1 00:00:13,528 --> 00:00:15,540 Wow, look at her. 2 00:00:15,563 --> 00:00:19,443 Seeing the deceased can be difficult and disorienting. 3 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,194 Oh, sure. Yeah, no, absolutely. 4 00:00:21,218 --> 00:00:23,589 But, you know, I was more talking about the head. 5 00:00:23,613 --> 00:00:25,593 Like, uh, great job getting it back on, buddy. 6 00:00:25,617 --> 00:00:27,307 - I mean, that's seamless. - Yeah. 7 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,267 - You're an artist, man. - Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:29,578 --> 00:00:31,949 Thank you. Yes, uh, that was very challenging. 9 00:00:32,316 --> 00:00:35,088 Uh, and must have been very disturbing for you all. 10 00:00:35,089 --> 00:00:37,260 Oh, didn't see it coming at all. 11 00:00:37,322 --> 00:00:39,338 - I didn't love it. - No, it was gross. 12 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:41,334 - Almost ruined the wedding for us. - Yeah. 13 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:42,827 - I can imagine. - Yeah. 14 00:00:42,851 --> 00:00:45,757 - Uh, well, I'm so sorry for your loss. - Yeah, well... 15 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,914 - And-And what, may I ask... - Right. 16 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:51,630 -...are your plans for the remains? -Oh, was that on us? 17 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:53,759 - A p... A plan. - I don't know. 18 00:00:53,826 --> 00:00:55,496 There's not really much we can do with her. 19 00:00:55,563 --> 00:00:57,100 She's starting to turn, isn't she? 20 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,944 Honestly, if you wanna just cram her into a trash can 21 00:00:58,969 --> 00:01:01,141 or a dumpster, I don't know what you do with them. 22 00:01:01,165 --> 00:01:03,053 Just say have fun with it. Honestly, do whatever you want. 23 00:01:03,078 --> 00:01:04,815 - We don't care, know what I mean? - No preference. 24 00:01:04,839 --> 00:01:06,790 - You wanna toss her in a meat grinder? - Oh, wow. 25 00:01:06,814 --> 00:01:09,431 You could fire her out of a cannon into the Delaware. That'd be fun. 26 00:01:09,456 --> 00:01:11,461 - That sounds fun. - I'm just having fun. 27 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,231 Whatever floats your boat, you know what I mean? 28 00:01:13,298 --> 00:01:15,978 Really, all we need is the death certificate there. 29 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:19,143 - So, if you don't mind. - Oh. Uh, yes. 30 00:01:19,144 --> 00:01:20,913 - Ah, yes! - Here you are. 31 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,018 - Okay, there it is. - Boom! Done, dead! Yes! 32 00:01:23,051 --> 00:01:26,057 - We got it! Nice. Thank you. - We did it. 33 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,147 You're welcome. 34 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:30,047 - Hey, do you mind if I do the sliding? - I'm sorry? 35 00:01:30,072 --> 00:01:32,209 I just always wanted to do, you know, the sliding thing, 36 00:01:32,233 --> 00:01:34,539 where you slide the body in and then you slam the door. 37 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:38,449 - Oh, uh, sure. - Yeah? 38 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:39,946 -That'd be great. -Thank you. 39 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:42,385 - Assuming you want in on this. Come on. - Are you kidding me? Of course. 40 00:01:42,410 --> 00:01:43,447 Let's do it on three, yeah? 41 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,616 - Yeah. Okay. - All right, ready? 42 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,265 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 43 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:48,583 Oh. Oh. 44 00:01:48,802 --> 00:01:51,262 - Boom! - Did not disappoint. 45 00:01:51,909 --> 00:01:55,349 Dee, we are about to get rich. 46 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:58,956 _ 47 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:04,980 credits 48 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:22,069 Mom, home sweet home, huh? 49 00:02:22,604 --> 00:02:23,954 Are you happy to be back? 50 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,887 Hey, Frank, the guys are saying no to the 21-gun salute. 51 00:02:26,912 --> 00:02:29,726 Oh, Sam would've wanted to go out with a bang. 52 00:02:29,751 --> 00:02:31,285 Come on, man. We gotta find a middle ground 53 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:33,157 between my mom's funeral and Sam's, right? 54 00:02:33,191 --> 00:02:35,831 What's going on, guys? Who are all these men? 55 00:02:35,897 --> 00:02:38,067 Okay, yeah. So, the guys in the fezzes are Shriners, 56 00:02:38,101 --> 00:02:40,569 and the dudes working on the house, those are mostly Mummers. 57 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:43,679 There's a couple VFW guys and a few Elks Lodge types I think as well. 58 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,650 - Yeah. Yep. - Why? What are they doing? 59 00:02:45,674 --> 00:02:47,104 - It's for the funeral. - Yeah. 60 00:02:47,129 --> 00:02:49,992 Well, see, my mom was, like, super active in the Philly's men's group scene. 61 00:02:50,016 --> 00:02:52,735 - She was a Mummer hummer. - Stop. Stop. 62 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,177 But why are they all, like, painting and hammering stuff? 63 00:02:55,201 --> 00:02:57,607 Oh, 'cause I'm gonna sell the house to pay for the funeral. 64 00:02:57,674 --> 00:03:01,180 Sell it? No, what are you talking about? We talked about my mom moving back in. 65 00:03:01,213 --> 00:03:03,827 - I know, but the budget's way up. - The budget skyrocketed. 66 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:07,496 And I need the money to pay for the clowns and to pay for the musicians and... 67 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:10,172 What kind of a funeral are you talking about throwing? 68 00:03:10,198 --> 00:03:11,902 Felt like I was just very clear about this. 69 00:03:12,002 --> 00:03:13,606 - Hey, Charlie. Where's Uncle Jack? - Charlie! 70 00:03:13,739 --> 00:03:15,844 Yeah, uh... What's going on in here? 71 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:18,148 He's selling the house to pay for the clowns, Dennis. 72 00:03:18,215 --> 00:03:20,486 - To pay for the clowns. - Well, not just for clowns. 73 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:22,122 The clowns are a part of the funeral. 74 00:03:22,155 --> 00:03:24,093 I would love for you guys to be a part of the funeral. 75 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,897 - We don't care about any of this. - My God, Charlie. 76 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,667 We already helped you throw a man over a cliff. 77 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,376 Yes. We're not gonna involve ourselves 78 00:03:29,401 --> 00:03:31,641 in any of your macabre nonsense any longer, okay? 79 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:33,579 Especially not some clown-based funeral. 80 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:35,617 Oh, God. Clowns. "I'm a sad clown." 81 00:03:35,642 --> 00:03:37,067 But they're gonna throw my mom out on the street. 82 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:40,514 I don't care. No moms, no funerals. I say throw her wherever. 83 00:03:40,538 --> 00:03:41,740 So Uncle Jack for us now. 84 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:42,958 - All we need is Jack. - Find Uncle Jack. 85 00:03:42,982 --> 00:03:44,543 Okay, I'd like for you guys to relax, okay? 86 00:03:44,568 --> 00:03:46,045 Did he say "relax"? 87 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:47,173 - He did. - Did he say "relax"? 88 00:03:47,174 --> 00:03:48,876 - Yes. - I... 89 00:03:48,943 --> 00:03:50,721 Here's the thing about telling someone to relax-- 90 00:03:50,746 --> 00:03:52,049 Fine, calm down then. 91 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,462 Oh, that... 92 00:03:54,486 --> 00:03:56,745 Just point us in the direction of Uncle Jack, please. 93 00:03:56,993 --> 00:04:00,608 Please, just Uncle... Please, just Uncle... Please tell us where Uncle Jack is. 94 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:03,030 - That's what we want. - Guys, where's Uncle Jack? 95 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:05,050 - He's in the basement. - Great! 96 00:04:05,075 --> 00:04:06,524 There it is. That's all we needed to know. 97 00:04:06,548 --> 00:04:08,810 God, that was... That wasn't that hard. 98 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:10,838 We're surrounded by poverty, Dee. We're gonna go down to the basement. 99 00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:12,788 Hold your breath though, 'cause you can catch it. 100 00:04:12,812 --> 00:04:14,784 It's like a disease you can catch. 101 00:04:15,596 --> 00:04:17,968 - We've got all the papers here. - We've got all the papers. 102 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:19,761 We've got my agreement with Sam, 103 00:04:19,785 --> 00:04:22,251 and then you have Dennis's agreement with Sam, 104 00:04:22,276 --> 00:04:24,756 the inheritance agreement and the certificate of death. 105 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:26,123 Just give him the whole thing. 106 00:04:26,147 --> 00:04:28,437 That's all for you and it's time to transfer the money to us. 107 00:04:28,461 --> 00:04:30,131 Now, is that going to be a wire transfer 108 00:04:30,156 --> 00:04:32,806 or is there like a vault somewhere full of chicken money 109 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:34,835 that we could dive into and swim around in like Scrooge McDuck. 110 00:04:34,902 --> 00:04:36,471 - Oh, like Scrooge McDuck! - Yes! 111 00:04:36,738 --> 00:04:38,241 - Scrooge McDuck! Yeah... - I've always wanted to pull-- 112 00:04:38,307 --> 00:04:40,279 This looks good. You got everything in order here. 113 00:04:40,345 --> 00:04:41,458 You got a thumbprint. 114 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,529 The only thing we need is the marriage certificate. 115 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,766 Uh, what? 116 00:04:46,142 --> 00:04:48,737 - Why do we need a marriage certificate? - No. No, there's no need. 117 00:04:48,762 --> 00:04:50,432 They got married. We saw them get married. 118 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,298 - It was on TV. We all saw it. - Yeah. 119 00:04:52,322 --> 00:04:55,868 Yes, yes, we saw it, but, uh, I need the official marriage certificate, 120 00:04:55,943 --> 00:04:58,314 so I can prove they were actually married. I mean, I have this. 121 00:04:58,347 --> 00:05:00,519 - Oh, then that's it. That's the one. - That's great. Use it. 122 00:05:00,543 --> 00:05:03,333 Okay, uh, but see, this has Frank's signature and thumbprint. 123 00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:06,263 It doesn't have Sam's signature or thumbprint. 124 00:05:06,297 --> 00:05:07,761 I'm sorry. 125 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:10,985 I-I can't help you guys unless I get a signed copy with a thumbprint. 126 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:13,113 - No! That can't be. - It's okay, Dee. 127 00:05:13,137 --> 00:05:15,642 - Here you go. - Can I just see the one that... 128 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,923 Oh, j... Oh, you know... Oh, my God. 129 00:05:19,289 --> 00:05:23,751 This is my... Ah, fiddlesticks. You know, I-I-I screwed this up. 130 00:05:23,776 --> 00:05:25,579 - Did you? - I screwed the pooch on this one. 131 00:05:25,603 --> 00:05:27,507 Yeah, I botched it 'cause I brought the wrong paperwork. 132 00:05:27,574 --> 00:05:29,686 - You did? - I have the marriage certificate 133 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:32,023 that has been signed and thumbprinted by both of them. 134 00:05:32,048 --> 00:05:33,351 - You do? - I have it at my place. 135 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,088 And we're gonna go get it and bring it back 136 00:05:35,112 --> 00:05:36,949 - and all will be well in the world. - Great. 137 00:05:36,974 --> 00:05:38,595 - I got it. I have a plan. - Uh-huh. 138 00:05:38,662 --> 00:05:40,132 All right. Hey, hey, hey, 139 00:05:40,198 --> 00:05:41,769 when you come back, can you bring me a cup of water? 140 00:05:41,794 --> 00:05:43,138 Charlie turned all the water off down here. 141 00:05:43,162 --> 00:05:45,767 - Uh, water. - Is that a yes? 142 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:47,780 This is gonna work. 143 00:05:47,803 --> 00:05:50,260 Dad always knew exactly what to do in a jam, 144 00:05:50,285 --> 00:05:53,299 and I think once he sees your beautiful face, 145 00:05:53,324 --> 00:05:55,361 he's gonna think of something quick. 146 00:05:57,142 --> 00:05:58,878 Right. Uh, speaking of which, 147 00:05:58,902 --> 00:06:01,040 um, I don't think he's gonna do this for nothing, 148 00:06:01,106 --> 00:06:06,685 so I was hoping maybe we could offer him a conjugal visit for motivation? 149 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,401 No way. 150 00:06:09,089 --> 00:06:12,129 Mommy, listen, we have to start acting like a family again, 151 00:06:12,153 --> 00:06:13,677 otherwise this is not gonna work. 152 00:06:13,701 --> 00:06:16,265 Dad, Dad, hi! Hi, Dad. 153 00:06:16,705 --> 00:06:21,289 Hey, Dad. Dad. Dad. Hi, Dad. Yeah, you have to put the phone to your... 154 00:06:21,313 --> 00:06:23,003 Dad, hi, how are you? 155 00:06:23,304 --> 00:06:26,933 Um, it's been a minute since we've seen each other, um, you know, since the dance. 156 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,796 You know, you... you walked out early on that, 157 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:32,169 so, um, just wasn't sure if you had to, like, use the bathroom or... 158 00:06:32,202 --> 00:06:33,337 Did you like it? 159 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:35,323 No. 160 00:06:35,976 --> 00:06:39,608 No. No. But you knew what I was going for, right? 161 00:06:42,587 --> 00:06:43,792 Oh. Express. 162 00:06:43,859 --> 00:06:45,428 Um, we've got a problem. 163 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:48,388 Um... ...it appears that Charlie's mom died, 164 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:51,419 which means Mom is now gonna be homeless. 165 00:06:52,877 --> 00:06:53,978 And? 166 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:58,797 Well, and we were hoping that you could help us out. 167 00:06:58,822 --> 00:07:01,795 You see... ...Dennis doesn't want Mom living with us 168 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:04,441 and Charlie is gonna sell the house 169 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,372 and then pay for some kind of Mummer's funeral, 170 00:07:07,373 --> 00:07:10,044 and, well, we were thinking that in exchange for helping us out, 171 00:07:10,111 --> 00:07:12,382 that maybe Mom could give you a hand job. 172 00:07:12,383 --> 00:07:13,752 Wait, wait, wait, shut up. 173 00:07:13,819 --> 00:07:15,355 Sorry, if a hand job is not your thing, 174 00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:17,661 I'm sure Mom could do something much more aggressive. 175 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:18,863 Bonnie is dead? 176 00:07:19,363 --> 00:07:21,134 Well, yeah, that's what I just said, yes. 177 00:07:21,201 --> 00:07:23,606 And the Mummers are throwing a funeral? 178 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:25,976 Yeah, but that... that's not the issue. 179 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,190 If you've gotten used to a more sexual lifestyle-- 180 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,851 - Shut up. - Yeah. 181 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:32,798 Take your mother to your uncle Donald. 182 00:07:32,823 --> 00:07:35,428 Why? Why would I do that? W-What's going on with Uncle Donald? 183 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:38,168 - I thought you didn't like him. - I don't. 184 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,928 But we could use him. 185 00:07:41,522 --> 00:07:44,729 This could be good. 186 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:50,067 Hey, how you doing? 187 00:07:50,091 --> 00:07:51,728 Do you remember us? 188 00:07:51,895 --> 00:07:53,230 Yes, I believe you're the people 189 00:07:53,297 --> 00:07:55,836 who recommended I throw your mother in the trash. 190 00:07:55,903 --> 00:07:57,874 Oh, well, you know, we said a lot of other things too. 191 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:00,955 Yeah, it was just a suggestion. Yeah, yeah, it was one idea. 192 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,729 Yeah. Um, we... we feel like we need a little bit more time with the body 193 00:08:04,754 --> 00:08:05,956 if that's okay with you. 194 00:08:06,023 --> 00:08:08,128 We really rushed our goodbyes the first time. 195 00:08:08,153 --> 00:08:11,408 Yeah. Got a little excited and sort of forgot the most important part, you know. 196 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,304 Do you mind if we pop back in there? 197 00:08:13,328 --> 00:08:15,266 And slam the door a bunch more times? 198 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:18,055 - No. I mean, well... - No, no. 199 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:19,616 - No. - We did that. 200 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,395 - No, we're not gonna do that. -'Cause that door's all wonky now. 201 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,523 - Is it? - Super wonky. 202 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:23,959 And those doors aren't cheap. 203 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,596 - It seems like maybe they are. - We didn't know. 204 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,042 - No. Very, very expensive. - Oh, wow, sorry about that. 205 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,470 Like I said, we got excited. 206 00:08:29,494 --> 00:08:32,500 I get excited too. I get excited, but I don't slam them. 207 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:34,279 I just gently close them. 208 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,484 Seems like a wasted opportunity. 209 00:08:36,485 --> 00:08:37,887 Yeah, that's on you. 210 00:08:38,254 --> 00:08:40,025 - Can we go in there? - One quick ask. 211 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:42,262 You don't want us to slam the door. You're obsessing about that. 212 00:08:42,329 --> 00:08:44,809 - Yeah, I don't even want to. - $60,000 door. 213 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,638 - I honestly don't... - Whoa, that's a lot. 214 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,575 - It sure is. I got it out of my system. - Just be careful. 215 00:08:48,642 --> 00:08:50,580 - Don't know about you. - Don't even want to slam it. 216 00:08:50,581 --> 00:08:51,948 Okay. 217 00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:53,285 We're gonna slam the door. 218 00:08:53,351 --> 00:08:55,322 - Oh, absolutely. - Okay. 219 00:08:58,631 --> 00:09:01,768 All right, Dee. Let's get this goddamn thumbprint and get the the hell out of here. 220 00:09:01,769 --> 00:09:04,172 - Okay. How we gonna do that? - Uh, with the ink pad. 221 00:09:04,373 --> 00:09:05,576 We don't have an ink pad. 222 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:07,847 - You didn't bring one? - You didn't tell me to. 223 00:09:07,871 --> 00:09:10,531 All you said was, "Dee, I have an idea." That's all you said. 224 00:09:10,555 --> 00:09:12,592 I thought we were just gonna get the thumb. 225 00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:13,695 Get the thumb? 226 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,893 In case we need to use it retroactively for other documents or something. 227 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:18,498 I don't know. 228 00:09:18,522 --> 00:09:22,217 Well, now, see, that's interesting. Dee, that is interesting. 229 00:09:22,242 --> 00:09:24,046 Yeah, that's a good point. You know what? 230 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:26,960 Yeah, slide the arm out, get the thumb, and keep her face covered 231 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,486 'cause I don't wanna look at her while you're doing it. 232 00:09:28,588 --> 00:09:30,325 - Kinda gross. - Right. No, I get that. 233 00:09:30,392 --> 00:09:32,496 But let me just stop you 'cause what I was envisioning was 234 00:09:32,497 --> 00:09:36,605 you being the one who did the snipping or the clipping of the thumb, 235 00:09:36,606 --> 00:09:39,544 - because I don't have a tool to remove it. - I don't have my tools. 236 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:43,284 Okay, but again, you didn't tell me what the plan was, right? 237 00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:45,145 - Right. - There was no vocalization. 238 00:09:45,254 --> 00:09:47,192 Okay, I think I know what happened here. 239 00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:48,796 I'm so excited about being rich 240 00:09:48,863 --> 00:09:51,467 and I'm so irritated with the old patterns of poorness 241 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,039 and explaining my plans and my wants and my needs and whatnot... 242 00:09:54,139 --> 00:09:55,709 - Yeah. - ...that I'm skipping steps, Dee. 243 00:09:55,732 --> 00:09:57,521 Yeah, well, people anticipate the needs of rich people. 244 00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:59,079 - That's what I'm saying. - They do. 245 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:01,404 That's why I'm so irritated because we shouldn't have to be 246 00:10:01,429 --> 00:10:02,867 problem-solving anymore, know what I mean? 247 00:10:02,891 --> 00:10:04,052 Never again. 248 00:10:04,076 --> 00:10:07,340 Okay, fine, I will get the thumb, but moving forward... 249 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:10,948 Oh, mark my words, when we need thumbs, people will anticipate this, 250 00:10:10,973 --> 00:10:14,279 and they will get thumbs for us without the need of vocalizations. 251 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:16,016 - Absolutely, they'll just appear. - Yeah. 252 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,620 Okay, how are you gonna take it off? 253 00:10:17,644 --> 00:10:19,280 Uh... 254 00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:21,509 Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking I might... ...just, like, 255 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:25,234 wrench it back and forth a bunch of times till it comes off. 256 00:10:26,136 --> 00:10:27,339 - It's worth a shot. - Right. 257 00:10:27,363 --> 00:10:29,000 Her head did, right? 258 00:10:29,749 --> 00:10:31,886 Yeah, it did just pop right off, didn't it? 259 00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:34,286 Okay, well, uh, you know, let's hope... let's hope that's how it goes. 260 00:10:34,352 --> 00:10:37,827 -Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. -Okay, first one's gonna be... 261 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:41,611 Right, so we're gonna restore all the original hardwood floors. 262 00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:44,206 They're under the rug here. Uh, what am I missing? 263 00:10:44,272 --> 00:10:45,810 - There's central heat and air. - Charlie. 264 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,348 -Charlie, what do you think of that? -Uh... Hang on. 265 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,218 Could you guys give me one second? 266 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,222 Um, there's bedrooms upstairs. You gotta go look at them. 267 00:10:52,246 --> 00:10:53,882 And, guys, just let them through. 268 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:56,230 -Uh, what am I looking at here, Frank? -It's a cannon. 269 00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:59,504 It's all on theme with the circus and the clowns and everything and whatnot. 270 00:10:59,637 --> 00:11:01,441 - Okay. All right. - It's a colorful cannon. 271 00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:03,612 - That's good. - No! No! 272 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:06,283 Hey, real quick. What's your take on a cannon at the funeral? 273 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:08,187 Are you still on this? Begone with you both! 274 00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:09,525 We don't have time for this shit, Charlie! 275 00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:12,287 We have the prints now and believe you me, they were not easy to come by! 276 00:11:12,311 --> 00:11:14,008 - It was an ordeal. - It was awful! 277 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,769 Jack? Basement still? Yes? Basement? 278 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:18,073 Yes. I'm trying to flush him out of there, but he-- 279 00:11:18,102 --> 00:11:19,239 Silence! 280 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,392 We do not care about flushing men from basements. 281 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:23,546 Stop talking. I'm breathing in the poor. 282 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,896 So, cannon or no cannon? 283 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,192 - Yeah, cannon. Let's do it. - Cannon! 284 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:31,568 It's a great idea, Frank. 285 00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:33,806 Uh-huh. 286 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:35,441 All right, got what you needed there? Uh, all good now? 287 00:11:35,581 --> 00:11:37,450 - Yeah. - Well, it's a thumbprint. 288 00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,618 - Yes, no shit. - Got you the thumbprint. 289 00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,888 That's what you asked for. So let's move this along. 290 00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:43,725 Yeah. It's not the right thumbprint. 291 00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:47,432 What are you talking about? What are you talking about? 292 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:51,508 What I'm saying is that this is not her thumbprint at all. 293 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,277 Bullshit! You want to see the thumb? 294 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:55,749 Yeah. Do you want to see it? Well, God, just shut up. 295 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,251 No. Right. 296 00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:58,856 You can't see it because we don't have it with us. 297 00:11:58,881 --> 00:12:00,358 - That'd be crazy. - Of course. 298 00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:02,095 That is her thumbprint though, Jack. I can assure you. 299 00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:03,632 I-I'm not sure. 300 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,371 This pattern doesn't match the other documents. 301 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:06,140 Oh, damn it. 302 00:12:06,165 --> 00:12:08,617 God, when I am rich no one will question me! 303 00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:10,444 These are problems for a poor person. 304 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:12,716 Hey, hey, did-did you get me that cup of water? 305 00:12:12,783 --> 00:12:15,229 Oh, my God! Drink out of the toilet if you're so thirsty. 306 00:12:15,254 --> 00:12:17,694 - Drink from the toilet! - Jesus, poor people are so needy. 307 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,283 It is insufferable! 308 00:12:20,945 --> 00:12:22,684 Dee, you thinking what I'm thinking? 309 00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:26,214 - Yeah, you ripped off the wrong thumb. - I believe so. Yeah. 310 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,851 It's so nice to see you both. 311 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:34,760 Now, this is my finest rosé, and I have a branzino in the oven. 312 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,293 I'll be right back. Make yourselves at home. 313 00:12:40,438 --> 00:12:44,045 I don't know. He's kind of a dick, don't you think, Mom? 314 00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:46,250 - Oh. - What the fuck is this? 315 00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:47,485 Yeah, that's pink wine, 316 00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:49,885 so you're going to want to plug your nose before you drink it. 317 00:12:49,909 --> 00:12:51,813 The fish needs another ten. 318 00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:55,394 So, you need a place to stay? 319 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:57,163 Oh. 320 00:12:57,372 --> 00:13:00,579 Well, I wonder who that could be. 321 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,156 I'll check it out. 322 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:08,817 Hello, Donald. 323 00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:10,794 Luther? 324 00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:13,335 Dad? You got out? 325 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:18,481 24-hour compassionate leave to participate in Bonnie's funeral. 326 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,019 Thought I'd pop by for dinner. 327 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:22,991 - Yeah! - Yeah. 328 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,235 Electric, huh? 329 00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:33,742 My whole family reunited. 330 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,818 And an uncle, kind of an add-on. 331 00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:40,567 Whatever happened between you two? 332 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:45,029 Your uncle and I, we had a falling out over the Mummers. 333 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:49,194 He was angry that I wouldn't let him join me in the organization. 334 00:13:49,218 --> 00:13:51,122 I always wanted to be a Mummer, 335 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:55,646 march in the parades, do the choreography, play the music. 336 00:13:56,066 --> 00:14:02,144 But, uh, your father, he frowned upon people who shared my lifestyle. 337 00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:04,139 But I was wrong, Donald. 338 00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:08,080 I can see that now. Prison has changed me. 339 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,550 Donald. 340 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:11,788 I'm sorry. 341 00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:16,230 Oh. Well, I-I don't know what to say. 342 00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:19,236 I... I'm-I'm very moved. 343 00:14:19,671 --> 00:14:20,882 I'm moved too. 344 00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:25,716 I think this calls for dessert. I made a crème brûlée. 345 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:27,939 I'll go get it. 346 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:29,657 Great. 347 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,064 So, Dad, why the sudden change? 348 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:38,909 I decided I should let Donald be the Mummer he always wanted to be 349 00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:42,750 and let him take my place in the funeral procession. 350 00:14:42,993 --> 00:14:45,130 Oh. That's so nice. 351 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:46,992 And then when it's over, 352 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,368 the police will take him back to jail instead of me. 353 00:14:54,182 --> 00:14:55,318 I see. 354 00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:00,661 - Yoo-hoo! Hi there. - Oh, hey! 355 00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:03,291 No, absolutely not. You two ruined my door. 356 00:15:03,357 --> 00:15:04,661 You slammed it again. 357 00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:07,498 Ah, well, we didn't slam it that hard. 358 00:15:07,566 --> 00:15:09,604 The slider is bent and now the handle is all loose. 359 00:15:09,671 --> 00:15:10,873 - Are they? - Oh, buddy. 360 00:15:10,874 --> 00:15:12,137 Did they get all busted up? 361 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,208 - I'm so sorry. - You know what? 362 00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:15,429 We're going to be so much more careful this time, you watch. 363 00:15:15,453 --> 00:15:17,516 I have two broken doors now. 364 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,545 Whatever. We got the wrong body last time. 365 00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:20,604 Yeah, so can we... 366 00:15:20,826 --> 00:15:22,295 You said goodbye to the wrong corpse? 367 00:15:22,362 --> 00:15:23,665 Can you believe it? 368 00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,367 - Crazy, right? - Honest mistake. 369 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:27,205 We just wanna say goodbye to the right person. 370 00:15:27,338 --> 00:15:28,675 It would mean a lot to us, you know. 371 00:15:28,775 --> 00:15:31,480 You ripped the thumb off a total stranger? 372 00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:33,150 Caught that, did you? 373 00:15:33,217 --> 00:15:35,188 Yeah, well, we... you know, we didn't have our tools. 374 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,625 No, and he didn't vocalize the plan, 375 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,294 and then there we were, just trying to pivot. 376 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,031 - So I just had to wrench it. - Yeah. Great. 377 00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:43,063 You don't... Whatever. Look, she's not here anymore anyway. 378 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:44,992 You threw her in the trash already? 379 00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:46,319 No. 380 00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:49,458 We don't throw bodies in the trash. 381 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,221 Her husband came to get her. Uh... Uh... 382 00:15:52,656 --> 00:15:55,175 - A Frank Reynolds took the remains. - What? 383 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,798 - Why did you give her to him? - Why? 384 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:59,002 She's not even technically married to him yet. 385 00:15:59,069 --> 00:16:00,305 - Yet? - Goddamn it! 386 00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:01,633 Okay, where did he take her? 387 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:03,073 - How should I know? - Shit. 388 00:16:03,097 --> 00:16:06,210 You should know and you should tell us because we are meant to be rich. 389 00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,506 We are not meant to be squabbling 390 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:11,048 with basement dwellers and morticians all day long. 391 00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:15,081 Goddamn it, you are working class and we have moved on from you. 392 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:16,462 Okay, Dennis, I'm texting him. 393 00:16:16,486 --> 00:16:18,650 He's taking her to the funeral. I'll have him drop a pin. 394 00:16:18,675 --> 00:16:21,648 - You, thanks for nothing. - Yeah, thanks for nothing, pal. 395 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,206 Dee, you know what? Let's go. 396 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,831 And let's slide and slam every single thing on the way out. 397 00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:29,697 Don't you dare slide and slam every-- 398 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:38,681 ?? Fuck this job ?? 399 00:16:38,782 --> 00:16:40,853 ?? It's crazy ?? 400 00:16:46,119 --> 00:16:47,058 Okay. All right. 401 00:16:47,082 --> 00:16:49,979 When we see the funeral procession, you throw your body over Sam's 402 00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:52,291 - in a fit of tears, and get the print. - Yeah. 403 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,588 Oh, well, the casket's gonna be closed though, right? 404 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,267 They don't do open caskets in a funeral procession, do they? 405 00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,993 No, you're probably right. Yeah, okay. 406 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,611 So, I'll throw my body over the coffin in a fit of tears, right, 407 00:17:01,635 --> 00:17:03,048 and I'll knock the lid off. 408 00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:04,909 - You grab the print then. - That's when I grab it. 409 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,571 - Actually grab the whole thumb if you can. - Yeah. Right. 410 00:17:06,595 --> 00:17:08,645 Yeah. No. Hey, where are we? 411 00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:11,134 This, uh... This feels strange, but this is definitely where Frank dropped the pin. 412 00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,438 - It is? - Yes. 413 00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:15,129 I was gonna say 'cause it's a good crowd, but it doesn't seem like a funeral crowd. 414 00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:16,877 Something feels off. 415 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,188 What are they doing? What are we supposed to do? 416 00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:34,992 Are we meant to do something? Uh-oh. 417 00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:37,408 Jesus. I don't know. We gotta find Frank. 418 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,670 I don't know what the hell's going on. I don't even see a coffin. 419 00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:40,797 - Frank! - Frank! 420 00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:42,157 Frank! 421 00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:43,794 Frank! 422 00:17:43,818 --> 00:17:45,621 - Dad, do you think this is gonna work? - Huh? 423 00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:48,132 Forget it. Here they come. 424 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,293 Look. There he is! 425 00:17:51,761 --> 00:17:53,706 You're really pulling this look off by the way. 426 00:17:53,731 --> 00:17:55,067 So beautiful. 427 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,192 He looks so happy. 428 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,985 - Are you crying? - No. 429 00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,222 Bro, I think you're crying. 430 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,427 Oh, God, here put the glasses on. 431 00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:11,568 Yeah, that's... that's better. 432 00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,304 I don't like that. I don't like it. 433 00:18:13,371 --> 00:18:15,441 - I don't know where Frank is. - Frank! 434 00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:17,068 I mean, where's Frank? 435 00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:19,417 - Frank! - Wait a second. 436 00:18:20,192 --> 00:18:21,529 Where the hell is Frank? 437 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,802 - Is that Charlie? Charlie! - Oh! Hey! Hey! 438 00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:26,129 Charlie, Charlie, where's Frank? 439 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:29,402 Oh, my gosh, you guys came. This is the perfect send-off for my mom. 440 00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:30,839 She would be so happy you were here. 441 00:18:30,906 --> 00:18:32,943 - Great. Where's Frank, dude? - Huh? 442 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,446 Where's the body? 443 00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:35,972 Oh, my mom? She's ashes, dude. 444 00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:37,833 - Sam? Where's Sam? - Huh? 445 00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:39,457 Oh, she's in the cannon. 446 00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:49,209 - What? - Oh, no. 447 00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:51,547 Thank you all for coming 448 00:18:51,571 --> 00:18:56,263 as we bid our farewells to Bonnie and Sam, 449 00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,795 two magnificent women, 450 00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:01,312 who would've wanted to go out with a bang. 451 00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:04,072 I should know, I banged both of 'em. 452 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,215 Drumroll, please. 453 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,292 - Oh, my God. - Goodbye, my lovely. 454 00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:16,664 No, no, no. 455 00:19:29,806 --> 00:19:32,295 Yeah! 456 00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:39,811 - Well, there go those thumbs. - Son of a bitch. 457 00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:45,021 No, wait. What are you doing? You got it all wrong. 458 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:48,427 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dad. I can't let it happen. 459 00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:50,765 I'm not Luther. I'm Donald. 460 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,636 Wait, hold on, stop. He's telling the truth. 461 00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:56,476 Listen, that man over there, that's the real Luther. 462 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,013 Thank you for everything, buddy. 463 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,950 Yeah, good to see you, and say hi to your family. 464 00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:02,564 How about that shot, Charlie? Slam dunk. 465 00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:04,694 It was incredible, Frank. It was incredible. 466 00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,254 Guys, thank you so much for coming. 467 00:20:06,277 --> 00:20:09,484 - Oh, fuck off! - Goddamn poor people. Ruin everything! 468 00:20:11,139 --> 00:20:13,077 - What's eating them? - I don't know, dude. 469 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,237 Frank, this was amazing. This was amazing. 470 00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:17,499 My mom would've loved this. She would have loved this. 471 00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:19,092 - I miss them both. - Yeah. 472 00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:20,626 What are you doing? 473 00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:23,130 What are you doing? I'm Donald. 474 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:27,506 Mac! Mac! Mac! 475 00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:29,442 I'm so sorry, Uncle Donald. 476 00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:33,224 I knew that my dad was going to double-cross you the entire time. 477 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:37,305 - Are you mad? - No, Son. I'm not mad. 478 00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,262 Dad? How? 479 00:20:39,311 --> 00:20:42,584 I never told Donald he could take my place in the parade 480 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,909 'cause I knew you were gonna rat. 481 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:50,174 Once a rat, always a rat. 482 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:54,793 Oh. Does this mean you're gonna live as him with Mom now? 483 00:20:56,899 --> 00:20:58,744 Uh, okay. Will I see you again? 484 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:02,600 Oh, yeah. I'll probably come back to kill you someday. 485 00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:09,891 Eh. He's just being unpleasant. I'm sure he'll come around. 486 00:21:10,593 --> 00:21:18,593 credits