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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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Are you watching him next door?

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No!

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So? You're always spying on him.

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Aw, Bev, he's filling buckets AGAIN.
Oh...

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Right.

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Chaffinch.

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Says 'ere that they "typically breed
between late April and early May,

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"with an incubation
period around 15 days

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"with roughly 11 to 18 fledge days".

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What are you going on about?

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Well, that was his excuse, why
he couldn't cut the hedge

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- chaffinches nesting.

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Well, not if they're "typically breeding
between late April "and early May".

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You're obsessed, Clive.
Just leave him alone.

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Anyway, I like him. I think he's funny.

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- Funny?
- Yeah. Quirky. Interesting.

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Not boring.

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"Funny"!

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Your Majesty.

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Ma'am.

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Oh, God...

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Where's Oscar with the wheelbarrow?

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- What's going on?
- None of your business.

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- Did you steal this van?
- Found it. They left the coins.

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Well, you can't take them.

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Why not? Finders keepers.

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There's nothing left.

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Where do you live?

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What school do you go to?

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- I should call the police.
- Piss off, Grandad.

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If you do, I'll tell them
you showed us your dick.

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Get 'em all in.

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Yeah, I mean, it was all right,

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but I doubt I'll watch
any more episodes.

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It's just...

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I find I can't believe him
in serious roles any more,

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not since I saw him crying in his pants

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in "I'm a Celebrity...
Get Me Out of Here!".

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Right.

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Like, I'm sure he plays a really
convincing hospice worker,

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but once you've seen someone chewing
down a kangaroo's anus on ITV

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it's hard to suspend
your disbelief, innit?

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- Oh, my God, is that Kaitlin Thorncroft?
- Who?

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- The newsreader.
- I've got absolutely no idea.

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It is her. Oh, my God. I'm
going to go and talk to her.

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Hiya! Do you need any help?

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Yes, please. I do not
know what I'm doing.

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I've got this pipe spewing
water on the patio.

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I just need to stop it
or seal it or something.

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This came off. It's split.

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Let's get you over to
the plumbing aisle.

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Yeah, so this bit goes
on the hose pipe first,

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and then this bit screws into
that and that should do it.

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That's amazing. Thank you so much.

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What's your name?

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- Kacey.
- Yeah.

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- Thank you again, Kacey.
- You're welcome.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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It's nice to meet you.

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Are you all right?

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What happened?

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- Did you see her?
- Yeah.

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- What happened? Why are you upset?
- She was just so...

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I don't know, so friendly
and, oh, my God,

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just so confident and successful.

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And she asked my name, but then she
saw my badge, and it's just...

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It's like she's not going
back to a shit, damp flat

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with mould in the bathroom, is she?

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And she even smelled nice!

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Is this an official break? Because
I don't remember telling anyone...

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Is she...?

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- What?
- Crying?

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It looks like it, yes.

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What's wrong with her?

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Get out!

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Let's get out of here.

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This cafe's named after the
dog that found the World Cup.

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Pickles.

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Are you OK now?

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Yeah.

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Thanks. Sorry.

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I don't know what came over me.

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So... Sorry, what's her name?

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Kaitlin Thorncroft.

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- Kaitlin Thorncroft. Is she...?
- Is she what?

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- Is she your favourite, or something?
- No.

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I haven't thought about her
twice before in my life.

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She's just someone off the telly.

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But it was...

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It was like looking through
a window into another life.

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She had a driver. Did you see?

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Not a cabbie. A driver, someone who
just, like, drives her around.

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I don't know, it was just weird,

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seeing her in real life, in the shop.

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Yeah. Yeah, I think I get it.

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She had a patio. Have you got a patio?

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I think so.

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I certainly used to have a patio.

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I haven't seen it for a while.

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Imagine having a job you
actually gave a fuck about.

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So what would you be doing?

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In an ideal world, what job
would you give a fuck about?

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I know exactly what I'd be doing.

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What?

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- I'm not telling you.
- Why not?

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Because it's ridiculous.
It's impossible.

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Well, it isn't, because
you thought of it.

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- Honestly, it's stupid.
- Tell me.

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- No.
- Tell me!

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I want to be in Neighbours.

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Pardon? Neighbours?

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No, see, cos you're going
to laugh, and it's...

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I'm not laughing. Neighbours,
the Australian soap opera?

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Yes.

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Sorry, you want to be in
Neighbours as an actor?

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Yes.

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- Are you an actor?
- No.

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Mate, you can be in Neighbours. Why not?

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You just have to, you know, "believe".

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Wait a minute, wasn't
Neighbours cancelled?

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Yes.

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Don't worry, we'll bring it back.
I'll start a crowd-funder.

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What sort of character would you be?

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Would you be, like, the quirky
English character that's just...

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You don't think I could do Australian?

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- Right, you're an Australian character?
- Well, yeah, they're all Australian in it.

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- Can you do the accent?
- Shut up. I wish I hadn't said anything.

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Bloody hell, Kace, I
think that is fantastic.

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I'm going to help you.

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I'm just trying to think,
have I got any contacts

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within the Australian
Broadcasting Corporation?

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We can figure that out.

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We will bring back Neighbours,
and you will be in it.

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Oh, yes, you WILL be in it. Cheers.

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REALLY annoyed that Gordon saw me cry.

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- Why?
- Because.

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He saw a weakness. He'll
use it against me.

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Crying isn't a weakness.

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When was the last time you cried?

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I don't cry. It's a weakness.

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- Seriously, though, you do cry?
- No, really, I don't.

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Can't remember the last time I cried.

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Nah, I bet you sob yourself
to sleep every night.

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Don't, like... tell anyone.

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About the Neighbours thing, yeah?

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- Not even Brigham?
- Oh, you better not.

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Oh, yeah -

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You know when you were at the pub
last week and you were drunk?

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- Wasn't drunk.
- Right.

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Well, you know when we were
at the pub for Andre's birthday?

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What is it that you
were growing in jars?

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You kept going on about these creatures
you were growing in your shed.

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- Magical Sea-Monkeys or summat.
- Did I say that?

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Was that just to you or to everyone?

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- To everyone.
- Shite!

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- I must have been drunk.
- Yeah.

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Well, can you see 'em yet,

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or are they still invisible
to the naked human eye?

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No, they're visible now.

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Well, three of 'em.
They're about this size.

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And what were they called again?

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- Homunculi.
- Homunculi.

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Can I come and see them, then?

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I wasn't supposed to tell anyone.

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I can't believe I said that in the pub.

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- Do you think they'll remember?
- I doubt it. They were all leathered.

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Can I come and see them?

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Reluctant face emoji.

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Come on. I told you about
the Neighbours thing.

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Maybe.

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OK.

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But you mustn't mention it to ANYONE.

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- When?
- Weekend, maybe?

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Michael! Mike!

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How's your homunculi?

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Oh, bloody hell!

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He's not answering his phone.
Here he is. This is him.

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Michael Sleep?

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Yes.

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Did you witness a robbery this morning?

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No. I don't think so.

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A security van?

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Oh, yeah. God! Yes. Sorry, yes, I did.

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Some kids were robbing the coins.
Little...

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Can we have a word?

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- How many kids?
- Four. Or five.

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Or six.

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One of them had a wheelbarrow.

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- And why didn't you report it?
- I was going to,

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but then I heard your
sirens coming, so...

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As a witness to a crime, do you
not think you should have stayed

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and reported what you saw?

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They said they were going to tell
you that I'd exposed myself.

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- Why did you expose yourself?
- No, I didn't.

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But that's what they said
they were going to say,

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and I didn't want to stick
around and be accused of it.

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Sorry, what are you writing?

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"Constable Sergeant."

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Mhh?

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Nothing.

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_

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- Did you see which way they went?
- Not really.

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Do you think you could
recognise any of them again?

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It's unlikely. They were kids.
They were just grubby kids.

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Oh, one of them had jam on its face.

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What kind?

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- Of jam?
- Yes.

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Apricot. That's just a guess.

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What are you doing? What are you doing?
Get back to work.

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Michael, do you mind telling
me what the hell's going on?

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I saw some kids robbing a van on the
way to work. That's it, Gordon.

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I can't have police
officers marching in here,

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questioning my staff.
How do you think that looks?

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Hello, Hilary?

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- Yes, I'll be right there.
- No.

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Yes, I'm on my way. OK.

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I've got to go. Me dad's
had a fall at the home.

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I didn't "have a fall".
I tripped over the effing cat.

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- Is that not having a fall?
- No. It's entirely different.

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A "fall" is what old people do when
they can't be arsed to concentrate

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on standing up properly.

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Number one, I'm not old
enough to have a fall.

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You're pushing 90, Dad.

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Number two, I tripped
over an effing cat.

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Well, we'll get the
doctor to check you over,

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make sure you haven't
fractured anything.

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Can you leave us alone, please?
I need to talk to my son.

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Hey, Dad, don't be rude to Hilary.

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Well, I said "please", didn't I?

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- In a rude way, yes.
- It's all right.

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- Do you want a cuppa?
- I'm all right. Thanks, Hilary.

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So... how's it going? Are they growing?

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- Are you sure you're all right, Dad?
- Yes. The prophets.

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You said you've seen them. Are
they moving? Are they eating?

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I can see three.

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The other jars are empty,
as far as I can tell.

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Which three?

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Well, I think one of them is the king.
He's got a crown.

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Yeah, good, that's right.
And the others?

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Maybe a queen, maybe an angel.

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That'll be the seraph, yeah.

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You've got to keep on top
of the water changes

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and the feeding.

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And continue to chant.
It makes them strong.

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Dad, what are they?

249
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:07,762
They look like people trapped in jars.

250
00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:10,570
What am I doing? Should
I even be doing this?

251
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,874
No, no, you mustn't
anthropomorphise them.

252
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:16,280
They're not people. They're not
even physical half the time.

253
00:16:16,314 --> 00:16:17,837
They're supernatural.

254
00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:20,207
They don't abide by the laws of nature.

255
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,765
They have a different set of rules

256
00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,866
which we're not even
close to understanding.

257
00:16:23,892 --> 00:16:26,515
Then how do I know how
to look after them?

258
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,796
I mean, they look as though they're in
pain. They look like they're suffering.

259
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,286
Well, there you go again,
anthropomorphising.

260
00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:35,855
They exist in a different realm.
They want to tell the truth,

261
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,055
they need to tell the truth,
so you keep them fulfilled

262
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,726
by asking them the questions
you need to know.

263
00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:45,384
It says in the book they have
to be buried in horse manure

264
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:47,854
until they reach the
State of Divination.

265
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,116
Oh, yeah.

266
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:52,023
Yeah, venter equinus.
Bowels of the horse, yes.

267
00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:54,548
But I think any farmyard manure
will probably do the trick.

268
00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:56,754
Right. It's to keep them warm?

269
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,926
- Can't I just whack the heating up?
- No, no, no.

270
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,295
Trust the recipe,
son, it's all there.

271
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,395
It's as much to do with decomposition,

272
00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:05,557
the breaking down of living materials

273
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:09,023
to transfer life and
vitality to the prophets.

274
00:17:12,305 --> 00:17:14,120
I'll pop back later.

275
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,263
I am sorry about him
being snappy with you.

276
00:17:16,289 --> 00:17:19,442
Bloody hell, that's nothing, love. You
should hear some of the names I get called.

277
00:17:19,468 --> 00:17:22,453
- Is he OK?
- Yes. He's just a bit confused.

278
00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,925
I'll pop back later.

279
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:26,250
Hey, did he tell you he
had a visitor earlier?

280
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:28,977
- Dad did?
- Yeah. Was it your brother-in-law?

281
00:17:29,072 --> 00:17:31,407
Roy? Clea's brother? He came here?

282
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,672
Oh, that's all right, is it? Your
dad seemed to recognise him.

283
00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:36,211
Yes, it's fine. Do you
know what he wanted?

284
00:17:36,314 --> 00:17:39,328
Well, he said he was just
passing, wanted to say hello.

285
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,343
Fine. Cool.

286
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:43,136
Thanks.

287
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,895
Roy, it's Michael. I don't
want you visiting my dad.

288
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,453
I don't know what you want from him,

289
00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:54,880
but practical strangers
turning up just confuses him,

290
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,495
and, you
know, he has his routines.

291
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:01,815
Please don't visit him without me
there or without telling me first.

292
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,480
It confuses him.

293
00:18:04,699 --> 00:18:05,914
Bye.

294
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,621
Hello, Michael.

295
00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:16,625
Hello.

296
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,263
It's funny... Don't know if you
remember you saying you...

297
00:18:20,289 --> 00:18:22,576
Remember you said you couldn't cut
your hedge because there were...

298
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,695
birds nesting? Chaffinches,
I think you said.

299
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,922
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, well, I was just...

300
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,335
having a look at this
bird book, and it's...

301
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,235
I just noticed that it said that...

302
00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:33,828
that they nest in, springtime.

303
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,187
- Really?
- Yeah.

304
00:18:36,842 --> 00:18:39,524
Apparently, all garden birds do, so...

305
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,727
Yeah.

306
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,080
That's when they...

307
00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:47,297
That's when they nest, so...

308
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,531
Terrifying.

309
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:52,483
What is?

310
00:18:53,545 --> 00:18:55,321
Climate change.

311
00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:01,261
- Hello, Michael!
- Bev.

312
00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:05,628
Cheerio.

313
00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:45,433
Michael, it's Roy. Give us a ring
back when you get this message.

314
00:19:45,513 --> 00:19:48,834
Listen, mate, it wasn't me that
came to visit your dad at the home.

315
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,240
I don't know who it
was, but it wasn't me.

316
00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:55,865
So you need to find out who's
saying they're me and...

317
00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:57,920
what it is that they want from your dad.

318
00:19:58,324 --> 00:20:01,204
Give us a ring back, yeah? Cheers. Bye.

319
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:11,983
Hello.

320
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,967
It's Roy, isn't it?

321
00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:15,505
Yeah. Hello.

322
00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:16,834
I'm Bea.

323
00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:19,075
I was a friend of your sister Clea.

324
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,694
- I think we met once, a long time ago.
- Oh. OK.

325
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,175
Yeah, I worked with Clea for a while.
We did the antiques stalls together.

326
00:20:26,201 --> 00:20:28,092
I remember. Second-hand
books, wasn't it?

327
00:20:28,118 --> 00:20:31,147
- Do you hear from her?
- No. She...

328
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:33,005
I mean, she... You know.

329
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,629
- She went missing.
- Yeah, of course.

330
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:39,175
Yeah, I was just... wondering
if anything had changed.

331
00:20:39,201 --> 00:20:42,280
- What's your name again?
- Bea. Beatrice.

332
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:45,714
Do you want to... get a coffee?

333
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,576
Yeah, OK.

334
00:20:51,088 --> 00:20:53,943
What's it been, five
years since she went?

335
00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:54,977
Nearly seven.

336
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,147
- Oh, wow, is it that long?
- Yeah.

337
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,655
- Yeah, I guess it is.
- You still doing the antiques place?

338
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,177
Oh, no, that place closed
down a long time ago now.

339
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,735
God, do you know what? I've just
remembered that Clea used to rent

340
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,838
a storage unit to keep some
of the extra stock in.

341
00:21:14,819 --> 00:21:17,765
- Oh, yeah?
- I wonder what happened to it.

342
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,430
I don't think there was much
in it by the end, but...

343
00:21:20,456 --> 00:21:22,551
Yes, I don't know. You'd
have to ask her partner.

344
00:21:22,577 --> 00:21:24,277
He kept everything as it was.

345
00:21:24,303 --> 00:21:27,336
He still thinks she's going to walk
through the front door one of these days.

346
00:21:28,651 --> 00:21:30,731
It must have been so hard for...

347
00:21:32,185 --> 00:21:33,638
Oh, God.

348
00:21:33,797 --> 00:21:35,583
I've forgotten his name.

349
00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:40,643
- Hamish.
- Of course, Hamish.

350
00:21:40,857 --> 00:21:42,208
Poor Hamish.

351
00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:45,064
Do you have his number? Is
he still at the same place?

352
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,200
Why don't you give me your number?
I'll get him to give you a ring.

353
00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,574
Morning, Olive!

354
00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:01,972
Morning, Michael! You well?

355
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:05,839
Yes, yes. I'm very good,
thank you, Olive.

356
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,975
What ARE you up to? That
looks like hard work.

357
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,575
Yep. I've decided it's time
to go for the fake grass.

358
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,175
- Fake grass?
- Yep, the old Astroturf.

359
00:22:16,272 --> 00:22:19,127
I swore I wouldn't, but needs must.

360
00:22:19,474 --> 00:22:21,863
Are you sure that's not carpet, Olive?

361
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,415
Carpet? No.

362
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,735
Because it looks like it's
got a pattern from here.

363
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,255
- Has it?
- Where did you get it from?

364
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,589
A fella came to the door.
He had it in a van.

365
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,183
Let's have a look.

366
00:22:49,088 --> 00:22:52,583
Sorry, Olive, that is
definitely deep-pile carpet.

367
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,806
Fucking hell!

368
00:22:55,154 --> 00:22:56,780
How much did you pay for it?

369
00:22:56,951 --> 00:22:58,246
I'm not telling you.

370
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,360
It looks like it's acrylic, so you
never know, it might last a while.

371
00:23:04,234 --> 00:23:07,129
- At least it's green.
- Exactly. At least it's green.

372
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280
And I quite like the paisley.

373
00:23:20,287 --> 00:23:21,352
Hiya!

374
00:23:26,721 --> 00:23:27,859
Hello.

375
00:23:29,259 --> 00:23:31,007
What are you doing here?

376
00:23:31,382 --> 00:23:34,921
- I'm good, thanks. How are you?
- Sorry. I wasn't expecting you.

377
00:23:35,103 --> 00:23:37,068
I've come to see your Sea-Monkeys.

378
00:23:37,763 --> 00:23:40,757
- It isn't really convenient.
- Come on, mate, you said.

379
00:23:41,938 --> 00:23:44,023
All right. Quick, come in.

380
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,015
Mind the, brambles and the nettles.

381
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,456
- And the barbed wire.
- And the barbed wire.

382
00:24:08,635 --> 00:24:09,800
Hang on.

383
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,878
They don't like it too bright.

384
00:24:13,171 --> 00:24:14,355
Right...

385
00:24:15,011 --> 00:24:17,292
It's like an opium den in here.

386
00:24:17,363 --> 00:24:20,004
- Or a brothel.
- Don't touch anything.

387
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,354
I wasn't going to.

388
00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:26,883
Are you ready?

389
00:24:27,129 --> 00:24:29,824
Ready? I don't know. Should
I be scared or summat?

390
00:24:29,907 --> 00:24:31,696
No! Definitely not.

391
00:24:31,781 --> 00:24:35,516
They can sense fear. It
makes them freak out.

392
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:36,922
OK...

393
00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:46,798
What am I looking for?

394
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,280
Tap on the glass gently.

395
00:24:55,284 --> 00:24:57,986
Hey, that's cool. How do
you get it to do that?

396
00:25:11,632 --> 00:25:14,505
- What the fuck! What the fuck is that?!
- Shush!

397
00:25:14,539 --> 00:25:18,095
Don't shout, you're
stressing him out! Please!

398
00:25:18,127 --> 00:25:19,999
I am so sorry.

399
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,655
Kacey!

400
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,815
And they need to get this squeaky clean.

401
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,415
- They don't want to be over a barrel!
- Keep your voice down!

402
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,390
Michael, seriously, what
the fuck was that?!

403
00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:35,094
I told you, a homunculus.
That was the king one.

404
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,367
- You've completely terrified him.
- Oh, I'VE terrified HIM?

405
00:25:38,802 --> 00:25:40,365
Hello, Bev!

406
00:25:48,884 --> 00:25:50,224
Are the others...

407
00:25:50,603 --> 00:25:51,830
like that?

408
00:25:51,856 --> 00:25:55,013
Yeah. They're all different
but, yeah, similar.

409
00:25:57,501 --> 00:25:58,685
OK.

410
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,057
OK, now I know what to expect...

411
00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:04,615
Seriously, though, if you
yell again like that...

412
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,638
I won't. Shut up. I'm ready.

413
00:26:06,716 --> 00:26:08,536
Now I'm ready.

414
00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:37,624
Oh, my God. I don't know
what I'm looking at.

415
00:26:40,193 --> 00:26:42,928
- Can they see me?
- I don't think so.

416
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,405
I think they just sense
that you're there.

417
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:48,100
Are they all right?

418
00:26:48,504 --> 00:26:50,405
They look fucked.

419
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:55,054
Are they, like, people?

420
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,483
No. They're prophesying spirits.

421
00:26:59,905 --> 00:27:01,866
This is mental.

422
00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:06,470
And you can ask them
questions about the future?

423
00:27:06,495 --> 00:27:07,615
About anything,

424
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,944
once they reach a certain size.

425
00:27:10,073 --> 00:27:13,272
And they will always
answer with the truth.

426
00:27:13,562 --> 00:27:16,624
- How does that work, then?
- I don't know.

427
00:27:19,326 --> 00:27:21,006
What are you going to ask them?

428
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,160
If Clea's ever going to come back.

429
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,040
What if they say no?

430
00:27:33,388 --> 00:27:35,388
I'll ask if she loved me.

431
00:27:37,729 --> 00:27:39,470
I just need to know...

432
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:41,720
if I can move on.

433
00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:46,788
Can I ask 'em summat?

434
00:27:47,552 --> 00:27:49,648
If you'll ever be in Neighbours?

435
00:27:51,441 --> 00:27:53,121
What if they say no?

436
00:27:54,454 --> 00:27:56,454
Well, then, I can stop hoping.

437
00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:26,946
Are you hearing this? I don't
know who the hell she is.

438
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,067
And have you seen that
oil slick out there?

439
00:28:29,093 --> 00:28:32,025
And he's the one who claims to
be concerned about wildlife.

440
00:28:32,158 --> 00:28:34,853
There'll be albatrosses flapping about
in that by the end of next week,

441
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,064
because you know as well I do
he won't be cleaning it up.

442
00:28:59,827 --> 00:29:05,608
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