1 00:00:14,028 --> 00:00:15,503 You look like an asshole. 2 00:00:15,527 --> 00:00:16,412 A lot of people are gonna be wearing 3 00:00:16,424 --> 00:00:17,297 these hats at the concert. 4 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,098 It might be you looking like an asshole, Frank. 5 00:00:19,122 --> 00:00:20,458 Concert? What concert? 6 00:00:20,482 --> 00:00:22,967 I thought we were going to a virtual reality thing. 7 00:00:22,992 --> 00:00:25,129 Oh, no. You're getting confused with "Virtual Insanity." 8 00:00:25,216 --> 00:00:27,488 - What? - Yeah, that's Jamiroquai's top song, 9 00:00:27,589 --> 00:00:29,959 and Mr. Jamiroquai is the one who wears the hat. 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,529 They're a hat band. 11 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:33,634 Oh, no. Come on. They're not a hat band, all right? 12 00:00:33,635 --> 00:00:34,869 And the man's name is not Jamiroquai. 13 00:00:34,881 --> 00:00:36,222 That's the band's name, okay? 14 00:00:36,247 --> 00:00:38,284 The man's name is Jay Kay. 15 00:00:38,309 --> 00:00:40,129 And that's not just a J and a K. That's, uh... 16 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,950 that's spelled J-A-Y K-A-Y. 17 00:00:42,184 --> 00:00:44,846 And the band's name actually is... This is interesting. 18 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,132 It's a portmanteau. 19 00:00:46,156 --> 00:00:49,683 It's a combination of Jam, as in "jam session," and "Iroquois." 20 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:50,719 I'm lost. 21 00:00:50,743 --> 00:00:53,549 We all are, but Dennis is a super fan, so he'll go on and on about it. 22 00:00:53,574 --> 00:00:55,442 Well, let's hear the album. 23 00:00:55,443 --> 00:00:57,189 - Well... - Well, there's really only the one song. 24 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:59,450 Well, hard disagree on that there, pal. But yeah. 25 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:01,021 No, we can't really listen to music 26 00:01:01,022 --> 00:01:03,635 because, uh, this thing doesn't have a CD player, 27 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,664 and we left our phones at home as a nod to the '90s. 28 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,467 - So, we're kinda screwed here. - Well, not me. 29 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,437 I never go anywhere without my phone. 30 00:01:09,438 --> 00:01:10,909 - Is that right? - Is that right? 31 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,146 - Goddamn it. What's this? - Well, yeah. 32 00:01:13,279 --> 00:01:14,983 Frank, we had to take your phone 33 00:01:15,007 --> 00:01:16,827 and replace it with a calculator because you are addicted. 34 00:01:16,853 --> 00:01:19,658 - Yeah. - Concert, concert, concert. 35 00:01:19,659 --> 00:01:22,055 - Don't go in there for a while. - Goddamn it. 36 00:01:22,201 --> 00:01:25,165 I forgot how annoying it is to go to a concert with you, Dee. 37 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:27,689 - You're way too drunk way too soon. - What? No. 38 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:28,813 Remember the Dave Matthews concert 39 00:01:28,825 --> 00:01:29,912 where we tossed her under the Astrovan? 40 00:01:29,913 --> 00:01:33,428 - You guys... - ? She got stuffed Under the van ? 41 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:34,647 ? Broken ribs ? 42 00:01:34,671 --> 00:01:35,858 Yeah, yeah. 43 00:01:35,859 --> 00:01:38,128 Where are we by the way? I don't recognize this area. 44 00:01:38,129 --> 00:01:42,561 Yeah, I don't know. Um, I think I got a little turned around 45 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:43,991 because we don't have GPS. So... 46 00:01:44,015 --> 00:01:45,516 What the hell is that? 47 00:01:45,611 --> 00:01:48,091 Well, you know what? We-We might be running out of gas. 48 00:01:48,116 --> 00:01:49,718 - The gas gauge might... - What? 49 00:01:49,719 --> 00:01:51,455 Yeah, well, I couldn't tell if the gas gauge was working. 50 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:53,593 I think we might have jacked up the electronics 51 00:01:53,594 --> 00:01:55,731 when we ripped out the console. 52 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,220 You morons. 53 00:01:58,278 --> 00:01:59,681 - Yeah. - Okay, we are fully out of gas. 54 00:01:59,706 --> 00:02:01,308 - Shit. - Yeah, we're, uh... 55 00:02:01,309 --> 00:02:03,454 Seems kind of like a rough area, isn't it? 56 00:02:03,479 --> 00:02:06,427 Yeah, well, it's getting worse and worse these days, I'll tell you that. 57 00:02:06,452 --> 00:02:09,658 Well, don't panic, everybody. You know, it's fine, I think. 58 00:02:09,659 --> 00:02:10,895 What's that? 59 00:02:11,185 --> 00:02:14,275 That's one of those driverless robot taxi cars or whatever. 60 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,904 - There's nobody driving it? - Mm-mmm. 61 00:02:15,905 --> 00:02:19,219 So a robocar driving through a homeless encampment. 62 00:02:19,244 --> 00:02:21,581 That seems like Judge Dredd. 63 00:02:21,606 --> 00:02:25,599 Yeah, dude. You're right. It is very dystopian for sure. 64 00:02:25,624 --> 00:02:27,126 And if I could just, you know, 65 00:02:27,127 --> 00:02:29,998 bring things back around full circle, if you don't mind. 66 00:02:29,999 --> 00:02:31,836 Uh, this is the exact future 67 00:02:31,837 --> 00:02:35,558 that Jamiroquai was trying to warn us about almost 30 years ago. 68 00:02:37,454 --> 00:02:40,425 _ 69 00:02:40,449 --> 00:02:46,449 credits 70 00:02:59,865 --> 00:03:01,232 Keep the curtains closed 71 00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:04,257 because the first thing those animals do is go for your holes. 72 00:03:04,281 --> 00:03:06,413 So you gotta stuff up because that's how they get into you. 73 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:07,841 - You gotta... Yeah. - Wait. Hang on. No. Frank. 74 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:09,846 - Frank, relax. - Here. Stuff up. Stuff up. 75 00:03:09,847 --> 00:03:11,617 - Nobody wants your holes. - That's how they get inside of you. 76 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,018 - They enter. - They... 77 00:03:13,019 --> 00:03:14,655 Nobody wants to be inside you. 78 00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:16,559 Don't panic. You still have time to make the concert. 79 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:20,308 We just need somebody to go out there and get us some gas, right? 80 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,570 - Mac? - Yeah. 81 00:03:21,971 --> 00:03:23,673 Me? Why? Why me? 82 00:03:23,698 --> 00:03:25,418 Well, I mean, you're the only one with a chained wallet. 83 00:03:25,443 --> 00:03:27,313 Oh, that was for the mosh pit though. 84 00:03:27,314 --> 00:03:28,749 Yeah, it'd be crazy for those of us 85 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,495 who don't have chained wallets to go out there. 86 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:32,423 - That'd be crazy. - Plus, you're the enforcer. 87 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:34,628 - Aren't you always saying that? - And that you know the streets super well. 88 00:03:34,629 --> 00:03:36,508 - He knows the streets. - You guys say that. 89 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,369 I've definitely heard you say it, but sure, if you want. 90 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:40,005 - All right. I'll do it. - Go leave with your... 91 00:03:40,006 --> 00:03:41,609 No, no. Wait. Don't go. 92 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:43,968 Hang on to your teeth because that's what they do. 93 00:03:43,993 --> 00:03:45,917 They pull your teeth and use it for currency. 94 00:03:45,918 --> 00:03:47,755 They take my teeth? Why would they take my teeth? 95 00:03:47,756 --> 00:03:49,158 They trade teeth for currency. 96 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:50,760 Where are you getting that from? 97 00:03:50,761 --> 00:03:52,264 I thought you were talking about the Mad Max 98 00:03:52,289 --> 00:03:54,744 dystopian world with the oil and the cars. 99 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,438 - Oh, oh, oh. - I see what's going on. 100 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:58,677 - He's mixing up his dystopian futures. - Yeah. 101 00:03:58,678 --> 00:04:01,014 When you talked about the driverless car... 102 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:04,955 Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans are fighting over water. 103 00:04:04,956 --> 00:04:04,988 Mad Max is after the computer wars when the humans 104 00:04:04,989 --> 00:04:06,625 - Wait. What? - Yeah. 105 00:04:06,626 --> 00:04:09,197 - I thought it was in the past. - No, it's in the future. 106 00:04:09,198 --> 00:04:11,836 The computers have had the big AI fight. The Terminator... 107 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:13,774 And the fight over water, that's Waterworld. 108 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,911 No, that's when there's too much water. 109 00:04:15,912 --> 00:04:20,486 Which one was the midget strapped to the tank and he was playing the guitar? 110 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,491 We're getting our Mad Maxes all mixed up. 111 00:04:22,515 --> 00:04:24,829 We're getting all of these dystopian futures mixed up, and it's just... 112 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,900 It's too much to unravel. We're gonna miss 113 00:04:26,901 --> 00:04:29,346 And I don't wanna miss the concert, okay? So, how about this? 114 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,965 Go out there, get us some gas, 115 00:04:30,989 --> 00:04:32,920 and we'll circle back to this conversation because I do think it's important. 116 00:04:32,945 --> 00:04:34,781 Yeah, dude. Just go get gas, please? 117 00:04:34,782 --> 00:04:37,120 I'll get the gas 'cause I'm the enforcer. I know the streets. 118 00:04:37,145 --> 00:04:39,291 You're the enforcer. You know the streets. Otherwise, we're gonna be here all night. 119 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:41,270 I'm actually gonna roll too 'cause I need some more supplies. 120 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:43,407 - I gotta beef up this jungle juice. - All right. Go. 121 00:04:43,432 --> 00:04:44,668 - You really don't, Dee. - Boosh. 122 00:04:44,669 --> 00:04:46,603 - Oh, you bitch. - Oh, she got your hat. 123 00:04:46,628 --> 00:04:48,732 Yeah, that's all right. I brought a spare. 124 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,528 This city has really turned to shit, huh? 125 00:04:52,552 --> 00:04:55,155 Really, it's an excessive amount of homeless people, right? 126 00:04:55,156 --> 00:04:56,659 This is just weird, right? 127 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:58,128 It's the fentanyl, Dee. It's the goddamn fentanyl. 128 00:04:58,129 --> 00:05:00,098 Oh, whatever happened to crackheads though? 129 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,379 - 'Cause crackheads were fun. - They were industrious, you know? 130 00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:04,140 They would sell you a bike. They would tell you a joke. 131 00:05:04,141 --> 00:05:06,044 - They would work for their crack. - They were hard workers. 132 00:05:06,045 --> 00:05:07,715 They'd offer to suck dick for it. You know what I mean? 133 00:05:07,815 --> 00:05:09,552 - They wouldn't expect anything. - "I'll suck yo' dick!" 134 00:05:09,553 --> 00:05:11,665 That was funny and this is just sad. 135 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:14,795 Oh, please. A pile of filth right in the... where I was trying to walk. 136 00:05:14,796 --> 00:05:17,032 - Shit. - I'm walking here. You know what I mean? 137 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:17,066 - Shit. - I'm walking here. 138 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,531 I-I gotta be honest with you. 139 00:05:18,555 --> 00:05:20,553 I put too much energy drink inside of my juice, 140 00:05:20,577 --> 00:05:22,728 and I think my buzz is wearing off. 141 00:05:22,753 --> 00:05:24,113 We gotta find a liquor store. 142 00:05:24,114 --> 00:05:26,251 No. Dee, we need to find a gas station, all right? 143 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:27,922 Go ask somebody. 144 00:05:27,923 --> 00:05:30,078 No, I'm not talking to these people. They're crazy. 145 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:32,456 You ask somebody. You're the one who knows the streets. 146 00:05:32,481 --> 00:05:34,166 Fine, pussy. 147 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,581 There's nothing to be afraid of, all right? These people are harmless. 148 00:05:36,606 --> 00:05:38,544 Sir. Hi, sir. Excuse me. 149 00:05:38,710 --> 00:05:41,682 Um, we're looking for a gas station. Could you point us in the right direction? 150 00:05:41,683 --> 00:05:43,386 Yeah, let me help you. 151 00:05:43,486 --> 00:05:46,861 You're gonna go down to the, uh, purple tent. 152 00:05:46,993 --> 00:05:48,597 You make a left at the bug zapper. 153 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,599 - You-You hear that? - Yeah, yeah. 154 00:05:50,624 --> 00:05:53,906 You're gonna go past the rat lot, and then you make a right at the barrels. 155 00:05:53,907 --> 00:05:55,845 - You can't miss it. Okay? - Okay. 156 00:05:56,011 --> 00:05:57,281 - All right. You see? - Yeah. 157 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,985 - What? What? - Oh. 158 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:01,972 - My chain technology failed me! - Uh... 159 00:06:03,069 --> 00:06:04,772 your chain seems fine. 160 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:07,641 Looks like your pants technology's what failed you. 161 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:09,673 That's a person. That's not a pile, that's a person. 162 00:06:09,697 --> 00:06:11,868 - Go. That's a person. We gotta go. - Okay. 163 00:06:13,648 --> 00:06:15,425 Like, the floor's moving around and stuff, 164 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:16,952 like furniture's, like, moving towards him. 165 00:06:16,953 --> 00:06:18,623 He's, like, "Whoa." It's really, really cool. 166 00:06:18,624 --> 00:06:20,259 And then he launches into like a... 167 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:22,096 ? Well, that's what They said yesterday ? 168 00:06:22,097 --> 00:06:24,300 ? There's nothing left to do But pray ? 169 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,805 ? I think I need to find A new religion ? 170 00:06:26,806 --> 00:06:28,952 Now let's stop there. Let's examine that last couplet 171 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:31,558 because I think when he's talking about religion, he's not talking about-- 172 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:34,253 - I wanna blow my brains out. - Well, yeah, it's a lot to take in. 173 00:06:34,254 --> 00:06:36,768 Yeah, but also, aren't you singing the wrong song? 174 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:37,928 I thought it went like... 175 00:06:37,929 --> 00:06:41,611 ? I wanna get high, so high ? 176 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:43,162 ? Hits from the bong ? 177 00:06:43,186 --> 00:06:45,028 No, Charlie. That's Cypress Hill. And that's two different songs. 178 00:06:45,052 --> 00:06:48,391 No, it's not. That's Jumanji, and it goes like... 179 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,385 ? Insane in the membrane ? 180 00:06:50,386 --> 00:06:52,700 ? Insane in the brain It's Jumanji ? 181 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:55,263 Hold on. No, that's a third Cypress Hill song that you're singing, 182 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:57,677 and then you're talking about a board game? Okay, it's Jamiroquai. 183 00:06:57,702 --> 00:06:59,437 Guys, Jesus. This is crazy. 184 00:06:59,438 --> 00:07:02,151 I need both of you to expand your Jamiroquai knowledge. 185 00:07:02,176 --> 00:07:05,149 Otherwise, you're gonna be at the concert, you're gonna be listening to the music, 186 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:07,587 but you're not gonna be really hearing the music. 187 00:07:07,588 --> 00:07:09,858 Goddamn it. If I could just play the song, 188 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:12,452 if I could just play it, I swear to God, you'd really get it, you know what I mean? 189 00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:14,668 I have a CD. I just... We don't even have a CD player. 190 00:07:14,669 --> 00:07:18,485 Dude, I bet there's, like, an old music player in this tent city somewhere. 191 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:20,623 You know, all these people are on old technology, man. 192 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:21,691 I bet they could play that. 193 00:07:21,715 --> 00:07:23,138 Hey. Yeah. You know what? 194 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:25,131 There's a certain flea market quality to it out there, you know? 195 00:07:25,156 --> 00:07:26,859 Except with more drugs and violence. 196 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,459 If you go out there, it's gonna draw attention to us. 197 00:07:29,484 --> 00:07:33,582 And if those cockroaches catch a scent, we're finished. 198 00:07:33,607 --> 00:07:34,951 Look, Frank, man, these are people, dude. 199 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:37,179 Yeah, don't refer to them as cockroaches. 200 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:38,794 That's appalling, you know what I mean? 201 00:07:38,818 --> 00:07:41,865 These are people that we look through and ignore, 202 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:43,659 unless we need to buy drugs or CD players. 203 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,564 Yeah. They are probably covered in cockroaches. 204 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:49,146 Well, if you hear two gunshots, then you know they got into my holes. 205 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,626 So then just burn the RV. Just fire it up. 206 00:07:51,651 --> 00:07:53,723 If they're in your holes, dude, you're not getting the shot off. 207 00:07:53,747 --> 00:07:55,983 That's a good point. If they've advanced that far, you're not-- 208 00:07:55,984 --> 00:07:57,921 - Yeah, you're done for. - You're done for. But, yes. 209 00:07:57,922 --> 00:07:59,825 We'll burn it down if they're in your holes. 210 00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:01,194 We got you covered, okay? 211 00:08:05,504 --> 00:08:07,040 Oh, thank God. 212 00:08:09,044 --> 00:08:10,742 Hello? Hello, sir. 213 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,449 Sir, hi, hi, hi. 214 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,630 Uh, our RV broke down, 215 00:08:14,655 --> 00:08:20,968 and, um, oh, as you can see, my chain wallet was ripped away by a homeless man, 216 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,640 and I-I-I don't, unfortunately, have any funds, 217 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:26,116 but I'm wondering if we-we can, uh... 218 00:08:27,665 --> 00:08:29,736 I see you pointing at the sign, but I... 219 00:08:30,019 --> 00:08:32,867 Oh, I get... No, I-I think there's a bit of a misunderstanding. 220 00:08:32,892 --> 00:08:34,696 Sorry. No, no, we're not homeless. 221 00:08:34,829 --> 00:08:36,365 I don't think he's gonna help us. 222 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,570 I think this guy thinks we're homeless, Dee. 223 00:08:38,571 --> 00:08:41,208 I think we gotta come up with a completely different 224 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:46,517 You know what? I've got an idea. 225 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:47,945 Come with me. 226 00:08:48,524 --> 00:08:49,992 Okay, give me the bottle. 227 00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:52,024 No, no, you can't. You're gonna dump it out. 228 00:08:52,049 --> 00:08:54,608 Of course I'm gonna dump it. I'm gonna fill it with gasoline. 229 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:57,149 You're gonna regret not having jungle boobs in the parking lot. 230 00:08:57,174 --> 00:08:59,579 Jungle boobs? Jungle boobs? You are useless. 231 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,848 Give me the hat. 232 00:09:03,389 --> 00:09:04,925 Yeah, this is working. 233 00:09:09,732 --> 00:09:11,811 - What? What is that? - Dee, what is that? 234 00:09:11,836 --> 00:09:14,008 Is that a homeless person's bottle? 235 00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:16,554 Did I pick up the wrong one back there? 236 00:09:16,579 --> 00:09:18,592 Oh, my God. Are you drinking street juice? 237 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:19,472 Oh, God. 238 00:09:19,496 --> 00:09:21,464 Oh, my God. You're gonna get hepatitis. 239 00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:23,225 Uh-oh. Starting to fold. 240 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:24,696 What? Fold? 241 00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:26,699 - Oh, my God. Is that the fentanyl? - Hey! 242 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,036 - Folding. - You took fentanyl. 243 00:09:28,112 --> 00:09:30,082 Unfold and run, Dee. Unfold and run. 244 00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:32,109 I'm sorry. It's okay. We're not homeless. 245 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,980 - Get the hell away from my truck! - Unfold. Unfold and run, Dee! 246 00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:35,618 There's nothing weird about this! 247 00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:38,656 God, look at all these homeless people, man. 248 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:40,126 Population is booming. 249 00:09:40,259 --> 00:09:41,995 Yeah. Where are they coming from, dude? 250 00:09:41,996 --> 00:09:43,899 Glad it's not nighttime. I'd be scared as shit. 251 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,237 Yeah. And you know, I feel bad too, you know. 252 00:09:46,238 --> 00:09:48,909 We're, like, driving to a jazz show in a spare home... 253 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,714 ...and these people have, like, no homes, you know. 254 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,551 Right, yeah. I see the irony in that. 255 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,964 It's-It's a shame, but, you know, nothing to be done. Uh-uh. 256 00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:56,125 Well, nothing you can do about it, 257 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,461 - but, you know... - Yeah. 258 00:09:58,485 --> 00:10:01,744 Have you noticed there's quite a few people around here that are, like, folded? 259 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,874 - Yeah, they're like... I know. - Look at this guy right here. 260 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:06,112 What is that? Like, how do they not tip over? 261 00:10:06,378 --> 00:10:09,092 Good question. Yeah, it's actually quite impressive, isn't it? 262 00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:12,792 It's, like, they gotta have strong legs to-to-to pull that off, you know? 263 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:15,463 Are the drugs only affecting the top half? 264 00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:18,636 It's a torso-based narcotic, you know what I mean? 265 00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:21,074 Still, it feels like somebody should do something about this. 266 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,812 It's gotta be tough on the spine long-term. 267 00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:25,315 Yeah. You know what? Go with me here. I got an idea. 268 00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:26,886 Hang on. Check this out. 269 00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:33,097 All right? And I just go up a little. 270 00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:34,400 You lift him up and... 271 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,271 - There we go. - Hey! 272 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:38,275 Look at that, huh? 273 00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:39,708 Yeah, not bad. 274 00:10:39,733 --> 00:10:43,251 Not bad? Dude, come on, that's, like, a million-dollar idea right there. 275 00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:45,223 - Look at that. Look at that. - Well, yeah. 276 00:10:45,323 --> 00:10:46,925 Who's gonna give you the million dollars? 277 00:10:46,926 --> 00:10:48,964 'Cause these people don't have any money. 278 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:52,202 Uh, well, no. Yeah. No, they don't, but you know what you do in those plays? 279 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:55,208 You-You find an investor, like, some kind of big-money guy 280 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:57,547 - who sees how to monetize this thing. - Government contract. 281 00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:59,551 - That's where the big money is at, right? - Yes, 282 00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:00,963 yeah, it's a social play, right? 283 00:11:00,988 --> 00:11:02,737 You go after the federal dollars. 284 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,429 We got a real problem with the folding. Let's take care of this kind of a thing. 285 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,643 Hey, are you hearing music coming from over there? 286 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,081 I am hearing that. It's got to be playing out of something, right? 287 00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:11,609 - Should we check that out? - Yeah, let's do it. 288 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,847 Dude, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna grab this. 289 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,583 Yeah, yeah. 290 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:18,187 Just, you know, don't want anyone to steal the prototype. 291 00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:21,327 You know, copyrights, trademarks and that kind of thing. 292 00:11:21,328 --> 00:11:23,432 - I just... You get what I'm saying, right? - I got you. 293 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,104 You know, you just gotta copyright and all that stuff. 294 00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:40,332 - Cricket? - Hey! 295 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:44,040 Hey! What's good? 296 00:11:48,123 --> 00:11:49,795 - You mind turning that down a little bit? - Yeah, yeah. 297 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,822 - Turn that down a little, Cricket. - Yeah. 298 00:11:51,823 --> 00:11:53,560 - Cricket. Cricket! - Cricket. 299 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:56,073 - ĦAy! - I noticed you speaking Spanish earlier. 300 00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:57,699 Is this a Latino neighborhood? Or... 301 00:11:57,724 --> 00:12:00,740 I'm with the Puerto Ricans now. 302 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:03,278 - Oh! They, like, own you or something? - No, no, no, no. 303 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,382 - Don't ask. It's... - Well, I mean, in a way. But either way... 304 00:12:05,383 --> 00:12:07,053 Hey, cool. That's cool. 305 00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:09,223 Cricket, what's the story with that CD player? 306 00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:11,460 Is that up for grabs? 'Cause I'd like to barter for that. 307 00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:13,298 Yeah, we kind of need one of those. 308 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,968 That's my most prized possession. 309 00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,138 He just said he'd barter for it. So... 310 00:12:16,271 --> 00:12:17,775 That's your most prized possession? 311 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,144 If you wanna haggle, we can haggle 312 00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:20,913 because I'm looking at that hat, 313 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,518 and I'm thinking, "That's a bang-up chamber pot." 314 00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:24,187 I don't have indoor plumbing. That hat's got structure. 315 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:26,025 You could throw a bag in there, it's good to go. 316 00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:27,594 I'll do it for the hat, maybe. 317 00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:29,699 The hat's just not on the table, that's not... 318 00:12:29,723 --> 00:12:31,668 Yeah. Listen, you're talking about taking a dump in this guy's hat. 319 00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:33,573 - Come on, dude. - I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry he went there. 320 00:12:33,574 --> 00:12:35,109 - Yeah. - This is a Jay Kay hat. 321 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,545 - No hat. Hat's done. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 322 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:36,578 - No hat. Hat's done. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 323 00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:38,348 Okay. Hat's-- Whoa! Whoa. 324 00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,186 - Cricket! - All right. I made a move. That's on me. 325 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,155 - Leave him alone. - Damn you to hell. 326 00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:43,694 - I already lost one of these. - You're not getting the hat. 327 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,764 - Okay. I'm backing off. - Okay? 328 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,834 Just give me some foil and we'll be done. You can have the damn thing. 329 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,671 Are you talking about just regular... ...tinfoil? 330 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,676 - Is that code for something? - The stuff you wrap food in? 331 00:12:51,677 --> 00:12:53,814 - Or just tinfoil? - Tinfoil's as good as gold around here. 332 00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:57,061 Come on, you gotta understand the streets. Tinfoil is king. And fentanyl. 333 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,199 Yeah, fentanyl is better. 334 00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:00,167 If you have fentanyl, I'll take the fentanyl over everything 335 00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,896 and you can have this entire house. 336 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:04,000 - We have tinfoil. Yeah. - Yeah. Let's get you that tinfoil. 337 00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,203 - I think we bought some for the hot dogs. - Yeah, we definitely do. 338 00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:08,274 - Well, I'll take the hot dogs too. - Well... 339 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:10,647 Hey, grab the radio, and we'll get the tinfoil. 340 00:13:10,847 --> 00:13:12,383 Hey, let me talk to you. 341 00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:15,221 Um, how do you feel about, you know, like a custom-made, 342 00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:17,862 standing device that props you up while you're folding, 343 00:13:17,886 --> 00:13:19,249 courtesy of Uncle Sam? 344 00:13:25,296 --> 00:13:26,344 Creepers. 345 00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:28,825 He's like this and the floor was moving, you know what I... 346 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,957 This is you guys, huh? I didn't take you for RV folks. 347 00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:33,660 Well, we picked it up as a sort of, 348 00:13:33,661 --> 00:13:37,067 you know, second home that drives, but, yeah... 349 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,671 - Don't rub it in. - Yeah. 350 00:13:38,937 --> 00:13:41,107 Not to rub it in that we have a second driving home. 351 00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:42,544 No, no, no, no. Hey, come on, please. 352 00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:44,280 You know, I mean, I like the tent, by the way. 353 00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:46,251 You know, humans are meant to sleep on the ground. 354 00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:48,354 - It's how we evolved. - Yeah, yeah. 355 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,394 My question is, like, how did you evolve to become like this, you know what I mean? 356 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:54,701 Because that's the weird thing, is I don't know your backstory. 357 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:57,073 I feel like I've known you forever, and yet I don't know how you became... 358 00:13:57,074 --> 00:14:00,245 I know, it's... No, you just don't know homeless people's backstories anymore. 359 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:01,816 You know, were you always Puerto Rican? 360 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,587 Were you always homeless? Like, how did you get this way? 361 00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:04,621 Were you always homeless? Like, how did you get this way? 362 00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,190 Are you kidding me right now? 363 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,403 You are my backstory. 364 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:08,496 - Really? - Yeah. 365 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,132 We factor into this in some way. 366 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,568 Okay, you factor into this in a great way. 367 00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:13,438 I'm here because of you. Do you not understand? 368 00:14:13,439 --> 00:14:15,509 That's crazy. I'd like to hear that story at some point. 369 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,580 - But why don't I grab the tinfoil... - You should know the story. 370 00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:18,851 Um... 371 00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:21,060 Could I maybe use your bathroom? 372 00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,591 - Yeah. I... - Yeah. 373 00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,662 - I mean, it's a no. - It's a no, right? 374 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,567 Yeah, Cricket. Because, you know, it's an inside toilet and... 375 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,269 You're an outside guy. 376 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,706 - You chose to be an outside person-- - I didn't choose. 377 00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:32,510 - You gave up though. - I never gave it up. 378 00:14:32,511 --> 00:14:34,413 - Yes, you did. - I got pushed out of society 379 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:36,618 - because of you two. - Well, good. There's your backstory. 380 00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:38,321 - Well, I don't think we factor into... - No. 381 00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:40,101 People like him always need somebody to blame. 382 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,929 Are you on drugs right now? Is that what's going on? 383 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,733 No, I'm not on drugs. Let me just see this thing, all right? 384 00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,737 - Would you show me this thing? - You wanna see this? 385 00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:47,541 Yeah, prop me up. I wanna see 386 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,276 - what you've been talking about. - Hell yeah, dude. Check it out. 387 00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:50,989 So imagine you're in one of your fentanyl folds. 388 00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,787 - Okay. Yep. All right. - Okay, there you go. 389 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,489 - How's that feel? - You like that? 390 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,627 I think you've got a million-dollar idea. 391 00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,496 - Boom! Yeah. That's what I was saying. - I think it's... 392 00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:01,201 - That is nice. Yeah. - Not bad, right? 393 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,770 You could use this for a couple of things 394 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,809 'cause I fold for a lot of different reasons. 395 00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:07,145 Let's get this over with. Yeah, we got a winner here. 396 00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:08,650 - This is... - Hey, Frank! 397 00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,520 Die, you scum! 398 00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:13,125 I'm gonna get you all. 399 00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:14,763 - Die! - What the hell? 400 00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:16,198 Frank, stop shooting. 401 00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:18,068 Hey, Frank, what are you doing? It's us, man. 402 00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:20,138 Oh, shit. I thought you were creepers. 403 00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:21,708 You shot Cricket, dude. 404 00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:23,178 Oh! Cricks, my bad. 405 00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:25,115 No. Hey, no, it's good. It's good. I'm good. 406 00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:27,462 You just nicked the flap, that's all. You know, we can survive. 407 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:30,092 Uh, tinfoil? I feel like we were talking about the tinfoil. Can I get it? 408 00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:31,529 Yeah, it's in the drawer under the sink. 409 00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:33,165 - Yeah, yeah. - Under the sink. 410 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,335 I don't know what flap he's talking about. 411 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:37,607 - What am I looking at here? - Oh, dude, this? 412 00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,742 Check it out, fentanyl stand. 413 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:44,154 - That's a million-dollar idea. - Thank you very much. 414 00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:46,458 You have financial backing or a government grant? 415 00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:47,700 We're gonna whiteboard it 416 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,341 after we've figured out the dystopian future, Mad Max thing. What? 417 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,378 - Was that? - Did-Did he just lock the door? 418 00:15:52,403 --> 00:15:53,640 There was a click. 419 00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:55,811 Hey, Cricket. 420 00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:59,484 Hey, don't lock the door, buddy, okay? 'Cause you're an outside person, right? 421 00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:01,689 That's an inside privilege. 422 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:04,394 - Son of a bitch unhoused us! - What's he doing in there? 423 00:16:05,362 --> 00:16:07,165 - Is that the song? - Yep. 424 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,437 No, it's not the... That's Cypress Hill. 425 00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:11,408 It's good. 426 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:13,345 It's awesome. 427 00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:24,385 If we had a goddamn cell phone, none of this would have happened. 428 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:25,245 Yeah. 429 00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:26,772 Okay, man. Whatever. 430 00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,108 Where's he going? 431 00:16:28,109 --> 00:16:29,712 - He's pissed off. - Yeah, well... 432 00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:32,425 - What's in here? What? - Oh, shit. Look, it's Mac. 433 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,053 - Yo! Hey! - Mac. 434 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,382 Oh, thank God, guys. 435 00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:38,705 I couldn't find the RV and the whole gasoline plan went sideways. 436 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,634 Oh. Well, the RV is in a bad situation, man, 437 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,737 'cause Cricket got in there and he unhoused us. 438 00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:44,742 - Yeah. You're wearing a trash bag? - Oh, yeah. 439 00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:47,547 That chain technology, it failed. I had a bare-ass situation. 440 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,520 - Yeah. Is Dee around, by the way? - Dee's on fentanyl. 441 00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:54,259 Oh! You know what? I got something for her. 442 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,164 - Check this out. Look. - She's folded. 443 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:57,467 Hey, Dee, you in there? 444 00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,705 Hey, check this out, Dee. Hold up. 445 00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:02,385 And down. 446 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,222 There we go. 447 00:17:04,247 --> 00:17:06,051 - And then I can raise her up. - That's great, man. 448 00:17:06,284 --> 00:17:08,088 Charlie, that's, like, a million-dollar idea right there. 449 00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,326 That's what I'm saying, dude. Yeah, it's a government play. 450 00:17:10,426 --> 00:17:11,963 We're gonna go after government dollars. 451 00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:14,400 Yeah. It's a federal dollar situation for sure, yeah. 452 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,175 You guys, I gotta say, I'm looking around, and this is kind of awesome in here. 453 00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:19,612 These people are having fun, dude. 454 00:17:19,745 --> 00:17:21,315 It actually kind of reminds me of the '90s. 455 00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:23,418 I like the vibe. This is kind of awesome. 456 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,264 It's like a genuinely happy experience. 457 00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,168 I think these people are living better than we do. Yeah. 458 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:29,707 This might be exactly what we've been searching for. 459 00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:30,957 Yeah. 460 00:17:30,981 --> 00:17:33,930 Is that a lady playing the guitar with a parakeet's head? 461 00:17:34,642 --> 00:17:36,578 - Yeah. - That is what that is. 462 00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:39,183 Yeah, for sure. She's using the beak as a pick there, I think. 463 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,288 - Yeah. - That's grim. 464 00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:43,839 You know what? Actually, that might be a pigeon's head painted like a parakeet. 465 00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,563 I don't know why she didn't just want it to be-- 466 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,465 - That's worse for some reason. - That is a pigeon's head 467 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,412 because there's a pigeon carcass next to the thing. 468 00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:51,341 - Why you suppose she needed to paint it? - That's fucking grotesque. 469 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,577 I think she's on fentanyl and doesn't realize what's happening. 470 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,483 Speaking of what's happening, uh, you're on fire. 471 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:58,189 - Oh, shit. Yeah. - Your-Your-Your hat's on fire. 472 00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,093 - Oh, shit! - Stomp that out. 473 00:18:00,259 --> 00:18:02,663 - The bug zapper got you. - Wow. 474 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,669 Out of the way. Out of the way. Out of the way. I got a cell phone. 475 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,408 I had to trade in a couple of teeth for it. 476 00:18:08,409 --> 00:18:10,279 - Whoa! Oh, shit. - It's all right. 477 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,449 I'll get the robot kind put in. Come on, let's bounce. 478 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,988 Wait, wait, wait. Not so fast there, Frank. I mean, we got to think about 479 00:18:14,989 --> 00:18:17,160 what Jay Kay would have wanted us to do in this situation. 480 00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:20,130 - Who? Oh. - Um, Jamiroquai. Mr. Jamiroquai. 481 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:23,104 Okay, not his name. His name's Jay Kay, but yes, okay? 482 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:26,277 Jay Kay, he saw all of this. He had the wisdom. 483 00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:31,121 I mean, he saw a future where people get so distracted by technology 484 00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:33,106 that they would lose their humanity. 485 00:18:33,136 --> 00:18:34,527 Dude, look at this, man. 486 00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:37,960 We're in paradise right now. It's happening right now. 487 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:39,753 This is real life. 488 00:18:39,777 --> 00:18:42,276 Dude, this is what Jay Kay would've wanted. 489 00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:44,157 He would've wanted us to stay here 490 00:18:44,182 --> 00:18:47,496 instead of getting distracted by our technology and forgetting about humanity. 491 00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,758 - Yeah. - Right. 492 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:52,531 Or... 493 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:04,320 I guess we are going to the concert after all. 494 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,857 Technology saved the day. 495 00:19:05,858 --> 00:19:07,727 Yeah. Well, except for some of us, you know? 496 00:19:07,728 --> 00:19:09,630 But, you know, hey, look, it'd be virtually insane of us 497 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,534 not to go to the concert at this point, right? 498 00:19:11,535 --> 00:19:13,705 Dennis, pop the trunk. Hang on, guys. 499 00:19:13,706 --> 00:19:16,277 It's just a prototype, you know, government contracts and all. 500 00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:18,147 We gotta make sure we're getting those. 501 00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:19,851 Now, let's do this thing. 502 00:19:19,852 --> 00:19:22,089 There's still time to catch the concert. Let's roll, guys. 503 00:19:22,289 --> 00:19:24,761 Let's roll. 504 00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,131 Yay! 505 00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:38,224 credits