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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Nope. Wrong. Again.

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Top or bottom?

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Uh...

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Wrong! Again.

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But it fits there.

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Not my system! Again.

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I can't deal with this! It's too hard!

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Oh, is it hard? Is it too hard?

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I do it every day.

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And...

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silverware up, sharp knives down.

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No. Oh!

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Daddy! Help me!

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She's a crazy person!

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What's going on?

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He's 23 years old
and living in our house...

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he should know how to
load the dishwasher.

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What do you mean?

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He's been loading
the dishwasher for years.

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Yeah, and never correctly.

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He just throws everything
in here like a big mess.

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That's why we have chipped bowls,

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our Tupperware is melted.

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The Spider-Man and Flintstone glasses

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rubbed against each other,

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so now we have no nice glasses
for company.

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As long as he is living in this house,

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he's gonna learn to do things right.

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Don't you help him.

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Ugh!

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My brain hurts. I need a break.

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Oh, fine. You can't take it, go cool off.

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And pick up your socks!

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For every stinky sock
I find lying around there,

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I'm gonna leave a bra.

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I'm still working on this.

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The thing about being a reader

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is sometimes you miss
the end-of-day pep rally,

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the free after-school doughnuts
from the booster club,

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and the bus home.

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Um, hey, excuse me.

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Sorry, hi. I'm totally lost.

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Where's the principal's office?

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Over there.

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Cool. Thanks.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

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Are you new here?

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Yeah. I-I mean, I will be.

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I start Monday.

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So, you haven't met anybody else
in the school?

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Nope, just you.

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And you don't know
if there's anybody better?

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W-What?

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I'd be delighted to show you
where the office is.

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How do you not want to come

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to "Skate Along Xanadu"
at the roller rink?

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It's my second favorite
Olivia Newton-John movie.

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My mom's even coming up.

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We're not telling Dad.
It's a whole thing.

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No, it sounds super fun,
but Lexie's at her grandma's

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and Aidan, my Postmates guy, has a gig,

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so I'm on my own this weekend.

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And I'm actually kinda
looking forward to it.

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I have never lived on my own before.

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Okay. But let me know
if you change your mind.

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I got to go meet Mom at Spencer's Gifts.

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We're getting wigs.

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They come three in a bag.

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Mm...

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All right, I am off to Chicago
to see Hutch for the weekend.

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No offense, but I need to
get away from you people.

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I'm sorry I didn't fill out
the release forms.

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I'll be back on lockdown on Monday.

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W...

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C-Call us when you get there.

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Mom, Dad, great news.

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My sophomore year is finally picking up.

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There's a new girl at school named Lilah,

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and she doesn't know anybody,

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and she's coming over here tomorrow.

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You invited a girl here
and she said "yes"?

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Promise to do her homework
for a year or something?

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No. I just told her
that I was hanging out

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and she should join me.

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But where do I go from here?

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I have no idea how to court a lady.

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I wish I could just grab her
and keep her in the basement

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for three days until she likes me.

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Yeah, Brick, don't say that again.

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Sorry. But I only have
this weekend to make my move.

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Once Monday hits and the whole
school sees her, it's over.

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Well, wow. So, you really like this girl?

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She's available... of course I like her.

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I don't know what it is, but
I just want to spirit her off

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to a cabin in the woods

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so she's totally dependant on me
for meals.

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Brick, again...

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Look, all I know is,
she's coming over here tomorrow,

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and we got to do something epic.

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We can't just throw something
together at the last minute.

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Everything has to be on point.

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Mom, first of all, maybe you could start

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by picking up some of these bras.

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I'm telling you, this girl is
a whole new opportunity for me.

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For the first time
since breaking up with Cindy,

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I feel alive again.

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I just like her so much
I want to squeeze her

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until she stops breathing.

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Brick! Brick!

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No! I'm saying I want
to smother her with...

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Oh, I see what you mean now.

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So, Sue was excited
for her weekend alone.

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First thing on her agenda?

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Catch up on all the classic
films she'd never seen,

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starting with an Oscar-winning movie

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about fluffy little farm animals...

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... "Silence of the Lambs."

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Hello, Lilah. I'm Brick's mom.

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It's so nice to meet you.
Welcome to our...

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No, no, no!

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The line is, "Very nice to meet you."

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Look, I only have one shot
at Lilah liking me

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before she meets other people.

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We have to nail her down by Monday.

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Brick...

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Sorry, not "nail her down." Win her over.

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This isn't fair. Why do I have
all the long speeches?

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Your dad has one-word lines...
"Yep." "Eh." "Nope."

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I'm carrying the whole show.

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That's your character.
I wrote you like you are.

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Dad doesn't say much,
so he gets fewer words.

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I can't help it if I say a lot
with a little.

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Okay, the first two pages will
take us from 3:15 to 3:18.

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At that point, Dad and Lilah
will head into the family room.

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And, Mom, you'll walk in
with what kind of cookies?

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Warm.

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And?

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Chocolate chip or shortbread,
but only if from a recipe.

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If not from a recipe, then packaged,

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but not from Frugal Hoosier.

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No cracks, no halves. Whole cookies only.

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Good. Then I'll come down the hall

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pretending to talk to
a friend on my phone,

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which will be Dad's cue to say...

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"Brick, quit talking to
all your friends all the time.

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You have company."

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Great! Remember, it takes
a village to get me a girl.

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We'll run this script one more time,

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then we're going to Sears
to get me some white jeans.

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From the top.

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Look at you, rockin' the bun.
I like that.

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Makes you look dangerous...
like a homeless person.

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Still hilarious, I see.

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Damn, Hutch, this place is sweet.

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Yeah, well, I'm making
some decent coin now,

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so I figured I'd treat myself
to some nice digs.

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The view ain't much, but if you
lean far enough out the window,

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you could see the lake
as you plummet to your death.

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Oh.

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But enough about that.
I want to hear about Europe.

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Dude, it was awesome.

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Hello?

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Yes, I'm here.

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I don't know, like five minutes ago?

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No, I'm fine. Yes, I ate.

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I'm with him right now.

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I'm not saying "hi" for you.

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Don't make me block you.

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My mom says, "Hi."

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Hmm. All right.

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Oh, we have got to toast this
occasion with my new invention.

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It's called Bwine.

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- Hmm.
- Beer mixed with wine.

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This is my Bwhite Zinfandel.

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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A coaster? Really?

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Wh-What? That table
is genuine pressed wood.

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So, what else you doing to pay the bills,

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besides making moonshine?

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Well, you know, still at Spudsy's.

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Really glad I got that business degree

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while I'm dolloping sour cream.

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But I'm sure something else will pop up.

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You, uh... You heard from Kenny?

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Oh, dude, I forgot to tell you,

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I totally lost Kenny
on this train in Venice.

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It was crazy.

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Who are you?

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What? I don't want any ants.

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Ants? We love ants. They were our pets.

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I like to keep things nice
for the ladies.

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I want my place to say,
"Thank you for staying.

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Please come again, and
next time, bring a friend.

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We know you have a choice in
where you spend your night,

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and we thank you for choosing Hutch."

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Hmm. Okay. Fine.

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So, what's the plan?
We hitting some bars?

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Yeah, we are, but not on Sunday.

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Hmm. Did you get religion?

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No, I got to host this mixer.

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It's this lame thing
my apartment complex does.

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Each month, someone from the
building takes a turn hosting,

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and it's my night to do it.

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Wow. Sunday's a mixer?
What's Monday... Bingo night?

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Oh, that's Tuesday nights.
And you can win up to 20 bucks.

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With Hannibal Lecter
still haunting her mind,

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a quiet bedroom
wasn't the ideal place for Sue

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to get to sleep.

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Maybe a change of location would help.

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Nope.

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"How to fall asleep..."

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"20 most effective ways to fall asleep.

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One, turn off all devices." Got it.

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Shoot. I wonder what the other 19 were.

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Is that what you're wearing?

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Yeah, why?

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Why are you in plaid? Dad wears plaid.

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It's a redundant visual picture.
It doesn't work.

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And where are the cookies?

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Oh, God.

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I said "warm."

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Yep. I'm on it. I'm on it.

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Frankie, read the stage directions...

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you're the one who answers the door.

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- Oh. Okay.
- Okay, this is it.

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And don't forget,
if things start going south,

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we're gonna go with the
alternate ending on page 12.

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And remember, Brick,
no creepy basement talk.

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Good note, Mom.

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Hi. Is this Brick's house?

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Hello...

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Line?

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And I have recently learned several notes

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on the French horn.

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Cool. Maybe sometime
I can bring my clarinet over

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and we can rock out.

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Oh, are you leaving?

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That's probably good,

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because Brick has those
two parties to go to.

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Isn't that right, Mike?

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Yep.

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Well, I am out of here. Thank
you so much for having me.

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And the cookies?

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They looked like they were from
the store, but they were warm.

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So good!

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So, I'll see you at school Monday?

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I'll meet you at your bus
before you go in.

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Thanks. I feel better at least
knowing I know somebody.

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Actually, you really don't need
to know anybody else.

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In fact, I recommend not.

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Whoo!

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Did you hear that?

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She wants me to meet her at her bus.

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And, Dad, kudos on your performance.

257
00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:40,422
You hit every mark.

258
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,402
I felt good.

259
00:09:41,403 --> 00:09:42,704
Why does he get all the praise?

260
00:09:42,737 --> 00:09:44,439
I had that two-page speech
about the Jell-O.

261
00:09:44,473 --> 00:09:46,641
You were okay.
I thought you were pushing.

262
00:09:46,675 --> 00:09:48,443
Maybe if I had better material...

263
00:09:48,477 --> 00:09:50,612
Hey, Brick, you were
in the zone, too, pal.

264
00:09:50,645 --> 00:09:53,048
I mean, after you went to
the bathroom, you came back.

265
00:09:53,082 --> 00:09:54,549
And you didn't talk about what you did.

266
00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,168
I know, and I really wanted to because...

267
00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:57,655
- We don't need to know.
- We don't need to know.

268
00:09:57,656 --> 00:10:00,600
Well, this is great,
but Monday's the real test.

269
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,801
Monday, Lilah goes wide.

270
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,136
She's gonna see all the other sophomores

271
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,333
and they're gonna see her.

272
00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:06,669
But before that happens,
I have to stake my claim.

273
00:10:06,702 --> 00:10:09,572
First chance I get,
I'm gonna try to hold her hand.

274
00:10:09,605 --> 00:10:13,276
I feel bad for her, because once
I do, she'll never be popular.

275
00:10:13,309 --> 00:10:14,810
Oh, well. War is hell.

276
00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:19,848
Sandman's here!

277
00:10:19,882 --> 00:10:23,486
Brad, I don't know what to do!
I haven't slept in two days!

278
00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,305
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
I'm gonna make some warm milk.

279
00:10:25,306 --> 00:10:26,106
- Had it.
- Turkey?

280
00:10:26,139 --> 00:10:27,407
- Ate it.
- Count sheep?

281
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,374
- Tried it.
- Hmm.

282
00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:30,010
But every time I did,
it reminded me of lambs,

283
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,277
which reminded me of the movie,

284
00:10:31,311 --> 00:10:32,946
which reminded me of the scary naked man

285
00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:34,480
who was dancing around like a lady.

286
00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:37,117
Whenever I think of that scene,
I just think of Jodie Foster

287
00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,219
accepting her Oscar
in that baby-pink pantsuit

288
00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:41,867
with satin gloves and fabulous
pop of red from her AIDS ribbon.

289
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,489
It soothes me.

290
00:10:43,523 --> 00:10:45,491
Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of you.

291
00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:47,165
I know just how to get you to relax.

292
00:10:47,186 --> 00:10:48,387
Now, lie back.

293
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:53,879
? Day by day

294
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,039
? Day by day

295
00:11:01,737 --> 00:11:04,474
? Three things I pray

296
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:08,270
? To see Thee more clearly

297
00:11:08,295 --> 00:11:11,198
? Love Thee more dearly

298
00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:14,927
? Follow Thee more nearly

299
00:11:14,952 --> 00:11:16,338
? Day by day

300
00:11:16,363 --> 00:11:18,929
? Day by day

301
00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:22,299
? Day by day

302
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,568
? Day by day

303
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,906
Whoa! Whoa, this isn't
a freshman dorm party.

304
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,542
You've got to put 'em in bowls.

305
00:11:31,575 --> 00:11:33,777
Oh, my God, dude,
you're killing me! Who are you?

306
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,312
I know, I feel you,

307
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,580
but this is a classy building.

308
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,948
I mean, we got a doorman,

309
00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:40,050
and there's almost no barf
in the hallways.

310
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,518
Yawn, sounds boring.

311
00:11:41,552 --> 00:11:42,953
- Hey, you know what we should do?
- Hmm?

312
00:11:42,986 --> 00:11:44,721
Remember how we used to play
Big Cruddy at our parties?

313
00:11:44,755 --> 00:11:46,857
I do love me some Big Cruddy.

314
00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,071
Wait, why did we call it that, again?

315
00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:49,893
I don't know. We were drunk.

316
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,862
Just saying, maybe this mixer
wouldn't suck so much

317
00:11:51,895 --> 00:11:53,065
if we pretended to be other people.

318
00:11:53,099 --> 00:11:57,238
Like, I could be the guy who,
uh, invented Lucky Charms, or...

319
00:11:57,239 --> 00:11:59,774
a smoke jumper,
parachutes into forest fires.

320
00:11:59,808 --> 00:12:01,375
Dude, I don't think

321
00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:04,245
a smoke jumper's mommy calls him
to see if he got here okay.

322
00:12:05,814 --> 00:12:07,210
I told her not to.

323
00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:13,859
So, the pay is bad,
but I get my summers off.

324
00:12:13,892 --> 00:12:15,052
- Hmm.
- And what do you do?

325
00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:16,914
Well, I kind of just retired.

326
00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,014
Really?

327
00:12:18,015 --> 00:12:19,950
Yeah... from Olympic diving.

328
00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:22,052
Trained with Greg Louganis,
maybe you've heard of him?

329
00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:24,220
Probably the greatest diver in history.

330
00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:25,703
I mean, I'm not that good...

331
00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:27,390
I'm ranked, like, eighth in the world.

332
00:12:27,423 --> 00:12:29,926
But I didn't win any medals or
anything, so don't look it up.

333
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,362
Wow. Uh, what's Rio like?

334
00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,998
Great movie. Hilarious. Why?

335
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,201
'Cause that's where the Olympics were.

336
00:12:39,102 --> 00:12:41,905
Hell, yeah. I'm Beyoncé's cousin.

337
00:12:41,938 --> 00:12:43,239
Her close friends call her Queen B,

338
00:12:43,273 --> 00:12:45,075
but family, we just call her B.

339
00:12:45,108 --> 00:12:46,309
One time, we were at this club,

340
00:12:46,342 --> 00:12:47,944
and I just turned to her, and I said,

341
00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:49,612
"Wow, look at all the single ladies."

342
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,015
And, well

343
00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:53,549
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

344
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,093
Yeah, you see, the power
all comes from your core

345
00:12:56,094 --> 00:12:57,127
when you lift off.

346
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,896
Unless you're doing one of
those handstand-y dives,

347
00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:00,531
- which is called an "upside-downer."
- Oh.

348
00:13:00,564 --> 00:13:01,432
There's a little bit more of, like...

349
00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:02,433
Hey, man! Watch it!

350
00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:04,535
Whoa. Oh, it's just water.

351
00:13:04,568 --> 00:13:06,504
Which leaves water marks.

352
00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,939
Dude, we lived in a 'Bago without a roof.

353
00:13:08,972 --> 00:13:11,375
I mean, we once left a sofa in
the woods for like two weeks.

354
00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:13,444
I know, but my stuff's nicer now.

355
00:13:13,477 --> 00:13:14,584
Oh, right, I'm sorry.

356
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,220
I forgot... the table is a
hand-me-down from Beyoncé.

357
00:13:17,253 --> 00:13:18,488
Well, I'm just saying that,

358
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:21,224
for an Olympic diver,
you seem kinda clumsy.

359
00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:24,694
Well, I'm just saying that,
for Beyoncé's cousin,

360
00:13:24,727 --> 00:13:26,496
it seems a little weird the coolest club

361
00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:29,199
you could get us into last night
was the dueling-pianos bar.

362
00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:30,700
Mm-hmm. You know, I was wondering...

363
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,682
now that you're done with
the whole Olympic-diving thing,

364
00:13:32,715 --> 00:13:33,869
what are you up to?

365
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,103
'Cause I was at this baked-potato place,

366
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,673
and I swear, the guy working the counter

367
00:13:37,706 --> 00:13:39,975
looked just like you.

368
00:13:41,977 --> 00:13:44,279
Hey, man, that was not cool.

369
00:13:44,312 --> 00:13:45,223
What wasn't?

370
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:46,369
That crack about Spudsy's... too far.

371
00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:48,338
Dude, you do work at a potato place.

372
00:13:48,372 --> 00:13:49,739
You made fun of it yourself.

373
00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:51,908
Not in front of people.
That was below the belt.

374
00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:53,810
Look, no biggie.
I'll just go back out there

375
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:56,146
and pump you back up
about the Olympic-diver thing,

376
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,247
and I'll say you're on the short list

377
00:13:57,281 --> 00:13:58,748
for "Dancing with the Stars."

378
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,574
You know what?

379
00:14:02,519 --> 00:14:03,620
Don't.

380
00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:04,554
Why not?

381
00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:06,623
'Cause it's B.S.

382
00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:10,794
Excuse me. Everyone,
I have something to say.

383
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:14,196
Um... this is gonna be hard to believe...

384
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:18,668
...but although I do clearly
have the sinewy grace

385
00:14:18,702 --> 00:14:22,739
of an Olympic diver I'm not.

386
00:14:22,772 --> 00:14:23,840
Been lying to you.

387
00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:27,010
The truth is, although I do
have a college degree,

388
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:31,080
I now work part-time at
a potato store for minimum wage.

389
00:14:31,114 --> 00:14:33,883
You know, I still live at home
with my parents.

390
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:35,685
I share a room with my little brother.

391
00:14:35,719 --> 00:14:37,153
And I put my mom's underwear away,

392
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:38,955
'cause that's just the way
it works in our house.

393
00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,824
You can't just do the wash.
You got to put it away, too.

394
00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:43,326
And if you're gonna load the
dishwasher, you got to do it right.

395
00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:45,995
Who knew that plastic bowls
go on the top rack?

396
00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:48,932
Am I right? Oh, my God.
Everybody. Really? Wow, okay.

397
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:53,703
Look... point is, that's who I really am.

398
00:14:53,737 --> 00:14:57,106
And I had to tell you, 'cause
if I'm not honest with you,

399
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:59,342
I can't be honest with myself.

400
00:15:02,378 --> 00:15:04,113
I'm proud of you, man.

401
00:15:04,147 --> 00:15:06,382
That took a lot of guts.

402
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:09,786
I'll tell Beyoncé about it...
might be a song in it.

403
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,461
So, Monday rolled around...
Lilah's first day of school...

404
00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:18,213
and Brick was ready
for Operation Handhold.

405
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,133
So, Lilah, how was your first day?

406
00:15:38,134 --> 00:15:41,002
Pretty good. I like my classes,
and my teachers seem chill.

407
00:15:41,036 --> 00:15:42,537
Brick kept me busy,

408
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,405
so I didn't really get a chance
to talk to any other people.

409
00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:47,408
And he also said there's no
clubs or activities at school.

410
00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:48,714
That seems weird.

411
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,783
Yeah. You need to be careful
of any signs going up,

412
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,985
'cause they're frequently
shills for cults.

413
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,455
Sounds like everything's
going according to script.

414
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:58,624
The only bad thing was,
I got these anonymous notes

415
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,461
in my locker... uh,
like, one in the morning,

416
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,662
and then I got one after school...

417
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,731
that were kinda threatening.

418
00:16:03,732 --> 00:16:04,899
What? You're kidding?

419
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:08,737
Yeah, one of them said, "Keep
your filthy ears to yourself."

420
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,338
And then the other one said, uh,

421
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,340
"Stay away from the little guy
if you value your shins."

422
00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:14,809
Okay, well, everything's pretty much

423
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,210
where you think it is at school.

424
00:16:16,244 --> 00:16:17,879
You'll find it.

425
00:16:20,782 --> 00:16:22,283
What did you just do?

426
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,953
You heard her...
those threats were from Cindy!

427
00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:26,721
Those threats were from the lady I love!

428
00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:28,122
She clearly wants me back!

429
00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:29,891
No, no, no, no, no. We put too much work

430
00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:31,292
into getting this fish in the boat.

431
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,028
Besides, Lilah is lovely
and smart and normal

432
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,525
and she seems to really like you.

433
00:16:35,526 --> 00:16:38,195
And she eats cereal. We don't
have to buy her shrimp.

434
00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:39,730
But she's so much work.

435
00:16:39,763 --> 00:16:42,466
And with Cindy,
things just come so naturally.

436
00:16:42,499 --> 00:16:44,477
You know Cindy... she's one in a million.

437
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,602
I'd go higher.

438
00:16:45,636 --> 00:16:47,538
I blew it and broke up with her

439
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,281
and thought I lost her forever,
but now I have hope.

440
00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:52,284
I'm walking on air!

441
00:16:54,953 --> 00:16:56,555
Aah!

442
00:16:56,589 --> 00:16:58,957
After a 72-hour bout of insomnia,

443
00:16:58,991 --> 00:17:00,959
Sue wasn't sure if that was a real knock

444
00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:02,828
or a figment of a sleep-deprived mind.

445
00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:05,297
But just when she thought all was lost,

446
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,965
her prayer was answered.

447
00:17:08,246 --> 00:17:10,168
Dad? Wait, what are you doing here?

448
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:12,671
Well, you know, on the group text,

449
00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:14,936
you were telling your mom about how
you haven't slept in three days.

450
00:17:14,937 --> 00:17:16,105
Aww.

451
00:17:16,139 --> 00:17:19,309
And by the way, take me off that
group text... it's annoying.

452
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,178
So, what's the problem?

453
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,413
Well, I don't know. I was looking forward

454
00:17:23,446 --> 00:17:25,869
to Lexie being away
so that I could be on my own,

455
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,938
but then being alone freaked me out.

456
00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:29,506
I mean, it's a little worrying.

457
00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:32,142
How am I ever gonna live
by myself if I can't be alone?

458
00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:34,945
Well, we're gonna be dead someday,

459
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:36,046
so you got to figure it out.

460
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:37,047
Dad.

461
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,216
What? Sue, it's not like
this is something new.

462
00:17:39,249 --> 00:17:41,517
You've always been hard to
settle down and get to bed.

463
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:42,465
Really?

464
00:17:42,498 --> 00:17:45,288
Yeah. Well, you kinda idle high.

465
00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:47,490
It's... It's great that you get
so excited about stuff,

466
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,446
but it's hard to bring
all that energy down.

467
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:52,949
Even when you were a baby, your mom

468
00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:56,353
used to be at her wits' end
trying to calm you down.

469
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:57,920
She would try to swaddle you, but

470
00:17:57,954 --> 00:18:00,957
she'd never quite do it right.

471
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:03,826
I guess I kinda had the magic touch.

472
00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:08,005
See, the trick is,

473
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:13,075
make that first tuck nice and snug.

474
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,545
There you go. That's key,

475
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:17,639
because if that goes slack,

476
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,233
the whole thing kinda falls apart.

477
00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:21,083
So, you bring that corner up

478
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:25,755
and bring this side over.

479
00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,215
Uh-huh.

480
00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:32,256
Then once I got you all bundled,

481
00:18:33,036 --> 00:18:34,828
I'd just carry you around
the room like a football.

482
00:18:35,745 --> 00:18:38,481
Your whole body would fit right here.

483
00:18:38,506 --> 00:18:39,407
How's that?

484
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:40,669
Actually pretty nice.

485
00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:41,662
Hmm.

486
00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:44,940
Well, then, after I got you
all wrapped up,

487
00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:48,845
I would tell you a nice, long...

488
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:51,906
boring story about my day.

489
00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:54,304
Like today, for instance...

490
00:18:54,329 --> 00:18:57,265
somebody ordered
an extra flat of granite,

491
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,180
but I couldn't find the original order.

492
00:18:59,649 --> 00:19:03,453
So I had to look through the
accordion file, and sure enough,

493
00:19:03,478 --> 00:19:05,878
someone had misfiled it
with the January orders.

494
00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:09,131
So, I called Dave down at
the pit, told him to come up.

495
00:19:09,653 --> 00:19:13,024
He didn't come right away, so I had
to head down there and meet him.

496
00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,185
Met him halfway...
we ran into each other.

497
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,806
Had a nice laugh about that.

498
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:21,602
Then I gave him a form Z207-B...
that's for granite.

499
00:19:22,031 --> 00:19:26,969
Don't want to mix that up with
Z206-C. That's for limestone.

500
00:19:28,707 --> 00:19:30,111
Still got it.

501
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,143
Can you open this for me?

502
00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:38,045
My arm's still a little numb

503
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:39,313
from Sue sleeping on it all night.

504
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,715
Oh. So, the swaddling still worked, huh?

505
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,716
Like a charm.

506
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,318
Hmm. I never could do that.

507
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,620
I know. I should teach a class.

508
00:19:50,805 --> 00:19:52,106
Hey.

509
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:55,588
Oh, my God.

510
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,000
I know. Figured if I want
to get a real job,

511
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,433
I probably shouldn't look like
some dude in a jam band.

512
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,804
I appreciate you guys
being so cool about it.

513
00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:04,892
Uh, not that cool.

514
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,852
I snuck into your room a couple
times with hedge clippers.

515
00:20:06,877 --> 00:20:08,346
Your mom stopped me.

516
00:20:08,371 --> 00:20:10,407
It was time. I want my own place.

517
00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:12,406
I want posters with frames

518
00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:14,733
and fine, pressed-wood things
that I care about.

519
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:16,126
Before, I was saying
I was looking for a job,

520
00:20:16,151 --> 00:20:18,521
but honestly, I was kinda half-assin' it.

521
00:20:18,546 --> 00:20:20,915
But from now on, I'm on it full-time.

522
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,205
Tomorrow, I'm getting up and
hitting the job sites early...

523
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:24,265
maybe 11:00.

524
00:20:24,505 --> 00:20:26,940
Ha. I'm kidding. Kidding.

525
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,753
9:30... ish.

526
00:20:30,578 --> 00:20:33,249
Well, good for you, Axl. Sounds great.

527
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,508
Yeah.

528
00:20:43,471 --> 00:20:47,271
Oh, my God, Mike, our
23-year-old is growing up.

529
00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:48,464
Yep.

530
00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:51,499
Really? You have nothing more to say?

531
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,720
Nope.

532
00:21:01,373 --> 00:21:07,179
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