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Tumbling through an interdimensional
vortex,

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Warren and Lucy discover twisted
versions of their own world,

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always hoping the next
one will be home.

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We're back. We're home.

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I can't believe we're home.

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Hine!

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Hine!

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Hinemoa, we're back!

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And there's no evil fridges,
no octopus gangs.

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Wait. Your mother's not home.

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Astroturf?

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They stole my lawn as well?

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I just mowed that. Why would anybody
want to steal my lawn?

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Dad, we're not back.

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And I'm pretty sure
this is not our home.

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E hika.

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Here we go again.

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CREDITS

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Oh, it's like Mr and Mrs Vanilla
have moved into our house.

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This is like a show home.

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Maybe Mum's selling the house.

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What? Our beautiful whare?

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She would never sell this whare.

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This is more than a house,
this is a home.

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I watched the All Blacks
annihilate the Wallabies

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in the 2015 World Cup
from that couch.

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Not that couch, exactly, but there.

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And you, you took your first steps
somewhere in this vicinity.

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Can't really remember.

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But we made memories here,
great memories.

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You can't put a price on that.

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The asking price is $17 trillion.

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OK, maybe you can
put a price on that.

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Maybe we should spread our wings

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and strike while the hangi's hot,
you know?

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Dad, I don't think this is our world.
We have to get out of here.

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No vortex. We're trapped
in Pastel City.

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Maybe there's no vortex
because we're home

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and we're sitting on $17 trillion.

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Yeah, but where's Mum?
Where's all our stuff?

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Where's all the people,
for that matter?

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Listen.

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- Can't hear anything.
- Exactly.

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There's no traffic noise,
no lawnmower,

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no Mr Jenkins over the back fence,

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moaning to his wife about
the boil on his...

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Yeah, yeah, he should probably
get that checked out.

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Maybe they're all down at the mall
spending their trillions of dollars.

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Dad, I really don't think this is
our universe. Something's off.

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OK, so, how do we get
the vortex open again,

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then, Miss Smartypants?

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Well, when we defeated the fridges,
the vortex opened.

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Then, when we helped each other
win the game, the vortex opened.

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I think we need to work out
whatever's happening to this world

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and sort that out.

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Can't find anything that
needs sorting out, Luce.

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Huh? Even your room's tidy,
for once.

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Why is there a picture of
Ian and his family on our wall?

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And, aue, his wife is
looking a little mannish.

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Dad, you can't say words
like mannish anymore.

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Ha! OK. Uh...maybe you can.

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Welcome, welcome.

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I'm Ian. Can I give you a tour
of this charming little property?

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Ian. It's good to see you, my bro.

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Sorry, I didn't get your name,
friend.

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Hey, Ian, bei. It's me, Warren.

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I can see you're interested
in this property, Warren.

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And it's a real steal
at 17 trillion.

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Could probably even get it down to
16.5 if you play your cards right.

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Whoa, whoa, Ian, this is my whare.

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Whare?

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House. This is my house.

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Ha-ha-ha. That's the spirit.

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It's like you already live here.

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Uh, bro, it's me, remember?

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We have barbies here all the time.

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There is a generous barbecue area.

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The indoor-outdoor flow
on this one is a beauty.

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Bro, we live here already!

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You live here?

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Yes.

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Dad...I don't think that's Ian.

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Warning. Warning.

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Yeah, I don't think...
I've never seen him...

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- Run!
- ..do that before.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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Warning. Warning.

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Stay away from us, Freaky Ian!

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- Is that Ian again?
- Welcome, friends.

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Three bedrooms, two bathrooms.

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Central, very reluctant seller.

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What more can you ask?

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It's a picket-fence haven.
in a primo location.

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Very reluctant seller.

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Selling at 28 trillion.

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This is a clone world?

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Maybe Ian's like Temuera Morrison.

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No, Ian's not Maori.

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No, Tem played all those clones
in Star Wars.

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Oh, yeah.

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Tem was the man in Star Wars, eh?

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I'm just a simple Maori trying
to make my way across the universe.

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Location, location, location.

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Indoor-outdoor flow.

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It's a buyer's market.

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Uh, maybe he was like Tem.

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They're not clones, they're robots.
Cheese it!

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Dad, in here.

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They're like land agent androids.

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- They're landroids.
- Catchy.

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Can you smell that?

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Smells like bread baking.

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Smells a bit like farts to me.

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Quick, let's get in the car.

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We can't escape in a box.

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Well, not with that attitude,
we can't.

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Low-maintenance garden.

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This property needs a little TLC.

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$28 billion.

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See? It's working.
See? Told you.

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Do you have to make the sounds?

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Uh, if we're going to be in a car,

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we need to think and act
and sound like a car.

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Oh, yeah? How do you know
it's not electric?

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My car, my rules.

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Oh, there's a gate.

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Oh, it's a "Toot to exit."

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Uh. Beep, beep.

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That's not a horn.
It's more like honk, honk.

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What are you, a goose?
It's like beep, beep.

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- Honk, honk.
- Beep, beep.

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Ooga!

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Beep, beep, beep, beep!

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They've got lasers!

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Quick! There's a button.

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I just pushed it! You've
just stopped it going!

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Yeah, well, if you push it again...

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They're coming! They're coming!
They're coming! They're coming!

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Push it between... Ah! Ah!

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Don't forget to leave your name
and number in our visitor book.

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If you have any questions,
feel free to reach out.

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Do leave us a review.

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Oh, that was intense.

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Like, one Ian is bad enough, but
50 of them with freaky laser eyes...

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What happened to Lower Hutt?

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Hey, wait, wait. Is that cardboard?

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I guess we know where
all the people went.

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It's a buyer's market,
and here at Unreal Estate,

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we've got exclusive opportunities
for discerning investors like you.

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Here's a rare chance to own property
at a price that defies logic

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- and basic economics.
- _

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This starter home offers
unlimited headroom

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and unrestricted natural lighting.

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- The sky's the limit.
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For the buyer who wants
something different,

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this home redefines modern angles,
offering a fresh new perspective.

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- Just move in and start living.
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You'll really dig this
low-maintenance treat.

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A cosy subterranean retreat
offering open-plan living

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- that really thinks outside the box.
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Speaking of boxes,
if you're struggling

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to get on the property ladder,
don't worry, our rental units are

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- fully recyclable and partially waterproof.
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Prices so hot the fire department
is on speed dial.

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? Unreal Estate

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? We don't sell homes

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? We sell a lifelong
financial burden. ?

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I used to make forts out of boxes
when I was a kid,

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but this is next level.

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This whole city is made out
of cardboard and sticky tape.

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What do they even do when it rains?
There's so many questions.

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And I think I know where
we can get some answers.

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Information. How can...

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Warren, Lucy? Is that really you?

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Why wouldn't it be us, Laurel?

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'Cause you've been missing
for, like, five years.

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Aunty Laurel, what are
you doing here?

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Information. It says it on the...

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- Do you want some?
- Yes.

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Where's my darling Hinemoa,
and is she OK?

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Yeah.

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- Well...
- What's wrong?

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Has she found someone else? She has?

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No, no, no. Nothing like that.
She's just...

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Well...

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Warren?! Lucy?!

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- Mum!
- Babe?

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Mum.

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Where have you guys been?!

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It was the vortex, wasn't it?

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Mum, you look so...cool.

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Yeah, like, the Crust Punk
community's really been there for me

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these last five years, you know?

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They've really helped
me through my grief.

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Get a box, you guys.

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There's something different
about you.

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Kind of like kissing your sister.

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You kissed your own sister?

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I'll give you three some privacy!

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No. Um, what I'm trying to get,
uh, is, uh...

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It's really great
to see you, Hinemoa.

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Ae. Samesies.

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Come on, let's get you two home.

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Hinemoa, I have one
really important question.

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Is that, like, a hairstyle,
or did you just sleep on it funny?

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Ah, it's a skullet, because
it's a skull and a mullet.

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Here we are, whanau.

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Home sweet home.

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This is our whare?

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Must be cheap as.

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Yeah, it's only, like,
five mil a month.

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Warren.

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I thought that was you, mate.
Good to see you.

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You know, we dredged the entire
Hutt River looking for your body,

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mate, and it took bloody ages.

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Of course you live next door.

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Yeah, I've got the, uh, premier Smugg

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Double Empress Fridge
megabox here, mate.

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I tell you what,
she's quite roomy.

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You, uh, moving back in
with the missus, are you?

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Might be a tight squeeze
in there, mate.

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I guess this means you're off
the market now, does it, Hine?

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I told you, Phil,
I am not interested.

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Yeah, I'm not either.

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You hit on my wife, Phil?

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Well, you weren't here, mate.
What am I supposed to do?

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It had only been a week.

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Eight days.

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- Oh, get you, eh?
- Relax, OK?

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I'm not interested anymore.

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Ever since she got that skullet
to match your mullet.

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Well, at least I'm not
wearing a toupee.

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This is a weave, my friend, alright?

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This is a Wellington
working man's weave.

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- I'm sorry, Officer Toupee.
- Yeah, that's what it is.

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Officer Toupee? Are you
throwing barbs at me, mate?

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Are you throwing barbs at me?

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Come on, then.

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- Warren!
- Hey!

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- Hey!
- Brother!

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Hey! How are you?

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I'm good, bro. How are you?

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Good. Hey, guess what.

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I'm on a cycling team called
the Cardboard Cyclists,

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and we train every day except
when it's raining.

254
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,240
You know why?
Because then it gets too mushy.

255
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,400
Oh, gee!

256
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,520
Warren! Oh, you're back!

257
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,560
- You're back
- Yep.

258
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,160
So, you weren't abducted by aliens?

259
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,200
Nope.

260
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,000
I want you to give me some respect.

261
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,120
Earn respect, my man.

262
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,080
Stop it. You're acting like children.

263
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,480
- He is.
- He is.

264
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,480
We shouldn't be fighting each other.

265
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:35,720
We should be fighting those
who put us here in the first place!

266
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:41,120
We need to stand up to our evil
overlords and their minion clones.

267
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,680
Who owns all the properties
around here?

268
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,600
Who's the bad guy? The Darth Vader?

269
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,360
Is it Jeff Bezos? Elon Musk?

270
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,480
Worse.

271
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,560
Mrs Schrodinger.

272
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,600
As in Mrs Schrodinger,
our next-door neighbour?

273
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,440
Why don't we just bail her up?

274
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,720
Well, what do you expect us to do?

275
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,480
Just walk up to her house and say,

276
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,640
"Hey, give us our houses back,
you mean old..."

277
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,080
Hey, give us our houses back.

278
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,360
No-one's answering.

279
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,600
Hey, do you think Tem got paid for
every single clone that he played,

280
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,440
or was it just a flat fee
for them all?

281
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,680
I reckon there's a way easier
way to get in here.

282
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,840
Follow me.

283
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,960
Watch and learn. You
have to do this safely.

284
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,560
Yep, yep.

285
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,280
Ah! Are you watching?

286
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,640
Look out!

287
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,880
Hey!

288
00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:41,760
Oh! My sciatica!

289
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,880
Wait. There are lasers.

290
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,480
Lasers? Lucy, there's
definitely no lasers, OK?

291
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,280
Whoa. How can I see that?

292
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,560
Watch out!

293
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,640
There seems to be some kind of
advanced laser defence system

294
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,240
that I can't see for some reason.

295
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,680
Yeah, you stay there.

296
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,200
I've got this.

297
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,480
Be careful, Lucy.

298
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,480
Wait. Cat, no.

299
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,600
Drop the cat immediately.

300
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,880
You have 20 seconds to comply.

301
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,720
Take us to Miss Schrodinger,
or the cat gets it.

302
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,840
Who the hell's this, Jeeves?

303
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,840
I managed to catch her
before she got fully lasered.

304
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:59,880
Oh, thank you, dear girl.

305
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,560
Jeeves, how many times do I have to
tell you to not let the cat out

306
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,952
when the deadly laser
beams are activated?

307
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,549
Bad robot.

308
00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,573
Very naughty.

309
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,760
Mummy mad.

310
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,273
My name's Lucy, and this
is my father, Warren, and...

311
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:19,738
No, Jeeves.

312
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,360
Let the girl talk.

313
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,160
Carry on, Lily.

314
00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:27,440
Uh, thank you.

315
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,800
You own our old house.

316
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,600
You own our old whole
neighbourhood, actually.

317
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,760
And, um, good for you,

318
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,640
but did you know that the houses
are completely empty now?

319
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,320
No-one can afford to live in them.

320
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,640
Well, don't blame me for
house prices, young lady.

321
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,560
It's the market.

322
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,360
We all have to tighten our belts.

323
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,440
- But...
- But nothing.

324
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,760
I'm sick of this.

325
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,760
I got where I am today by hard graft,

326
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,600
and a small $6 trillion loan
from my family.

327
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:06,320
There's nothing to stop you work-shy
slobs from doing the same.

328
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,080
Except that we don't have
$6 trillion, lady.

329
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,800
And we're not work-shy slobs.

330
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,320
Yeah, we work hard.

331
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,400
We're police officers, teachers...

332
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,960
And we still can't afford to
have a roof over our heads.

333
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,360
We live in boxes.

334
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,440
You live in what?

335
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:23,406
Cardboard boxes.

336
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:27,320
That is disgusting.

337
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,320
I'm going to fix this right away.

338
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,320
Jeeves, bring me the telephone.

339
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,360
..or C, bottoms.

340
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,640
- Dad!
- What? The Chase is on.

341
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,960
I haven't seen it for ages.

342
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
What's this Chase?

343
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,080
Oh, you'd love it.

344
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,760
It's a game show about money,
and that Bradley Walsh...

345
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,360
Look at him. Look, he's
cracking up at a rude word.

346
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,040
- Classic Bradley.
- I love it.

347
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,480
Bradley Walsh, you say?

348
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,760
- Hmm.
- Undercarriage. Oh!

349
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,480
I thought by getting her to fix the
problem, the vortex would open.

350
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,920
Like with the fridges?

351
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,600
Oh, maybe we have to tell everybody
in Cardboard City

352
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,560
that we saved the day.

353
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,433
Classic!

354
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,920
Mrs Schrodinger was actually
kind of nice.

355
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,560
I don't know what
they're all talking about.

356
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,800
Dad, she burnt the town down!

357
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,800
Oh, we didn't save the day at all,
did we?

358
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,640
I don't believe it.
The whole town burned down.

359
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,760
And they're gone.

360
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,320
Cardboard is a really
bad material to build a town out of.

361
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,320
Poor Mum.

362
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,876
- Oh, my God, I can see her.
- So can I.

363
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,680
I can still see her face, even with

364
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,600
that stupid haircut
and those stupid ripped jeans.

365
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,480
She was so beautiful to me.

366
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:53,200
I can even still hear her voice
calling out to me on the wind.

367
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,840
Warren, you're back.

368
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,000
Hinemoa! Are you in heaven?

369
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,040
Oh, you're still alive!

370
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,400
Ah, no thanks to you two.
Yeah, we all survived.

371
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,937
We have a very efficient
fire drill system.

372
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,030
- Where is everyone?
- Up there.

373
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,360
Hi, guys! Guys!

374
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,426
What happened?

375
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,786
You told that old witch
about us, didn't you?

376
00:18:21,113 --> 00:18:22,160
Maybe.

377
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,280
MAYBE she sent those
evil wild robots

378
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,080
and they burnt down our whole town.

379
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,200
Now I've got to cancel
the Tour de Cardboard.

380
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,880
She said she was
going to fix everything.

381
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,680
Yeah, she fixed it, alright.

382
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,680
Look what they've done to Phil.

383
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,160
Well, so this
is all your fault, Mullethead, huh?

384
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,880
I'm actually really sorry you lost
your eyebrows, Phil.

385
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,320
I mean, it must be really hard
to show surprise now,

386
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,160
but, um, that definitely looks a lot
like anger to me.

387
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,320
Oh, it is anger, bro.

388
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,400
And I'm ready to blow.

389
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,200
Oh, keep your hair on,
Sideshow Bob.

390
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,600
- Oh, you want to go?
- Yeah.

391
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,560
Well, how's about we go downtown

392
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,040
and I arrest you
for what you did to my face?

393
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,560
I'm gonna take down your name.
I'm gonna take down your address.

394
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,000
I'm gonna take down your email,
Harris.

395
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,080
You want my email, do you?

396
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,120
- That's what I said.
- So, all lowercase. All one word.

397
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,840
philisadickhead.gmail.com.

398
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,040
- Oh, you wanna spar?
- Yeah. Come on!

399
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,880
- You two, cut it out.
- Just in time.

400
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,200
I'm chill.
But he started it.

401
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,120
He caused my face to look like
a peeled grape!

402
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,342
Stop it!
We all lost our houses, hmm?

403
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,920
We're sorry, Mum.
We were just trying to help.

404
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,600
Maybe we can go back
and talk to her.

405
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,320
- I think you've done enough, girl.
- Yeah.

406
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,480
Yeah. No, Grape Face is right. Look,

407
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,480
we listen to bloody
Greta Thunberg here last time

408
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,876
and look where that got us.

409
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,360
I'm actually really, really proud
that my daughter tried her best

410
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,645
to help all of you.

411
00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:36,200
Yeah. OK, so we didn't know that
Mrs Schrodinger was going

412
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,640
to send her evil army
of landroids,

413
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:43,320
but in the words of the great
Wellington businessman Alvie Martin,

414
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,040
it's the putting right that counts.

415
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,870
So I say we all go down to
Mrs Schrodinger's house and...

416
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,280
And we burn it down!

417
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:55,200
Yeah, no. We're going to do
what I've always told Lucy to do.

418
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,800
We're going to use our words.

419
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,560
We demand to speak to Mrs
Schrodinger!

420
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,640
Yeah!

421
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,400
I'm assuming you're
here to pay your respects.

422
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,270
What, they cremated her already?

423
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,040
Well, it's only fair. She cremated
our whole flippin' town.

424
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,440
Almost cremated
me, too, just quietly.

425
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,200
And I'm starting to feel a little
woozy.

426
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,640
What happened, bro?

427
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,400
Her heart gave out
watching The Chase.

428
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,440
It was a very fast
and exciting money round.

429
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,440
And Bradley Walsh
with his come hither eyes.

430
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,400
She'd never watched the show before,

431
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,960
you see, and it was too much
for her soft little heart.

432
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,360
Presentation initiated.

433
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,760
Welcome to my will reading,

434
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:01,000
and condolences upon your
very great loss.

435
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,920
Thank you for being here,
whoever you are.

436
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,840
Well, I'm sure you're
in a state of deep despair.

437
00:21:08,912 --> 00:21:12,122
There will be a period of mourning
of 8 to 9 months,

438
00:21:12,426 --> 00:21:17,840
but my affairs must be put in order.

439
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,920
I leave my entire estate,

440
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:27,640
all my money,
houses and land to my darling Lucy.

441
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:29,914
- What?
- What?

442
00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:35,680
Lucy has shown me a kindness
and a warmth

443
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,757
my droid helpers have always lacked.

444
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:46,208
I hope this goes without saying,
but everyone gets their houses back.

445
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:48,076
- Yes!
- Yes!

446
00:21:51,857 --> 00:21:54,364
_

447
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,040
All I did was return a cat.
It was kind of sad to think that was

448
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,800
the only
time anyone showed her any kindness.

449
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,600
I guess kindness really can change
the world.

450
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,680
Yes. Yes it can.

451
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,480
It's so good to have you
and Lucy home again.

452
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,840
Now you can join me
in the crust punk community.

453
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,040
I had to play you my new favourite song.

454
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,480
Vortex.

455
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,280
Thank God.

456
00:23:05,196 --> 00:23:06,922
OK.

457
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,200
I'm not loving this at all.

458
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,700
Yeah.
Nothing good ever happens at night.

459
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:12,953
I've watched enough Stranger Things

460
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,640
to know that this ends
with something creepy.

461
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,280
Is that Laurel?

462
00:23:18,337 --> 00:23:20,162
What are you doing in the dark, man?

463
00:23:20,187 --> 00:23:21,920
- Wait.
- Are you on Tinder again?

464
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,800
Dad, I think it's something creepy.

465
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,142
Well, Tinder is full of creeps.
Hey. Loz.

466
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,640
E hika!

467
00:23:29,726 --> 00:23:34,578
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