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So good to finally meet
you, Herr Heyward.

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- What do you want?
- You know what we want.

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Die Gartenzwergkoenigin.

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The Gnome Queen?

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- It's just a story.
- And what a story it is!

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A tyrannical queen who
summoned a stone army

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who wrought bloody havoc

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on men and women and
itty-bitty children.

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- What?
- Grab ze girl.

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- Up!
- No! No, no! Get off me!

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- Schnell! Schnell!
- Get off me!

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Let go!

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It's not working.

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But we followed every step.

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The solstice, the blood of a virgin.

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What a mess.

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Verdammte Schlampe!

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Slut shaming? Really?

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Look, sir. A diary.

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OK.

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What did we miss?

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Of course, her hatchet, ze
source of all her power.

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Wait! No! You don't understand!

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You'll destroy everything!

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Whatever happens, don't let go of it.

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Don't let her have it.

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Lydia, if she gets her hatchet,

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she'll return to full strength!

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Hey! Where did she go?

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Find her! Find her! Unbedingt!

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It's gone! The hatchet, it's gone!

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Don't let her escape. We need her!

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God!

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Don't shoot her!

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Shoot!

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Shoot!

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You bastard! Bastard! Schnell!

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Finish him! Freeze!

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Kurt,

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are... are you all right?

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Promise...

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Promise me she'll never
fall into the wrong hands.

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I promise, Kurt.

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She will never see the
outside world again.

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Is there a problem, Officer?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Excuse me, folks.

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I'm afraid we've got a bit of an issue.

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We have just been informed...

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that there's a new cop in town.

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- Is Alice here?
- Yes.

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On behalf of Nompton Police,
we'd like to make you

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honorary Super Constable for the day.

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Gorgeous!

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Welcome to the force, Alice.

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- Go and arrest your friends.
- Yes, sir!

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On the floor, now!

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Keep your eyes on him.
If he moves, cuff him.

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So, Arnold, anyone special in your life?

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Come on, leave the man alone, Jeanine.

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No. Stef's only in town
for a couple of days.

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It might be nice for someone
to show her around.

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And you have been single
for quite some time now.

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OK.

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I have to go. I'm...

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I have to go now. Sorry. See you soon.

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Can I go play now?

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Stay down!

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Who wants a lolly bag?

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Hello?

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This is Car One responding.

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Arnold?

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Yes, Beverly, what is it?

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Over.

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Go again.

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Arnold?

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- You have to let go of the...
- Over.

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- For God's sake, Bev.
- He can't hear me.

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Why does this thing
have so many buttons?

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You need to get it up in a big reveal.

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Mr Mayor!

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Arnie! How's it going?

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Where should I put this?

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Yeah, put it with the, whack-a-gnome.

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Hall is looking great, sir.

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Gnome-A-Palooza!

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I've really nailed this one, Arnold.
Absolutely nailed it.

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Arnold, we've got a lot
riding on this festival. OK?

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- Oh, yeah?
- Not to mention the election.

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This will bring in loads of
tourists and their money.

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Now, I'm glad you came.
I wanted to talk to you

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about our piece de resistance.

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The big garden gnome.

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This is not just a big garden gnome.

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She's the Gnome Queen,

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the oldest gnome on earth.

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I got it from some museum in Germany.

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She needs to be looked after, OK?

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She needs around-the-clock surveillance.

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I'm happy to keep an eye out.

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I appreciate that. And, Mr Henrickson

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- will take the night shift.
- Oh, hang on, stop!

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He's such a trouper.

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I've fallen!

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Arnold! There... has... been...

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a... garden... gnome... theft.

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But... don't... worry... I...
will... ask... Devon...

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- to... look... into... it.
- No, no, you don't...

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- You don't need to do that.
- Over.

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What if I press this button?

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Oi!

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- You little mother...
- Fang it!

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Guys, you gotta stop,
or I'm just gonna...

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have to keep on chasing you.

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Guys, will you please? It's a give way!

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Shit. For God's sake.

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I think we lost him.

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That was too close.

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I think I'm... I'm gonna
have a heart attack.

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- Piss off, Zayn.
- Oh, what are you gonna do,

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get your mum to cast a
little spell on me?

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- At least she has a mum.
- The fuck did you say?

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- Put that back.
- What, this?

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Sure.

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Oi!

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What do you think you're doing?

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In the car, now.

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I put my arse on the line for you lot.

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How do you think that makes me feel?

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- Like an idiot, probably.
- Hey!

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But yes.

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Are you gonna arrest us?

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Not today.

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This is your final warning. Understood?

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Understood?

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Yes, Lucky, we hear you.

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All right, go on, get out, get lost.
And leave the gnomes.

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Not you.

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We're gonna go see your dad.

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What? Why? I didn't do anything wrong.

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Destruction of property, Zayn.

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Well, you can't, cos he's sleeping.

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Arnold, is this boy under arrest?

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We're just talking, Cynthia.

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Zayn, sweetheart?

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Inside.

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Thank you, Cynthia.

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- You're not my mum.
- Say hi to your dad.

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Get started on your homework, love.
We'll talk later.

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So, what did they do?

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Nothing we wouldn't have
done at their age, Cynth.

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How are we tracking today, Bev?

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Three murders, an assault on a priest,

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and I'm pretty sure the Sarge
is addicted to amphetamines.

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- Golly. Keep me posted.
- Yes, sir.

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Yeah, Dev, just letting you
know I found Barb's gnomes.

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Gonna run them back to
her this afternoon.

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Wait. I thought they were stolen.

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- They were. I found them.
- No, Arnold, that was my case.

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- Why didn't you call me?
- Oh, mate. It's fine.

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It's all under control.

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Did you at least file any paperwork?

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We have a system, Arnold!

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Ellie.

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Hello, Arnold.

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What are you...? What
are you doing here?

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- Nice to see you, too.
- Sorry.

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I'm just, surprised. I didn't...

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Sorry.

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- How are you?
- I'm good.

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- Good. You look great.
- I'm great.

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Yeah.

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- How's the big city?
- Good. It's...

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big.

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Still everyone's favourite, I see.

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No, I wouldn't say favourite.

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Just...

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- How long are you staying?
- Not long. Just a few days.

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Oh, the Gnome Festival.

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Have you forgotten how I
feel about gnomes, Arnold?

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No. Right. Yeah.

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Well, maybe we could get a
coffee while you're here.

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Or just some food, cos we
have a restaurant now.

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- I don't think that's a good idea.
- No, it's good.

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Everyone loves it. They've
been raving about it.

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It's kind of Greek
meze fusion Italian...

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I've been meaning to call.

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Arnold. Got your lolly bag.

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Oh, by the way, this woman asked me

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to give you her number.
She was kind of weird.

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- Oh, my God!
- Hi!

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- Ellie!
- Hi, Josie, how are you?

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Good. What are you doing here?

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Are you two...?

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Are you two teaming up again?

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No, absolutely not.

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Arnold?

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Can you get everyone together in
the staffroom right away, please?

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Sorry, why are you here?

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Good afternoon, Officers.

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My name is Superintendent Harvey Poll.

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My pronouns are he/him. And
I'm afraid I have some...

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terrible, terrible news.

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Which I've asked Sergeant
McKay here to deliver.

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Take it away, Eloise.

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Well, as many of you will know,

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the state has placed a greater
emphasis on efficient policing.

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So it's been deemed unnecessary

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for towns with fewer than 4,000 citizens

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to have a designated station.

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So instead,

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these towns will have a
single caretaker officer,

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while everything else will be dealt
with by the nearest civic municipal.

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Simply put, you lot are done.

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- Sorry, what?
- What do you mean, "done"?

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Sorry, they can't do that, can they?

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I'm missing something, maybe.
We have a population of 4,287.

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And that's not even including
Mrs Rabini, who's pregnant,

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and that could be an extra one
or two people. I haven't asked.

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Well spoken, and very good with numbers.

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Not surprised.

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But two years ago, it was 4,600.

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Five years before that, nearly 5,000.

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And yet your force is
staffed at full capacity.

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I'm sorry, what if we
don't want to move?

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Don't care.

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OK, no, no. This town
needs a police presence.

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For what?

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I just mean that...

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the workload just isn't there.

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I mean, when was the last time
any of you made an arrest?

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Issued a fine?

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Is that...?

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Sorry, is that an actual question?

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Because if you let me go check,

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- I think we have done one of those.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Look, we don't let things
escalate to that point, Ellie.

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You know that.

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Let's be honest.

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This station is a joke.

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Now, Sergeant McKay - not "Ellie"
- will be evaluating you

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to see which officer will
remain here as sole caretaker.

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The rest of you will be transferred
to a suitable city branch.

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Dismissed.

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That's fine. It's fine. I'll transfer.

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I'll transfer my foot

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- to his fucking balls.
- Calm down.

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I'm calm. I'm actually...

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- You know, I'm really calm.
- OK.

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Why have you done that to
your stress ball, then?

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I only got the call last week.

260
00:15:55,294 --> 00:15:57,315
And before you ask, no,

261
00:15:57,341 --> 00:15:59,419
I don't have any say in the matter.

262
00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:03,922
Caretaker officer.

263
00:16:08,295 --> 00:16:10,498
I know I can do it. It's just...

264
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,904
I'll miss you.

265
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,841
- I'll miss everyone.
- I'm recommending Devon

266
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,029
for the role of caretaker officer.

267
00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:19,630
Wait, what?

268
00:16:19,656 --> 00:16:21,802
Wait, no, I'm the senior officer.

269
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:24,029
- Constable, sit down!
- No! No.

270
00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:26,505
- I'm everyone's favourite.
- Oh, Arnold!

271
00:16:26,531 --> 00:16:27,943
I genuinely believe your skills

272
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:29,935
could be better utilised elsewhere.

273
00:16:29,961 --> 00:16:32,196
I mean, this town, the people...

274
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:33,537
need me.

275
00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:35,857
We've been through this a million times.

276
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,791
Do you know what I miss
most about your folks?

277
00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:44,384
Our Friday nights.

278
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:49,223
Your mum'd be decorating
that hideous gnome of hers.

279
00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:50,736
Glitter everywhere.

280
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,791
Your dad'd cook. Well, he'd try.

281
00:16:55,686 --> 00:16:57,884
We'd sit there for hours

282
00:16:58,108 --> 00:17:00,877
imagining all the things you'd
do when you got older...

283
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,962
all the places you'd go.

284
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,048
I mean, things change, Sarge.

285
00:17:06,074 --> 00:17:07,783
That's right, Constable.

286
00:17:08,191 --> 00:17:10,587
They do. And they have.

287
00:17:17,527 --> 00:17:20,165
- Where are you going?
- To do my job.

288
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:22,099
Because there are some
people in this town

289
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,407
who still know exactly how
to utilise my skills.

290
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,946
Hey, Arnold.

291
00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:33,274
_

292
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,321
This way.

293
00:17:37,818 --> 00:17:39,273
Goodness me.

294
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,196
You should see the
instructions she came with.

295
00:17:42,222 --> 00:17:44,227
They go from arsehole to breakfast.

296
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,474
There's over 60 pages of them.

297
00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:50,479
- Christ, it's heavy.
- Yeah, coming through.

298
00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:13,515
Watch out!

299
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:18,422
Oh, my God! Arnold!

300
00:18:19,717 --> 00:18:21,460
You lost your hat.

301
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,613
Arnold!

302
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,226
Constable.

303
00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:35,875
The usual?

304
00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:39,203
I'm gonna have a beer
tonight, actually, Reg.

305
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,375
All right.

306
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:43,234
Cheers.

307
00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:49,474
Hey.

308
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:55,989
That was her.

309
00:18:57,431 --> 00:19:03,104
I didn't ask for this
assignment, you know.

310
00:19:03,854 --> 00:19:05,593
You're a mate and you...

311
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,745
That is a projectile.

312
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,424
Evaluating us. That's...

313
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:14,096
I'm sorry, did you...? We're mates now?

314
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,966
- Well, yeah.
- Yes...

315
00:19:15,992 --> 00:19:17,417
- No?
- No.

316
00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:18,761
We could be.

317
00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,187
If you gave me the caretaker role.

318
00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:21,409
If I...?

319
00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:26,002
That went in!

320
00:19:27,987 --> 00:19:29,698
Ellie, I'm sorry. Wait, wait.

321
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:31,252
- What?
- I...

322
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,577
It's all day.

323
00:19:37,662 --> 00:19:39,567
What? It wasn't even me.

324
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,217
- Guys!
- I'm sorry.

325
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,757
It was a good shot, though.

326
00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:51,526
One fungi and cheese.

327
00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:54,393
Rosie? I said meat lovers!

328
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,547
You're about... eight bucks short there.

329
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,555
There you go, mate.

330
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:09,594
What? No tip?

331
00:20:09,813 --> 00:20:11,250
I'll give you a tip.

332
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,378
Keep the fungi off the pizzas.

333
00:20:13,984 --> 00:20:16,813
You two gonna go to that gnome
festival on the weekend?

334
00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:18,839
- No.
- No way.

335
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,414
I mean, unless you want to go.

336
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,391
Well, I would, mate, but it's
a bit hard at the moment.

337
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,063
James is off sick,

338
00:20:26,089 --> 00:20:28,859
and the bloody boss has asked
me to pull double shifts.

339
00:20:28,885 --> 00:20:30,414
Still a total dick.

340
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,441
Did you tell him about the police?

341
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,164
All righty, I'm off.

342
00:20:35,283 --> 00:20:36,734
Don't stay up too late.

343
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,320
Call Cynth if any problems, all right?

344
00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:44,555
Bye, Dad.

345
00:20:44,736 --> 00:20:47,149
Oh! Fuck me...

346
00:21:07,572 --> 00:21:10,748
- Evening, Ossifer!
- Evening.

347
00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:14,444
Here's to us getting to know
each other... intimately.

348
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,115
Arnold, I've heard all about you.

349
00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:18,811
- Like, how?
- Bad break-up?

350
00:21:18,837 --> 00:21:20,457
What happened?

351
00:21:20,483 --> 00:21:22,577
Was it VD?

352
00:21:22,603 --> 00:21:25,304
Because that is only a
problem if you let it.

353
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:28,792
No, no! God! I... I messed up.

354
00:21:28,818 --> 00:21:32,239
Well, I don't think so, baby,
because a strong man like you

355
00:21:32,265 --> 00:21:35,553
needs a hot sex-positive woman...

356
00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:36,792
like me.

357
00:21:36,818 --> 00:21:40,217
- Wait, where are you going?
- I'm sorry. You're very...

358
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,866
- I gotta go.
- Well, if you change your mind...

359
00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:47,592
here's something we can do together...

360
00:21:48,672 --> 00:21:50,545
later.

361
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,370
Arnold.

362
00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:07,331
I konw, can I come in?

363
00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:11,372
Are you... drunk?

364
00:22:11,411 --> 00:22:13,919
A little. A little bit from column A,

365
00:22:13,945 --> 00:22:16,967
a little bit from column yes!

366
00:22:16,993 --> 00:22:20,932
Arnold, it's been a long day, OK?

367
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,154
And, I mean, don't get me
wrong, it's been really fun.

368
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,841
Yeah, everyone's just been... so nice.

369
00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,760
But, yeah, I'm gonna...

370
00:22:27,786 --> 00:22:30,409
Wait. No, Ellie. Ellie... OK, OK.

371
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:31,762
I...

372
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:34,982
I'm sorry. I'm sorry,

373
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,927
I shouldn't have let them
throw sweets at you.

374
00:22:40,037 --> 00:22:41,677
Are you kidding me?

375
00:22:41,703 --> 00:22:44,536
What? You... You wanted an apology.

376
00:22:44,707 --> 00:22:46,044
No! I don't...

377
00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:49,835
I don't want anything from you!

378
00:22:49,861 --> 00:22:51,263
Not any more.

379
00:22:51,289 --> 00:22:53,750
I just want to finish this assessment

380
00:22:53,776 --> 00:22:56,435
- and get the hell out.
- No, wait. No. No. No!

381
00:22:56,599 --> 00:22:58,060
This is important.

382
00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:05,471
Please, please make me
the caretaker officer.

383
00:23:06,015 --> 00:23:08,016
Please. Please.

384
00:23:25,381 --> 00:23:27,382
Listen, Arnold...

385
00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:30,086
Hi.

386
00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:33,429
I couldn't help but
overhear Kipps just now.

387
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,688
He's not... He's not
bothering you, is he?

388
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,930
No, no. He...

389
00:23:38,195 --> 00:23:39,899
- He had a work question.
- Work?

390
00:23:39,925 --> 00:23:41,734
- Yeah.
- Work...

391
00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:45,198
Look, I know these people
are or were your friends,

392
00:23:45,337 --> 00:23:47,358
but they're not worth losing sleep over.

393
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,935
OK? The only person you need
to impress here, Eloise,

394
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:51,521
is yourself.

395
00:23:52,538 --> 00:23:53,890
And me.

396
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:58,508
Because, you know, I'm your boss, mate.

397
00:23:58,534 --> 00:23:59,737
You get the idea.

398
00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:01,702
It's been a stressful
day for both of us.

399
00:24:01,737 --> 00:24:03,952
I've heated my room to 38 degrees.

400
00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:05,344
Grab your mat,

401
00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:07,695
let's go lay down some shavasana.

402
00:24:11,679 --> 00:24:13,145
Harvey Poll...

403
00:24:13,171 --> 00:24:16,699
Stupid Harvey Poll, with his...

404
00:24:17,968 --> 00:24:19,969
big boots.

405
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:22,658
I'm... I'm very...

406
00:24:22,684 --> 00:24:25,017
I'm an efficient police.

407
00:24:25,043 --> 00:24:26,832
We're very efficient.

408
00:24:28,396 --> 00:24:29,621
Hello?

409
00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:57,092
Gnome Festival...

410
00:24:57,118 --> 00:24:58,659
Fuckin' A.

411
00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,084
Oh, God.

412
00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:54,771
You're a bit of a disappointment.

413
00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:04,584
Rosie, I'm coming!

414
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:29,042
Arnold...

415
00:28:19,414 --> 00:28:20,889
Oh, no.

416
00:28:21,087 --> 00:28:23,592
Oh, no, no, no, no.

417
00:28:24,352 --> 00:28:25,521
Oh, no.

418
00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:27,615
Oh, no-no-no-no-no.

419
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:28,920
No.

420
00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:36,415
Oh, no.

421
00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:50,594
No, no, no...

422
00:29:39,782 --> 00:29:40,930
Boo!

423
00:30:02,786 --> 00:30:04,567
_

424
00:30:04,592 --> 00:30:12,098
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