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You lose something?

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Oh, come on.

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You're still not talking to me?

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I said I was sorry.

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You know, I don't mind

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that you borrow my car without asking.

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I don't mind that you
never put gas in it.

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I don't even mind that
I have to pull my seat up

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all the way from Freaktown.

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But when I turn on the radio and
you've changed all my stations,

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that's when I snap.

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Hey, when I hear Kenny
G, that's when I snap.

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Where are you going?

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Oh, I'm just heading
out for a little bit.

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- Where?
- Got a thing.

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- What thing?
- I'm meeting a guy for a beer.

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- Who?
- You don't know him.

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Where are you going?
Who are you meeting?

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Surrender or before you
know it, you're a year older.

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My brother's in town.

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You have a brother?

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This is gonna make me late for work,

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but it's worth it.

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Why am I not meeting him?

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Maybe Adam's ashamed of you.

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Hey.

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You're not talking to me, Smooth Jazz.

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Tell me why I shouldn't be
incredibly hurt right now.

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We're not that close.

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The only reason I'm seeing
him is to sign some papers

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for our parents' estate.

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Estate?

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Don't get excited.

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It's a thousand bucks a year.

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Why my parents decided to dole it out

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until I'm 85 remains a mystery.

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Still, uh, after you've
gone, that grand goes to me?

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Go nuts.

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I'm an heiress.

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Adam, a hint.

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- Sleep with your eyes open.
- Already do.

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- I'll see you later.
- Wait.

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Why can't I meet him?

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What, was he born without a nose?

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Weird, floaty eye?

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Spits when he says,

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"sauteed spinach."

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Yes, it's all of those
things. Can I go now?

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No. I am meeting him and that's final.

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I'm not gonna win this, am I?

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You gave up those balls

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the minute you put a ring on her finger.

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Give me five minutes to change.

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First the legs, now you guys.

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The darkness is moving north.

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? ?

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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- Here you go, Bonnie.
- Well, thank you, Patrick.

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How gallant.

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- Sure beats a beer in my hotel lobby.
- You're gonna love it.

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Oh, waitress.

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God, I hate her.

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Welcome to the Rustic Fig.

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The one place I used to feel safe.

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I told you, she's a pistol.

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Wish I had one right now.

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Hey, Christy. I'm Patrick.

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- Really nice to meet you.
- Hi. Hi.

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Since Patrick's only in town
for the night, we thought we...

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- She thought.
- ... we'd come here.

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What better way for us all
to get to know each other?

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With me serving you food. Yay.

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Can I please have whatever kind of beer

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can get here fastest?

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Can you make that two?

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But take your time.

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And I'll have, let me see...

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uh...

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What's in a virgin mojito?

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Lime juice, cane sugar and my thumb.

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I'll have a water.

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Patrick, I'm so glad we're doing this.

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Oh, me, too. I didn't
even know you existed.

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- I didn't know you existed.
- You both exist.

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Should we figure out
what we're gonna eat?

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- Charming as ever, dude.
- Bite the big one, Pat.

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What fun.

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Oh, I'm getting a
picture of the two of you

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growing up together.

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Roughhousing

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out at the lake.

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I don't know. Was there a lake?

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There was an ocean.

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In fact, Adam taught me to surf.

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Man, you sure ran with that one.

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What does that mean?

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I own a company that makes surfboards.

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Wow, didn't waste any
time squeezing that one

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into the conversation.

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Okay, why don't we talk about

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how you hung out with Russell Crowe?

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He does work that one in a lot.

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We got drunk in Prague.
He threw a phone at me.

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It's a good story.

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The first seven times, am I right?

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I hear something different every time.

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Okay, two beers

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and one tap water

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with a splash of spit.

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Well, we definitely want appetizers.

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What do you recommend?

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Going to a different restaurant.

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Oh, Christy.

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- Tell me about the crab cakes.
- No.

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Your brother seems like a nice guy.

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Where in the world did you get that?

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Well, he paid for dinner

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while you were being a dick all night.

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That was my takeaway.

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I don't like the guy.

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I thought you might
have picked up on that

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when I told you I don't like the guy.

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Oh, come on.

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How many times did Christy tell everyone

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she hated me at dinner tonight?

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It's just something people say.

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At least it's over.
I never have to see him again.

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Yikes. What happened with you guys?

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He bang your prom date?

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Women aren't that important to me.

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Stare all you want;
I'm not taking it back.

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Ugh.

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It's not fair.

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I parade my dirty family laundry
in front of you every day.

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You owe me this.

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All right, fine.

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That surfboard company, my idea.

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I worked there. I helped get it started,

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but did he cut me in on the profits

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once it became a success?

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- I'm guessing no.
- Nothing.

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Well, that's ridiculous.
Those profits should be ours... yours.

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Thank you.

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God.

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- You know what really upset
me tonight? - Hmm?

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Discovering that my daughter
is a terrible waitress.

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I still don't think
you should've complained

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to the manager.

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How else is she gonna get better?

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Are you eating garbage cake?

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It was untouched.

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Anniversary dinner.

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He shot her a look when
she ordered the cake.

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Things went downhill fast.

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Well, in that case, hand me a fork.

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- Mm.
- Thank you.

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This is a surprise.
What brings you back?

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Ah, there's nothing good
in my hotel's garbage.

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I thought I was coming
back here for a nightcap.

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This is so much better.

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- You sure?
- Mmm.

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I got half a martini in here.

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Wait. There's a shrimp tail in it.

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No, I'm good.

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So, did you survive
dinner with my mother?

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Oh, my God, I love her.

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She's hilarious.

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No more cake for you.

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Hey, anybody gives my brother
a hard time is okay by me.

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To be perfectly honest,
um, I spent most of dinner

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waiting for you to
come back to the table.

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Oh, my God.

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Are you the one who
complained to my manager?

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No, it's just that every time
you came back to the table,

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things were... you know,

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really good.

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Sorry.

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I'm recently divorced.
I'm a little rusty.

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I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me?

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You couldn't tell?

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See, this is where
my rustiness comes in.

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Ah, newly divorced, too, huh?

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Nope, just good old rust.

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Well, um, what I'm trying to say is, uh,

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I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow,

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and if you happen to be free tomorrow

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and are amenable to what
I'm about to propose,

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I was thinking I could
stay an extra night

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for the express purpose
of taking you out tomorrow.

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Just to be clear, we're
talking about tomorrow?

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Yeah. Although it is midnight,

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so tomorrow is now today.

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So, uh... ... today.

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- I'd really like that.
- Oh, great. Great.

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I'll bring the oil can.

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For the rustiness.

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You know, Wizard of Oz.

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Not dry vagina.

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My God, I...

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I just said "dry vagina""

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And pointed.

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Okay, what do you think?

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Great. Let me see the tush.

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Damn it, I used to have a
cute, little booty like that.

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You will again.
You already lost six pounds.

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Mm, five. Paid 300 bucks

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for some black market
licorice last night.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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00:09:04,022 --> 00:09:05,688
Hey, Bonnie.

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You heard that, too, right?

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00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,086
It's Jill.

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00:09:09,088 --> 00:09:10,420
We're Skyping.

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You're awfully dressed up for that.

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- She's got a date.
- Really? With who?

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- Just a guy.
- Adam's brother.

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This is fun!

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But he left town.

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He decided to stay an extra
day just for little old me.

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Are you kidding me? You can't
go out with Adam's brother.

220
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And yet I've got my good bra
on, and I'm headed out the door.

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No, no, you don't get it.

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Adam really doesn't like him.

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I don't like you, but we eat
eight meals a week together.

224
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Wait. So why does Adam
not like his brother?

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I don't care! He's in town

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for one more night, and he asked me out

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like an awkward eighth
grader, so I'm going.

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Just so you know, you and
your bra are ruining my life.

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Oh, I miss you girls.

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Hello?

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Am I talking to an empty room?

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00:10:00,747 --> 00:10:03,292
God, I'm so hungry.

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Staircase.

234
00:10:22,816 --> 00:10:23,915
What's going on?

235
00:10:24,487 --> 00:10:28,086
What's going on is I
wanted some quality time

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with my man.

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Can we do that? Where's Christy?

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She had a date tonight.

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Oh, good for her. You know,

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I don't understand why some guy

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hasn't just swept her off her feet.

242
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,734
Well, I guess that thought
runs in your family,

243
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'cause your brother stayed
an extra day to take her out.

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Kiss me.

245
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:51,009
Bonnie. Bonnie.

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Adam. Oh, Adam...

247
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Wait, w-wait. Hang on a minute.

248
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Christy's on a date with Patrick?

249
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That's right. Let's get those pants off.

250
00:11:02,856 --> 00:11:05,223
- You know, you did this.
- What do you mean?

251
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I was just gonna go out
and have a drink with him

252
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and sign some papers, but no,

253
00:11:08,795 --> 00:11:10,328
you had to stick your nose in there

254
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and Bonnie it all up.

255
00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:14,599
Hey, I was gonna use this mouth

256
00:11:14,601 --> 00:11:16,634
to say I'm sorry, but
it can just as easily

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go eat a sandwich.

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00:11:21,608 --> 00:11:23,875
? ?

259
00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:28,614
- Oh...
- Oh...!

260
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:33,418
So, what's your favorite place to surf?

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Ah. Uh... Costa Rica, probably.

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00:11:37,457 --> 00:11:40,091
You know, one time I was, um,
waiting for a set to come in

263
00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:42,794
when I realized, suddenly,
that I was surrounded

264
00:11:42,796 --> 00:11:44,129
by dolphins.

265
00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:46,598
- Wow, that sounds beautiful.
- Ah.

266
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,733
Yeah, it was, until I realized

267
00:11:48,735 --> 00:11:51,069
the dolphins were surrounded by sharks,

268
00:11:51,071 --> 00:11:53,905
and that was the moment
I learned I could fly.

269
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:59,114
I took acid once and
learned I couldn't fly.

270
00:12:01,114 --> 00:12:02,347
- Duh...
- Oof...

271
00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:06,518
You know, we've been
playing for 20 minutes,

272
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,186
and neither one of us has made a shot.

273
00:12:08,188 --> 00:12:09,487
Yeah.

274
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,190
Well, that was pretty close.

275
00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:13,792
Should we just start counting those?

276
00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,828
I'll tell you where we went wrong.

277
00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:19,097
Not enough blue stuff
on the end of the thing.

278
00:12:20,618 --> 00:12:22,885
Step aside and watch me work.

279
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,358
Okay.

280
00:12:27,174 --> 00:12:30,074
- Wow!
- Whoo! Oh, my God, I got one in!

281
00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:31,754
I got one in.

282
00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:34,063
Not the one I wanted, but still.

283
00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:36,915
Toss me that magic blue cube.

284
00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:41,119
We are not leaving
until I sink one, too.

285
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:43,788
Don't you have to go back home tomorrow?

286
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,191
Well, actually,

287
00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:47,492
I'm taking a couple weeks off

288
00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:49,294
to surf my way down the coast.

289
00:12:49,296 --> 00:12:50,862
Oh.

290
00:12:50,864 --> 00:12:53,414
- Boy, that sounds great.
- Do you surf?

291
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,467
Nope. I can barely swim.

292
00:12:55,469 --> 00:12:57,435
That's why I don't take baths.

293
00:12:57,437 --> 00:12:59,771
I mean, I shower. I'm clean.

294
00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:02,140
Smart, beautiful, hygienic.

295
00:13:02,142 --> 00:13:05,243
Final box checked.

296
00:13:19,392 --> 00:13:21,751
Oh, God, what now?

297
00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:24,662
Your brother's staying another week

298
00:13:24,664 --> 00:13:26,831
to be with Christy.

299
00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:34,272
And to your left, more vineyards.

300
00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:36,641
You picked a hell of
a place to get sober.

301
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,109
I know, right?

302
00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:39,244
Could have moved to Utah,

303
00:13:39,246 --> 00:13:40,445
but where's the challenge in that?

304
00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:42,881
Yeah.

305
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,460
Lot of grapes.

306
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,468
What are those, red?

307
00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:51,226
See? It's like you live here.

308
00:13:52,273 --> 00:13:54,058
Hey, can I ask you something?

309
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,894
Sure.

310
00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,795
What's the deal with you and Adam?

311
00:13:57,797 --> 00:14:00,598
Oh, well, what can I say?

312
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,201
Uh, we used to be really tight.

313
00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:05,870
We started our business together,

314
00:14:05,872 --> 00:14:07,500
and six months later, he bailed.

315
00:14:07,774 --> 00:14:09,007
Left me high and dry.

316
00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:10,875
Wow.

317
00:14:10,877 --> 00:14:12,277
I can see why you're mad at him,

318
00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:14,122
but what's his problem?

319
00:14:14,401 --> 00:14:15,813
Oh, that's simple.

320
00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,749
I made the business into a success,

321
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:19,017
and now he's jealous.

322
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,586
That doesn't sound like the Adam I know.

323
00:14:21,588 --> 00:14:23,555
Well, it's the Adam I know.

324
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:25,490
But, hey, maybe your mom's had

325
00:14:25,492 --> 00:14:26,658
a good influence on him.

326
00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:38,636
This is a disaster. Adam is furious,

327
00:14:38,638 --> 00:14:39,938
and I'm out of lingerie.

328
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,873
But I'm happy.

329
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,208
Isn't that what moms are
supposed to want for their kids?

330
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,810
On what planet?

331
00:14:45,812 --> 00:14:47,445
You are standing in between me

332
00:14:47,447 --> 00:14:49,147
and a thousand dollars a year.

333
00:14:49,445 --> 00:14:53,013
- You are so selfish.
- You are so selfish.

334
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:55,520
What do you guys think?

335
00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:59,290
Look, they remembered we're here.

336
00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:01,370
- Well, I Th...
- Da-da-da!

337
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:05,930
You're obviously only
dating Patrick to annoy me.

338
00:15:05,932 --> 00:15:09,634
No, I am dating Patrick
because he's a nice guy.

339
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:11,769
Annoying you is a delightful bonus.

340
00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:15,811
I'm gonna shop for jeans.

341
00:15:16,843 --> 00:15:20,044
I'm confused... why is
Adam so upset about this?

342
00:15:20,272 --> 00:15:22,604
Because Adam and
Patrick hate each other.

343
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:25,327
- Why?
- Why does anyone ever fight? Money.

344
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:28,753
Well, maybe you two can
help them patch things up.

345
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:31,255
You were estranged for years
and found a way to reconnect,

346
00:15:31,257 --> 00:15:32,690
and it's been wonderful.

347
00:15:32,692 --> 00:15:35,026
- All right, settle down.
- I wouldn't go that far.

348
00:15:35,028 --> 00:15:37,028
Do you guys think I
could pull off overalls?

349
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:38,529
No.

350
00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:43,768
I'm just saying you
could be a good example

351
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:44,669
to these boys.

352
00:15:44,671 --> 00:15:46,971
Maybe. Got to admit,

353
00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:49,207
nobody knows decades of estrangement

354
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,542
and then a quasi-satisfying
makeup like we do.

355
00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:53,077
Yeah. Of course, if we had money,

356
00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:54,612
things could get dicey.

357
00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:58,049
If we had money, you'd
be dead by sundown.

358
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,431
Someone's at the door.

359
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,733
I'll get it.

360
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,160
- Hey, Adam. I like that shirt.
- Oh, thanks.

361
00:16:09,162 --> 00:16:11,129
Wow, why are you so dressed up?

362
00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,315
Oh, son of a bitch.

363
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:18,618
- Hey.
- Hi.

364
00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:23,074
Oh. Didn't know you'd be here.

365
00:16:23,076 --> 00:16:25,910
Why wouldn't I be here?
It's my fiancée's house.

366
00:16:25,912 --> 00:16:28,713
And another great talk. Can we go?

367
00:16:28,715 --> 00:16:31,983
Actually, I was thinking
you could come in for a sec.

368
00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:33,512
Ah...

369
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,754
I take it we're being set up?

370
00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:37,588
Looks like it.

371
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:41,426
Wow, isn't this a nice surprise.

372
00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:42,994
They're onto us, Mom.

373
00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:44,929
Then let's just jump right in.

374
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,698
We're trying to help you two ass-hats

375
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,965
be more like us.

376
00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,734
How is name-calling gonna help?

377
00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:51,269
What'd I say?

378
00:16:52,451 --> 00:16:54,972
Look, nobody's had more bad water

379
00:16:54,974 --> 00:16:57,975
under the bridge than me
and Amazon Prime over here.

380
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,184
But we got over it.

381
00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:02,420
And if we can, anyone can.

382
00:17:02,445 --> 00:17:04,612
So, sit.

383
00:17:11,624 --> 00:17:14,292
Okay, animosities. Go.

384
00:17:17,752 --> 00:17:19,430
Okay, why don't I help
get the ball rolling?

385
00:17:19,432 --> 00:17:21,332
Patrick, Adam is upset with you

386
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,601
because you hogged all the
surfboard money for yourself.

387
00:17:23,603 --> 00:17:25,336
What? Is that what you told her?

388
00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:27,305
Because that's what happened.

389
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,273
No, it's not.

390
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:31,743
Patrick was just a kid
starting up a business.

391
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:33,177
You're the one who bailed on him.

392
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:34,545
How did I bail on you?

393
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:35,780
You took off for Hollywood

394
00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:37,582
to start your big stuntman career.

395
00:17:37,584 --> 00:17:39,880
Hey, the surfboard business was my idea.

396
00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:41,986
I got it off the ground for you,

397
00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:44,188
and then something good
happened to me. I'm so sorry.

398
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:45,890
Off the ground?

399
00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,359
I worked 16-hour days without you.

400
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,494
I had to quit school.

401
00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:51,349
Oh, take off your skirt.

402
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,664
Our business was great,

403
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,066
and you didn't share a dime with me.

404
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,868
Oh, please. I don't
see you for ten years.

405
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,569
How is it still "our" business?

406
00:17:58,571 --> 00:17:59,704
I was working on movies.

407
00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:01,139
I-I was on location.

408
00:18:01,141 --> 00:18:03,174
I'm sorry I wasn't
there to hold your hand.

409
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,690
Kind of a soft argument. Step it up.

410
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:07,945
You know, I started this business

411
00:18:07,947 --> 00:18:10,225
to be with my brother, but since
all you care about is money,

412
00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:12,016
I'm happy to write you a check.

413
00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:13,050
I don't want your money.

414
00:18:15,722 --> 00:18:17,221
We're winning. Keep going.

415
00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:19,023
You know, if you wanted
to be with me so badly,

416
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:20,091
where were you

417
00:18:20,093 --> 00:18:21,225
when this happened?

418
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:23,161
- What?
- I was in the hospital for a year.

419
00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:25,396
Guys I hadn't seen since
high school came by.

420
00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:26,508
You never did.

421
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,834
- I wanted to be there.
- Then why the hell weren't you?

422
00:18:29,836 --> 00:18:31,068
Because I figured

423
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,837
I was the last person
you'd ever want to see.

424
00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:34,605
Why wouldn't I want to
see you? You're my brother.

425
00:18:35,932 --> 00:18:38,242
If I'd known that,

426
00:18:38,244 --> 00:18:40,645
I'd have been there in a second.

427
00:18:43,595 --> 00:18:46,295
I love you, man.

428
00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:52,219
I love you, too.

429
00:18:53,038 --> 00:18:54,422
Dude.

430
00:18:57,023 --> 00:18:59,562
Now would be the perfect
time to get that check.

431
00:19:05,141 --> 00:19:06,840
How did this happen?

432
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:08,809
My date's having dinner
with your fiancé,

433
00:19:08,811 --> 00:19:11,478
and I'm having my ninth
meal of the week with you.

434
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,548
Bringing them together
feels good, though, right?

435
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,694
Yeah, it does.

436
00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,686
We saved a family tonight.

437
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:22,089
I'm gonna say this to
you 'cause you get it,

438
00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,217
but I wouldn't say it out there.

439
00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:27,202
Heroes.

440
00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:31,256
It's the only word that works.

441
00:19:31,281 --> 00:19:33,944
Was a little weird
seeing those two crying.

442
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:35,943
Right? Not sexy.

443
00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:37,411
No.

444
00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:40,848
I will be asleep when
Adam gets home tonight.

445
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,614
You know, if things work out

446
00:19:43,639 --> 00:19:45,439
and we marry these guys...

447
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:47,254
... you'd be my mother

448
00:19:47,256 --> 00:19:49,642
and my
sister-in-law.

449
00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:56,117
And you'd be married
to your step-uncle...

450
00:19:57,066 --> 00:20:00,534
... which would make you your own niece.

451
00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:03,971
The sad part is,

452
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,840
not the weirdest thing we've ever done.

453
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:08,676
Not even close.

454
00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:11,590
But still...

455
00:20:12,348 --> 00:20:14,112
heroes.

456
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:19,832
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