1 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,590 Dennis Dyer was the best bloody groundsman 2 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,230 this club has ever known, 3 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,470 and it was my privilege to have known him since 1992, 4 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:34,440 a time when I played the best rugby of my life. 5 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,270 But today is not about that. 6 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,750 He leaves behind Sue. 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,830 This has knocked her for six. 8 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,910 I mean, you would be, wouldn't you? Drowning. 9 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,630 Horrible way to go. 10 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,550 Poor, poor dab. 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,750 Does he do many funerals, your dad? 12 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,110 Great, isn't he? Why are you doing that? 13 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,670 Open flames next to wicker. I'm a firefighter. 14 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,830 I can't have that. 15 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,910 But today is not all sad. Amongst Dennis's possessions, 16 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,510 Sue has unearthed home video footage 17 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,950 of the 1993 District Cup final 18 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,110 against Trefaldwyn. 19 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,990 A game in which, I'm sure everyone remembers, 20 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,390 I scored the winning try. 21 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,030 Now, Rachel has set it all up for us 22 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,280 so we can watch it in tribute to Dennis. 23 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,790 Come on, Rach. 24 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,150 In your own time, love. 25 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,110 - She was here. - I'll go look for her now. 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,910 What a game it was. 27 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,710 And what a triumph. 28 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,070 Still talked about to this day. 29 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,270 Terry, maybe talk more about Dennis 30 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,910 and less about yourself. 31 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,320 I'm just trying to lighten things up. It's not all about death! 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,670 She's dead! 33 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,070 Rachel! 34 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,080 She's dead! 35 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,080 - What do you mean, she's dead? - She's dead. 36 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,280 Rachel Jenkins. 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,040 The best bloody chairperson this club has ever had. 38 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:18,550 *CREDITS* 39 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,190 Cause of death looks to be blunt-force trauma. 40 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,910 The trophy found near the body is likely the weapon. 41 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:31,230 Never held a trophy before. Always wanted one. 42 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,630 Josh Daniels, Back of the Year. 43 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,550 Is that like Rear of the Year? 44 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,230 Back's a rugby position. 45 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,030 - I take a you're not a fan. - Oh, no. 46 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,630 I'll miss these deep and meaningfuls when you're gone. 47 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,750 Please, no emotional goodbyes. 48 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,950 Anyway, I'll only be gone a year. 49 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,850 Just need to get this wrapped up by Friday. 50 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,960 Hello! 51 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,230 Laptop adaptor. 52 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,990 Fits with the story. She'd gone to get her laptop. 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,080 No sign of it anywhere, though. 54 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,080 Looks like she brought her drink with her. 55 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,830 - Rum and Coke. - Ah, I like her style. 56 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,910 Reckon we'd have got on. 57 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,550 Clarke's here. 58 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,040 Good luck with that. 59 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,470 Sir! Looking sharp. 60 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,710 New shirt? 61 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,160 Mallowan. 62 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,706 Who's our victim, then? 63 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:28,270 Rachel Jenkins, 42, club chairwoman. 64 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,270 Went to get her laptop, whacked over the head. 65 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,630 No sign of the laptop near her body or in her office. 66 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,670 So, she disturbs a thief, 67 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,790 they whack her over the head and then leg it. 68 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,950 I don't know. 69 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,190 Seems a bit violent. 70 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,550 Why not just push her? Something feels off. 71 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,070 Yeah, well, I don't want feelings, Mallowan. 72 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,710 I want evidence... 73 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,510 ideally before you leave me high and dry. 74 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,600 - Sir, you're being petulant. - OK. I am put out. 75 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,710 You're my protegee. I groomed you. 76 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,870 Can't say that, sir. 77 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,270 Planted my seed in you. 78 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,110 Definitely can't say that, sir. 79 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,270 Chaudhry, 80 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,590 loyal, faithful Chaudhry, 81 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,350 what have you got for me, lovely boy? 82 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,457 That's the husband, Dale Jenkins, over there. 83 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:09,590 He's in shock. 84 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,270 I don't think we'll get much sense out of him yet. 85 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,530 How'd you get on with CCTV? 86 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:15,710 Not good. All the cameras except the one on the entrance 87 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,470 have been down the last few weeks. 88 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,710 Sue Dyer, the woman whose husband the service was for, 89 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,230 she said she thinks she might have clicked on it, 90 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,190 but they make it all very confusing, 91 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,670 and my Dennis used to... 92 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,310 Edited highlights is fine. 93 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,630 Got it. 94 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,110 Can I go yet? Josh Daniels. 95 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,710 - Have you made a statement? - No, but I'm late for the gym. 96 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,250 I need to hit my training window. 97 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:37,310 I've already fuelled. 98 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,390 Oh, well, if you've already fuelled... No! 99 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,120 - Chaudhry, take Mr Daniels' statement, please. - This way. 100 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,510 There's no way this was a robbery. 101 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,350 Someone low enough to rob a memorial service 102 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,350 has the nerve to kill someone 103 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,070 and leaves the phone, rings and purse? 104 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,910 A characterful analysis. 105 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,590 How far you've come under my tutelage. 106 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,270 Now, if this is to be our last case... 107 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,830 Now, I've got you a little present. 108 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,270 Cinema membership, 109 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,190 so you can watch a film every week. 110 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,950 Keep our film nights going on FaceTime 111 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,190 and gets you out the house. 112 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,390 Oh, it'll be nice for me. 113 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,710 Stop me losing me marbles! 114 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,670 I'm not 90, you know! But thank you very much. 115 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,310 It's kind of you, but, no, I'll be fine. 116 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,150 It's you I'm worried about. 117 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,110 Are you sure you're leaving for all the right reasons? 118 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,430 Yeah! 119 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,990 Need a reset. Bit of Janie time. 120 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,510 Do what I want, for once. 121 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,110 Oh, what, you mean your famed love of surfing? 122 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,870 I take it by your cheery mood 123 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,110 you haven't heard back about the audition? 124 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,400 No. 125 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,310 Not that I'm surprised. 126 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,270 Fickle bloody industry. 127 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,630 Make a BAFTA winner self-tape an audition 128 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,190 and not get back to him? 129 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,110 Well, maybe they're just taking their time. 130 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,310 Oh, trust me, if you hear nothing, it invariably means a no. 131 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,950 Well, bollocks to them! 132 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,830 I'm done with television. 133 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,630 Let's just concentrate on the case. 134 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,630 Right. I'm going to interview the husband, Dale. 135 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,830 Firefighter. 136 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,270 Couldn't get much sense out of him yesterday. 137 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,590 I'll come with you. 138 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,710 Yes. I'm rather popular with firefighters. 139 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,110 I had a recurring role in London's Burning 140 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,590 in the late '90s. 141 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,590 Yes, homeless arsonist Benny Prince 142 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,830 is a tricky character 143 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,710 to get into the headspace of, actually. 144 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,190 I doubt they'll be bothered. 145 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,110 I didn't mean to. 146 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,270 I never mean to. 147 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,440 One minute it's, 148 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:37,550 "Can I have a box of matches, please, Mr Patel?" 149 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,440 And then the next, whoosh! 150 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,830 Thank you. Thanks. 151 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,990 I really ought to get back to my consultation work. 152 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,150 Thank you. 153 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,510 I'm surprised you're back in work. 154 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,470 Needed to take my mind off it. 155 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,950 Yeah? 156 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,230 When there's a call-out, you don't get a chance 157 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,910 to sit around, thinking about things. 158 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,230 Fingers crossed for a massive fire. 159 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,950 Did Rachel have any worries leading up to yesterday? 160 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,510 I don't know. 161 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,590 We didn't talk much. 162 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,280 My night shifts, her running the club. 163 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,630 I think she was more into the uniform than me. But I get it. 164 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,830 I'm the cliche fireman hunk. 165 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,670 Yeah... 166 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,910 Um, did Rachel have any enemies? 167 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,590 Oh, yeah. 168 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,830 Modernising the club. 169 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,790 Starting the women's team. 170 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,950 People don't like change. 171 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,230 Someone over there even knocked her wing mirror off the other day. 172 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,310 A violent reaction. 173 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,230 - Any idea who? - No. 174 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,310 But she wasn't very popular last week. 175 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,470 She cancelled the women's team tour to New Zealand. 176 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,360 Oh, that's very interesting. 177 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,470 Why? 178 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,430 I don't know. 179 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,160 I don't seem to know much about her, do I? 180 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,750 Was there anything else? 181 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,230 I've always wanted to have a go on the pole, 182 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,790 but it's not really an appropriate time, is it? 183 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,790 Don't worry. 184 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,200 Good luck! 185 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,190 God, I'm covered in flipping sand from your car. 186 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,270 It's bad enough being into something as banal as surfing. 187 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,150 At least leave the beach on the beach. 188 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,070 Oh, don't. I need to get it deep cleaned. 189 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,110 I'm trading it in for a van for Portugal. 190 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,910 Dad thought it would be fun for us to live out on the road. 191 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,830 You're going to live in a van? 192 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,390 Yeah, like a modern camper van. Proper bougie. 193 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,670 Defecating into a glorified bucket. 194 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,550 Oh, really bougie. 195 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,710 - You love that car. - It's just a possession, OK? 196 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,710 Chill out. Anyway, Dad hasn't got the best credit rating, 197 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,150 so I said I'd take care of the wheels. 198 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,310 Are you sure you've really thought all this through? 199 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,870 You're giving up a lot just to make one person happy. 200 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,750 Well, I'm making me happy. 201 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,950 It's only a year. 202 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,230 I'm not emigrating. 203 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,510 They'll replace you. 204 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,390 A new DI at your desk. 205 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,430 Sitting in your chair. 206 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,710 One extra-hot latte macchiato and a biscotti. 207 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,710 Oh, lovely touch, my dear Chaudhry. Thank you. 208 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,230 Any update on the missing laptop? 209 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,270 Nope. Nothing yet. 210 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,670 Of little importance anyway, 211 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,640 now we have a proper lead. 212 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,470 The glaring character inconsistencies 213 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,990 in Rachel's actions. 214 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,790 If I call you a clever little boy, will you get to the point quicker? 215 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,070 Thank you, Miss Mallowan. 216 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,840 Right, now, Rachel was a fierce advocate of the team. 217 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,550 And yet she cancelled the big tour to New Zealand. 218 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,230 Why? 219 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,070 The captain of the women's team, Abi Michaels, 220 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,510 came up in a few statements over that. 221 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,310 She was really annoyed with Rachel. 222 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,310 Unsurprisingly so, my dear Chaudhry. 223 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,839 A bruising volte-face 224 00:09:49,849 --> 00:09:52,230 from a trusted advocate of the team. 225 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,790 Quite the perfidious betrayal, you have to agree. 226 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:57,983 Yes. 227 00:09:57,993 --> 00:10:01,190 Right, I'm going to interview this Abi Michaels. 228 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,350 All right. I'll come with you. 229 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,550 I've found a plan to ingratiate my way into the rugby club. 230 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,670 Please tell me you're going to play. 231 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,990 I've never seen your legs. 232 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,440 And you never will. 233 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,270 Abi Michaels? 234 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,910 DI Janie Mallowan, Mid Wales Police. 235 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,510 Yeah, I... 236 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,310 Yeah... I'm here to talk to you about Rachel. 237 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,950 I heard you were unhappy with her 238 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,710 after the New Zealand tour cancellation. 239 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,270 You found that out? 240 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,310 Are you being sarcastic? 241 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,830 No, no, that's... that's really great detective work. 242 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,230 Well done. 243 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,910 Thanks. 244 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,430 Yeah. Uh, the tour. 245 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,190 The tour cancellation. 246 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,270 I was really worked up. We've raised 30 grand, 247 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,350 and then she suddenly pulled the plug, 248 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,070 and I couldn't understand why. 249 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,270 Did you knock off her wing mirror in revenge? 250 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,150 No, no, but I did kill her. 251 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,270 What? 252 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,670 Joking! 253 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,110 Sorry, sorry. It's a force of habit. 254 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,510 It keeps the morale up. 255 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,470 It'd be much easier if you had killed her. 256 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,390 I just really need to wrap this up, and I've got nothing. 257 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,750 Hey, hey, none of that. 258 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,990 Who's going to crack this case? 259 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,630 I am. 260 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,430 Who's going to crack this case? 261 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,790 I am. 262 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,590 Yeah! Yeah! 263 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,190 Yeah! 264 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,670 Sorry. OK. 265 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,560 "An evening with John Chapel." 266 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,310 Good, isn't it? 267 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,790 An intimate one-man show. 268 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,390 Anecdotes from my storied career. 269 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,150 A glimpse behind the curtain. 270 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,430 - I thought you were supposed to be helping me. - I am! 271 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,310 This is just a Trojan horse, 272 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,830 to better comprehend our suspects. 273 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,390 Now, if I was you, I'd speak to Sue. 274 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,910 She seems to be the one running things around here. 275 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,680 I'll introduce you. 276 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:06,390 Sue, um, the officer would love to speak with you 277 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,350 about... about Rachel. 278 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,320 Bear with me. I'm just taking down the rum. 279 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,510 Rachel was the only one who drank it. 280 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,150 Oh. Poor thing. 281 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,070 Shaken the whole community. 282 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,430 How was Rachel on the day she was murdered? 283 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,310 Well, there was that business with the phone call. Yeah. 284 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,070 - What phone call? - Well, that morning, in here, 285 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,510 she had a phone call from the accountant, 286 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,910 and she wanted to write something down, 287 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,670 but the pen that was on the bar wasn't working. 288 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,590 People don't put the tops back on the pens. 289 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,710 Dennis always said, "You're never too busy 290 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,070 "to put the top back on the pen." 291 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,110 - Couldn't agree more, Sue. - Yeah, yeah. So true. 292 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,510 But the phone call? 293 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,310 Rachel went to her handbag to get the pen. 294 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,950 I didn't know what the accountant said to her, 295 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,160 but she went ashen-faced. 296 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,230 What did the accountant say? 297 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,350 It was funny, actually. 298 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,150 I made a joke about balance sheets, 299 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,030 which had them howling. 300 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,350 You're such a nerd. Did they say why they called Rachel? 301 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,110 It was to query a five-grand loan the club had made 302 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,710 to Terry Daniels. 303 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,630 Very interesting. 304 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,110 Do you want to hear the joke? 305 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,710 Oh... Wh...? 306 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,560 The phone's dying. Bye! 307 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,880 Kick it over, will you? 308 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,560 OK. 309 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,910 Rubbish. 310 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,360 I still couldn't make Caesar's famous line sing. 311 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,070 Then it came to me. The word that defines him. 312 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,310 Crime. 313 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,030 The star of the sentence. 314 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,190 Crime. 315 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,830 The core of his very being. 316 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,350 Crime. 317 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,310 Crime! 318 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,000 Crime waits for no man. 319 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,110 The rest is history. 320 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,630 Oh, goose bumps, John. Goose bumps. 321 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,550 It just seems a bit silly banging on about some old show 322 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,150 that nobody remembers. 323 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,390 There's nothing wrong with having a greatest hits. 324 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,830 I mean, people loved you. Yeah. Men like us, John, 325 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,310 we were big when it mattered. 326 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,990 You have to make way for the younger generation some time. 327 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,280 I mean, let them have the floor. 328 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,430 Are you mad? 329 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,960 Come with me. 330 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,550 Right. 331 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,590 Here we are. 332 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,790 Now, look at these trophies, John. 333 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,630 All won by my Josh. 334 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,390 Oh, yeah. No, no, he's, uh, he's certainly done well. 335 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,870 Because he had his old man to look out for him. 336 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,270 You know, every time he said, 337 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,150 "Oh, Dad, I want to play football," 338 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,830 I was like, "No!" Kept him at the club. 339 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,350 Well, the younger lot, 340 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,990 we have to let them make their own mistakes. 341 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,030 They're not capable of making decisions. 342 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,350 It's not their fault. 343 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,870 It's like all these phones, all this technology. 344 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,080 You know? Anyway... 345 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,440 That's weird. 346 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,870 That door's been squeaking for months. It's fine now. 347 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,670 Mind you, it's not the first weird thing 348 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,310 that's been going on around here lately. 349 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,790 Really? What sort of things? 350 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,870 Loo rolls disappearing, 351 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,790 strange sounds coming from the cellar. 352 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,030 Oh, yeah. Rachel was down there the other day. 353 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,120 Got the fright of her life. 354 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,840 What spooked you, Rachel? 355 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,840 Where's the light switch? 356 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,710 _ 357 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,320 - What are you doing?! - Christ on a bike! 358 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,710 Damn! 359 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,910 What a shame. 360 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,200 I had been hoping for a trap door. 361 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,630 - For my one-man show. - We don't have a trap door, 362 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,990 because we're a rugby club. 363 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,750 And you shouldn't be down here. 364 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,270 Of course. I'm so sorry. 365 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,510 Should this be lying around? It's... 366 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,630 - Anybody could find it. - We've had a rodent problem. 367 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,590 Rachel was meant to lock it away. 368 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,670 Now, then, John Chapel, let's get you above ground. 369 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,070 Of course. 370 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,990 Elis, man, get in his face. 371 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,600 The bigger they are, the harder they fall! 372 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,070 You received a loan of £5,000 from the club. 373 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,150 That is a lot of pounds. 374 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,710 - What was it for? - That was to turn the back bar 375 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,430 into the Terry Daniels Lounge. 376 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,030 A very classy space where you could come in, have a pint with me, 377 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,950 maybe get a selfie, or talk about that try in '93. 378 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,830 Yeah. Rachel wasn't happy. 379 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,990 The accountants called, 380 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,350 and according to Sue, she went ashen-faced. 381 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,590 Rachel didn't have a problem with the loan. 382 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,510 Anyway, I was going to pay it back through my business. 383 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,230 I run Daniels butcher's in town. 384 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,750 Ah, Joshy boy. 385 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,950 Come here. Hey. Hey. 386 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,870 - Nice handbag. - It's a cross-body bag, Dad. 387 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,150 I'm pulling your chain. Hey, he's hard as nails, this one. 388 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,230 He's going right to the top, just like his old man. 389 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,750 I'd better go. I'm helping train the women's team. 390 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,590 Ah! No, no good, boy. 391 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,350 You're back in the gym. Double session. 392 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,550 We got to work on the muscle 393 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,230 - round your shoulder... - I'm training... 394 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,590 - Shush, now, boy. - I just... 395 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,150 Fine. I'll go hit the weights. I just... 396 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,030 I just want to check something out in the clubhouse first. 397 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,440 Right, good boy. 398 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,790 I've got to head in as well. I, uh, forgot my pen. 399 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,150 All right. Well, make sure you put the top on, 400 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,440 - because Sue'll go spare. - Oh, yeah. 401 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,070 Elis, take his legs, man! 402 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,840 You can't run without legs! 403 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,590 Sorry, I was, um... I was just... 404 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,230 Wanted to see where it happened? 405 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,790 - Yeah. - Yeah. 406 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,150 It must have been a shock, the murder. 407 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,950 Yeah. It's not nice to lose anyone. 408 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,350 But the best thing me and the boys can do right now 409 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,950 is to keep our heads down and focus on getting 410 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,150 a great result at the weekend for Rachel. 411 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,550 A lot of these have got your name on. 412 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,190 Yeah, but, you know, it's not about one man, 413 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,310 it's about the team. 414 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,070 And I'd be nothing without those boys. 415 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,630 Yeah. Have you had media training, Josh? 416 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,590 Yeah, yeah. How'd you know? 417 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,790 Just a hunch. 418 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,430 Yeah. Do you enjoy rugby? 419 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,190 Well, me and my dad worked really hard 420 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,830 - to get me where I am, so... - Yeah. Just because your dad 421 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,270 wants you to do something doesn't mean that you should. 422 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,950 Yeah, OK, but it's not that simple. 423 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,030 See, because these are my key years. 424 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,920 I can't waste them. This is a big deal! 425 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,710 Sorry, sorry. 426 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,790 I didn't... I didn't mean to... to do that. 427 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,950 No, it's all right. 428 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,710 Sometimes when we're angry, we take it out on things. 429 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,040 Yeah. Yeah, like a car wing mirror. 430 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,790 - How... how'd you know? - I'm a detective, Josh. 431 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,830 It's my job to know these things. 432 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,830 Nah. Total guess. 433 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,590 - But why did you do it? - I was angry at Rachel. 434 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,430 Cancelling the women's tour was out of order. 435 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,110 And I know my dad thinks they're a joke, 436 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,750 but they're actually really good, you know? 437 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,470 Rachel was always sticking her beak in. 438 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,390 So you taught her a lesson. 439 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,560 But I didn't kill her. 440 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,190 Seriously, this is a long season ahead, 441 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,750 and me and the boys are going to do everything we can 442 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,590 to get to the top of that table. 443 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,030 - Can I go? - Yeah. 444 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,270 Oh, one last question. Where'd you get your bag? 445 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,270 - I really like it. - It's unisex. 446 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,440 Why are people still having a go at me about it? 447 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,030 Quite the temper under the bland surface 448 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,110 of our young star. 449 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,310 Now, Terry has to be lying. 450 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,190 We only have his word that Rachel knew about the loan. 451 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,750 - What did you dig up at the club? - What? 452 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,350 Are you even listening? 453 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,990 I'm planning my running order. 454 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,350 Hey! 455 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,670 "An evening with John Chapel. 456 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,910 "Behind the mask. Caesar Q&A. 457 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,670 "Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote..." 458 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,630 Distracted, John Chapel. 459 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,990 All right, all right. This is important. 460 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,950 My agent has suggested a regional tour. 461 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,430 Nordic River Cruises champing at the bit 462 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,910 to sponsor, evidently. 463 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,310 Oh, sounds like a cry for help. 464 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,990 This will be a chance to lift the veil 465 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,470 on the alchemy of producing high culture. 466 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,670 With your Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote. 467 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,670 Stop the bloody plane! 468 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,790 Sorry. 469 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,280 Pardon me. 470 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,880 Oh. What is that? 471 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,120 Just taking her for a test drive. 472 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,590 She's perfect. 473 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,350 I thought you were getting a bougie camper van. 474 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,150 Camper van? John! 475 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,430 They're for tourists. 476 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,150 Part-timers who are buying into the aspirational lifestyle 477 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,630 pumped into them by the colour supplements. 478 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,150 Nah, this is where we get real. 479 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,990 It certainly looks very real. 480 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,150 - It's perfect, Dad. - Thought we'd pick her up 481 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,950 tomorrow night and then drive straight to the ferry. 482 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,830 If it makes it. 483 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,830 It won't just pack in when the mood takes it... 484 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,470 having promised to take you to an arts festival? 485 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,990 Ah, sorry again about that, John. Events beyond my control. 486 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,870 So you want to take her for a spin? 487 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,070 Oh, so much, 488 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,710 but I've got a very busy investigation on the go. 489 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,670 Can't you get somebody else to do that? 490 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,350 There aren't many officers 491 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,510 as skilled and qualified as Janie. 492 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,390 It's important, delivering justice. 493 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,430 We need these forces. 494 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,190 Karma is a massive force. 495 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,040 Sometimes the world rights its own wrongs, John. 496 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,168 Hey. Catch you later. 497 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:47,110 Have you got a first-edition Dylan Thomas tucked away...? No. 498 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,590 No, just keeping it. All right. 499 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,800 Bye, Dad! 500 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,670 - Right, back to the case. - Uh, do we need to? 501 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,590 Couldn't we just sit in the lotus position 502 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,040 and let karma solve it? 503 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,950 Chaudhry? 504 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,750 I've been going through the one working camera 505 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,150 on the rugby club CCTV. 506 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,710 And you ID'd our killer? 507 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,510 No, but a few days 508 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,150 before the murder, Rachel's on camera 509 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,360 kissing one of the players. 510 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,270 Not pecking, either. Tongues and everything. 511 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,030 Yeah, yeah. Who? 512 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,440 Grab a ball bag. 513 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,390 Why didn't you tell me you were sleeping with Rachel? 514 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,910 Whoa! You uncovered that?! 515 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,750 You are, like, seriously, one hell of a cop. 516 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,070 You must feel amazing. Good job. 517 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,270 Can you stop being so positive when I'm trying to be all serious? 518 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,510 It's hard enough when you tell me this is called a ball bag. 519 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,070 Sorry. 520 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,670 It was only a little fling. 521 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,110 I felt bad doing that to Dale. 522 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,030 Plus, Rachel was too full-on, proper controlling, like, 523 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,630 so I ended it a few days ago. 524 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,190 And how'd she take it? 525 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,470 Really badly. 526 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,390 That's why she cancelled the tour. 527 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,870 It's back on now, though. 528 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,910 She dies, and you get what you want. 529 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,230 Ah, you walked me right into that one. 530 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,480 You're like Columbo on speed. 531 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,590 Look, I know it looks bad, 532 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,830 but no rugby tour's worth killing for. 533 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,550 Is there anything else you haven't been telling me? 534 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,640 If I find out you've been holding anything back... 535 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,990 Well, the day before she died. 536 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,310 I did hear Rachel shouting at Sue in her office. 537 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,630 What about her? 538 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,990 Her cleaning, which is mad. 539 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,750 Have you seen Sue with a mop? 540 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,190 Rachel was all, "This isn't acceptable. 541 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,880 "This club needs to be clean." 542 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,510 Sue has been off lately. 543 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,870 Sue-spicious. 544 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,830 There was this rugby initiation, 545 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,430 and Terry just got a new guy 546 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,270 to drink the top shelf. 547 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,830 You know, every spirit in the bar mixed in a pint glass. 548 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,920 Sue lost it, told everyone to get out. 549 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,350 Oh, my God. 550 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,190 I just got Sue-spicious. 551 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,990 - Yeah. - That is brilliant. 552 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,560 - It's so good. - Thanks. 553 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,110 If Dale did know about the affair, 554 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,830 then he has to be prime suspect. 555 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,950 It's a massive motive. 556 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,550 Fighting for his marriage? 557 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,190 No, no, I think he'd already given up on that. 558 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,270 Perhaps he knew about it subconsciously. 559 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,990 Mind you, I can't see his subconscious slipping out 560 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,830 and murdering Rachel. 561 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,750 Interesting idea for a film, though. 562 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,990 Maybe, Chapel. Oh, yes. The Killer Id. 563 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,590 No. Crap. 564 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,030 We're back to where we started. 565 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,390 No, the affair tells us a lot about Rachel's true character. 566 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,950 Cancelling the tour shows that she was willing 567 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,310 to abuse her power 568 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,800 for petty reasons. 569 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,120 It's open. 570 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,510 What's going on? 571 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,310 You two haven't shacked up again, have you? 572 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,080 - No... - Only once! 573 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,710 I was at a low ebb. 574 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,110 'Sake, Mum! 575 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,710 We agreed not to talk about that. 576 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:54,190 No, Yvonne's here because we want to talk about you leaving. 577 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,710 We think you're making a mistake. 578 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,800 Oh, do we? 579 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,520 _ 580 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,880 _ 581 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,190 You were supposed to back me up here. 582 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,310 I did. 583 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,840 Mum, can you can you put the kettle on, please? 584 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,630 I can't believe you'd do that, roping my mum in. 585 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,190 I don't want you doing anything you might regret. 586 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,030 Look at everything you've built. 587 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,550 Your career, your flat. 588 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,190 - You said my flat was rubbish. - Yes, but I don't want to 589 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,550 see you throwing it all away for some childish fantasy. 590 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,150 Telling yourself that the surfboard and some clapped-out van 591 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,550 will make up for decades of fatherly neglect. 592 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,790 Well, maybe I'm being childish. 593 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,120 So what? 594 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,310 I never got the chance to be a child with my dad. 595 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,070 I never thought I would. 596 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,510 Unlike you, my dad is actually here for me. 597 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,630 Why can't you just accept that instead of being jealous? 598 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,080 Jealous? 599 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,080 I just don't like seeing you trying to be someone else. 600 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,920 I want you to be you, Janie. 601 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,440 He wants you to be him. 602 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,520 Well, maybe that's better than nothing. 603 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,520 I tried. 604 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,280 You look at a low ebb. 605 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,880 No, we shouldn't. 606 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,880 No. You're right. I'd better check she's OK. 607 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:41,190 Hello, Josh. Are you a fan of Caesar? 608 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,920 What's Caesar? 609 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,950 Ah, yeah. No, I suppose you're a bit young, aren't you? 610 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,790 Think Luther, but in 1950s York. 611 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,390 What's Luther? 612 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,390 Never mind, Josh. Never mind. 613 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,480 - Hello, Josh bach. - OK? 614 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,270 He's a nice boy. 615 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,230 Yeah. He's got a temper on him, mind. 616 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,270 No? 617 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,350 The other day, Rachel called him into her office 618 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,190 and told him that his season was over. 619 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,270 He'd had an injury, see? 620 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,590 And Josh bach, well, he was stamping and he stormed out. 621 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,390 What you doing there now? 622 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,840 I can't make this thing work. 623 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,590 Oh, didn't quite mean to do that. 624 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,720 - I take it that that's Dennis. - Yes, that's him. 625 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,350 Why is there a jar of Nescafe in the background? 626 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,430 He always used to take his Nescafe on his holidays. 627 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,470 And that's us in Sorrento. 628 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,510 Instant coffee to Italy? Good God. 629 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,350 Oh, that's us in Thailand. 630 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,960 And that's where he... 631 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,150 How did it happen, Sue? 632 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,080 Scuba diving. 633 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,950 I don't really want to talk about it. 634 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,390 Cause of death blunt-force trauma to the head. 635 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,510 - Murder weapon? - Definitely the trophy. 636 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,110 Waiting on possible DNA. 637 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,510 One thing, though. 638 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,630 The victim had a couple of liquid stains 639 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,710 on her top. Sent it off for testing, 640 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,150 and it came back as ethanol and caffeine, 641 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,710 likely from the rum and Coke, 642 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,510 but also sodium fluoroacetate. 643 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,830 I love it when you sound like a toothpaste advert. 644 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,070 - What's that? - Found in rat poison. 645 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,270 Someone laced her drink. 646 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,510 None in her blood sample, though, 647 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,550 so she was killed before she could drink it. 648 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,590 Oh, now, before you go... 649 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,240 I got you a little something. 650 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,630 Leaving present. Said you always wanted one, so... 651 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,830 "Janie Mallowan. 652 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,750 - "Cup of the Year"? - It's supposed to say Cop. 653 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,990 Friggin' autocorrect. 654 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,990 - Oh, mate! - Ah, now... 655 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,550 - Let it happen. - All right. 656 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,270 - I didn't even nick anything. - Oh, of course not. Yeah. 657 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,150 I usually carry eight watches around myself 658 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,070 in case the other seven stop working. 659 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,150 Hopefully Forensics will turn up something 660 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,710 on the weapon. The husband's now got a pretty big motive. 661 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,190 - Still no laptop. - Yeah, well, 662 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,150 come back to me when you've got something concrete. 663 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,670 Makes me wonder if you're just phoning it in, 664 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,670 because you know you're not going to be here next week. 665 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,830 Sir! 666 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,350 Right, eight watches, 667 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,573 two wallets and one laptop with 668 00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:16,510 a Cwm Gwynfael RFC sticker. 669 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,000 Let me see that laptop. 670 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,190 This is Rachel's laptop. 671 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,830 Where did you steal this? 672 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,630 That one's not nicked. But the rest is like, off the record. 673 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,030 But I found the laptop in the bins 674 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,190 at the back of Daniels butcher's. 675 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,160 How's that for concrete, sir? 676 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,270 Terry, did you mean to kill her? 677 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,390 I didn't kill her! 678 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,950 Then what happened? 679 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,350 I just wanted to look at her laptop. 680 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,270 There was a video on it for the memorial. 681 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,960 The District Cup final. I... 682 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,590 I wanted to watch my try. 683 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,590 That's where I know you from! 684 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,350 My old man still talks about that try. 685 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,830 Yeah, well, on the morning of the memorial, right, 686 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,520 well, I-I watched it. I'd never seen it before. And... 687 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,800 it was just a try. 688 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,350 Nothing spectacular. 689 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,030 But I'd talked it up to people for so long, 690 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,030 well, I couldn't let them see it, so I took the laptop. 691 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,630 I was going to put it back after the service, 692 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,800 but when they found Rachel dead, well, I... 693 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,110 I just panicked. 694 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,270 How did you take the laptop without anybody seeing? 695 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,390 Ah, now, see. Now, right, that was impressive. 696 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,310 Right? I got it tucked under my arm, then quick as a flash, 697 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,550 I'm out the back of the door, 698 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,110 but I've still got to get to my car, and there's this bloke, 699 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,710 and he wants to say hello to me, like, you know? 700 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,750 So I give him the eyes, drop my shoulder, 701 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,230 change of pace, bosh, passed him like a rat up a drainpipe. 702 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,600 When it gets to my ability, right, see... 703 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,430 Thank you for coming. 704 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,990 What are you going to surprise me with this time? 705 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,360 - My nan? - No. 706 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,520 I may have slightly overstepped the mark. 707 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,950 Well, you're a grown woman. 708 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,030 You should be free to go wherever you like. 709 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,440 I'm sorry. 710 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,750 OK. Well, seeing as I'm free to go where I like, 711 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,070 can I come in and have a biscuit? 712 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,480 Please. 713 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,510 I wish it was Terry, 714 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,070 then I could get this wrapped up by tonight, 715 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,840 but I don't know. 716 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,550 Are you still going tonight? 717 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,030 You're not going before my show, are you? 718 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,070 Are these your props? 719 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,150 Oh, my God! Is that Caesar's badge? 720 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,950 Yes. I'm just sorting out some relevant props 721 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,760 for the show, and updating my inventory. 722 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,830 I made my own version of this. 723 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,240 Used to use it to arrest Mum. 724 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,830 God, I was uncool. 725 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,080 Right, now we can't discount Josh. 726 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,550 Rachel tried to end his season because of his injury. 727 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,750 It's hardly a reason to kill someone. 728 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,630 You dig up anything else at the club? 729 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,350 Well, Sue's done something worse than murder. 730 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,390 She took instant coffee to Italy. 731 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,030 The home of the espresso. 732 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,270 Snob. 733 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,390 No, but there is something off about Sue. 734 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,390 Her husband dies, yet she barely mentions him. 735 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,470 Now that doesn't scan. 736 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,110 Excuse me? 737 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,550 That's Caesar's cherished fountain pen. 738 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,070 It's not Caesar's. 739 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,070 It's from the Christmas special, A Dusting Of Death. 740 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,080 They just look the same. Is it? 741 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,150 That's it. 742 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,600 The pen. 743 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,910 They look the same. 744 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,560 I think we need to put on a show. 745 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,470 Ladies and gentlemen, 746 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,470 you are about to witness a rare event. 747 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,710 For the first time in my decorated career, 748 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,350 I, Charles Caesar, require assistance. 749 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:05,720 Mid Wales Police Detective Inspector Janie Mallowan. 750 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,190 Good evening, everybody! 751 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,830 Sorry, I don't know why I said it like that. 752 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,710 Hello, everyone. 753 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,960 Hello, Caesar. 754 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,390 - Sorry. - Miss Mallowan and I 755 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,830 have pooled our not insignificant mental faculties 756 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:30,670 to bring to justice the killer of Mrs Rachel Jenkins. 757 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,470 Rachel wasn't good at keeping secrets. 758 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,870 And she'd discovered a sizeable one, 759 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,440 hadn't she... Sue? 760 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,350 What business is it of yours? 761 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,840 Good question, Sue. 762 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,320 House lights, please. 763 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,510 Ladies and gentlemen, 764 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,590 I'm afraid I have been misleading you. 765 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,270 I've been helping the police 766 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,550 in an official capacity to uncover a myriad of secrets 767 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,990 in this club. 768 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,230 Strange goings-on. 769 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,230 Missing loo rolls, 770 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,590 phantom rodents. 771 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,270 The door that didn't squeak. 772 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,390 Someone oiled the door during the night. 773 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,990 Someone who has been living in the cellar. 774 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,800 Chaudhry! 775 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,120 Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Dyer. 776 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,670 You stupid man. 777 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,670 The number of times I told you 778 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,910 to oil that thing when you were alive, 779 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,830 and now you go and do it when you're meant to be dead. 780 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,870 But I was bored down there. 781 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,670 I'd done all my sudokus. 782 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,150 The pair of you faked Dennis's death 783 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,590 for the life insurance money. 784 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,910 It was the mysterious broken CCTV that gave you away. 785 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,080 That and your holiday photos. 786 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,590 No, not that. No, no. 787 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,790 Yes! 788 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,070 It was the instant coffee that struck me. 789 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,990 Not just as an act of extreme philistinism, 790 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,670 but because it was so out of character. 791 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,830 Someone who takes instant coffee on holiday 792 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,310 to the Mediterranean 793 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,710 doesn't do something as intrepid as scuba diving. 794 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,870 But your plan of deception worked until... 795 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,950 Rachel went down to change a barrel, 796 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,640 and she saw you. 797 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,830 I pretended to be a ghost, 798 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,630 but she saw straight through it. 799 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,870 You both knew that she wouldn't keep the secret for long. 800 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,870 So you decided to kill her. 801 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,630 And you nearly did. 802 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,470 But Rachel didn't drink the poisoned rum. 803 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,230 That's why you lost it 804 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,070 when Terry suggested someone drink the top shelf, 805 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,790 because you had already laced the bottle 806 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,790 only Rachel drank from with rat poison. 807 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,750 What a load of rubbish. 808 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,750 And, as you say, she didn't drink it. 809 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,470 I wouldn't be so smug about that. 810 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,550 You're both still going down for it. 811 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,710 So why was Rachel killed, then? 812 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:14,310 It all centred on a phone call from the accountant. 813 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,110 I already explained about that. She was fine with the loan! 814 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,670 It wasn't what was said on the phone call. 815 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,470 Rachel went to get a pen from her handbag, 816 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,390 only she picked up the wrong one 817 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,880 and opened up a bag that looked just like a woman's handbag. 818 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,230 It looks nothing like a handbag. It's dead masculine. 819 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,390 It does look a bit feminine, to be fair. 820 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,590 She didn't find a pen, 821 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,600 but she did find your secret stash, Josh. 822 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,630 Steroids. 823 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,590 The pressure from your father to bulk up 824 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,040 after coming back from injury. 825 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,310 Your career at a crossroads. 826 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,110 You leaned on illegal help. 827 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,510 It wasn't Sue Abi heard Rachel shouting at. 828 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,600 "This club has to be clean." 829 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,470 It was you. 830 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,710 She was going to report you. 831 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:13,150 Not just your season over. Your career. 832 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,920 Everything. 833 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,870 This... this is rubbish. 834 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,710 Josh wouldn't dope! 835 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,310 And he's not a killer! 836 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,990 Things came to a head the day of the memorial. 837 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,240 You saw the woman that was going to ruin everything on her own. 838 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,520 You saw your chance to end it. 839 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,720 I didn't want to let you down, Dad. 840 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,870 - I did it! It was me. - No, Dad... 841 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,190 - No... - Stop. 842 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,870 It... it was me. OK? 843 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,950 The results came back from the lab an hour ago. 844 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,390 His DNA is on the weapon. 845 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,070 Yeah, but that's mine. 846 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,790 - No, no, no. - We are blood. We've got the same DNA. 847 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,049 I killed her, please. 848 00:38:01,059 --> 00:38:04,710 Josh Daniels, I'm arresting you for the murder of Rachel Jenkins. 849 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,270 You do not have to say anything, 850 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,470 but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 851 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,520 when questioned something that you... 852 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,230 Don't say anything, son, OK? 853 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,480 I... I'll sort it all out. 854 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,630 Just heard on the radio. Well done, I suppose. 855 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,390 - That you off, then? - Yeah, yeah. 856 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,270 Well, at least I'll be out your hair now, sir. 857 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,920 Look... 858 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,390 I'm sorry, Mallowan. 859 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,910 I've been childish. 860 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,230 Truth is... I'm going to miss you. 861 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,150 We all are. 862 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,790 Chaudhury's a mess. 863 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,750 It's only for a year, sir. 864 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,950 - Right, I... - A good cop, 865 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,750 Mallowan, is like a tree. 866 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,270 Your trunk. 867 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,830 That's your nuts and bolts, procedures, paperwork. 868 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,790 But you also need your branches. 869 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,310 I don't mean branches, as in, like, police station branches, 870 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,270 - I mean... - Sir, you're going to have to 871 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,110 put this in a text. I've got to go. 872 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,830 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 873 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,000 Yeah. 874 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,190 Well, I was going to suggest a celebratory Bourbon 875 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,800 back at mine, but, um... 876 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,960 - I suppose you've got to go. - Yeah. 877 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,190 Well, here's your coat. 878 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,790 I'm not really sure what to say. 879 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,270 Just want to thank you for everything. 880 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,080 I'm going to miss you, John Chapel. 881 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,550 I'm going to miss you, too, 882 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,160 Janie Mallowan. 883 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,350 Yeah. Go on. 884 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,240 - I'll send you a postcard. - Yeah. 885 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,390 Actually, I'll just call you. 886 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,280 Postcards are a pain in the arse. 887 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,760 Bye. Bye. 888 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,230 Fish and chips, eh? 889 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,150 Just like we used to, yeah? 890 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,190 We did this, like, twice over the course of ten years, 891 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,110 what with you not being here. 892 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,640 Well, this is the start of a new chapter. 893 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,510 I was thinking, I could sneak a few jazz fags into the van 894 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,440 now you're no longer PC Plod. 895 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,990 Had a really good result today. 896 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,230 Got a murder and insurance fraud wrapped up. 897 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,920 Good. Well done. Well done, Janie. 898 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,750 You never take an interest in my work. 899 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,040 Sorry. 900 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,830 I am trying, love. We'll have all the time in the world 901 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,840 for you to fill me in when we're away. 902 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,590 - I'm not going. - What? 903 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,150 To Portugal. 904 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,990 What do you mean? 905 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,350 I want to stay. I love it here. 906 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,800 I love my job. 907 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,840 I know what will happen if I go to Portugal. 908 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,150 You'll let me down. 909 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,110 - Oh, come on! - You will. 910 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,950 Because if we're not doing exactly what you want to do, 911 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,430 you will let me down, and I don't deserve it. 912 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,030 Well, I didn't think I was going to win Dad of the Year, 913 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,470 but I didn't realise I was this bad. 914 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,800 Don't sulk. 915 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,440 I love you... 916 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,520 but I know who I am now. 917 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,510 DI Mallowan. 918 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,040 A damn good detective. 919 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,120 I'm going to be fine. 920 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,870 Be honest. It's because you hate sand, isn't it? 921 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,560 It's 15% the sand thing, yeah. 922 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,120 It's just me and you now, mate. 923 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040 There you are. 924 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,270 You didn't go. 925 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,870 Had reports of some uneaten Bourbons, 926 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,960 so I thought I should investigate. 927 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,910 Plus, I couldn't leave you on your own. 928 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,470 It's only been a few hours. 929 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,510 You've already broken out the grief jazz 930 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,950 and the shepherd's pie for one. 931 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,950 One and a half, actually, 932 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,670 Alan likes the topping. 933 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,390 And champagne! 934 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,870 Glad to be rid of me, are you? 935 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,230 No, no! 936 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,670 No. Actually, I've been celebrating. 937 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,190 Yeah, I just got off the phone with my agent 938 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,040 about the Netflix job. Yeah. 939 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,713 I got the part. 940 00:42:54,723 --> 00:42:57,030 Oh, my God, John Chapel, that's amazing! 941 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,430 Yeah, it looks like I'm going to be in Toronto for a couple of months. 942 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,310 That's far. 943 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,390 I know. Yeah. 944 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,990 Well, we'll be all right. We can FaceTime. 945 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,510 And... I've got some holiday. 946 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,350 I could come visit. Oh, Canada. 947 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,510 Toronto's in Canada, isn't it? 948 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:21,790 Famously so. Yeah. Well, no, I'd like that. 949 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,680 If I come, can I be in it? 950 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,030 Cor blimey, Mr Shakespeare! 951 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,790 It's not an Australian production. 952 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,870 That was a damn good Cockney accent. 953 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,430 No, no, you need to lengthen your diphthongs. 954 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,750 And the less said about your glottal stops, the better. 955 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,950 If you're going to insult me, 956 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,150 can you at least pour me a glass of champagne first? 957 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,480 Talk about a bad host! 958 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:51,240 *CREDITS*