that's fine,

235
00:08:40,238 --> 00:08:41,464
but we both know it won't be fine

236
00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,132
because he'll suddenly
be second-guessing

237
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,133
our entire relationship.

238
00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,735
And I really don't want him to do that

239
00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,103
because I really love being with him.

240
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,705
But he won't propose
if you're here, so...

241
00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,996
Can you come save my relationship?

242
00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,710
Do you mind if we make a quick pit stop?

243
00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,846
I just have to help my best
friend ruin her proposal.

244
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,803
I'll be really, really quick.

245
00:08:58,938 --> 00:08:59,939
Cool.

246
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,180
Brett says "cool".

247
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,377
Forty-seven, forty-eight,

248
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,246
forty-nine, fifty.

249
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,347
Yeah.

250
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,759
All right, here we go.

251
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:13,111
Let's send mommy a proof
of life of life thirst trap.

252
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,867
D'aww! That's a winner.

253
00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,089
Or do you like this one better?

254
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,228
Nah. Nailed it. Sending.

255
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,608
Is it just me,
or are the seat warmers on?

256
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,176
- No, seriously. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

257
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,400
- Let me make sure these are...
- If those... yeah.

258
00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,805
I'm so sorry.
Can you give me one second?

259
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,886
Frank's pig-sitting. Frank speaking.

260
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,754
Hi. I think you accidentally sent me

261
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,223
your Farmer's Only dating profile pic.

262
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,049
Is my Piggy good or what?

263
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,628
Well, you said send pictures,
so I sent you a photo of us

264
00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,763
in an unguarded moment. He's fine.

265
00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,365
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

266
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,433
Please take good care of him.

267
00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,469
Because he's the number one
piggy in all the land!

268
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,428
And I love him so much!

269
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,340
That's something that I say to him.

270
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,097
And you can do that too...

271
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:00,576
What was that?

272
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,200
Uh, yeah, okay. Um... Well, I gotta go.

273
00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:08,274
Bad pig!

274
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,382
Oh, you ingested enough HGH
to keep an entire Gold's Gym

275
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,035
jacked for a month.

276
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,144
Piggy, stop!

277
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,985
Doc, Hopper, take cover!
He's hulking out!

278
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,279
Oh! Don't go, don't go!

279
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,649
Can we have another one?
We just love live music.

280
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,417
Maybe we should share
the violinist with some

281
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,418
of the other tables.

282
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,420
No, they can hear.
The acoustics are amazing.

283
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,345
Yes!

284
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,491
Another one? Wow.

285
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:51,394
I thought there was
a dating crisis in this country.

286
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,419
Emily!

287
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,054
Oh, my God!

288
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,087
Victoria?

289
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,224
What? This is such a small world.

290
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,569
Hey, uh, what are you doing here?

291
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,405
I just heard it was really good.

292
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,457
Oh, wow.

293
00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:04,840
And you were able to get reservations?

294
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,442
'cause I had to book these weeks ago.

295
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,610
You know Brett?

296
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,479
You know, I know Brett,
but I don't, like, know Brett.

297
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,149
So, you know, why don't you guys
just pull up a chair

298
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,317
and, um, join us?

299
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,322
Oh, thanks.

300
00:11:15,347 --> 00:11:17,019
I don't think they do that here.

301
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,455
It's fine. We'll just tip 30 percent.

302
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,214
Mind scoochin' over?

303
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,018
So cozy.

304
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,788
I know Uncle Frankie's
beefcake juice is making you

305
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,722
feel really good about
your body right now,

306
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:34,961
but you need to calm dow... ahh!

307
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,064
Heel! Stop!

308
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,499
Piggy, come on!

309
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,110
I know you feel awesome.

310
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,334
You look great.

311
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,504
Come on! Come on!

312
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,905
Doc, Hopper!

313
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,274
Don't engage! He's nuts!

314
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,020
Are you taking me to a Mets bar?

315
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,621
Yeah! You haven't been?

316
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,880
That's crazy.

317
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,157
First round's on me.

318
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,727
They got this cocktail
named after Darryl Strawberry.

319
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,431
It's a mango margarita.

320
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,030
I'm joshing. It's a daiquiri.

321
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,387
Oh, I can't drink. I'm on call, so.

322
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,867
I won't tell if you don't.

323
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,502
I haven't really watched baseball

324
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,395
since my stepdad moved out.

325
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,562
Really?

326
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,274
Why did I think you were
such a big Mets fan?

327
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,338
I don't know.

328
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,770
I haven't thought about
my stepdad in a long time.

329
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,918
Oh, Frank's having a pig emergency.

330
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,221
He can be a bit dramatic
about these things.

331
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,657
We should just go to the bar,
order us some cheese piazzas,

332
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:28,758
and then we'll reevaluate.

333
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,050
Sorry, Patel.

334
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,184
Duty calls.

335
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,562
It's kinda why I wanted
to take two cars.

336
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,821
I'll drive.

337
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,199
You got this guy all night, brother.

338
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,793
- Rolling to a second location.
- Wow.

339
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,241
Okay, so back to the kitty litter.

340
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,442
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

341
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,811
Would your company ever consider
doing any high-end scents?

342
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,170
So, here's the thing about cats,

343
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:52,548
is that they don't actually
really like scents.

344
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,649
- Oh.
- No way!

345
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,084
- Yeah.
- What the hell?

346
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,436
Uh, sorry, I have to make
a call, I'll be right back.

347
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,120
It's a nice place.

348
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,050
My sister got engaged here.

349
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,451
Oh.

350
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,385
Frank.

351
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,864
Why is Dr. Moore asking
for my pet insurance?

352
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,833
Well, he wasn't supposed to do that.

353
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,802
Put Piggy on the phone, please.

354
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,937
Oh, he's all curled up
in a nap right now.

355
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,861
I got this. You go enjoy
your date with Bane.

356
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,399
No.

357
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,468
Guys, um...

358
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,679
I have to go. Piggy's in trouble.

359
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,581
Oh. Well, good luck. Drive safe.

360
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,615
You guys be good.

361
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,284
- Uh, we should go, too.
- What?

362
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,153
Yeah, I think this is
an all hands-on-deck situation.

363
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,488
Yeah, sure. Let's all go.

364
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,481
- Come on!
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

365
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,849
Oh... my.

366
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,094
Okay, I'm getting less cool with that.

367
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,120
It's okay, little buddy.

368
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,373
Thanks, Frank.

369
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,165
Totally doc-blocked me.

370
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,867
There's no puns in this house. Get out.

371
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:45,846
How's Piggy doing?

372
00:13:45,871 --> 00:13:47,495
Overall, vitals seem stable.

373
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,238
Uh, his pulse is a little high.

374
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,237
Pig!

375
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,741
You're a dead man, Frank.

376
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,500
Hi, baby! Hi.

377
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,378
Relax. Pigs can eat anything.

378
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,880
They famously consume
entire murder victims.

379
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:58,848
What exactly happened?

380
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,449
Well, he was rooting
around in my dopp kit.

381
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,184
- And what do you keep in there?
- Oh, like...

382
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,587
skin care lotions, liquid iron, and...

383
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,612
there's...

384
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,056
No, that's it.

385
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,624
Frank, I will kick you.

386
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,159
Tell us what the pig ate, Frank.

387
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,285
I mean, was it... beard dye?

388
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,329
I bet it was Viagra.

389
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,264
We remember what happened with Julie S.

390
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,732
Ozempic makes so much sense.

391
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,777
HGH!

392
00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:19,869
The pig ate my human growth hormone.

393
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:20,897
What?!

394
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:22,804
Oh, Frank.

395
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,140
This was actually good news.

396
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,941
Growth hormones are species specific.

397
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,125
- Ah!
- In this case,

398
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,635
a sad, sad human.

399
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,407
If you were gonna alter yourself, Frank,

400
00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:32,181
you should've started
with your personality.

401
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,084
Well, I have heard it can make
you very emotional.

402
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,641
Well, that has not been my experience.

403
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,716
Okay, Em, let's go back to Il Sorpasso.

404
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:46,729
I wanna do the thing

405
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,431
where I sniff a wine cork and then nod.

406
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,299
Uh, you know, do you mind
if we just stay here?

407
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,501
'Cause, you know,
Victoria might need something.

408
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,469
Okay. What is up?

409
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,104
Because you've been acting
weird all night.

410
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,807
You obviously invited Victoria
and the hunky delivery guy

411
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,075
to our romantic dinner.

412
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,644
And then before that, you kept
sneaking off to the bathroom.

413
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,812
Which was cute at first,

414
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,604
but then very concerning.

415
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,716
All the hallmarks of a raging UTI.

416
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,417
I thought you were gonna propose.

417
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,489
What?

418
00:15:09,514 --> 00:15:11,454
I wasn't gonna propose. It's too soon.

419
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,613
Oh, thank God. I was...

420
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,594
I was terrified.

421
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,995
You were terrified of spending
the rest of your life with me?

422
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,421
No. Not terrified.

423
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,514
More like...

424
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,324
worried or very scared.

425
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,501
So, terrified.

426
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,237
No. But you agree with me?
It's too soon, right?

427
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,107
I mean, we've only been out
as a couple for a few months.

428
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,109
We're still in the honeymoon period.

429
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,610
Well, the honeymoon period's feeling

430
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,711
a little rough right now.

431
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:36,812
Lot of assumptions.

432
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,247
Lot of wasted prepaid appetizers.

433
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,849
Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

434
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,250
But you see how I got there, right?

435
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,952
I mean, you're a romantic,

436
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,920
and you can be kind of
impulsive because the...

437
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,847
Because of the what?

438
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,159
Victoria mentioned your concussions.

439
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,861
I don't see that at all.

440
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,496
Like, I don't see that...

441
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,463
Once again, wow.

442
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,866
Okay, clearly this was
a misunderstanding,

443
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,067
now I'm just making it worse.

444
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,136
So, can we just pretend like
this dinner never happened?

445
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,895
No! Because I'm hungry.

446
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,372
And I'm going back

447
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,608
for the prix-fixe that I paid for.

448
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,912
The what? The...

449
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,609
My sweet little muscle beach baby.

450
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:17,653
You're so cute.

451
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,322
Don't worry, we're gonna flush out those

452
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,146
toxins so you don't get
too big and strong.

453
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,317
- Hey, um...
- Oh, hi.

454
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,128
Uh, I think I'm gonna head out.

455
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,597
Seems like you got your hands
pretty full over here.

456
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,799
No, no, he's doing great.

457
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,867
I just have to give him a pig
suppository in 20 minutes.

458
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,570
Yeah, I just, I think we're in
two different places right now.

459
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,440
Not to sound like an idiot
or anything, but...

460
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,042
I just wanna work on my body
and have sex.

461
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,202
Yeah, I also wanna work
on your body and have sex.

462
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,277
Goodbye, Victoria.

463
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,274
No, wait. Wait!

464
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,090
You put Piggy in danger and you ruined

465
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,492
my first chance to have sex
in, like, weeks.

466
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,783
Great service. Do you accept tips?

467
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,062
Well, you distracted me

468
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,964
with all your helicopter mom check-ins.

469
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,499
And if you're that worried,

470
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,935
maybe you shouldn't be going
out on dates with a cantaloupe

471
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,069
wearing a mullet wig.

472
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,471
You're so hung up on Brett.

473
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,439
Well, it's hard not to stare,
because at some point,

474
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,074
he's gonna pop,
and I don't wanna miss it.

475
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,843
Just admit it. You're jealous.

476
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,845
You're jealous and I know why.

477
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,314
It's because of what happened
at the hotel in Bellingham.

478
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,483
All I remember from that hotel
in Bellingham is winning

479
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,085
officer of the year and being
a shirtless hero to my people.

480
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,920
You don't remember your room?

481
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,624
Where we almost kissed?

482
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,125
Okay. We're talking about it.

483
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,418
Yeah, we're gonna talk about it.

484
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,461
You leaned in.

485
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,330
You grossly misremember. You leaned in.

486
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,532
I did not lean in. I don't lean in.

487
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,836
You were like...

488
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,094
No. You were like...

489
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,939
Victoria, I'm having
a relationship moment.

490
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,241
Can we just talk it out real quick?

491
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,342
Frank, I'm glad you're here too.

492
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,512
Oh, I love being cornered
and supporting my friends.

493
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,647
- Okay, so I feel like...
- You messed up.

494
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,783
He has a right to be mad.
Just apologize.

495
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,419
Honestly, I'm... I just...
I do not have the energy

496
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,521
to girl down with you on this right now.

497
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:01,489
I have a pig who needs meds,
and let's just say

498
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,650
it requires a rubber glove.

499
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,297
I'm sorry about that.

500
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,454
And sometimes I do dye my beard.

501
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,703
Thanks for coming with me, man,
I needed this.

502
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,272
I mean, Emily acted like
me proposing belonged in

503
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,606
a Saw movie or something.

504
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,637
We both struck out.

505
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,176
I can't believe Dr. Moore ditched me.

506
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,144
What's wrong with me?
Why can't I keep a man?

507
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,713
Nothing is wrong with you, okay?

508
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:27,065
You're lonely, your family's
out of town, that's all.

509
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,418
You know what's gonna
take me outta this?

510
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,653
Turn it right around?

511
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,021
That steak Fiorentina.

512
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,389
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, I'm salivating

513
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,348
just thinking about...

514
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,650
Okay.

515
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,752
Got it.

516
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,330
Let me save you some time
and go ahead and dump myself.

517
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,065
I promise we'll hang out soon, buddy.

518
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,889
Man, it is tough out there.

519
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,261
Hi.

520
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,561
Hello.

521
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,741
First of all, I owe you an apology.

522
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:52,805
I'm so sorry.

523
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,011
I should never have called
Victoria to come here.

524
00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:56,812
I should've just been honest with you.

525
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,214
I just was worried.

526
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,238
Terrified. You said terrified.

527
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,007
Yeah. Okay.
I also just said I was sorry.

528
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,790
Can you just give us, like, one minute?

529
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,494
Maybe read the room, man.

530
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,760
I was panicked, okay?

531
00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,595
Because I love where we are right now,

532
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,163
and I love where I think we're going,

533
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,731
and I don't wanna skip any steps.

534
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,767
And if you did,
maybe it meant that we weren't

535
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:21,503
on the same page, and that was
really terrifying because...

536
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,861
I just, I really want this to work.

537
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,941
I really want this to work too.

538
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:26,865
Good!

539
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,236
Um, because you made me
realize something.

540
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,706
I am ready to take that next step.

541
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:35,742
So...

542
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,215
Shred Purnell Taylor,

543
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,684
do you wanna move in with me?

544
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:45,885
Yes!

545
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,352
- I do! I really do.
- Yeah? You do?

546
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,725
Mmm! What?

547
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,536
Oh, sorry. I didn't order this.

548
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,728
- I did!
- Oh.

549
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,862
Thank you.

550
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:58,796
I met her in the bathroom. I don't know.

551
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,035
Oh, hey.

552
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,347
I didn't realize you were
pulling an all-nighter.

553
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,248
Keep it down. He finally crashed.

554
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,385
And you know what they say.
Let sleeping pigs lie.

555
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,554
Yeah, I just got Hopper
and Doc Whiskers down.

556
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,711
Tonight was a lot of excitement.

557
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,524
Like when the mailman and the UPS guy

558
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,348
showed up at the same time.

559
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,721
I...

560
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,500
I'm not the type of guy to
normally talk about this stuff,

561
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,596
but... and I can't believe
I'm going to admit it.

562
00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:29,629
To a coworker no less.

563
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,333
But maybe I am jealous.

564
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,879
Of Brett's muscles.

565
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,280
You're impossible.

566
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,674
I mean, his body is incredible.

567
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,551
I mean, he's gotta be on something.

568
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,421
Could you go on another date
with him and look inside

569
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,922
- his medicine cabinet?
- Mm-hmm.

570
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,124
I gotta know what he's doing.

571
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:49,282
We're leaving.

572
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,616
And I'm not doing your paperwork.

573
00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:59,869
Man, these are way better
than office chairs.

574
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:02,138
Patel, move! Reigning champ goes first.

575
00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:03,939
Bup-bup-bup-bup. Easy, Lance.

576
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,041
Clean athletes only.

577
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:06,842
Yeah. Letting you ride
would send the wrong message

578
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,944
to all the young
chair-ditarod fans out there.

579
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,179
All right, well, what about her?

580
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,414
Tests came back clean.

581
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,707
His. Not mine.

582
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:15,809
Ready!

583
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,544
Set!

584
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,678
Mush!

585
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,817
Well, like Tom Cruise,

586
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,583
I do all my own running.

587
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:33,073
CREDITS