1
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- This is harassment.
- Where were you at 3pm yesterday?

2
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I don't have to tell you anything.

3
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I have rights.
Inalienable rights.

4
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You're trampling over the
freedoms of an innocent man.

5
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Well, you're a suspect
in a murder investigation.

6
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DC Chaudhry!

7
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You're under arrest.
Resist not.

8
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I didn't do it!
I'm not a killer.

9
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This is outrageous.

10
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Is this a police state?
Some Kafkaesque purgatory.

11
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Robotic enforcers.

12
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Where is the love in this world?!

13
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_

14
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Right! What did I do wrong there?

15
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Anyone?

16
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Look, I get it.
It's the hottest day of the year.

17
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You don't want to be here.
I don't want to be here.

18
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- I'm happy to be here.
- Thanks, Andy,

19
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but we're all here
because you all messed up

20
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and need rehabilitating,

21
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and it's fallen on my lucky lap
to run this thing.

22
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So start engaging. Gemma?

23
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I don't need rehabilitating.

24
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You pepper-sprayed a hen do.

25
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They were mouthing off at me.

26
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You poke the bear,
you're going to get hurt.

27
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Well,
I thought you did brilliant,

28
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but you didn't announce
that you were police.

29
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Great, great.

30
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Reminds me of the call-outs
I used to have

31
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with my old partner, Gary.

32
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I'd announce, he'd stand behind
looking menacing.

33
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Have I told you all about Gary?

34
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Yes, yes.
At length, you did. Yeah.

35
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Anybody else?

36
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Well, you didn't show
your warrant card.

37
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- Good, Aisha.
- Also, that was a vulnerable old man.

38
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You could have shown
some empathy.

39
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I'd run out of empathy

40
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when he had rewritten
the script for the 50th time.

41
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Any other mistakes?

42
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You used John Chapel
in the video,

43
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reminding everyone
that you're the station

44
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that makes Mid Wales Police
a laughing stock.

45
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Well, if they kick off,
send them to me.

46
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See how brave they are

47
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when they're dealing with the
Head of Professional Standards.

48
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Ms Challoner... Ma'am...

49
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Sorry. I do need everybody
to pay attention,

50
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regardless of seniority.

51
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Absolutely.
And I'm one of you lot.

52
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No preferential treatment.

53
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No. Don't worry.

54
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Just stuck on a course

55
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for claiming a bottle of fizz
on expenses.

56
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It's a pain in the arse.

57
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OK, bye.

58
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Right.

59
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Obviously up to you,
but it's 1pm,

60
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- so let's take lunch now, hmm?
- Yeah.

61
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Yeah. No problem,

62
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Ms Challoner... Ma'am.

63
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Mallowan.

64
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Here to see Phil Holmes.

65
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Did you know he was my mentor?

66
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Had a hunch, yeah. He gave me
a ten-minute analogy earlier

67
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about how police work
was like ordering a Chinese.

68
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Yeah.

69
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It can't all be sauce.
You need your egg fried rice.

70
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Yeah, I remember it well.
Where is he?

71
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Oh, he went to the loo
on the tea break earlier.

72
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Hasn't come back since.

73
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Barry Clarke!

74
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Looking for your boyfriend,
are you?

75
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Excuse me, DI Mallowan.

76
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There's a nasty smell
around here.

77
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Oh, that might be the lunch.
Yeah. Salmon and couscous.

78
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We had a nut allergy. I panicked.

79
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Dad?

80
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Yeah, yeah, a couple of hours
and it's s-s-surf o'clock.

81
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Yeah. Cowabunga! Gnarly.

82
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Dad, I have to
stop the surf talk.

83
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It's making me hate myself.

84
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Oh, my God!

85
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Phil!

86
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He's dead.

87
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*CREDITS*

88
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Sorry to call you here
on a Saturday,

89
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especially to a toilet.

90
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Oh, it's all right. I was
taking my niece to soft play.

91
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Smells exactly the same.

92
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Do men actually use these,

93
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or just lean on them
and pee on the floor?

94
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It wasn't me.
I like a sit-down wee.

95
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Yeah. It's where I Wordle.

96
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I'll get started on
the statements, then.

97
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That's weird.

98
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Key card for Bryn Glas Manor.

99
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It's proper fancy.

100
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Does he look like
the luxury hotel type to you?

101
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Hard to tell
from the back of his head.

102
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I know what you mean, though.

103
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Not getting White Lotus vibes
from his flaky scalp.

104
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Sorry for your loss, sir.

105
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He was a bloody good bloke.

106
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One of the best.

107
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Cause of death -
heart meds in his back pocket,

108
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so I was thinking heart attack.

109
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Yeah, but not
your usual heart attack.

110
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Come see this.

111
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Blood spot
on the bottom of his shirt.

112
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There's a puncture wound on his
lower back from an injection.

113
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Could he have done it himself?

114
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If he was a yoga instructor,
maybe, but I'd say no.

115
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We'll run blood tests,

116
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but I think he was injected with
something to bring on the heart attack.

117
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I know who did this.

118
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Owen Skinner.

119
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What was all that
between you two earlier?

120
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Ah, we both worked under Phil
back in Port Talbot.

121
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I was the golden boy.

122
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Best in the intake that year.

123
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- Really? You?
- Was it a bad year?

124
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No!

125
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Yeah. All right.
Notoriously bad.

126
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But that's not the point.

127
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Owen was dodgy. A real bad cop.

128
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Phil had him investigated.

129
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Nearly ended his career.

130
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Owen swore he'd get revenge.

131
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Well, maybe today he did.

132
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I think you're letting
your personal connection

133
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to the victim
cloud your judgment.

134
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I want everything thrown at this.
I want John Chapel here.

135
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Well, not here in this toilet,
but you know what I mean.

136
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I've already called him.

137
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I could hear a woman's voice
in the background.

138
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Proper sus.
Sorry, not relevant.

139
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Could I have a moment?

140
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You want to say
your goodbyes to him?

141
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No, I need to...

142
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Oh, sir. No, no, no.

143
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Quite the challenge
we have here.

144
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Your hardest case yet, Chapel?

145
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Indubitably.

146
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I'm surprised
you called me in, actually.

147
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Thought you might have
forgotten about me.

148
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- Passed me over for Michael.
- Oh, no.

149
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I've been spending time
with my dad

150
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instead of the national treasure

151
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who lives two towns over

152
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who moans literally
every time I see him.

153
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It's fine.

154
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I'm reconciled to being rejected

155
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by the entire Mallowan clan.

156
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Unless you have a great-aunt

157
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queuing up somewhere
to reject me.

158
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"He's here, Auntie Blodwyn!"

159
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If you're going to sulk,
go home.

160
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Out of the question. You need
me here. What, a killer cop?

161
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Someone who's spent their
entire life scrutinising crime?

162
00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,150
No. You'll need an outsider
of unique brilliance,

163
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not a police officer,
to crack this.

164
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- How long have I got them for?
- We don't have long.

165
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But I have come up
with a clever little idea

166
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to buy us a few more hours.

167
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Right,

168
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as this whole police station
is now a crime scene,

169
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nobody leaves until I say so.

170
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Could be worse.

171
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How? We're trapped
in a police station,

172
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and one of us is the murderer.

173
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Only one of us.
The rest of us aren't.

174
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Have to look for the positives.

175
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What if I don't want
to stick around?

176
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Oh, sounds like a threat!

177
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Say the word
and I'll take him out.

178
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Speaking as the most senior officer
here, take it from me,

179
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anyone leaving the station

180
00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:05,510
can collect their P45
on the way out.

181
00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,750
Thank you, Ms Challoner, ma'am.

182
00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,590
Also, I'd like to say that
you smell lovely, ma'am.

183
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Is that sandalwood, ma'am?

184
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Is it all right
that I'm calling you ma'am?

185
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I'm saying ma'am too much,
aren't I?

186
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Can I suggest anyone
keen to leave

187
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might be shining the light
of suspicion on themselves?

188
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Bloody hell, John Chapel!

189
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Now this circus
has got its clown.

190
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Thank you, Officer.

191
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The fool in Shakespeare always
speaks the unwelcome truth.

192
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- I'll take the compliment.
- He's not a clown.

193
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That's the nonce from
the video. Let me nick him.

194
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No, no, no.
He's a police consultant.

195
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Yes. Mr Chapel?

196
00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,630
Aisha Lanzetta.

197
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I'm such a huge fan.

198
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Thank you.

199
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But I'm afraid my acting
days are behind me.

200
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No, of your police work.

201
00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,790
Oh! I've read up on your cases.

202
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Deep psychological profiling
like yours can be vital.

203
00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,590
I'm not sticking around
to listen to this.

204
00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,890
Absolutely not.

205
00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:05,350
As I said, this station
is locked down.

206
00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,230
Nobody leaves.

207
00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,040
Tenerife, here I come!

208
00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,270
Oh, three hours to the plane.

209
00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,040
Might even have time
for an airport pint.

210
00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,230
What's going on?

211
00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,590
It's a standards cluster bomb.

212
00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,750
I need you to get the rest
of top brass in and brief them,

213
00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,230
which on a Saturday is going
to make me as popular

214
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as a turd in a trifle,
but needs must.

215
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Miss Challoner,
that's my office.

216
00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,830
I'm commandeering it.

217
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Oh, right. OK.

218
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,510
Well, it's just
it's got my chair here,

219
00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,870
and it's a really nice chair.

220
00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,710
I've got a sneaking suspicion
I won't be using it,

221
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so knock yourself out.

222
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Right. OK.

223
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Look busy, look busy, look busy.

224
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- Right, what have we got?
- Uh, well, victim,

225
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,950
you already know, Phil Holmes.

226
00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,670
Rose through the ranks
before moving behind a desk

227
00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,070
for health reasons,

228
00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,990
dealing with HR
and then moving into Finance.

229
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,830
Chaudhry, check
all of the station's CCTV

230
00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:12,950
for this morning.

231
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,390
- On it, ma'am.
- Oh, also, can you call Bryn Glas Manor?

232
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,750
I don't buy for a minute
that Phil was staying there.

233
00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,230
Maybe the killer was,
and dropped their card.

234
00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,550
Highly doubtful.

235
00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,910
Modern men of a certain age

236
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,230
are partial to a bit
of pampering these days.

237
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,990
He's got a good point.

238
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,870
Even I've started exfoliating.

239
00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,470
I thought your skin
was glowing, sir.

240
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,430
It's radiant. Can you get on
with the CCTV, Chaudhry?

241
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,070
Right.

242
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,310
I got to go and do
the worst part of the job.

243
00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,230
Ah, school visit on drug safety?

244
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,310
No. Go and break the bad news
to the widow.

245
00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,960
Poor Barbara.

246
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,750
You've smartened up.

247
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,430
Nice lunch with a lady, was it?

248
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,150
I don't see it's
any of your business.

249
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,310
Oh, come on.

250
00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,630
Whose mam are you trying to get
your leg over with this time?

251
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,510
You gutter-minded filth merchant.

252
00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,830
Yes, I was enjoying an
alfresco luncheon with a lady,

253
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,630
but it was merely a catch-up
with my agent, Annabelle.

254
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,350
- Got an acting job?
- Yes, there has been some interest.

255
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,510
Yes.

256
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,830
Magenta,
the Mabinogion director?

257
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,950
Well, she's finally
got in touch.

258
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,950
She's interested in me
for a big Netflix series.

259
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:21,790
London Treason is a high-end
drama set in Jacobean London.

260
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,950
Yes, I would play
an ailing Shakespeare.

261
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,550
Oh, my God!

262
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,670
It sounds yawn, but great.

263
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,590
Netflix! Back in the big time.

264
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,950
Yes.

265
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,190
I'm not doing it.

266
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,270
What?

267
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,470
They want me
to self-tape an audition.

268
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,750
Me?

269
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,070
Isn't that what you lot do?

270
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,270
I'm offer only.

271
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:46,230
I haven't done an audition
per se since 2001.

272
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,550
Yes. Judge John Deed.

273
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,550
They went with Martin
in the end. Their choice.

274
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,590
So you're just throwing
your career away?

275
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,310
No, I have a career. This.

276
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,510
My police consultant work
is far more rewarding.

277
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,590
This isn't your career,

278
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,150
just a hobby.
You're helping me out.

279
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,750
I'm the inspired deducer here.

280
00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,360
I have a lead.

281
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,128
Our victim hated Owen,
and Owen vowed revenge.

282
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,191
No.

283
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,630
I've just read Owen's file.

284
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,390
He's on this course for
being forceful with a suspect.

285
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,150
He's preternaturally venal,

286
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,190
but he's hardly
a criminal mastermind.

287
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,990
No, this was planned. It doesn't
tally psychologically. It's...

288
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,510
Well, psychologically,
Owen hated Phil,

289
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,510
and Phil ended up dead,
so I'm questioning him.

290
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,670
All right. You enjoy
your wild-goose chase

291
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:35,190
while I do some
actual detective work.

292
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,560
Hopefully I'll have this solved
by tea time.

293
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,630
Oh, Janie, come on.
Can I just sneak out?

294
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,030
I'm not mixed up in all of this.

295
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,670
I haven't left the front desk
all day, not even for urgent stuff!

296
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,450
Look, once we've gone through

297
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,230
the CCTV, you can be cleared.

298
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,230
It won't take long.

299
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,200
You can still make your flight,
Cliff.

300
00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,550
Right...

301
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,950
I need to talk to Owen alone.

302
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,750
Lucky me.

303
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,310
- I'm going anyway.
- Thanks, Gemma.

304
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,710
- Good chance to fill my water bottle.
- Oh, great idea.

305
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,190
What are you doing with that?

306
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,710
1km weighted-walking lunge.

307
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,400
You can lock me up,
but you can't stop my gains.

308
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,830
Looks like I picked the
wrong month to quit smoking.

309
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,470
Oi, that's
the drugs amnesty bin!

310
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,513
What, round here?

311
00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:25,231
What, you got the local
cartels leaving their heroin in it?

312
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,600
For your information, there
has been drugs in there.

313
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,200
Mainly Night Nurse, but...

314
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,870
people are easily confused.

315
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,800
- Is this going to take long?
- It's just a few questions.

316
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,240
This morning... No, no.
This is giving me vertigo.

317
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:57,230
This morning,
everyone left the course

318
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,190
for a tea break at 11.40.

319
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,920
- Where did you go?
- No comment.

320
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,190
- Did you go to the toilet?
- No comment.

321
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:09,560
If you're innocent, why don't you
just tell me what you know?

322
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,200
No comment.

323
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,470
OK.

324
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,950
Are you staying in a nice hotel
while you're here?

325
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,750
Travelodge. Why?

326
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,150
Are you chatting me up?
I'm flattered.

327
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,270
Oh, why are you such an arse?

328
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,270
I might be an arse, right,
but I'm an innocent arse.

329
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,870
If you were
a half-decent detective,

330
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,950
you'd have realised who did it.

331
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,680
We're on the same side here.

332
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,630
We are not on the same side,
sweetheart.

333
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,670
I am on the side
of the proper police,

334
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,990
while you're with your little
actor friend in fantasy land.

335
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,390
Believe me,
my fantasy does not include

336
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,270
being in a sweaty police
station with a pig like you.

337
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,390
Ah, pig.

338
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,600
I think that hurt
my mental health.

339
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,750
You're not going to tell me
anything, are you?

340
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,200
No, I'm not.

341
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,840
- Move, sparrow!
- OK!

342
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,590
What are you doing?

343
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,190
Jesus.

344
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,870
I'm examining our victim -

345
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:21,670
his character, discrepancies,
last hours on this mortal coil.

346
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,470
Looks like you're having a nap.

347
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,990
Found anything juicy?

348
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,150
A couple of inconsistencies, yes.

349
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,310
Now, firstly,
Phil sat at this desk.

350
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,960
Why?

351
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,150
Hearing-aid case
in his jacket pocket,

352
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,830
and yet he chooses the desk
furthest from the front.

353
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,710
He was sat at the front.
He moved.

354
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,550
I thought it was to get away
from Gemma.

355
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,990
Why would he want to get away
from Gemma?

356
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,350
Her personality.

357
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,510
And she said she was ill.

358
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,790
Wanted to go home sick.

359
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,350
I just thought maybe
he didn't want to catch it.

360
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,550
She came in and asked to go
home rather than phone it in?

361
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,950
But...

362
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,510
Pertinent, Chapel?

363
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,320
Possibly.

364
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,070
I take it young Aisha sat here.

365
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,206
Charming girl,
appreciates my skills...

366
00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:07,270
unlike some.

367
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,670
Now, did she and Phil seem close?

368
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,630
They kept going for coffee together.
Well, he kept following her.

369
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,440
Interesting, Chapel.

370
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,510
You look like a dog. You're not
going to wee on that, are you?

371
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,270
Oh, you five-year-old.

372
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,830
I'm actually doing
some detective work,

373
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,040
despite being a mere hobbyist.

374
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,150
Do you need a hand getting up?

375
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,430
No, thank you.
I'm not an invalid.

376
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,510
I'm actually remarkably agile
for my age.

377
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,510
Didn't it strike you as odd?

378
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,150
All that caffeine,
with his heart?

379
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,150
Well, look, this mug is full.

380
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,710
And these two here

381
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,560
have been deposited into
this tired pot plant.

382
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,270
- Oh, I didn't notice.
- Quelle surprise.

383
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,870
How did you get on with Owen?

384
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,110
He's holding something back.
He's being all smug,

385
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,870
like you when
you know something I don't.

386
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,230
I'm actually quite wounded.

387
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,920
Well, you haven't got time
to be wounded. Come on.

388
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:25,230
Dad! I know, I know,
I meant to call you.

389
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,000
I wanted to see you too.

390
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,520
Can't it wait until tonight?

391
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,840
No, I can't leave.

392
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,710
I'm locked in an oven
full of police officers.

393
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,750
Pigs in blankets. Very funny.

394
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,710
Well, I'll make it up to you
tonight.

395
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,030
Bye.

396
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,630
- Dad.
- Really?

397
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,150
I'd assumed it was
an 11-year-old child,

398
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,950
the way you were placating them.

399
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,190
Is all this because he ditched
you for that arts festival?

400
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,070
Absolutely not.

401
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,030
I've barely considered
his flagrant act of cruelty.

402
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:59,150
I feel bad. I've really enjoyed
getting to know him better,

403
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,070
but I keep brushing him off
for work.

404
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,230
Surely he understands by now
that your job is important.

405
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,870
What if I'm forcing him away?

406
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,110
He's your father,
not a flighty teenager.

407
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,550
Right, now, I think
I should take the lead

408
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,870
when we talk to Aisha.

409
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,470
We're not talking to Aisha.

410
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,830
We need to check in
with Chaudhry on the CCTV.

411
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,910
Typical.

412
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,390
Wasting your time

413
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,150
when we've a real character
inconsistency to investigate.

414
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,080
All right. Fine. You do it
your way, I will do it mine.

415
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,870
Ah! Mr Chapel.

416
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,270
Coffee?

417
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,920
Love one!

418
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,240
- Oh, is black OK?
- Fine.

419
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,870
I did actually
want to pick your brains

420
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,430
as a disciple of
psychological study.

421
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,400
- Great!
- Thank you.

422
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,190
I can't believe
I get to watch you at work.

423
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,270
Oh, you don't mind
if I take notes, do you?

424
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,040
Not at all. No.

425
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,270
Nice.

426
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:03,070
Now, the method of murder
is psychologically interesting.

427
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:08,750
Syringe, poison - often seen
as a woman's method.

428
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,710
- Miss Challoner?
- Not impossible,

429
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,630
but the murder does present
logistical difficulties for her.

430
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,830
No, it's clever,
but it does have

431
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,030
the clumsy hallmarks of youth.

432
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,430
Gemma?

433
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,670
She's definitely
psychologically unstable.

434
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,190
We trained at police college
together.

435
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,230
She flipped out
and tasered an instructor

436
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,430
on a training exercise.

437
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,070
A little more volatile
than our more measured method.

438
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,310
And no motive.

439
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,150
Yeah, but when we were
all introduced this morning,

440
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,030
Phil thought he recognised her.

441
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,160
And who else is there?

442
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,350
Me?

443
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,070
I... I didn't even know Phil!

444
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,950
It's got to be Gemma.

445
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,590
Or Andy.

446
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,910
Our resident optimist?
Hardly a killer.

447
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,030
Yeah, but on
one of the tea breaks,

448
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,830
I heard Andy tell Phil,

449
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,030
"No hard feelings
about what happened."

450
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,600
He's got to be your guy.

451
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,870
Now, that is interesting.

452
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,710
Wait, you didn't suspect me
at all, did you?

453
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,070
Well, people do tend to be
quicker with the truth

454
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,510
when they feel backed
into a corner, psychologically,

455
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,430
you see?

456
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,310
Seriously, you should be doing
TED Talks.

457
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,750
No, no, no.

458
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,400
Possibly.

459
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,840
God, it's hot!

460
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,870
Yeah, I'm doing it.

461
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,160
I'm taking off the tank top.

462
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,230
Anything on Bryn Glas Manor?

463
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,110
Yeah, just got off the phone
with them.

464
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,070
Phil was definitely
staying there.

465
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,270
Damn.

466
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,390
Anything else?

467
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,350
They got a special offer
next weekend.

468
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,750
- 40% off.
- 40%? Fancy a day at a spa?

469
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,470
I'd really like that, ma'am.

470
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,590
Great. Uh...
Anything on the CCTV?

471
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,630
Yeah. Something very weird.

472
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,790
Today's footage isn't there.

473
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,550
It's just playing yesterday's.
You see, I'm in my rain jacket.

474
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,830
Are you putting
a sandwich wrapper

475
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,590
into the drugs amnesty bin?

476
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,670
Sorry, ma'am. I'll go check out
the server room.

477
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,520
See if I can recover
today's footage.

478
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,520
Yes.

479
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,190
Sorry, ma'am.

480
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,630
I didn't see you.

481
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,710
Any updates I can report
to the higher-ups,

482
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,870
or are you just fanning
your baps?

483
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,430
Well, uh... Sorry.

484
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,710
Yeah.

485
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,640
Um, the investigation
is ongoing.

486
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,390
- Oh, for f... Sorry...
- _

487
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,800
New lead. New lead on the case
I have to chase.

488
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,800
Surprise!

489
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,270
Bad vibes, man.

490
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,190
Get in there.

491
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,350
OK!

492
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,310
What the hell are you doing here?

493
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,590
Oh, I couldn't wait to tell you.

494
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,950
Got a phone call
from an old friend, Julia.

495
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,830
She's a ceramicist.
Wonderful spirit.

496
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,563
Please skip to the point.

497
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:17,660
Well, she needs somebody
to look after her house

498
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,670
in Portugal for a year.

499
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,110
Right on the coast.

500
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,670
Prime surfing spot.

501
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,470
Great. I knew this would happen.

502
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,108
Barely back in my life two
minutes and you're swanning off.

503
00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:32,390
No! No, actually, I came to
see if you fancied coming.

504
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,150
What, move to Portugal?

505
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,550
Just for a year.

506
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,190
Uh, no, it's a nice idea,

507
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,310
yeah, but... come on.

508
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,230
Yeah, it's a bit much.

509
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,790
I guess you're right.

510
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,430
I'll say no.

511
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,270
- You're not going?
- No.

512
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,390
I want to make up for lost time.

513
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,470
Great. Yeah.

514
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,030
We will.

515
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,070
We will, but not now.
Now you have to go.

516
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,360
Oh, yeah.

517
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,560
- Out.
- Bad smell in here.

518
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,830
What is it now?!

519
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,790
What... is it now?
It is you now!

520
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,790
I'm trying out
a new way of speaking.

521
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,550
How was the widow?

522
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,950
Horrible.

523
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,630
It never gets easier.

524
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,270
Plus, I got the wrong house
at first.

525
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,190
Told some poor woman
her husband was dead,

526
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,630
and he walked through the door.

527
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,990
- I thought you knew her!
- I haven't seen her for years.

528
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,190
I thought perhaps
she'd changed her look.

529
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,230
Oh. Anyway, how are we
getting on with the case?

530
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,030
It's still early stages, sir.

531
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,350
Well, luckily, I've done
some proper detective work

532
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,590
and found a lead.

533
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,270
There's a link to Phil
in Andy's past.

534
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,270
Really? What is it?

535
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,670
I don't know.

536
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,510
I was hoping you might
look it up on your system.

537
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,800
- I thought you didn't need me.
- Just look into it, you two!

538
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,910
If you'd be so kind.

539
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,310
Come on.

540
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:04,150
Two years ago, you were
demoted and transferred.

541
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,470
The person that signed off
on that decision

542
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,480
was one Phil Holmes.

543
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,830
What happened, Andy?

544
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,150
All right. Fine.

545
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,310
Yes, Phil did transfer me out,
but he was right to.

546
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,470
Just after my partner, Gary, died.

547
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,760
Gary's dead?

548
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,750
I...
I'm sorry, I didn't know.

549
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,270
I was a mess.

550
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:31,440
Everyone can master a grief
but he that has it.

551
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,000
That's very nice.

552
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,230
Is it Pam Ayres?

553
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,200
Will Shakespeare.

554
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,470
Gary was the best partner
you could hope for.

555
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,040
Then one day, a car
crashed into us on the job.

556
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,590
I was lucky,
but they tried everything

557
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,760
and there was nothing
they could do for Gary.

558
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,590
I'm so sorry.

559
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,830
They didn't want to operate
with him at his age.

560
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,830
How old was he?

561
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,160
17.

562
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,550
Gary was a teenager?

563
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,590
Yeah. And his back legs had gone.

564
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,750
He'd had arthritis for years.

565
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,120
Sorry, his back legs...?

566
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,790
Gary was a dog?

567
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,830
Yes, I was in the dog unit.
Didn't I mention it?

568
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,670
- No! No.
- Talk about burying the lede.

569
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,950
Er, no offence.

570
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,390
Look, I know it looks bad,
but Phil did me a favour.

571
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,520
I couldn't stay in the dog unit.

572
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,720
Oh, Chaudhry wants to see us.

573
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,990
So yesterday's files have been wiped
over today's deliberately,

574
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,710
but I'll see if there's a backup.

575
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,910
How could someone do that?

576
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,670
They'd have to have come in
here and done it on the system.

577
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,390
That's interesting.

578
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,261
Yes. Yes, maybe, Chapel. Gemma,

579
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,710
our young fitness freak.

580
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,230
Apparently,
Phil seemed to recognise her

581
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,470
when they first met this morning.

582
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,000
Gemma's always been weird,
ever since training college.

583
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,550
Oh. Does that mean you and
Aisha trained together as well?

584
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,790
Yeah, we actually go way back.

585
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,990
She's great.

586
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,310
Oh, my God, you fancy Lanzetta!

587
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,390
What? No! No... No way, boss.

588
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,830
No, no. As if. As if.

589
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,470
- There's... No. No way.
- What's she like, Chaudhry?

590
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,790
Didn't strike me
as a typical police officer.

591
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,310
Much more open-minded than some.

592
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,350
She's super smart.
You know those people

593
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,150
that don't even look at their
phone when they watch telly?

594
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,230
Ah, the intelligentsia.

595
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,230
She's really driven.

596
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,510
Her mum went to jail
when she was a kid,

597
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,310
which made her full-on
anti-crime. She's ace.

598
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,230
And single too.

599
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,590
Swit-swoo! Sorry.

600
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,592
That came out like an owl.

601
00:25:31,602 --> 00:25:33,670
No. No back-up on here.

602
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,670
Today's files
have been totally wiped.

603
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,230
We don't need CCTV anyway.

604
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,870
All we need is our minds,
motives and characters -

605
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,270
that will unpick this business.
It's not all the clues.

606
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,150
Not necessarily.

607
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,800
What?

608
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,640
Nicotine gum wrapper. Gotcha.

609
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,510
Phil's killer went
into the station server room

610
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,470
and changed the CCTV
to cover their tracks.

611
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,400
Good for them.
I'm happy for them.

612
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,670
This places you
in the server room.

613
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,910
Oh, come off it. I don't even
know where your server room is.

614
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,350
Someone's framing me.

615
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,630
- Well, obviously.
- What?

616
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,590
If you took even a passing
interest in character

617
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,470
rather than fixating
on physical evidence,

618
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,171
you'd realise there's no way

619
00:26:18,181 --> 00:26:19,630
Owen is behind the CCTV.

620
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,630
Look at his tie.

621
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,310
Oh! Whoa, whoa.
What about my tie?

622
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,830
Oh, forgive me, but it's hardly
the cutting edge of fashion.

623
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,510
No, this is the man
who hasn't tried anything new

624
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,510
since the '90s,
yet we're supposed to believe

625
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,110
he's tech savvy enough

626
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,350
to transfer the CCTV files
from one day to another?

627
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,830
Older men can be tech savvy.

628
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,430
I've watched you edit
your Wikipedia page.

629
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,310
Maybe corrected a few untruths,

630
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,790
removed some of the more
banal reviews.

631
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,983
Excuse me? As fun
as this is to watch,

632
00:26:45,993 --> 00:26:47,390
can we get a wriggle on?

633
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,190
You're protecting a killer.

634
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,430
Someone who tried
to put you behind bars.

635
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,590
And I think you know more
than you're letting on.

636
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,440
So just spill the beans, buddy.

637
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,390
You're actually
pretty perceptive, you two.

638
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,270
Annoying, mind.

639
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,470
Look, I know people think
I'm a dinosaur,

640
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,510
but I'm a good cop.

641
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,510
I got the right brain
for the job.

642
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,070
I remember details,

643
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,150
names, cases.

644
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,910
And this morning, I realised
someone on the course

645
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,870
had a motive
to get revenge on Phil.

646
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,590
Gemma!

647
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,670
Phil recognised her.

648
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,310
Oh, swing and a miss, Poirot.

649
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,070
No. Back in the day,

650
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,790
Phil arrested a young mum.

651
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,430
He could have let her off
with a warning,

652
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,230
but Phil went by the book.

653
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,230
Young mum got sent down,
lost her kids.

654
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,310
I remember the name.

655
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,960
Not a very common surname
in Port Talbot.

656
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,830
You claimed
you didn't know Phil,

657
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,750
but he was the officer
that sent your mam to prison.

658
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,070
Bit of a coincidence.

659
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,830
So? Coincidences happen.

660
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,510
I had no idea
he was the arresting officer.

661
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,430
Maybe not until this morning,
Aisha.

662
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,870
That's why he kept
following you to the kitchen.

663
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,600
He wanted to get you alone.

664
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,830
To apologise.

665
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,350
All right.

666
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,630
Yeah, he told me.

667
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,350
Pretty strong motive for murder.

668
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,950
Pretty strong, not actually.

669
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,470
Doesn't make sense.

670
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,230
I told him
he didn't need to apologise.

671
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,550
Mam going to prison

672
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,470
was the best thing
that happened to her.

673
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,350
She came out a changed woman.

674
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,790
Phil saved our family.

675
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,870
Why should we believe you?

676
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,190
Because it's the truth.

677
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,310
Look, are we done now?

678
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,510
My blood sugar's low,
and I need a Coke

679
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,040
or you'll have another body
on your hands.

680
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,550
Really hope she's not our killer.

681
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,950
I was going to set her up
with Chaudhry.

682
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,830
Typical! Meddling
in people's business.

683
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,550
If Chaudhry wants to
ask her out,

684
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,030
he'll do it when he's ready.

685
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,550
Maybe he is ready
and he doesn't know he's ready,

686
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,070
and he just needs
that final push

687
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,390
because he's scared
of rejection.

688
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,310
I do not audition.

689
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,470
Your acting is a gift.

690
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,030
I hate to see you waste that.

691
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,630
It's like when a Wetherspoons
takes over a big old library.

692
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,350
- Sorry?
- It's a waste!

693
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,670
That's why I want you
to do the audition.

694
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,280
Because you're not
a Wetherspoons, John Chapel.

695
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,150
You're a big old library.

696
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:23,080
That was a rather elegantly
turned conceit... for you.

697
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,150
Thank you.

698
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,030
Less of the old, though!

699
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,470
You going off site again, sir?

700
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,150
No, Deliveroo's here.

701
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,270
Yeah. I thought
we should feed our guests,

702
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,430
so I got curry in.

703
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,830
Curry?! It's 38 degrees.

704
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,990
Yeah. Cools you down.

705
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,600
Best thing in this heat.

706
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,830
Not joining us, Gemma?

707
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,150
Oh, that rubbish?

708
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,590
Nah.

709
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,750
Solids are for losers.
Got a protein shake.

710
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,230
Recovery fuel.

711
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,310
Just uploading my walking lunge
to my fitness tracker app.

712
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,390
You seem a lot better
since this morning.

713
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,750
Be honest.
You weren't ill, were you?

714
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,950
You only wanted to leave
after Phil recognised you.

715
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,190
Fine. We knocked heads

716
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,430
about me claiming kettlebells
on expenses.

717
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,310
Didn't want any atmos,
so thought I'd shoot off.

718
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,070
I didn't kill him, though.

719
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,590
OK.

720
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,950
I'm going for a plank.

721
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,830
That's me and Gary
in Pembrokeshire.

722
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,720
Oh, that was a great mini-break.

723
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,390
That's Gary's surprise
birthday party.

724
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,520
All the other police dogs
showed up.

725
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,430
And that's us
on top of Snowdon...

726
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,710
before the arthritis.

727
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,390
It's certainly a solace, photos,

728
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,350
when those we love pass.

729
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,350
You've experienced
a traumatic loss, too?

730
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,990
Well, I have, Andy, that I have.

731
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,960
What breed?

732
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,590
Human.

733
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,070
He reminds me of my old partner.

734
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,080
He could lick his own balls, too.

735
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,750
That's really insensitive.

736
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,950
Oh, come on. It's funny.

737
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,310
Well, I still can't see
the funny side.

738
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,470
I keep getting stuck on the part
where I come round in hospital

739
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,710
and find my partner's gone,

740
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,030
because there's not enough
money for his operation.

741
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,750
I didn't even get
a chance to say goodbye.

742
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,440
But, I'm sure one day
I'll find it funny.

743
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,120
Still, he could have said
it was a dog.

744
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,390
Baxter.
Sorry, mouth full of naan.

745
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,750
Yeah. I'll keep this short
cos I'm going to the darts.

746
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,070
Any update on my victim?

747
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,510
Cause of death was heart failure.

748
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,110
He was definitely injected
with a large dose of something.

749
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,670
Nothing that's showing up
on the routine tests, though.

750
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,830
So I've sent off a blood sample
for specialist testing.

751
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,390
I'll let you know
when we get a hit.

752
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,790
Oh, thanks.
Oh, while I've got you,

753
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,190
um, me and Chauds
are planning a spa day.

754
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,430
It's 40% off, Bryn Glas Manor.
Do you fancy it?

755
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,630
I can't.

756
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,030
Barred from there.

757
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,910
How do you get barred
from a spa?

758
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,150
People don't like the way I relax.

759
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,630
All right, then.

760
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,590
I'll bring you back
some sandalwood body scrub.

761
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,440
Bye.

762
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,990
Once again, I have to say,
you smell amazing.

763
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,030
It's sandalwood, isn't it?

764
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,550
- If you say so.
- Smells just like the body scrub

765
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,470
they have at Bryn Glas Manor.

766
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,750
We called and confirmed you're
booked in there, as was Phil.

767
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,913
So?

768
00:32:21,923 --> 00:32:25,390
You two seem to stayat
the same hotels a lot,

769
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,440
what with your affair.

770
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,430
For the tape, Miss Challoner
just totally closed her eyes,

771
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,310
like people do when
they've been caught out.

772
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,550
All right.
We were seeing each other,

773
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,520
but I didn't kill Phil.

774
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,990
I loved the daft bugger.

775
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,070
But what about your marriage?

776
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,590
If it came out...

777
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,470
My marriage has been dead
for years.

778
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,870
Then why carry on in secret,
meeting Phil on awaydays?

779
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,950
It's the only time
I could see him.

780
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,270
This job takes up every minute,

781
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,270
and the more senior you get,

782
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,070
the less life you get.

783
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,520
How do you...

784
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,550
find time for your family?

785
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,150
- You got kids?
- No. Just a needy dad

786
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,990
and a high-maintenance
national treasure.

787
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,171
It's hard. I FaceTime the kids

788
00:33:12,181 --> 00:33:13,990
half an hour a week each.

789
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,190
What is the point
climbing the ladder

790
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,950
if that's all you end up with?

791
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,310
We love the job.

792
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,030
That's why people like us do it.

793
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,070
You might not see your family
all the time,

794
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,990
but that's what Christmas
is for, isn't it?

795
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,800
Yeah.

796
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,830
Phil cheated on Barbara?!

797
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,642
I don't see Fiona
as our killer, though.

798
00:33:33,652 --> 00:33:34,870
She loved Phil.

799
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,270
No. We're missing
something obvious.

800
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,310
The method - injection.

801
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,110
It feels significant.

802
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,270
A statement.

803
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,910
A couple of important things
for you, ma'am.

804
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,910
Firstly, the freezer
on the first floor has a pack

805
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,510
- of almond Magnums in it.
- Bagsy!

806
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,790
- Get in!
- And secondly,

807
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,590
I've had Phil's phone records
back.

808
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,590
He rang someone at Mid Wales
Police HR this morning.

809
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,510
I've chased it up. It was
for a file for Gemma Mason.

810
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,230
- They're sending it over now.
- Gemma!

811
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,230
I don't know.

812
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,950
No, nor do I.

813
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,550
Where's the motive?

814
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,870
I mean, they crossed paths
on a claim over kettlebells,

815
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,990
but you're hardly likely
to kill a man

816
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,070
for being tight over expenses.

817
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,000
Unless...

818
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,070
Of course, Chapel!

819
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,590
Does that mean
he knows who did it?

820
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,870
- Yeah.
- Why doesn't he just say so?

821
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,350
Total drama queen.

822
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,550
- What's going on? Can we go?
- Yep.

823
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,750
All free to go.
Yes, everyone...

824
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,550
except Phil's killer.

825
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,590
OK. That was actually, like,
proper dramatic.

826
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,310
Yeah, if we could
just hurry up, though.

827
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,910
I've got a flight in two hours,

828
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,870
and, uh, I might just
still make it.

829
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,070
- Let's begin at the beginning.
- Or the middle?

830
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,270
Phil came here knowing a secret
about someone on this course.

831
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,150
I've already owned up
about the affair.

832
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,470
I wouldn't kill him
to keep it secret.

833
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,070
You and Phil?

834
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,910
Oh, naughty Miss Challoner.

835
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,510
Everyone knows two police employees
can't be in a relationship.

836
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,790
Yes, they can.
They just have to declare it.

837
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,360
- Really?
- Yes. Of course.

838
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,510
Aisha, I declare I like you.

839
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,550
Do you want to go for a drink?

840
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,430
Yeah, I declare I do.

841
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,310
Right, so is she the killer?

842
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,790
No.

843
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,200
She lacks a true motive.

844
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,710
Unlike you, Gemma.

845
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,510
Phil recognised you earlier,

846
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,150
but he didn't know why.

847
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,030
It wasn't because
of the kettlebells.

848
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,910
He remembered
sometime this morning,

849
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,030
called HR
and confirmed his hunch.

850
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,590
Your GP raised concerns
over your suitability

851
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,030
to be a police officer
due to your mental health.

852
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,470
An admin error meant that
it wasn't acted upon.

853
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,390
You're not supposed to be
on the force.

854
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,270
It was all bullshit.

855
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,470
I'm a cop. I have to be.

856
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,910
My dad was a cop.
His dad was a cop.

857
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,310
His dad was... a decorator,
but then his dad was a cop.

858
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,790
I'm a good cop.

859
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,190
You argued with him here,

860
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,480
threatened him.

861
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,430
It would look pretty bad
after Phil was killed,

862
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,070
which is why you doctored the CCTV.

863
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,510
We went on
your fitness app profile.

864
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,910
You logged a walking lunge
earlier.

865
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,790
The GPS shows you stopped
for three minutes

866
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,710
right about where
the station server room is.

867
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,310
Long enough
to replace the footage

868
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:26,510
and leave a nicotine gum
wrapper to incriminate Owen.

869
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,590
I planted the odd bit
of evidence in my time,

870
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,430
but to be
on the other side of it?

871
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,630
Well, now I feel sullied.

872
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,390
Right. I've got an hour
till my check-in closes.

873
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,190
I'm sweating like
a glass-blower's arse.

874
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,910
Is she the killer?

875
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,350
No.

876
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,790
Oh, Jesus wept.

877
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,270
No!

878
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,750
This murder is all about revenge.

879
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,110
Oh, you don't still think
it was me?

880
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,910
I told you
I never wanted revenge.

881
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,710
No, you didn't,
but somebody else did.

882
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,400
Andy.

883
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,110
Me? What for?

884
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,310
The bureaucrat
that made the decision

885
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,790
not to pay for
your old partner Gary's

886
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,990
life-saving operation.

887
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,950
That decision was made by Phil.

888
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,630
I didn't know.

889
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,470
Oh, you knew. It haunted you.

890
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,230
Then you were summoned
to a training course

891
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,270
and you saw a familiar name
would be there.

892
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,790
The man who had taken away
your partner, had put him down.

893
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,190
Wait, Gary was a dog?

894
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,630
You would have got away with it

895
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,990
if you'd just whacked him
over the head.

896
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,670
But, no, you wanted to
make that murder special.

897
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,590
You wanted to put Phil down
the way he'd put Gary down.

898
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,230
When the group took a tea break,

899
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,080
you took your chance
and followed him...

900
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,800
and you delivered
the fatal blow.

901
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,950
Right, this is a very nice story.

902
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,830
I imagine you've got proof.

903
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,430
Your actions are proof enough.

904
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,830
You're guilt-ridden
through your core,

905
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,320
like the writing
in a stick of seaside rock.

906
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,320
So, no.

907
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,470
What?

908
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,110
Let me think a minute.

909
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,710
Well, uh, fun as this has been,

910
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,430
I really should be getting home.

911
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,430
Crufts is on in an hour.
Oh, God.

912
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,350
Balls to Crufts!

913
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,950
You can't let him leave.

914
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,750
He did it.

915
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,390
I know he did it.

916
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,590
Well, then, you need
to have proof, don't you?

917
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,680
Lucky for you, I do.

918
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,830
Crufts is going
to have to wait, Andy.

919
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,590
Mr Chapel doesn't always think

920
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,030
that physical evidence
is very important.

921
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:40,510
Fortunately, he has a partner
who knows how to build a case.

922
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,870
Pathology didn't turn up much
at first.

923
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,430
We didn't know where to start.

924
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,270
But results came in
15 minutes ago.

925
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,030
Phil overdosed on xylazine.

926
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:54,150
It's a sedative,
commonly used on dogs.

927
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,750
Doesn't prove anything.

928
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,550
Where would I even get
this sedative?

929
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,270
Vets' are broken into
all the time.

930
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,590
The one in Abergota
was broken into last week.

931
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,950
And guess who
was one of the officers

932
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,390
who was called out?

933
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,710
Easy enough to help yourself.

934
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,200
Good point.

935
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,750
And what am I supposed to
have done with this sedative?

936
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,990
I've not left the building,
and it's not on me.

937
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,630
Good point.

938
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,670
Yeah, I was pretty stumped
at first, but then I realised -

939
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,190
where's the obvious place
to put drugs

940
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,270
that wouldn't raise suspicion?

941
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,280
The drugs amnesty bin.

942
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,830
The label confirms
it was from the vet's,

943
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,270
fingerprints on the syringe,

944
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,350
and I'm pretty sure forensics

945
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,230
will be able to match
Phil's DNA.

946
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,110
Undoubtedly.

947
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,760
Just as I suspected.

948
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,160
He killed my best friend.

949
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,950
Get him out of my sight!

950
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,950
Take him down to the station.

951
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,630
We're already here.

952
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,870
Oh, yeah. I mean, the cells.

953
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,240
Lock him up.

954
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,630
Sad, innit?

955
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,310
So... so sad.

956
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,360
Well. I'm off.

957
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,870
See?

958
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,280
Very clever.

959
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,150
Oh, Janie? Good work out there.

960
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,790
Thanks.

961
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,390
Oh, and, um,
sorry for exposing your affair.

962
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,990
It's fair enough. And I
mean it - good work today.

963
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,110
I'll have to
keep an eye out for you.

964
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,990
I can see you
ending up at the top, like me.

965
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,160
Great.

966
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,150
You headed home now?

967
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,230
No.

968
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,230
Got to go and brief the media,

969
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,750
then away to a conference
tomorrow.

970
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,590
Means I'll miss
my daughter's birthday.

971
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,240
But 19? I mean,
it's not that special, is it?

972
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,390
Dad?

973
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,160
No. Just finished.

974
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,750
Yeah. We can catch a few waves.

975
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,190
Uh, no.
Just a load of paperwork.

976
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,510
But it can wait.

977
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,240
Yeah. I want to see you.

978
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,760
Also, Dad, I've been thinking...

979
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,190
My lady. Thank you.

980
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,680
Shall we?

981
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,950
You waited for me.

982
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,320
I need a lift home.

983
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,140
They're sweet.

984
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,830
Just think,
if he hadn't asked her out,

985
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,400
he'd still be wondering
what if...

986
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,990
Point made.

987
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Yes, with all the delicate
nuance of a bin lorry.

988
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,790
- I'll do the audition.
- Really?

989
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,590
Nice one, John Chapel.

990
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,030
Yes, well, maybe you had a point.

991
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,390
I am not a Wetherspoons.

992
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,120
No.

993
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,110
They really are cute.

994
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,910
Well, I thought
if you weren't too busy,

995
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,150
we could have
a celebratory coffee.

996
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,430
Toast yet another
brilliant success.

997
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,750
Toast me solving the case and
saving your arse, more like.

998
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,390
That's preposterous!

999
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,150
I was the one who worked out
the revengeful drives

1000
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,510
of our surprisingly deceitful
perpetrator,

1001
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,550
and you... looked in a bin!

1002
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,790
And nailed our killer.

1003
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,870
Anyway, I would love to come

1004
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,350
for a celebratory cortado
with you,

1005
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,190
but I'm going surfing with Dad.
You can come, if you like.

1006
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,030
I'll pass on the sandy crack,
if that's all right.

1007
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,110
Yes. Though, um,
I did try surfing once.

1008
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,670
I looked like I was rutting
an ironing board.

1009
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,910
Well, we should do something
soon, because, um,

1010
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,760
I've actually got some news.

1011
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,110
Dad has asked me
to go to Portugal with him.

1012
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,830
Two weeks in the Algarve
with your pale skin?

1013
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,550
You'll burn up on entry.

1014
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,430
No, no, it's for a year.

1015
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,960
Yeah, I'd have to
take a sabbatical.

1016
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,840
How did he take that,
when you told him no, then?

1017
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,870
Well, I actually just said yes.

1018
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,950
I'd have to tell Clarke
to make it official, but, um...

1019
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,070
- I'm going to do it.
- Right.

1020
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,310
Yeah.

1021
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,320
Right. Well, let's get you home.

1022
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:37,100
*CREDITS*

