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- Is this your card?
- Nope.

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Oh.
Hey, is this your card?

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No.

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- Oh, uh, hang on. Is it this one?
- No.

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It's gotta be one of these.
I guarantee it.

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Of course it has to be one of them. It's...
The entire deck is in your hands.

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- It's not that. Do you wanna find it?
- Oh, God. Not another one.

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What are you complaining about now, Dee?

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There was a break-in,
one street over from us, you guys.

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- What are you looking at?
- It's this PingCrime app

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that Dee's been obsessed with lately

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where people post about crimes
and their locations and shit.

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Why are women so obsessed with true crime?

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Like, murder podcasts,
true crime TV shows.

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- Documentaries...
- You just, like, gobble it up.

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Just gobble, gobble, gobble.

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I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with it.

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I just like having
the information for safety.

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For safety? Let me see.
Let me see what's going on around here.

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Uh. Let's see. We got a guy
exposing himself to people in the mall.

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Oh, God. Good thing you know that.

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I mean, Frank does that all the time.

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Um, we got a guy running red lights,
you know.

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- Scary, Dee.
- Oh, no.

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Loose chicken in the mall.

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- Dee, you have every right to be afraid.
- Oh, no.

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Thank God you knew about the chicken.

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- Dee, these crimes are totally harmless.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What's this one? What's this one?

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- That's a double homicide.
- Really?

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Yeah, a guy killed his wife and kid
with a meat tenderizer.

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- Police came in.
- That's a brutal murder.

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- Oh, my God, where was that?
- It was like a block

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- from your apartment building.
- Mine?

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That might be your apartment building.

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Oh, yeah, that looks exactly like her...

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- It's hard to tell, Dee. I don't know.
- Oh, my God.

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Your apartment is in
a hotbed of crime, though.

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Okay. Now, can you see why
this might be kinda useful?

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Not really, Dee. Personally,
I think you're just better off

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not knowing this stuff.

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That's right, Charlie, a big deal.
Hey, you know what? It doesn't matter.

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I'm just glad that
you're sleeping over tonight.

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- That puts my mind at ease a little.
- I'm what now?

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You're spending the night tonight
'cause I'm getting LASIK.

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- And?
- And I won't be able

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to see for about six hours,
so you said you would come over,

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and you would spend the night at
my apartment. You don't remember this?

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I remember you asking me to sleep over,
but I don't remember agreeing to it.

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- Are you kidding me?
- No.

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Oh, good.
There was a stabbing one block away.

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Could be the same guy
who killed his family.

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- Hey.
- Probably is the guy.

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That doesn't put my mind at ease.

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Oh, my God, you're just...
You're freaking out about nothing!

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People stab each other
all the time in this city.

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I stabbed someone on
the way to work today.

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- What?
- It's not a big deal.

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There was a homeless guy on the bus,
wouldn't get off.

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I got a ballpoint pen, and I just...
right in his side.

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I got someone too.

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Applause from the people on the bus.

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I carry this around with me,
'cause I be stabbing with this.

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Exactly, we're a stab-based society.

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- Okay.
- People go around.

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- It's one guy on a rampage.
- No, you're right.

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We're all stabbing, and everything's good
'cause it was the same guy.

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Listen, you guys
I have a really fun idea, okay?

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How about you come over to my place
tonight and we have a sleepover?

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Hear me out. We can get fun food.
We can watch movies.

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We can get sleeping bags.

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Dee, what are we? Ten?
We're grown men.

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We're not gonna have a sleepover
at your house.

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Can you imagine us having
a sleepover at our age?

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- Oh, my God.
- Talk about having a sleepover.

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_

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credits

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I say we bust this bad boy out.

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Boys, boys, boys, boys.

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- No girls.
- No girls. No girls.

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Sleepover, sleepover, sleepover.

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- Sleepover, sleepover.
- That's probably enough chanting.

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That's probably enough.

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{\an8}I can't wait to get into the good stuff.

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{\an8}We're gonna do pranks.

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{\an8}We're gonna do trust falls.
We're gonna play Truth or Dare.

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{\an8}We're gonna sneak out of this place.
Maybe go on the roof and howl at the moon.

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{\an8}Oh. Howl at the moon.

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Wait, wait, what if we rearrange
the furniture into, like, a ring,

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we get into our undies
and then have a wrestling match?

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Or we could do a panty raid.
Or we could play ookie cookie.

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- What's that?
- That's when we get a plate of cookies,

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and we all jerk off on it,

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and the one who blows last
gets to eat the cookies.

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- Gets to?
- Gets to. Has to. Whatever.

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- We should be open to it. Like, I mean...
- No. No.

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You're surprised.

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I'm sorry, guys, but all of these ideas
sound kind of insane to me,

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and I really have no interest
in ingesting semen this evening,

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you know, so...

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- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah, so why don't we, uh...

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why don't we just all, you know,
watch a movie, right?

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We'll stay up a little past our bedtimes,
you know? That's pretty naughty.

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And then we can all just
head off to our own separate areas

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and get a quality night's sleep.

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Sleep? Okay, dude,
what are you talking about?

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Okay, the winners of the sleepover
are the people who stay up all night long,

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and the losers of the sleepover
are the people who fall asleep

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and wake up with dick drawings
all over their face.

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When they fall asleep,
you draw all over them.

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So, like, seeing the sunrise
is how you win.

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Well, that's all so childish.
Like, why are we...

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I think we're getting a little too old
for that stuff, you know?

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I mean, look, let's have fun.

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Yeah, sure, but, you know,
let's be reasonable.

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Why are you being such a buzzkill?

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- I'm not. I'm... I'm--
- He's afraid of sleepovers.

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- What?
- No, I'm not.

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He used to make Barbara and me
go pick him up before the thing was over.

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- We even had a code word.
- No.

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- Spaghetti.
- No, Frank, come on.

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We all knew that the "spaghetti" meant
he wanted to leave the party.

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No, Frank. No, that didn't happen.
No. [stammers] This... No.

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Guys, why would I... [scoffs] Come on.

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Why would I be afraid of doing
all this childish shit

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we're talking about?
I'm just talking about being sensible.

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You know, I'm talking about,
like, not eating semen

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and, you know, howling at moons,
you know what I mean?

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Can we just, like, have fun
and just do, like...

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just, like... [grunts] You know...

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- All right... [stammers] Let's just...
- It's okay.

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Can we just start with, like,
one fun thing to do?

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- Maybe something we can all agree on?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Maybe we prank call Dee?

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- Yeah, let's do that.
- Come on.

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- That would be fun.
- Are you cool with that?

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But won't she know it's us? I mean,
if we call her, she has caller ID--

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She's blind, remember?

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- Oh, shit. Okay.
- Blind as a bat.

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Let's call her now. Let's do it.

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There we go.

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Probably still good, right?

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}That's expired for sure. Ugh!

145
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Wow.

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Call from Dennis Reynolds.

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Go in.

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- Call from Dennis Reynolds.
- Shit. I know, you bitch! I'm coming.

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- Call from Dennis Reynolds.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, yeah. Dennis.
- Call from Dennis Reynolds.

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Dennis. Hello.

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- What?
- Is your refrigerator running?

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I mean, I don't think so.
All the milk's expired.

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Well, then you better go catch it.

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- Wait, no, that...
- Oh, wait, no, that doesn't work.

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She's gotta say that
the fridge is running.

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Ask her again
and tell her what to say.

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Huh?

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We're gonna ask you one more time,
tell you what to say.

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- Wait, are you guys all at Dennis's?
- No. Yeah--

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- How did you know?
- Because the phone told me where you are.

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- What are you guys doing?
- No, she has it on the speaker thing.

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It's on speaker. Well, we're-we're, um...

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Yeah, we're not, uh...
We're not sleeping over.

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- Oh, you assholes!
- Hey, Hang up.

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- I got an idea. I got an idea.
- Okay.

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- Frank has an idea.
- What? Goddamn it. Goddamn you.

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- Call from Frank Reynolds.
- No.

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- No, no.
- Call from Frank Reynold...

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Call Artemis.

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What happened to Alexis...

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Oh.

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And the legal system
will provide justice...

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- Aló.
- Hey, girl.

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What are you doing tonight?

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I'm watching a wonderful program entitled

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How I Evaded Rape
and Murder Unlike My Friends.

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Um, what do you say you come over tonight,
and you and I have a little sleepover?

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Damn it, Dee. There's 12 episodes
and I'm only on, like, 2.

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Yeah. Yeah, well, I tell you what,

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you'd be missing out on some
fresh cookies that I'm baking.

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- I hear you tearing open the bag, Dee.
- Okay, shit.

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Listen, listen, listen, I had LASIK,
I'm blind as a bat, and I need help, okay?

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Can you come over tonight or not?

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I don't love it, but I'll do it.

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Okay, thank God.

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Okay, I'll see you soon.

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Cell phones really make
pranking people impossible.

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Oh, yeah, dude? Yeah, you think?
'Cause check this out.

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- I just ordered Dee, like, 20 pizzas.
- Yeah, that's plenty.

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Is she gonna have to pay for 'em?

192
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Yeah. Well, no, she doesn't have to pay
for em 'cause I had to pay for them,

193
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'cause you can't buy them unless
you pay for them on the app, so...

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- Yeah.
- How is that a prank?

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You just bought her pizza.

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Yeah, I did just buy her p...

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Well, that's probably more pizza
than she can eat, so...

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Hey! More pizza than she can eat.

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- Does that work?
- Does it-- Does it work?

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It's something, but it's not great.

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- It's not great.
- Yeah. No.

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- I don't love it.
- Is there a spin on this or...

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- Yeah.
- Guys, let's forget about the pranks.

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Let's wrestle. Let's get in our undies.

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- We...
- Come on!

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- That's crazy.
- No?

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No, let's, um... Why don't... Let's throw
a movie on, you know what I mean?

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Maybe we could order
ourselves a pizza, right?

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- Okay.
- How's that funny?

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Uh, well, it's not funny.
It's just for nourishment,

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you know what I mean? Ooh.

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Let's watch Weird Science.

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- You got any scary movies?
- Yeah.

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Oh, uh...
We have The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
before bedtime?

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You guys are all gonna have nightmares.
I'm gonna be awoken by your screams.

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We're not gonna have nightmares
'cause we're not gonna sleep.

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You gotta stop with that shit, man.
This is preposterous.

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Don't do that to your body.
Not at our age. No, don't. Come on.

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We're gonna watch Weird Science,

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and then we're gonna hit the sack, okay?
Come on.

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Dennis, the VCR is broken.

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00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:08,232
- What?
- Yeah, I...

224
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:11,861
In anticipation of the fun sleepover,
I put in Faces of Death,

225
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and, you know, because it's from 1983,
it got jammed.

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You were gonna have us
watch Faces of Death?

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You could get Dee's VCR.
Let's get Dee's VCR.

228
00:09:19,368 --> 00:09:21,287
- Yeah, let's get Dee's VCR.
- Oh, wait, wait, no.

229
00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:23,664
Actually, don't do that,
because then Dee's gonna wanna come over.

230
00:09:23,747 --> 00:09:27,376
No, no, no, I'll sneak in and out
like a panty raid, except for electronics.

231
00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:30,045
- Electronics raid. Good.
- Yeah.

232
00:09:30,129 --> 00:09:31,797
Unless you want me to get her panties too.

233
00:09:31,881 --> 00:09:33,174
- No.
- Why in the hell would

234
00:09:33,257 --> 00:09:34,467
we want Dee's panties?

235
00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:36,051
I don't know.

236
00:09:36,135 --> 00:09:38,095
- I'll be back.
- All right, that's it.

237
00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:40,806
- Don't jizz on anything without me.
- Not gonna happen.

238
00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:42,308
What's with the jizzing?

239
00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:43,809
Boys, boys, boys, boys.

240
00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:45,978
- Yeah. Boys, boys, boys.
- Boys, boys, boys, boys.

241
00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:49,440
- No girls. Yeah! All right.
- That's too... That's too much chanting.

242
00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:50,524
That's too much chanting.

243
00:09:54,777 --> 00:09:57,046
Quite the day.
The woman escaped being murdered

244
00:09:57,071 --> 00:09:59,865
by humanizing herself
and talking about her dog.

245
00:09:59,949 --> 00:10:02,159
- Smart, yep.
- Of course her best friend was slaughtered

246
00:10:02,243 --> 00:10:04,161
despite also being a dog owner,

247
00:10:04,245 --> 00:10:06,539
because apparently
the murderer did not care for collies.

248
00:10:06,622 --> 00:10:08,624
- Oh, really? Huh.
- Mm-hmm.

249
00:10:10,334 --> 00:10:13,004
Suspicious man dressed
all in black seen in the area.

250
00:10:13,087 --> 00:10:14,964
- That's not good.
- PingCrime?

251
00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,508
- Yeah.
- FYI, I brought my Ouija board.

252
00:10:17,591 --> 00:10:20,302
Ouija board? Oh, um... Yeah, I don't know.

253
00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:24,181
Oh, come on, it's good, harmless fun,

254
00:10:24,265 --> 00:10:27,018
but also it's good to know what ghosts
are living in your apartment.

255
00:10:27,101 --> 00:10:28,394
- Ghosts?
- Mm-hmm.

256
00:10:28,477 --> 00:10:30,771
Ghosts, demons, spirits, phantasms.

257
00:10:30,855 --> 00:10:32,481
Trust me, you've got 'em.

258
00:10:33,274 --> 00:10:35,943
In fact, I can sense one now.

259
00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:38,946
Do you have any candles or matches?

260
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:42,116
Uh, yeah. Yeah, under the sink.

261
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:46,787
I don't see them.

262
00:10:48,513 --> 00:10:49,640
Uh, really?

263
00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:53,373
I'm pretty sure they're in the back
under the dish gloves.

264
00:10:53,627 --> 00:10:56,839
- What? On the right or on the left?
- Your right or my right?

265
00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,883
What? I'm facing the sink.

266
00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:03,888
Are you breaking the sink?
What are you doing under there?

267
00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:06,807
Okay, right or left
if I am facing the sink?

268
00:11:06,891 --> 00:11:08,392
I don't know. Stop!

269
00:11:08,476 --> 00:11:09,727
Where else could they be?

270
00:11:11,562 --> 00:11:12,605
I'm so sorry. I was wrong.

271
00:11:12,688 --> 00:11:15,483
- It's in a drawer underneath the toaster.
- Okay.

272
00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:20,071
I gotta do it.

273
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:27,578
Come on, guys,
aren't sleepovers supposed to be inside?

274
00:11:27,661 --> 00:11:28,746
- We snuck out.
- Yeah, dude.

275
00:11:28,829 --> 00:11:30,372
- It's fun.
- No, we didn't sneak out.

276
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,500
I mean, you can't sneak out
of your own apartment.

277
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:35,086
That's just called leaving, you know?
Why are we doing this?

278
00:11:35,169 --> 00:11:37,254
Well, 'cause prank calls are dead,
I guess, right?

279
00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:40,257
Ordering too many pizzas,
whatever, that's not a thing anymore,

280
00:11:40,341 --> 00:11:43,260
but egging cars, that's forever,
that's classic stuff.

281
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,054
Look, what if we hit a guy
with an egg, right,

282
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,972
and then he gets out
of his car and then chases us?

283
00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:48,724
That's the whole point.
I was doing it for the chase.

284
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,976
- That's the mischief.
- That's the mischief we're after.

285
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:53,854
Yeah, right, but what is the line
between crime and mischief? It's like...

286
00:11:53,938 --> 00:11:56,023
Okay, when you're a kid
and you moon somebody,

287
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:58,943
that's funny, you know? That's a prank.
You do it as an adult, though,

288
00:11:59,026 --> 00:12:00,611
that's indecent exposure,
you're gonna go to jail.

289
00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:02,196
I hear what you're saying, but--

290
00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:04,782
Car, car, car. Let's go. Now, now, now!

291
00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:06,075
Go, go, go.

292
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,201
Ooh.

293
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,411
Oh!

294
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:12,706
Oh, shit!

295
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:13,999
Oh, shit.

296
00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:19,588
- What the fuck?
- Oh, sh...

297
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:20,673
- Go, go!
- Let's go.

298
00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:21,757
Go, go, go, go.

299
00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:24,009
Let us begin.

300
00:12:25,136 --> 00:12:27,429
Dark spirits of the underworld...

301
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,682
- What? Why?
- ...we summon your presence.

302
00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:31,267
Why summon those? Summon the good ones.

303
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,811
Oh, come nearer to us.

304
00:12:33,894 --> 00:12:39,233
Come ever closer with whatever
messages or gifts you care to provide.

305
00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:44,822
Come, come, come, come to us!

306
00:12:44,905 --> 00:12:47,116
What? What?

307
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,617
I feel you're near.

308
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,078
Show us a sign of your presence.

309
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,790
No. What was that?

310
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,792
I believe it was your door.

311
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,044
- You should get it.
- Oh. No, you get it.

312
00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:00,963
No, you get it. I can't see anything!

313
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:03,048
- I can't see.
- It's your apartment!

314
00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:05,050
- I'll be right behind you.
- Okay, okay, okay.

315
00:13:05,134 --> 00:13:08,387
- You should get it. Just get it.
- Oh, God. Okay, we're coming!

316
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:11,307
- Okay.
- All right, yes, we are coming.

317
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,809
You-You've summoned
a very impatient ghost!

318
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,103
- Are we close?
- Yeah, we're really close.

319
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,229
- Uh-huh?
- Get it.

320
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:18,564
Hey!

321
00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:22,067
God, answer your goddamn door.
Here's your stupid pizza.

322
00:13:22,151 --> 00:13:23,485
- Wait, is that The Waitress?
- Yes.

323
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,738
- Are you--
- No, don't touch my face. Get off me.

324
00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:27,114
- Stop.
- Are you delivering pizzas now?

325
00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:29,909
- Yeah. Where do you want 'em?
- I didn't order 'em. I don't want 'em.

326
00:13:29,992 --> 00:13:32,119
Okay, I know that.
I think Charlie ordered them for you.

327
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:35,122
- That's too bad. I don't need pizza.
- Okay, well, I don't really give a shit.

328
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,291
I'm gonna put them down
on your kitchen table,

329
00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:39,543
and you can do whatever you
want with them from there.

330
00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:43,672
Oh. Damn,
you guys playing Ouija? Love that.

331
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,257
Yes, we are. You want in?

332
00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:46,842
I could go for a quick sesh.

333
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,386
- Uh. Cup of tea?
- Yes, please.

334
00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:52,139
All right, let's summon
some evil.

335
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,390
Oh, goddamn it.

336
00:13:59,146 --> 00:14:00,648
- This is so great.
- Yeah.

337
00:14:00,731 --> 00:14:03,025
How is this great, dude?
That guy's gonna kill us.

338
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,527
We can outrun him, Dennis.
We just gotta find our angles.

339
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,113
May I remind you,
you are not a young man, Mac, okay?

340
00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:10,199
You're an old man with tight hips
'cause you don't stretch.

341
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,076
I do stretch my hips.
My hips aren't tight.

342
00:14:12,159 --> 00:14:13,994
Look, if I have to wrestle him, I will.

343
00:14:14,078 --> 00:14:16,372
Oh, badass, man. That's badass!
That's the attitude!

344
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,957
That's the badass attitude I miss!

345
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,541
- I'm calling Frank.
- No, don't tattle, dude.

346
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,585
- Don't tattle on us.
- I'm not tattling.

347
00:14:21,669 --> 00:14:22,962
I'm calling him for help.

348
00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:24,296
Yo.

349
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,422
Hey, Frank. Where are you, dude?

350
00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:26,632
I'm still at Dee's.

351
00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:28,968
- How's the slumber party going?
- Not good, Frank, okay?

352
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:32,096
Spaghetti, okay? Spaghetti, Goddamn it.

353
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:33,847
I need you to get down here with your gun,

354
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:36,392
and we're a block away from Dee's house,
and I need you to do it now.

355
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,103
No can do. I just dropped an ookie cookie,

356
00:14:39,186 --> 00:14:41,480
and I gotta stick around
to see if somebody eats it.

357
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:43,732
Was it an...
No, no, no, we don't want you digesting...

358
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,734
All your energy should be here.

359
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,152
- Okay.
- Shit.

360
00:14:47,736 --> 00:14:48,904
Almost, almost.

361
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,700
No, goddamn it, Frank, stop ejaculating
on your daughter's food and get down here.

362
00:14:53,951 --> 00:14:56,328
- Oh, shit.
- He's coming. He's coming.

363
00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:57,579
- We gotta run!
- Go, go.

364
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,832
Cramp. My hips are too tight.

365
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,459
- Oh, shit.
- No.

366
00:15:02,543 --> 00:15:04,420
Don't stop. Keep going.
He's getting to wrestle.

367
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:05,587
He's getting to wrestle.

368
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,302
- Oh, my God.
- Holy shit.

369
00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:14,638
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, dude.

370
00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:17,683
That was crazy. Holy shit.

371
00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:18,976
Oh, my God.

372
00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:21,562
- That was awesome, dude.
- Whoa! That was awesome, dude.

373
00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:24,148
- See, man? You see what I'm talking about?
- Oh, shit. Yeah.

374
00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:25,607
No, I see. I see, dude.

375
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,443
- Wow.
- I hope Mac's all right.

376
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:28,610
It is getting kinda late, though,

377
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,738
- so maybe we should call it.
- All right, yeah, but... Okay.

378
00:15:30,821 --> 00:15:33,907
One quick game of Truth or Dare,
then we pop a howl at the moon,

379
00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:35,075
and then we call it, okay?

380
00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:36,994
No, I don't know, man. I...

381
00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:38,871
Come on, dude. Truth or Dare?
It'll be fun.

382
00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:41,749
- Uh, dare.
- Yeah! Dude, yes!

383
00:15:41,832 --> 00:15:45,335
Okay, um, jump off the roof
into that dumpster down there.

384
00:15:45,419 --> 00:15:46,712
- Do you see it?
- Yeah, I see it.

385
00:15:46,795 --> 00:15:48,130
Right down there.

386
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,715
- Go do it.
- No.

387
00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:52,551
- Yeah, no, jump down into the dumpster.
- Uh... No.

388
00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,511
- Do it.
- No. Move past it 'cause that is...

389
00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:55,679
- That is the dare.
- Drop it.

390
00:15:55,763 --> 00:15:57,222
- The dare is that you jump.
- I'm not doing it.

391
00:15:57,306 --> 00:15:58,390
All right, then Truth, dude.

392
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,727
- Then it's Truth.
- Okay. Yeah.

393
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:02,936
- Yeah?
- Sure. Yes, sure.

394
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,313
- You gonna tell some truth?
- Truth.

395
00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:06,148
Are you scared of sleepovers?

396
00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:10,569
- No. No.
- Are you scared of sleepovers, Dennis?

397
00:16:11,653 --> 00:16:13,113
- No.
- You have to tell the truth.

398
00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:14,198
That's the whole point of it.

399
00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:15,449
Uh.

400
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,749
- Yeah.
- Really?

401
00:16:23,832 --> 00:16:25,626
- Yes, fine.
- Why? Tell me why?

402
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:27,795
Because I don't like
doing a bunch of dumb shit, dude,

403
00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:30,297
like eating jizz cookies and wrestling
grown men in their underwear.

404
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,716
Like jumping off
of buildings into dumpsters, man.

405
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:35,552
Like, I don't wanna do those things.

406
00:16:36,303 --> 00:16:39,014
But I'm also afraid that, like,
if I don't do those things,

407
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,849
then I, you know...

408
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,187
People are gonna, like...

409
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,523
like, make fun of me.

410
00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:49,191
It's okay, dude.

411
00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:51,527
It's okay.

412
00:16:52,027 --> 00:16:53,821
Because everybody's scared of sleepovers.

413
00:16:53,904 --> 00:16:56,198
Everyone's in the same boat, man.

414
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,992
Sleepovers are about
facing your fears, right?

415
00:16:59,076 --> 00:17:01,662
You watch scary movies.
You try some scary Dares.

416
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,040
You tell some scary Truths, but...

417
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,627
you know, you're not doing it alone, dude.

418
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,255
You're together with your buds.

419
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:15,175
Sleepovers are where you learn
that when you have friends,

420
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,137
the world's a lot less scary place.

421
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,264
No, for sure, yeah.

422
00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:23,642
Yeah. Wow, man, that's, um...

423
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:30,190
God. Dude, it's so funny
'cause, like, when you're a kid,

424
00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:31,775
Dares are, like, the scariest thing,

425
00:17:31,859 --> 00:17:35,237
but when you're an adult,
the Truth is so much scarier.

426
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,072
It's, like, the scariest thing of all,
isn't it?

427
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,366
- Yeah?
- Ah. For sure, man. For sure.

428
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:45,414
And I know you're probably thinking, like,
this stuff's weird 'cause we're, like, 50.

429
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:49,001
- Yeah. [laughs] Yeah. At least we...
- You know, like...

430
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,419
No, it's... It's cool, man.

431
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,796
Like, probably should have done this,
like, 10, 20...

432
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,425
- Yeah, 20, 30 years ago or something.
- Maybe even 40. Yeah.

433
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,135
Come on, dude, bring it in, man.

434
00:17:58,218 --> 00:17:59,219
- Really?
- I'm sorry. Yeah.

435
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:02,139
I'm sorry you've, like, been so stressed
about this this whole time.

436
00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:04,349
- I appreciate it. Thank you so much.
- Yeah, yeah.

437
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:05,684
Now watch this.

438
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:08,645
Charlie, Charlie. Spaghetti. Spaghetti!

439
00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:19,156
Holy shit!

440
00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:21,533
Oh, my God.

441
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,787
- That was insane. That was insane.
- I'm sorry. That was crazy.

442
00:18:41,303 --> 00:18:43,138
- Anti-vaginal burning...
- Ugh.

443
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,806
- Chronic hemorrhoids may slow your...
- Skip it.

444
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,726
Why don't you just pay for the ad-free?
It's really not expensive.

445
00:18:47,809 --> 00:18:49,645
Oh.

446
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:50,854
- What?
- Okay.

447
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:54,024
- What?
- It went to the letters B and M.

448
00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:56,485
- Bowel movement?
- That's what my mind went to, yeah.

449
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,778
What?

450
00:18:57,861 --> 00:18:58,862
Bloody Mary!

451
00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:00,531
- Oh, no! Oh, my God.
- Yeah, he wants us to summon her.

452
00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:02,115
- Well, that's too bad.
- Oh, my God.

453
00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:04,826
- Oh! Come on, it'll be fun.
- No, it won't be fun.

454
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,495
I brought a hand mirror. Oh!

455
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,747
Actually, wait,
do I need to go back to work?

456
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,333
- Have I been here, like, hours?
- You've been here, like, 15 minutes.

457
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,502
That's the peyote messing
with your sense of time.

458
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,628
- Oh, yeah.
- What?

459
00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,255
- That will do it.
- Oh. That's what's in the tea.

460
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:17,965
- What?
- Did I not make that clear?

461
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:21,802
No! Oh, my... Oh, shit. Oh.
Oh, God. I think I'm gonna be sick.

462
00:19:21,885 --> 00:19:23,679
- Oh.
- Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.

463
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,931
She'll be fine. Let's play.

464
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:28,141
So, look into the mirror right over here.

465
00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:30,018
I can't see the mirror.
I can't see anything.

466
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,770
Nonsense! Let's begin!

467
00:19:31,853 --> 00:19:36,567
Oh, goddess demon mother,
we plan to call upon you.

468
00:19:38,986 --> 00:19:42,114
- Dark bloody demon from hell...
- Oh, God, no.

469
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:45,242
...I shall call your name three times!

470
00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:46,326
This is a giant mistake.

471
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,294
Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary.

472
00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:57,546
Bloody Mary!

473
00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:00,841
Oh, shit! What was that?

474
00:20:02,926 --> 00:20:04,553
She has arrived!

475
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,680
We welcome you, demon!

476
00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:08,202
No.

477
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,564
Oh, God. No!

478
00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:27,618
Help me!

479
00:20:40,509 --> 00:20:42,174
Dee, what are you doing?

480
00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:44,426
Panty raid. Panty raid!

481
00:20:48,096 --> 00:20:50,474
I landed right on the jizz one.

482
00:21:00,023 --> 00:21:02,359
Yo, Dennis, you awake?

483
00:21:03,318 --> 00:21:04,361
Yeah, man.

484
00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:07,990
- We're the winners of the sleepover.
- Sick.

485
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,784
Dude. Man, you did so good.
I'm really proud of you.

486
00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:12,578
Thanks, man. Yeah.

487
00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:15,289
- I had a blast. I really did.
- Yeah.

488
00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:16,874
Yeah. Yeah.

489
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:21,712
- Charlie.
- Yeah?

490
00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:23,797
You wanna draw dicks on everyone now?

491
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,425
Yes, I do.

492
00:21:31,104 --> 00:21:38,104
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