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The average American consumes

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55 pounds of beef per year.

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And then there's Texas,

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where we can knock that
off in a couple of months.

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Maybe faster, if we're
talking about smoked brisket...

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curiously, the one cut of beef

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that Texans and Jews agree upon.

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This is really good, Meemaw.

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Really good?

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You're spitting the
best brisket in Texas

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all over the damn table.

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Close your mouth when you eat.

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Or aim your face the other way.

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Connie, one of these days,
you got to give me the recipe.

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You bet. For sure.

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- One of these days.
- Oh, come on.

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You can't hold on to it forever.

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Mean that much to you?

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Mary and I were dating about a month

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when she brought me home for dinner.

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I took one bite of this brisket,

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and I knew I loved your daughter.

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Gee, thanks.

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Kind of like Sleeping Beauty,
except Dad kissed meat.

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I tell you what.

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You go get a...

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piece of paper and a pencil,

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I'll write it down for you.

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Okay. It's happening...

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That's the fastest I've seen him run.

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It's the only time I've seen him run.

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There you go.

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Okay.

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I might make it this weekend.

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Or you could try a vegetable.

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Vegetable? That's funny.

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Okay.

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Now, this is for your eyes only.

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You're not to share it with anybody.

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I never... I would never.

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_

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You're a horrible person.

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What'd it say?

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I want to know what it said.

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- Me, too.
- Just eat.

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Can I read it?

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You are a horrible person.

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Ain't I?

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All right, that's
enough about the brisket.

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You kids excited for the
church picnic tomorrow?

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- Not really.
- I don't know.

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Oh, come on.

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You all saw the flier. The three "F"s:

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food, fun and fellowship.

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And I'm bringing

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a big slab of my brisket.

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That's it.

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15 years in this family, and
all the time I've been nothing

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but a good, supportive son-in-law.

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I always treated your daughter right,

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I gave you three
beautiful grandchildren.

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Only thing I ever asked in
return was that damn recipe.

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You're right.

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Get another piece of
paper. I'll write it down.

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Don't mess with me, Connie.

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Get the paper before I change my mind.

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You're gonna do it to
him again, aren't you?

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I kind of have to.

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George, she was just fooling with you.

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No, no, she's mean.

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She got a black heart.

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She does not.

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Why do you always side with her?

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Well, she is my mother.

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And there it is.

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There's the problem.

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You should be siding with me.

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- Over brisket?
- It's not just brisket.

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It's the way she's been
treating me since day one.

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Like I'm some kind of
loser, a booby prize.

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- "Booby prize."
- What was that?

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Georgie, you mind your own business.

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What did I do?

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What's going on?

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Mom and Dad are fighting.

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What about?

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Brisket.

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If they get a divorce, who do you think

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you'll pick to live with?

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Well, Mom, of course.

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I want Mom. Pick again.

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I thought Dad was coming.

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No, he had work to do.

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- What kind of work?
- I don't know. Coaching stuff.

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Can't he do it after the picnic?

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- No, Missy, he cannot.
- Why not?

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Enough.

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How come Georgie's not going?

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He's grounded for eavesdropping
on me and your father.

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Well, I hope he learned his lesson.

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Is this about the recipe?

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I bet he's mad 'cause you
always side with Meemaw.

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And how would you know that?

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Georgie told me.

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Are you and Dad getting a divorce?

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'Course not.

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Well, if you do, I
want to live with you.

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Sheldon, no one's getting a divorce.

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But thank you, honey.

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You know this all goes away

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if you just give him your
recipe for the brisket.

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I know.

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And?

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I guess it's not going away.

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And I wasn't eavesdropping.

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Don't worry about it.

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I just don't see why I got grounded.

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What are you complaining about?

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You didn't want to go
to church picnic anyway.

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I like complaining. I'm good at it.

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I'll be right back.

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Mind if I have a sip of your beer?

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You mind if I dip your
head in the compost heap?

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You could have just said no.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing! Get out of here.

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You're looking for her brisket recipe.

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All of a sudden you got smart?

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I said get out of here.

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I won't tell, I swear.

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All right, help me look.

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- Ooh.
- Found it?

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No, this is her French toast.

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You're not looking for French toast.

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She does make it good, though.

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Did you know she puts vanilla extract

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in her whipped cream?

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I did not.

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Quarter teaspoon.

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- Georgie?
- Yeah?

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We're looking for brisket!

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Cranky.

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We're home.

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Be cool.

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I'm cool. You be cool.

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Real cool.

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He thought I wrote it down.

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What a dope.

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Seltzer...

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- hair tonic.
- Hair tonic.

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Need help putting the kids down?

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No, thank you, I've been
taking care of them all day.

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I think I can finish the job.

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Oh, come on, don't do that.

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Don't do what?

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Never mind.

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Just so you know, Sheldon and Missy won

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the three-legged race
because she told him

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a bee was chasing
them, and you missed it.

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I'm sorry, I-I just needed
a break from your mother.

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Yeah, well, you took a
break from your family.

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How long is this feud
between you two gonna go on?

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That's up to her.

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You are both such...

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stubborn... donkey butts!

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Missy!

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Go to bed.

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You don't know it's me.

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Hey.

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What do you want?

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Don't be that way.

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I brought you a cold one.

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Thanks.

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I still don't like you.

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Would this change your feelings?

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Is that it?

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The Holy Grail.

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What changed your mind?

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You not going to the picnic today,

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that hurt Mary and the twins.

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I cannot have that on my heart.

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- Is that so?
- Absolutely.

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Look me in the eye and tell me

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this is the actual recipe.

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George, what you have in your hand

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is the exact step-by-step instructions

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on how to make my brisket.

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I have never written it
down until tonight because...

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I was afraid someone might steal it.

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But I'm entrusting this to you,

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and I hope that someday,
when the time is right,

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you will see fit to share
it with one of your children.

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Connie, I don't know what to say.

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Don't call me Connie.

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Call me Mom.

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Thanks, Mom.

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You're welcome, son.

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Mmm.

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What a dope.

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The next morning, my dad embarked

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on a doomed quest to
make the perfect brisket.

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Can I help you?

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Matter of fact, you can.

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I need 12 pounds of prime
Angus with a medium deckle,

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ideally slaughtered in the
spring, no later than mid-June.

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For the spice rub,

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Meemaw had him drive to New Orleans

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to buy ground coffee
from Café Du Monde,

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and seven ounces of something
called "holy ghost root"

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from a voodoo woman named Madam Laveau.

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Could you grind my root for me?

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I-I'm-a... I'm-a rub it on brisket.

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Then back home, he applied the spice rub

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with such erotic tenderness,

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it made my mother a little jealous.

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Finally, the cooking began.

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14 hours of cooking.

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And basting.

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And spritzing.

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And tending to the fire.

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Until it was finally
time to let the meat rest.

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Oh...

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Rest, my darling.

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Rest.

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Mmm. This Café Du Monde
coffee is very good.

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They make it with chicory.

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And what does it do to the brisket?

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Oh, I have no idea.

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Then why did you send George
all the way to New Orleans?

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Well, they don't sell this around here.

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Mmm.

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Here we go.

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15 years and 14 hours later.

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Best brisket in Texas.

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Connie, you evil bitch!

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It's smoother than regular coffee.

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That wasn't the recipe.

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You looked me in the
eye, and you lied to me.

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Oh, Mom.

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You broke into my home
and tried to steal it.

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Oh, George.

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You told her we went over there?

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Oh, George Jr.

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I didn't say nothing. I was cool.

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I am loving this.

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I don't want this woman
in my house anymore.

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- She is my mother.
- She is the devil.

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And what if the kids want to see her?

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Fine.

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Schedule it for when I'm not here.

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Or when I'm dead.

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And quit drinking my coffee.

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Turn off your train, we've got to talk.

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About what?

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Mom is so upset about Dad and Meemaw,

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she might want a divorce.

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No one's getting divorced.

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How do you know?

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Great, now I have to throw that out.

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Mother-in-laws are always held
in low regard by the father.

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It rarely leads to a
breakup of the family.

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He's right.

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Fred and Wilma are
still happily married.

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I think if we can figure out

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a way for Dad to get
Meemaw's brisket recipe,

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this all goes away.

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I don't see how we can accomplish that.

269
00:14:01,532 --> 00:14:02,943
Put that down.

270
00:14:02,946 --> 00:14:04,099
That's not a toy.

271
00:14:04,101 --> 00:14:05,334
Sure it is.

272
00:14:05,336 --> 00:14:06,702
Choo choo.

273
00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:09,238
Choo choo...

274
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,807
Choo choo.

275
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,343
Open wide, Moonpie.

276
00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:16,812
Here comes the choo choo train.

277
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,850
Choo choo.

278
00:14:18,853 --> 00:14:20,883
Mmm. Isn't that good?

279
00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:25,554
That's Meemaw's famous brisket.

280
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:27,756
Would you like the secret recipe?

281
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:31,760
You promise not to tell anybody?

282
00:14:31,762 --> 00:14:34,530
Of course you're not gonna tell anybody.

283
00:14:34,532 --> 00:14:38,100
I start with a tablespoon of cumin,

284
00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:41,503
and then a cup of brown sugar, and...

285
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,005
I know the recipe.

286
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,196
What?

287
00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:45,275
She told it to me.

288
00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:46,277
When?

289
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,740
February 14, 1982.

290
00:14:48,743 --> 00:14:50,913
I was 23 months old,
it was Valentine's Day,

291
00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:52,787
and Mom and Dad went out for dinner.

292
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:55,117
You were there. Don't you remember?

293
00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:01,287
I got nothing.

294
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,740
You can really remember
when you were that little?

295
00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:05,321
Uh-huh. You were there, too.

296
00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:07,362
You were still struggling
with potty training.

297
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,040
I don't think so.

298
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:12,321
Oh, yes. Meemaw used to
call you Mr. Soggy Pants.

299
00:15:12,324 --> 00:15:13,368
Nuh-uh.

300
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,845
Mr. Soggy Pants.

301
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,581
Quit it. This is serious.

302
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,806
Sheldon, you've got to
tell Dad that recipe.

303
00:15:18,809 --> 00:15:21,407
But Meemaw told me it was a secret.

304
00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:24,512
If you don't, and Mom and Dad
get a divorce, it's your fault.

305
00:15:24,515 --> 00:15:26,902
All right.

306
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:28,271
Fine.

307
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,620
Good job, Soggy Pants.

308
00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:36,626
Dad, could you please
come into the living room?

309
00:15:36,629 --> 00:15:38,128
What for?

310
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:39,461
My brain did something impressive

311
00:15:39,463 --> 00:15:41,439
and I'd like to share it with you.

312
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,399
Hmm.

313
00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:51,373
What are you doing here?

314
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:52,975
Same as you.

315
00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:55,043
I want to see what his brain did.

316
00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:57,613
Please have a seat.

317
00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,407
All right.

318
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:03,850
Well?

319
00:16:03,853 --> 00:16:06,287
I know Meemaw's brisket recipe.

320
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:07,290
What?

321
00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:08,325
No, you don't.

322
00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:09,758
Yes, I do.

323
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,094
And in order to bring
peace to this family,

324
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,782
I'm prepared to make it public.

325
00:16:13,785 --> 00:16:14,897
You're bluffing.

326
00:16:14,899 --> 00:16:16,298
One tablespoon of cumin,

327
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,666
one cup of brown sugar,

328
00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:19,509
two tablespoons of smoked paprika...

329
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,678
Okay, okay, stop.

330
00:16:20,681 --> 00:16:21,680
No, no, no. Keep going.

331
00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,638
How do you know the recipe, Shelly?

332
00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:26,748
Meemaw told it to me on
Valentine's Day, 1982.

333
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,610
You were out with Dad
seeing Cannonball Run

334
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,045
at the dollar theater.

335
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,548
That's impossible, you
weren't even two years old.

336
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,349
Three tablespoons of dried mustard,

337
00:16:34,351 --> 00:16:35,915
one cup of Lone Star beer...

338
00:16:35,918 --> 00:16:38,308
Okay.

339
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:40,044
Okay.

340
00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:41,747
Go ahead.

341
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,959
Give it to your father.

342
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,961
I can write it down for you.

343
00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:49,231
That's okay, I don't want it.

344
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,423
You have got to be kidding me.

345
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:52,934
Connie, you've had every opportunity

346
00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:54,436
to give me that recipe
and you never did,

347
00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:56,271
because you've always
treated me like an outsider.

348
00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:57,239
No, she has not.

349
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,540
Oh, of course I have.

350
00:16:58,542 --> 00:16:59,841
See? She admits it.

351
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:01,877
Damn right, I do.

352
00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:05,380
Never thought you were
good enough for my daughter.

353
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:07,849
There you were, riding around
on that dumb motorcycle,

354
00:17:07,851 --> 00:17:08,917
knocking her up.

355
00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:10,415
Why don't you kids go in the kitchen

356
00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:12,040
and fix yourselves some ice cream?

357
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,843
I'm not going anywhere.

358
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:18,251
Hey. I get it.

359
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:20,462
I have a daughter.

360
00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:24,254
I wouldn't want her bringing
home someone like that.

361
00:17:24,257 --> 00:17:26,724
But I've come a hell of
a long way since then.

362
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:32,841
Okay, you're right.

363
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,414
George.

364
00:17:40,217 --> 00:17:41,751
I'm sorry.

365
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:47,196
That means more to me than any recipe.

366
00:17:49,093 --> 00:17:51,059
Come here.

367
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,314
Don't let the hug fool you.

368
00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:02,439
The minute she went home, he
made me give him the recipe.

369
00:18:04,857 --> 00:18:08,052
Here we go, maiden voyage.

370
00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,379
Mmm, mmm.

371
00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:13,771
Hot damn.

372
00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:16,278
Hot damn.

373
00:18:20,088 --> 00:18:21,922
Hot damn!

374
00:18:21,924 --> 00:18:24,291
George! Language.

375
00:18:24,293 --> 00:18:25,625
Sheldon.

376
00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:27,359
Want some?

377
00:18:27,362 --> 00:18:29,560
Uh, no, thank you. I'm not hungry.

378
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:33,403
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