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six...

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eight,

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ten...

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11,

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12,

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13.

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Do you want some coffee?

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No, I hate coffee.

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Two,

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four,

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six, eight,

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10, 11,

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12, 13.

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I have been planning this and
planning this for a year.

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Everyone knows how important my
birthday is to me. Everyone.

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I mean, last year, Hawaii, Kona...
Whatever, it was fine.

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But this year, this birthday
on my lucky number,

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the 13th, falls on Friday the 13th.

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And I am going on this trip.

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And I'm so excited about it.

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And last night, I found out
that Ben is canceling.

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And that's why you asked for this
emergency couples therapy session?

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I am just so mad at him.

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You are getting on that plane tomorrow
and you are going on that trip.

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Or?

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Or...

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else I'm breaking up with you.

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- That seems a little harsh, no?
- Ben, I'd...

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I'd like to interject here....

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As you know, Kira, who I've
been seeing for years,

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since her troubles with bulimia,
which I know she shared with you...

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Kira has a condition called...

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Triskaidekaphilia?

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Yes, I'm aware, yeah.

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She's obsessed with the number 13.

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She... To her, it's a sign of good luck.

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She's into numerology.
She talks about it...

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a lot.

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Is that a dig?

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Ben. I'm aware that you and Kira
have only been dating two months,

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and flying across the world to
the 13 isles of the Grenadines

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may be a work inconvenience...

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He's in the hospice care business,

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and his last client died
yesterday, so he's free.

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Or maybe it's too big a step
now in your relationship.

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No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

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It is... It is not that.

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No.

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- It's more the...
- What? Say it.

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From the look on your
face, it's obviously big.

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Are...

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Are you not a Taylor fan?

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You lied to me? You're not a Swiftie?

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No, no, no. I-I actually,
I really like Taylor.

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I have 13 of my best girlfriends
going on this trip.

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And I told them...

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"Ben is the greatest.

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You're going to meet him and
fall in love with him."

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And what am I going to tell them now?

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Starting today, you are
gonna tell them the truth.

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I have triskaidekaphobia.

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What? What is that?

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I have a fear of the number 13.

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_

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Fuck it.

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Girl, you need to perk
the fuck up, okay?

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This is a good thing. You're
better off without him.

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But he fucked me so good.

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And he actually wanted children.

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And his favorite album was Evermore,
which is my favorite album.

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Fuck him, okay?

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We're gonna party and we're gonna just
enjoy this fucking birthday, girl.

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- Come on.
- Yeah.

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- Here's to all things 13.
- Cheers again to that.

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Cabin crew, please
prepare for departure.

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- Mimosas, right?
- Oh, my God...

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Six, eight, ten, 12, 13.

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- You did it. You made it.
- I did it, for you.

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Had to face my fear head-on.

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Hi.

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What's the worst that
could happen, right?

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That's what I just kept saying to
myself as I raced here. That's it.

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Honestly, what's the
worst that could happen?

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Ladies and gentlemen, we're...

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From the cockpit again, we're
asking our flight attendants

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please to take their seats,
as soon as they can.

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We're maneuvering around some,
buildup... and thunderstorms.

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So flight attendants,
as soon as you can...

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- please, take your seats...
- It's all right.

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Very nice, Ophelia.

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Now concentrate.

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No, no, no, do not frown.

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Yes, better.

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A neutral expression works
best for the Ascendas spell.

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The effort should be evidenced
by the act of objet levitation,

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not by the constipated
look on your face.

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Madison.

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Thoughts?

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The wrist action is delightfully faggy

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and in the "they/them" pocket.

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Surprise, bitch.

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This witch approves.

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Close the shutters.

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What? What do you sense?

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A harbinger...

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of our doom.

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Death.

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So much terrifying, vengeful death.

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It's probably global warming.

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You're always so dramatic.

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Well, it is my job.

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I am the fucking Supreme.

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But something wicked this way comes.

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Okay, it's time.

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Let's shuffle off to
Buffalo, as they say.

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Go on now.

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Oh, my God!

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Grab my hand!

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Oh, my God.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Welcome to the Apollyon.
How may I help you?

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Yeah, hi.

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My name's Ben DeSoto.

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- I'm here to see the caregiver.
- Yes.

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We've been waiting for you.
Thirteenth floor.

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Thirteenth floor. Thirteenth floor.

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I'm sorry...

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There are no 13th floors in any
residential building in the city.

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Well, there are in this one.

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Your client owns the entire 13th floor.

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What a renovation some years back.

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But worth it.

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You don't believe in that
old superstition, do you?

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That the 13th floor is cursed or some
weird, unnatural thing like that?

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The elevator's on the right.

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- Have a good day.
- Yeah, you too.

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One,

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two,

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three,

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four,

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five,

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six, seven,

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eight, nine,

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10, 11, 12,

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Thirteen.

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Admiring The Last Supper, I see.

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Jesus and his 12 disciples,

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including that very misunderstood Judas.

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You can almost taste that hummus.

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It's a very good imitation
of a very good painting.

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Imitation?

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Well, it's a goddamn
da Vinci masterpiece.

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The one in the Basilica di
Santa Maria delle Grazie,

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that's the copy.

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Sorry.

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I'm the nighttime attendant.
It's nice to meet you.

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Are you all right, ma'am?

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I'm sorry, it's-it's just,

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in this thin winter light,
with that swarthy complexion,

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for an instant, you looked just like...

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a boy I used to know.

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No, he was a Jew.

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Such a sad end.

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After my rejection,

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they found his body washed up on
the shores of Lake Pontchartrain.

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In his despair, he had leapt

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from the causeway bridge.

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I'm sorry.

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- I'm told your name is Benjamin.
- I go by Ben.

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Well, that's as Hebrew as Jehovah.

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My people are Italian.

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Well, that would have even been worse.

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If there was one thing my daddy hated,

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it was the "Eye-talians."

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All those mobsters and Vatican eunuchs.

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Why, he wouldn't even let
them work on our roof.

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Come on.

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Down here.

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I don't think I even tried spaghetti
until I was 24 years old.

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Here. Here, this way.

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By the way, I'm Constance,
the daytime caregiver.

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Well... let me introduce you to Mister.

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Please.

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One,

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two,

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three,

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four,

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five,

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six,

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seven,

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eight,

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- nine...
- I found it.

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It had fallen behind his...

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hemorrhoid cream.

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Arnica, such a product.

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- Hail, arnica.
- Hail!

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So Mr. Nas is...

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Eighty-seven years young.

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Thirteen more years till a hundred.

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Oh, and what a life.

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Philanthropist, husband,
father to us all.

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Poet and prophet.

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Well, he looks a bit like a turtle
now, but oh, my, back in the day...

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He was a looker.

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Age is the ultimate cruelty.

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Proof to me that there is no God.

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So our patient,

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he-he was abandoned by his family
for late-stage hospice care?

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Abandoned?

217
00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:16,490
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

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Loved by us.

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Praise his name and what
he has done for the world.

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10,

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11,

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12,

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13.

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Bring on the arnica, Sister Moon.
Got what I need.

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00:21:37,581 --> 00:21:40,448
That's a huge blood draw for
someone in late-stage hospice.

226
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Biomarkers. We check for age
and disease once a week.

227
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It's in the service contract.

228
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Mr. Nas personally requested
this information.

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He's a stat kind of guy...

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apparently, even though
he's a vegetable.

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00:21:56,204 --> 00:21:58,545
Careful, Mr. Phibes.

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We don't want our young charge
thinking you're a vulgarian.

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- Come on, just come on, come on, come on.
- All right.

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00:22:04,873 --> 00:22:06,447
Let's move this along.

235
00:22:06,473 --> 00:22:08,821
I've got to show him the ropes.

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And now on to my favorite
time of day with Mister...

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something I do religiously
before the end of every shift.

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The ever delightful...

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sponge bath.

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Benny... Oh, I'm sorry,
may I call you Benny?

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Sure.

242
00:22:55,781 --> 00:22:57,426
I just wanna say,

243
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I heard about what had happened
from your placement agency.

244
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A horrible plane crash.

245
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And just a month ago?

246
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And yet, here you are.

247
00:23:11,888 --> 00:23:13,156
How?

248
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:17,227
It was a miracle, actually.

249
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:20,047
The plane crashed.

250
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It took a nosedive.

251
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And the pilots, they
got it under control,

252
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kind of righted at the last minute.

253
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- Crashed where?
- In the ocean.

254
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Oh, my goodness.

255
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That was you.

256
00:23:32,773 --> 00:23:37,486
Oh, I read all about
it on the Yahoo News.

257
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Yeah, I was in one seat, 13F,

258
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that survived the crash somehow.

259
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:46,183
I don't remember, but the rescue crew
found me. They said I didn't sink.

260
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I didn't have a scratch on me.
So, it was...

261
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A goddamn miracle.

262
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Yeah, so my girlfriend, she...

263
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She died, obviously, huh?

264
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Yes, and so did 12 of her friends.

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Only one of them didn't die.

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She survived, 13B.

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- And so did I.
- Gracious.

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Thirteen souls taken.

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The universe must have
something in store for you.

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Signs and wonders.

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Time for the sponge bath.

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Feel my hand.

273
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I've got one here. Yep.

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Got your head.

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Mister likes to bathe in
Jean Naté body splash,

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so we pour in an extra dash.

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What a wonderful smell.

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You know, it smells just like 1983.

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Oh, what a year that was.

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Bowie was big that year.

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Bigger than any gods.

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And of course,

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my daughter was born in 1983.

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Or, no, wait, wait.

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Maybe it was earlier.

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Your daughter, is she still with us?

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Oh, yes.

288
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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All of my children are
alive and thriving.

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Okay, so we start with the orifices,

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openings, membranes,
wherever we find them.

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Yeah, and his nostrils.

293
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Clean out that old-man
debris, snot, and pollution.

294
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That's right, just stretch
and swab, stretch and swab.

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Good, okay.

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Now his nips.

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His nips.

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Nipples.

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And then we move on to his urethra.

300
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I'm... What, I'm sorry, what?

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His urethra.

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It's just another membrane,

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and we have to keep all the mucus
and bodily fluids running.

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Keep everything in good
operational condition.

305
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:03,633
Wait, I have worked in
hospice for five years,

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and I have never once been asked to
clean a patient's urethra pre-catheter.

307
00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:12,979
Well, it's what we do
here, so just do it.

308
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Do it! Go on, get a...
get a Q-tip over there.

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Okay. Come on. Come on.

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Now you open the glans,

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and then you swab, swab, swab, swab.

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Swish that old thing around
in the Jean Naté suds.

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Like that. Yeah, good.

314
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Okay. And then it's done and
you're glad you did it.

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Now we're gonna move on to...

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Down under.

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00:27:56,495 --> 00:27:58,047
We're going to...

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His butthole, okay?

319
00:28:04,665 --> 00:28:07,530
Well, you're looking at me like
I'm some kind of fucking pervert.

320
00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:09,654
- No, not at all.
- It's in his contract.

321
00:28:09,738 --> 00:28:12,842
He asks for it. He demands it. We do it.

322
00:28:12,868 --> 00:28:14,542
- Okay?
- I understand.

323
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:15,652
Okay.

324
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Nice and clean, right as rain.

325
00:28:21,149 --> 00:28:23,126
Good. All right.

326
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:26,251
Well...

327
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Oh, darling, when you finish here,

328
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you think you could be a lamb

329
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and run down to the corner to the Korean

330
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and get me a pack of ciggies?

331
00:28:35,219 --> 00:28:37,513
Could you do that? Huh?

332
00:28:38,308 --> 00:28:40,759
I'm off to change his linens.

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In part two of our report, we'll tie
together how the recent droughts

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have not only put us at the brink
of a worldwide food shortage,

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but how it could lead to the
next global pandemic. Jessica.

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- No leads in Italy after another
brazen cemetery break-in. - _

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Outside Bologna, thieves
burglarized a guarded crypt,

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00:29:41,705 --> 00:29:44,708
making off with the remains
of Benito Mussolini,

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00:29:44,734 --> 00:29:47,184
the late dictator known as Il Duce.

340
00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:51,631
The ransacking of the World War
II despot's final resting place

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is the latest in a worldwide string...

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of grave robberies.

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- Corpses of the infamous - _

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have gone missing throughout Europe,

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and Interpol is on high alert.

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Our reporters are in the mountains of
Northern Italy. We take you there now.

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