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What do we got?

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Lost dog's been wandering
the marshland all night.

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Every time we
approach it, it goes further

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into the wetlands.

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Well, this place floods
when the tide comes in,

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so we gotta move quick.

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I don't think your toy's big
enough to pick up a collie.

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My unmanned aerial
vehicle is not for the dog.

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It's for the bait.
And my shirtless beach runs.

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Bro, that's hickory smoked.

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Oh, should work perfectly, then.

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That's why you always bring a backup.

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Let's roll... or fly.

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Just when I think you
can't get any more badass.

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Hey, you just sausage slapped him!

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Let's keep those words, in that order,

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outta the report.

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Ooh, he liked it. He's following it.

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Come on, buddy, take a little nibble

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of Frank's dangling meat.

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Good lord.

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Just a little further.

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Come on.

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Yes!

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Yay!

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Oh... Yeah. Come on, buddy.

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Good boy.

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Mission accomplished.

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Rough landing, but next time...

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Ooh.

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Well, he died a hero.

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Moment of silence, please.

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Oh.

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Top o' the morning, Frank.

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Ahh!

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You remember my best friend, Hopper?

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Yeah, you mean your best dog friend.

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Why is he in the truck?

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Well, they're banning
dogs from my building.

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I mean, I guess they
already were banned,

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and then my idiot neighbor
ratted us out after Hopper

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gnawed on her kid's stroller.

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Yeah, well, that's something

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a human best friend would never do.

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I would move, but Doc Whiskers
just really loves my apartment.

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And, you know cats, they hate change.

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That's why I can't ever
shave my beard, so...

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Hopper's gotta leave.

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Yeah, well, I'm sure
he'll find a great home.

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Probably not one with
children or a diverse mailman.

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I've also seen him be weird to women.

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I'm making him the precinct dog.

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He's just like his old man.

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Born leader, full head
of hair, opinionated.

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He doesn't seem thrilled
that I'm in the truck, Frank.

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Again, like his old man.

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Yeah, have you cleared this with Emily?

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I called her this morning

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but she didn't pick up.

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Oh! Uh-uh, hi.

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- You're here early.
- Mm-hmm.

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And... I'm here late.

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I forgot we were supposed
to walk this morning.

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I went alone. Like a loser.
It was so embarrassing.

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I mean, it was really nice to do a walk

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that wasn't of shame, but still.

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And you bailed on coffee last week.

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- What is happening?
- Um...

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Well, I... I do have a little secret.

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So, I guess I'll tell you.

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Um...

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I started to golf.

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- What? Golfing?
- Yeah.

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But you hate sports.

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Well, I think what it was is I...

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I hadn't found the right sport.

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But now I have, and it's golf.

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And my coach says
I'm a natural, actually.

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And his-his name's Javie.

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Is Javie cute?

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Yeah.

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Oh... really?

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Wow. Dish.

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Like, did something happen with Javie?

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Yeah, we made, we made...
we made love to-together.

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- No, you didn't.
- Big time.

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There is no way that you made love

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with your golf instructor,
Javie, and didn't tell me.

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You're hiding something.

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Okay, technically, we did not

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fully sleep together, but we did

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do a lot of serious parking lot stuff.

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Time for the morning meeting.
Frank's got a crazy dog.

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So the new snake tongs will arrive on...

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Oh, uh...

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The snake tongs will be arriving here,

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uh, next Wednesd...

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Boss, you want me to put down that dog?

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Hey! Come on, he's a talker.

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He was already talking
dangerously close to my groin.

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Frank, what's the plan here?

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I think we can all agree
that morale at the precinct

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is at an all-time low.

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- No, it's not.
- What we need...

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is a precinct dog.

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Nothing makes people
happier than a mascot,

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and Hopper will give us
something to believe in.

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And mascots don't
usually foam at the mouth.

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I called you this
morning to get the okay

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- but you didn't answer.
- Oh, yeah, because she was golfing.

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Uh, no. No need for the quote marks.

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I was on the links.

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Yeah, Frank, this is...

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this is unsustainable.

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He just needs to learn everyone's scent.

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Folks, your back door is
like a name tag for a dog, so...

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line up and bend over.

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Nope. Nobody do that.
Um, okay, we are so close

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to finishing this meeting.

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What, what!

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Party people in the house.

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Cherise, these are the
people who love to partay.

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Guys, this is my intimate gal pal.

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- Cherise.
- Salut.

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Welcome, Cherise.

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And Roman, so nice
to see you here for...

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for, um, for why?

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I brought m'lady, French,

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here to show off all
my philanthropic efforts.

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The kennels that I built,
the murals that I painted,

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and the cans of pears I
left behind in the kitchen.

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Management only, Shrek.

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You only have me for two more hours.

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Oh. Okay, plea... what
did, what did we say?

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Oop.

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Wow!

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Who is this little friendly fellow?

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This is Hopper. I know he
can seem a little aggressive,

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but he loves surprise kisses,
so get your face in there.

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Well, that kinda behavior's

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is reflective of poor ownership.

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Oops.

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Okay, meeting adjourned.
Meeting adjourned.

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Frank, the dog has got to go.

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Hey, guys. Guys.

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I got a bite on your flip house.

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- What?
- Cool! Who's biting?

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Her name's Rebecca.

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It's a cash offer.

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But she is coming in 25 under asking.

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- Under?
- Hey.

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This thing's been on the market
for ages, that's pretty good.

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- Thank you, Bettany.
- It's great.

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But I'm wondering if maybe
we should tag me into the deal.

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Um...

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Um?

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I'm a closer, baby.

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Especially since I read
that FBI negotiator's book.

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Turns out there are
a lot of similarities

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between selling a house and
freeing a Somalian hostage.

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- What?
- Quick sidebar with my man.

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Yeah?

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- What?
- Hey, so we don't

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- have any other offers.
- That's true.

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So I think what we
should be saying right now

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is stuff like, thank you so much.

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Also, what kinda cookies do you like?

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'Cause we're gonna bake you some.

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- Yeah. No, you're right.
- Okay.

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- Bettany, we appreciate you.
- Mm-hmm.

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And in fact, if there's
anything you need from us,

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you just let us know.

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- I'm good.
- By the way...

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What is your favorite cookie?

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Aww, you wanna bake me something sweet?

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- Yeah
- We'd love to.

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You can bake in a 10 percent commission.

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We were talking about cookies.

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Don't you worry,
buddy. We'll figure something out.

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But for now, it's not so bad.

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There's no scary people

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coming around the corner to startle you.

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All the used tennis
balls you can dream of.

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Hup. Nope. Done. We're
not doing this. Come on.

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We already saw this wall of giant dogs.

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Hopper!

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Hopper. Hopper!

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Please stop. Hopper!

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You are so powerful.

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There's no way that word

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means the same thing
in your native language.

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- You like that, Cherie baby?
- Oui.

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Don't use my dog in your foreplay.

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There is good in this dog.

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But he's in the wrong environment.

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I assume you live very much
alone in a sad one-bedroom?

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Would a sad one-bedroom
have a burgundy accent wall

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in its kitchen/living room?

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Burgundy is a trigger color
for most dogs and most people.

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You're wearing burgundy.

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I can sense when a dog is not thriving.

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It's a working-class
breed. It needs space,

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and stimulation.

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- And I know just the spot.
- You're gonna say your house?

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I'm gonna say my mansion.

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Which is a limited time offer

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that expires in five...

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Pass. Hopper's exactly where he belongs.

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Oh, really? 'Cause he just
left you 10 seconds ago.

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Eat the yogurt, not the lady!

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Live and active cultures for you.

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Just eat the yogurt!

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What are you doing? He's
not supposed to eat that.

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What happens next time this is a child?

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Or worse.

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A famous person.

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You need to give me the dog.

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Frank, clearly his snaps are magic.

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And they do seem to have a rapport.

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You're just jealous because
Hopper asks nothing of me

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and I give him everything.

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You two have a level of
intimacy that I'm a little bit

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jealous of, but I really
do think it's the best thing

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for Hopper and for all of us.

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Yeah, could somebody maybe help me down?

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'Cause I think my vertigo is kicking in.

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Cherise! Not
where Hopper can see.

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Sorry, man.

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I know that was tough.

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You... wanna grab a
beer and talk about it?

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I would, but everyone's
already gone home.

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Okay, I know you're joking, but that...

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really hurt.

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With the movie White
Chicks, you have to remember

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that it's a product of its time.

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Where's the remote?

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Okay, Doc.

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You won the battle, no
need to dance on his grave.

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I feel like it's only a
matter of time before

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Victoria finds out about us.

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I mean, she is kind of relentless.

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I have to ask. Why golf?

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I don't know. I panicked.

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I mean, what else do
people do in the mornings?

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Last week before work

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you swam, you did yoga,
you went to physical therapy.

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Yeah, but those are
real and I needed a lie.

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Hmm.

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Oh. Frank's calling.

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Probably a butt dial, but just in case.

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- Frank?
- Hey.

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What are you doing right
now? You wanna grab a beer?

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Uh.

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Like, together?

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Don't be weird.

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Yes. The answer's
yes. I will be right there.

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You just drop a pin and
I'm on the way. Okay?

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- It's happening.
- Wh...

259
00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:55,089
Frank wants to hang out outside of work.

260
00:09:57,327 --> 00:09:58,436
Okay.

261
00:09:58,438 --> 00:09:59,698
I'm sorry, I have to drop you off.

262
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,100
I need to go home and change tops.

263
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,336
Okay... yeah.

264
00:10:02,337 --> 00:10:04,575
I don't know that I've ever
heard you refer to it as a top.

265
00:10:05,611 --> 00:10:07,255
Oh, Frank's calling me now.

266
00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:09,298
Okay. No, that's definitely his butt.

267
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,009
- Hey, Frank.
- Hey. What are you doing?

268
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,125
I'm at the golf pro shop.

269
00:10:13,126 --> 00:10:15,997
- Why?
- I don't know.

270
00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,734
Oh, s-sure.

271
00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:19,604
I'll see you there.

272
00:10:19,605 --> 00:10:23,312
I guess I'm coming to your drinks.

273
00:10:23,313 --> 00:10:25,650
- Oh.
- Oh, hey. I'm-I'm sorry.

274
00:10:25,651 --> 00:10:26,700
It's fine.

275
00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:28,374
It's just, if this seems
like it's heading towards

276
00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,260
a bro sleepover, I'm gonna
need you to be cool and bail.

277
00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:33,031
It's morning.

278
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,371
You come downstairs
and the smell of coffee

279
00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:38,108
permeates your new home.

280
00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:39,345
I love coffee.

281
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,472
That is a very generous offer.

282
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,418
Thank you. I'll call you back.

283
00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:44,685
That's the Saudis.

284
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,825
They're taking a very
aggressive position.

285
00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:49,263
This is Patel. He's one of the owners.

286
00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:50,901
Hi. Amit Patel.

287
00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:53,551
Rakishly handsome face
from the sign on the yard.

288
00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:56,813
Will you excuse us for a second?

289
00:10:56,814 --> 00:10:57,881
So good to meet you.

290
00:10:57,882 --> 00:11:00,482
There are no Saudis.
That was a fake offer move.

291
00:11:00,484 --> 00:11:01,893
I told you, I've got this.

292
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,726
I really see myself here.

293
00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,963
You know what? I could see you here too.

294
00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:09,542
Although I could also see
three Saudis sharing shakshuka

295
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,176
over in the breakfast nook.

296
00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:13,311
What's their offer?

297
00:11:13,313 --> 00:11:15,081
Ten thou over asking.

298
00:11:15,082 --> 00:11:17,119
But you could match that and...

299
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,153
we could close this
thing right here, right now.

300
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:24,200
Okay, let's do it.

301
00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:25,436
R-really?

302
00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:26,655
Great.

303
00:11:26,657 --> 00:11:29,690
Glad I was here to land this plane.

304
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,985
Oh, yay! You made it.

305
00:11:32,986 --> 00:11:34,400
When Frank called, I said,

306
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,124
"Don't forget Shred,
he would love this".

307
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,156
That's not true.

308
00:11:37,158 --> 00:11:40,265
That-that can't be how it happened.

309
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,969
Emily! Wow.

310
00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,673
Boss outside of work.

311
00:11:43,674 --> 00:11:45,242
What a... very fun.

312
00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:47,649
I invited her even though
she banished my dog

313
00:11:47,651 --> 00:11:49,908
from the precinct, sending
me into a crushing depression.

314
00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:51,047
Do you wanna know what's really cool

315
00:11:51,072 --> 00:11:52,691
about this place that I picked?

316
00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:54,460
It has a golf simulator.

317
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,005
What? No, it doesn't.

318
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,801
It does, in the other room. Yeah.

319
00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,675
I want to see that
swing of yours, girlfriend.

320
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,927
Uh, totally.

321
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,137
Um, but, you know, tonight's
about our friend, Frank,

322
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,705
so we should just be there for him.

323
00:12:04,707 --> 00:12:07,386
Don't let my spiral suspend any mirth.

324
00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:08,684
Go. Fake golf.

325
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,728
Honestly, you ladies
are kinda killin' the vibe.

326
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,396
- Okay.
- It's okay, it's what happens

327
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,673
when you get bigger groups together.

328
00:12:13,675 --> 00:12:14,902
Come on.

329
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,371
Now it's just us.

330
00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:18,710
Frank and Beans.

331
00:12:18,711 --> 00:12:20,346
What, you gave yourself Beans?

332
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,084
I actually started with Beans.

333
00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:24,253
2017.

334
00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:25,723
Pre-pandemic.

335
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:27,159
You're getting a great deal.

336
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,615
House down the street
is asking the same price.

337
00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:30,690
And those dopes,

338
00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:31,769
they don't even have a basement.

339
00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,706
I actually don't need a basement.

340
00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:35,111
It's a flood risk.

341
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:36,604
Uh, yeah. But, you know, it's Seattle.

342
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:37,747
It barely rains here.

343
00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,584
Not to mention, you know,
it's really far from the freeway,

344
00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:41,971
so the commute to
work... hellish.

345
00:12:41,973 --> 00:12:43,291
I work from home.

346
00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:45,295
Oh.

347
00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:48,849
Before I sign, I think maybe I should

348
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:49,905
look at that other house.

349
00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:51,140
Other house?

350
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:54,113
I was gone for less than a minute.

351
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,777
Okay...

352
00:12:59,124 --> 00:13:00,926
Did you wanna pick a club?

353
00:13:00,927 --> 00:13:02,196
Yeah, yeah.

354
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,932
I like to survey the terrain first.

355
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,350
You look so at home here.

356
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,807
Yeah, that's...

357
00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:11,081
I know.

358
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,818
That's an interesting way to grip it.

359
00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:14,458
Yeah, that's what Javie said too.

360
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,759
But, you know, he
wasn't complaining, so...

361
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,761
Wow.

362
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,800
You are off the rails. Swing.

363
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,667
Jesus, take the club.

364
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,352
- Oh!
- Good swing.

365
00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:34,862
Yes! Home at last.

366
00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,798
Who's a good boy?

367
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,502
Well...

368
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,540
Hopper looks pretty happy.

369
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:41,875
Celebratory shots?

370
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:43,304
Yeah! Yeah.

371
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:46,083
And then after that, we'll
go use the photo booth.

372
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:49,056
I'll photoshop you in.

373
00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,960
Meet me in the bathroom.

374
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,864
Victoria is all over
me like a bloodhound.

375
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:53,866
I can't keep lying.

376
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,636
Well, it just sounds like
things are gettin' away

377
00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:57,908
from you a little bit, so
maybe just call it a night.

378
00:13:57,909 --> 00:13:59,587
Will you just stop trying
to be alone with Frank?

379
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,822
It's getting very weird and
we need an actual plan.

380
00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:04,453
Gotcha!

381
00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:05,857
Are you two hooking up?

382
00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:07,912
Is that why you've been acting so weird?

383
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,330
No...

384
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:12,250
That-that... that would,
that would be insane.

385
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,006
- That'd be nuts.
- No, I... I have, I have Javie.

386
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,041
- So...
- Yeah.

387
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,244
Who's... wait, who's Javie?

388
00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:17,914
Babe, that's my golf instructor.

389
00:14:17,915 --> 00:14:19,350
- I told you...
- You just called him babe!

390
00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:20,620
No... damn it.

391
00:14:20,621 --> 00:14:22,635
Okay, yes. We are hooking up.

392
00:14:22,637 --> 00:14:24,460
But I think it's, like, more than that.

393
00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:25,888
- Wait. Really?
- Right?

394
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,934
I mean, I do too, but
wasn't sure how you felt.

395
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,659
Okay. I'm sorry. It sounds like Frank

396
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,142
is having a karaoke breakdown out there.

397
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:36,289
- Is it okay if I just... please.
- Yeah. Yeah. Just... yeah.

398
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,488
Why didn't you tell me?

399
00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:39,794
I didn't tell anyone.

400
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,945
Yeah, but I'm not anyone.

401
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:44,099
At least I thought I wasn't.

402
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,738
Just one more thing, 'cause
I need you to know this.

403
00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:48,241
You ruined golf for me.

404
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:54,242
? Sometimes... everybody cries. ?

405
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,465
? Everybody hur... ?

406
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,192
Okay. Okay! Okay.

407
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,273
? Sometimes... ?

408
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:05,910
Give it up for Frank, everybody.

409
00:15:05,911 --> 00:15:08,280
Such a soulful performance.
Right? Thank you.

410
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:12,184
You were doing so good.

411
00:15:12,186 --> 00:15:13,926
It was the video.

412
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,438
I just miss him so much.

413
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,867
And more than that,
I feel like I failed him.

414
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,542
He's... a perfect dog.

415
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,653
Next up, we got
Frank S. Tears in heaven.

416
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,630
Okay. I can't stand
to see you like this.

417
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,086
I definitely can't take
another song. So...

418
00:15:27,087 --> 00:15:28,717
as much as it pains me to say it,

419
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,745
maybe you should think
about going to get Hopper back.

420
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:33,164
Do I ask myself why it's
Hopper you love instead of me?

421
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,969
- Yeah.
- You comin'?

422
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,576
Oh, we're going now.

423
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,153
Why are his doors wide open?

424
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:51,967
Hopper!

425
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:55,676
Hey.

426
00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:56,979
You okay?

427
00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:59,373
This is a Taken situation.

428
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,418
They took Hopper.

429
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,024
They probably already got him
dancing on some sheikh's yacht.

430
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:04,378
Cherise?!

431
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,930
Did they take her?
Did they take Cherise?

432
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,266
No. She did it!

433
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,699
She cleaned me out!

434
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,592
Hopper bolted when she
was carrying out my 4K TV.

435
00:16:11,594 --> 00:16:12,745
He's probably looking for me!

436
00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:15,264
I'm such an idiot! I took
a shower this morning.

437
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,419
My musk is weak, so I gotta...

438
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,435
Should I call the
police? I'll call the police.

439
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,839
No, we can't get the police involved

440
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,354
in me and Cherise's situation.

441
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,686
I can't believe you lost my dog.

442
00:16:23,688 --> 00:16:24,735
- What?
- Here, let me help.

443
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:25,737
Ahhh!

444
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:27,794
I can't believe I sold
someone else's house.

445
00:16:27,796 --> 00:16:29,978
- I blew it!
- She's just looking, okay?

446
00:16:29,979 --> 00:16:31,180
Just stay positive.

447
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,390
You know, I think of myself
as this hotshot entrepreneur

448
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,787
who can make any deal happen.

449
00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:37,159
Now I'm wondering,
maybe I'm terrible at this.

450
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,944
Okay, look, don't take
this the wrong way.

451
00:16:39,946 --> 00:16:41,134
I'm preparing to be offended.

452
00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:42,436
You're not as smart
as you think you are.

453
00:16:42,437 --> 00:16:44,335
I was ready for it and it still hurt.

454
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,836
Look, I'm not calling you a dummy.

455
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,114
I'm just saying you don't
always know what's better.

456
00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:49,615
I had your house sold.

457
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:53,090
No. You did. I'm sorry.

458
00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:54,861
Okay. Accepted.

459
00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:03,144
She's going with the
other house, isn't she?

460
00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:04,781
- Yup.
- Oh...

461
00:17:04,782 --> 00:17:06,251
Give me that bottle.

462
00:17:06,252 --> 00:17:08,454
Ahh.

463
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,679
It's empty! You stole my
commission and my buzz?

464
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,722
Yeah, I think I'm
gonna need a ride home.

465
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:15,669
No. You riding the bus, dummy.

466
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,138
Hopper!

467
00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,661
Where are you?

468
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,014
Daddy's sorry he abandoned you!

469
00:17:21,015 --> 00:17:22,049
Cherise!

470
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:24,186
I just wanna talk.

471
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:25,288
I forgive you.

472
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,564
I think you're letting
her off a little easy, man.

473
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,797
All available
trucks, there is a Malinois

474
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,637
pacing the outer guardrail
of the Cherry Creek Bridge.

475
00:17:32,638 --> 00:17:35,309
That's Hopper. Uh,
t-tell him not to jump.

476
00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:37,163
The dog does not have a radio.

477
00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:40,686
Yeah, Truck 12 responding.
We're on the way right now.

478
00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:42,585
Do you wanna do karaoke?

479
00:17:42,587 --> 00:17:44,967
They have Jock Jams, your favorite.

480
00:17:52,075 --> 00:17:53,487
Look, I'm sorry. Okay?

481
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,222
I really wanted to tell you, I just...

482
00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,834
there's been so much
scrutiny on me with the merger.

483
00:17:57,852 --> 00:17:59,410
No, enough about the bloody merger.

484
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,028
We added 10 people.
We are not uniting careers.

485
00:18:02,029 --> 00:18:03,497
You're right, I should've told you.

486
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:05,168
How long has it been going on?

487
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,443
About... two months.

488
00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:09,243
Two m... two months?

489
00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:12,148
That's not some hookup.
You are in a relationship.

490
00:18:12,149 --> 00:18:13,674
No, we haven't had
that conversation yet.

491
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,959
But he did ask me about
my Christmas wish list,

492
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:16,961
so maybe we are?

493
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,967
You two have had a crush
on each other for, like, ever.

494
00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:20,331
The sex must be amazing.

495
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,801
Or really bad. Is it really bad?

496
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,071
Disappointing, maybe.

497
00:18:23,072 --> 00:18:24,774
I'm excited for you.

498
00:18:24,775 --> 00:18:26,110
I am, I am.

499
00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:27,671
This is incredible news.

500
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,351
- I know.
- That you withheld from me.

501
00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:31,717
Because you don't trust me.

502
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,681
- I totally trust you.
- Do you?

503
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:34,987
Because I tell you everything.

504
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,101
Like that time that
I went to the club...

505
00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,471
and I bought my own drinks.

506
00:18:40,472 --> 00:18:41,608
Mm-hmm.

507
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:43,704
Would it make you feel
better if I told you something

508
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,304
that I've never admitted to anyone?

509
00:18:45,306 --> 00:18:47,583
It would depend on how juicy it is.

510
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,418
It's a ripe peach in a hot car.

511
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,586
Okay. I'm ready.

512
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:54,066
So you know Terrence
who delivers the cat food?

513
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,610
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

514
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:59,443
Okay. Well...

515
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,413
I sent him a nude.

516
00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:02,549
Okay. It was an accident.

517
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:03,821
It was an accident!

518
00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:06,023
I was taking practice shots.

519
00:19:06,024 --> 00:19:07,425
- And I...
- Wait. No, go back.

520
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:08,428
- No. What?
- Practice shots.

521
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:09,772
These aren't for anyone specific.

522
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,566
It was last year, I was single,
and I needed to create a library

523
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,373
to pull from should the
opportunity present itself.

524
00:19:14,374 --> 00:19:15,409
- Of course.
- So...

525
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,444
So, why Terrence?

526
00:19:16,445 --> 00:19:17,747
I was sending him a work email,

527
00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:19,416
and I accidentally attached it.

528
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,624
And now things are super awkward.

529
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,257
- Oh my god.
- Mm-hmm.

530
00:19:23,258 --> 00:19:25,095
That is really good.

531
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:27,499
But to earn my full forgiveness,

532
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,735
I need one more thing.

533
00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:30,438
Okay.

534
00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:31,835
I'm not sending you the picture.

535
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,860
Yeah. I'm gonna get it from Terrence.

536
00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:36,350
No you're not. No you're not.

537
00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:40,526
Hopper!

538
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,995
Come!

539
00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,097
Come, boy!

540
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,901
Hopper. Oh.

541
00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:46,070
Hi. Hey, boy.

542
00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:47,840
How you doing?

543
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:49,011
Is that Cherise?

544
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,231
Is she trying to get a hold of me?

545
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,148
Dude, she's gone. Okay?

546
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,390
Oh, man.

547
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,021
The sale of my house just fell through.

548
00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,390
Oh, boy.

549
00:19:56,391 --> 00:19:57,760
Everything's going to crap.

550
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,764
Pal, I'm so sorry. I can't imagine

551
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,035
all the horrors you
saw at Roman's haunted

552
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,233
dollhouse mansion.

553
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,060
Kicking a man while he's down, F'Shaw?

554
00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:07,081
And lest you forget,
you're not permitted to have

555
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,149
a dog in your one-bedroom
depression hut.

556
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,787
We'll figure out something.

557
00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:13,691
At my community garden there's a shed.

558
00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:16,063
No. I can't allow you
to rest your angry head

559
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:18,334
on bags of fertilizer.

560
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,839
I may have a better option.

561
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,975
It's morning.

562
00:20:21,976 --> 00:20:25,615
You come downstairs
and the smell of coffee

563
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:27,753
permeates your new home.

564
00:20:27,754 --> 00:20:29,456
Frank, you love coffee.

565
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:30,692
It's the perfect rental for you.

566
00:20:30,693 --> 00:20:32,696
You guys are selling
to the wrong person.

567
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:35,402
It's this guy you gotta close.

568
00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:39,207
Oh.

569
00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:42,048
Huh. I guess all cats
want is a big window.

570
00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:43,542
Where do I sign?

571
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,064
Why are you so quiet?

572
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,485
He's not allowed to talk.

573
00:20:58,581 --> 00:20:59,616
Hello, Roman.

574
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:01,687
Let me guess, your
girlfriend stole your signed

575
00:21:01,688 --> 00:21:03,123
Coyote Ugly cast photo?

576
00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:04,593
Nah, it's just my passport.

577
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:05,661
Nothing important.

578
00:21:05,662 --> 00:21:07,733
But I'm calling for Hopper.
Can you put him on?

579
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,469
Oh, no, no. I get it.
You miss him already.

580
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:10,903
Just put him on.

581
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:20,124
You taught my dog to pee on command?

582
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,828
Yes, I did.

583
00:21:21,829 --> 00:21:24,066
And you'll never guess the command word.

584
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,101
Let's just say

585
00:21:25,102 --> 00:21:27,840
it's a word you'll have
a hard time letting go.

586
00:21:27,841 --> 00:21:31,013
Why did I trust that idiot?

587
00:21:32,984 --> 00:21:34,519
It's idiot.

588
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:39,118
Ah, it's my favorite word. I'm screwed.

589
00:21:39,143 --> 00:21:43,066
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