1 00:00:15,351 --> 00:00:18,123 They're online, Charlie! They're online. 2 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:19,630 What's online? 3 00:00:19,654 --> 00:00:21,985 I never knew this before, but there are, like, thousands of documents, 4 00:00:22,011 --> 00:00:25,534 unredacted, about what actually went down on that island. 5 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,567 - Like interviews, salacious photos... - Yeah, wow, dude, great. 6 00:00:28,591 --> 00:00:32,413 Hey... can you tell me if this is hot enough? I can't... I can't tell, man. 7 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,002 Goddamn, dude! That's... that's boiling water. 8 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:38,384 I mean, yeah, but is it boiling hot or is it just boiling regular? 9 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:39,745 How is that not burning you? 10 00:00:39,746 --> 00:00:41,550 I don't know. Perk of the boiler man, I guess. 11 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,519 If you think that's hot enough, we're good. 12 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,258 Dude, look how many documents Frank dumped on us this year. 13 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:47,761 All these papers, dude. 14 00:00:47,762 --> 00:00:49,765 I don't care about Frank's documents, Charlie. 15 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:52,604 I'm talking about online documents. It's a treasure trove. 16 00:00:52,605 --> 00:00:55,844 Well, I mean, we gotta focus on the offline documents, dude. 17 00:00:55,845 --> 00:00:57,714 It's boiling day, okay? 18 00:00:57,715 --> 00:01:00,755 We got to boil and stain all the year's paperwork, okay? 19 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:02,457 If we don't do that, Frank's gonna be pissed. 20 00:01:02,558 --> 00:01:04,027 Speaking of stain, did you bring the dye? 21 00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:06,098 - I got Kool-Aid. - Uh... 22 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,143 - Yeah, that'll work, I guess, yeah. - Yeah, dude, ah, 23 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:11,116 this is so fascinating, like, how deep this goes. 24 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:15,458 Powerful men, millionaires, scantily-clad young women. 25 00:01:15,483 --> 00:01:19,324 I mean, I think we can finally figure out what went down on that island. 26 00:01:19,325 --> 00:01:20,928 - Mmm. - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 27 00:01:20,929 --> 00:01:22,699 Yeah, I'm thinking with this Kool-Aid, actually, 28 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,602 these documents could wind up being pretty delicious. 29 00:01:24,603 --> 00:01:26,472 - What? - I'm thinking maybe like a soup 30 00:01:26,473 --> 00:01:28,408 or a stew or something. Good plan, Mac. 31 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:30,480 Did-did you think that that's what I was thinking? 32 00:01:30,648 --> 00:01:32,952 Because, like, then we're not just throwing them in the trash all stained up. 33 00:01:32,953 --> 00:01:36,859 We're going to eat them and then poop them, flush them, 34 00:01:36,893 --> 00:01:38,596 and then they'll really be gone. 35 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:40,567 I've been saying the word "online" and "island," like, 36 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,705 over and over and over again, so it doesn't make any sense. 37 00:01:42,706 --> 00:01:44,541 Yeah. You're going on and on and on about that, 38 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:46,571 but, dude, I'm not really, like, a current events guy. 39 00:01:46,597 --> 00:01:47,767 Current events? 40 00:01:47,791 --> 00:01:49,627 What island do you think I'm talking about? 41 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:53,072 Scantily-clad women. 42 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:55,919 Millionaires. 43 00:01:56,466 --> 00:01:58,168 Soup is not involved. 44 00:01:58,169 --> 00:01:59,573 I'm trying to do a thing 45 00:01:59,673 --> 00:02:01,342 - where I need you... - Gilligan's Island. 46 00:02:01,442 --> 00:02:02,612 ...and then you were gonna say... Yeah, you got it. 47 00:02:02,745 --> 00:02:04,248 - That was it? I knew it. - Yeah, but I... 48 00:02:05,115 --> 00:02:06,118 I thought you were gonna say... 49 00:02:06,142 --> 00:02:07,388 Was there another island you could have been referencing? 50 00:02:07,412 --> 00:02:10,833 Epstein's Island, and then I was going to be able to deliver that in a cool way. 51 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:13,299 - But it is Gilligan's Island? - Yeah. 52 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,473 _ 53 00:02:16,497 --> 00:02:23,497 credits 54 00:02:35,673 --> 00:02:38,424 It's weird they never got off the island. 55 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:41,162 That's the tip of the iceberg with this show, Charlie. 56 00:02:41,188 --> 00:02:43,167 There's, like, a whole conspiracy about this. 57 00:02:43,192 --> 00:02:44,929 They... They didn't do a hundred episodes. 58 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,399 Okay, so? 59 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,237 A hundred. 100. Do you know what 100 means? 60 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:50,974 One less than 200, go on. 61 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:53,713 - No, that would be 199. - 199 one hundreds? 62 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:55,817 That's like a billion, isn't it? 63 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:59,659 A show needs to make 100 episodes to get into syndication, 64 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:02,631 and then if it gets into syndication, it makes money forever. 65 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:03,651 Oh. 66 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:04,877 So why stop one short? 67 00:03:04,903 --> 00:03:08,209 Maybe somebody wanted it stopped. 68 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:11,014 - Right. - All right, all right, just... 69 00:03:11,015 --> 00:03:12,493 just throw 'em anywhere. 70 00:03:12,518 --> 00:03:14,254 - What? Whoa! - Don't worry about it. 71 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:16,434 What is this, dude? We're already up to our ears in boxes. 72 00:03:16,459 --> 00:03:19,350 - You're killing me here. - This is a busy year. A lot of schemes. 73 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:22,036 What the hell are you guys complaining about? At least you get to be inside. 74 00:03:22,037 --> 00:03:24,541 Yeah, he's got us painting the outside of the bar in a monsoon. 75 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:27,547 They destroy the documents. You repaint the bar. 76 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:30,195 - I lie to the accountant. Tradition. - Yeah. 77 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,567 - He's got a living heir. - Who? The accountant? 78 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:35,573 Sherwood Schwartz, who's the creator of Gilligan's Island. 79 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:38,035 - He's got a grandson. - Okay, so? 80 00:03:38,537 --> 00:03:40,640 Charlie, take this to its logical conclusion. 81 00:03:40,641 --> 00:03:42,646 If he's got a living heir, then... 82 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:45,216 Ooh. 83 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:46,703 What? 84 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:50,235 We pitch him the final episode and finally give the Schwartz family the episode... 85 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:53,299 We can finally give the Schwartz family the end and we can get... 86 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,469 - We can get Gilligan's into syndication. - Stop, stop. 87 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:58,451 Mac, you have been talking about Gilligan's Island nonstop 88 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:00,780 for the last 48 hours. I don't know what the fuck is going on. 89 00:04:00,781 --> 00:04:03,285 Nobody's conspiring to stop Gilligan's Island 90 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,421 from making 100 episodes. 91 00:04:04,422 --> 00:04:05,964 That's ridiculous. 92 00:04:05,988 --> 00:04:09,373 If anyone's conspiring, it's the goddamn government taxing us endlessly. 93 00:04:09,398 --> 00:04:11,135 What are they even spending it on? I mean... 94 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:13,281 Aliens, and not the Mexican kind, the ones from outer space. 95 00:04:13,306 --> 00:04:15,109 - I saw a whole documentary on it. - I saw that too. 96 00:04:15,110 --> 00:04:16,946 - Did you see it? - That was crazy. 97 00:04:16,947 --> 00:04:18,082 - Yeah. - Where they're-they're in the ocean... 98 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,719 To steal our technology. 99 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,121 They're down there trying to steal our tech. 100 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:22,724 - It's the Bluetooth. - It's the Bluetooth. 101 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:24,261 - They're after the Bluetooth. - Yeah. 102 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:25,965 Aliens are traveling across the galaxy... 103 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,636 ...with that technology to steal our technology, 104 00:04:28,637 --> 00:04:30,516 Bluetooth, that never works 105 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,520 and never pairs with our printers that also never work. 106 00:04:32,545 --> 00:04:35,583 Good theory! All right, just stop drinking the Kool-Aid. 107 00:04:35,584 --> 00:04:37,221 I only drank, like, a little bit of it, so... 108 00:04:37,245 --> 00:04:39,216 That's not what I was talking about. 109 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,505 I was talking about the metaphorical Kool-Aid. You happen to be drinking both. 110 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,186 All right? Listen, guys. 111 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:46,448 Boil, toil, and for the love of God, stop talking about Gilligan's Island. 112 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,944 - Come on, let's go. - We got more documents to get. 113 00:04:48,945 --> 00:04:51,348 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hey, Charlie? 114 00:04:51,983 --> 00:04:53,855 I got to show you something. 115 00:05:02,572 --> 00:05:03,870 - Right? - Uh, yeah. 116 00:05:03,894 --> 00:05:05,786 Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, 117 00:05:05,811 --> 00:05:07,623 the movie star and the rest. 118 00:05:07,648 --> 00:05:09,252 And the rest. 119 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,930 Is there anything strange about that opening to you, Charlie? 120 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:13,470 Yes, dude, like, where was the color? 121 00:05:13,694 --> 00:05:15,706 Oh, they... they went to color in season two. 122 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:17,289 Oh, yeah, okay, cool. 123 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:19,605 Can you imagine being there when people became color? 124 00:05:19,606 --> 00:05:21,642 Like, what that was like for everybody? 125 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:22,979 Look around and being like, you know, like, 126 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:25,116 "Oh, God, we're all color now," like... 127 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:26,854 Crazy time. 128 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:31,095 You know, people have always been color, right? 129 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:34,401 Since season two of Gilligan's Island, you're saying. 130 00:05:35,178 --> 00:05:37,684 Either way, we're focusing on the wrong things, okay? 131 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:39,144 We need to figure out 132 00:05:39,168 --> 00:05:41,850 why they didn't want us thinking about those two characters. 133 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:44,405 "And the rest"? Why not just say their names? 134 00:05:44,488 --> 00:05:47,469 Okay, so, the Professor, he is a man of science. 135 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:50,108 He can make a radio out of a coconut, but he can't fix a boat? 136 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:52,336 Weird, actually, when you think about it. 137 00:05:52,337 --> 00:05:55,276 I think the Professor is the linchpin that blows this whole thing wide open. 138 00:05:55,277 --> 00:05:58,149 Professor, yeah, yeah. Too bad we can't talk to him, yeah. 139 00:05:58,382 --> 00:05:59,451 Maybe we can. 140 00:06:06,794 --> 00:06:08,406 What do they put in these things? 141 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:12,477 Isn't this cool, man? 142 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:14,641 Look, if you're gonna solve a conspiracy, 143 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,002 you gotta have some good reenactments. 144 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,559 Dude, how did we get here? 145 00:06:17,584 --> 00:06:20,360 In our minds. We're imagining it as we're talking about it. 146 00:06:20,384 --> 00:06:21,654 - It's just so much more fun. - Oh. 147 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:23,266 - That is a good way to do it. - Yeah. 148 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,835 There you two are. 149 00:06:24,836 --> 00:06:27,340 Oh, Dennis is the Professor. That makes sense. 150 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:30,789 Well, yeah, it makes sense. Again, we're the ones imagining it. 151 00:06:30,814 --> 00:06:33,318 We're in your apartment talking about it, imagining this happening. 152 00:06:33,319 --> 00:06:35,156 We're imagining, yeah, we did say he would be the Professor. 153 00:06:35,157 --> 00:06:36,859 - Okay, I get it. I get what's going on. - You got it? 154 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,148 Use this brush to keep the fire going for the stewpot. 155 00:06:39,173 --> 00:06:42,380 We'll head to the other side of the island to harvest the giant vegetables 156 00:06:42,404 --> 00:06:43,940 from the radioactive seeds. 157 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:46,812 - Whoa, radioactive seeds. Good pot. - Oh. 158 00:06:46,813 --> 00:06:49,585 Reporting for duty, Professor. 159 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:54,027 We hear that manual labor is very rewarding. 160 00:06:54,028 --> 00:06:55,262 Right, Lovey? 161 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:57,510 Well, it'll be most rewarding when it's over. 162 00:06:57,535 --> 00:06:58,704 Yeah. So funny. 163 00:06:58,837 --> 00:07:01,255 Goddamn it, why am I Mrs. Howell? 164 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:03,246 - Because I'm imagining you as her. - No, no, no, no. 165 00:07:03,547 --> 00:07:05,250 - I gotta be Ginger or Mary Ann. - Mmm. 166 00:07:05,483 --> 00:07:08,288 You know, 'cause I've got, like, the glamour of a movie star 167 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:11,262 mixed with that, uh, spunky, girl-next-door charm. 168 00:07:11,462 --> 00:07:13,031 Dee, you have neither. 169 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,637 You are a hollowed-out husk of a woman way past her prime. 170 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:17,637 You're more Mrs. Howell. 171 00:07:17,672 --> 00:07:18,743 - What? - Should I be the Skipper? 172 00:07:18,744 --> 00:07:20,246 Why are they arguing with us if it's our imagination? 173 00:07:20,247 --> 00:07:22,351 Well, we're a very argumentative crew, 174 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:24,522 - and I'm just imagining them fighting... - Yeah, for sure. 175 00:07:24,523 --> 00:07:26,492 - ...over everything all the time. - Arguing happens constantly. 176 00:07:26,626 --> 00:07:28,630 Yeah, you know what else I'm picturing? 177 00:07:29,698 --> 00:07:30,766 Ow! 178 00:07:31,237 --> 00:07:32,370 Oh, goddamn it! 179 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:35,653 You coconuted her, and you're picturing her in pain, which is funny. 180 00:07:35,678 --> 00:07:38,617 No, that really hurt. Fine, fine, I'll be Mrs. Howell. 181 00:07:38,717 --> 00:07:40,987 Yeah, no. I'm okay as I am. Come on, Lovey. 182 00:07:40,988 --> 00:07:44,328 Those vegetables won't harvest themselves. 183 00:07:44,529 --> 00:07:46,064 - Come. - If only! 184 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:48,034 - Let's go. - Yeah, before you get another coconut. 185 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,972 He didn't wanna get coconuted. 186 00:07:50,139 --> 00:07:52,110 Oh, hey, hey, Professor, a word. 187 00:07:52,411 --> 00:07:57,416 Um, hey, before you get started on those vegetables, um, can I ask you a question? 188 00:07:57,441 --> 00:07:59,212 Why don't you just fix the boat? 189 00:08:00,097 --> 00:08:00,794 Fix the boat? 190 00:08:00,795 --> 00:08:02,699 Yes, like, fix it and get us off the island. 191 00:08:02,898 --> 00:08:05,335 Yeah, I mean you built that. You're talking about radioactive shit. 192 00:08:05,336 --> 00:08:07,206 Yeah, you got a wheelbarrow, you got a house... 193 00:08:07,207 --> 00:08:09,513 As far as I know, there's just a hole in a boat. 194 00:08:09,679 --> 00:08:12,416 It's just a hole in the boat, so you want to try to use the wheelbarrow tech. 195 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:15,599 Well, I suppose from an engineering standpoint, I could use... 196 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:17,994 Ah-ah-ah, Professor. 197 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:20,700 If we don't get going, the vegetables will be eaten up 198 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,394 by the wild animals before we can get to them. 199 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,155 The birds. 200 00:08:25,179 --> 00:08:27,317 You can't trust the birds. 201 00:08:28,136 --> 00:08:29,672 You're absolutely right. 202 00:08:29,696 --> 00:08:31,599 The vegetables are vulnerable. 203 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:32,825 Boat talk can wait. 204 00:08:34,365 --> 00:08:34,896 Whoa. 205 00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:36,607 - That was weird, dude. - That was weird. 206 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:38,803 - Yeah, what does she mean about the birds? - Yeah. 207 00:08:38,804 --> 00:08:40,608 - You can't trust the birds? - What? 208 00:08:40,841 --> 00:08:43,513 - What's up with the birds? - No, no, I meant that the Howells 209 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:45,950 were stopping the Professor from fixing the boat. 210 00:08:45,951 --> 00:08:49,257 The birds are... They've got nothing to do with it, dude. 211 00:08:49,757 --> 00:08:51,060 You're off on the wrong foot. 212 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:53,834 Yeah. You know, speaking of the wrong feet, I think I put my shoes on backwards. 213 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:57,575 That is so stupid. That is the dumbest joke. 214 00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:59,712 Why do you keep getting a laugh track, huh? 215 00:08:59,812 --> 00:09:01,081 I'm just... I'm picturing getting a laugh track. 216 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,551 - Don't whack me. - And then they... 217 00:09:02,552 --> 00:09:03,986 What is that? 218 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:05,657 It's some boos and some "oohs" and some "ahs." 219 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,193 - It's not an "ooh" show. - It is now. 220 00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:11,703 - This is bullshit. This is bullshit. - There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 221 00:09:11,836 --> 00:09:14,106 - Hey man, why no girls, right? - Oh. 222 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:16,945 Ginger, Mary Ann, like, why aren't we picturing them? 223 00:09:16,946 --> 00:09:18,683 'Cause I hate women and I don't want to think about them. 224 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,621 - Oh, is that why? - Yeah, look... 225 00:09:20,788 --> 00:09:22,566 Do you mind if I just picture them really quick? No, it's all right. I... 226 00:09:22,591 --> 00:09:24,126 No. You're thinking about the wrong things. 227 00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:25,864 Look, man, we got to get into Sherwood Schwartz's head. 228 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,067 - Right. - Wh... What did he want us to think? 229 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,105 The man was a genius. What was he trying to tell us? 230 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:34,581 I mean, this is the guy that created The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island. 231 00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:37,622 - Right. Okay, he's giving us clues. Uh... - Yes. 232 00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:40,326 Islands, uh, kids, uh, 233 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:42,363 yeah, it's all come full circle. 234 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,099 This is so stupid. 235 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,673 It's not even up to Sherwood Schwartz's standards. 236 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,308 Hey! 237 00:09:48,309 --> 00:09:51,181 That? It's just not a boo show, okay? It doesn't boo. 238 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:52,951 - They don't boo anything. - Can we just boil? 239 00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:54,955 Because that's what we're supposed to be doing. 240 00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:58,095 Yeah, why are we getting relegated to boiling? It doesn't make any sense. 241 00:09:58,096 --> 00:10:00,935 - You know what? I think these are done. - What are? 242 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,716 The documents. These are good to go, man. 243 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:07,255 Radioactive vegetables. What was Schwartz trying to tell us? 244 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,983 The Howells were rich and powerful. 245 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,419 - Rich, yeah. - So the... 246 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:13,268 Like, controlling science, chemicals... 247 00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:16,766 Maybe he was trying to warn us about chemtrails. I gotta figure this out. 248 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,469 Well, I gotta take this to the trash chute 249 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,974 before I leave a chemtrail in my apartment. 250 00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:23,680 I miss the laugh track, yeah. 251 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,798 You can't trust the birds. 252 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,271 Bird! Bird! 253 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:39,410 Dude, I saw a bird, like a... carrier pigeon. 254 00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:42,249 Okay, watching me dumping the documents. Remember what the Howells said? 255 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,656 "You can't trust the birds." They said it themselves, dude. 256 00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:46,157 And there's a bird out there. 257 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:48,061 - Holy shit, dude. - Right? 258 00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:50,141 I'm thinking, like, maybe it's a government spy or something 259 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,713 that's gonna spy on us and it's gonna tell our secrets to the government. 260 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:55,342 - That's the only explanation, man. - That doesn't make any sense. 261 00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:57,075 That's not what I was talking about at all. 262 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,903 - Yeah? - I'm talking about your shirt. 263 00:10:58,943 --> 00:11:00,644 The logo from the receipt. 264 00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:03,508 Oh, shit. Okay, I see that. You know what happened, dude? 265 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,635 I don't think it boiled all the way through. 266 00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:07,395 That's on me. That's my bad. I should've... I should've looked closer. 267 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:10,058 No, I'm talking about what the actual logo is. 268 00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:11,785 That's Risk E. Rat. 269 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:14,347 - We haven't been back there for years. - Oh, shit. That's right. 270 00:11:14,348 --> 00:11:18,207 Now why would Frank have us boil, like, a really old document like that? 271 00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:20,336 We've already destroyed those documents. 272 00:11:21,107 --> 00:11:22,143 I smell a rat. 273 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:27,941 - I smell that too, yeah. - Yeah. 274 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:29,111 It's probably under the boxes. 275 00:11:29,244 --> 00:11:30,913 - There's definitely a dead rat. - Yeah. 276 00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,217 - There's multiple dead rats. - There it is. I see it. 277 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,073 - You saw it? Yeah. - Yeah. I'll get it. 278 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,494 This one's for a Cybertruck 279 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,266 and this is for the water park. 280 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,507 - Yeah, dude, this is weird. - Whoo, whoo! 281 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:44,809 Oh, my goodness. 282 00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:48,114 Whoo! You guys are so lucky you're in here where it's warm. 283 00:11:48,115 --> 00:11:50,521 - It's terrible outside. I... - Hey. 284 00:11:51,297 --> 00:11:53,235 - What am I looking at? - You tell us, Frank. 285 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:56,341 The receipts, old receipts. Why do you have us boiling old receipts? 286 00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:58,370 Yeah, what's the deal, dude? 287 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,340 Well, it's duplicates. 288 00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:02,077 It's doubles. 289 00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:03,780 That's the oldest accounting trick in the book. 290 00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:06,284 An accounting trick. That's your explanation? 291 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,453 Yeah, accounting trick. 292 00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:10,937 That does seem logical. 293 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,364 - You're buying that? - Yeah, I think... 294 00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:14,000 All right, but there's weirder shit going on, Frank. 295 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,363 Like, what's your explanation for, uh, 296 00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:18,384 why the castaways never got off of Gilligan's island, huh? 297 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:20,012 Well, they did. They did. 298 00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:21,447 - They did? - Yeah, they got off. 299 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,318 - They got off in the movies. - What movies? 300 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:26,409 They made three TV movies, and they got off the island, 301 00:12:26,434 --> 00:12:27,871 but they had to get back on the island 302 00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:30,344 because there's no show if they're off the island. 303 00:12:30,547 --> 00:12:31,770 TV movies? Wha... Wha... 304 00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:33,438 Yeah, they had three of them. 305 00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:36,077 - And the Harlem Globetrotters were there. - What? 306 00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:38,066 You know about this, Mac? 307 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:41,771 Stop drinking the Kool-Aid. 308 00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:43,126 - Get back to work. - All right. 309 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,426 - Both of you. - Okay. 310 00:12:44,427 --> 00:12:45,698 - I gotta go back out and paint. - Yeah. 311 00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:46,967 Is this white? 312 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,138 - All right, good. Yeah. - That's what I want. I'm going. 313 00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,010 Talking about Globetrotters. Dude, what is he talking about? 314 00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:53,822 You remember Harlem Globetrotters? 315 00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:55,683 He's right. I forgot about the movies 'cause I... 316 00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:57,822 - you know, I don't consider them canon. - Seems crazy to me. 317 00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:01,394 - So what happened in the TV movies? - What do you think, dude? 318 00:13:02,555 --> 00:13:05,480 - Basketball. - Mac, what the hell's happening? 319 00:13:05,504 --> 00:13:07,641 The Harlem Globetrotters played robots 320 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:09,811 to save the island from an evil billionaire. 321 00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:12,149 What? Dude, I didn't imagine that. 322 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:15,192 I'm imagining it and I'm imagining all of him. 323 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:18,494 Don't make them laugh at that because they weren't there yet 324 00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:21,101 - with that kind of humor. - Get off the court, Gilligan. 325 00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:26,410 - Dee, what are you wearing? - Made a helmet. 326 00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:29,049 Now you can't conk me with a coconut, you dumb bitch. 327 00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:31,531 Professor, Lovey. 328 00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:33,660 Uh, we have some unfinished business. 329 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,096 - Oh. Yes. - Yes, yes. 330 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,100 - All right. - Oh. Yes. 331 00:13:38,941 --> 00:13:39,959 - That was close. That... Nah. - Yeah. 332 00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:41,709 - I'm sorry, man. I tried. - Yeah. 333 00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:44,014 All right, well, what's the deal? Where are they going off to? 334 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,217 Oh, there's this whole subplot where Mr. Howell 335 00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:49,959 steals the rare but valuable mineral, supremium, while everyone's distracted. 336 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,240 Supremium? You know, I gotta say, none of this really feels up to the standards 337 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,570 - of the Gilligan's episode to me. - It doesn't make any sense. 338 00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:57,574 - No, right? - Like, why would they let the guy make 339 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,880 three nonsensical TV movies but not a hundredth episode? 340 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,250 It's crazy, it's madness. 341 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,221 It's like they were, um... 342 00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:06,190 Dude, look at the scoreboard. 343 00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:07,627 100. 344 00:14:07,628 --> 00:14:09,288 101. 345 00:14:09,312 --> 00:14:12,011 Sherwood Schwartz is trying to send us a message through this bad episode. 346 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,876 - SOS. - SOS. I didn't get my hundredth episode. 347 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:16,847 I didn't want it to be this madness. 348 00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,784 Robots and-and Globetrotters 349 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,224 and-and rare Earth minerals with stupid names like unobtanium. 350 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,460 Uh, oh, supremium, you mean. 351 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,665 Unobtanium is from Avatar, which is, like, 352 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,277 the highest-grossing movie franchise of all time. 353 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,172 All right. Well, then which one is vibranium? 354 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,401 Oh, that was from Black Panther. That's a mineral from Wakanda. 355 00:14:33,436 --> 00:14:34,547 - Ah. Well, Wakanda forever. - Wakanda forever, right? 356 00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:36,151 - Yeah. Wa... Yeah. - Wakanda forever. 357 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,755 Well, those are good names. But-But supremium? 358 00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:39,926 - Come on. That's just silly. - That's stupid. Yeah. 359 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:43,465 Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. It just doesn't feel real, you know. 360 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:45,738 You know what? 361 00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:47,983 - I don't think that bird's real. - Of course not. 362 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,278 Oh, no. Not that bird. The one on the windowsill. 363 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,817 That bird... That bird's been sitting there for days, man. 364 00:14:52,818 --> 00:14:55,331 I've never seen it blink once. It's not moving in the rain. 365 00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:57,192 Kind of makes you think, like, are birds real? 366 00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:58,647 Birds are very much real, Charlie. 367 00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:00,008 - You're sure? - That is a real bird. 368 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,402 - I'll show you. - Yeah? You think? 369 00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:03,372 It's just weird that it's sitting there in the... 370 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:06,778 What the... 371 00:15:06,779 --> 00:15:08,664 Holy shit, dude, this bird's fake. 372 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:11,220 - It's plastic. - I knew it! Birds aren't real, dude! 373 00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:13,757 My God, look, it's got, like, a camera in its eye! 374 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:14,795 It's been spying on us. 375 00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:17,442 What? What is happening, man? What is going on? 376 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,937 Mac, Mac! The bird in the hall! 377 00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:21,283 The bird in the hall is a camera! Come on! 378 00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:22,811 There it is, dude. 379 00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:24,088 Spying on us, man. 380 00:15:24,113 --> 00:15:27,049 Fuck you, government spies! 381 00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,172 Oh, God. 382 00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:34,108 - Oh. that was a... That was a living one. - That one was living. 383 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,970 - Yeah, that was... that was real. - That was living. 384 00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:37,472 Well, now I'm confused. 385 00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:40,567 Hang on. Dude, it's not raining out. 386 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,328 - Well, maybe it stopped. - No, it was just... 387 00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,098 It was just raining. 388 00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:48,095 How can it not be raining here and... 389 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,265 It's raining. What the... 390 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,472 - What is going on, dude? - What is happening, dude? 391 00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:57,647 - Cricket? - What? 392 00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:58,884 What the hell are you doing? 393 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:00,352 Whoa! 394 00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:01,755 Hey, doing what I do best, baby. 395 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:04,216 Getting paid to spray. 396 00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:07,433 Actually, uh, truth is I'm usually on the receiving end. 397 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,370 But no, Frank paid me to, uh, clean your windows. 398 00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,407 - Well, can you stop already? - Oh, no. 399 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:13,546 No, no, no, no. Frank told me to-to spray all day. 400 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,481 Yeah, I'm getting paid by the hour, see? 401 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:18,155 See, I'm, uh... I'm saving up to get my teeth sharpened. 402 00:16:18,156 --> 00:16:21,929 Yeah, and not just for protection. It's actually more of a... 403 00:16:22,571 --> 00:16:24,343 like a vibe thing, you know what I mean? 404 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,246 - Can I ask you guys a question? - He's not gonna stop spraying, dude. 405 00:16:26,272 --> 00:16:27,601 You think I still got it? 406 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:30,221 Why would Frank be wearing a raincoat if it's not actually raining? 407 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,526 I don't know, dude. It's weird. Okay, let's think about this. 408 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,522 He-He was kind of dressed like the Skipper in the opening of Gilligan's Island. 409 00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,392 You know, when the weather starts getting rough. 410 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:41,113 Well, if Frank is the Skipper, then that makes you and I... 411 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,220 - The rest? - The bullshit side characters 412 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,748 who don't get to do anything 413 00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:49,192 - while the rich and powerful take over! - We're the rest? 414 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,686 Goddamn it, dude. What... 415 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,992 Wait a second. 416 00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,663 The paint can that Frank took earlier, that was white. 417 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,066 Is this white? 418 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,537 - That's what I want. - Dude, what is going on? 419 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,708 The bar sign is green. Why would he get white paint? 420 00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:03,613 No, but you know what is white? 421 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:05,884 The White House. 422 00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:07,506 You know what else is white? 423 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,400 Uh, probably, like, Madonna's cars. 424 00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:11,228 Yeah, we're gonna get on the same page. 425 00:17:11,253 --> 00:17:12,763 I promise we're gonna get on the same page at some point, yeah. 426 00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,067 Baseballs. 427 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,554 Correct. And? 428 00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:17,084 - Half a zebra. - The b... 429 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:20,111 All of those are correct but not pertinent to what we're talking about. 430 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,715 Okay. Sure, I thought I had it. 431 00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:22,951 - What's the name of the boat? - The Love Boat. 432 00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:24,687 The SS Minnow. 433 00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:26,190 - Oh, yes... from Gilligan's Island. Yes. - Yeah. 434 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:27,401 It was white. What are they up to? 435 00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:28,763 - We gotta go to the bar. - Okay. 436 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,702 I figured it out. 437 00:17:32,726 --> 00:17:35,385 They're not in there fixing the bar. They're fixing the boat. 438 00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:38,491 They are pitching Sherwood Schwartz's grandson the hundredth episode, 439 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,085 leaving us stranded on the island. 440 00:17:40,086 --> 00:17:41,721 That's why they were spying on us with the pigeon camera. 441 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,064 Yes, yes. Think about it, dude. 442 00:17:43,094 --> 00:17:45,070 The second that we start poring through documents, Frank comes in. 443 00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,186 He... redirects us. 444 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,543 Oh, my God, dude. 445 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,947 They don't want us to find out the truth, but we did. We did. 446 00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:51,306 Wait, wait, wait, wait. One second, one second. 447 00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:52,911 Before we barge in there, dude. 448 00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:57,070 Frank actually has paid Cricket to wash our windows before. 449 00:17:57,095 --> 00:17:59,199 It's just something he's been doing for the last couple of years. 450 00:17:59,223 --> 00:18:02,573 And we set up hidden cameras on each other all the time. 451 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,601 You know, try to keep the other guy from pounding off. 452 00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:07,081 You never know when there's a camera, so you don't pound off as much. 453 00:18:07,106 --> 00:18:08,240 Sure. 454 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,445 Maybe the tax guy might be in there. 455 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:11,791 What if the tax guy's in there? 456 00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,886 We might blow up this whole thing. 457 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,522 We're gonna blow the whole thing because we didn't do our jobs, man. 458 00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,335 We have been drinking a lot of Kool-Aid, dude. 459 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,896 - Right. That's what I'm saying. - I think maybe we... spun out. 460 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,901 We were so sure about the bird in the hall. 461 00:18:20,926 --> 00:18:22,870 - Look what happened to the bird. - Now we're out in the sunlight. 462 00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:24,707 - I know! - We've properly come to our senses, right? 463 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,043 It's crazy to think they're pitching Gilligan's Island 464 00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,713 to the grandson of some dude. 465 00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,450 - Like, what are we talking about, man? - We totally went crazy. 466 00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,287 - We went crazy. We went crazy. - We went crazy, man. 467 00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:34,923 By applying wheelbarrow technology to a boat... 468 00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:37,633 - I knew it! The conspiracy is real! - ...we could... Oh, shit. 469 00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:40,347 - Oh, you lied to us! - Yeah! You're... You're stealing our pitch. 470 00:18:40,372 --> 00:18:42,318 - Are you stealing it? - And you're Gilligan? 471 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,982 Uh, well, that actually tracks because she's got the same body... 472 00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:46,651 - Yes. - ...but I don't love it. 473 00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:48,322 This is bullshit. Have you guys been working on this for years? 474 00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:50,760 Well, we couldn't pitch the episode idea with you guys. 475 00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:53,700 Because you guys are all into conspiracy theories and stuff. 476 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,069 - Constantly. - There was a conspiracy. 477 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,572 You had us locked in the par... 478 00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,309 - Give me the hat. - Stop it. 479 00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,445 I'll tell you what, get your own hat. Get your own hat. 480 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:02,249 - Hey, hey! Stop! - Okay. All right, all right. 481 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,287 Hey. Yeah, so, um... Yeah, okay. 482 00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:05,924 So anyway, so, um... 483 00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,589 So anyway, the Professor, uh, realizes that he can use 484 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,586 the same wheelbarrow technology to create a boat, and I... you get it. 485 00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:13,072 What do you think, man? 486 00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:15,184 Well, this is great. I would love to see this episode. 487 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,511 - Really? - You would? 488 00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:18,049 - Oh, wow. - Wait. 489 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,650 Well, this would require some back-end compensation. 490 00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:21,654 - Of course. - Okay, so, uh, how's this work? 491 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,457 You fly us out to Hollywood 492 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,505 or you want to put us in touch with your agent or... 493 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,199 My agent? 494 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,668 - Or your grandfather's agent. - His grandfather's agent. 495 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,072 I mean, yeah. 496 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,218 Oh, I'm so sorry. I-I think I see the confusion here. 497 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,882 I'm not related to the creator of Gilligan's Island. 498 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,885 W... What? 499 00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,332 You got the same last name. We looked you up. 500 00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:40,893 - We did our own research. - Yeah. 501 00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:42,664 There's some confusion online. People have mixed us up before. 502 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,777 My grandfather is also named Sherwood Schwartz, 503 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,547 but he owns a Laundromat in Albany. 504 00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,651 - Dude. - Oh, goddamn you. Goddamn you! 505 00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:50,345 What are you doing here listening to our pitch 506 00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,215 if you're not even related to the guy? 507 00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,852 I'm sorry, but you seemed so passionate when you approached me, 508 00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:55,464 and I didn't want to let you down. 509 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:58,027 I mean, thank you for this, and, you know, 510 00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,332 it is a shame they didn't get a hundredth episode. 511 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,636 - You lousy basta... - Oh, shut up! 512 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,371 - Get outta here! - Get outta here, man! 513 00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:04,908 You don't get to say that. Shut up! Shut up! 514 00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:06,878 - Damn it! - What a goddamn waste of time! 515 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:09,217 Yeah. Wow, we really got worked up, huh? 516 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,821 Well, we probably shouldn't be believing everything we read online. 517 00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:13,992 - Oh, yeah. - Maybe not everything is a conspiracy. 518 00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:16,731 Guys, we can't just attribute meaning where there just isn't any. 519 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:20,856 I mean, sometimes, guys, there just is no "there" there. 520 00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:25,516 Hey, I got it, an ending that's gonna make Grandpa proud. 521 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,903 The world's finally gonna get all the answers. 522 00:20:27,928 --> 00:20:29,598 Wait till everybody sees this. 523 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:31,962 Too bad they never will. 524 00:20:38,151 --> 00:20:46,151 credits 525 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:25,085 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com