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Supporting each other must be
the key to opening the vortex.

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The vortex won't let us leave

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until we find who the real killer is.

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- Are we back?
- Only one way to find out.

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CREDITS

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Warren and Lucy seem to have arrived

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- in a perfect world.
- _

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But as we all know,
that's not how the vortex works.

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There he is. Just in time to play us
the pan flute.

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Oh, Warren, you just have to try this.

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You too, lovely Lucy.

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Um, interesting.

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- Unique.
- Fermented soybeans.

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I kind of like this world, Dad.

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We, uh, got any sausages?

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Oh, sausages. Oh, Warren,
you are such a scream.

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Now, if you don't mind,
the barbecue is my domain.

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Hinemoa?

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Significant other!

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I missed you.

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I've only been in the kitchen, silly.

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Yeah. Um, babe,

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have we got any pork sausages
in the fridge?

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I'm starving.

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We're vegan, you egg.

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And we don't have eggs either.

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- Oh. Hi, Lucy.
- Hi, Bo.

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Do you want to see my new tattoo?

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Uh, sure.

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_

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You can touch it if you like.

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That takes irony to a whole new level.

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I'm so glad you get it.

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Yeah, people say that Da Vinci was
ahead of his time,

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but really,

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I think he was just outside
the realms of our comprehension.

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What do you think about that statement?

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- Um...
- Should we take this inside?

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I've got some poems I'd
like to read you as well.

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Seeing you together reminds me how
awesome you are, e hoa.

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Hey. Come on.

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Come on.

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Hey!

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Yeah. Hey.

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I see you, brother.

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We all see you, brother.

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Yep. And I see you too.
Right in front of me.

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- You smoking now, bro?
- No, no, I'm not smoking.

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This is my thinking tool.
It gives me clarity.

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Smoking!

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Warren.

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My friend. Gotta show you the salad
that I brought.

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Now, it is chock full
of Indonesian greens

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and some of those dandelion leaves
that we foraged yesterday.

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Here.

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Oh my. You got really tense shoulders.

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It goes all the way up to your neck.

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We should do some calming exercises.

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Nope, I'm good, I'm good. Where's Lucy?

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You seem distressed.

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Maybe we should talk
about your feelings.

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- No. Kei te pai, Muzz.
- Muzz? Who's Muzz?

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That's you.

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No. My name is Murray.
And if you're going to shorten it,

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it should be Mur.

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Why do you keep adding on 'zz'
to everything?

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You're the one that chose that name.

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It's even on your rugby jersey.

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Rugby?

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What's this rug-by of which you speak?

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I've never heard of it.

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I've written a haiku on a piece
of recycled paper.

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Lucy's grace shines bright.

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Sunlight dances in her eyes.

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Beauty in each step.

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Dad. Are you okay?

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Welcome to ESPN.

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Oh. Thank God.

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The Essay, Sonnets and Poetry Network.

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No! Please, no.

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Here's your host, Dr Sean Fitzpatrick.

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I thought you'd be cold,

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oh, tree that my love hangs upon.

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Lucy.

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Shed. Now.

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Rugby god
Tana Umaga is a poet laureate?!

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This world is crazy.

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Oh, come on, Dad, it's nice.

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No one's trying to kill us.
The food's actually really good.

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Your friends are intelligent for once.

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Some might even say it's a utopia.
Or is it AN utopia?

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No. Can't have a utopia without rugby.

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Sorry, darling, that's just a fact.

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No no. No. No no.

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I know what I have to do to
open the vortex.

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Okay. In the words of every

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Star Wars character ever,
I have a bad feeling about this.

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And I opened my bag
and it was full of rose petals.

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Wow. How sweet.

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Kia ora, e hoa ma. Uh, I was
wondering if any of you fellas,

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I mean, you gentlemen would
like to accompany me to

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the park down the road.

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Let us commune with nature
as friends and kindred spirits.

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We can listen to the tui.

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Oh, their song is
so beautiful this time of year.

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Yep. That's it.
We'll listen to some tui.

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Love me a bit of Tui.

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But also I would like to teach you
all a little game.

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Surely if we want to hear the tui,
we should be deeper in the forest.

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Uh, spread out.

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Okay. Spread out in a line with some
distance in between you.

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You see this? This is a rugby ball.

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Now you pass it to Darren.

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No no no no no.

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Throw it to Darren.

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Come on bro,
you can do better than that.

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Uh, try that again

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but with a bit more kaha behind it.

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And from your hip. Like this.

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- From the hip?
- Yeah.

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- Yeah. Yeah. Better.
- Yeah?

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Okay, now you have a go, Daz.

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Daz. I like the shortening of names
and adding a Z.

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- OK. Muz?
- Yeah.

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Oh, I got it! Ooh, I like that.

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- Heaps of kaha.
- Pretty mean, eh?

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Yeah. Hah!

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Oh! Daz.

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Throw it properly!

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? Rugby in our DNA

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? We watch at night and we play all day.

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? Run, tackle, pass the ball.

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? Hit the ruck

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? Rolling on.

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I can be a line out.

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? We drink the bowl.

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? Rolling on

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? Rolling ball.

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Yeah!

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? Rugby, it's in our blood.

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? Feel the pain. Taste the mud.

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? Crunch. Pummel.

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? On and on.

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? The glory in the oval ball.

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Yeah.

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? The oval ball.

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? The oval ball.

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Scrum time. Crouch. Touch. Engage!

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Smells like fish and chips in here.

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Here's the ball.

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In the back!

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The back, the back!

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? Champagne with the other guys.

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? Orange segments, beer and pies.

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- ? Run, tackle Rolling on
- You all kick me!

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? The glory of the oval ball! ?

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How awesome was that, eh, brothers?

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- Rugby!
- Yeah!

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What do you reckon, Muzz?
What did you like about that?

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Rugby!

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Yep, that's the name of the game.

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But what did you like about it?

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- Rugby!
- Yeah.

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Ruck!

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Rugga-by.

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Rugga-by. Rugga-by. Rugga-by. Rugga-by.

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Rugga-by. Rugga-by. Rugga-by.

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Might have gone rugby mad!

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Oh, wow.

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This chakra chai soothing my chakras
to no end.

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- I knew you'd like it.
- Love it.

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My chakras are good to go.

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So, um, yeah, I would be keen to go

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to France with you.
I think I'd love that.

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Me too.

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Speaking of France...

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Would you care to kiss
in the style of the French?

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- May I have your consent?
- Yes!

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Yeah. Um...

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I consent.

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_

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Dad? What have you done?

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It wasn't intentional, I swear.

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A citywide riot has broken out across
Wellington and Lower Hutt.

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We cross live to reporter Karen Karrin.

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Thanks so much. I'm here in the streets,

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watching the hordes
of men wreaking havoc,

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tackling anything that moves,

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and then forming impromptu huddles
with the orange segments.

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I've managed to find someone I can
talk to.

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- What's your name, sir?
- Baz!

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And, um,
why are you doing all this tackling?

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Cos it's awesome!

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Are you concerned that some people
don't want to be tackled?

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No. It's awesome! Rugga-by!

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Rugga-by!

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So far, one fatality has been reported.

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A Mrs. Beverley Schrodinger
was sadly killed in a rolling maul.

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Authorities advise everyone
to stay indoors

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and avoid all contact with oval objects.

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Oranges!

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Back to you in the studio.

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Dad, what have you done?

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I didn't know it was going to get
this bad. Okay?

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They just went rugby crazy. All I did
was teach them a few,

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like, spin passes, some chip kicks
and some throw ins, and a scrum.

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- That's it.
- Whoa whoa. What are you doing?

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I don't know, but I like the sound of
this rugga-by.

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No no. Hey, hey, look at me.

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What about the fact

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that different characters
in Winnie the Pooh

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represent different types
of neurodiversity?

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00:11:19,106 --> 00:11:20,146
Wow.

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I hadn't thought
about that, but it's so true.

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- You have to fix this.
- How?

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Uh, no, no.

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Don't answer that.

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But that could be the artisan
chutney that I ordered.

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No. Um, honey. Honey, wait.
Wait wait wait!

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Hey! Ni hao, namaste, talofa lava,
tena koe, and bonjour.

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I always forget bonjour.
And he's French.

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Hey, my name's, uh, P. William Doyle,
and I'm a COP.

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A Counsellor Of People. It's an acronym.

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Yep. Ah, I know who you are, Phil.

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Hey, friend.

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- Hey, Hinemoa.
- Philip.

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Nice man bun.

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Well, thank you. That's...
Wow. That's a nice compliment.

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Thank you. Um, so, look,

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it's come to my attention
or our attention

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that you've incited the citywide riots

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that are currently taking place
in the city.

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Hey, look. I only wanted
to teach some dudes about

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the greatest game that ever was.

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I never thought it would end like this.

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Oh, all these emotions
that are bubbling away down there.

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You know what we should do?
Let's talk about your feelings

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down at the station over
a serenity brew or three.

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Why can't we just have a chat here?

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Well, I just don't really feel like
the feng shui

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in here is conducive

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to us having some open
and honest dialogue.

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That's all.

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Why don't you come with me
down the station?

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Here we go. He won't be long.

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Bye, queen.

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How's the serenity brew,
Warren? How's the serenity brew?

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00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,560
Now, Warren, I think it's important

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for us to talk through
the context of what you've done.

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Now, would you be open to doing that?

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Good.

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Good for you, man. Now, not a lot of
people know this, mate,

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but the game of rugby was outlawed

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in the early part of the 20th century.

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See you later.

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00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,840
And the New Zealand government,
since that time,

258
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quite rightly, has tried

259
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:23,040
to suppress any sporting activity
that might cause public disorder.

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00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,880
And any person still wrestling
with their compulsion

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00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,800
to play
the game of rugby is usually bound

262
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,000
up into a straitjacket and shipped off

263
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:36,199
to the global sporting penile colony
that we all know as Australia.

264
00:13:36,871 --> 00:13:40,126
Yeah, well, where I come from,
rugby brings us all together.

265
00:13:40,151 --> 00:13:42,045
What are you talking about?
Whereabouts do you come from?

266
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:47,320
- Uh, I mean...
- You're not from Australia, are you?

267
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,957
No, relax. I'm not from Australia.

268
00:13:49,982 --> 00:13:53,420
Oh! Holy smoke.
Can't scare me like that.

269
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,000
My sacral chakra just about did
a backflip.

270
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,320
Goodness gracious me!
Hey, if you're not from Australia,

271
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then how do you know the rules

272
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of this heathen sport known as rugby?

273
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,720
I, uh, guess it's just in my DNA.

274
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,200
Well, let's get it out of there, mate.

275
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,000
Let's get it out of your DNA.
Now, here at COPs, we have

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a procedure whereby we like to let
the perpetrator -

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that's you, Warren -

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know the effect of their actions on
the wider community.

279
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,880
And I find the best way to do
that is through

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the power of non-confrontational improv.

281
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,960
Now, would you be open
to doing some non-confrontational

282
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,525
improv, Warren?

283
00:14:31,219 --> 00:14:32,259
Yes.

284
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,580
Epic.

285
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:43,480
That actually looks surprisingly,
bewilderingly fricking awesome, eh!

286
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,640
No, no, it's just a silly game.

287
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:49,640
Um, do you do any other kinds
of physical activities?

288
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,320
Yeah, I do a little capoeira, uh,
and some interpretive dance.

289
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,160
Uh, in amongst designing my own line
of bespoke shoes.

290
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,686
Wow.

291
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,712
Correct answer.

292
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,640
- I hope your dad's okay.
- He's gonna be fine.

293
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,427
Let me out, Mum, it's dark in here.

294
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,120
This time, Warren,

295
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:17,074
you ask me how I am and I'll
be you. Okay?

296
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,280
Hi, Warren. How are you?

297
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,600
Oh, me not know cos me big dum-dum.
Me dumb.

298
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,025
I don't sound like that.

299
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,608
Well, you would
if you had a concussion, mate.

300
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,240
Which I believe happens a lot
in the game of rugby.

301
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,600
Uh, let's stay in it. Okay?

302
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,800
This time, ask me
if I want to go to the opera.

303
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,160
Hi, Warren.
Would you like to go to the opera?

304
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,080
Well, me not know what opera is
cause me big dum-dum.

305
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,441
Yeah, me have
too many knock to the head.

306
00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:38,588
Me don't know, Mr. Man.

307
00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:40,440
Look, playing rugby doesn't
automatically

308
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,960
make you stupid, okay?

309
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,200
Well, I just think you're finding
this very confronting, Warren,

310
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,240
having someone
like myself reflect yourself back

311
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,520
at you so accurately. I mean,

312
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,081
I thought that was very good, mate.
Very good.

313
00:15:49,106 --> 00:15:50,961
Some really positive things
in there, Warren.

314
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,781
And I think all that's
left for you, mate

315
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:56,840
is to attend your re-blossoming.

316
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,520
My re-what?

317
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,320
It's a series
of lectures based on anthropology,

318
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,160
sculpting, and the history
of Mongolian throat singing.

319
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,488
And I'll tell you what, mate.
You're gonna love it.

320
00:16:06,627 --> 00:16:07,595
Okay.

321
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,480
- Yeah.
- So can I go now?

322
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,875
Well, you've always been free to go,
mate. No one's holding you here.

323
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,848
Really?

324
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,800
- So I don't have to be here anymore?
- No.

325
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,360
You came here of your own free will,
remember?

326
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,999
Or did you take another knock to the
head cos you big dum-dum?

327
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,080
Yeah. Let's not forget this.

328
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,360
Your beautiful cashmere cardigan
that you wrapped

329
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,520
up and transformed into that nasty,
nasty rugby ball.

330
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,015
- There you go, mate.
- Okay.

331
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,425
There you go. Good game.

332
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,783
Okay. Wow.

333
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,125
_

334
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,520
Hey, he said I was free to go.

335
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,480
You were free to go, Warren.
But in doing so, you evaded arrest.

336
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,200
And that, my friend,
is punishable by execution.

337
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,400
I'm sorry to say.

338
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,920
- Seriously?
- Deadly.

339
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:59,080
Oh, yes! They call me Attila, mate -
Attila the Pun.

340
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,404
You know, this isn't
the first time this has happened.

341
00:17:01,477 --> 00:17:04,873
What is it with you dystopian
societies and your executions?

342
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,520
What happened to my re-blossoming

343
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,640
or the Mongolian throat kissing
or whatever?

344
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,614
Well, you forfeited all that, mate,
when you waddled out of

345
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,040
the interrogation
room with your big dummy face.

346
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,320
OK? I think now's a good time for us

347
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,760
to get this little scallywag ready
for his execution, friends.

348
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,480
What say you?

349
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,640
I've really enjoyed our time together.

350
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,160
Me too. I don't think this reality
could get any better.

351
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,504
I know one way we could make it better.

352
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,273
Would you like to kiss
in the style of the French now?

353
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,960
Oui, oui.

354
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,880
Hi, honey!

355
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,760
Hi, honey. Hey, jump in.
Your father is about to be executed.

356
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,360
- Executed?! What the heck for?
- Oh, crimes against the humanities.

357
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,238
So we should probably have
a chat with him before that happens.

358
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:57,906
They're gonna execute him?

359
00:17:57,931 --> 00:18:00,051
Yeah. Executions happen all the time.

360
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,840
You should definitely go, though.

361
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,239
Watching your father's execution
might bring some closure for you.

362
00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:12,826
How do we save him?

363
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:15,673
- Who?
- Dad, obviously.

364
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,080
How do we stop them executing him?

365
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,800
Oh, no. There's no stopping it.

366
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,600
Look, I'm just trying to book a table
at that amazing Ethiopian place.

367
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,200
I thought we could go there after.

368
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,080
Yes, and they do those stunning
fermented injera pancakes.

369
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,814
Where do they do the executions?

370
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,961
You know where they do them.
You've been to at least 50 of them.

371
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,026
50?!

372
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,520
Why did this reality have
to have such a dark underbelly?

373
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:39,600
I always say that execution is
a small price to pay for paradise.

374
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,565
Drive there now!

375
00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:46,785
_

376
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,000
- Talofa lava!
- Wait. You're my executioner?

377
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,880
Yeah, well, it's reliable work.
And it's fun too.

378
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,040
- Ah!
- Wait. What are you doing?

379
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,320
Oh, we've started executing through
the use of blow darts.

380
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,200
Now, this frog's called Janice.
Isn't she gorgeous?

381
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,280
So, the poison she secretes is
all natural.

382
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,120
OK? And that's humanely extracted.

383
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,082
Oh, also, we brought the Bolivian
poison dart frog

384
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:12,867
back from the brink of extinction.

385
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,344
Why didn't you just use guns, man?

386
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,240
That's far too barbaric.

387
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,680
- Dad! Dad!
- Lucy!

388
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,960
You're right.
We have to get out of here.

389
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,160
I'm sorry I didn't believe you
that this universe sucks.

390
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:36,775
? Peace be with you, inside you
and around you. ?

391
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,160
Mr. Doyle. Please.
Please don't kill my dad.

392
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,520
Of course I won't. Don't worry about it.

393
00:19:42,545 --> 00:19:44,957
I'm gonna get one of his best
friends, Darren, to do it.

394
00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:46,297
Let's go, Dazzle.

395
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,240
Whoa whoa, wait wait wait wait.

396
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:54,000
Wait wait wait. Can I please at least
let me have some final words?

397
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,480
Hey, I really like
that you said please there.

398
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,520
It shows a lot of manners.

399
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,640
So yes, I'm going
to let you say some final words,

400
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,040
but you have to tell them through

401
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,520
the medium of an interpretative dance.

402
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,266
Yay! Let's go, Warren.

403
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,560
Hey, look, I'm just gonna say some
actual words.

404
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,360
If I'm gonna die today,
I just want to say...

405
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:21,800
Hinemoa. I've travelled to many
universes, and in each one, I just,

406
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,856
I just fall in love with you
all over again.

407
00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:29,126
Wherever I go, you're
the light that guides me home.

408
00:20:30,946 --> 00:20:32,482
I just want to come home, my darling.

409
00:20:33,626 --> 00:20:37,381
We both do. We want to come home to you.

410
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,160
Oh, Warren.

411
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,790
I have something to confess.

412
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:51,760
Um, I've been practising, um,
ethical non-monogamy with...

413
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,920
Inspector Phil Doyle.

414
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,160
And she is amazing, Warren.

415
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,960
Monogamazing! I have to say. So giving.

416
00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:05,390
And so are you, mate. That speech was
so heartfelt. It really moved me.

417
00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:06,988
I think you'd have to have a heart
of stone not

418
00:21:07,013 --> 00:21:09,000
to be moved by those words.

419
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,257
So here's what we're going to do,
Warren.

420
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,355
Continue the execution!

421
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:16,125
Yes! Let's go!

422
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,712
- Lucy, no! No!
- Don't kill my dad!

423
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,886
What the Gundam Wing just happened?

424
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,357
Vortex.

425
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,360
- Let's go.
- Yep.

426
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,520
What the hell did my body just do?

427
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,443
What was that, Dad?

428
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,800
Ah, yeah. Uh, about that, sweetheart.

429
00:22:06,648 --> 00:22:09,840
Okay. This was bound
to come out sooner than later.

430
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,080
What?

431
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,428
Your mother and I never told you

432
00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:16,573
the truth about where you really come
from.

433
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,960
It all happened 18 years ago.

434
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,240
Wait. I came out of the vortex?

435
00:22:46,853 --> 00:22:48,465
What universe did I come from?

436
00:23:01,866 --> 00:23:03,614
I don't think this is our home.

437
00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:07,719
No, Lucy. I think this is YOUR home.

438
00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:17,360
Dad!

439
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:18,793
Wake up!

440
00:23:18,818 --> 00:23:21,701
Perhaps Warren's luck
has finally run out.

441
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,000
But that's a story for another time,
another place,

442
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,335
another world.

443
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,640
Dad!

444
00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:37,184
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