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Shut up! Shut up everybody, it's Gronk.

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Who's that again?

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You need to learn our culture,
we are the center of the world.

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Rob Gronkowski.

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Four-time Super Bowl winner,
five-time Pro Bowl selection.

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Taurus sun, Libra rising.

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Are you gonna answer that?

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Okay, Frank, take a deep breath.

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What's up, Gronk? How's my favorite 87?

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Of course I do favors.
You need help moving?

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Throw the ball?

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Lady problems?

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Oh, you're outside.

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Remember, his favorite food is grass,

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and his favorite sport
is women's soccer.

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- Take good care of him.
- What's up, buddy?

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Hi... he has a full-on
zebra with him, Frank.

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Uh, so, Tommy gave me
this guy a few months back.

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- Tom Brady.
- Okay.

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He got it from Jules.

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Julian Edelman.

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- Yes.
- Dude, pull back.

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Anyways, Tommy told
me it was a teacup breed,

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which is awesome,
because I love tiny stuff.

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Oh my God, I'm tiny. I'm tiny.

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No one told me he'd keep growing.

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He's really cool, but the
black and white stripes

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are kind of triggering.

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Anyways, can you guys
find him a good home?

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Oh, yeah, I... I don't know
that we can re-home a zebra.

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So...

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Can I talk to you for a sec? Huddle up.

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- We're doing this.
- No, absolutely not.

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We have a hard enough time
adopting out adorable puppies.

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Much less a Serengeti equine.

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Look, I don't ask much.

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All you do is ask for stuff.

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All right, worst case scenario,

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we leave him in a zoo
parking lot after dark.

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Great news! We'll take him.

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We feel really good about this.

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Oh. Thanks, man.

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Oh, it's what we do.

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I mean, that and tossin' 'em back.

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Do you wanna get a beer sometime?

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Sure. I'll call you.

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Gronk and I are gettin' a beer!

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He's not gonna call you.

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He is, Gronk said it.

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I just got to make sure
my ringer's on 24/7.

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I'm getting a beer with Gronk!

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That's sad, huh?

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Sorry.

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Once you have your fourth kid,

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these caffeine drinks don't work!

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It's the sound of the yawn
that I find most unsettling.

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You see that big
extension cord right there?

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So, that's a step on three.

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- We'll take three, slowly.
- Yeah. Okay, just... Parker.

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- Please, I'm fine.
- I just don't want you...

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Why are you walking
like you're about to accept

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a lifetime achievement award?

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It's 'cause she tripped while she was...

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sneezing... mid-jump shot.

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- She sunk it.
- Yeah, you don't have to lie.

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These people know who I am.

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We were mid-sexy role-play.

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He was a Lord from the 1600s,

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I was his suckling pig, and...

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I slipped off the dining room table.

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I just tweaked my back a bit, I'm fine.

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I'm gonna go to the pharmacy

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and see if they make
ice packs for butts.

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Don't do that. It's fine, it's fine.

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It's my own fault for not
doing a few cobra poses

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before you popped
that apple in my mouth.

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Call me if you need anything, okay?

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Voicemail's pretty
full, so just keep trying.

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Yeah, okay. Bye.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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What's the
temperature in here? She likes it 70!

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Hey, everyone.

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I have some sad news.

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Carl's gonna be on sabbatical
because his wife is ill.

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Yes! Yes!

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- Oh, boy.
- Uh, forgive him.

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I think he's celebrating
because this means

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he'll be interim Union Rep.

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Yeah, a position I should've
had this whole time.

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It was a sham election.

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Oh, it's true. I voted for Frank twice.

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And you know, I don't
mean to state the obvious,

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but Union Rep is way more important than

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senior officer.

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I have wrested control of
this precinct from Templeton,

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the human rug burn.

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It's actually my precinct, but...

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And you've wrested nothing.

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This man bows to no one.

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Daisy, please.

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This is a time for us to come together.

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What?

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What's goin' on?

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Well, Frank, your first job
as Union Rep is to represent

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Templeton at his
disciplinary board review.

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Never. Next order of business,
I'm gonna need an intern.

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Probably best to get someone
fresh from the academy

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so I can mold them in my image.

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What? You can get
interns? I want an intern too.

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No, nobody gets interns.

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And, Templeton,

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what depravity are you
definitely guilty of this time?

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Nothing, and I'm confident
my body cam footage

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will exonerate me.

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All right, let me set the scene.

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There was a report
of a small missing dog.

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I saw it on the street, I
pulled over, it disappeared.

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I assumed there was
theft, so I followed protocol.

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Sir, do you have a dog in your pants?

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- What?
- Your pelvis, sir.

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I clearly see activity
and I believe it's a Yorkie.

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So, I'm gonna ask you to produce it,

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or remove your pants.

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Get away from me, you freak!

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Wait, no! Come back!
What are you doing?!

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Hey, come back here!

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Okay. That's enough.
I don't catch him, so...

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My man is a quarter horse,
he's not built for distance.

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Level with me. Is it bad?

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Only when viewed through

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the filter of normal human behavior.

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I can't go down for this.

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They'll send me to the probation room.

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Didn't they shut that place
down after the exposé?

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Sorry, uh, what's the probation room?

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Uh, it's where they send
suspended city workers.

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Think of the coolest place full
of the most impressive people,

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and it's the opposite.

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You're not allowed to work.

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You're not allowed to go home.

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You can't go home?

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Not 'til 5:00 PM.

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Even if I didn't find you reprehensible,

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which I do, this case is unwinnable.

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Then you better win.

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'Cause right now, you're
the interim Union Rep.

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- I have the votes.
- Oh, do you?

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Are you forgetting that
I brought ten officers

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when our precincts merged?

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We vote as a bloc.
Isn't that right, boys?

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Mm-hmm!

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Fine. Damn it.

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Well, like the Spartans of old,

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I shall face impossible odds
with courage and rock-hard abs.

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But... I need all the facts.

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And I absolutely need my own intern.

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Nope. An intern is just
so not remotely happening.

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Um... okay,
everyone, let's get back to work.

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Shred, can I talk to you
about kibble inventory?

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- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah. Okay.

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Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I actually brought you to our
spot to ask you something.

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I love that we have a secret spot.

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It's also really nice in here.

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Oh, thank you. I actually
did some sweeping,

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and I tidied the shelves.

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And then I also sprayed
some of my perfume

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on the cat food bags.

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Yeah, I was wondering
why that seafood blend

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was getting me jazzed.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. No.

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I... I do wanna ask you a question.

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- Okay.
- Do you wanna go on,

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like, a real date?

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Like out at a restaurant?

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- Like an official date?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, but I thought we couldn't
'cause you might get in trouble.

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I think we can pull it off.

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- I found this restaurant, in Tacoma.
- Mmhmm.

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And do you know what they're famous for?

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Being incredibly far from where we live?

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- Key lime pie.
- I love key lime pie!

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I know you do.

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Oh!

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- That's so sweet.
- Mm.

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Oh wait.

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That's our two minutes.

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Um, okay, so when we walk
out of here, just act natural.

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- Okay.
- Okay?

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I got it.

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What's with the Joker smiles?

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Nothing.

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We were talking about
something that made us smile.

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What?

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Key lime pie.

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Mmhmm.

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I love key lime pie!

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Oh.

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- That was close.
- My heart is pounding.

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Storage room?

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Yeah, I'll reset my timer.

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- Okay.
- Yes.

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Can you back off?

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I can feel your beef
stew breath on my cheek.

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We need to canvass these four blocks.

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Check security cameras,
talk to witnesses.

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Anyone unfortunate enough
to be that close to you.

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We have to prove a dog was on the scene.

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I know what I saw. I have 20/10 vision.

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Better than birds of prey.

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You once told me that Margot Robbie

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checked you out at Target.

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Why are you dangling here?

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This is supposed to be a
closed meeting with my counsel.

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Because my back is pretty
sore and the sling helps.

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I said she could stay if she took notes.

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Could you read back what we have so far?

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Yeah... Frank told me to take notes.

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I told him to go to hell.

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And that's pretty
much where we left off.

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Is anyone gonna take this seriously?

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My career's on the line here.

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Will you just relax and let
me reluctantly do my job?

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For the record, it was Margot.

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Saw her buying t-shirts
with an older blond guy.

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Pretty sure it was Robert Redford.

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That I will write down.

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That's great.

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After you, my lady.

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- Thank you very much.
- Yes.

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Oh, people here are not as

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dressed up as...

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You're not that overdressed.

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No. Daisy.

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Uh... what do I do?

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Shred!

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She may have spotted me.

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Hey. I have to go intercept.

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- No, no, no, no.
- Yes. Just stay here.

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I'm gonna make a crawl for it. Okay?

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- I'll just meet you in the car.
- Okay. Two minutes.

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Wait, wait, wait! My keys.

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- Daisy!
- Yes, hey!

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What are you doin' here?

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Well, all that talk of key lime pie,

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I got a craving.

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So, I Googled "best place in the city",

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and this place popped up.

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Yes, so I'm the reason you're here.

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- Yep!
- Love that.

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Love that. Oh.

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Sorry.

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Ah, it looks like my date
just canceled last minute,

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emergency dental
surgery, bottom incisor.

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Uh, that sounds
really specific and fake.

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I think she's blowing you off.

257
00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:26,746
Dang. Well...

258
00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:28,683
I'm gonna go process
these emotions at home.

259
00:08:28,684 --> 00:08:30,286
I also got stood up.

260
00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:32,954
My son blew me off to go
hang out with his friends.

261
00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:34,597
Yeah, that sounds tough.

262
00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:36,397
Hey, let's get into that tomorrow.

263
00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:37,433
I was just sitting here

264
00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,672
scrolling through pictures
of him when he was little.

265
00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:42,310
Pathetic, right?

266
00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:43,478
No, it's not pathetic.

267
00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,249
It's actually really sweet.

268
00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,318
Hey.

269
00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:48,222
Show me that baby.

270
00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,223
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

271
00:08:49,225 --> 00:08:50,361
Okay. Oh!

272
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,165
Two slices of key lime pie, please.

273
00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,770
Look how adorable he was.

274
00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:57,473
Oh... he has a big head, though.

275
00:08:57,474 --> 00:09:00,474
He did a number on me.

276
00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:04,020
Ooh!

277
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,155
Eugh!

278
00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:06,491
Whoa! Whoa!

279
00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:08,829
Oh, no. What?

280
00:09:09,976 --> 00:09:12,671
What was in this?

281
00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,666
No. Do not puke on
your first official date.

282
00:09:17,668 --> 00:09:19,484
Do not do it.

283
00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:22,023
Not that he would notice.

284
00:09:22,024 --> 00:09:23,526
Okay. Looks like none of the neighbors

285
00:09:23,527 --> 00:09:24,795
have any footage of the dog.

286
00:09:24,796 --> 00:09:25,940
You think they're all in on this?

287
00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:26,942
No.

288
00:09:26,944 --> 00:09:28,035
Well, maybe. Probably.

289
00:09:28,037 --> 00:09:29,400
I mean, people tend to hate you.

290
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,112
I'm trying to support
you, but this just feels like

291
00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:32,242
a community cleanup.

292
00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:33,740
Look, there's no evidence too small.

293
00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:35,015
We are painting a picture.

294
00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:36,852
What's the bell off a broken wind chime

295
00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:37,993
gonna do to help us?

296
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,862
What's next? We've talked to everyone.

297
00:09:39,864 --> 00:09:41,039
Not everyone.

298
00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,898
Hi. My name's Frank.

299
00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:45,570
Can I ask you a couple of
questions about a missing dog?

300
00:09:45,571 --> 00:09:47,253
- Doggie?
- Yeah, doggie.

301
00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:48,375
Doggie?

302
00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:49,411
- What?
- Uh...

303
00:09:49,412 --> 00:09:51,231
This is what he looks
like. Have you seen him?

304
00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,918
- Push, please.
- Sure.

305
00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:55,757
You know, anything that,
uh, you can remember

306
00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,426
- would be very helpful.
- Higher!

307
00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:58,529
Listen here, Miss Swing-lover...

308
00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,306
- Okay, okay.
- She's playing with us, Frank.

309
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,851
Turn up the heat! Turn up the heat.

310
00:10:01,853 --> 00:10:04,853
- What are you doing?
- Hi. Can I, uh, help you?

311
00:10:05,177 --> 00:10:08,047
Uh, yes. Um, I'm officer Frank Shaw

312
00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:10,152
with the Seattle Department
of Animal Control.

313
00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:11,221
NCIS.

314
00:10:11,222 --> 00:10:12,791
We're here to ask your
daughter some questions,

315
00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:13,927
and it's not going very well.

316
00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,574
- Is it?
- Doggie eat dragon.

317
00:10:15,576 --> 00:10:17,450
Doggie eat dragon? What
does that even mean?

318
00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:19,283
She can't even string two
coherent thoughts together.

319
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,441
All right, I need you
to get off my property.

320
00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,278
- Okay.
- Uh, I'm sorry about him.

321
00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:25,616
If it's any consolation, a
jury of his peers is about

322
00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:26,749
to toss him in a cage.

323
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,121
Oh, you'd love that,
wouldn't you, Frank?

324
00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:30,171
See me carted off to
some probation room.

325
00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,675
Doorless bathroom stalls.

326
00:10:31,677 --> 00:10:32,731
God only knows who I'll be

327
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,217
when I get out of that gladiator school.

328
00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:35,335
You know what?

329
00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:36,572
I'm done.

330
00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:39,127
Shocker. You're quitting just
like you quit on your marriage.

331
00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:40,137
I've never been married.

332
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,414
Yeah, 'cause no one will have you.

333
00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:42,415
Burn. I knew that.

334
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,855
And bye-bye Union Rep votes!

335
00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:47,144
Frank, open the door, big guy.

336
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,996
Frank, what are you doing?
You can't leave me here.

337
00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:50,600
My picture's all over
the community website.

338
00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:53,601
Frank! Frank!

339
00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:56,244
Oh.

340
00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:59,245
Come on, Dudge. Find that fourth gear.

341
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:06,999
Hi. How's it going?

342
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,836
Hey, uh, Daisy's in the bathroom,

343
00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:09,905
but we're almost done here.

344
00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:12,142
Just have to power through
the rest of the sangria.

345
00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:13,411
Give me, like, ten more minutes?

346
00:11:13,412 --> 00:11:16,251
Great, yeah, um, I can
be there in 15 minutes.

347
00:11:16,252 --> 00:11:18,177
Wh... aren't you in the parking lot?

348
00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:19,345
Oh, no.

349
00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:21,629
I am at the car wash.

350
00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:22,798
Why?

351
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:24,300
Well, because, uh,

352
00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:26,471
your backseat is an entire ecosystem.

353
00:11:26,472 --> 00:11:27,729
But, yeah. No.

354
00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:30,731
I will be there as fast as I can.

355
00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:34,888
Outta the way, lady!

356
00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:37,359
- Emily?
- Patel?

357
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,529
- Hi.
- Hi.

358
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,530
What are you doing here,
so far from your own house?

359
00:11:41,645 --> 00:11:43,004
Two dollar Tuesdays.

360
00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,942
Cheapest wash in the greater metro area.

361
00:11:44,943 --> 00:11:46,039
Everybody's favorite.

362
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,749
Baby's in the back,
and he can only sleep

363
00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:49,417
when he's going through the car wash.

364
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,497
Again and again.

365
00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:53,158
Right. Yeah.

366
00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,196
I... I... I guess you're probably

367
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,634
also wondering what
I'm doing here at this...

368
00:11:57,635 --> 00:11:59,237
car wash all dressed up.

369
00:11:59,238 --> 00:12:02,238
Um, so I'll tell you, and
the... what the thing is, is...

370
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:03,723
Patel?

371
00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:05,158
Outta the way, lady.

372
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,417
Emily?

373
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:07,587
Hi.

374
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,190
What are you doing here?

375
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,777
Go, girl. Go.

376
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,703
Hey. There you are.

377
00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,306
I've been worried sick.

378
00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:19,109
You haven't been answering my calls.

379
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,682
Wait, what? Why does
your office have a sex swing?

380
00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,418
Oh, no. It's for dogs.

381
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:24,989
Not to, like, have se... but...

382
00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:26,324
Um, it's good for my back pain.

383
00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:28,356
Oh, man. It's gotten worse, hasn't it?

384
00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:29,932
No, it's good. I'm-I'm working.

385
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,569
I'm-I'm doing paperwork and stuff.

386
00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:32,833
Well, leave that 'til tomorrow.

387
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,108
Let me take you home,
run you a little bath.

388
00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:36,756
Put on one of those
reality shows you like,

389
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:39,350
where everyone's rich, but
everyone's also classless.

390
00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:42,351
That's so sweet, but I don't
need your help, I'm good.

391
00:12:42,424 --> 00:12:45,129
This swing is all the
support I... my back needs.

392
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,264
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

393
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,100
There's just something about
leaving you dangling here

394
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,671
that seems very uncool.

395
00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:50,724
Well, how about this?

396
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,726
When I get back on
my feet, I'll call you.

397
00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:55,950
- Okay.
- Okay.

398
00:12:55,951 --> 00:12:56,986
Yeah, that sounds good.

399
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,054
- Hang in there.
- Yeah.

400
00:12:58,055 --> 00:13:01,055
And... hang on there.

401
00:13:04,568 --> 00:13:06,972
Oh, man.

402
00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:08,609
All right.

403
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,212
Thank you, sir.

404
00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:11,749
You know what?

405
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,220
The person who stood you up tonight

406
00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:15,526
doesn't know what they're missing.

407
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,737
You are gonna be a great
catch when you grow up.

408
00:13:17,739 --> 00:13:19,664
I think I'm, like, four
years younger than you.

409
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,201
Oh, no. Don't make me do math.

410
00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:22,575
I'm sangria stupid right now.

411
00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:25,096
Yeah, I had to stop
you from tipping $1,200.

412
00:13:26,378 --> 00:13:29,117
Oh, thank you so much for
filling in for my kid tonight.

413
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,653
You know, you kinda remind me of him.

414
00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:32,292
Except you're shorter.

415
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:33,793
And whiter.

416
00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:36,794
Ooh, you know how
people have work husbands?

417
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,401
You gon' be my work son.

418
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,361
I feel like in high school,
you would've been a senior

419
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:42,321
- when I was a freshman.
- Don't talk back to me.

420
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:44,120
Have a good night. I'll
see you tomorrow, kiddo.

421
00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:45,783
Yes, ma'am.

422
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,286
It's cold out. Put a coat on!

423
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:49,992
Hey. Daisy's gone.

424
00:13:49,993 --> 00:13:51,205
Come back so we can start our date.

425
00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,582
It's too late now.

426
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:54,366
I had a run-in with Patel and now I'm

427
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,739
currently babysitting 2/6 of his family.

428
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:59,410
So...

429
00:13:59,411 --> 00:14:00,614
Okay, so what do we do?

430
00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,383
Oh, I don't know, maybe

431
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:05,384
go back in time and not
let Daisy steal our first date?

432
00:14:07,124 --> 00:14:08,347
Are you mad at me?

433
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:09,565
No.

434
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,267
I mean... a little.

435
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,977
Why? I was just being nice.

436
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:14,273
Yeah, yeah, I know,

437
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,477
Maybe you were just
being, like, a little too nice.

438
00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:19,416
Okay, well, to be fair, we'd
be on the date right now,

439
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,287
but you had to go and clean my car?

440
00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:23,826
Okay, it sounds like
now you're mad at me.

441
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,154
Don't you think it's a little weird?

442
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,716
I think it's weird to pick
me up for a first date in a car

443
00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:30,573
that has three half-eaten
soft pretzels in the backseat.

444
00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:32,744
- But...
- I get full too fast!

445
00:14:32,745 --> 00:14:34,246
And I think it's a little

446
00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:35,717
weird that you're always cleaning stuff.

447
00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:37,900
- It's, like, a little obsessive.
- Obsessive?

448
00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:40,760
Well, I'm so sorry that I
wanted tonight to be perfect.

449
00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,299
Maya. It's your turn.

450
00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:45,069
Ah... stop, stop.

451
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,337
Okay, I gotta go.

452
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:48,441
Hey, thanks for a great first date.

453
00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:49,442
What, is that sarcastic?

454
00:14:49,444 --> 00:14:50,713
I can't tell when you're whispering.

455
00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:53,714
- I gotta go.
- You still have my car!

456
00:14:57,728 --> 00:14:59,430
Oh, you're still in that thing.

457
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,431
Another mystery solved
by Detective Frank Shaw.

458
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:04,012
I've actually been here all night.

459
00:15:04,014 --> 00:15:06,570
Parker wanted to, like,
help take me home and stuff,

460
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,083
but I don't know, that just felt weird.

461
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,219
Yeah, you're just hanging out.

462
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,089
Ooh, that was close to a pun.

463
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:15,090
Oh, God. What if we're
not just hanging out?

464
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,499
I'm sorry, do you need me to continue

465
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,104
- to fake interest in this?
- No, we're good.

466
00:15:20,105 --> 00:15:22,442
We're really good. Um,
how's the investigation going?

467
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,714
I quit. Should've
never helped him at all.

468
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,351
His career's on the line.

469
00:15:26,352 --> 00:15:29,352
He's old, he doesn't
have other career options.

470
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:30,860
You can relate, right?

471
00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:32,396
Even if I wanted to help that boomer,

472
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,701
which, as a millennial,
doesn't feel right.

473
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:37,372
Only person that even
claimed to have seen the dog

474
00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:40,022
was a five-year-old who
was rattling on about dragons.

475
00:15:40,024 --> 00:15:43,024
Ugh. I hate kids.

476
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,888
Doggie eat dragon.

477
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,124
- Wait here.
- Oh, uh, yeah.

478
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,193
I don't have a choice.

479
00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:49,664
We found a saliva-covered
bell on the sidewalk...

480
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,433
I wonder...

481
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,171
- It's a match.
- Wait. What's happening?

482
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,646
I placed the dog at the scene.

483
00:15:54,648 --> 00:15:56,211
- Oh.
- Damn it.

484
00:15:56,212 --> 00:15:58,014
Guess I'm back in.

485
00:15:58,015 --> 00:16:01,015
- Do you need a ride?
- I don't need help. I'm good.

486
00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:02,624
Stoic, emotionally closed off.

487
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,625
Don't ever change.

488
00:16:09,121 --> 00:16:10,341
We're off.

489
00:16:10,343 --> 00:16:11,875
We're off to the races.

490
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:13,612
And there we go.

491
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,382
Victoria, are you okay?

492
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,252
Is that birdseed in your hair?

493
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,789
Um, yeah. Midnight snack.

494
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,229
Did you sleep here last night?

495
00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:22,429
I couldn't leave, Parker
wanted to take care of me.

496
00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:23,900
It was feeling like a in sickness

497
00:16:23,902 --> 00:16:25,335
and in health type situation.

498
00:16:25,337 --> 00:16:26,901
- Okay...
- I would love some bread.

499
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,910
Let's not use the mop
to do that, let's just...

500
00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:30,847
- I'll get it for you.
- Yeah.

501
00:16:30,848 --> 00:16:32,416
You know, I...

502
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,420
I don't think he was trying
to act like you're married.

503
00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,357
I think he probably
just cares about you.

504
00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,696
Yeah, well, it's a slippery slope.

505
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:39,798
Like my dining room table.

506
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,802
Okay, I know you're in
debilitating pain right now,

507
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:42,904
but I'm just gonna say it.

508
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,708
You're acting really weird about this.

509
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:46,210
Oh, my God, you're right.

510
00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:47,379
It's okay, you just...

511
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,634
freaked out a little and you
made it into a bigger deal

512
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:50,919
than it actually is.

513
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,724
I do that all the time.

514
00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,594
It is kinda your move, isn't it?

515
00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:56,498
Yeah.

516
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,566
Yeah, it kind of is.

517
00:16:58,568 --> 00:17:00,438
Emily.

518
00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:01,909
Okay.

519
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:02,961
Is there a bird up there?

520
00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:05,963
There is not not a bird.

521
00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:11,460
All right, let's get started.

522
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:13,649
Officer Dudge. Are you ready to begin?

523
00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:14,919
Actually, no.

524
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:16,493
My counsel saw fit to abandon me,

525
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:17,874
so I'd like a stay of execution.

526
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:18,876
Please?

527
00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:19,911
No need.

528
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,753
If it pleases the court,
my name is Frank Shaw.

529
00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:25,017
I'm a millennial,

530
00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:27,960
and I'm here to represent Officer Dudge.

531
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:30,666
This case is based on a set of facts

532
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:31,902
that are indisputable.

533
00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:33,137
Fact number one.

534
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:36,138
One week ago, Marlena Enriquez
reported her pet Yorkie missing

535
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,515
on a neighborhood app

536
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,254
typically used to sell
deteriorating wicker furniture.

537
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,312
Oh yeah, you can actually
get some great deals on there.

538
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:44,314
Fact number two.

539
00:17:44,316 --> 00:17:46,431
Four days later, Officer
Dudge received a call

540
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,669
alerting him to a loose Yorkie

541
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,606
in the Madison Valley neighborhood.

542
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:51,737
Dispatch to Truck 4.

543
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,980
We have a loose dog in the
Madison Valley neighborhood.

544
00:17:53,981 --> 00:17:56,886
On my way!
Favorite strip club is over there.

545
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,020
Fact number three.

546
00:17:58,021 --> 00:18:00,458
A very reliable eyewitness confirmed

547
00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:03,459
the dog was seen gnawing on a chew toy

548
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,693
of this exact design.

549
00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:07,540
Doggie ate dragon.

550
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,541
Now, while this specific unit
was sourced at the precinct,

551
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,183
this bell...

552
00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,318
found at the scene

553
00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:17,312
is an exact match, down
to serial number and pitch.

554
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,302
I know what you're thinking.

555
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:24,312
What a breakthrough.
Incredible detective work.

556
00:18:24,314 --> 00:18:25,943
Amazing hairline.

557
00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:27,714
But the question remains.

558
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,715
Was Templeton being
reasonable in assuming

559
00:18:30,721 --> 00:18:33,721
a man could effectively
conceal a dog in his pants?

560
00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:38,629
And to that question, I
give you fact number four.

561
00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:39,800
Shred!

562
00:18:41,776 --> 00:18:44,776
Oh.

563
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,663
The defense rests.

564
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,067
Give us a moment to confer.

565
00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:00,613
All right. Templeton Dudge.

566
00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:03,084
You are cleared of all wrongdoing.

567
00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:08,094
A deal's a deal, Frank.

568
00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,698
I'm gonna whip those votes for you.

569
00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:12,303
I'm gonna whip 'em 'til
they're beggin' for more.

570
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,667
Why is everything
always so sexual with you?

571
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,795
_

572
00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:25,963
Ah... I thought we could use a do-over.

573
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,934
I mean, if you still want to.

574
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:29,377
Yeah. Of course.

575
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:30,472
Are you kidding?

576
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,675
- Really?
- Look at this.

577
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:34,676
And I... I... I did zero sweeping
or tidying of the shelves.

578
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:37,485
I'm so sorry I'm such a neat freak.

579
00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:39,489
I... I should've left your car alone.

580
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,872
No, my car was filthy, and...

581
00:19:41,874 --> 00:19:43,298
I'm sorry I spent our night with Daisy.

582
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,534
No, you were just being nice.

583
00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:47,535
It was so sweet and
I... I totally overreacted.

584
00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:49,877
I don't know. I wanted it to be special.

585
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:52,878
Well, we did have our
first official fight, so that's...

586
00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:54,677
kinda something.

587
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:56,123
Aww, it's true. We did.

588
00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:58,127
Maybe the first of many.

589
00:19:58,128 --> 00:19:59,564
I don't know about many.

590
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,475
Yeah, that's a weird thing to say.

591
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,678
Hey!

592
00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:08,582
I've been getting your
texts on my phone.

593
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,084
Thank you for coming to get me.

594
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,222
Fair warning... I smell.

595
00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:14,493
You could never smell to me.

596
00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,598
Whoa, yeah, I'm
getting a little bit now.

597
00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:18,467
I know that I've been a bit of a weirdo

598
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:19,771
about not letting you help me.

599
00:20:19,772 --> 00:20:21,844
I get it, we've only been
hanging out for a little bit.

600
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,346
I just hate to see
you in pain like this.

601
00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:26,885
That's really lovely.

602
00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,856
I think I need to go now.

603
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:29,891
Allow me.

604
00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,426
Clear a path, everybody!

605
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:33,464
I have a strong, independent lady

606
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:36,465
who needs a man to take her home.

607
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:38,007
Come here.

608
00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,711
Ooh, you're so strong.

609
00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:42,712
Thank you very much.

610
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:46,090
Hey! Aww, it's too much.

611
00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:47,459
You guys, please.

612
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,695
I don't like to bow.

613
00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:51,133
O-okay, I will bow. Here you go.

614
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,469
It's not for you, buddy.

615
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,470
Ah, it's too late. Already bowing.

616
00:20:58,743 --> 00:21:00,946
Well, they wanted to
get me, and they did.

617
00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:03,926
The Commission censured
me for pocketing adoption fees,

618
00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,598
which I didn't do, of
course, but doesn't matter.

619
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,502
They're sending me
to the probation room.

620
00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:10,309
Oh, honey, you gotta
stay strong right now.

621
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,875
- I'm not built for hard time, D.
- I know.

622
00:21:11,876 --> 00:21:13,606
Don't even think about touching my desk.

623
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:15,161
Wouldn't dream of it.

624
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,987
Hello, old friend.

625
00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:29,288
Hey, you got the stain out!

626
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,445
Oh, and by the way,

627
00:21:30,446 --> 00:21:32,684
thank you for cooking
the adoption books.

628
00:21:32,685 --> 00:21:35,656
Frank, seriously?! I said no interns.

629
00:21:35,657 --> 00:21:37,627
It's cool. Just go wait in the car.

630
00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:39,006
I'll text you my lunch order.

631
00:21:39,027 --> 00:21:42,027
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