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There are so many fun
things to do in South America,

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but it is still my favorite.

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The South America Mall

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has movie theaters and a food court,

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and that is why
it is my happy place.

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I love to be there
with my friends.

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Thank you.

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Very enthralling, Peter

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All right, Butters,
how about you go next?

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OK!

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My happy place
isn't really a place.

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It's more of a lady.

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And when I'm sad,
she makes me feel better.

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When I'm feeling angry,
she calms me down.

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Her name is Dr. Pimple Popper.

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I watch her videos on YouTube.

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They make me feel relaxed
and happy.

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I watch her pop pimples
for hours and hours

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and I become so calm.

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But last night, I wasn't able
to watch Dr. Pimple Popper

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because the electricity went out
again at our house.

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And you know why our electricity
went out?

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Because of the goddamn
billionaires

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that are building data centers
right in our backyards!

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Don't they have enough?

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They're gonna take from me too?

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All these little weenies
billionaires do

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is suck up all our resources
and leave us with nothing!

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Whoa, whoa, Butters--

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And I keep telling everyone
there's a billionaire problem,

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but nobody wants
to listen to me.

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Well, they'll listen to me now!

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Gosh dang it!

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Nobody's pissed off
except for me!

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I need some nice, relaxing
YouTube videos

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to calm me down.

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Well, Butters, how are you
liking the new living room?

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Pretty nice, huh?

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I thought the old living room
was just fine.

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Well, yeah, it was fine,
but I think the AI redesign

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made it a lot better.

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We just used AI to help us
remodel the kitchen, too,

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Butters.
You wanna come see?

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You guys don't care that
all these dumb billionaires

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are building data centers
in our backyards?

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Oh, Butters, not again.

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Progress is a good thing, OK?

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AI is a useful tool for everyone
here in South America.

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Useful for the weenie
billionaires, maybe.

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That's enough of that talk,
Butters.

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The Stotches are not communists.

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Don't make us ground you for
being a libtard.

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Well, but you already did
ground me for being a libtard,

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Dad, last night.

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Oh, yeah.
Come on, honey,

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let's use AI
to remodel our bedroom.

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Oh, yes!

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Hey, guys, looks like
we got a good one today.

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Look at this blackhead,

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it's coming out
of the forehead pimple.

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Eh.

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Oh, yeah, there it is.
There it goes.

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There's some pus.

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That's better.

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We're just gonna excrete that

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right out--there we go--
- That was a good one.

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What the--

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Oh, no! Not again!

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No!

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Well, that does it!

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Goddamn billionaire weenies!

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Why don't you go build
your data center

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in someone else's backyard?

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Ya bunch of AI-lovin' weenies!

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_

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You think you can just
do whatever you want?

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? We're in the money ?

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? We're in the money ?

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? We've got a lot of what it
takes to get along ?

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? We're in the money ?

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? The sky is sunny ?

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? Old man depression, you are
through, you've done us wrong ?

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Now arriving at Weenietown!

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New billionaires,

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disembark here.

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Move on in now, we have another
train full coming.

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? We're in the money,
come on, my honey ?

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Hey, you're making our power
go out!

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Why don't you build
your data centers

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in someone else's backyard?

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Butters!

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Butters, what the hell are you
doing in those bushes?

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It's the weenie billionaires,
Dad!

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There's even more of them now!

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Ah, damn it.
Stop going off on tangents

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about billionaires!

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It's not a tangent!

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They're right here
in our damn yard!

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Come and look!
- You get inside, mister!

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I told you, you are grounded!

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Dang it!

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Jesus,
that kid won't stop saying

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we have a billionaire problem.

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I think maybe we do have
an issue, Linda.

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What do you mean?

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Do you remember when Butters
was younger,

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we let him get vaccinated
for measles?

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Yeah, so?

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We let him get vaccinated,
Linda.

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And now...

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Our son may actually be
libtarded.

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Oh, no!
No!

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My fellow billionaires!

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Our numbers continue to grow,

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and now, as mayor of Weenietown,

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I'm happy to announce
the opening

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of our new data center
in this backyard.

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But now that we are growing
so rapidly,

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we must be careful.

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There are so many of us
billionaires now,

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we might be starting
to annoy people.

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That's why I talked before
about the importance

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of not drawing attention
to ourselves.

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OK? So...

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who went on the Joe Rogan
podcast last night?

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That was me!

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OK, see, we can't do that.

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Well, which podcast
should we go on?

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No, no, you don't go on
any podcast.

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You see, that's what I'm saying.

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You're billionaires now--

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us billionaires stay
behind the scenes.

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But if we don't go on
podcasts,

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how do we boost our Instagram?

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No, no, no, you don't have
an Instagram, OK?

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Then how do people hear
our opinions?

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Nobody wants to hear
a billionaire's opinion.

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Guys, guys, guys, that's the
point I'm trying to make.

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We gotta lay low.

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If people start getting annoyed
with us billionaires,

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it could be really bad
for Weenietown.

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Yes?

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Exterminator.

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I understand you've got some...

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billionaires in your backyard?

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Yeah!
I swear, there's more of these

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stupid billionaires every day.

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Yeah, well, that's the country
we're living in now, I'm afraid.

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But hopefully everything's gonna
change in November.

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That's when "Grand Theft Auto"--

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"Grand Theft Auto VI"
comes out, I know!

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Could you come help me, please?

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Yeah, let's take a look
at the little buggers.

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There. Right there.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, those are
definitely billionaires.

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Looks like they got a little
data center going right there.

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Pretty big one, too.

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Well, yeah, it's taking all
the power from our house,

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and I can't watch
my YouTube videos!

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Yeah, well, it's probably best
you just move.

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Move?
I'm not gonna move!

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I was here before they were!

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Well, actually, billionaires
have always been around,

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people just didn't pay attention
to them as much.

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This is some new strain
of billionaire.

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They like to go on podcasts
and get into public arguments

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with Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh, jeez!

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Yeah, well, I sprayed them.

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That'll shut them up
for a little bit.

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But once they take root like
this, it's pretty much it

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for the town.

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"It for the town"?

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Yeah, this is a really
aggressive nonnative species.

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Really messes
with the whole ecosystem.

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The whole town's in danger,

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and you ain't doing nothing?

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Yeah, well,
it's South America, kid.

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Nobody really gives a shit.

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Well, then, we'll make them
give a poop.

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Come on!

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Gentlemen,
thank you all for coming.

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Many of you here
are new to Weenietown,

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having just recently
become billionaires.

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And it has come to our attention
that nobody has yet taught you

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proper billionaire etiquette.

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So we're going to play the
should and shouldn't game.

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Let's start with this.

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Should a good billionaire

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fly in private jets
all over the world?

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No?

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Wrong!

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Flying in jets
all over the world

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is something billionaires
should do!

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Perfectly fine.

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Billionaires have been doing it
for decades.

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Should a good billionaire
buy a huge yacht

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on which to do drugs?

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They should not.

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No, no, they should!

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Get your yacht.
Do a bunch of drugs.

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Nobody cares.

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Now, should a good billionaire
go on Joe Rogan

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and talk about peptides?

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Yes!

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No!

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No, a billionaire weenie
should not go on any podcast

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and talk about peptides.

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Here's another example.

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Should a good billionaire

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spend all the money they made
on prostitutes?

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Yes, yes, of course,
they can spend all their money

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on prostitutes.

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That's completely normal.

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But should we go on social media

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and feed COVID
conspiracy theories

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by discussing our wife's
six miscarriages?

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No! Damn it, no.

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What, we're not allowed
to have our own opinions?

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Yeah, billionaires get to have
opinions too!

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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah!

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No, no, you actually can't!

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That's the point!

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Remember back to when
you were all young.

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You were socially awkward
little penises

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that nobody liked.

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Well, now that you're
billionaires,

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you're still socially awkward
little penises

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that nobody likes.

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Let's put it another way.

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Show of hands--

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who in this room was a really
popular cool kid in school?

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Right, none of you.

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And just because you got rich,

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that doesn't mean
you suddenly got cool too.

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Everyone thinks I'm cool.

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No. Nobody thinks you're cool.

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All you have to learn to do
is shut up, OK?

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Because if you don't,

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then Billionaire Weenietown
is done for!

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These weenie billionaires

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built a data center
in my backyard.

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And if we don't do something,
it could harm our whole town.

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Tell him!
- Yeah, it's true.

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This is
a highly aggressive species,

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and they're multiplying fast.

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So we thought
we'd better get the word out.

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Uh-huh.

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Look, kid, things are bad
everywhere, OK?

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The best we can hope for
is that when November comes,

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we can all get
"Grand Theft Auto VI"

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and not care about anything.

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Amen to that.

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No, no, come on!

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You really want our whole town
to get overrun

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with little weenies doing
whatever they want?

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I'm just heavily invested
in what happens in November.

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I invested
in the ultimate edition.

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Look, mister, I know

261
00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:39,284
what your mom might've used
to tell you.

262
00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:42,113
She probably told you
to never pop your pimples.

263
00:10:42,356 --> 00:10:43,792
That it could make it worse.

264
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,647
But you gotta get in there.

265
00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:48,691
You gotta get in there and
squeeze that son of a bitch!

266
00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:50,711
Uh-huh.
Sound like you should

267
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,477
just go back and enjoy
your little shows on TV.

268
00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:55,144
How am I supposed to enjoy
my show

269
00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:56,119
when every five minutes,

270
00:10:56,143 --> 00:10:58,450
the billionaires make
the power go out?

271
00:10:59,023 --> 00:11:00,851
Wait a minute.
What did you say?

272
00:11:00,938 --> 00:11:02,026
That's what they do.

273
00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:04,462
Their little data centers
suck up all the power!

274
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:07,930
But in "Grand Theft Auto,"
there's save points.

275
00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:10,495
If the power keeps going out,
you lose all your progress.

276
00:11:10,706 --> 00:11:12,795
Oh, Jesus,
I didn't even think of that.

277
00:11:12,819 --> 00:11:15,649
These billionaires could
totally screw up November!

278
00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:18,598
Pull the 5:00!
We're doing a different story!

279
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,556
My goodness.
It's getting late.

280
00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:29,808
Butters hasn't come home
for supper.

281
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,065
Face it, Linda.
Our son is gone.

282
00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:36,384
Lost to the libtards.

283
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,647
No!

284
00:11:37,671 --> 00:11:39,511
He could just be
at a friend's house.

285
00:11:39,535 --> 00:11:40,692
Maybe I should call
the Marshes and see--

286
00:11:40,717 --> 00:11:42,154
He's gone, Linda!

287
00:11:42,371 --> 00:11:45,260
We finally have to pay
for what you've done.

288
00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:47,637
Don't say that, Stephen.

289
00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:49,354
I told you I was cornered. I--

290
00:11:49,378 --> 00:11:51,239
I've kept quiet long enough!

291
00:11:51,263 --> 00:11:53,919
Our little boy is out there
probably dead

292
00:11:54,231 --> 00:11:56,885
because all those months ago,
you, Linda,

293
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,102
you got him vaccinated.

294
00:12:00,112 --> 00:12:01,897
And I told you
this would happen.

295
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,429
But you went behind my back

296
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,195
and you took him to the doctor
anyway!

297
00:12:05,219 --> 00:12:06,917
The school kept
sending emails.

298
00:12:07,178 --> 00:12:09,006
They said that Butters had
to have his shots up to date

299
00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,940
or he wouldn't be able
to attend school.

300
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,956
And so you just faked
my signature

301
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,406
on the school forms.

302
00:12:14,446 --> 00:12:15,796
Faked it because I knew

303
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,865
what that vaccination would do
to him!

304
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,297
Because I listen to podcasts!

305
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,758
Oh, God!

306
00:12:21,889 --> 00:12:24,152
But you couldn't take time
out of your precious day

307
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,964
to listen to podcasts,
could you?

308
00:12:25,989 --> 00:12:27,770
And now your son is a libtard.

309
00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:29,695
Vaccinated
and turned transsexual

310
00:12:29,719 --> 00:12:31,743
and fucked to death in
the streets of South America!

311
00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:33,944
No! No, Butters!

312
00:12:33,968 --> 00:12:35,317
You couldn't imagine your son

313
00:12:35,341 --> 00:12:37,038
not being able
to attend school,

314
00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:38,194
but you can imagine

315
00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:41,042
his dead transsexual body now,
can't you, Linda?

316
00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:42,482
You fucking bitch!

317
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,975
Please! Please forgive me!

318
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,784
Hold on a second.
That's Butters.

319
00:12:47,915 --> 00:12:49,307
Butters, where are you?

320
00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:50,811
Sorry, Dad.
I'll be right home.

321
00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:53,577
I'm just--I'm finishing up
some homework at Kyle's house.

322
00:12:53,921 --> 00:12:55,357
All right,
well, get home soon.

323
00:12:55,381 --> 00:12:56,742
Your mom made tortellini soup.

324
00:12:58,229 --> 00:13:00,797
Behind my back, Linda!
- No!

325
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,127
Our libtarded son is dead
and transsexual

326
00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:05,484
because of your
measles vaccine!

327
00:13:08,605 --> 00:13:11,521
This is
"South America Local News."

328
00:13:11,976 --> 00:13:14,413
A change to the town name,
a band on e-bikes,

329
00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:17,010
and now,
South America is dealing

330
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:20,896
with a highly invasive species
threatening its ecosystem.

331
00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:22,969
Tom,
local scientists are saying

332
00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:25,039
that this new highly aggressive

333
00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:27,067
and non-native form
of billionaire

334
00:13:27,091 --> 00:13:29,615
is quickly growing
here in South America.

335
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:32,307
And as the swarm continues
to spread,

336
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,439
we are starting to see
the effects

337
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,117
on the ecosystem here.

338
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,748
You can see behind me,
Stark's Pond has become

339
00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:41,601
infested with little tiny
private jets

340
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:42,986
that the billionaires are using

341
00:13:43,057 --> 00:13:45,625
to get from backyard
to another--ope!

342
00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:48,889
Oh, they really are
everywhere, Tom.

343
00:13:48,988 --> 00:13:51,207
Billionaires flying
in my face now.

344
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,390
Billionaires are here
in South America.

345
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,677
It fucking sucks!

346
00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:55,723
Hold on.

347
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,349
We have breaking news.
Breaking news now.

348
00:13:58,373 --> 00:14:00,397
It appears that the invasive
billionaire problem

349
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,549
is completely under control.

350
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:04,286
Scientists now say

351
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,530
that there is nothing
to worry about.

352
00:14:06,729 --> 00:14:09,681
The, uh--the species
is not invasive.

353
00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:12,562
It is actually good
for our lakes and wildlife,

354
00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:15,072
and there is
absolutely no problem.

355
00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:17,937
We're lucky the billionaires
chose our town,

356
00:14:17,961 --> 00:14:20,220
and for certain,
their little data centers

357
00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:22,071
will make us all thrive.

358
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:24,520
Fellow billionaires,

359
00:14:24,544 --> 00:14:26,851
I have tried to stabilize
our public image!

360
00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,624
Things were looking grim,

361
00:14:28,648 --> 00:14:30,688
so I went out and bought
the local news media,

362
00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,715
as any good billionaire should.

363
00:14:32,846 --> 00:14:34,674
And that should have fixed
our problem,

364
00:14:34,804 --> 00:14:37,894
but now, can someone tell me
who went out

365
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,335
and got in a public argument
with Macklemore?

366
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,291
God damn it,
we had it figured out!

367
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,336
I bought the news so we could
make us seem nicer,

368
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,448
and then some little penis

369
00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:48,097
decided Macklemore needed
a good talking to!

370
00:14:48,122 --> 00:14:49,558
Who was it?

371
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,943
He did! He did!

372
00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:54,386
I just thought Macklemore
needed to hear my opinions.

373
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:57,198
No, God damn it, nobody needs
to hear your fucking opinions!

374
00:14:57,392 --> 00:14:59,437
Nobody cares what you think
about fucking Macklemore!

375
00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:00,505
What the fuck are you doing?

376
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,221
Will you all
just shut the fuck up?

377
00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:05,826
I don't know what to do,
old cap.

378
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,291
It seems these new billionaires
just don't want to listen

379
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:09,640
to us old weenies anymore.

380
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:12,107
Such is the folly of life.

381
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,452
What are we going to do?

382
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,193
This will be the end of us all.

383
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:20,643
Well, desperate times call
for desperate measures, Mayor.

384
00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:23,744
You're right.
Where is Miss Ladypenis?

385
00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:26,000
Out driving as always,
I assume.

386
00:15:26,024 --> 00:15:27,678
I'd better get her
on the phone.

387
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,468
Miss Ladypenis?

388
00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:32,179
Come in, Miss Ladypenis.

389
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,474
Miss Ladypenis, do you read?

390
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,753
This is Ladypenis.
Go ahead, Mayor.

391
00:15:36,885 --> 00:15:38,669
We need your help,
Ladypenis.

392
00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:39,757
The new billionaires
won't listen,

393
00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:41,044
and they have to be relocated.

394
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:43,810
I'll be right in.
Ladypenis out.

395
00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:55,320
Oh, Butters.

396
00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,023
Oh, my precious little man.

397
00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:01,185
Stephen?

398
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,308
Can I get you
something to drink?

399
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,864
Can you get me
something to drink?

400
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,292
Our little boy's libtarded body
is out there,

401
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:12,703
fill with a vaccine,

402
00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:14,900
turned gay and dead,

403
00:16:14,924 --> 00:16:17,579
but you want to know
if I want a drink?

404
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,822
Stephen, if I had known
that the measles booster

405
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,842
would have caused all this,
I would've--

406
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,054
You did know!

407
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:24,907
I told you a measle booster
would kill our son,

408
00:16:25,175 --> 00:16:27,177
and then turn him
libtarded and gay!

409
00:16:27,308 --> 00:16:29,160
But you didn't listen!
- Oh, God!

410
00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:31,896
Our son is dead
because you never listen

411
00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:33,942
to a single podcast I say!

412
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,534
And now you know
just how wrong you were!

413
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,101
Mom, Dad, can I talk to you?

414
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:39,233
Not now, Butters.

415
00:16:39,257 --> 00:16:41,955
You got led
like a blind sheep, Linda!

416
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:44,433
Followed what the school said
about the vaccinations!

417
00:16:44,457 --> 00:16:47,547
I just want to say, I'm sorry
I've been so ornery lately.

418
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,871
You know, I shouldn't be
yelling and screaming at you

419
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:50,959
'cause billionaires
are building

420
00:16:50,984 --> 00:16:52,264
data centers in our backyards.

421
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:54,248
Oh, God!

422
00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:56,121
I gotta learn
to control my emotions

423
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,009
and not let it get to me
that the little weenies control

424
00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,358
the news outlets now too.

425
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:02,520
Oh, billionaires control
the news now too!

426
00:17:02,683 --> 00:17:06,208
Do you understand now that
your vaccine killed our son?

427
00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:09,281
Well--well, Stephen,
he is right there.

428
00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:13,086
My God, Linda, that's it!
I'm calling the FBI!

429
00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,201
You guys are using AI
to redesign the house,

430
00:17:15,225 --> 00:17:17,445
and I need to be OK with that.

431
00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:18,818
Hello, FBI?

432
00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:21,119
I need to report a case
of bestiality.

433
00:17:21,144 --> 00:17:23,034
I've been having sex
with a blind sheep.

434
00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:24,874
That's right, she's a sheep.

435
00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:27,560
She got our son vaccinated,
and now he's dead and trans.

436
00:17:27,585 --> 00:17:28,891
That's right.

437
00:17:29,022 --> 00:17:31,198
I think the new living room
looks real nice, guys,

438
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:32,634
and the new kitchen too.

439
00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:34,089
Go to your room, Butters.
You're grounded.

440
00:17:34,114 --> 00:17:36,203
Yeah! Yeah, that's right.
- Ah, dang it.

441
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,769
Yeah, no,
I've been having sex with it

442
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,141
for years.
Come and get me.

443
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:41,121
OK, hang on.

444
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:43,128
The head of the FBI wants
to talk to you.

445
00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:44,767
Hello?

446
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,365
Yes.
Yes, no, I--

447
00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:50,863
I just really wanted him
to be able to go to school.

448
00:17:53,057 --> 00:17:54,632
Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

449
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,607
Just come and arrest me!

450
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,327
I've been having sex
with this thing!

451
00:18:09,431 --> 00:18:11,431
_

452
00:18:16,939 --> 00:18:18,071
Hello, young man.

453
00:18:18,094 --> 00:18:19,683
It's me, Miss Ladypenis,

454
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,358
on a prerecorded message.

455
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:22,561
Miss Ladypenis?

456
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:24,269
We wish to offer you a deal.

457
00:18:24,294 --> 00:18:25,974
If you help us
with our problem,

458
00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,825
we will leave your backyard
for good.

459
00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:29,517
Inside this basket,
you will find

460
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,747
all the items you need
to accomplish your mission.

461
00:18:31,954 --> 00:18:33,782
If you agree,
go to your backyard

462
00:18:33,805 --> 00:18:36,109
and follow these instructions
explicitly.

463
00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:10,297
Boy, I sure would like
to hear

464
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,757
some billionaires' opinions
right now!

465
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,236
Nothing better than hearing

466
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,697
what billionaires have to say
about stuff!

467
00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:26,661
- Ah!
- Oh!

468
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,923
- Ah!
- Ah!

469
00:19:28,054 --> 00:19:29,142
Oh!

470
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,335
Come on. Let me hear it.

471
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,436
You're all so interesting!

472
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,223
Look! Our plan is working!

473
00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:38,020
They're drawn like moths
to a flame!

474
00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:45,216
Now, boy, now!

475
00:19:56,719 --> 00:19:58,286
That's it! He's got 'em!

476
00:19:58,384 --> 00:19:59,731
Great job, Ladypenis!

477
00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:11,407
Oh, yes.

478
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,360
There's a good one.

479
00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:15,276
Let's gush this one out there.

480
00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:17,754
Oh, nice one. Yeah.

481
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,225
? Loo, loo, loo,
I've got some billionaires ?

482
00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:23,388
? Loo, loo, loo,
now you've got some too ?

483
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:25,415
? Loo, loo, loo,
they were in my backyard ?

484
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:27,701
? Now they're in yours
too, too, too ?

485
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,964
Fellow billionaires,
we have averted a crisis.

486
00:20:34,256 --> 00:20:35,793
The little boy has helped us

487
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,684
relocate
the problem billionaires,

488
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,665
and now, as per our agreement,

489
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:40,996
we will soon be
moving Weenietown

490
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,804
to the next backyard over.

491
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:45,803
But as we move, let us remember

492
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,134
to not draw attention
to ourselves,

493
00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:50,507
for the outside world
can be fickle,

494
00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:54,530
and there is a new billionaire
in Weenietown every day.

495
00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:58,622
This is the final battle.

496
00:20:58,705 --> 00:21:00,098
With you at my side,

497
00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:01,849
we will demolish
the deep state.

498
00:21:01,873 --> 00:21:04,719
We will expel the warmongers
from our government.

499
00:21:04,743 --> 00:21:06,688
We will drive out
the globalists.

500
00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:08,716
We will cast out
the communists,

501
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,264
Marxists, and fascists.

502
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:12,961
We will threw off
the sick political class

503
00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:14,439
that hates our country.

504
00:21:14,464 --> 00:21:17,214
We will rout
the fake news media,

505
00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:20,031
and we will liberate America
from these villains

506
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:22,693
once and for all.

507
00:21:25,293 --> 00:21:26,860
? We're in the money ?

508
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:28,827
? We're in the money ?

509
00:21:28,851 --> 00:21:32,376
? We've got a lot of what
it takes to get along ?

510
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:46,950
credits