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Tumbling through
an interdimensional vortex,

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Warren and Lucy discover twisted
versions of their own world,

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always hoping the next one will be home.

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CREDITS

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_

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That's Mrs. Schrodinger.

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Why does she keep dying?

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This is, like, the fifth time.

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Her clothes.

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It's like we've landed on some corny
murder mystery cosplay.

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- Cos what?
- Cosplay.

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Where people dress
up as their favourite characters.

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Remember when I dressed up as She-Hulk

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and left green footprints all over
the house?

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Like when your mum dressed
up like a nurse for my birthday.

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Whoa! TMI, Dad.

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And that's roleplay, not cosplay.

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I used to watch heaps
of murder shows with mum.

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Right about now, someone always runs
in and says...

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Lady Schrodinger's dead.

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Cosplay.

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Oh, Inspector, thank God you're here.

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What's happened?

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Check out your fella's hard-out
costumes. What a crack up.

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You have an interesting accent,
Inspector.

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What is 'hard out, crack up'?

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Uh, more importantly,

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what on earth happened to
Lady Schrodinger?

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Dad. I think the vortex wants us to
solve a murder.

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Oh, OK. I'll play along.

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Looks like she got...

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the horn.

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Inspector, this is no time for jokes.

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Good lord, man, a woman is dead.

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You said murder mystery.
I was doing CSI Miami.

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Wrong kind of murder show.

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So, uh, who are you all?

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Laurel DuBois,

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Lady Schrodinger's nurse.

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And, yes, I am a spinster.

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The reverend Ian Worthingtontonton.

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I think I need a sherry.

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Colonel Murray Fanshawe,
at your service.

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Muzz, when did you join the army?

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Oh, my God, she's dead.

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Oh the horror!

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I can't stand it.

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I was in the war, you know.

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Doctor Darren Edwards, Professor
of Peculiar Weapons at Oxford.

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Bo... Bridges, the groundkeeper

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always forgetting to take my cap off.

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I don't mean to tell you how to do
your job, Inspector,

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but the thunder rattled the mansion,

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which must have caused
the trophy to fall from the wall.

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Nothing but a bit of loose taxidermy.

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Spot of bad weather
and a bit of rotten luck, old bean.

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That's ridiculous.
She's on top of the trophy.

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If it had fallen off,
it would be on top of her.

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This is no accident.

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Brilliant police work, Inspector.

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Uh, actually, I was the one that...

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Oh, all of a sudden,
I feel a little light-headed.

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Oh! Inspector,
you have very strong arms.

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Are you sure we haven't met before?

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Well...

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Inspector, I need to
speak to you in private.

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Right now.

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So it's all like one of those stupid
old school English murder mysteries.

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If you found a dead person,

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you'd be traumatised for the rest of
your life.

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But these people just carry on
like la di da di da.

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Oh, a dead body. Better
have a cup of tea, old chap.

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Dad. Are you listening to me?

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Check out these out-of-it, sweets.

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Look, look. Nicotine chews.

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Whale blubber gum.

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Black and white minstrel lollies.

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Racist lollies.

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It's the 1930s.
Everything was racist back then.

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Look, we're trapped in a murder mystery,

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and we're the detectives.

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So I reckon if we solve the murder,
vortex opens.

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- Boom, shakalaka!
- Easy. It'll be the butler.

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It's always the butler.

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Dad, focus.

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I think we need
to play this whole thing out.

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OK? They won't listen to me,

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but they will listen to smart
Inspector Harrison.

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Well, I just wanted to know
what it tastes like.

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He's dead.

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I suspect murder.

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Oh, I suspect murder.

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But now it's up to the brilliant
Inspector Harrison

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to solve this heinous crime.

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Ah, yes. Ah! Kia-ora tatou.

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I bet you're probably wondering
why I, the brilliant detective,

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have assembled you all here today.

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Because of the murders.

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Aha! What do you know about the murders?

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Well,
Lady Schrodinger has been murdered.

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And also now the reverend.

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Their bodies are literally right here.

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So, uh, what are you, like,
French or something?

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Mais oui.

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May we answer the question?

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I smell arsenic in the sherry, cherie.

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I know this because I am a French
spinster nurse.

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And the Sherry
came from Schrodinger's drinks tray.

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It was intended for her.

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The reverend was just collateral damage.

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So someone poisoned her sherry
and impaled her on the trophy.

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Someone really wanted her dead.

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Although, to be fair, she was a mean...

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No, no. Um. Her death was a great
loss, and she will be dearly missed,

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as will the Reverend.

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When will this ridiculous farce be over?

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I have many things to be doing. Huh?

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What the inspector is trying to say is,

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we're going to have to question you
all individually

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to see if your stories add up.

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Because the murderer
has to be someone in this room.

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I was in my quarters rehearsing
for my latest masterpiece,

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but little did I know that I would be
cast

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in the real life role of murderer.

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Of course I am innocent.

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Wait, no, no, that was too wooden.
May I try that again?

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Please.

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I tell you, innocent.

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You're... You're brilliant.

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Oh, you're too kind.

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I'm really just...

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A big hairy bear of a man covered
in blood and gunpowder.

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Look, I'm not here to listen
to your war stories, Boomer.

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What I need to know is,

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did you have reason to kill Mrs.
Schrodinger?

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You think that I lifted her onto
those stag's horns?

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Not a chance. I've got seven bullets
still stuck in my chest.

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And a dicky knee.
And a skittish bladder.

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In many ways, I left my manhood on
that field in France.

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Your manhood?

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Yes. It was...

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Shrivelled and lifeless.

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The worst souffle I've ever made.

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Then I heard this scream.

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I saw the colonel near the drawing
room when I ran from the kitchen.

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And he was not limping.

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- Limping?
- Limping.

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Between you and me, that man has
never fought in the war.

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And his injuries are, you know,

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maybe some swelling around his...

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Glistening, low hanging plums.

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I developed a real taste for them
in the jungles of Makunda.

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Sadly, they were poisonous.

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I developed sepsis. Lost both my hands.

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And I couldn't lift anyone

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with these...

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Misshapen hunks of wood.

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I chopped the wood to take out my
frustration at the lady of the house.

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She shot and killed my pet stag,
you see,

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and mounted his head on the wall.

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But I didn't kill her, though. I didn't.

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I have a question for you, Inspector.

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_

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Would you help me rehearse a scene?

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I think you'd make a wonderful
leading man.

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It's a love scene.

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Absolutely.

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Where is the inspector?

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He's, uh, just finishing his
investigation.

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Uh, sorry I'm late. I was just
immersing myself in some role play.

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Well, whilst you were immersing,
I've solved the murder.

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The killer is...

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Chief Inspector Doyle, Scotland Yard.

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Chief inspector.

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No.

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You're my boss.

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You've been drawing on your face
again, Harrison.

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Goodness gracious me.

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Have you managed
to solve this pickle scratcher yet?

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As a matter of fact, I have.

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I very much doubt that.

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All evidence points to Bo,
the disgruntled gardener.

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Really?

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Very well.
I arrest you in the name of the king.

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I didn't do nothing, copper.

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But maybe I deserve prison time
for being a common working man.

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But someone wanted us to think
it was someone else.

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Someone who knew the poison was arsenic

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and had access to pharmaceuticals.

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Someone who's known
for their impatience.

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When will this be over?

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She poisoned the tea,
poisoned the sherry.

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And then when she got tired of waiting,

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impaled Lady Schrodinger
on the stag's head.

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Imbariababble.

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I deny all of this.
How could I possibly lift her, dear?

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Nurse Laurel, you're an Olympic gold
medallist, n'est pas?

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_

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_

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Weight lifting.

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_

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Well, based on my many years
of police work

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and the fact
that I'm a pretty awesome detective,

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I conclude that the murderer
is none other than Miss Laurel.

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And I arrest you
in the name of the king.

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Three cheers for Inspector Doyle.

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Hip, hip. Hooray!

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? For he's a jolly good fellow

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? For he's a jolly good fellow.

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? For he's a jolly good fellow...

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? And nobody can deny... ?

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But I solved the murder.

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Yeah, well, maybe they just need to
hear it in a man's voice, honey.

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Oh, I hate the 1930s so hard right now.

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What, are you kidding me?

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Why are we back here?
We solved the murder.

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Have you ever noticed, wherever we
go, Mrs. S keeps dying?

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Oh, so it's a different
murder this time.

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Now, what is the meaning of all this
noise?

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Professor Darren's been murdered.

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Well, I think it's pretty obvious
who did this.

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He was murdered by...

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_

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A Zulu.

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This place is reset with a new murder.

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I guess the vortex won't let us leave

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until we find who the real killer is.

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It's like we're stuck

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in one of those never ending episodes
of Black Mirror.

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Stop eating that racist toffee.

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But it's so good, though.
Maybe that's how they get you.

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It's gonna make me racist.

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I don't think that's how that works.

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We have to find the killer,

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or we'll be forced to repeat the
sexist, racist world over and over.

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Let's interview them all again.

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I've known the professor for years.

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We first crossed paths in the Amazon,

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where he had the nerve to swipe
a sacred idol

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from the tribe that took me in as
one of their own.

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He always smelled like cucumbers.

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Never trust a man who eats cucumbers.

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They are the devil's fruit.

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Evil cucumbers.

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This is such a Kuddelmuddel.

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Professor Darren.

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Wait, so you're German now?

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I mean, like, ja.

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The killer is...

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Chief Inspector Doyle. Scotland Yard.

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Have you solved it yet?

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Yeah, but you're not gonna like it.

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It was Hine.

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She was sympathetic to the plight of
the native tribe

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Professor Darren was exploiting.

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Her motive: vengeful justice.

257
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:06,981
This is an absolutely
ghastly travesty of justice.

258
00:14:07,006 --> 00:14:08,835
It's simply unbearable.

259
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:09,983
She's a regular.

260
00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:13,480
- I will wait for you.
- You'll be waiting a while.

261
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,894
Dad. Just a reminder, that isn't Mum.

262
00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:17,959
Oh, yeah.

263
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,828
You're kidding me.
This is like Groundhog Day,

264
00:14:26,853 --> 00:14:28,573
but with more murder
and less Bill Murray.

265
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,182
Come on, Dad, let's solve another one.

266
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,727
Oh, no, not my beautiful Hinemore.

267
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,160
I think she's been poisoned, sir.

268
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,197
What?

269
00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:46,938
I don't know much about such things.
I'm just a humble gardener.

270
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,440
Not my darling Hinemore.

271
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,871
Dad. Again, it's not Mum.

272
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,156
I know,

273
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:57,180
sort of.

274
00:15:02,239 --> 00:15:03,919
The killer is...

275
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,260
Chief Inspector Doyle, Scotland Yard.

276
00:15:14,285 --> 00:15:15,857
Nurse Laurel, with her medical
experience,

277
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,188
is obviously the murderer.

278
00:15:17,213 --> 00:15:18,613
- Again.
- Again.

279
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,764
Blah-blah-blah. In the name of blah.

280
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,880
Struth, I'm not some flaming galah

281
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,440
who's gonna get locked
up for something I didn't even do.

282
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,040
Never trust an Australian.

283
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,609
They're a penal colony, you know.

284
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,720
It's just going to reset us again,
isn't it?

285
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,974
I reckon.

286
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,760
Maybe it's not about solving the murder.

287
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,240
What else are we supposed to do?
Prevent the murder?

288
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,992
Not the dumbest idea we've ever had.

289
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,880
Are we too late?

290
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,000
Wait, I was right. It was the butler

291
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,449
in the drawing room with
the candlestick.

292
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,363
If only it were that simple.

293
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:25,350
Why is he so handsome?

294
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:29,040
Apart from that, the '90s called me,
they want their goatee back.

295
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,588
Can you hear that, Lucy?

296
00:16:30,795 --> 00:16:34,426
Some kind of high pitched whining
sound like a little baby crying.

297
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:39,440
Wow. I can't pull off the awesome,
timeless style of a Van Dyke beard.

298
00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:40,525
Whatever.

299
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:44,298
Look at your haircut.
You reek of effort.

300
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,640
Did he just call her Lucy?

301
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,455
Fascinating, father.

302
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,760
I always figured there'd be alternate
versions of us out there.

303
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,367
Wait. You're us.

304
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:57,360
Whenever you turned up to a new world,

305
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,222
didn't you wonder where
the other versions of you were?

306
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,627
You're lost in the vortex too.

307
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:07,153
Check out the big brain on Brad.

308
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,600
Rude.

309
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,258
When we got here, we figured out

310
00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:13,920
that whenever we kill someone,
the vortex opens.

311
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,520
We're on our last person, but...

312
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,008
No vortex.

313
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:19,725
Then you turn up.

314
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,200
No, no, don't get it.

315
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,480
You're gonna have to draw me
a diagram or something, because...

316
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,400
Am I really that stupid?

317
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,200
I would say so, yes.

318
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,262
Rude.

319
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,950
This version even more so.

320
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,320
- I don't like this version of you.
- Me neither.

321
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,200
The feeling's mutual.

322
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,648
So let's just kill them
and get it over with.

323
00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:45,993
- Dad, run!
- Yep.

324
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,840
Yes. We didn't want to take any
chances this time,

325
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,510
so we killed everyone.

326
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,600
We're not so different.

327
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,560
We both have to be the smartest
person in the room, am I right?

328
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,240
No. I would never kill anyone.

329
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,040
And you have bangs. What are you,
an evil Dora the Explorer?

330
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,880
How dare you?
They perfectly frame my face.

331
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:32,360
- So you're evil me, eh?
- No. You're inferior me.

332
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,860
So basic.

333
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,192
I bet your favourite food
is barbecue.

334
00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:38,620
Hey, don't dis barbecue food, man.

335
00:18:38,645 --> 00:18:40,740
You know the only
thing worse than barbecue food?

336
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,382
Barbecue sauce.

337
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,480
What do you put on your steak, then?

338
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,840
I don't eat steak. I eat baby seals.

339
00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:52,190
Orphaned baby seals.

340
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,564
You monster!

341
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,246
Inspector Doyle, Scotland...

342
00:19:02,278 --> 00:19:04,960
What in the Judi Dench is going on here?

343
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,960
Uh, Chief Inspector.
He's an evil duplicate of me.

344
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,233
- Shoot him!
- No, he's the evil one.

345
00:19:10,258 --> 00:19:12,103
Look, he's even got an evil goatee.

346
00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,920
Yes, that goatee does look pretty evil.

347
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,243
Van Dyke beard.

348
00:19:15,268 --> 00:19:18,497
Well, it's obvious I'm dressed like a
cop. He's dressed like a butler.

349
00:19:18,522 --> 00:19:19,637
I'm undercover.

350
00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:22,159
Alright, shut up. The both of you.
I need to hear myself think.

351
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,460
So you're him?

352
00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:28,310
He's you, uh, you he's got a goatee,
and you don't.

353
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,145
This is giving me a nosebleed.

354
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,679
Oh, mama.

355
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,280
Oh, is that a candlestick?

356
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,800
That is a surprisingly lethal weapon,
isn't it?

357
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,240
Yes.

358
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,483
Oh, Warren, time to die.

359
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,240
How do you have those?

360
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,800
I've always had these.

361
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,962
Why? Don't you?

362
00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:02,952
You haven't figured it out yet?

363
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,440
It looks like we're even Stevens.

364
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,200
I keep forgetting the golden rule.

365
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,076
There's always room for sauce.

366
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,667
It burns.

367
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,803
Looks like things are heating up.

368
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,053
Watch out for the... window.

369
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,840
OK. Don't freak out.

370
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,560
What do you mean?

371
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,730
Ah! They're all dead.

372
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,625
What's happening?

373
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,551
Did we just go through the vortex
or something?

374
00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,606
No. I think this is something different.

375
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:23,144
I'm pretty sure it was all a
simulation created by this machine.

376
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,280
It's like the holodeck on Star Trek.

377
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,960
Um, you keep forgetting I don't
speak nerd, honey.

378
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,582
OK, so was it, like,
one of your video games

379
00:21:32,607 --> 00:21:35,207
and were the evil versions of us,
were they part of it?

380
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,280
No, they were real.

381
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,840
Yeah. Real dicks.

382
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,477
- Warren.
- Whoa!

383
00:21:43,106 --> 00:21:44,146
Lucy.

384
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:55,240
I must have dozed off watching one
of my virtual murder mystery sims.

385
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:59,662
I just... I do enjoy a good murder.

386
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,680
I can't believe you're finally back
after all this time.

387
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,429
What was that thing on your head?

388
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,286
My grey hair or my sims helmet?

389
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,573
It's just so good to see you two.

390
00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:19,546
Hold on.

391
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,916
You're different.

392
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:29,160
You used to have
a goatee, and your hair is awful.

393
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,520
I better put the kettle on.

394
00:22:44,522 --> 00:22:45,640
They've gone.

395
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,643
What a pity.
I was gonna poison their tea.

396
00:23:05,012 --> 00:23:06,156
Looks normal.

397
00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:10,731
- Are we back?
- Only one way to find out.

398
00:23:13,528 --> 00:23:16,280
_

399
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:24,569
CREDITS

400
00:23:47,953 --> 00:23:50,193
Looks like she got...

401
00:23:50,613 --> 00:23:51,819
the horn.

402
00:23:53,138 --> 00:23:56,426
Inspector, this is no time for jokes.

403
00:23:56,451 --> 00:23:58,964
Good lord, man, a woman is dead.