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- _
- Shit!

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- We were attacked.
- Attacked by who?

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Evil garden gnomes.

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I know it sounds crazy,
but they attacked us.

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And they're coming!

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- No!
- We're from Better Gnomes And Gardens.

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We would love to look

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- at the Gnome Queen.
- Holy shit.

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Wait, is that a vampire?

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I was at the hall the other night.

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I don't know, something happened to me.

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I think I did something bad.

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Anyone seen a pair
of red-hot monster hunters?

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That's us.

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- Hurry! Faster!
- Go! Go! Go!

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- Should we wipe our feet?
- Devon!

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Sorry, I've got muddy shoes!

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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So we hit the road and got here

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- as fast as we could.
- Not fast enough.

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Sorry, let me just
get this straight. You're...

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You're both... professional...

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Paranormal investigators.
Monster hunters.

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Call us what you like.

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Our job is to stop nasty critters like
your Gnome Queen from running amok.

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Oh, careful.
Most of those are collectables.

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- Or cursed.
- Right...

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So you don't write for
Better Gnomes And Gardens.

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I'm afraid not.

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We've been tracking the Gnome Queen
since she left the museum in Germany.

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By the time we arrived,

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someone had already woken her up.

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It wasn't me. I followed all the rules.

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Whomever it was, they're responsible

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for everything that's
happened to your town

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the destruction,
the terror... the death.

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Arnold? You all right?

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- What's happening to me?
- Just as I feared.

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Grab him!

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I'm so sorry, Arnold.

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- Guys, it's me!
- You know what to do.

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- He betrayed you.
- He betrayed all of us.

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Guys, it's me!

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It is all your fault.

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No!

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In the past,

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her awakening has been swift
and exceptionally bloody.

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- Oh, thank you, sugar!
- Of course, babe.

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But this time, something is different.

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We can only conclude that
she mustn't have her hatchet.

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Otherwise you'd all be dead already!

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Well, she had it when we
took her out of the box,

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- didn't she, Arnold?
- Sorry, what? What...? Sorry.

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What does the Gnome Queen
actually want with us?

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Well, that, my sweaty friend,

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is the ten million Deutschmark question.

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Do you mind if I...?

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Oh, honey, you do it. You do it so well.

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Let me tell you the story

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of the Virgin Queen of Helvetti.

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She rose in the early first century,

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wielding her indestructible
obsidian hatchet Bluttrinker,

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the source of her power.

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One fateful day,
the Virgin Queen fell in love,

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but her affections
were cruelly rejected.

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Consumed by rage,
she summoned a stone army

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and vowed to slaughter
anyone with a beating heart.

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So basically everybody.

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Then three powerful witches
rose up in defiance,

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and, using the queen's magic
against her,

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they turned her to stone.

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But the spell was flawed.

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As we've all seen,
the queen can be freed

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if her hatchet is touched
during the winter solstice.

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My great-grandfather safeguarded
the witch's spell in this diary.

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If we find
Bluttrinker and lure the queen,

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we can trap her again and cleanse

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the Gnome Queen's blight from
the face of God's green earth.

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Any questions?

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So basically, find hatchet,
lure queen, do a spell,

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or we're all fucked. Is that it?

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- Yeah.
- Before sunrise.

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Just hit me up for a second.
Do we have to keep the queen?

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I mean, can't we just
send her back to Germany,

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thereby adhering to
any legally binding contracts

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that someone may - or may not -
have signed?

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No!

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So where is this hatchet, then?

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Well, you'll have to ask whomever it was

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that woke the queen in the first place.

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So whoever they are, we find them

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and then I smack the living
shit out of the cockhead.

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Er, yes, Arnold?

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Oh, I wasn't...

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Well... Well, I might have...

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I touched the hatchet a few
days ago, before the festival.

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So I am the cockhead.

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- That's impossible.
- We neglected to mention

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the spell only works

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if the hatchet is touched by a virgin.

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So unless you're
some tragic thirty-something...

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Wait, what?

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What?

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What? It's a small town, OK?

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There's... Options are limited.

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It's not Nompton's fault
you're a frigid.

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Well, surely you did, like...

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What, nothing?

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What, and you all have...!

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Of course we have!

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- I didn't realise things were this dire!
- So dire!

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Not even the hand stuff?

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- Devon!
- This is VERY alarming.

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Oh, not you too!

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No, the moment you touched the hatchet,

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the queen began turning
from stone into flesh, right?

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But the curse goes both ways,

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which means you're turning from flesh...

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Into stone. Yeah, I know.

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Thank God we got you in time.

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Actually, how did you know
where we were?

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Someone found the frequency
we're on, randomly radioed us.

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Lovely girl. Er, Beverly?
Which one of you is Beverly?

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OK, Arn, where's the hatchet?

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I... lost it.

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Loses that but not his virginity?

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I'd've kept a better eye on it
if I knew it was

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a fucking cursed hatchet, wouldn't I?

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- That's fair.
- In the meantime,

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you might need to buck up.

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I mean, yes, the queen
has unearthly powers,

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a literal army and your good
friend's life in her hands,

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but we've been hunting
creatures of pure, unmitigated

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evil since you were in diapers.
Since we've been together,

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she's taught me everything she knows.

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You have us, and we never lose.

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So between us and this diary,

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absolutely nothing can go...

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Oh, Devon?! Oh, really?

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No. No, that was not me, no.
I've changed my diet.

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Everyone out! It's gas!

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Go! Go! Get out of here!

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Come on!

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It's jammed.

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- Er, what do we do?
- Guys?

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Quickly!

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I'm next.

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Nice. Mayor of the people, huh?

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I can't see them. Who's next?

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Get me up!

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I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.

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- Who's next?
- Go, get her out of here!

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- Quickly, ladies!
- Devon, would you get down?!

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Holy smokes!

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Quick, give me the crossbow.

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Here.

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Take this.

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You get one shot, Mr Ravi.

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Go, go, go! Go!

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- Devon, go!
- Get down!

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The diary.

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Arnold!

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Arnold! They're coming!

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They're coming. Get up. Up. Get up.

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Now! Arnold, now!

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Run. Run!

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Keep moving. We're almost there.

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Do you think the church will be safe?

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Well, we can't stay out here!

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I really think we should go
back and check for Devon.

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Did you hear that?

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Oh, my God! What the fuck
is wrong with you?

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What the fuck happened to you guys?

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It's a long story.

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- Lachy!
- Fuck me!

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I expect an apology.

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- What did you put in these?
- Weedkiller.

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It goes into there
and then through out here.

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Josie, I'm so sorry about Devon.

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He was, erm...

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efficient.

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And I'm sorry for coming in here
and messing up your life and your job.

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It's fine.

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It's fine.

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I don't get it with you two.
What happened?

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I thought you were
about to move in together.

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Yeah, we were.

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In the city.

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But then his parents died.

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I remember. That was, erm...

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- Horrible.
- It was horrible.

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Yeah, he... He blamed himself
for the whole thing.

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You know, his parents
were driving to his graduation

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at the academy when they...

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Oh, you didn't know?

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But still, I mean,

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he said that we were good. You
know, he just needed time to...

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to sort out their affairs
and sell the house and...

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So I stuck to the plan.

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I moved.

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I set everything up.

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I gave him space.

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But I guess the guilt
was too much and he got stuck.

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How long did you wait for him?

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Who says I stopped?

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Fuck!

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Yeah, it just hurts, knowing that he...

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chose Nompton over me, and...

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Well, you know what? No.

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Here's...

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to moving on.

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Better late than never.

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Oh, my.

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- Oh, that's surprisingly drinkable.
- Yeah...

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Hey, Arn,

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do you want some, um,
god-awful sacramental wine?

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Er, no. No. Last time I drank, I...

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Arnold!

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Holy shit. I think I know
where the hatchet is.

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But what good is luring the Gnome Queen

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if we don't have the spell to trap her?

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What spell? What hatchet?
What are you talking about?

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Dana and Gillian said the hatchet
is the source of her power, right?

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- Right.
- What if we just destroy it?

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It's obsidian.
Isn't that the whole point,

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- that it's indestructible?
- No, you can totally destroy

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obsidian with, like, a diamond
pickaxe, or you can melt it.

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So no-one plays Minecraft. Cool...

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Does Tobias still have that
kiln up at the gnome factory?

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He absolutely does. OK, here's the plan.

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Josie, go to the factory, get
Tobias to start his kiln up.

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Ellie and I are gonna find
the hatchet. We take it to you,

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we put it in, and we put an end
to all this once and for all.

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OK. How can we help, Lucky?

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You lot are staying here,
where it's safe.

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- OK, lock the doors.
- Erm, no.

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I have lost too many people. I care
about tonight I am not losing you too.

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But I owe you one. Remember?

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Well, if you want to help, be one
less thing I have to worry about.

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And what can I do?

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I think you've done more than enough.

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- OK. Here's how this is actually gonna go.
- Yeah.

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Mayor, Dyl reckons
his old man might have

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some more weedkiller at his store.

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So we're gonna go get it,
and then we help Lucky.

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And save the town.

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Fine. But I'm coming with you.

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Knock, knock. It's me.

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Arnold.

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Ethel?

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Ethel!

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- Don't you ever knock?
- Oh, Christ. Ethel!

256
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:57,592
- Ethel, what happened here?
- Gnomes. I told you.

257
00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:01,032
Hi, Ethel. Erm, I don't know
if you remember me.

258
00:15:01,057 --> 00:15:05,270
Eloise McKay. Smart kid.
Dead-shit father.

259
00:15:05,795 --> 00:15:09,069
Practically obsessed with bugalugs here,

260
00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:11,395
though I can't imagine why.

261
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,434
Ethel, we are looking for a hatchet.

262
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:17,677
A kind of an axe, about this
big. I think... I think I might

263
00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:20,848
have left it here.
You know, the other... night.

264
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,060
I remember!

265
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,748
No. Haven't seen it.

266
00:15:27,224 --> 00:15:29,821
OK. Er, well, do you mind if
we have a look, just in case?

267
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,587
Knock yourselves out.

268
00:15:34,121 --> 00:15:36,225
The other night?
I don't want to know.

269
00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:39,038
_

270
00:15:49,722 --> 00:15:52,982
Well! If it ain't Nompton's finest

271
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:55,089
calling at me 'umble front door.

272
00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:57,598
Tobias, I need to come inside now.

273
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:13,795
Mate, is this gonna be enough?

274
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:15,911
Enough? Dude, this shit is
strong. You mix it with water.

275
00:16:15,936 --> 00:16:17,797
We'll have this times a hundred.

276
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:21,683
- Sorry.
- Buy a treadmill, mate!

277
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:24,062
Too much running from gnomes.

278
00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:26,643
Yeah, if only someone tried
warning you about them days ago.

279
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:28,497
OK, let's pack this up and go.

280
00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:32,900
What the hell is that?

281
00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:34,851
Hide.

282
00:16:36,144 --> 00:16:38,985
Join us, won't you? Tea?

283
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,363
Mate, are you OK?

284
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,118
Why wouldn't I be?

285
00:16:46,493 --> 00:16:50,323
You... You do know what's
happening in town, right?

286
00:16:50,924 --> 00:16:53,278
The gnomes. They're alive.

287
00:16:57,614 --> 00:17:00,910
I've been trying to tell people
that for quite some time, Josephine.

288
00:17:01,249 --> 00:17:04,769
In fact, I think I hear
a gnome arriving now!

289
00:17:07,532 --> 00:17:09,727
"All cops are bastards!"

290
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,861
Mr Tingles, what a thing to say!

291
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,994
Not ALL cops...

292
00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:20,291
Yo-yo?

293
00:17:22,232 --> 00:17:23,663
Tobias...

294
00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:29,977
I need access to your kiln now.

295
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:32,005
But why?

296
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,875
Cos there's a real bad gnome, Tobias,

297
00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:38,743
and we're gonna kill her

298
00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:43,031
along with every other gnome
in this town.

299
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:54,022
You're safe with me.

300
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,814
You really want to know
why Jenny calls me Lucky?

301
00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:22,470
It was a few months after the funeral,

302
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,497
and you'd gone back to the city,

303
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:28,391
and I was in a pretty bad place.

304
00:18:28,456 --> 00:18:31,624
- Yeah, I remember.
- No, you don't.

305
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,865
I took a walk up to Nompton Gorge.

306
00:18:37,479 --> 00:18:41,555
It's where Mum and Dad and I
used to go for hikes.

307
00:18:42,477 --> 00:18:45,938
I thought maybe I could
get some closure.

308
00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:50,646
- It's stupid, I know.
- It's not stupid, Arnold.

309
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,021
Well, I didn't find any closure,

310
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:58,444
but I found Jenny on her bike
trying to jump the gorge.

311
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,858
And she was on her bike.
She was flying down.

312
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:04,202
I grabbed her just before
she went over the edge.

313
00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:07,619
And for the rest of that day,
I felt better than fine.

314
00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:09,913
I felt... I felt good.

315
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,877
And so the next day I
put on my uniform and I...

316
00:19:14,459 --> 00:19:18,099
and I went outside to find
anyone else I could save.

317
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,351
Can I just save their life

318
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,799
or save their cat or a seat on the bus?

319
00:19:23,824 --> 00:19:27,066
Buying hours or sometimes
just even minutes

320
00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:29,299
where I didn't think about everything.

321
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:34,089
And the worst part is, now
Nompton actually need saving

322
00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:36,468
and I don't think I can do it.

323
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:48,742
Why? Why do they keep getting weirder?

324
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,784
You said hatchet, right?

325
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,236
Who is she?

326
00:20:34,629 --> 00:20:35,923
Big trouble.

327
00:20:50,442 --> 00:20:51,789
It's her!

328
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,420
Come on! Come here!

329
00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:31,303
Come here, now!

330
00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:42,522
So, how long does it take to heat up?

331
00:21:42,547 --> 00:21:45,795
Oh, 30 minutes or so. Sometimes longer.

332
00:21:46,176 --> 00:21:49,377
So, how many gnomes
are you planning on killing?

333
00:21:49,764 --> 00:21:51,518
As many as we can.

334
00:21:51,585 --> 00:21:53,977
Lovely! Tea?

335
00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:59,427
Yes, fine, I'll drink the tea, mm.

336
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:03,916
Mm, lovely tea, Tobias.
Very nice. Thank you so...

337
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,187
Hmm, that's, erm...

338
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,108
That's...

339
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,581
Oh, God damn it!

340
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:26,766
Shit!

341
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,466
Jenny! The door, it's deadlocked.

342
00:22:29,491 --> 00:22:31,514
- It's not opening.
- What do we do?

343
00:22:34,593 --> 00:22:35,772
Arnold!

344
00:22:35,904 --> 00:22:37,005
Move!

345
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,749
Oi! Queenie!

346
00:23:18,459 --> 00:23:19,672
Yeah!

347
00:23:20,227 --> 00:23:21,574
- Are you lot all right?
- Yeah.

348
00:23:21,599 --> 00:23:23,333
Stay close. Follow me.

349
00:23:37,468 --> 00:23:41,754
You keep your hands off
my constituents, you minx.

350
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,785
Silverware in the dishwasher?

351
00:24:28,622 --> 00:24:30,467
I haven't had one of those in so long.

352
00:24:30,492 --> 00:24:31,567
Ages.

353
00:24:31,832 --> 00:24:33,742
Like, salty and sweet.

354
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,049
Lemony.

355
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,851
Do you think she's gonna be all right?

356
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,763
All right? I'm tempted to
take her with us.

357
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,872
I reckon you can save Nompton now.

358
00:24:47,494 --> 00:24:49,243
I think I've got what I need.

359
00:24:49,934 --> 00:24:51,076
The hatchet.

360
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,095
Yeah, that too.

361
00:25:04,028 --> 00:25:05,227
Arnie?

362
00:25:06,316 --> 00:25:09,163
Take the hatchet.
Take it to the factory.

363
00:25:09,188 --> 00:25:12,132
No, no, you are gonna be fine.
You just keep...

364
00:25:40,025 --> 00:25:44,469
It's gonna be all right so long
as Josie's got that kiln going.

365
00:25:54,103 --> 00:25:59,479
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