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What the?

2
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Oh, I see you met Gah.

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What kind of a name is Gah?

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Gah!

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Gah!

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Can you pass me a fizzy drink?

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Gah!

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Gah!

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It's short for Godfrey.

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I'm leaving 20 minutes early.
Union business.

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And why do you have handcuffs?

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Frank said he always wanted
to transport money

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or nuclear codes this way.

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And before you ding me
for not wearing a black suit,

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it no longer fits after
the gains I've made in the gym.

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- 'Kay.
- The union collected $5,000

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for Matt with the ponytail's
medical expenses.

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- Aww.
- Life is funny.

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You spend 20 years growing a ponytail,

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only to have it violently
ripped from your scalp

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during a routine
cat on a baggage carousel call.

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Uh, Matt is one of our boys
from the two-three,

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and I don't trust Frank
to have this money.

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I should take it since Templeton's out

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with the bubble guts.

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Well, of course he is.

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I've never once seen him wash his hands.

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And I'm not just giving you $5,000 cash.

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I'm union rep, it's my responsibility.

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Well, why don't you two
just go together?

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- Back off!
- Yeah.

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- Don't make us strike.
- You have no say in this, suit.

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I don't wanna go nowhere with this man.

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- It's union business.
- Okay?

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Maybe we should just go together.

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- It's a great idea.
- Okay.

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Shoot.

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Ugh, this is why I don't trust you.

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Those were the best cuffs
they had at the magic shop!

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Fine. I'll just carry
the money in my dumb pockets.

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Jellybean is all cleaned up.

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He doesn't smell like meth anymore,

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so he is ready for adoption.

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Yeah, hopefully he doesn't
get adopted by another

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drug-dealing biker.

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Who's daddy's in jail?
Your daddy's in jail.

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Patel, you and Shred are still good

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to stay late tonight and do inventory?

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Anything to help.

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Miss a double sleepover
and get paid overtime.

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And no movies tonight, okay?

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'Cause you get distracted
and then your count's

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all over the place.

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I'm gonna do some inventory too,

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of tequila shots down my throat
'cause we're going out.

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- Mm-hmm.
- You're gonna change, right?

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Oh, I wasn't going to, but I could...

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maybe take the blazer off.

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Girls gone wild.

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Hey, Parker stopped by while
you were out in the field,

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and I'm sorry to report...

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he was lookin' tasty.

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Hi, Victoria.

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Bettany should be handing
you a bag right now.

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Ugh. I was supposed to wait for my cue.

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It's all the things of
yours that I needed to return.

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And...

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also a note.

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Bye, V.

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And just like that, he was gone.

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Poof.

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Aww.

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Oh, my phone charger! Nice.

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I've been using Patel's
and his is really sticky.

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I have kids, everything's sticky.

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Hey, are-are you okay?

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I know the post breakup
drop off can be kinda tricky.

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Yeah. I'm fine.

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Parker's note?

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Whoa, you're just gonna throw that away?

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You're not gonna read it?

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I already know what it's gonna say.

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It's gonna say "I-I love you,
I miss you".

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You're the greatest
thing that ever happened to me,

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blah blah blah.

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No, but it could help with your closure.

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Or more importantly,
could help with my closure.

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I love this stuff.

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The only closure I need
is closing the bar tab

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tomorrow morning,
'cause I'm gonna forget

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- to close it tonight.
- Mm-hmm.

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Go do the rest of your makeup,
and then we can go.

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Oh, all done.
I'm going for a "no makeup"

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makeup look, so... thank you.

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- It's finished?
- Mm-hmm.

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Templeton's belly better stop
gurgling by tomorrow.

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I am rudderless without that man.

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I had to get my own
cortado this morning.

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How many times are you
gonna count the money?

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As many times as it takes
to know you didn't skim

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anything off the top.

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See, and now I lost my concentration.

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I gotta start all over.

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Please don't do that.

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Wha... it's freezing.

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Shivering burns away white fat.

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White fat?

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Wasn't that your nickname
at the academy?

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Wha...?

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Wha... wha... You child locked me!

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Oh, that's for Shred.
Otherwise, he doesn't stop

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saying good morning to passersby.

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Whatever.

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Denied. Denied.

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Denied! Denied!

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- Denied. Denied! Denied!
- No, no!

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- No!
- No! Oh no!

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Pull over!

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I'm trying, I'm trying!

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I'm sure it's nothing.
I'll check the basement.

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Ahh! Oh!

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Well, this is surprisingly scary
for a DVD

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I got at the car wash.

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Relax, there probably won't be
another jump scare for, like,

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- ten minutes.
- Yeah.

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Jeez.

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What are you doing here?

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I promised Emily I would
submit the employee

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health insurance paperwork,
but I totally dropped the ball,

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and I never drop the ball.
I'm Jerry Rice.

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If Emily finds out,
she'll be devastated.

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And it sounds like we'll lose
our health insurance?

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- That too.
- Hey, we didn't see you here.

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You didn't see us watching this movie.

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Okay, fine.

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Uh, yeah, you got this, Bettany.

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- Me?
- Yeah, you do reception.

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Go recept.

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I'll go get it.

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Can I help you, sir?

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Yeah. I'm here to get my dog.

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Jellybean.

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Uh, J-Jellybean's owner's in jail.

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Was in jail.

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Congratulations on your freedom.

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Unfortunately, we do need

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proof of ownership.

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I'm here now, that's proof enough.

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Excuse me.

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Your passionate plea
has not fallen on deaf ears.

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I will go get him.

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Hey!

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That's how you handle that.

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Uh, why is he walking
around to the side?

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You locked the door to
the annex kennel, right?

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I have in the past, yes.

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Jellybean!

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Run!

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Come on, Jellybean!

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Jellybean!

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Jellybean!

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Where are you?

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Mmm!

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So they did give you that free refill.

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You didn't answer my question.

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Oh, um... I guess missionary...

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would be my dream job.

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Hey, I brought something.

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I swear to God, if you brought
your homemade trivia cards

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about historical women...

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Oh, yeah, no, I did. But also...

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- Parker's letter.
- Mm-hmm.

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I don't wanna read that.

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What? Are you sure?

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I mean, you can't act like
your whole relationship

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never existed, that's not healthy.

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See, I prefer our dynamic when
I give you relationship advice.

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You're not even a little curious?

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Uh... no.

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But clearly you are.

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Okay, yeah, I'm dying to read it.

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I held it up to the X-ray light,

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but I guess it only works on bones.

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- Okay. Go on.
- Really?

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Yeah, you can read it,
you dirty little dumpster diver.

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Okay.

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How desperate does he seem?

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On a scale of one to mailing me his ear.

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Um, I guess like, uh, one?

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Here's your phone charger.
I hope your battery stays

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at 100 percent for
the rest of your life.

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Because you bought so much
electricity into mine.

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And just know that I'm sorry
for the way that I ended things.

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What?

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See, I think that's so nice.

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Does Parker think that
he broke up with me?

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Yeah, I guess so. But my main takeaway

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is that he still has very
warm feelings towards you,

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and he really knows how to milk
a phone charger metaphor.

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Right?

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It's unbelievable.

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Yeah. Oh.

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Oh, you're drinking that
blue drink pretty fast.

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Let's just water that down a bit.

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Okay, so we have a lot
less than when we started.

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- How much did you grab?
- Here.

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I grabbed 200 out of the air,

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300 off the ground,
and the rest went in the river.

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Okay, so that means we have
a total of about $800?

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Matt's on a lot of painkillers.

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We could probably
convince him that's 5K.

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No! We cannot do that to him.

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He's been through enough already.

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We either own up, replace the money,

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or say we got mugged.

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No one would believe I would get mugged.

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At gunpoint?

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Everyone knows I would rather die.

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So, we should probably do
the right thing

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and tell Matt that you let him down.

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No, really, it was you.

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But I do think we should tell the truth.

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We have nothing
if we don't have our honor.

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The difference between
me and these losers

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is that I'm not gambling.

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I got a system, and it works
every time I've won.

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Well, I have a better system
and I care about Matt

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more than you do,
so I'm placing the bet.

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This has nothing to do with
Matt with the ponytail.

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This has to do with
saving my ass and yours.

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I mean, what's left of it
after the emu attack.

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Look, I factor in pedigree,
odds, and squareness

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of jockey jaw.

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I have a guaranteed winner in race four.

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Well, I don't tell a lot of people this,

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but I'm a bit of an animal psychic.

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Make your jokes.

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I don't laugh at the clinically insane.

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My system is I can look
into the animal's eyes

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and get a read on how they're feeling.

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If they're confident,
scared, or aroused.

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Well, why don't you look at
their legs and see if they're fast?

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And I made eye contact
during their entry trot,

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and I have a horse for race four.

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We're going with Welcome Back Trotter.

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Damn.

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It seems we are unlikely
partners in this.

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Should we bet it all?

249
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Scared money don't make money.

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Give me my dog back!

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Jellybean!

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You think we should call the cops?

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So they can laugh in my face again?

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Oh, I need the download on that.

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Well, Patel got the call when
the cops raided the biker bar.

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He dressed in full tactical.

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How was I supposed to know
when they said "dangerous dog"

258
00:09:50,748 --> 00:09:51,957
they were talking about this sweetie?

259
00:09:51,981 --> 00:09:53,763
- Let's just call Emily.
- No way!

260
00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:54,975
She can't find out I was working on

261
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,803
those insurance forms,
especially since I told her

262
00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,238
I finished them two weeks ago.

263
00:09:58,262 --> 00:09:59,842
Also, we left that movie on.

264
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,533
She'd take away
our screen time for good.

265
00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:04,676
Gah!

266
00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,278
Shh!

267
00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:07,925
Maybe he didn't hear.

268
00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:09,251
Oh, he heard!

269
00:10:09,653 --> 00:10:10,898
Oh, here's a good one.

270
00:10:10,922 --> 00:10:13,101
What disease did Mary Mallon carry?

271
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,437
I can't believe you brought those.

272
00:10:14,461 --> 00:10:15,405
Ehh! Time's up.

273
00:10:15,429 --> 00:10:17,878
I'm sorry, Victoria,
the answer was typhoid.

274
00:10:17,902 --> 00:10:20,216
Although, technically,
Mary was asymptomatic.

275
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,251
Sorry, I just...

276
00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:24,849
Ahh... ju... our...
our breakup was mutual.

277
00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:26,863
If anything, I got the ball rolling.

278
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,834
I've listened to enough
Sheryl Crow to know that

279
00:10:28,858 --> 00:10:30,537
there are two sides to every breakup.

280
00:10:30,561 --> 00:10:32,206
But losing love is so hard, I mean,

281
00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,444
I can't imagine how much
you're hurting right now.

282
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,039
I don't get dumped.

283
00:10:36,072 --> 00:10:37,117
I...

284
00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:38,385
My record is clean.

285
00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:39,779
Dump free, baby.

286
00:10:39,812 --> 00:10:41,157
Yeah. What about Fiona?

287
00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:44,097
Fiona doesn't count.
She was a billionaire outlier,

288
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,168
and, I mean, we weren't
even in a relationship.

289
00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:48,874
Look, his stupid note
is written on the back of

290
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,111
a bar crawl schedule
from a youth hostel.

291
00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:53,215
So, you really
don't have a type, do you?

292
00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:55,372
I bet this is where he's staying.

293
00:10:55,945 --> 00:10:59,260
Wait, was all of this so that
you could just see him again?

294
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,462
One last embrace.

295
00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:03,035
The perfect goodbye from
the man who changed your world.

296
00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:07,067
What I want, just to be clear,
is to set the record straight.

297
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,314
Yeah, no, whatever the reason,
you deserve closure, you do.

298
00:11:09,338 --> 00:11:11,317
And I will be right here
to talk through everything

299
00:11:11,341 --> 00:11:13,221
- when you're done.
- No, you're coming with me.

300
00:11:13,245 --> 00:11:14,150
- What?
- Yeah.

301
00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:15,550
So you can bear witness when he admits

302
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,063
that he did not break up with me.

303
00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:18,862
- Okay.
- Also, I can't drive.

304
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:19,823
Yeah.

305
00:11:19,848 --> 00:11:21,171
And they're off to a strong start

306
00:11:21,195 --> 00:11:23,409
On the outside, Welcome Back Trotter

307
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,478
is making her move.

308
00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:25,402
Come on.

309
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,873
Come on!

310
00:11:27,174 --> 00:11:29,153
Welcome Back Trotter pulling away.

311
00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:30,957
And it's Welcome Back Kotter!

312
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,253
Yes! Yes!

313
00:11:33,286 --> 00:11:35,056
We just won $6,000!

314
00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:36,869
You losing all that money
was the best thing

315
00:11:36,893 --> 00:11:38,071
that's ever happened to us.

316
00:11:38,095 --> 00:11:40,076
Ooh, ooh, and we can give Matt
an extra thousand dollars.

317
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:41,913
His car got impounded when
he was in the hospital.

318
00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:45,521
Or we could use our systems
again and buy Matt a new car.

319
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,927
Hey, what's up, baby boy?

320
00:11:48,951 --> 00:11:50,396
Are you gonna be back anytime soon?

321
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,167
'Cause it would just be great
to see you.

322
00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:54,136
I'm gonna start smashing windows!

323
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,576
Oh, sorry. We're at the track.
We lost Matt's money.

324
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,178
But don't worry, we've got a system.

325
00:11:58,202 --> 00:12:00,149
Wait, you're at the horse track
right now? No!

326
00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:02,086
Frank's got a terrible gambling problem.

327
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,455
I witnessed it once firsthand.

328
00:12:03,479 --> 00:12:05,125
He bought a scratcher, he won.

329
00:12:05,149 --> 00:12:07,163
Then he bet on a football game,
he won again.

330
00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,133
Next thing we know,
he's leveraged his car

331
00:12:09,157 --> 00:12:11,539
in a four-leg parlay
on the Latin Grammys.

332
00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,308
I did not peg that as Frank's genre.

333
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,379
He just kept saying,
"Daddy Yankee's a lock!"

334
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,482
"Daddy Yankee's a lock!"

335
00:12:16,507 --> 00:12:18,986
Hey, you have to get off the phone
if we're gonna put our next bet in.

336
00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,624
Okay, I'm on my way. Just try to talk

337
00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,093
some sense into him, okay?

338
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,128
Okay.

339
00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:25,065
So, Shred says you have
a gambling problem.

340
00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:27,461
Oh, not this again. That poor kid.

341
00:12:27,494 --> 00:12:28,606
What's up with my gumdrop?

342
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:29,831
I probably shouldn't tell you this,

343
00:12:29,856 --> 00:12:32,313
but Shred's dad was
a serious gambling addict,

344
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,448
and he tends to project.

345
00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:35,553
I mean, you can't
flip a coin around that guy

346
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:36,689
without him spiraling.

347
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:38,660
Well, he's on his way up here
right now to stop you.

348
00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:40,129
So we should go to a second location.

349
00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:42,620
Can't stop now, we're on a hot streak!

350
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,972
I'll cash out and you bring
the truck around.

351
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,209
And if you could skid to a stop
when you pick me up,

352
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,080
- that would be badass.
- Okay. Got you.

353
00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:50,917
I gotta get off this roof.
Frank needs me.

354
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:51,857
- Wait.
- No, no, no.

355
00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:53,422
Don't go down there,
you'll let the bad guy up!

356
00:12:53,446 --> 00:12:55,561
Nah, man, I'm getting that
"mom lifting a car"

357
00:12:55,585 --> 00:12:56,596
adrenaline surge.

358
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,034
- Ahhh! I'm coming, Frank!
- What are you doing?

359
00:12:59,058 --> 00:13:01,161
- No, no, no, no!
- Ahhhhh!

360
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,365
- Shred?
- Oh.

361
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,913
I-I'll go look.

362
00:13:05,937 --> 00:13:08,042
Shred never grew on me anyway.

363
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,212
Oh, God.

364
00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:12,928
Did you know those dog beds were there?

365
00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:14,831
Yeah, but I didn't know the reason.

366
00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:17,193
Which is hella dog pee.

367
00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:18,974
I'm coming, Frank!

368
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,444
I'm glad he's okay
'cause he's not gonna have

369
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,268
health insurance next week.

370
00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:25,310
Parker!

371
00:13:25,678 --> 00:13:27,214
Where are you?

372
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,619
- Parker!
- Victoria.

373
00:13:29,652 --> 00:13:31,131
These are privacy curtains.

374
00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:34,394
Some foreign traveler could be
in need of privacy.

375
00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:35,974
Victoria?

376
00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:38,278
What's up, boss lady?
What are you doing at my place?

377
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:41,275
You think you broke up with me?

378
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,388
I did break up with you.
It was all in my note.

379
00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:45,661
I knew I should've
written you a song instead.

380
00:13:45,685 --> 00:13:47,230
No, I dumped you!

381
00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:49,735
No. Sorry, babe. I don't get dumped.

382
00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,271
- Never been.
- Neither have I.

383
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:52,974
You're both including all middle school

384
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,712
and high school years in this count?

385
00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,256
Is that my bandana?

386
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,109
Oh, yeah.

387
00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:00,723
I took that to remind me
of our sunset horse ride,

388
00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:03,295
plus all the blindfolded sex
we had, it's not a big deal.

389
00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:05,466
Okay, if you're so convinced
that you threw me to the curb,

390
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:08,690
then why do you want a memento
of our relationship?

391
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,148
Okay, fine. Okay? Fine! It was mutual.

392
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,785
Okay, maybe kinda started by you.

393
00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:17,591
And I'm saying all this stuff
right now to protect myself

394
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,193
because I'm hurting V,

395
00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:22,133
and that bandana is
the last little bit of comfort

396
00:14:22,157 --> 00:14:24,662
that I have that's from you.

397
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,740
Well, that's nice.
That's a nice thing to say.

398
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:33,546
So, thank you for saying that.

399
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:39,525
And I would like to say
that I am also hurting.

400
00:14:42,363 --> 00:14:46,539
I know we both need to move on
so you can keep the bandana.

401
00:14:51,481 --> 00:14:52,518
Maybe...

402
00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,490
I like the bandana better on you.

403
00:14:55,824 --> 00:14:58,238
But now I can only
see you with my hands.

404
00:14:58,262 --> 00:14:59,164
Exactly.

405
00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:02,137
Guys, what is happening?

406
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:05,209
- One last sunset ride?
- Ooh, giddy up!

407
00:15:05,242 --> 00:15:07,223
Em, you should go.
Or stay and I can teach you

408
00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:08,559
some stuff if you wanna...

409
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:09,528
No, I'll be in the car.

410
00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:11,733
Can you get us some
electrolytes, please?

411
00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:12,724
Mm-hmm!

412
00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:15,172
Welcome to the Trash Palace.

413
00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:18,011
Sanitation Department has
the hottest table in Seattle.

414
00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:19,180
Oh. Take off your shoes.

415
00:15:19,204 --> 00:15:20,616
Ironically, they're neat freaks.

416
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,540
Frank Shaw.

417
00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,789
I still have your autographed
Detlef Schrempf jersey

418
00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,494
from the last time you were here.

419
00:15:25,518 --> 00:15:26,529
This is Sweet Mae.

420
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:29,333
She's a garbage person,
and a sanitation worker.

421
00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:32,073
Been five years since you ran
outta here crying and vowing

422
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,030
you'd never play poker again.

423
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,114
6,000 in chips, please.

424
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:37,484
That's all our dough!

425
00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:38,419
It's just to intimidate.

426
00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:39,906
I'm only gonna bet
with the extra thousand.

427
00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,613
Okay, you're starting to seem
like the kinda gambler

428
00:15:41,637 --> 00:15:44,303
they don't show us
in casino commercials.

429
00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:47,393
Okay.

430
00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:52,571
I'm all in.

431
00:15:53,338 --> 00:15:54,416
You said 1,000!

432
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,387
It's too much money.
No one's gonna call that.

433
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:57,347
Call.

434
00:15:57,381 --> 00:15:59,217
- Huh.
- Flip 'em, Frank.

435
00:16:00,119 --> 00:16:01,421
Pocket sixes.

436
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:03,793
Two aces.

437
00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:06,599
Okay, we just need one more six.

438
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:10,852
Ace makes three.

439
00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:12,587
And now two more sixes.

440
00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:14,491
There's your six.

441
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,217
Yes, six! Yes!

442
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,865
See, we are still in this, Daisy.

443
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,835
Come on! One more six! Come on!

444
00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:21,162
Come on, please!

445
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:24,368
Oh, see? It's a six.
Everyone can see that.

446
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,181
I'm just gonna cash out while I'm ahead.

447
00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:27,183
Thank you guys, so...

448
00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:28,543
Ahem!

449
00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,322
You know, my little gherkin
was right about you.

450
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:32,560
You have a problem, Frank.
Never should have trusted you.

451
00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:34,598
And which one of you stole my boots?

452
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:36,400
But you know what?
That's fine. That's fine.

453
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:37,771
'Cause I'm gonna take these.

454
00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:39,928
They're better than mine anyway.

455
00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:44,552
Frank loses again.
Boy you're bad at this.

456
00:16:44,576 --> 00:16:46,989
I didn't like my grandpa's watch anyway.

457
00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:49,652
Here's my truck keys. Reload my chips.

458
00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:50,897
Now we're really playing.

459
00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,567
That truck belongs to the city.

460
00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:53,836
I'll say it's stolen.

461
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,842
If you hadn't lost your watch,
you'd know it was time to go.

462
00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:58,411
Frank! Frank! Move.

463
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,315
In the two-three,
we never leave a man behind.

464
00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:03,154
So I called your partner in
to talk some sense into you.

465
00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,892
Wow, you brought the son
of a gambling addict

466
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:06,094
to a poker game.

467
00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:08,900
Okay. My dad never gambled
with anything but his health.

468
00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:10,603
He had bacon for breakfast every day,

469
00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:12,707
and I never saw him
drink a glass of water.

470
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,312
The gambling stuff
is about your dad, Frank.

471
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,784
Yeah, of course it's about
my dad, and about his dad.

472
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,454
We're a family of degenerates.

473
00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:21,659
- Now, give me your wallet.
- No, Frank. No!

474
00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:22,684
This ends right now.

475
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,296
And if you're not gonna listen to me,

476
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,120
maybe you'll listen to him.

477
00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:28,534
Doc Whiskers.

478
00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:31,478
I'm not gonna let you
bet your cat, you sick freak.

479
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:33,569
What have I done to you, my son?

480
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:37,383
You deserve better than a dad
who goes all in on a low pair.

481
00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,132
I think we all learned
a valuable lesson.

482
00:17:42,156 --> 00:17:44,294
So, in an act of solidarity,

483
00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:47,209
let's give each other our money
back and depart friends.

484
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,213
Frank, you try that line
every time you lose.

485
00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:50,406
Quit gambling.

486
00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:52,954
And he shouldn't play poker
here anymore.

487
00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:54,256
Isn't that right, Sweet Fay?

488
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,521
It's Sweet Mae. Sweet Mae Johansen.

489
00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:58,623
Thank you.

490
00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:03,298
Miss Johansen, your luck has run out.

491
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,613
Now, if you don't get Frank all
the money back that he lost,

492
00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:07,884
I'm gonna send this to the authorities.

493
00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:09,922
Whi-whichever ones aren't here.

494
00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:11,491
I want my watch back, too.

495
00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:13,485
No, no, you keep the watch.

496
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,766
I'm sorry, Frank, but you have
to suffer a little bit.

497
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:16,726
Fine!

498
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:17,694
Let's go.

499
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,867
Leave the boy.

500
00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:23,438
What?

501
00:18:23,574 --> 00:18:25,787
Give me my Jellybean!

502
00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:28,391
I mean, to go to these
lengths to get his dog back,

503
00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:30,229
it is impressive commitment.

504
00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:31,999
In many ways, giving him
the dog could be seen

505
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,770
as a good thing. Noble, even.

506
00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:36,474
Okay, well, go ahead and run
the little guy down to him.

507
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:38,603
Again, you're reception, so...

508
00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:48,455
So... how was that?

509
00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:51,304
I got through about three
episodes of my podcast.

510
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:53,307
Pretty standard breakup sex.

511
00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:54,811
Then I told him I'd be right back,

512
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:56,582
and I left him blindfolded.

513
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:57,507
What?

514
00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:59,411
Wow. Okay.

515
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,725
All right. And... and you're okay?

516
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,028
Yeah, I'm okay.

517
00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:04,831
Okay, good, good. I'm glad 'cause,

518
00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:06,636
you know, you seemed
pretty upset about the whole

519
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,993
"he broke up with you" thing, but...

520
00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:11,311
- I'll stop asking.
- No, you can ask.

521
00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:14,068
I mean, there's obviously
something there.

522
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:16,789
Maybe it's because I grew up
watching my older sister

523
00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:20,462
get dumped by losers,
and it turned her into this

524
00:19:20,486 --> 00:19:23,492
unconfident, insecure person
that she's not.

525
00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:25,731
And I-I never wanna be like that.

526
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,978
Well, you never could be.
I mean, you're literally

527
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,247
the most confident person I know.

528
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:32,286
You almost started having sex
while I was still in the room.

529
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,457
Yeah, we drew a pretty
big crowd by the end.

530
00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:36,629
Should've used those privacy curtains.

531
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,655
Yeah.

532
00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:38,957
Anyway...

533
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:41,070
I am so sorry that I let

534
00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,974
boy problems ruin our girls night.

535
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,577
What? You didn't. You could never.

536
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,447
And our girls night
does not have to be over.

537
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:48,853
I'm just gonna pull into
the precinct real quick

538
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:51,849
'cause Patel always forgets
to lock the gate...

539
00:19:51,882 --> 00:19:53,686
Give me my Jellybean!

540
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:57,628
What in the fresh heck is this?

541
00:19:58,095 --> 00:20:01,970
Uh... excuse me. How can I help you?

542
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,482
I'm here to get my dog.

543
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,276
We are obviously closed.

544
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:08,593
And I won't let another wanker
ruin our girls night.

545
00:20:08,617 --> 00:20:09,862
I mean, Parker wasn't a wanker.

546
00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:11,898
He's... he has a lot of
redeeming qualities.

547
00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:13,101
He never kink-shamed me.

548
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,419
Give me back my dog!

549
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:15,319
Jeez!

550
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,772
You dumbasses are holding him hostage.

551
00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:18,479
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

552
00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:20,483
Okay, sir, you have
crossed the line there.

553
00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:23,412
We take a sacred vow
to protect these animals.

554
00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:25,526
So, if you really want
your dog back so bad,

555
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,530
you'll provide proof
of ownership on Monday morning

556
00:20:27,554 --> 00:20:29,821
at 8:00 AM and not a second sooner.

557
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:31,862
Fine.

558
00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:33,475
I'm going.

559
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,699
- That's it?
- Oh.

560
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,088
Wait, is there someone up there?

561
00:20:40,112 --> 00:20:41,849
Wait...

562
00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:43,986
Bettany? Patel?

563
00:20:44,922 --> 00:20:46,033
Where are your clothes?

564
00:20:46,057 --> 00:20:47,202
Why are you on the roof?

565
00:20:47,226 --> 00:20:49,641
- It's not what it looks like.
- We're having an affair.

566
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,865
Your pants better be on
by the time I get up there.

567
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:54,185
That was stupid.

568
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,517
There's a movie on in here?!

569
00:21:04,928 --> 00:21:06,933
Who put a cortado on my desk?

570
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,545
I was already at the coffee place.

571
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,683
Don't make a big deal out of it.

572
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:11,709
I'm not.

573
00:21:12,076 --> 00:21:13,044
Good.

574
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:16,896
This came in for Matt.

575
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,064
A ponytail wig?

576
00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:20,970
That's the medical expense
that we all chipped in for.

577
00:21:20,994 --> 00:21:23,032
That is a beautiful piece.

578
00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:24,935
May I take it for a spin?

579
00:21:25,737 --> 00:21:26,805
Thank you.

580
00:21:28,676 --> 00:21:31,749
Bro... you look good!

581
00:21:31,782 --> 00:21:33,762
It's decided.
You're growing your hair out.

582
00:21:33,786 --> 00:21:37,159
I can't believe I relapsed
for a $5,000 hairpiece.

583
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:38,796
You look a fool.

584
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:43,086
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