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Well, of course he can get
in and out of bed on his own.

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I mean, he's got two feet, doesn't he?

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Look, when you first showed up here,

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did I ever use the word vegetable, huh?

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The word moribund?
Come on.

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No. Did I call him a cripple?

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No, no, no.

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- He has Lewy body dementia. That is it.
- I understand. Yes.

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I mean, granted, he jerks around

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like some goddamn inflatable
in front of a gas station,

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but our job is
to make an 87-year-old man comfortable,

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and that is it.

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Oh, Christ.

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Hey, wait a minute. Wait. Hey.

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Oh, you didn't scream
and shout at him, did you?

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He responds to kindness and charm.

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Come on,
I've got five minutes left on my shift,

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and I've gotta check on
that dreary old phlebotomist.

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Although, he does have
a twinkle in his eye today.

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A real sparkle.

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Here, come on, take one.

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- Oh, I...
- They're for you. Lebkuchen.

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I made them from scratch,
old family recipe.

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Go on, sit down, have a bite.

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You know, the secret is in the molasses.

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The darker, the better.

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It's tree sap.

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Go on, eat it.

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Eat it. You're skinny
for an "Eye-talian."

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Wait, so you're telling me

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that the biomarkers have moved him
from 87 years old to 89?

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Blood work confirmed it.
I couldn't believe it myself.

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Oh, that is just fantastic.

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Tonight,
I'm gonna light a candle he gets to 90.

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Oh, praise be, praise be.

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Water on top of your head, here.

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Okay.

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One, two, three.

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Okay, I think that's enough.
That's good. We got it.

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All right, I'm gonna
get you up now, okay?

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I'm gonna do your back.

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I got you here.

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Good, you're gonna use your arms.

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On the count of three. One, two, three.

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I've got you.

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I'm sorry. Did I scare you?

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I'm sorry. I think I scared you.

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We're done. We're good.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna lower you back.

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Here we go.

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Very good.

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I got you.

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I'll be right back, okay?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Clowns are making a comeback.

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Why?

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Because the world needs us.

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The world needs to laugh at itself.

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We make that happen.

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Sure, we've gotten a bad rap lately.

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That John Wayne Gacy took
a wrong turn or two,

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and the Hollywood
horror honchos have pounced,

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but those clown exploiters know nothing.

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Nothing of the jester's craft,

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the ancient art of it.

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And if we screw the lids
back on the grease paint

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and walk away,

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something essential dies with us

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that cannot be replaced.

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Love it.

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That...

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is why clown school is essential.

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The joy is in the tradition.

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In the learning.

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We don't tolerate latecomers here.

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Class starts at 10:00 p.m. sharp.

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No exceptions.

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Flowers. Cute, but no.

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Sign-up for the next workshop is
posted outside.

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All right, Bozo,

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if this is one of your
tricks, it's not very funny.

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Clowns aren't fucking funny!

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Mr. Nas?

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Mr. Nas.

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Can I...

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Can I get you back to...

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That delicious aroma.

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I know I'm not supposed
to like it. It's instant.

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But, ooh! I love it.

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Here, can I make you a cup?
It'll just take an instant.

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Oh, no. No, thank you.
I'm gonna head home. Go right to bed.

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Oh, no, but it's Sanka.

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Come on.

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"Start your day off right."

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Constance.

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I know I've said this before,
but last night...

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The liquid, it-it was...

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it was black and it was viscous.

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Well, he upchucked, right?

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Right. I mean...

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It's just his tummy.

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Look, when you've had
the kind of career that Mr. Nas has had,

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I mean, the daily stresses
just come with the territory.

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That bleeding ulcer
never completely healed,

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so there's always a little dried blood
in the stomach lining, and...

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No, Constance,
I have treated ulcers before.

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This was different.

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It was darker.

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Well, how dark?

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Like crude oil.

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Oh, come on, Benny,
don't be so dramatic.

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Take your Sanka.

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Come sit down. Here.

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Tell me all your worries du jour.

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Assieds-toi. Dites-moi.

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You know, Benny,

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I have to say,

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you have told me your whole life story.

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Given the calamitous headlines
and all,

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but why is it you have
never asked me about mine?

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I mean, aren't you at all curious

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how I got started
in the hospice care business?

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Well, I'll tell you.

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You see...

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it was after my husband cheated on me
with our maid.

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My children were already
well out of Huggies by then,

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so I said to myself, "Constance,

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don't mire in the mud like a pig.

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Get out there and give back."

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Come on, drink your Sanka, honey.

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It's like a digestif.

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Anyhow, straight
to Bel Reve Memorial I went.

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I started as a candy striper,

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and you know, it turns out,

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I was pretty good
at handing out candy canes.

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Almost as good as
inserting thermometers,

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but, well, another story.

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The doctors that I worked under...

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well, they saw what you saw
last night, but all the time.

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Stressed-out bankers and lawyers

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coming in and coughing up
their stomach contents.

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Coffee grounds, they called it.

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Well, of course,
we had Mr. Nas on antacids, right?

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Oh, man, but after a while,

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we had to take him off that Prilosec.

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I mean, just to clear the air,
if you know what I mean.

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So gassy, so gassy.

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And I detest foul odors,
you know, like rotten eggs.

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Right, right.

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Almost sulfurous.

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So, anyhow,

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we got him off all of that, and...

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up came the results.

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And I do apologize,
I should have warned you ahead of time,

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but I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

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I'll give him a Pepto

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tonight before your shift starts.

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And what about the things on his head?

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Well, he's old, for Christ's sakes.

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00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:25,431
You know that goddamn
prehistoric skull is always shifting.

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They're moving and protruding

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like good old San Andreas.

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"To live...

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is to suffer."

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Buddha said that.

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Well...

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Yeah, the... the truth
of the matter is...

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back then, I had a motive.

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I wanted to learn

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care and medical instruction

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for one reason only.

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My children.

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I was what they called
"emotionally absent."

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Yeah.

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And I thought that...

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if I could...

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take care of them,

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help them...

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save them...

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that that would be my penance.

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Yeah, but...

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a mother can only do so much.

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00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:05,138
I'm very sorry.

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00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,622
I had thought
that you said your children were...

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That they were thriving.

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00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,111
Look.

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00:21:23,837 --> 00:21:25,853
You finished your Sanka.

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00:21:26,414 --> 00:21:27,908
Good boy.

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00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:36,068
Well, you get some rest.

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00:21:40,169 --> 00:21:42,060
What happened to the maid?

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00:21:42,944 --> 00:21:45,810
- I beg your pardon?
- The maid.

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00:21:46,284 --> 00:21:48,685
The one who had
an affair with your husband.

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00:21:49,245 --> 00:21:52,145
Well, let's just say...

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a bullet straight through her eye socket

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finally made her see
the error of her ways.

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00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:02,426
All right, you take care, honey.

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00:22:17,721 --> 00:22:22,046
It's just that this latest client has...

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un-unusual aspects.

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00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:25,822
Mr. Nas?

208
00:22:26,272 --> 00:22:30,010
I see. Okay. What seems
out of the ordinary?

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00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:33,619
Maybe you heard
some things from my predecessor.

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You know, I think
maybe that's the solution.

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00:22:37,674 --> 00:22:39,343
I-I should just spare you the details

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00:22:39,377 --> 00:22:43,619
and-and-and talk
to somebody who knows Mr. Nas.

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00:22:43,777 --> 00:22:45,619
Yeah. I can look that up.

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00:22:46,897 --> 00:22:48,106
Wait.

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00:22:49,263 --> 00:22:51,838
Oh, okay. That was her.

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00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:54,931
- Right.
- Don't need to meet her in person.

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00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,205
Well...

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00:22:57,587 --> 00:23:00,174
Well, you can't, Benjamin.

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00:23:00,939 --> 00:23:03,841
You can't because our colleague,
Rosalyn Myers,

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who worked for Mr. Nas before you...

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00:23:07,462 --> 00:23:09,046
Because...

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Miss Myers took her own life.

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_

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00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:45,106
? Happy birthday to me ?

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00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,419
? Happy birthday to you! ?
- ? My girlfriend has

226
00:23:47,445 --> 00:23:49,905
? Spaghetti on her face ?

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00:23:49,983 --> 00:23:53,070
- Is it that bad, babe?
- No, no, it's not that bad. Wait.

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Happy birthday.

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00:24:21,954 --> 00:24:25,104
We had the attack
beginning at 10:13 p.m.

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00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,690
when the killer intruded
on rehearsal space

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with a set of tricks that turned deadly.

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00:24:29,971 --> 00:24:32,643
And rest assured, this clown assailant

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will not find
a hiding place in the City of Angels.

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The classmates, the families,

239
00:24:38,056 --> 00:24:39,502
and the SoCal community

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00:24:39,528 --> 00:24:43,157
will not soon forget
these 13 dedicated performers

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00:24:43,183 --> 00:24:44,916
who tragically lost their lives today.

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00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,813
There are online rumors
about the 13 victims

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matching the number
on a tarot card left at the scene.

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00:24:49,386 --> 00:24:51,306
Any significance in that number?

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00:24:54,232 --> 00:24:57,282
Nothing further at this time.
Thank you all for com...

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00:25:01,693 --> 00:25:03,407
Come here, my dear.

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00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:07,078
Come here.

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00:25:07,732 --> 00:25:10,095
Come see the night sky,

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my little sugar plum.

250
00:25:12,308 --> 00:25:13,829
What a big moon, Mama.

251
00:25:13,855 --> 00:25:17,017
Is that where I was
all this time, all these years?

252
00:25:17,912 --> 00:25:19,204
No.

253
00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:23,360
No, Adelaide, you didn't go to the moon.

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00:25:23,386 --> 00:25:25,805
You went much further,

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00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:29,962
for time is the longest distance
between two places,

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00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,712
to paraphrase Mr. Williams.

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00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:34,423
That's Tennessee to those in the know.

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00:25:35,807 --> 00:25:39,078
But I just want you
to know that while you were away,

259
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,298
I was always with you, mein liebling.

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00:25:45,539 --> 00:25:46,975
And what a gift

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00:25:47,173 --> 00:25:51,252
to have you back in this mortal coil.

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00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,764
Oh, it's good to be back, isn't it, huh?

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Good to be back.

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00:26:00,073 --> 00:26:01,703
And who knew

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a little dirt nap

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would be so beneficial
to a young girl's complexion.

267
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Here, have a cookie.

268
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,041
One for sorrow, two for mirth,

269
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three for a wedding,
and four for a birth.

270
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And then comes in a pretty girl.

271
00:26:26,843 --> 00:26:32,186
You know, Addy,
of all the children under my care,

272
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you were always the most
aware of something.

273
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My sensitive girl.

274
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:42,381
That moon is so big and powerful.

275
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I can feel it pulling me up.

276
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- Yes, up, up towards a new day.
- Yep.

277
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I've always hated Christmas.

278
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All that forced merriment.
And peace on earth?

279
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Bah, humbug!

280
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War on Christmas.

281
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This shithole of a planet
will never know peace

282
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until there is some ultimate order.

283
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:10,874
But it's on the horizon. I can feel it.

284
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:14,717
And so can that wolf moon up there.

285
00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:20,460
And isn't this holiday
we're celebrating tonight,

286
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13 days
after the birthday of that Christ child,

287
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so much better than Christmas, huh?

288
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That's for you.

289
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,253
- What's good, my guy?
- Hey.

290
00:27:36,876 --> 00:27:39,143
- That's it?
- Yeah.

291
00:27:41,104 --> 00:27:43,035
Hey, Kit Kat.

292
00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:45,722
Yo, Anwar.

293
00:27:46,362 --> 00:27:48,566
Oh. Oh, yeah. Lucky man.

294
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,770
God, maybe my life could change.

295
00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:52,081
Yeah, it might.

296
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,298
If I win, where are you sending me?

297
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,761
Cabo San Lucas.

298
00:27:55,787 --> 00:27:57,113
Yes.

299
00:28:03,337 --> 00:28:06,415
Oh! I take it back. Turks and Caicos.

300
00:28:24,388 --> 00:28:26,251
- Jesus Christ.
- Kit Kat, no.

301
00:28:26,277 --> 00:28:28,065
Very bad. Sorry, bro.

302
00:28:28,091 --> 00:28:30,426
She got startled. You good?

303
00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:33,060
Yeah. I gotta...

304
00:28:34,035 --> 00:28:36,279
Yo. You won.

305
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,428
I'm dreaming of a dark Christmas.

306
00:28:42,045 --> 00:28:45,323
Quit it. Don't you dare
tip that Tannenbaum

307
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onto my precious daughter.

308
00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:51,388
Mother has so few chances
to gather her brood together.

309
00:28:52,655 --> 00:28:55,490
Holidays are for cucks.

310
00:28:56,031 --> 00:28:57,449
Ask me if I even give a shit.

311
00:28:57,475 --> 00:28:58,990
War on Christmas.

312
00:29:00,577 --> 00:29:02,741
Hey, butt plug, hold it steady.

313
00:29:19,597 --> 00:29:21,265
Hold your own ladder, blue balls.

314
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:22,928
Is it sadder that you died,

315
00:29:22,954 --> 00:29:25,873
or that you wanted
to start a pussy posse with Zach Braff?

316
00:29:25,907 --> 00:29:27,465
Go rub one out.

317
00:29:27,902 --> 00:29:29,527
Basement dweller.

318
00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:35,817
So beautiful.

319
00:29:45,662 --> 00:29:47,317
Pretty girl.

320
00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:58,395
Follow me.

321
00:29:58,526 --> 00:29:59,903
After you.

322
00:30:30,198 --> 00:30:32,270
Pretty girl indeed.

323
00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:42,239
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