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Wish I could stay.
Help you set up properly.

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No, this is great.
All I need is your computer.

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Well, the food bank needs you.

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Saturday kitchen at
the church needs you.

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Yeah, and I need money.

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I can lend you money.

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How much do you lend, Muriel?

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What, 200 this week, 200 the next?

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You cook for me, you make my meals.

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I'm saving on microwave dinners
and shop lunches.

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Y'know, I could pay you

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to be my housekeeper.

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I can do this.

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That is painful to watch.

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Will you go away? I'm trying!

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Did you even meet
a computer before you went inside?

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Inside?

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Well, look at you.

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Can I use your phone number?

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- Of course.
- And your email address?

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We will get you
an email address when I come home.

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Well, I can do it. I mean, it's
free, isn't it?

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You just point me in
the right direction.

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Anna, I know you wanna get started

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but this is gonna be harder than
you thought.

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Well, it's better I know how hard
it is quite quickly.

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Let's get the poles in the ground
before we put the tent up.

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I just... I just wanna prove that I
can do this.

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I want to feel like I'm starting.

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You don't need to prove anything.

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You don't need to start anything.
It's just details! We can sort it.

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- I'm not living off you.
- No.

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You're living with me.
I'll see you later.

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Have fun at work.

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Hope you see Marcus
from obstetrics.

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We were out of hosts.

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I fetched some
from Father George.

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Pleasant man but terrible dandruff.

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Not good for a priest.

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There were many sins they warned us
of at the seminary.

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Dandruff was a tragic omission.

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You cannot wear black
and moult head skin.

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for your sister.
For her wedding.

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It's a bracelet.

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I didn't know whether it was ugly
or nice.

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I bought it on the off chance
it was nice.

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You bought her a wedding present?

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Oh. No, is that the wrong thing
to have done?

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It is today, isn't it? Look, I like
your sister. She's fun.

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Look, she's having a,
a registry office wedding.

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I know. You were working on the
blessing in here.

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The blessing's just in
the garden, a small party.

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Anyone's welcome.

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- No!
- You should come.

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I should not. I haven't been
invited.

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No-ones been invited.
My sister's terrified of rejection,

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so she doesn't like
to make anything formal.

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Please.

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Look, this wasn't
me trying to...

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Of course. But you will be there.

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- 3pm. See how the heathens do it.
- Wh...

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3pm. I'll be free.

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How's your mum?

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There's a surprise.

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What?

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Tina's here and you'll
never guess who she's with.

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The Lord be with you.

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And with Your Spirit.

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Lord, we have sinned against You,
Lord have mercy.

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Lord have mercy.

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Show us Your mercy and Your love.

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And grant us Your salvation.

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Let us pray.

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Thank you, Father.

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Hey.

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Hello.

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And hello.

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Don't get excited
and thinking you're converting me.

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We've got an appointment at
the hospital in a bit

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and this one thought I might as well
do this before.

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You're very welcome here.

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We've been having visitors every
five minutes,

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sorting out this,
that and the other.

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I don't know who
you passed me on to.

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How much pressure you put on.

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I'm just pleased it's working out.

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I slightly resent it.

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But I think, it's kind of you.

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She's going to speak in court.

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He wrote to me,
asking for forgiveness.

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Telling me he was gonna kill himself
if I didn't, or if I did.

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Asking for forgiveness.

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What did you do?

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Nothing. He didn't kill himself,
because he's full of shit.

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Oh, and er, I'm not a Catholic.

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Happy?

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Happy. You?

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You should stop asking how I am.

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You can care about me,
I can't care about you?

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Something like that.

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Can I just say...?

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I liked your nun.

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I liked her too.

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So you weren't a dick, then?

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I thought you'd probably been
a dick.

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I don't, if I'm honest,
know what I was.

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If you don't know,
you were probably a dick.

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I think you're great, though.

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But you don't care what I think

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because you were thinking
about her.

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Mum, can you wait? I'm pregnant!

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Mum! You cow.

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OK, I need everybody in the car.

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Very loud.

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Mum, Simon, I need you in the car.

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Molly, why aren't you in
the bloody car?

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It'll be OK. Where are you going?

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You're not wearing that.

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Oh, yeah!

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We're gonna be late.

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We're gonna miss our slot
and it's gonna be all your fault.

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I love you.

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Aw, I love your wings.

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Get in the car!

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Oh, OK, OK, OK!

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Thank you.

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What can I get you, love?

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I just saw the
sign in the window.

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- Which sign?
- I'm looking for work.

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Oh, that's an old sign,
love, sorry.

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You don't know of anybody
else who's...?

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Not right now.

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There's a bit of
a local dip happening.

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Everyone's struggling a bit.

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Leave me your number
and I'll keep an ear out for you.

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Thanks. Uh,
this is my friend Muriel's number.

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I'm just...

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I'm staying with her at
the moment. I'm Anna.

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- OK, Anna. Good luck to you.
- Thank you.

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Why are we listening to this?

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I've done a playlist.

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A song for every year that Susan

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and I could've been together

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and weren't together.

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The songs we should've danced to.

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That's crazy.

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No, it's romantic. Turn it up!

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I'm getting married.

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Anna. Thanks so much for coming in.

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What sort of work are you
looking for?

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I'm not sure what
I'm qualified for.

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Catering, I hope.
I can cook and I can clean.

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Data entry skills?

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Sorry?

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What's your typing speed?

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I don't have one.

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Can you use a computer?

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I can try.

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You haven't filled in the bit
where it says previous work.

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No well, I-I was a nun, uh...

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So I don't really think that counts
as a job.

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I don't... I don't
think it is a job.

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- It's, um... it's more a calling.
- Right.

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I mean, I could fill out the CV
section but

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it would just say "nun".
And then nun, and then nun.

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It sounds like a joke, doesn't it?

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Does the way you're saying it.

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Have you got
a permanent address?

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I have an address.

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Have you got
a National Insurance Number?

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I remember having one
of those, um, but I could find it.

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Do you have preferred hours?

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No.

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Maybe wanna have
a little think about that.

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Childcare needs or...

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N-N-No. I don't have
any kids.

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I was a nun.

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You just, erm,
you don't look like a nun.

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Well, I, uh... I'm not one, any
more.

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You can't help me, can you?

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We don't really get catering work.

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OK, then.

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What I'd do is get your typing speed
up.

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There's courses you can take online
and, erm,

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come back when you're in
a better place.

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We're late. Are we late?

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- Susan and Simon?
- Yeah.

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We've got time.

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Morning.

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My name is Sandra and as the Deputy
Superintendent Registrar

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for Bristol, it is my privilege
to welcome you here today.

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I'm joined by my colleague,
Grace, and our interpreter,

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Bella, and we are met in

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a place duly sanctioned according
to law for

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the celebration of marriages
and civil partnerships.

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We're gathered here today for the
joining in matrimony of

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Simon Ian Neave and
Susan Grace Hicks.

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If any person here present knows
of any lawful impediment

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to this marriage,
they should declare it now.

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That's the difficult bit.
It's really easy from here.

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I'm starting with
St Fulgentius, which is,

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"Love, indeed,
is the source of all good things.

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"It's an impregnable defence,
and the way that leads to heaven.

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"He who walks in love can neither go
astray nor be afraid,

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"love guides him, protects him and
brings him to his journey's end."

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And I-I was thinking I could then
explain that what...

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It sounds like Shakespeare.

276
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,350
You don't mean that as
a compliment, do you?

277
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,510
What else do you say?
Do you make any jokes?

278
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,390
It's not a Best Man's speech.
It's a blessing.

279
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,670
Can you tell them about the time

280
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,110
when Mum bought home that box of
Milk Tray

281
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,230
and then I pissed her off,
so she ate them all in her room?

282
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,630
Oh, yeah, that will really make them
laugh, won't it?

283
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,430
She ate the whole box. Two layers.

284
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,270
And then she got really constipated
and really complained about it.

285
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:08,150
Oh, bugger it. I can't do this.
It keeps falling down.

286
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,760
I might be able to help.

287
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,554
I'm too early. I always am.

288
00:18:15,564 --> 00:18:18,190
A little girl let me in.

289
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,870
I presume she's related
to at least one of you.

290
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,800
I'm a dab hand at DIY, surprisingly.

291
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,470
- Hello, I'm Francis.
- Hi.

292
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,760
David.

293
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,550
Dad! Mum.

294
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,870
Muriel called.
I've brought my own brushes.

295
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,230
Brushes for what?

296
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,310
Setting things right.

297
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,990
Well, I'm not here to paint.
I hate paint.

298
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,550
And I've got three different shades
of blue,

299
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,870
so you can choose the one you want.

300
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,230
And one'll be called Wistful
Dog Breath,

301
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,710
and the other will be called
Shropshire Bed Crumpet

302
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,950
- and they'll be...
- Of all things to be angry about,

303
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,550
you're angry about paint names?

304
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,430
Well, I brought the lamp you like

305
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,390
and a bedspread from your
Auntie Penny.

306
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,870
Am I missing something?
What's happening here?

307
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,630
I've got Zac's permission.
We're gonna paint your room.

308
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,783
I told you,

309
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:28,230
I never liked that we didn't
redo your room at home.

310
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,550
For a long time, he thought it was
the reason you became a nun.

311
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,790
"That bloody deer wallpaper".

312
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,830
So, you're redecorating the room?

313
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,070
YOUR room,

314
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,310
and that's the start that matters.
Making a home.

315
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,875
I've a brush for you.

316
00:19:41,885 --> 00:19:43,440
You can bloody help.

317
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,160
Working on your blessing?

318
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:06,710
Linds... The older
daughter, says I need more jokes.

319
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,950
As a younger man, I once got told
off by a priest

320
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,510
for getting too many laughs in
a sermon.

321
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,160
Humour is an underrated quality in
the clergy.

322
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,880
I wondered if, you wouldn't mind...

323
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,550
Would you mind hearing
my confession?

324
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,310
N-Now? Here?

325
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,840
I'd like it. If you have a moment?

326
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,680
I'm not much of what most would
consider a "man".

327
00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,760
You are.

328
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,560
I've lived most of my life
with my mother.

329
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,950
I've dedicated myself to God,
her, and my allotment.

330
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,200
In that order.

331
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,470
Didn't know you had an allotment.

332
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,650
Good. You shouldn't.

333
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,830
It's my quiet place.

334
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,990
I don't talk about it to anyone,
well, except Mother.

335
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,110
My point is,

336
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,990
there is no reason why you would
take what advice

337
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,830
I have in any way seriously

338
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,280
and-and it's not advice you are
seeking.

339
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400
But...

340
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,150
I am a little older than you.

341
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,870
I've seen and experienced some
aspects in

342
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,750
a little more depth,
and I do care so deeply about you.

343
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,510
You've been a constant in
my prayer.

344
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,840
That's very kind.
I care deeply about you, too.

345
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,390
But...

346
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,279
just to check, is this a
confession?

347
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,880
My mother doesn't recognise
me any more.

348
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,710
There are moments when
I half believe she does,

349
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,840
but she doesn't.

350
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,800
Not a kind woman.

351
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,440
Not someone even particularly filled
with love.

352
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,297
I stayed with her
because she needed me

353
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:23,790
after my father's death,

354
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,720
even if she did not think she did.

355
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,950
We should talk of your mother more.

356
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,109
Her dementia in
the last six months

357
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,990
has become increasingly cruel.

358
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,390
Violent, you understand,
as some dementias get.

359
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,990
The violence I can cope with.

360
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,400
The words I sometimes find more...

361
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,590
The hidden ways she's thought of me.

362
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,760
She accuses me... she has accused
me...

363
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,190
of being attracted to her.

364
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,510
She's accused me of watching her in
the bath.

365
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,350
She's an 86-year-old woman,
you understand.

366
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,510
She's accused me of being attracted

367
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,550
to other women who come to
the house,

368
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,910
carers and elderly friends.

369
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,200
She's found lust in my every...

370
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,440
In all of me.

371
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,510
And the only reason I feel able
to repeat these charges is

372
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,800
because there is no truth to them.

373
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,590
But that doesn't mean they aren't
incredibly painful.

374
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,670
I can imagine.

375
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,710
And yet still,
and this is the beauty of His Love,

376
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,950
still I sit on my allotment,
or in church or,

377
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,710
well, anywhere really,

378
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:51,960
and I pray and I find such love in
my life.

379
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:59,910
Not from her. No.
I find it in the love I give her.

380
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,910
My love. You understand?
And I do not regret,

381
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,830
and this is important to me
and it's true,

382
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,590
I do not regret
a single second I spent with her.

383
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,665
I do not regret my life

384
00:24:12,675 --> 00:24:15,640
because it is a
love to this day.

385
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,960
It is a life filled with
a true love.

386
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,120
You're a good man.

387
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,320
You're missing the point I'm trying
to make.

388
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,600
You think I do regret my life?

389
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,920
I wouldn't presume to judge.

390
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,840
But I've noticed
the light going out in your eyes.

391
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,320
Your eyes are normally
so full of light...

392
00:24:53,600 --> 00:25:00,160
And that... well, I have noticed
that.

393
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,850
Adultery. That's all it is.

394
00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,910
I'm sure you've heard plenty.

395
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,395
Churned up. Messy.

396
00:25:10,405 --> 00:25:13,030
I tell them in the confessional,

397
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,550
"You have committed a terrible sin."

398
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,990
There's some, I can sense, just like
the sex.

399
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,800
And for those, I lay it on thick.

400
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,590
But others,

401
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,400
I sense a deeper conflict
and to those I say...

402
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:35,670
"Love is the only gift worth
fighting for."

403
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,590
And this love comes in many forms.
And God's gift,

404
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,120
God's gift,
which he gave to all humanity...

405
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,400
is that only you know
which love is true.

406
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,670
And then I forgive them

407
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,028
and give them penance

408
00:25:56,038 --> 00:25:58,150
as is my right and
duty as a priest.

409
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,000
You think I'm committing adultery?

410
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,750
You were married to God

411
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,430
and now you're looking elsewhere.

412
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,560
You're risking sin, but...

413
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,880
sins can get forgiven.

414
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,640
W-would you give all this up?

415
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,430
What would you give up?

416
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,510
A position, a trust,
perhaps, a wage, but

417
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,470
these are just trinkets

418
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,230
and support mechanisms in life's
great journey.

419
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,950
They aren't an answer to anything.

420
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,990
You would not give up God's love

421
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,600
and God would not give up on
loving you.

422
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,520
And those around you,
the true ones...

423
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,030
and I would hope
to include myself in this number,

424
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,360
they would not stop loving
you either.

425
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,230
A dog collar, David,
isn't the reason I do good things.

426
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,400
And it isn't the reason you do.

427
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,310
There we go.

428
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,910
That's all I have. Your turn, now.

429
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,190
Hail Marys, etc,

430
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,830
give me my penance.

431
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,960
Let's keep the pretence up.

432
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,600
She turned me down, Francis.

433
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,150
She's gone back to The Womack.
Back to where she wants to be.

434
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,360
No... No. She's back.

435
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,830
If no-one's told you -

436
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,320
she's left the convent. Again.

437
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,710
You were quite right in your
diagnosis of her.

438
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,960
She is enormously flighty.

439
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,460
_

440
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:43,220
_

441
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,230
_

442
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,900
_

443
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:54,010
_

444
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:57,560
_

445
00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:01,000
_

446
00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:04,010
_

447
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,320
_

448
00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:09,230
_

449
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,200
_

450
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,430
It's on you now.

451
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,560
What's on me?

452
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,800
And I love you, too.

453
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,452
I think I've missed something.

454
00:29:38,462 --> 00:29:39,760
What have I missed?

455
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,000
Jump in, mate.

456
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,120
I'm OK, thank you.

457
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,510
Looks nice.

458
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,070
Can I bring some more things from
home? Make it...

459
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,910
You're welcome any time.
You know that.

460
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,590
But now your father
and I need to go.

461
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:54,070
Stay. Let me make us all some food.
I'd like that.

462
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,750
You'd like it?

463
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:00,950
I'm not angry with you, Mum.
None of this was your fault.

464
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,310
I can't remember ever claiming
it was.

465
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,520
And I-I think I'm excited, Mum.

466
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,080
It's OK to be scared, too.

467
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,230
I thought you'd be going after him.

468
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,670
No... No, he, uh, he... he's not
right. He's, uh,

469
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,590
he's not ready.

470
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,630
But I am still excited about what my
life is going to be now.

471
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,680
OK.

472
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,920
I'm proud of you.

473
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,910
Tarragon chicken?

474
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,080
Sounds lovely.

475
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,120
I don't have anything to say.

476
00:31:57,530 --> 00:31:59,830
_

477
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,230
No, short is fine but you do
understand,

478
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,590
I can't recognise your marriage.

479
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,390
I applaud what you're doing,
but I'm a priest.

480
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,520
It would be a betrayal
to my congregation.

481
00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:11,090
_

482
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,920
I could have a go at blessing your
love in some way?

483
00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:17,030
_

484
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,159
- Follow our noses.
- _

485
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,550
Hello.

486
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,390
Hello.

487
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,190
Is Muriel here?

488
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,208
- Ooh, you look a mess.
- Yeah, I've been running.

489
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:35,550
- Look, Mu-Muriel, I need to see her.
- Is this him?

490
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,430
- Yeah.
- Him? Who am I?

491
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,910
Erm, this is Anna's mother.

492
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,390
Hello, I'm her father.

493
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,990
She's not home.
She went to the shop.

494
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,910
She wanted to cook us all dinner.

495
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,070
- We've been painting.
- Which shops?

496
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,750
- Yeah, hold your horses. Why don't you just wait...
- Which shops?

497
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,030
- Tesco.
- Thank you.

498
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,360
It's nice to meet you.

499
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,120
Er, it's very nice to meet you too.

500
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,480
Hope we get to talk more.

501
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,230
? Sweet is Thy work,

502
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:14,550
? My God, my King

503
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,120
? To praise Thy name... #

504
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,830
Hello, everybody.

505
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:30,790
My name is Francis,
I'm a priest and I believe...

506
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,110
in love.

507
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,150
"Two are better than one,

508
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,430
"because they have a good reward
for their toil.

509
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,990
"For if they fall,
one will lift up his fellow.

510
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,030
"But woe to him who is alone when
he falls

511
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,150
"and has not another
to lift him up."

512
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,230
Susan, do you take Simon

513
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,640
to be your beloved?

514
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,840
Will you cherish him and...

515
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,199
Trying to find other adjectives.

516
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,230
Will you make him your home

517
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,830
just as he makes you his?

518
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,990
I will.

519
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,430
Simon, will you do the same?

520
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,440
I will.

521
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,950
Ooh, do you wish to kiss?

522
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,920
You don't have to, if you don't
fancy it.

523
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:33,799
Good. Well,
I now pronounce you nothing at all.

524
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,400
- Shall we have a party now?
- Yay!

525
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,480
A... Anna!

526
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,590
Uh, don't... don't run away,
please. Just let me talk.

527
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,150
I'm, um...

528
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,350
I'm not running
and you can certainly talk.

529
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,550
OK.

530
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,270
I, erm... I came looking
for you at Muriel's house.

531
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,040
Oh, OK.

532
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,710
I met your mum.

533
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:08,960
Ah, OK.

534
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,440
I... believe you promised words?

535
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,630
Sorry?

536
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,230
- You said you wanted to talk, etc?
- Yeah, um...

537
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,560
I-I just... I just want to tell you
that...

538
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,680
I want to tell you that I'm leaving
the priesthood.

539
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:41,670
Haven't told anyone, yet, but...

540
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,320
Yeah, I can't remain. I've told Him.

541
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,520
OK. Why?

542
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,360
Because...

543
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,560
It's because I love you.

544
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,040
And why do you love me?

545
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,080
I think...

546
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,480
I've always loved you.

547
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,340
I think it's just taken me
a while to work that out.

548
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,920
Really sorry about that.

549
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,400
Now it's your turn
to say something.

550
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,880
Er, let's, let's not talk here.

551
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,070
There was a boy at school. Adam.

552
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,994
He sat behind me in French.

553
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,270
Beautiful brown eyes.

554
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,950
Never said anything to me

555
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,070
but he would sit staring at
the back of my neck all

556
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,120
the way through the class. I could feel it.

557
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,600
He was probably just bored.

558
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,637
But I did take to
wearing my hair up

559
00:37:36,647 --> 00:37:38,720
whenever we had French lessons.

560
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,630
And then there was
a Benedictine monk,

561
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,910
at Lourdes, when I was a postulant,
called Francois.

562
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,920
Also brown eyes.

563
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,960
I think... they were my
other temptations.

564
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,630
I thought about both
of them probably

565
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,200
a little bit more than I should.

566
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:11,750
But the... well, the thing is...
the thing is with them I...

567
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,080
I knew that they were
just... urges.

568
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,240
Horrible word.

569
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,520
Whereas...

570
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:28,030
Well, whereas you changed my soul.

571
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,569
And I... I just...

572
00:38:30,579 --> 00:38:36,721
I felt so angry that I
didn't make yours change.

573
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:39,080
In the same way.

574
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,560
But you did.

575
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,230
It was humiliating.
Do you understand me?

576
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,425
Y-you really, really
humiliated me.

577
00:38:53,435 --> 00:38:55,400
You really hurt me.

578
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,400
I could... I could hit you.

579
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,881
I wouldn't mind.

580
00:39:04,891 --> 00:39:09,000
No. That would
be, be far too easy.

581
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,760
I need to find a better way
to pay you back.

582
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,920
Is this all...

583
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,560
Are you saying I've lost my cha...?

584
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,000
You fuck.

585
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:02,520
You terrible, insecure,
cowardly fuck.

586
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,160
I hate that word.

587
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,080
Quite like it.

588
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,950
You sound like a maths teacher.

589
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,310
A maths teacher?

590
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,270
Yeah, a maths teacher being
overheard outside of class.

591
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,880
It's a noble profession.

592
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,320
I am a coward.

593
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,920
Sometimes.

594
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,160
I don't know if I'm gonna be good
for you.

595
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,800
I don't know if I'm gonna be good
for you.

596
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,670
I hope you know, I...

597
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,750
I don't have a job.
I don't have a house.

598
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,230
Well, the good thing is,

599
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,520
I don't have any
of those things either.

600
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,000
And I'm an alcoholic.

601
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,040
And I'm perimenopausal.

602
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,870
I think it's OK to say that we're...

603
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,910
we're both scared here.
Angry, that's just me,

604
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,720
but scared, that's both of us.

605
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,310
Just He... He saved me.

606
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,560
I was lost and He saved me and...

607
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,680
I don't wanna betray Him.

608
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,600
Well, then, let's decide that it's
not a betrayal.

609
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,590
He saved me too. You know,
I'm just the same.

610
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,280
I'd like to ring a bell and put my
life back how it was, but...

611
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,240
I'd also really like to
kiss you again.

612
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,120
What?

613
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,600
How do we do this?

614
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,400
You think I know?

615
00:43:55,040 --> 00:44:01,040
*CREDITS*