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Michael!

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Michael!

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- Were they barbecuing last night?
- Who?

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Him, next door, and his girlfriend.

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His name's Michael and
she's not his girlfriend.

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Right, well, whoever she is.

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- Anyway, how do you know?
- I bumped into her at the shop.

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- Kacey. She's nice.
- Whatever.

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Right, they were barbecuing,
because I smelled it.

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It was just a bonfire.

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There are coals on our drive.

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Right? They're chucking
barbecue coals on our drive.

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What? Why?

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I've no idea why.

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Why would someone chuck barbecue coals?

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I have no idea what goes
through that man's head. OK?

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It's some sort of game
he's playing with me.

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Thinks he can get to me. Thinks
he can get under my skin.

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Who are you phoning?

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The council. Antisocial behaviour.

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It's only eight o'clock.
There'll be no-one there.

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Right. I've got to go.

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Go and knock on for him and
tell him to clean it up.

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But take photos first, all right?
For evidence.

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And then phone the
council and report it.

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Antisocial behaviour.

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Yes, sir.

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Hi, Hilary.

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OK, I'll come over.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Oh, hello, love.

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Thanks for ringing. Is he OK?

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I don't know, love. He's stressing about
something, but I can't figure it out.

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I don't think he really knows.

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- He's in his room.
- Cheers.

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Oh, it's you.

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They better not have called you.
Did they call you?

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I've just come to see
you, like I always do.

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I told them not to disturb you.

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What's up, Dad? Hilary says
you're getting stressed.

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Are you worried about something?

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It's all this toot, you
know, crowding me in.

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I-I-I'll have to sort it out.
I can't find anything.

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OK, I can help you with that. Is there
something that you're looking for?

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Yeah, well, what was
it he said was lost?

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Something hidden.

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- Sorry, who's this?
- Him!

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Him who came looking for something.

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A book, a bird book.

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Dad, you're getting in a state now.
You're getting right confused.

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They're constantly getting at
me, asking me to find things.

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OK, I'll tell you what, I
can take some away today.

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Let's fill a box with stuff that
you don't think you'll need,

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and I'll keep it at my house
until you need it again.

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No, you can throw it all away. I
don't want any of it. It's all junk.

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Come on, Dad, let's sort through
some and we can take it from there.

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What you got there?

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It's my old pal Vic Wiffen.

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Passed away.

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Not, not many of us left now.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.

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That's your friend from Canada.

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Yeah, yeah. I got a letter
from him only a week ago.

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I was always going to
go and visit him but...

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too late now.

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Did you just find this?

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Nothing.

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You say you had a letter
from him last week?

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Couple of days ago.

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It's on the side there.

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He asked about you.

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Always asked about you.

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Legend.

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Excuse me.

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- Hello, love.
- Do you sell tit boxes?

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Tit boxes?

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Yes.

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Boxes for...?

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Tits.

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Blue tits?

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- Like a nesting box?
- Yes.

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They'll be in the garden section
if we have them. It's...

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I'm sorry, it doesn't look like we do.

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Oh, well.

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I tell you what,

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I might be able to help.

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- Might you?
- Yeah, think so.

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Can you come back in, like, an hour?

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Yeah, all right.

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- I'll go do the rest of my shopping.
- Smashing.

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See you back here.

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- In an hour?
- That's it.

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Michael, what the hell...?

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What the he...?

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What are you doing?

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Tit box.

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Customer wanted one.

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Michael, what's wrong with you?

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This is not a...

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We don't...

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- If we don't sell something, we don't
make it on... - Oh, here she comes.

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Hello, madam. There you go.

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Oh, that's lovely, thank you.

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- Hello, Gordon.
- Hello, Mrs Stewart.

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How's your mum? She all right?

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She's well, thank you, Mrs Stewart.

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How much is this?

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It's on us, Mrs Stewart,
with our compliments.

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Thanks.

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Give my love to your mum.

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Bye, love.

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Why didn't we come back
to work yesterday?

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- "We"?
- You.

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You said "don't bother coming back".

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As a threat.

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As in, "if you leave, don't bother
coming back because you're fired".

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An employer is not allowed to refuse

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an employee reasonable time off

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in order to deal with
an unexpected event

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involving a dependant.

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- Well... - Because that
would be unfair dismissal.

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And you would be guilty
of unfair dismissal.

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And I would take you to
court for unfair dismissal.

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Get this cleaned up.

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All right?

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Yeah.

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Here, listen to this.

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My dad got this letter
from his friend in Canada.

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All right.

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"Dear Brian, thank you
for your last letter.

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"All's well here across the pond

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although the winter's still..."

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Goes on a bit.

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And then, "How's your boy Michael?

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"I'm always interested to hear
what he's up to. Is he well?

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"Did he ever find a new
partner and settle down?

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"Is he happy these days? I hope so."

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Blah, blah, blah...

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"Your dear friend, Vic."

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So?

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Well, number one, I don't think
I've ever met the bloke,

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so I don't know why he's so
interested in what I'm up to.

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Well, he's just being friendly.

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And number two, he died
over a decade ago.

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Died?

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Passed away, dead, in 2009.

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And how old's the letter?

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Written two weeks ago.

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- Canada?
- Yep.

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Are you sure he's dead?

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I've seen the order of
service from the funeral.

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I googled him, found his obituary.
He's dead all right.

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Weird.

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Can ghosts write letters?

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I know they can't lick stamps.

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All right, Michael?

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Hello, Brigham.

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- Kacey?
- Brigham.

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He was slagging you off yesterday.

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- Gordon.
- Oh, yeah?

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When you didn't come back to work.
Said he was going to fire you.

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Yeah?

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Not that bothered.

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Not bothered about getting fired?

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Not really, if I'm honest.

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Don't...

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You don't want to...

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Are you OK?

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get yourself fired, mate.

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Why not?

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Who's going to make me laugh?

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Who's going to come to
work on a long bike?

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Be shit without you here, mate.

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Right.

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Cheers, Brigham.

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Whatever.

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- Hello?
- It's Roy.

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- Can you speak?
- Not really.

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I need to come over to the house.

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- With a surveyor.
- Why? When?

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You know why.

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When?

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- When's convenient?
- None! No time!

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- OK. Well, I'm going to come now.
- You can't - look, it's, it's not...

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Hey, how are you doing, Michael?

186
00:14:04,332 --> 00:14:05,648
Yeah, not bad.

187
00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:09,335
I was just wondering if you had
an update on the hedge situation.

188
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,453
Yeah. No. I'm sorry, I don't know.

189
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Well, I think the chaffinches
might be gone by now, so...

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You had a bird book the other day.

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Yeah. The chaffinches.

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Where did you get it from?

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- The book?
- Yes.

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I think it was my dad's.

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00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,226
My dad's?

196
00:14:30,252 --> 00:14:31,695
No, MY dad's.

197
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Did you go and see my dad?

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00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,510
- Your dad?
- Yes. At the nursing home.

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00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:41,038
- Your dad?
- And ask him for a bird book?

200
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,615
You what? Sorry, I don't think I
understand this conversation.

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Yes.

202
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It's confusing.

203
00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:30,869
Oh, shit.

204
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,975
Hello, Michael. I'm sorry. I'm
not doing this to be a shit.

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00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,655
But, I'm desperate, mate.

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00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,234
I'm bankrupt.

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00:16:44,392 --> 00:16:48,007
It's been a long time coming and
this house, it belongs to me.

208
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,641
Sorry. Who's that?

209
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,455
She's a surveyor.

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00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,735
I just wanted her to come and have
a look around so we can figure out

211
00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:56,388
what needs to be done

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00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:59,195
before people can start
viewing the property.

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00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,648
Nice to meet you, Michael.

214
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,295
So, can we... Can we come in, please?

215
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,615
Well, I've set some chairs
up in the garden, actually.

216
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,615
We've come to see the house,
mate, not the garden.

217
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,135
You need to give me more
time to tidy up and stuff.

218
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,695
Hey! I need some more
time to tidy up. Roy!

219
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,923
Jesus Christ, what is all this shit?

220
00:17:20,268 --> 00:17:21,659
What are you stockpiling?

221
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:23,565
It's this way. Come through.

222
00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:29,933
Come through. It's this way.

223
00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:39,933
Oh, my God, look at this.

224
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,152
It's Christmas, 1979.

225
00:17:44,488 --> 00:17:47,168
There's me, Mum, Clea.

226
00:17:47,269 --> 00:17:50,339
- Yeah, would you like to come through?
- The Action Man helicopter.

227
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,480
Mum thought it came with an Action Man,

228
00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:56,207
but didn't.

229
00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:04,110
I never did get an Action Man.

230
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:06,392
It's this way.

231
00:18:11,293 --> 00:18:12,668
What's that?

232
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Manure.

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00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,196
Stinks.

234
00:18:19,234 --> 00:18:22,529
The house is going on the market
in three weeks' time, Michael.

235
00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:23,759
Three weeks?

236
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:26,564
Sorry, Michael, you've got no choice.

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00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:28,254
It's going to happen.

238
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,978
I'm sorry, I thought
you were a surveyor.

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Solicitor.

240
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,935
You said that she was a surveyor.

241
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,985
Did I? I meant solicitor.

242
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,415
Well, I'll need to talk to my solicitor.

243
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,135
- You don't have a solicitor.
- Then I shall get a solicitor.

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00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,895
- You should get one.
- I'm going to get a solicitor.

245
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,243
It would be much easier if I
had a lawyer to deal with.

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00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:48,366
Easier?

247
00:18:48,392 --> 00:18:50,575
- For who?
- For everyone, Michael. Christ!

248
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,079
Do not make this more difficult
than it needs to be, please.

249
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:57,584
And the house obviously
needs to be cleared.

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- What's in the boxes?
- I don't know.

251
00:19:00,321 --> 00:19:02,175
- What do you mean, you don't know?
- I mean, I don't know.

252
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,615
I don't know what's in the boxes.
They're not mine.

253
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,079
- Well, whose are they, then?
- They're your sister's.

254
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,673
They're Clea's.

255
00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:13,743
It's stock that she left behind
in locks-ups when she went.

256
00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:17,321
Second-hand books, I think, mainly.

257
00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:21,931
Right, well we can help
you to get rid of them.

258
00:19:22,054 --> 00:19:23,532
Oh, get rid of them?

259
00:19:23,558 --> 00:19:25,759
To figure out what to do with them.

260
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,877
So, what else do you need to know?

261
00:19:41,155 --> 00:19:42,759
So much, mate.

262
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,074
So much.

263
00:19:53,529 --> 00:19:55,116
Hiya, it's me.

264
00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:57,007
Do you want to come round?

265
00:19:58,419 --> 00:19:59,819
It's time.

266
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:14,141
I think we should
probably wear these too,

267
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,134
- just to be on the safe side.
- No, mate.

268
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,130
Look, whatever's supposed to have happened
to them in their little shit pit,

269
00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:20,875
has either happened
or it hasn't, right?

270
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:23,636
Me wearing a Dunelm dressing gown
isn't going to change anything.

271
00:20:23,899 --> 00:20:25,259
Fair enough.

272
00:20:29,832 --> 00:20:30,971
Right.

273
00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:33,276
I'm going in.

274
00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,196
OK.

275
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,695
- Hello, Kacey.
- Hiya, Bev.

276
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,431
This is Clive, my husband.

277
00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:48,550
- Clive, this is Kacey.
- Oh, cool.

278
00:20:48,576 --> 00:20:50,009
How are you doing, Kacey?

279
00:20:50,035 --> 00:20:51,532
Has he got you slaving, has he?

280
00:20:51,558 --> 00:20:54,535
Slaving? No, mate, I'm just...
I'm just helping out.

281
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,575
Oh, God, yeah. Probably
can't say that nowadays.

282
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,295
- No, you can't.
- Yeah.

283
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,599
- It's a minefield, isn't it?
- Yeah, not really.

284
00:21:01,775 --> 00:21:03,110
What are you wearing that for?

285
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,895
Well, I don't want to
get dirty, do I, Bev?

286
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,135
You wally.

287
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,521
Right, I'll see you later, love.

288
00:21:07,547 --> 00:21:09,224
- See you.
- See you later, Kacey.

289
00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:13,895
- Why do you always do that?
- Do what?

290
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,874
- Pretend to be nice.
- What the hell's that supposed to mean?

291
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,189
I know you're going to say something
fucking horrible about her now.

292
00:21:26,698 --> 00:21:28,753
- Oh, I can't find 'em!
- What...?

293
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,855
They must've sunk into the ground.

294
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,932
They should be right here.

295
00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:43,234
Kacey, I nearly went under.

296
00:21:45,456 --> 00:21:47,711
What the...? What's going on?
Where are they?

297
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,122
I don't know. Just wa... Wait, wait.

298
00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:52,302
- Hold me arm.
- I am.

299
00:21:54,635 --> 00:21:56,935
OK, OK, I've got 'em.

300
00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:59,591
Yeah, they've gone right under.

301
00:21:59,888 --> 00:22:01,325
Pull us out.

302
00:22:08,332 --> 00:22:10,333
We're going to have to rethink this.

303
00:22:16,152 --> 00:22:17,794
I can feel it.

304
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:19,403
Is it the right way up?

305
00:22:20,058 --> 00:22:22,044
Yeah, I've got it by its neck.

306
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:23,982
Right, give it a gentle pull.

307
00:22:26,493 --> 00:22:28,193
Here it comes.

308
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:29,911
Gently.

309
00:22:42,963 --> 00:22:44,534
- You got it?
- Yeah.

310
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,194
OK, take her inside.

311
00:22:59,890 --> 00:23:01,303
Here she comes.

312
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,239
I've got her.

313
00:23:22,714 --> 00:23:24,089
Hurry up!

314
00:23:24,115 --> 00:23:26,029
All right! Bloody hell.

315
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,412
Here.

316
00:23:36,956 --> 00:23:39,214
- Ugh.
- Yeah.

317
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,685
They've grown.

318
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,474
Have they reached the stage of whatever?

319
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,990
The state of divination.

320
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:21,896
I don't know.

321
00:24:22,611 --> 00:24:24,026
How do you find out?

322
00:24:24,052 --> 00:24:26,013
I have to ask 'em a question.

323
00:24:33,613 --> 00:24:35,005
Go on, then.

324
00:24:35,404 --> 00:24:36,727
I don't know what to ask.

325
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,095
Mate, you told me what
you wanted to ask.

326
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,455
Yeah, but we should ask
them a test question first.

327
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,646
You know, see if it works.

328
00:24:45,957 --> 00:24:48,542
- So, what can they answer questions on?
- Anything.

329
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:51,971
The future, the past, anything.

330
00:24:53,432 --> 00:24:54,636
OK.

331
00:24:55,181 --> 00:24:56,620
OK, yeah.

332
00:24:58,261 --> 00:24:59,867
We'll use these. Yeah?

333
00:24:59,893 --> 00:25:02,315
Pick a card and get
it to tell us what it is.

334
00:25:02,476 --> 00:25:03,909
- OK.
- Yeah.

335
00:25:04,081 --> 00:25:06,011
- How will it tell us?
- Mate, I don't know.

336
00:25:09,192 --> 00:25:11,401
Go on, ask it. Talk to it.

337
00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:17,102
Do you want to play cards?

338
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,985
Yeah? Cards?

339
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:22,743
- Your Majesty.
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.

340
00:25:23,218 --> 00:25:25,935
Would you like to play
cards, Your Majesty?

341
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,930
OK.

342
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,946
OK, Your Majesty,

343
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,313
what card will I take
from the top of the deck?

344
00:25:43,399 --> 00:25:44,575
Oh, my God.

345
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,422
The four of hearts.

346
00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:49,615
Wait. Shuffle them again.

347
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,935
Why? He's chosen.

348
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,599
Yeah, but if he's predicting the
future, you can shuffle them again.

349
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:55,295
You can shuffle them as
many times as you like.

350
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,946
It won't make a difference.

351
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,880
Once more.

352
00:26:13,664 --> 00:26:16,445
- Holy shit.
- OK.

353
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,540
All right, Your Majesty, again.

354
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,134
Seven of diamonds?

355
00:26:32,736 --> 00:26:34,360
Well, I guess it works.

356
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,882
OK.

357
00:26:35,908 --> 00:26:39,215
OK, so we know that they
can predict the future.

358
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,735
What else can they do?
Can they solve a crime?

359
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,055
- Tell you your deepest secret?
- I suppose so.

360
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,751
- What about someone else's secret?
- Yeah. I suppose.

361
00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:50,054
Your Majesty, I would
like you to tell me...

362
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,689
when was the last time Michael cried?

363
00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:55,775
- Hang on, no. You can't do that!
- I'm just asking her a question!

364
00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:06,415
- Did you cry at Brokeback Mountain?
- Well, I mean,

365
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,255
- you know, it's a sad film.
- Brilliant!

366
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,639
OK, what else? What else can we ask?

367
00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:13,448
Are there any sports happening now?

368
00:27:13,474 --> 00:27:15,914
There must be, somewhere
in the world, right?

369
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,025
Yes. Here.

370
00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:23,254
Copenhagen versus Skanderborg,
Danish women's handball.

371
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,935
There's, like, ten minutes left.

372
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,025
OK, OK, so what do we ask?

373
00:27:27,748 --> 00:27:29,150
Your Majesty,

374
00:27:29,489 --> 00:27:30,760
right now,

375
00:27:30,993 --> 00:27:33,126
Ajax Kobenhavn...

376
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,743
It's "eye-ax".

377
00:27:35,345 --> 00:27:39,064
are playing Skanderborg
at home in Denmark.

378
00:27:39,146 --> 00:27:42,798
Can you tell me, will Copenhagen win?

379
00:27:45,053 --> 00:27:48,767
Ok. So the other team,
Skanderborg, are going to win.

380
00:27:50,258 --> 00:27:52,485
And what will the final score be?

381
00:27:54,236 --> 00:27:57,158
31-29.

382
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,150
OK. What's the score now?

383
00:27:59,338 --> 00:28:00,650
28 all.

384
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,673
Come on!

385
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,664
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

386
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,221
Come here!

387
00:28:30,172 --> 00:28:37,562
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