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Eric?

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Sweetie, what's wrong?

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Nothing!

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Obviously there's something.

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It's just,

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I was getting bullied at school.

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You got bullied?
Who bullied you?

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Like, Tolkien and Kyle.

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They called me chubby wubby.

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I'm so sorry, honey.

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Kids can be very mean.

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Mom, I don't want to be
bullied anymore.

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Do you think--do you think
maybe I could get a bicycle?

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So that I can, like, get out
of the house and exercise?

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Oh, honey, yes, there's lots
of ways we can exercise.

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Yeah, but no, I think a
bicycle would be the best thing

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because then all the kids can
see me really trying hard

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and they won't say these
horrible things

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they say about me!

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Honey, it's OK.
It's OK.

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Sure, we can get you a bicycle.

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Yes!

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Can I help you guys?

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Yes, we're looking
to get my son a bicycle.

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I want this one!

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Oh, well,
that's a Class 3 e-bike.

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Yes, Class 3's got pedal-assist

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up to 27 miles an hour!

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Eric, that's $2,000.

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You're gonna just let kids
at school bully me?

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You want me to stay inside all
day and be a fat fuck, Mom?

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That's a very specific
kind of bike, ma'am.

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I can sell it to you, but
there's a lot of restrictions

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where your son can ride it.

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He'd have to respect a lot
of rules of the road.

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Oh, my God.
I will be so respectful.

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Kyle!

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Kyle!

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Yeah! Yes!

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Suck my dick, Kyle!

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I got a Class 3 e-bike, bitch!

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That's you crying, Kyle,
'cause you don't have one.

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Yeah!

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Check it out, bro,
Class 3 e-bike!

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Cool, huh?

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Suck my dick, Kenny!

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Stan!

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Stan, you gotta get out here!

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Suck my dick!

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Class 3, motherfucker!

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Your mom got you one?

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Yeah, isn't it sweet?

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You gotta suck my dick now.

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I'm gonna get a hoodie
and a face-covering

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and make everyone in town
suck my dick.

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Suck my dick.

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Excuse me.

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Gotta suck my dick.

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Suck it!

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Yeah!

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Yes!

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I'm sorry, Stanley,
but the answer is no.

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But Mom,
even Cartman has one now.

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Clyde has an e-bike.
Tolkien has an e-bike

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Craig and Wendy.

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Those electric bikes cost
thousands of dollars, Stan.

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Where are we supposed to
find the money?

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I'll pay for part of it!

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I got 200 bucks from Grampa.

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Stan, even if I said yes,

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it's your dad
you have to worry about.

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You know how your father feels
about e-bikes.

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Those goddamn kids
almost killed me again!

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How can they let children
go 40 miles an hour

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in a bike lane
designed for real bikers?

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I'm telling you guys,

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South America
is just not safe anymore.

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Well, Dad, maybe you should
get an e-bike, too.

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Then you can go as fast
as they do.

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Yeah, no thanks.

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Bikes are for being healthy.

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You're just jealous.

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Jealous?! Of what?

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Of something that does
all the work for you?

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You know what
they used to call things

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that did all the work for you?

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Slaves!

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Yeah, that was a good idea,
Shelley.

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No issues there.

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Dad, a lot of my friends
have e-bikes, OK, and--

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Yeah, and they're hanging out
in gangs and doing wheelies

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and probably smoking weed, OK?

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I was young once, too,
but now I'm a healthy cyclist

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and I'll be damned
if some pot-smoking kids

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are gonna ride in my bike lanes!

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This is so unfair.

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My parents said
the same thing--

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e-bikes are too unsafe,
too expensive.

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Well, hey, fellas!

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- Butters?
- Yeah, check out my new bike!

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Oh, great, Butters' parents
even get him a bike.

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Nah, I bought this off
of Tolkien for 400 bucks

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'cause he got a new one.

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And I'm no telling my parents,

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so I'm wearing this
face-covering.

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Well, that's great, Butters.

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Not everyone has 400 bucks.

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Well, why don't you guys just
go down to the Chinese bike shop?

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Chinese e-bikes?

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Are they just as good
as regular ones?

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No, they suck, but at least
you'd have something.

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Welcome to City E-bike.
Take your order, please.

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Yeah, we heard you have
really cheap e-bikes.

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Oh, yeah, we have all kind of
city e-bikes.

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Chinese e-bike very dependable.

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Only 60% chance it blow up
in your garage.

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Well, I have 200 bucks,
and I want to buy one

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for me and both of my friends.

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$200 for all three?

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Oh, you want
a Super City E-Bike.

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They go just as fast,

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but they are 92% chance
to blow up in your garage.

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Oh, sweet, bro!
We'll take them.

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Yeah, thanks, Stan!

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OK, great, I just need you
to sign waiver

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for your rideability.

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Our rideability?

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Yeah, you go fast on e-bike,
you kill people.

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Your liability.

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You sign waiver,
I'm not liable, you are.

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OK, sign here saying you will
not ride a City e-bike

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in the street.
Wink, wink.

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And sign here--
you are 16 years old older.

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Wink, wink.

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Just initial here--
Chinese City e-bike

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probably gonna blow up
in your garage.

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You agree not to ride
a City e-bike in a bike lane.

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Wink, wink.

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Sign here,
you're gonna do a wheelie.

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But really,
I know you gonna do a wheelie.

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Wink, wink.

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And sign, sign here,
and a sign, wink there.

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Here a sign, there a wink,
everywhere a wink, wink.

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OK, congratulation!

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That's $200.

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Oh, these goddamn guys.

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Fuck you.
Go around!

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Go around!

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Excuse me for being healthy.

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You could be healthy
a little more

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to the right side of the road

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instead of slowing
everybody down.

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Oh, I'm slow?

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I get all the way across
South America in 15 minutes.

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You try that in traffic.

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Hey!

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Goddamn fucking kids!

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Yeah!

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You like that?

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You think you're fast?

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And this little kid totally
swerves in front of me.

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Makes me crash into a car

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and just speeds off
like nothing happened.

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Damn e-bikes!

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South America's overrun
with them.

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They should be illegal.

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And where are the parents
in this?

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You know, I wouldn't let my
child hang out in biker gangs

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with face-coverings,
popping wheelies,

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probably doing drugs.

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Of course they're doing drugs!

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I used to smoke weed
when I was younger

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Now it's up to us healthy guys
to make our streets safe.

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We need to go on Google

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and ask how to get the laws
changed in South America.

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And so, officer,

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we think that e-bikes should
be made illegal

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so that South America
can be safe again.

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And we'd like to offer you
this cash and some cigars.

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You want to bribe me
with cash and cigars

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to change electric bike laws?

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That's what Google told me
to do, yes.

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Look, we'd love to have
the things regulated,

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but we can't get
the government to care.

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If you ask me, this whole
country's gone to shit.

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But hopefully things will get
better in November.

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That's when "Grand Theft
Auto VI" comes out.

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Well, somebody
has to do something.

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We need to get these kids off
the streets and back inside,

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- on their phones.
- Yeah!

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And if you guys
won't do anything,

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then the South American
Cycling Club will.

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A big change has come
to a small mountain town,

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and many local residents
are furious...

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about kids on their e-bikes.

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They travel in groups.

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Many conceal their faces,

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and with powerful
electric motors,

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these kids are starting
to form biker gangs.

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These kids are everywhere.

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I mean, they're just tearing
all up and down South America.

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What are we supposed to do?

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South America used to be
a quiet place.

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But now you got these kids
just going hog wild.

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It's an outrage!

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I've lived in South America
all my life

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and I've never seen anything
like this.

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These kids almost killed me
on the sidewalk

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and then told me
to suck their dick.

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And when you rolled over
and sucked a dick

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with the change
in the town name,

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did you feel any outrage then?

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Plenty of upset people here,

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and the question
on everyone's mind:

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Is the e-bike change permanent?

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? Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshinoya ?

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? Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ?

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Hey!

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How's it going?

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- Stan?
- Kenny?

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What's up, dude?

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See ya, Cartman.

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Kyle!

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Hey!

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God damn it!

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- This is so awesome!
- Come on, Kenny!

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Yeah, I fucking love you guys!

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? Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ?

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Eric, what happened?

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I got bullied again!

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Who bullied you now?

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Kyle and those guys.
I showed them my new bike.

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I told them
they had to suck my dick.

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But then they just went

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and bought bikes
that are faster than mine!

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Eric, Eric, slow down.

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Tell me exactly what happened.

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Yesterday,
when I got my new bike,

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I went to Kyle
and I said really nicely

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that he had to suck my dick,

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and then I told the other guys
they could suck my dick too,

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but they just went and got
bikes that go faster than me!

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I don't understand what
you want me to do, sweetie.

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Can you just call Kyle's mom

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and tell her that Kyle
still has to suck my dick

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and take away his e-bike?

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Honey, no, no,
I'm not doing that.

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I don't wanna get bullied
anymore, Mom!

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Can you please just get me
a speed unlock dongle?

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What's a speed unlock dongle?

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Hey, Roger, you wanna be
in our biker gang?

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There's kids on e-bikes
destroying our city,

258
00:12:38,946 --> 00:12:41,355
and the stupid bureaucrats
won't do anything about it.

259
00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:43,550
Yeah, this country's gone
to hell.

260
00:12:43,574 --> 00:12:45,663
Hopefully things will be better
in November.

261
00:12:45,687 --> 00:12:47,537
That's when "Grand Theft Auto
VI" comes out.

262
00:12:47,561 --> 00:12:48,625
Yeah, I know, but right now,

263
00:12:48,649 --> 00:12:50,801
we decided to take matters
into our own hands.

264
00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:53,411
We know who's selling
these things to kids.

265
00:12:55,611 --> 00:12:56,966
Well, if I'm going
to join you,

266
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:59,059
I need to ask you something
first.

267
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,247
Yeah?

268
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,438
Who's got
some electrolyte packets?

269
00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,462
Yeah!

270
00:13:27,444 --> 00:13:30,687
Oh, my God, these old farts
and their bicycles.

271
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,036
Welcome City E-Bikes.
Take your order, please?

272
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:56,391
So you're the guy that's been
selling death traps to kids.

273
00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,910
Hey, hey,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

274
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,715
Those kids sign a waiver.

275
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,438
It not my fault the bikes
blew up in the garage.

276
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:06,006
"Blew up in the garage"?
What is he talking about?

277
00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:08,959
Oh, Chinese e-bikes didn't
blow up in the garage?

278
00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:10,627
Wow, that's great

279
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,282
Hey, hey, no touchy, please!

280
00:14:12,306 --> 00:14:14,551
Oh, what, you mean these?

281
00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:17,045
Hey!
Hey, hey, that's fragile!

282
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,441
It looks fragile.

283
00:14:19,296 --> 00:14:20,315
Hey, whoa!

284
00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:21,714
Whoa, what you guys doing?

285
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:23,598
You messed
with the wrong people.

286
00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:25,343
Help!

287
00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:26,999
Stop! Please!

288
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,579
Ah! Please!

289
00:14:35,037 --> 00:14:37,692
Oh, my God, dude.
Is this just the best or what?

290
00:14:37,716 --> 00:14:40,694
Yeah, I just feel
so independent.

291
00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:42,214
We're not stuck inside
on our phones.

292
00:14:42,238 --> 00:14:43,790
We're, like, out doing shit,
you know?

293
00:14:43,814 --> 00:14:45,009
I mean, look at Kenny.
Seriously.

294
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:46,353
Have you ever seen him
this happy?

295
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,668
He does seem to really be
coming out of his shell.

296
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,220
I think if my dad
really understood

297
00:14:54,244 --> 00:14:56,551
how this made me feel,
he'd be OK with it.

298
00:14:56,894 --> 00:14:58,822
Dude, you thinking
of telling your parents?

299
00:14:58,846 --> 00:15:00,442
'Cause I ain't telling my mom
nothing.

300
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:02,763
I don't know.

301
00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:03,896
I'm just saying that I'm feeling

302
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,313
a certain maturity right now.

303
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,762
Maybe there's a way to make
our parents be reasonable.

304
00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:11,832
Mr. Kim?

305
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,976
Mr. Kim!

306
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,610
Can you tell us who did this
to you?

307
00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:20,251
It was

308
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,752
some biker gang.

309
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:30,234
Jesus, Mitch,
these kids on their e-bikes

310
00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:31,725
are getting worse all the time.

311
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,441
What are we supposed to do?

312
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,138
It's up to us
to make our streets safe.

313
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,852
We need to get on Google
and ask how the police

314
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:41,905
can respond to gang violence
in South America.

315
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:50,956
More changes today as a small
mountain town just continues

316
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,373
to roll over and suck a dick.

317
00:15:53,659 --> 00:15:55,689
Youth biker gangs here
now appear to be

318
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,890
attacking local businesses.

319
00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:00,286
This bike store behind me
was attacked,

320
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,529
along with
a Chinese bike business

321
00:16:02,553 --> 00:16:04,773
and the e-bike section
of Walmart.

322
00:16:04,892 --> 00:16:07,858
But just what do these
young biker gangs want?

323
00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:09,967
This young man says
he's the leader

324
00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,516
of the youth biker gangs.

325
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:12,789
To protect his identity,

326
00:16:12,813 --> 00:16:14,902
we'll simply call him El Gordo.

327
00:16:15,203 --> 00:16:16,283
Yeah, it's pretty cool

328
00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,468
'cause everyone is scared now
and they have to suck my dick.

329
00:16:18,492 --> 00:16:20,643
And, you know, we don't care
about anybody,

330
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,163
and I have
a high speed dongle now,

331
00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:24,624
so Kyle has to suck my dick
again too.

332
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,722
And what if this Kyle
responded to you saying,

333
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:31,389
"That fat fuck can't even go 15
'cause of his fat ass"?

334
00:16:31,995 --> 00:16:33,702
You--you talked to Kyle?

335
00:16:34,163 --> 00:16:37,516
Police are trying to find
the owner of Keller's Bicycles,

336
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:39,938
who appears to be hiding
from these vicious

337
00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:41,925
South American biker gangs.

338
00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:52,064
We gotta make sure

339
00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:54,788
this Keller Bike Shop guy
doesn't squeal.

340
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:57,164
He won't if he knows
what's good for him.

341
00:16:57,324 --> 00:16:58,978
Look, I'm sorry,
but we're all out

342
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:01,001
of whey-based
protein powder, OK?

343
00:17:01,025 --> 00:17:02,829
Then get us some pea protein.

344
00:17:02,892 --> 00:17:04,415
You know
who you're dealing with?

345
00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:08,128
Excuse me.

346
00:17:08,215 --> 00:17:09,215
Excuse me!

347
00:17:13,948 --> 00:17:15,941
I just, uh, wanted
to let you know

348
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:19,446
that not all us e-bike kids
are the same, you know?

349
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,429
Not all of us are
riding on sidewalks

350
00:17:22,453 --> 00:17:23,759
and causing problems.

351
00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:25,742
That's a very small minority
of us.

352
00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:28,419
A very fat but small minority.

353
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,876
So what?

354
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,958
You calling
for some kind of truce?

355
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:35,007
We just wanna enjoy our bikes.

356
00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:37,400
Can't we maybe
just work together?

357
00:17:39,578 --> 00:17:41,770
Well, maybe you're right, kid.

358
00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:44,910
Maybe we can all come
to some kind of agreement.

359
00:17:45,157 --> 00:17:46,874
Why don't you sit down
and have a Jamba Juice,

360
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,421
see if we can work it out.

361
00:17:48,706 --> 00:17:49,968
OK. Sounds good.

362
00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:52,813
Get on Google, find out

363
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,318
how South American biker gangs
deal with each other.

364
00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:01,159
Kenny, what'd they say?

365
00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:02,870
They were actually
pretty cool about it.

366
00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:05,149
Really?
Damn, good job, Kenny.

367
00:18:05,309 --> 00:18:06,591
Yeah, we talked about it,
and they said

368
00:18:06,615 --> 00:18:08,295
we could probably come
to an understanding.

369
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:09,412
Oh, thank God.

370
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,212
And now Cartman can't ruin it
for the rest of us.

371
00:18:11,353 --> 00:18:12,876
Yeah, I told you guys
it'd be fine.

372
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,808
I gotta get home.
See you tomorrow.

373
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:16,073
Yeah, see you guys tomorrow.

374
00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:17,414
Maybe we can ride our bikes
to school.

375
00:18:17,438 --> 00:18:18,482
Yeah, sweet!

376
00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:27,893
- Holy shit!
- Kenny!

377
00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:48,599
What's going on?

378
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,445
Stan lost a really good
friend today, Randy.

379
00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:54,427
You wanna tell your dad, honey?

380
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,316
Me and my friends,

381
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,526
we just wanted to be
like everyone else.

382
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,540
So we went and got e-bikes.

383
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,795
And then Kenny's exploded,
and he died.

384
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,640
Wait, that was Kenny?

385
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,012
You heard about it?

386
00:19:10,036 --> 00:19:11,037
It was awful.

387
00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:12,865
He was so happy too.

388
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,736
He thought he'd really found
his voice for once.

389
00:19:17,402 --> 00:19:18,921
Did they find the bomb?

390
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,782
Well, no, it wasn't a bomb.

391
00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:21,878
Probably the battery
just blew up

392
00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:23,904
'cause we signed
for our rideability.

393
00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:25,810
Well, yeah,
they're just dangerous.

394
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,401
That's what I've been trying
to tell everybody.

395
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,951
And I didn't listen.

396
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,359
I'm sorry, Dad.

397
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,313
This is all my fault.

398
00:19:34,504 --> 00:19:35,757
Hey, listen.

399
00:19:36,118 --> 00:19:37,833
This is not your fault, Stan.

400
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,443
It's everyone's fault
who got an e-bike.

401
00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:43,331
It's too bad
it took someone having to die

402
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,922
to open people's eyes.

403
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,010
- Yeah.
- I know one thing.

404
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:51,927
That this community is going
to come together over this.

405
00:19:51,951 --> 00:19:54,664
Because that's what
South America does.

406
00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,674
We're all united in grief.

407
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,295
But as South America
always does,

408
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:05,128
we will find solace
in each other.

409
00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:09,979
I am so inspired by the way
our town has come together,

410
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:13,619
and as mayor, I am honored
to officially announce

411
00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:16,821
the Kenny McCormick
E-Bike Ordinance.

412
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:22,470
? We are South America ?

413
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:28,140
? Where the cold north wind
blows ?

414
00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:33,793
? If you're driving through
our mountain town ?

415
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,863
? I just think
you should know ?

416
00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:40,388
No! Not my dick! My dick!

417
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:45,150
? That we are
South America ?

418
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:50,917
? And that
northern mountain sun ?

419
00:20:50,941 --> 00:20:56,648
? Always be South America ?

420
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:02,415
? We won't change for anyone ?

421
00:21:02,439 --> 00:21:07,879
? Two words that bring a smile
to my mouth ?

422
00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:10,560
? America ?

423
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,809
? And south ?

424
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,924
? We are South America ?

425
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:24,740
? We are South America ?

426
00:21:24,764 --> 00:21:30,031
? And that
northern mountain sun ?

427
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:36,120
? Always be South America ?

428
00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:41,149
? We won't change for anyone ?

429
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:48,604
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