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Tumbling through
an interdimensional vortex,

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Warren and Lucy discover twisted
versions of their own world,

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always hoping the next one will be home.

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Loz, what are you doing
in the dark, man? Hey.

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Loz?

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E hika!

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CREDITS

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Yoo-hoo!

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It's like the lights are on
but no-one's home.

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So not all that different,
to be honest.

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Is she wearing nappies?

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That's not the strangest thing
I've seen Aunty Laurel in.

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Eugh! I think she needs to be changed.

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Whoa! They've got them, too.

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OK. We should go find Mum.

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She wouldn't be dumb enough to get
taken over by her mobile ph...

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Dad? Dad!

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Uh, sorry. I zoned out there
for a second. What did you say?

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OK, don't look at the phone.

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I think they take over your brain.

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Oho! And how many times
have I said that to you?

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Huh? Irony much?

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Yeah, I think we should go
and find your mu...

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Dad.

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Dad! Snap out of it!

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Let's go find Mum!

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I was about to say that to you.

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Hinemoa? Babe?

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- Oh!
- Holy hika!

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I haven't seen the house this paru

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since your mother went to
the Gold Coast to visit her sister.

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Yeah. Why did everything get
so untidy while she was gone?

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Pfff! Complete mystery to me.

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- Oh!
- Ah! You see?

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I warned your mother
about texting and driving.

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Far out, man - people are so engrossed

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in their mobile phones...

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..when they're really supposed
to be focusing on what they're do...

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Oh! Two bucks!

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Oh! Aroha mai, my darling.

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They're everywhere.

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Let's get her inside.

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Oh, Uncle Murray...!

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Oh, leave him. He's all good.

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So they're all playing some sort
of farming game called Whani Farm.

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I think it's what turned them all
into mobile phone zombies.

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It's quite hard to say, actually -
'mobile phone zombies'.

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Like, "Oh, no! Look out!
It's the mobile phone zombies!"

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Uh, what about...

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..mombies?

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Mombies? Like it.

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- Fist bump.
- Thank you.

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Pow!

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OK, so maybe if we wake up all
the mombies, the vortex will open.

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Hinemoa! Wake up! Stop being a mombie!

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Nuh.

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I know what'll wake her up.

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Oh, honey. Oh, check it out.

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Look at what I'm doing.

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I'm drinking milk
straight out of the carton.

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That milk has expired.

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Uh, note to Dad - maybe don't
drink milk in other dimensions.

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Hey, check it out, hon.

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I'm gonna put cutlery in
the wrong way up.

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- See how crusty that plate is?
- So crusty.

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I'm not even gonna rinse it.

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That brace really
holds that phone in there.

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Oh! And those nappies are so gross!

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OK.

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I'm gonna Prince Charming this.

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Time to wake up, Sleeping Beauty.

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Your mother's breath

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smells like portaloos
at a three-day music festival.

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Well, um, I guess oral hygiene's not
really a priority in this universe.

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If only there was someone left

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who could tell us what's going on.

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Someone who doesn't own a mobile phone.

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What kind of sad, bitter, antisocial
loser doesn't have a mobile phone?

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Even Mrs S.

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She was always going on about
how phones were the Devil's Lego.

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OK. She's not wearing
one of those weird arm braces,

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so maybe we could...

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- Sorry.
- Oi!

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What are you two heathens
doing in my house?

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Get out! Now!

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It worked.

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A thousand and one uses, these things.

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Oh, my God - I think she's dead.

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A thousand and two?

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- Dad!
- I'll call an ambulance.

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- No, no! Don't touch the phone!
- Aah!

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Aroha mai, Mrs S.

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OK, who else wouldn't have a phone?

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Dogs.

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Yeah, because dogs would really
help us in this situation.

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Crazy conspiracy theorist?

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Got rid of his phone

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because he thought Vladimir Putin
was watching him on the toilet?

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Darren.

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We'll give him a call right now.

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Oh, yeah. Phone. Yeah. Sorry.

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We'll just... we'll just go there.

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This reality gives me the creeps.

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I think it's that much different
from our reality,

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to be honest, honey.

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Even with the nappies.

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Hey. That's Phil!

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Phil!

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Hey.

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Hey, Phil?

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Hey, pal.

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- What are you doing?
- Uh, nothing, honey.

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I was just seeing if he'll
snap out of it, that's all.

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Why don't you try Prince Charming him?

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Maybe I will.

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Yeah.

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Not so tough now, are you, Phil?

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With your annoying swagger
and your condescending tone.

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And you know what?

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No-one cares that your barbecue
is bigger than mine. No-one!

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- Are you finished?
- Nah, not quite.

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I've got something special
for you, mate.

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Check this out. Stanky Steve's.
Over 10 million Scoville, buddy.

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It's gonna be fun when you wake up.

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Yeah. There you go.

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Real mature, Dad. Real mature.

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Kia-ora, my darling.

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You know what?

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Yeah. There you go.

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- Hurry up!
- I'm coming!

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Subscribe.

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We all love Whani Farm, but tired
of having to put down your phone?

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Well, now you can play Whani Farm
24/7 with the all new arm clamp.

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Whani Farm - putting the fun into whani.

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Lights are out. He'll be in the shed.

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Holy hika! What the...?

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- The fah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
- Jeez!

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- Uncle Darren?
- Oh! You guys!

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Oh, I thought you'd been kidnapped
by hackers working for North Korea.

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- You haven't, have you?
- Uh, I don't think so.

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Bro, what's with the Tin Man costume?

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OK, Uncle Doner Kebab,

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look, we need to know what's going on.

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but...

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..we want to hear
your conspiracy theories.

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So it's my time to shine.

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So, I have got three theories.

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We were kind of hoping
you'd have one really good one.

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First, the mobile phones
contain mind control chips,

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and the governments use them
to subjugate us.

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Nice word. What else?

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Second, phones are ancient alien tech.

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The aliens want to come back
and control us.

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Hence the addiction.

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OK, that's a little
Stargate meets Transformers.

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Got anything that's not already a movie?

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Oh, you're gonna love this, Warren.

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What if the Maori god of horticulture
got bored of gardening, OK,

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and decided to become
the god of technology,

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and he's using phones
to take over Aotearoa?

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So, when you said,
"You're gonna love this, Warren,"

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did you mean...'cause I'm Maori?

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- Maybe the first one, eh?
- Yeah. Yeah. I think.

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Also, what's with the, uh,
weird pants with the tubes on them?

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Oh! Uh, they're called eco-cycle pants.

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So, they take your body waste,
they turn it into nutrients,

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and then they
pump it back into your body.

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Ew! Like poo catchers?

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Yeah, exactly.

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It allows them to play the game 24/7.

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They actually all got them off Temu.

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Yeah, I really like to play
those games on the toilet, eh.

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What? It aids in the...

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Yeah. Anyway.

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Um, this game Whani Farm came out
and everyone was immediately hooked.

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But then the game started offering
incentives to recruit new players.

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OK, so hit a billion points

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and you can level up
to become a recruiter.

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OK? Now, these recruiters
are actually quite dangerous

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because they can run around
and force you to play the game.

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But don't worry -

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I mean, you have to hit a billion
points to become a recruiter.

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OK? And actually, the chances of
running into one are super slim,

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because... everybody's
been recruited, apart from me.

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And you guys.

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Just feeling a bit stuffy in here,
so I'll just open this door.

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Sorry.

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- Subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe.
- Aah! Aah!

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Recruiters! Aagh!

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No! Spawn of Satan!

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- Recruiters!
- Dad!

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Recruiters! Recruiters!

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- Hang on, I'll close the...
- Dad!

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- Dad!
- Reap the rewards...

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Dad!

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- Aaaggh!
- Hi, guys. What? What?

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They must have seen you guys.

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OK, we have to get out of here.
This place isn't safe.

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Can't we just, um, close our eyes
and just push through them?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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It's not just seeing the screen
that enslaves you.

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But I think I've got a way
for us to get out of here.

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OK, now I know
what a garlic bread feels like.

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Subscribe.

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Ugh! Get off! I don't like subscribing!

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- Dad? Help!
- Lucy!

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Subscribe.

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- Get off!
- Dad?

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Get! Get!

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Honey, I want you
to keep your tinfoil on.

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I don't want you to see
what I'm about to do.

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Hey, mombies! You're about
to get unsubscribed.

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You've all been disconnected.

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Hey, I think I know that nun.

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Yeah, she used to teach me at school.

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Oh. Aroha mai, sis.

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Oh, nah. That's OK. She was really mean.

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Yeah, she looks mean.

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OK, we should go back to our place.

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Let's go.

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_

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Everybody's reaching a billion
points faster than I thought.

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- OK, let's barricade all the doors.
- I'll check the rest of the house.

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Did you know that, on average,
80% of normal domestic couches

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are covered in human skin, dried
saliva, and wet faecal matter?

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Why would you tell me this?

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Any recruiters outside?

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- Uh, yeah.
- OK.

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Let's start with the side door first.

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- That way, nothing could get in.
- Or out.

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Whoa! Again? Why?

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Hang on.

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Where's Hinemoa?

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Lucy!

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Lucy!

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Lucy!

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Oh! No! No...

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Just knock the phone out of her hand.

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We tried that with Mrs S, and she died!

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No! No.

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My little girl's a mombie!

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I'm sorry, honey.

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I protected you from evil refrigerators

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and robot real estate agents,

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and after all that
I couldn't even protect you

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from a stupid mobile phone.

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Hinemoa?

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Sub... scribe.

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Go! Go, go, go, go!

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OK. We're safe.

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Hinemoa never comes in here.
She reckons it gives her anxiety.

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Yeah, I don't think I've ever
been in this room.

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00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,040
Ah, yeah, this is basically where we
keep all the stuff that we never use.

255
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,080
It's our, uh, stuff room.

256
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,650
Hey, I gave you that selfie stick
for your birthday.

257
00:13:28,289 --> 00:13:31,040
Stuff, and some really
precious, meaningful things

258
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,840
that we use all the time.

259
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,050
It's still gift-wrapped.

260
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,400
Subscribe.

261
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,880
Hey, that's the swingball set
I gave you for Christmas!

262
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,080
I can't believe this!

263
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,920
No, no, no. Not my guitar. Here.

264
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,560
- Subscribe!
- No. I can't do it.

265
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,040
I can't. I can't do this.

266
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,360
It's such a beautiful instrument.

267
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,200
This guitar was built
for sweet melodies,

268
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,400
not for violence.

269
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,920
I don't think this is the time
for tunes, Warren!

270
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,160
This is Hinemoa's favourite.

271
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:13,320
? Kaore he wahine e rite ki a Hinemoa

272
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:18,920
? Tai ana tana hiahia ki te mutunga

273
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,800
? E hi nawa, e hika hei. ?

274
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,280
Warren?

275
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,547
E te tau.

276
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,520
You're you again.

277
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,160
Dad?

278
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,360
Mum!

279
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,600
Your song - it snapped me out of it.

280
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,240
Normally, your singing's like
first-season-of-Glee-level cringe,

281
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,400
but this time... it kind of worked.

282
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,720
- Harmonic disruption.
- Yes!

283
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,320
Classic Maori three-chord strum

284
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,200
must disrupt the brain
and sever the link to the phone.

285
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,440
Dad, you found the cure!

286
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,520
You know, like my
Uncle Te Waiarangi always says,

287
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,520
if a guitar can't fix it,
you're not playing it loud enough.

288
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,760
Dad, if we weaponise your cringe,

289
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,120
we could sort this whole mombie mess!

290
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,571
Oh, well...

291
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,680
..let's give it a bash, then.

292
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,760
A tahi, rua,

293
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,080
a tahi, rua, toru, wha!

294
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:18,480
- ? Pa mai to reo aroha - ? Ki te pa!

295
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:23,840
- ? Ki te pa o Rotorua - ? E nga iwi!

296
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:29,120
- ? E nga iwi o Aotearoa - ? Haere mai!

297
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:34,250
? Haere mai, haere mai. ?

298
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,440
? Haere m... ?

299
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,739
Warren!

300
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:38,884
Lucy!

301
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,160
Wazza!

302
00:15:41,614 --> 00:15:44,040
I haven't seen you for ages!

303
00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:47,713
How are you, bro?

304
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,153
Oh, kei te pai.

305
00:15:51,888 --> 00:15:53,560
Why am I so sloshy?

306
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,760
What is that smell?

307
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,440
And where the hell have you two been?

308
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,480
I'll explain later.
Right now, it's time for Maori-oke.

309
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,360
You can't do that all by yourself, Dad.

310
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,640
Don't worry.

311
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,800
I'm bringing in the big guns.

312
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,240
- Hey! Kia-ora, Aunty!
- Oh, Warren! It's been ages!

313
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,160
- Up to?
- Mwah!

314
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,800
Is that us, Aunty? Waiata's on?

315
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,400
- Waiata's on.
- Ka pai.

316
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,160
- The boys home?
- Boys home.

317
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,143
Boys!

318
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,243
_

319
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,560
- ? Te iwi e - ? Te iwi e

320
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,160
? Te iwi e

321
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,480
? E karanga!

322
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:36,280
? E karanga e te iwi e

323
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,000
? Kua eke mai nei

324
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:43,080
? Kua eke mai nei, ki runga te marae e

325
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,080
? Mauria mai ra

326
00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:49,913
? Mauria mai ra
e ng mate o te motu e... ?

327
00:16:49,945 --> 00:16:53,042
_

328
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,800
I am Hangarau Tiketike,
the Maori god of technology,

329
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,840
and in my realm
there will be no singing.

330
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,440
Oh, my God!

331
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,960
I was right!

332
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,880
I was right about it being a Maori god!

333
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,640
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Taihoa.

334
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,240
There's no such thing
as a Maori god of technology.

335
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,680
There is now.

336
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,400
I was once the god of horticulture,

337
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,720
but you stupid mortals
had no respect for my realm

338
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,200
so I decided to change.

339
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,800
Ah, you were Haumia Tiketike.

340
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:27,560
Don't even say that name.
My name is Hangarau!

341
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,400
Hey, why did you enslave everybody?
Not cool, bro!

342
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,520
I can do what I like!

343
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,360
Now you will suffer my wrath!

344
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,880
Oh, yeah? Looks like we'll have to
settle this old-school way.

345
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,240
Agh! Taria Whakarongo!

346
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,840
Ta hite!

347
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,080
Kia mau!

348
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,680
Hi!

349
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,080
OK, OK! Whoa!
No need for a full on haka, bro.

350
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,440
Just, uh, give me a second.

351
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,240
Please be aliens.
Please be aliens. Please...

352
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,360
Kia-ora, bro.

353
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:16,913
Uh, kia-ora.

354
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,960
You're not even a atua at all, are you?

355
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,400
- Nah. Nah, nah, nah.
- Cool, cool, cool.

356
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,680
So what's with the gigantic
floating head?

357
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,920
Oh, you know, I kind of just, uh...

358
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,840
..kind of just got bored one day.

359
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,280
You know, I didn't know everyone was
gonna get addicted to my game, so...

360
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,560
Your game?

361
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,420
Yeah. Whani Farm. I made it.

362
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,920
You know, I used to study horticulture,

363
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,640
but, uh, you know, it turns out
the pollen from the grass

364
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,960
- would give me a rash on my...
- Ew.

365
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,440
So, yeah, I switched over
to computer studies,

366
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,240
you know, made a game,

367
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,480
and, you know, next thing,
I'm, like, a billionaire,

368
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,000
and next minute everyone's
getting addicted to my game

369
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,320
and turning tuning into
these... these zombies.

370
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,640
I don't know how to fix it,
so I kind of just, um...

371
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,080
Built a giant head and flew around
in it, pretending to be an atua?

372
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,920
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much, eh.

373
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,240
Yeah, you know us billionaires -
always doing some crazy shiz.

374
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,840
- You have to make this right!
- Yeah. OK. Chill. Chill, sis.

375
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,480
Now that I know
that your song's the answer,

376
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:15,240
all I gotta do is connect to every
phone in the world and broadcast it.

377
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,720
Sweet as. You're up.

378
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,520
OK. Me waiata tahi tatou.

379
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:27,920
? E nga iwi, kia ko tapa tahi,
kia ki tahi ra, tatou tatou e

380
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,920
- ? Tutira!
- ? Tutira mia nga iwi

381
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,960
- Ooh! Ooh, yeah!
- ? Tatou tatou e

382
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,720
- Taranga ti taha!
- ? Tutira mai nga iwi

383
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,680
- ? Aue!
- ? Tatou tatou e!

384
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,719
? Whai-a te marama-tanga

385
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,920
- ? Me te aroha - ? E nga iwi

386
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,024
? Ki-a kotahi tapa tahi... ?

387
00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:52,898
Cheers, my bro.

388
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,160
Kumara fries! Reka, bro!

389
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,440
Enjoy that, my bro. Ne.

390
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,840
Oh. Hey, Phil.

391
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:01,960
You all good?

392
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,320
Hey, uh...

393
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,680
Thought I'd come and check on everyone.

394
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,320
There's, uh, been some weird
goings on since the wake up, eh.

395
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,494
Like what?

396
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,080
Anyone else got a real burny mouth?

397
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,360
Like... super burny?

398
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,080
Feels like mine's on fire.

399
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,870
I've got, like, sore guts.

400
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,160
It's coming out of me
like iced tea, man.

401
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,040
My bottom's red raw.

402
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,360
Pulled my cheeks apart in the mirror -

403
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,520
looked like a... like a sliced capsicum.

404
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,360
24/7 I'm paintballing my shorts.

405
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,040
My lips are like this.

406
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,680
Uh...
You wanna join us for a feed, Phil?

407
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,080
There's plenty of kai to go around.

408
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,560
Oh, thanks, man. That's...
That's kind of you.

409
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,480
Oh, I see you've gone with the...

410
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,920
..the standard bacon.

411
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,880
I myself usually get
the, uh, honey-cured bacon.

412
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,720
It's, uh... 'Scuse?

413
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,720
It's a little bit
more expensive, but, um...

414
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,160
Yeah. All good, all good.

415
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,160
..yeah, I just say to myself,
"Oh, you're worth it, Phil."

416
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,179
How about some sauce with that, Phil?

417
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,200
Yep. OK.

418
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,560
Well, I guess all's well that ends well.

419
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,760
Hey, babe?

420
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,880
Uh, Warren,

421
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,200
uh, there something
I need to talk to you about.

422
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,520
Oh, OK.

423
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:14,480
Uh, actually, that, um, thing
WE need to talk to you about.

424
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,480
Oh, wow, you don't muck around,
do you, Muzz?

425
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,800
Well, we waited officially
till you were declared dead

426
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,640
before we got married.

427
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,240
Yeah, out of... out of respect.

428
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,360
I guess I should've seen the signs, eh?

429
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,880
Congratulations to you both.

430
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,080
I'm glad you found happiness
in each other.

431
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,000
- Really?
- Yeah.

432
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,760
- Hey, Luce?
- Yeah.

433
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,080
Congratulations, Mum.

434
00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:47,606
And you too, Uncle Murray.

435
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,400
Dad Number Two.

436
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,000
Yeah, that's not happening,

437
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,720
- Dad Two?
- Don't push it.

438
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,320
Hey, uh, we're just gonna go
grab something from the toolshed.

439
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,200
Love youse.

440
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,840
- Dad Number Two?
- I know. It just came to me.

441
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,520
I know I should be hoha, but I'm...

442
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,440
..I'm just happy they're happy,
you know?

443
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,640
You're not angry
because that isn't your Hine.

444
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,320
Do you think my Hinemoa
will wait for me?

445
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,800
Yeah, she's waiting.

446
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,480
'cause the best duets
always need both voices.

447
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,040
Coming up next
on the Cheesy Cheese Channel,

448
00:22:47,073 --> 00:22:49,113
the best duets always need both...

449
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,440
Shut up!

450
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,760
- Let's go.
- Were you actually being serious?

451
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,480
- Yeah, no!
- Aww!

452
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,187
Did I ruin an emotional moment for you?

453
00:22:56,212 --> 00:22:58,334
You know what? I don't wanna say
something nice to you anymore.

454
00:22:58,973 --> 00:23:02,773
? And the best duets
always need both voices. ?

455
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,320
Oh, great. This definitely isn't home.

456
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,520
And these definitely aren't our clothes.

457
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,160
We've been undressed
and redressed without our consent!

458
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,200
Ew! How is that even possible?!

459
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,560
Different undies.

460
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,240
These ones have got an action gusset.

461
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,000
Dad, I don't think
testing out your undies

462
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,080
is the reason the vortex
brought us here.

463
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:35,216
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