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Tumbling through
an interdimensional vortex,

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Warren and Lucy

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discover twisted versions
of their own world,

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always hoping the next one will be home.

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Oh! Oh, I hate when it does that.

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Where is this?

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I don't know,
but at least there's no fridges

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trying to kill us.

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Warren and Lucy, you are out of bounds.

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You will return immediately
or face elimination.

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E hika! Run!

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CREDITS

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Elimination. Elimination.

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Now drones are trying to kill us!

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- Elmination.
- In here!

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Elimination. Elimination.

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Elimination.

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In a shock reveal,

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Warren
and Lucy have re-entered The Game.

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Mum!

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Hinemoa!

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What happened to your tracksuits?

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Hey, I'm getting the feeling
that we're in some kind of game.

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Dad, I hope I inherit your power
of perception.

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Guys, this is no game.

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This is reality.

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Contestants from number 23,
Haerewa Street,

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welcome to the first challenge.

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Uh, we might be
in some real trouble. eh,

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but at least there are no evil fridges,

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so I think we'll just play along

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until we can work out what's going on.

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Dad.

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Have you ever seen Squid Game?

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Is that the fishing one with
Clark Gayford in it?

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In your teams,

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you must choose one person
to be blindfolded.

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The other will direct their partner

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down a path using only the power
of their voices.

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First team to raise their flag
at the end wins.

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Oh, and try not to step on...

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Um... Excuse me.

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Can you repeat the first bit, please?
I was miles away.

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What?

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So, um, we were given these tracksuits

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to wear and socks and shoes, and then,

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um, we were driven to the place
where the maze was set up.

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That's the game.

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OK, go, go!

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There was a sound
and we started the game.

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I am going maui.

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Wait. Maui's left, is it?

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You haven't even moved.

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You know I get confused
with left and right. Jeez.

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Ah! Hika ma! That's electrified.

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Well, that's why I said left.

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Warren and Hine are off
to a shocking start,

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as Warren struggles to understand

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the complicated notion
of left and right.

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Meh, meh, meh. Shut up!

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Left, left, left!

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Left!

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Like, "I left you."

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Hey!

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Yeah, OK. Now turn 37 degrees
north east,

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then take five half yard strides.

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What? Just use normal instructions.

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Not my fault you didn't
take nautical training.

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Hey, no-one has taken nautical training.

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Yes, Bo. That's perfect.

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Now walk forward for two medium steps.

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Got it.

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Bo's heart rate seems
to rise every time Lucy speaks.

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Ignore that!

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Bo's cheeks are flushed red.

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Are those the signs of young love?

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Oh, shut up! you massive eyehole!

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Heh... "Eyehole."

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Focus!

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Five steps.

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- Stop!
- What?

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You're about to step on a polygon.

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Polly who?

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I don't know anything
about reality TV, to be honest.

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Uh, I accidentally watched
Naked Attraction once.

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People weren't very attractive,
but they were very naked.

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I'm tired of being told what to do
by you.

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For the last 20 years,
you keep telling me what to do.

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Yeah, and you were blind
for those 20 years as well,

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- so nothing's changed.
- Oh, ha-ha.

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I see what you did there. You know what?

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For 20 years, you tell me.

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Oh, you can't cut your toenails
in the kitchen.

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For 20 years, you tell me,

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"Oh, leave the toilet lid down!"

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For 20 years, you tell me we can't
do it in the frozen produce section

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- at the supermarket because it's...
- Unhygienic!

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Let me finish. Because it's unhygienic!

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Well, you know what?
I can do whatever I want to do.

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OK? I don't have to stand right
here cos I'm gonna stand right here.

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He's gone!

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Murray is our first contestant
to be eliminated.

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When Murray and I broke up,

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I decided he was dead to me.

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And now he actually is dead.

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Sorry. Does anybody have, like,
1 to 3 bottles of wine handy?

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I smell a conspiracy.

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Yeah, because if you think...

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My body's disappeared.

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You've taken my body?!

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As if zapping us
with lasers wasn't enough,

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and now you're taking...

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It's the green tracksuit
on the green screen.

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Not Mrs Schrodinger!

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Oh, now the cat's using her ashes
as a litter tray. Bad cat!

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Some sneaky players have emerged.

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It seems an alliance is forming
between Hine, Warren and Lucy.

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It's not an alliance. We're whanau!

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Yeah, yeah,
you tell them, Alternate Hinemoa.

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Thanks, Alternate Babe.

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Contestants who are still alive,

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make your way to Tribal Council.

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Here's some shots you've already seen

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but have probably already forgotten.

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..right here!

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And then it was the ad break.

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Contestants. You must vote
for someone to be eliminated.

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Um, can I vote for people
who say #NotAllMen?

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Let the voting begin.

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The votes have been counted.

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The first person voted out of
the game at number 23,

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Haerewa Street,

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and the second person
to be eliminated is...

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..Laurel!

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Oh... Oh, my God.

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I've got a few things to say.

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First of all, RIP. Murray.

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He may have been a wet fart
of a husband, but he was a good man.

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Second of all, Bo,
you will always be my baby boy.

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And I would like to say
that I'm extremely proud

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of how I conducted myself in this game.

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I stayed true to myself.

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I was honest, I was respectful
to my fellow contestants.

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So you can all suck my big fat...

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Argh!

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Mum!

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The Game has spoken.

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It's room makeover time.

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Contestants must make over their rooms,

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but they'll only have 60 seconds.

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We have to make over the entire room
in 60 seconds?!

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It takes me longer
just to put my jeans on.

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I could help.

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Ew, shut up, Alternate Bo.

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00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,200
I have been to every design class

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for real estate beginners
my work had to offer.

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I know how to mix patterns
and create a feature wall.

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How can a wall be a feature? Yeah?

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It is a structural necessity invented by

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the Bavarian Illuminati
in the 18th century.

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What do you think of these bad boys?

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So this challenge seems

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way less dangerous than the last one.

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Just don't jinx it.

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And there's just one more thing.

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While you're carrying out the challenge,

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the rooms will be slowly filling up
with poisonous gas.

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There it is.

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Good luck, teams. Your time starts...

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..now.

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What are you doing?

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It's the best way to get the ideal hang.

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Now just find out where the studs are.

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We have 60 seconds.
Just put it on the wall!

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00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,160
Well, it's gonna be all over the place.

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00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,440
I'm just saying, babe.

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Where did I put that hammer? Oh, yeah.

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Come on! The chair!

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One of these. I've got it.
I'm coming, babe.

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Babe, is there a pencil over there?

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Alright, it's just a light cushion chop,

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in the middle
with the side of your hand.

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Hi-ya.

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Here we go. Give it a go,

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Darren! It's a pillow!

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Be a masseuse, not a chiropractor. God!

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Go paint that wall apricot, right now.

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Don't forget the paint.

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I'm so angry, Darren, honestly.

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Come on.

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- Does it look homey?
- I don't know.

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I don't think I can hold on.
I think this could be it, Warren.

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Honey, shut your mouth.

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Excuse me?

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I mean, cover your mouth
and hold your breath.

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Lucy, cover your mouth
with something and hold your breath.

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Yeah, it's all about how you control

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the roller to give a smooth
and structured finish.

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Of course, you don't want
to leave a wet edge, and...

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No-one cares that you painted
a wall, mansplainer.

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I'm the one that
made this room come alive.

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Warren and Hine
went the shabby chic route,

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but only got as far as the shabby.

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Lucy and Bo have gone
for the car crash aesthetic.

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Unfortunately, they've nailed it,

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and they're our worst performing team.

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They're our frontrunners
for elimination.

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00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,680
Ian and Darren
have pulled off a stunner.

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Beautiful use of colour really ties
in this contemporary look.

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These are clearly our frontrunners,
but hang on.

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00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,839
Oh, no.

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00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,600
It looks like they've been overcome
by the toxic gas.

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Their room took our breath away.

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00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,439
Looks like theirs as well.

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00:13:26,464 --> 00:13:28,784
Lucy and Bo are safe.

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00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,999
Dad, we need to be on the same team.

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If I stay with puppy boy over there,
I'll be ash in minutes.

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00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,199
I say we ditch our partners
and form our own team.

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- What about your mum?
- She's not my mum.

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And she's not your wife.

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Yeah, but she looks really good
in that tracksuit, though, like...

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Dad!

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Focus!

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I'll go tell Bo. You go tell Mum.

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Fake Mum.

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Oh, no. Bo has left the gaming area
and will be eliminated.

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00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,760
No, I was just... I was just chasing
a butterfly.

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00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,239
No, no! Argh!

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Bo!

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00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,159
At least you don't
have to tell him you're dumping him.

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Contestants,
there are now no more teams.

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We've moved on

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to individual challengers
to find one single winner.

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00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,361
I don't have to break up
with Hinemoa anymore.

267
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:28,040
Dad... One single winner.

268
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,520
You two, haere mai.

269
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,680
It's time
for the Feed Your Fear challenge.

270
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,719
- Yum.
- Oh, no.

271
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,159
We're gonna have to eat
gross animal parts, aren't we?

272
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,917
Oh... Oh, well,
we can cope with that, Luce.

273
00:14:44,942 --> 00:14:46,861
We can cope with any vile,
disgusting thing

274
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,166
that they put in front of us.

275
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:53,559
In a shock twist, we're bringing in
a wildcard entry to the game.

276
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,359
The winner of the game

277
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,559
- at number 21, Haerewa Street,
- _

278
00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:00,679
Officer Phil Doyle.

279
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,279
G'day, g'day.

280
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,840
Bon apperteetees, eh?

281
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,319
Bon apperteetees.

282
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:09,740
Ooh, something smells good,
and it ain't my aftershave.

283
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,680
Contestants, prepare
to face your culinary fears.

284
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,040
Remove your lids.

285
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:25,680
Hinemoa must eat three-week-old
raw fish, from tail to head.

286
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,039
Oh, no.

287
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,080
Lucy must eat sheep droppings.

288
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,679
Well, what are the odds?

289
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,679
Warren has to eat pig sphincters.

290
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,359
What a bummer, mate.

291
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,280
That doesn't look so bad.

292
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,679
Wait. What's a spectre again?

293
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,800
Bumhole.

294
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,640
You monsters!

295
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,446
While our wild card Phil has to eat...

296
00:15:46,471 --> 00:15:48,924
a delicious jam scone.

297
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,439
Oh, no.

298
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,480
Oh, come on, I gotta eat a bumhole!

299
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,639
Bottoms up, Harrison!

300
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,479
Oh, wait, there's no cream here.

301
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,040
Ooh, thank you very much.

302
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,360
You have 60 seconds
to eat everything on your plates.

303
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,519
Are you ready, contestants?

304
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,880
Ready.

305
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,840
These are way chewier than I expected.

306
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,239
And no flavour. Wait.

307
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,920
My Stanky Steve's hot sauce.

308
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,479
Dad, I can't do this.

309
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,960
- Want some hot sauce?
- No!

310
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,599
- Babe, what are you doing?
- I'm not eating mine.

311
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,000
Lucy, if you eat one of those,

312
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,479
then I'll be eliminated and not you.

313
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,719
But, Mum...

314
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,080
Lucy Koha Harrison, you do

315
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,720
as you're told and you eat that poo!

316
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,800
I can't, it's poo!

317
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,359
Eat the poo, bubba.

318
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,920
I'll be OK.

319
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,839
Time's up.

320
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,919
It looks like Hine hasn't even
touched her fish,

321
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,080
so she'll be eliminated.

322
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,600
What's wrong with him?

323
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,000
I don't know.

324
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,239
But wait.

325
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,319
It seems Phil
has an undisclosed jam allergy.

326
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,799
Oh, no!

327
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,280
Poor guy's dying.

328
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,039
Yep.

329
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,280
At least I got
to watch you eat bumholes, Harrison.

330
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,679
Yep.

331
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,359
And it was glori...

332
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,600
And gone.

333
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:40,320
Sadly, Hine will still need
to be eliminated.

334
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,000
- What?
- That's not fair!

335
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,946
_

336
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,560
I hate it when your wife,
who's not really your wife,

337
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,159
gets blasted off the face of the earth.

338
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,600
Really dampens the mood.

339
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,879
Just two players remain.

340
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,560
One will win.

341
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,840
One will be eliminated.

342
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,600
OK, listen.

343
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,920
Your mum, who's not your mum,

344
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,960
sacrificed herself for you.
So now it's my turn.

345
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,039
OK? No, no. You have to win.
And you have to make it home.

346
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,359
So I'm gonna make damn sure that I fail.

347
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,920
No matter what the next challenge is,

348
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,320
I'm going to be
the worst in the world at it, OK?

349
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,040
I'm gonna fail
like no-one's ever failed before.

350
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,240
Welcome to the final
Backyard Barbecue Challenge.

351
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,800
Oh, no!

352
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,520
Contestants, you're required to cook
the perfect medium-rare steak.

353
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,639
Of course.

354
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,599
Who will judge
the perfect barbecue steak?

355
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,800
Who?

356
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,599
Stanky Steve,

357
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,000
creator of Stanky Steve's
world famous hot sauce.

358
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,480
Stanky Steve's hot sauce.
It's stank-tastic.

359
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,239
May cause explosive diarrhoea.

360
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,680
Y'all know if it don't stank,

361
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,320
it ain't in the bank.

362
00:18:56,693 --> 00:18:58,866
_

363
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,119
Who is that?

364
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,639
He's only the greatest barbecuer
who ever lived,

365
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,039
next to Liam Neeson's personal chef.

366
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,919
Please welcome your second judge,

367
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,440
Liam Neeson's personal chef,

368
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,800
Mike O'Shaughnessy.

369
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,200
I feel like I'm being ripped apart
by joy and sadness.

370
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,559
Grillers, ready?

371
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,879
Ready.

372
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,280
- Yep.
- And grill!

373
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,240
Doesn't even matter. Doesn't matter.

374
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,520
Have you got a good sear on one side?

375
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,519
- I think so.
- Good.

376
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,360
Uh, another two minutes
and then take it off.

377
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,600
What are you gonna do?

378
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,480
I'm gonna burn my steak.

379
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,760
But you have to watch that like a hawk.

380
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,840
And in approximately 35 seconds,
you're gonna take it off the grill.

381
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,519
- Do you understand?
- I understand.

382
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,000
It's been a pleasure
grilling with you, Lucy Harrison.

383
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,240
Thank you, darling.

384
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,480
Warren's steak is more eye-watering
than mouth-watering.

385
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,520
It sucks!

386
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,240
Lucy must bring her plate up
to the judges.

387
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,720
Stank-tastic.

388
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,720
Oh, my God, you actually liked it.

389
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,080
You know, I'm quite taken with this.

390
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,920
Well done.

391
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,200
And finally,

392
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,280
Warren must bring his plate forward
for judgement.

393
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,040
I have tasted road kill

394
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,279
after a forest fire

395
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,240
that tasted better than this!

396
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,560
I'm not eating that. No way.

397
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,120
And so salty!

398
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,480
This is quite literally
the saddest day of my entire life.

399
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,360
Thank you.

400
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:45,040
The winner of the barbecue
challenge is...

401
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,880
..Lucy.

402
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,440
Hey.

403
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,040
Thank you
for burning your steak for me, Dad.

404
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,600
I know it was really hard for you.

405
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,520
It's one of the hardest things
I ever had to do in my entire life.

406
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,080
But I'd do it all again for you,
sweetheart.

407
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,360
I'd do doing anything.

408
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,040
Warren, it's elimination time.

409
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,800
Whoa! How did that happen?

410
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,200
This, us supporting each other

411
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,680
must be the key to opening the vortex.

412
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,920
Alright. Let's bloody Jonah Lomu it.

413
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,280
- Who?
- Just run it straight!

414
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,760
He's been taken.

415
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:34,566
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