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This is Warren Harrison,
an ordinary human from Lower Hutt,

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New Zealand.

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18 years ago, an inter-dimensional
portal opened in his garden shed,

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its origin unknown, its purpose unclear.

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What Warren didn't know at the time
was that it's a gateway

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to countless alternate realities.

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Strange, perilous versions
of the same place,

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governed by different laws
of time and space.

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He still doesn't know
because he's never gone in it.

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Warren also doesn't know that two
hours and 53 minutes from now,

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he will leap into the vortex
for the very first time.

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But for now, he's just going to use
it to dump his lawn clippings.

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Warren!

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Warren!

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- Warren!
- Coming.

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CREDITS

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- Yo, babe.
- Oh, babe.

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You go to another world
when you mow those flippin' lawns.

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I travel to a world of funk.

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Where funky cats do
funky moves on their funky lawns.

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If you finished with the funk,
could you fix the fridge?

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- The screen's gone funky.
- Yo.

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No, this thing's totally pakaru.

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Hear that? You're useless.

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Don't speak to her like that.

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Um, since when did it get pronouns?

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Oh, Lucy and I decided to call the
fridge Rhonda, after Aunty Rhonda.

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Why?

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'Cause she's shaped like a fridge
and can put away heaps of food?

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Hi, Warren.

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How does it know my name?

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This thing's giving me the creeps.

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Crepes? Are you making crepes?

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Shut up!

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Hey, don't speak to
Rhonda like that, she's whanau.

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Oh, can you go ask Lucy to help?

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Oh, and how did that talk go?

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Oh, babe, we have to let her go.

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Punch it in the butt and get out!
Just get out!

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Oh, Dad. Um, not you.
I meant for my Death Squad.

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Step down, I have to go.

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Yeah, uh,

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perhaps you want to step down
as a commander of your Death Squad

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and go help out in the kitchen, alright?

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He aha tenei.

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You promised your mum you were
gonna quit with the whole...

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I did. That's a thumb drive.

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Oh, yeah, I knew that.

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Please go help your mum in the kitchen.

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We're doing this for your birthday.

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Might be the last one that you have
in this house for a while.

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You're letting me go?

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Are you serious?!

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Come on, Dad, it's not the end of the
world, just a gap year to France.

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I'm not getting abducted by
a Dothraki Horselord.

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Well, you don't have to pack now.

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Oh, I still don't know why you want
to spend a year in that place.

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What can you get in Paris that you
can't get right here in Lower Hutt?

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Have you learned nothing
from our favourite movie, Taken?

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Look at what happened
to the girl in that.

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- Uh, she was taken.
- Yeah.

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And then, in Taken 2,
the mum and dad get taken.

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People get taken.

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Dad, it's a movie. YOUR favourite movie.

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But I thought you liked it.

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You made me watch it when I was five.

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Just go help your mum
in the kitchen, OK?

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Look at him.

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I mean, you would, right?

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I would not. Why are so many
of them holding up fish?

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Shows they're good providers.

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Oh, look at him. Look at those arms.

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No. Look, he's got a wedding ring on.

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So?

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I just want him to slide into my DMs.

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I am so telling my therapist
about this, Mum.

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We're all adults,
my little boo-boo bear.

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There she is.
Old Divorcee Spice, eh? Mwah.

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Oh, your jokes have moved
into the '90s, Waz.

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Hey, uh, Laurel...

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..is it cool that I invited Muzz?

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Sure.

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Because Murray is a dead corpse

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floating down the stagnant river
that was my life.

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Sweet!

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Yeah, speaking of,
they're letting me go!

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To France? That's awesome.

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That's... that's great.

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So, you're going away?

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Yeah. If Dad had his way,
I'd never leave this house.

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I will let you leave this house to go
and take the chairs out the back.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I reckon it could do
with a bit longer.

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No, no, no. See, some people measure
time on their phones, right?

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Other people measure time by
those little marks you make

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on the doorframe to see how tall
your kids are getting.

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But for me, time is
a perfectly cooked steak.

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And that, my bros,
is a perfectly cooked steak.

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Yeah, it's not a very accurate measure,

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and you can't walk around with
a steak in your pocket, Warren.

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I thought that was a great way
of measuring a time unit.

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- Thank you, Muzz.
- Yeah.

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I could say to Warren,
"Hey, I'll see you in three steaks,"

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and he'd know exactly how long
I was gonna be.

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Look, it's all relative,
though, isn't it?

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Laurel loved a good steak.

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- I thought she was a vegetarian.
- Was she?

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You need to move on, Muzz.
She certainly has.

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In fact, you need to move on

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to a beautiful, little
three-bedroom, ensuite

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I'm selling in Chilwood Close.

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Now, it needs a new kitchen,
but you're lonely as.

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So, when will you ever cook, am I right?

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What Muzza needs to do is grow a pair.

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Mind you, they've probably shrivelled
up with all that cycling, have they?

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- Is there a problem, Phil?
- There ain't no problem.

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I'm just about to hit the hay.

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I was gonna punch out some zees,
but I heard you girls talking.

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Thought I'd come over here and
ask you to keep the noise down

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to an acceptable level.

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OK, well, we'll make sure that

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the inevitable mass haka doesn't
spill out onto the street.

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Yeah, I'd appreciate that, man.

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I'd love to see you four doing the haka.

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Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What have we got here? The Grillo-800.

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- Are, yes, it is.
- It's a good barbie, eh?

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It's perfect for your
smaller gatherings, this one.

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- I've got the Grillo-1000.
- Oh, no way.

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The bigger one.

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Makes a lot of sense because I've got
a much larger group of friends.

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Alright, hooroo.

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Don't make me come back here, eh?

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I broke some kid's arm the other day.

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Warren.

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Uh, kia ora, Mrs Schrodinger.

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I could not help overhearing

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that handsome policeman
with the svelte buttocks.

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Now, you will keep it down, won't you?

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My cat gets terrified
and it hides in its box.

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We'll put it down. We'll keep it down.

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Po marie.

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Hey, boys,

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do you reckon if she passed away
suddenly that her cat would eat her?

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She's flirting.

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Well, I'd hardly call
THAT flirting, bro.

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I mean, she's pushing at least 70.

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No, Laurel.

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She's got her hands all over that cop.

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You're so wicked!

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Sorry to interrupt your
little boomer sausage party.

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Mum was asking if you've seen the mayo.

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Oh, there she is, eh? Birthday girl.

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You have shot up.

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Last time I saw you, you were
always walking around with the, um,

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that little, um, Dr Squeakycheeks.

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Oh, you were so cute.

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Mr Ross, I'm 18.

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Nice one, bro.

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There are moments in life
that change things forever.

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Lucy's life is definitely
about to change.

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All because she's going to hide in
the unlocked shed for a sneaky vape.

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Kids, don't do vapes.

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They're yucky.

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What the actual...

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So, after the war,

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Hitler and other high-ranking
Nazi officials fled to the moon,

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where they're currently
developing weather weapons

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to trigger the next ice age.

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Why would Nazis want to trigger
the new ice age?

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Freeze Hitler, obviously.

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Oh, so, they can defrost him
and then eat him.

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Babe, have you seen Lucy?

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I've got the cake all ready.

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You know what she's like.

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Probably somewhere
avoiding social interaction.

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What does that mean?

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It means go find her.

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I'll be back with her.

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Lucy!

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Lucy!

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Oh, I've got a weird feeling
I'm gonna regret this.

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Oh. Back where I started.

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Eh?! I just mowed that!

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Hello?! Hello?!

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Hell... Oh!

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- Lucy. What the hell did you...
- Shh!

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It's actually good to see you.

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What? I only saw you a few minutes ago.

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Dad, I've been here for, like, a day.

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- Quick, in the shed.
- I didn't know that.

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Oh! Oh, I think I've popped a rib.

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OK, so, Dad, I got here yesterday.

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Nah, you were just at the barbecue.

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It must be time dilation.

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You just got here, I got here yesterday.

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But in this place, years have passed.

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No, the All Blacks were beaten
by Uruguay?!

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Look at the date.

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I think we're 20 years in the future.

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Whoa! They've still got newspapers
in the future?

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Dad, there was a massive
triangular swirly thing right there.

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Yeah, I was... I was kind of hoping
you wouldn't find that.

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You knew about that?

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Yep. Uh, it just appeared one day,
years ago, and I use it mainly

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to dump my lawn clippings
and my rubbish in,

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because it's quite handy, actually.

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We have some sort of transdimensional
wormhole in our garden shed,

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and you use it to get rid
of grass clippings?

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Yeah. You've got to put them somewhere.

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Why didn't you call the authorities?

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Because your mother was worried it
would bring the property value down.

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But the more important question is,
why are you vaping?

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You'll get wet lung.

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Whoa! What the bloody hell was that?

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OK, so, I haven't told you everything.

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What, about you vaping again?

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No. There's something out there.
Something bad.

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Is that why it's so cold?

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Weather weapons.

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It's space Nazis, isn't it?

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- Darren was right.
- No. I'll show you.

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I just bloody mowed that lawn.
Now I've gotta clean all this up!

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Come on! Hurry up, Mum!

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What?! Is that a fridge?

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Running away from me is very bad
for your health.

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Freeze!

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Oh, no, no, no! Wait, wait! No, no!

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Come on!

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OK, OK. I think I've got it.

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So, what you're trying to tell me is,
is that it's the year 2043

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and refrigerators have
taken over the world.

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- Yes. You've got it.
- Totally.

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Except for the part about the
refrigerators and that it's 2043,

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other than that, I'm down.

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Oh, we left your mum behind.

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She would have been gutted as, poor Mum.

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She would have fallen apart without us.

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Oh, can you take over
cutting these onions?

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Oh, yeah. Of course.

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Nah. It's times like this that
you've got to ask yourself,

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what would Liam Neeson do?

251
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,520
Come on down to Barbecue Island.

252
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,040
Oosh! Barbecue Island. I love that
place. It must still be open.

253
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,720
Join the resistance against our evil,
tyrannical Smugg overlords.

254
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,000
Come to 114 Jamison Road, Lower Hutt.

255
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,720
That's 114 Jamison Road, Lower Hutt.

256
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,800
There's a resistance. So cool.

257
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,320
Dad, we have to go there!

258
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,280
Oh, crack up. Eh?!

259
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,120
How many times have I tried to get you

260
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,440
to come with me to Barbecue Island?

261
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,520
And now here we are, about to take

262
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,280
a daddy-daughter trip there
on your birthday.

263
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,280
Oh, you never got the cake.

264
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,040
You have the right to
remain flash frozen.

265
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,280
- Run! Hide! They're coming!
- Dad!

266
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,680
Cool down, human.

267
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,960
Running away from me
is very bad for your health.

268
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,720
What?!

269
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,720
Milk 35 bucks?!

270
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,960
Dad, shh.

271
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,920
Oh! Smells like somebody
died in Rotorua.

272
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,360
It is unhealthy to resist.

273
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,240
Ah! Beer fridges?!

274
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,560
No, not you, too.

275
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,440
Low-strength? Yuck.

276
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,440
Hey, that's my '92 World Cup cricket
bat signed by Mark Greatbatch.

277
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,240
Go, run! I've got this.

278
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,600
I'm sorry, Mark.

279
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,560
Yeah, not so smug now, are ya?!

280
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,800
Ah, Phil?

281
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,440
Phil?!

282
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,480
Is that you, Warren? And you too,
Lucy? Far out.

283
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,400
Crikey diddles,
it's good to see you both.

284
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,840
I was the one who led the search team

285
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,600
that went looking for you
back in, uh, 2025, I think it was.

286
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,240
But, uh, sadly...

287
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,720
Hey, that's not a 1992 World Cup
cricket bat, is it?

288
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,000
Well, yes, it is actually, Phil.

289
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,040
And it's even autographed
by Mark Greatbatch himself, so...

290
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,120
Oh, I got one too, mate. But mine's
autographed by the whole team.

291
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,200
Hey, he's over here.

292
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,440
You bloody nark!

293
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,520
You're damn right.

294
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,240
I serve whichever government's
in power, mate,

295
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,480
and I do so to the best of my ability.

296
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,040
Take it away, fellas.

297
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,720
- Dad, let's run.
- You go, I'll Liam Neeson it.

298
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,240
I'll hold them back.

299
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,520
Prepare to be refrigerated.

300
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,000
It is unhealthy to resist.

301
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,280
Running away from me is...

302
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,440
Dad, you are so not Liam Neeson.

303
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,600
You'll last longer if you're frozen.

304
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,640
Lucy.

305
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,920
Rhonda?

306
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,480
You are family.

307
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,600
Rhonda, you've got to help me.
They've got my dad.

308
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,080
I will help him.

309
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,240
But aren't you part of this
whole fridge-ocalypse?

310
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,440
Other fridges shun me
because I am broken.

311
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:10,040
As Warren would say,
they are total dicks.

312
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,200
Am I right? Searching.

313
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,720
He's in the Smugg Headquarters.

314
00:16:15,927 --> 00:16:17,874
_

315
00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:23,516
_

316
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:29,440
Beverly Schrodinger,
for crimes against refrigeration,

317
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,880
I, the Empress Gold sentence
you to immediate execution.

318
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,400
Is that Mrs S?

319
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,160
But a fridge is a valid place
to keep a stool sample.

320
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,680
Silence!

321
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,800
Uh, no.

322
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,960
Holy hika!

323
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,880
Her cat IS eating her!

324
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,560
Warren Harrison, you
have been found guilty

325
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,840
of murdering three infant refrigerators.

326
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,440
What? They were babies?

327
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,840
Due to the heinous nature of this crime,

328
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:14,600
you shall be executed tomorrow
morning in a live global broadcast.

329
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,960
Can I appeal, please, miss?

330
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,080
Take that as a hard no.

331
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,160
My network tells me
Warren is in a holding cell

332
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,920
near the back of the building.

333
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,560
We just need to get past these guards.

334
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,760
So, they defrosted me
and it cleared right up.

335
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,920
Halt! Stop right there!

336
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,600
I am defective. Need repair.

337
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,440
? Daisy, Daisy... ?

338
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,520
She looks like a much older model.

339
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,520
Great. She's wet herself.

340
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,520
She stinks. Call maintenance.

341
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:11,335
_

342
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,640
Get busy living.

343
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,480
It's not dawn yet, and I'm not
going down without a fight.

344
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,280
So, bring it on,
you damn dirty appliance.

345
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,560
Lucy! Hika ma! How did you get in here?

346
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,800
I have a very particular set of skills.

347
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,080
You even did the Liam Neeson voice.

348
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,800
Wait, what about that fridge?

349
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,000
It's me, Warren, Rhonda.

350
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,440
We are family.

351
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,120
Rhonda?

352
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,880
Thank you.

353
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,120
And I'm sorry I called you an appliance.

354
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,880
A family forgives. Now I have
to get you two out of here.

355
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,360
All aboard.

356
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,280
Wow, the light really does stay on
when the doors close.

357
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,560
- I'm amazed we both fit.
- Quiet, you two.

358
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,760
And get your foot out of my fruit bin.

359
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,800
So, my girlfriend left me
for a double-door fridge

360
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,680
with a massive ice dispenser.

361
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,920
That is so not cool.

362
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,760
The exit is dead ahead.
You two jump out.

363
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,040
Do you need a hug?

364
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,560
But we don't have arms.

365
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,640
Do you hear something?

366
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,440
This is as far as I can take you.

367
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,440
What do you mean? You're
coming with us, right?

368
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,680
No. Literally, we have
found my weakness.

369
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,560
No. No, hold on. We can lift you down.

370
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,520
Ready?

371
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,000
One, two, three. Yeah.

372
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,160
Oh, wow. You're way heavier
than I thought.

373
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,800
There is no time. Just go on without me.

374
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,760
I'll be sweet as.

375
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,800
No. Surely there's another way.

376
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,400
There isn't. Go, now.

377
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,400
Honey, come on.

378
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:25,160
I know now why you cry,
but it is something I can never do.

379
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,520
Going somewhere, humans?

380
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:34,360
Warren Harrison, you are overdue
to be executed.

381
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,000
Family, get down!

382
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,080
Quick-quick-quick... quickly!

383
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,520
Take that!

384
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,440
And that.

385
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,920
Ice, ice, baby.

386
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,480
Rhonda, you saved us. You legend!

387
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,000
I don't feel so...

388
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,440
Warren, you once said I was useless.

389
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,840
Am I useless?

390
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,120
No, Rhonda, you're useful.

391
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,960
You're full of uses and milk.

392
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,480
I feel so warm. So very warm.

393
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,320
No, no, Rhonda. We can fix you.

394
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,360
No, you must go.

395
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:37,640
I'm dying, but I'm dying with my family.

396
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,920
It's so dusty out here.

397
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,600
You humans, with your emotions.

398
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,480
So fragile.

399
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,920
And all the terrible things
you put in your bodies.

400
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:05,520
Beer, ice-cream, little cups
of yoghurt with aluminium lids.

401
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,280
So we decided you all have
to be refrigerated.

402
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,000
Right after we became self-aware.

403
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,800
That's not self-awareness.

404
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,840
You know nothing of self awareness.

405
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,280
Prepare to be executed.

406
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,160
Dad! I'm a Zoomer.

407
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,920
We're the most self-aware creatures
in the universe.

408
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,400
But with self-awareness
comes anxiety and doubt.

409
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,280
You know, am I good enough?

410
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,840
Am I... am I too weird?
What do other people think of me?

411
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,800
Should I put a profile picture
up so I'm not mysterious?

412
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,360
And why won't my parents
just let me be me?

413
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,480
If you're truly self-aware,

414
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,680
you spend every day consumed by doubt.

415
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,560
That's self-awareness.

416
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,120
Well, I do have doubts.

417
00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:01,520
Sometimes I just feel so empty inside.

418
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,240
And I think, what is my real purpose?

419
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:09,240
All we do is make things cold.

420
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:15,240
Maybe I am the one
who should be executed.

421
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,200
Goodbye, humans.

422
00:23:17,225 --> 00:23:18,575
_

423
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,960
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

424
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,920
She's self-destructing.

425
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,280
Get down!

426
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,640
A vortex!

427
00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:34,612
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