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I believe you're looking for me.

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Is this the part where you
torture and interrogate me?

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- Quiet, demon boy.
- Madison.

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Unless you want to hit the high notes.

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I bet you'd make a lovely soprano.

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Careful.

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I'm currently vibrating
at my cuntiest frequency.

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Go ahead.

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Try me.

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I would win, as you all must know.

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But I did not come here
to fight you ladies.

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Who are you?

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I'm exactly who you think I am.

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Well, we don't bargain
with the son of Satan,

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so give me one reason not
to destroy you on the spot.

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Because I never wanted any of this.

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I never asked for it.

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Because I will help you save the world.

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You need me.

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I know everything about him,

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about my father, his
weakness, his fears.

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And I know this is hard to
believe, but I am on your side.

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Continue.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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After I accepted the pact from my old
man, that devil in a wheelchair...

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I gained these powers.

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And one of them was reading his mind.

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Witches...

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In what felt like a flash,

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I learned everything about the man.

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And it bound me and your Coven together in
ways my father never could have foreseen.

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I learned about everything
that he had done to me.

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How he had engineered my...

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my miserable childhood,

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my morbid job, a deadly plane crash.

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My whole life, really.

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And that rage,

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my fury over what had
been forced upon me...

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it boiled over.

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My whole life, I had stayed small.

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Holy shit.

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Suddenly I understood.

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I always had this power.

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Just needed somewhere to go.

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I realized I could
choose a different path,

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a different side.

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I mean, I could... I could choose
a path forward to stop him.

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He didn't ever imagine that I
would reach out to his enemy.

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That's how my father underestimated me.

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His big mistake.

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Cordelia, how can you
even indulge this guy?

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We simply cannot trust him.

53
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Look, when a man in triple-ply
cashmere starts to smooth talk,

54
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I tend to give him a chance,

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and while I sure love the
fit and the swagger,

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I think we're going to
need some references.

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Okay.

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I can't convince you alone. I get that.

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So I went and found the one person
that you might actually trust.

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Think of it as a peace offering.

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I descended into the underworld.

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How, I cannot entirely explain.

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Dark prince?

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In these parts?

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I ain't gonna stop ya.

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That's the dark prince.

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Dark prince.

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And I found your friend...

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the flame-haired Myrtle Snow.

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You lie.

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The one that you burned
alive, now in hell,

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doomed to work forever

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at a JCPenney's in Branson, Missouri.

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There's no fucking way Myrtle
Snow is roasting in hell.

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What did she do?

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She took a melon baller to her
fellow witches' eyes, did she not?

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Before she killed them.

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- Ladies...
- Next.

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the devil has his own calculus.

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Christ, now it looks terrible.

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Terrible.

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Polyblend is like a curse on the world.

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It's worse than leprosy or locusts.

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Well, I kinda like it.

85
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No, it's too tight and you look like
a kind of horrible blood sausage,

86
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the bits stuffed into
that polyester casing.

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No, I want this, and I
like this headband too.

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Oh, no, dear. I'm sorry, but
you could never pull off

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Miss La Toya Jackson.

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It'll catch the sweat, right?
It's practical.

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Fashion should never be
practical or comfortable.

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Unless you bleed or can't breathe,

93
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you miss the point of
the art of it entirely.

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When I look at you, I
want to kill myself.

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And you too.

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But let's find you
something coral-colored

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to work with those ruddy
rosacea skin tones.

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Nope, I'm getting this.

99
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And some clip-on earrings too.

100
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Clip-on? No.

101
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Do you work at some roadside truck stop?

102
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Is-is your name Flo?

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Why don't you take my fucking advice?

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Honestly?

105
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You kind of look like a drag queen.

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Proudly, bitch.

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That is the point.

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A job in this hell is to
be the only one of taste

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in a sea of the unfashionably lost.

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To offer makeovers for all eternity

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and never once have her
educated choices considered.

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Next.

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Acid-washed denim.

114
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The early 2000s look is back.

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No, it isn't.

116
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Looking like an extra in
the defunct show, The OC.

117
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Wearing True Religion
jeans is never an option.

118
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Why don't you just put on an Ed Hardy
trucker hat and finish me off?

119
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Only Missy Misdemeanor
can pull off Kangol.

120
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I pray

121
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my last death row meal

122
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is merely to inhale

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Tom Ford-era Gucci,

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and then I want a quick beheading

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with the sharpest blade possible.

126
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Attention, shoppers,
enjoy our flash sale...

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I also like tube tops.

128
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I'm gonna try those on.

129
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- Next.
- Myrtle Snow, it's time for your break.

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You could say I'm...

131
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the management.

132
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You're my salvation, my respite.

133
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And such beautiful skin.

134
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The light of the world.

135
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Thank God you're here.

136
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Oh, no.

137
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Not God. Not exactly.

138
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Where are you taking me?

139
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Anywhere you wanna go.

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A Rei Kawakubo Comme des
Garçons fashion show,

141
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front row, with Victoria
Beckham at my side

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to gossip with and talk
shit about everyone.

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Make it snappy.

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Myrtle told me about you, Cordelia.

145
00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:03,679
About the neglect in your childhood.

146
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She was a surrogate mother to you.

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00:10:06,581 --> 00:10:09,102
Take her name out of your mouth.

148
00:10:09,128 --> 00:10:11,034
We see right through the devil's tricks.

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Trust me.

150
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I am not the devil that you know.

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I'm the devil that you need.

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- Girls.
- Myrtle.

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I only have one thing to say.

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Balenciaga!

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Oh, my dear Cordelia, come here.

156
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Come here.

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Oh, my God.

158
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How can this be?

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Is this real?

160
00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,036
Yes, dear, it is real.
You can trust him.

161
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And I have returned with great purpose.

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00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,856
To repair and properly
accessorize this wretched planet

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once and for all.

164
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I've heard so much about you.

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00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,187
- Hi.
- This is Coco.

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- Coco.
- Hi.

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Myrtle, I've missed you.

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- Mallory.
- ***

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Dear Cordelia...

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Let me see. Chanel?

171
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,404
- You look wonderful.
- I can't believe it.

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Absolutely wonderful.

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Pretty nifty.

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I believed you, by the way.

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What other tricks you got
in your pocket, demon boy?

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Did you, like throwing me around?

177
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Actually, I did.

178
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If you ask me later if
that was the exact moment

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I fell in love with the devil's son,

180
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I would tell you, no way.

181
00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:11,695
But I did fall in love
with him eventually.

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00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:17,691
Here's the story of how
Satan's spawn and a witch

183
00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:20,155
became history's ultimate it couple.

184
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Honestly, me falling hard

185
00:12:25,173 --> 00:12:28,749
for the son of the world's biggest
son of a bitch is so obvi.

186
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I mean, I've always had a thing for
bad boys with a twinkle in their eye.

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Hi, I'm Madison, and my therapist
says to trust the process.

188
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Hi, I'm John.

189
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Cheers.

190
00:12:45,482 --> 00:12:47,249
I'm sorry, but...

191
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you're much more creepy in person
than on your Hinge profile.

192
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Your face is slightly bruised.

193
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Like that Clavicular guy who, you know,

194
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hits his own face with a hammer.

195
00:12:58,248 --> 00:13:01,326
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I do that.
I'm into looksmaxxing.

196
00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:03,411
Oh. God.

197
00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:05,176
It's actually a really
interesting technique...

198
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:08,236
I know, I know, I have a bad picker.
I get it.

199
00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:11,710
If they reeked of trouble, I
literally ran towards them.

200
00:13:12,218 --> 00:13:14,149
Because I could fix them, right?

201
00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:15,921
Ancient, sculptural.

202
00:13:15,947 --> 00:13:18,846
Only to retreat in shame
and consider lesbianism.

203
00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:22,317
All my Coven season girls out
there, you get me completely.

204
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,122
Dating over 30 is, like, the worst.

205
00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:28,163
And if you're a spectacular
witch with magical powers,

206
00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:30,856
stunning hair extensions,
and high standards...

207
00:13:30,882 --> 00:13:32,601
nearly impossible.

208
00:13:32,627 --> 00:13:35,609
But, trust, witches are
just like mortal girls.

209
00:13:35,721 --> 00:13:37,047
We all want love too.

210
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,841
A quality romance.

211
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,630
Hard to find when you're superior.

212
00:13:40,656 --> 00:13:42,511
So I dated a lot.

213
00:13:42,646 --> 00:13:45,047
Serial killers,
Netflix soap opera stars

214
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:48,365
headlining shows about lame
South Carolina pier towns,

215
00:13:48,391 --> 00:13:51,045
macho podcasters with
Turkish hair implants,

216
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:53,020
even someone with Equinox biceps

217
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,344
from the New York City Mamdani campaign.

218
00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:56,695
I was desperate.

219
00:13:56,721 --> 00:13:58,786
Change, I mean real change,

220
00:13:58,812 --> 00:14:00,372
where we can tax the billionaires

221
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,971
and finally open up those community...

222
00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:05,476
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm gonna
need to get the check, please.

223
00:14:05,502 --> 00:14:07,270
And no, I'm not splitting it.

224
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:09,062
Wait, you're trying to leave?

225
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:13,148
Why? I'm so fascinating,
and I'm such a catch.

226
00:14:13,194 --> 00:14:14,361
Really?

227
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:18,114
Yeah, well, I have been reading
your mind this entire time

228
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,297
because that's my gift.

229
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,903
And you aren't thinking about me

230
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,203
or my high, firm breasts.

231
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,922
You're just thinking about how
cool you are with your, like,

232
00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:30,818
socialist, city-owned grocery stores.

233
00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:32,539
Gross.

234
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:34,897
Like most millennials,

235
00:14:34,923 --> 00:14:38,680
I feel I lost an entire seven
or eight years of my life

236
00:14:38,973 --> 00:14:42,242
to COVID, to years of political unrest.

237
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:46,849
I spent my prime "hot, tight bod"
years scrolling through Instagram,

238
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:50,189
watching a lifetime of stories about
miracle magnesium supplements

239
00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:53,259
instead of living my life and
truly getting out there.

240
00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:55,234
What a waste.

241
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:58,179
Travis and Taylor. Ben and Jen.

242
00:14:58,219 --> 00:14:59,469
Not Garner.

243
00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:02,336
I sacrificed chickens, did love spells.

244
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:03,570
Nothing worked.

245
00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:06,120
I could not find a man to love me.

246
00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:09,250
It seemed that love
defied my witchcraft.

247
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,539
A first for me in my entire life.

248
00:15:11,735 --> 00:15:15,568
Finally, it got so bad that I
decided to do it on my own.

249
00:15:15,594 --> 00:15:19,024
I'd freeze my eggs, live it
up, have a family later.

250
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:21,078
When I was, like, 70 or whatever.

251
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:32,438
Madison Montgomery. An egg harvest?

252
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,862
I knew this day would come.

253
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,636
Well, I guess, lady, it's
time to get in-formation.

254
00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:39,901
Funny.

255
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,675
And tragic.

256
00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:57,842
I hate having those
things anywhere near me.

257
00:15:57,868 --> 00:16:01,692
But I know if anyone's going to
respect my pretty, pretty princess,

258
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,696
it's my favorite F slur.

259
00:16:04,808 --> 00:16:06,184
"Cliterally."

260
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,733
Good news. Your blood work looks good...

261
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,904
I bet you didn't know that witches have
our own warlock gynecologists, did you?

262
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,220
Well, we do.

263
00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,975
Mine was a flaming queen
named Warlock Weathersby.

264
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:19,440
He was a raging homosexual
who chased twinks,

265
00:16:19,466 --> 00:16:21,827
but he was damn good at
the egg retrieval game.

266
00:16:21,853 --> 00:16:24,582
I knew other witches who
swore by his IVF magic.

267
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,742
Only one thing left to do.

268
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,747
Ready for your cooch exam, girlfriend?

269
00:16:31,802 --> 00:16:34,087
Sure, fab, can't wait.

270
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:36,218
While you're gloving up,

271
00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:38,678
entertain me with your
usual sissy tales.

272
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:42,092
Well, last night, I fell in love

273
00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:46,013
with the most divine,
smooth-skinned Asian gentleman.

274
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,597
Let me guess.

275
00:16:47,748 --> 00:16:49,744
A 22-year-old go-go boy.

276
00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:51,993
How'd you know? Girl.

277
00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:56,388
Now I am going to do
an anesthesia spell.

278
00:16:56,414 --> 00:17:00,228
You'll be out, but we will
harvest your scrambled eggs.

279
00:17:03,638 --> 00:17:07,251
In that moment, I felt such hope.

280
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:10,790
Maybe someone to love was
finally on my horizon.

281
00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:12,993
It's not fair.

282
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,256
I thought I'd have a dozen
eggs, and you're...

283
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:18,157
you're telling me you
only retrieved one?

284
00:17:18,487 --> 00:17:21,991
Correct. But, honey,
you waited too long.

285
00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:24,584
And your otherworldly
abundance dried up,

286
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,850
and now not even a
fertility spell can help.

287
00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:30,037
It happens to a lot of witches.

288
00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:35,298
One minute they're hot,
career-obsessed, supernatural snatches,

289
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:38,975
and then in a, well,
bewitched blink of an eye,

290
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:42,959
they turn around and
they're dried-out old hags

291
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:47,626
with no options except, revenge spells,

292
00:17:48,157 --> 00:17:51,905
full-moon yoga retreats, and, cats.

293
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,774
You are a mean, old rice queen.

294
00:17:54,962 --> 00:17:56,952
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.

295
00:17:56,978 --> 00:18:00,439
We can do another egg
harvest in six months

296
00:18:00,465 --> 00:18:02,954
if you really want to keep trying.

297
00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:07,415
But, that's a decision only
you can make, darling.

298
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:11,522
Three months after that
gut-wrenching day at the OBGYN,

299
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,235
Ben appeared in our lives,

300
00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:16,633
and I didn't know I could be
into anyone so... normal,

301
00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:18,704
with a satanic bloodline to boot.

302
00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:22,186
I mean, when you're deep into your 30s,

303
00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:25,459
you really got to give up liking the
guys who are never gonna like you back.

304
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:29,282
And there was something reassuringly
Obama-era about this guy

305
00:18:29,683 --> 00:18:32,685
who was so chill, so ordinary.

306
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,415
On the surface, anyway.

307
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,350
You hungry or something?

308
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,832
You psychic or something?

309
00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:41,212
Yes, obviously, but your
stomach is growling.

310
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:44,610
I was an actress. I
know about starvation.

311
00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:50,071
- Want to get out of here?
- Sure.

312
00:18:50,412 --> 00:18:53,077
But don't do that guy thing
where you want me to choose,

313
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,832
but you don't really want me to choose.

314
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:57,569
Ooh, I don't know if I can help it.
I'm a New York dago.

315
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,053
I like red sauce, garlic, and a Chianti.

316
00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:02,481
A refreshing change from
the jambalaya burps

317
00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:04,213
that clouded my usual
dates in this town.

318
00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:06,396
I hate to break it to
you, but New Orleans

319
00:19:06,422 --> 00:19:08,673
isn't exactly known
for its Italian food.

320
00:19:08,851 --> 00:19:11,478
Who said anything about New Orleans?

321
00:19:12,603 --> 00:19:15,821
And just like that, we were
somewhere else entirely,

322
00:19:15,932 --> 00:19:18,595
even though he was just
figuring out his powers.

323
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,008
After you.

324
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:26,985
I mean, like, an Italian
restaurant in actual Italy.

325
00:19:27,954 --> 00:19:29,147
Buonasera.

326
00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:32,079
It felt like something out
of a Julia Roberts movie.

327
00:19:32,346 --> 00:19:34,149
I love her.

328
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:45,040
Grazie, signore.

329
00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:01,572
Grazie.

330
00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:14,978
What?

331
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,384
Nothing.

332
00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:21,501
You held a knife to my crotch.

333
00:20:22,165 --> 00:20:24,365
I think we're past
pretending that you're shy.

334
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,158
Maybe I don't feel comfortable
giving too much away.

335
00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:30,923
At least, not in public.

336
00:20:34,085 --> 00:20:36,837
You know I can read minds too, right?

337
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:39,094
Intimate sounds nicer.

338
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,432
Good one.

339
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,145
Let me handle the mood.

340
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,041
Good lighting is everything

341
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,916
while I'm on the waitlist
for needle and threadwork.

342
00:21:07,713 --> 00:21:09,125
Anyway, much better.

343
00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:14,924
So what's it like going on
dates, looking for a connection

344
00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:17,752
while being the son of Satan?

345
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:20,227
Right. Yeah, no, I've only been on one

346
00:21:20,253 --> 00:21:22,939
ever since I found out this
whole "devil's bastard" news.

347
00:21:23,395 --> 00:21:25,025
Didn't really end well.

348
00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:28,018
Got a hankering for
some Ben-style cooking.

349
00:21:28,432 --> 00:21:30,322
Get in my belly.

350
00:21:31,779 --> 00:21:33,196
Not tonight, Ashley.

351
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:38,002
Actually, not any night.
Can you tell me...

352
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,338
What are you even doing here?

353
00:21:41,682 --> 00:21:44,257
Right, you're still pissy
about the tattoo thing?

354
00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:47,385
Come on, you gotta let
that go, Mr. Sensitive.

355
00:21:47,995 --> 00:21:50,674
Do not tell me what I can let go.

356
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,135
All right.

357
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:59,124
Didn't it turn out pretty
all right for you,

358
00:21:59,399 --> 00:22:00,796
devil boy?

359
00:22:04,418 --> 00:22:06,624
O-Okay, you're freaking me out.

360
00:22:08,691 --> 00:22:10,149
Hello?

361
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,988
All right. I-I don't know this Ben.

362
00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:14,103
Right.

363
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,796
Because you only know the Ben
that you can manipulate.

364
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:22,312
Some plaything that you can spy on.

365
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,309
- Yeah, your plaything.
- You need to let this all go.

366
00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:28,802
Spin me around and around till
I'm dizzy with your lies.

367
00:22:28,828 --> 00:22:30,339
Okay, can we calm down for a second?

368
00:22:30,365 --> 00:22:32,358
No one is spinning you around.

369
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:35,536
- Why don't we just call Constance?
- No, no Constance!

370
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,367
Not any of them.

371
00:22:37,393 --> 00:22:39,144
So what was I to you, hmm?

372
00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,577
Some target for you?

373
00:22:41,951 --> 00:22:44,703
For trauma dumping, fucking,

374
00:22:44,768 --> 00:22:48,109
all so I could believe
that you cared about me?

375
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:50,645
But you were never on my side.

376
00:22:50,671 --> 00:22:52,845
- Never the right side!
- I am on your side.

377
00:22:52,946 --> 00:22:54,279
No!

378
00:22:54,358 --> 00:23:00,765
Now it is my turn to
spin your head around!

379
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,294
Sounds like the traitorous
bitch had it coming.

380
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,196
I don't know. Does anyone?

381
00:23:21,118 --> 00:23:23,392
It's just... I think I
probably went too far.

382
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:25,008
It's not my finest hour.

383
00:23:25,034 --> 00:23:27,688
Trust me, I've done worse.

384
00:23:28,731 --> 00:23:32,192
I flipped a bus full of frat bros once.

385
00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:33,218
No.

386
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,628
Wow.

387
00:23:34,677 --> 00:23:35,883
Yeah.

388
00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:42,118
I bet they deserved it.

389
00:23:43,538 --> 00:23:44,613
Yeah.

390
00:23:45,704 --> 00:23:47,848
Yes, they did.

391
00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:51,087
And thank you.

392
00:23:56,204 --> 00:23:58,684
I try to be a good person.

393
00:23:59,116 --> 00:24:00,301
I do.

394
00:24:00,597 --> 00:24:04,299
My instincts have just
always had other ideas.

395
00:24:04,325 --> 00:24:07,041
It's like there's this
little voice in my head,

396
00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:10,325
and the thing about that voice
is she is a real good time.

397
00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,504
Devil on your shoulder.

398
00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:13,723
Yeah.

399
00:24:15,826 --> 00:24:17,465
But it's more than that.

400
00:24:17,985 --> 00:24:19,309
It's like a...

401
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,348
like a darkness inside.

402
00:24:22,845 --> 00:24:23,970
You know?

403
00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:27,817
More than I would have liked to.

404
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,836
I think it's great that you
are in touch with yourself.

405
00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:39,051
I mean, I spent years, years
just pushing things down.

406
00:24:39,219 --> 00:24:41,231
Keeping a lid on things.

407
00:24:42,643 --> 00:24:43,977
It's exhausting.

408
00:24:44,307 --> 00:24:48,530
And now, I mean, I'm just running
much hotter than I'm used to,

409
00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:50,496
but it's sort of...

410
00:24:52,732 --> 00:24:54,465
It's invigorating.

411
00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:58,328
Maybe it all just balances out.

412
00:24:58,943 --> 00:25:01,437
That's what I keep
telling myself anyways.

413
00:25:01,783 --> 00:25:03,450
I want to be a good person.

414
00:25:03,476 --> 00:25:06,278
It's just not my default
setting, and that's okay.

415
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:10,349
No, no, no, I don't think that
we should be chasing defaults.

416
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:14,913
I mean, maybe wanting
to be good is enough.

417
00:25:16,617 --> 00:25:20,085
I-I'm not sure that goodness is
some state that you just arrive at.

418
00:25:20,111 --> 00:25:21,726
It's more like a...

419
00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:27,505
I think it's a direction
that you choose.

420
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,893
You know, without really knowing
if you're gonna get there.

421
00:25:36,209 --> 00:25:37,588
That's what I want.

422
00:25:38,361 --> 00:25:39,799
That's where I wanna go.

423
00:25:42,699 --> 00:25:46,674
Yep, I was fully living in a rom-com.

424
00:25:46,828 --> 00:25:48,971
He was proper, passionate,

425
00:25:48,997 --> 00:25:51,190
and a Ben Affleck-type in the sack.

426
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,586
Turns out, if you want someone to
worship your pretty, pretty princess,

427
00:25:54,612 --> 00:25:57,508
look no further than the
son of Satan himself.

428
00:25:57,534 --> 00:25:59,409
For the record, you make a...

429
00:25:59,532 --> 00:26:01,370
a lovely soprano.

430
00:26:01,955 --> 00:26:03,219
Stop.

431
00:26:03,245 --> 00:26:05,438
You think the whole Coven heard?

432
00:26:05,722 --> 00:26:07,799
I think the whole state of Louisiana.

433
00:26:07,895 --> 00:26:09,627
How on earth?

434
00:26:10,721 --> 00:26:12,744
It's the benefits of a forked tongue.

435
00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:15,502
- Stop it.
- You wanna see it again?

436
00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,580
Can I ask you something?

437
00:26:25,008 --> 00:26:26,127
Try me.

438
00:26:26,153 --> 00:26:28,330
You said you're connected to his mind.

439
00:26:28,927 --> 00:26:30,986
This Mr. Nas guy.

440
00:26:31,779 --> 00:26:34,558
Who's to say he can't read yours?

441
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:38,719
How do you know he's not gonna
show up here and kill all of us?

442
00:26:38,745 --> 00:26:40,260
I don't.

443
00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:42,486
I mean, maybe he could.

444
00:26:43,392 --> 00:26:46,019
I don't want to
freak you out, but...

445
00:26:46,663 --> 00:26:49,377
kind of new to the whole...

446
00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:52,432
son of Satan thing.

447
00:26:52,699 --> 00:26:54,370
But you're so good at it.

448
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,854
You know the Bible, right?

449
00:27:04,606 --> 00:27:07,229
Jesus is in the desert.

450
00:27:07,651 --> 00:27:10,554
Forty days, 40 nights,
Satan comes to tempt him.

451
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:13,648
Is that the torture porn
Jesus movie Mad Max made?

452
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:17,876
Or the one where the guy from Pulp Fiction
plays Judas with a Brooklyn accent?

453
00:27:17,954 --> 00:27:19,424
I've seen neither.

454
00:27:19,712 --> 00:27:24,116
The New York Judas one, I
think, but that's not my point.

455
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,559
No, the...

456
00:27:26,823 --> 00:27:28,229
the thing is...

457
00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:31,823
Jesus is the son of God,

458
00:27:32,272 --> 00:27:35,745
and Satan comes to try and...

459
00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:39,393
tempt him into turning
his back on his father.

460
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,174
Jesus is starving.

461
00:27:41,598 --> 00:27:45,549
Forty days. And Satan offers him bread.

462
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:48,920
He tests his faith.

463
00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:51,406
He offers him dominion
of the whole world.

464
00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:55,140
And Jesus told my dad...

465
00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,857
"Fuck you."

466
00:28:01,295 --> 00:28:03,357
Now I'm in the mood for toast.

467
00:28:03,985 --> 00:28:06,177
I mean, maybe you're my temptation.

468
00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:12,182
God sent you to me

469
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:16,380
so I could feel what's possible
if I deny my own father.

470
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:19,028
He's tempting me.

471
00:28:19,814 --> 00:28:22,691
To show me what my father
never could give me.

472
00:28:24,313 --> 00:28:25,522
Love.

473
00:28:32,485 --> 00:28:34,795
That's lovely.

474
00:28:35,225 --> 00:28:36,684
But I'm no angel.

475
00:28:36,904 --> 00:28:39,193
I was literally sent to hell.

476
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:41,972
Okay, you're a sinner. We all are.

477
00:28:41,998 --> 00:28:44,248
Maybe the world can only be saved

478
00:28:44,274 --> 00:28:47,967
if a few broken people band together.

479
00:28:49,051 --> 00:28:54,474
I mean, you and your Coven
are some fucked-up chicks.

480
00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:57,662
You still fight evil.

481
00:28:59,001 --> 00:29:01,373
I mean, that's the side
that I wanna choose.

482
00:29:03,738 --> 00:29:04,988
Your side.

483
00:29:12,306 --> 00:29:14,574
Should we get back to saving the world?

484
00:29:16,063 --> 00:29:17,347
I guess.

485
00:29:21,692 --> 00:29:24,644
All my life I told myself that someday,

486
00:29:24,670 --> 00:29:26,558
my prince would come.

487
00:29:26,722 --> 00:29:29,917
Who knew he would turn out to
be the prince of darkness?

488
00:29:54,021 --> 00:30:02,130
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