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Mommy!

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Mommy!

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He's gonna get me!

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Honey, honey,
who's gonna get you?

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The president!
I saw him!

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He's gonna get me!

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Crystal, the president
isn't going to get you.

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But I saw him!

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See what I told you?

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It's that liberal school
she's going to,

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filling her head
with all kinds of garbage.

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Sweetie, the president is doing
the best job he can.

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Your liberal school
is just trying

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to convince you
he's dangerous.

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But... But, Daddy,
he's gonna...

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No "buts."

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The president is
in the White House,

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not here trying
to get you, okay?

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- Okay.
- All right.

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We're having a talk with
that school in the morning.

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Goodnight, honey.

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Hey! How are
my approval ratings?

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And the latest reports
are now saying

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that over a million Canadians

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were killed
in the nuclear blast.

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The bomb dropped
by the U. S. President

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took out the entire city
of Toronto

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and fallout is expected
to kill thousands more

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in the coming days.

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Ike.

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Ike,
I'm sorry that I...

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'caused a nuclear bomb
to be dropped on Canada.

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I was just...

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You know, I was just trying

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to get shows that were toxic
taken down.

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You know, those shows
can be really harmful.

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Oh, stop being
a victim.

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Jesus Christ!

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What I want to know
is what gives you the right

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to preach your political views
to my children?!

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Our daughter
woke up with nightmares

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that the president
was going to get her.

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Just because
two liberals happen to be

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principal
and vice principal

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doesn't mean
you can brainwash my kids!

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Uh, we sort of have
some bigger problems

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right now, Mister, uh...

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It's White.
Bob White.

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You've probably never even
heard of our family, huh?

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Well, the Whites have been here
since the beginning!

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Not that it matters.

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'Cause no one cares
about the Whites!

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Sure, everyone else
has problems,

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but does anyone ever ask
the Whites how they're doing?

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Mr. White, we assure you
that we run the school

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in a very...
professional manner

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and don't let...
personal emotions

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get in the way.

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Oh, sure you don't!

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You know how hard
I had to fight

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to even get
this meeting with you?

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"Oh, who wants
to talk to the administration?"

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"Oh, it's just the Whites?"

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"Aw, who cares about the Whites?
They're fine."

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Well, we've just about
had it you...

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? If loving you is wrong,
I don't wanna be right ?

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? I don't wanna be right ?

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...and, damn it,
we won't be ignored!

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I'm sorry. Is anyone else
hearing

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"If Loving You is Wrong.
I Don't Want to Be Right"

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very, very quietly.

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Uh, no.
Mr. and Mrs. White,

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we promise that we will not
let anything happen

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that might bring the integrity
of this school into question.

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Guess that's all the Whites
can hope for these days.

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_

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Hey!

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How are
my approval ratings?

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It's the president!

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Wait, come back!
What's wrong?!

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Still no word
from the president

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as his 'Splatty Tomato'
approval rating

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drops to
an unprecedented 3%.

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This puts the president
four points below

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"Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature."

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Meanwhile,
the Canadian Prime Minister,

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Justin Trudeau, called upon
Canadians to stand strong.

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Make no mistake, America.

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If you do not hand over
your president,

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there will be war the likes
of which you have never seen.

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Canadians
will rise together.

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I call on all Canadians
here and abroad

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to stand
with their country.

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The U. S. President
must answer for his crime.

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And only Canada
can bring him to justice.

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There, there, Tweek.
Everything is gonna be okay.

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I saw what I saw, Craig!
You have to believe me!

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What's going on?

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Tweek's having
a panic attack.

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It was real!
He tried to get me!

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Who did?

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The president!

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It's just your
imagination, Tweek.

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It's not his imagination.

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I saw him, too.

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You saw the president?

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Out by the quarry,
but I didn't believe it.

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I said, "How could
this be..."

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The president?
I saw him, too.

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He had a blue suit
and an orange face.

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He kept asking me,
"How are my..."

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"How are my approval ratings?"

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I saw him, too.

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Dude, isn't this all
really familiar?

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I saw something
just like this

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on that show called
"Stranger..."

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"Stranger Things."

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"Stranger Things" is the show.
I saw it, too.

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But wait, isn't "Stranger Things"
just like that movie...

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Just like that movie "It."

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You saw it, too?

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Yeah, I saw it
in the theater.

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I saw "Stranger Things"
and "It."

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Jesus.

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I don't think anyone's
imagining anything.

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I think the president
is here.

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You kids
get inside somewhere.

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I have to warn the town.

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Ugh!

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All right, people.
People, please.

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We need everyone
to try and stay calm.

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How can we stay calm
when the president's

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out there
scaring our children?!

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Look, we all want
the president out of here.

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It's just a matter
of how we do it.

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I know you all
want to get rid of him.

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That's not true.

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The Whites still
support the president!

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Oh, for [bleep] sake,
White, he's running around

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eating our pets
and terrorizing our kids!

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You think Hillary
would have been any better?

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Just sit down, Bob!

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I'm just sayin'!
I'm just sayin'!

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Listen, everyone.
I have a team right now

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that's trying to locate
the president,

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and I'd like you to hear
from Officer Bright,

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who's leading the search.

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Hey, folks.
We know you're all concerned,

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but I want to assure you that we
are doing everything we can

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to track the president down
and have him safely removed.

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Since the president was given
a splatty tomato,

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he's become very desperate
and very dangerous.

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If you see the president,
do not approach him.

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Do not try
to reason with him.

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Most importantly, remember
that this is the president,

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so you cannot shoot him.
All right?

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You can't even talk
about shooting him.

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Don't even...

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do any coy satirical takes
on shooting him.

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Okay, good.

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What we're trying to do here

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is just get the president
to go away.

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We're gonna be handing out
padlocks like this one

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so everyone can lock up
their garbage.

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If we don't feed the president,
hopefully he'll just move on.

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Are there any questions?

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Can we talk about
a friend shooting him

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if it's in a sort of
a sarcastic way?

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No, no, no.
Now, it's.. it's just best

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to avoid that kind of talk
altogether.

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Remember,
they can do to you

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what they did
to Kathy Griffin.

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Made her not funny
for 30 years?

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That's right.

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So best thing is just
lock up your garbage

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and see if we can get
the president to go away.

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Jesus.

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Now kids
are going missing.

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We're all
gonna be missing soon!

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Kyle!

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It's my fault.

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Ike went to go take matters
into his own hands.

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I have to find him.

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We'll help you.

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We'll all help you.

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Guys, this could be
really dangerous.

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You're not going.

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You promised tonight
we'd have a date night.

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Darling, this is a little
more pressing than date night.

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Oh, great.

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So, Kyle's stupid brother
goes missing, and I get [bleep]

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How come I'm always the one
getting shit on around here?

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I don't need anyone
to go with me.

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Oh, what's the matter,
Kyle?

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Don't want me around
because you had the hots for me

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and I shut you down?

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I would never have the hots
for the person you are now.

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Come on, you guys.

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Look, we all know what
we're supposed to do now.

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We all saw "It"
and "Stranger Things."

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We need to get our backpacks
and go out to woods

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and save the town from evil
to some kick?ass '80s' music!

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Hello, joining us
for lunch today?

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Uh, yes.

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We are here with
our student of the day

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to reward him lunch

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with the principal
and vice principal.

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We have
a reservation.

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Okay, last name?

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Woman.

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First name.

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Strong.

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Oh, yes, Strong Woman,
here we are.

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We have a nice booth
set up for you.

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We can't
keep doing this.

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People are gonna
see through it.

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Is it my fault
that I found

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the most amazing, perfect,
beautiful woman...

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at work?

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Nobody
will understand.

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Maybe they will.

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We're co?workers
who are in love.

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You really that's
going to bother people?

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Well, should we
order now?

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What are you doing, Bob?

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Aah!

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Have you been putting food out
for the president?

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No, I was just, uh,

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taking these finger sandwiches
to the trash.

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We all agreed not to feed him
so he'd go away.

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We didn't all agree!
You all agreed!

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Nobody asked the Whites
how they felt!

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Nobody cares what the Whites
have to say!

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Bob, come on.

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You have to know it's not safe
to have him here.

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In 2003,
Hillary Clinton admitted

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to taking funds
for her foundation

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from foreign diplomats!

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What's that got to do
with anything, Bob? Come on.

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It's [bleep] true!

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Bob, if Canada finds out
the president is hiding here,

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they are going
to nuke us.

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He needs to go.

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Hillary wouldn't have been
any better.

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Give me
the finger sandwiches.

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Fine!

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Go ahead and take
the White's sandwiches!

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They've taken
everything else!

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? We are the Bears
shufflin' through ?

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? Shufflin' on down,
doin' it for you ?

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? We're so bad
we know we're good ?

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? Blowin' your mind
like we knew we would ?

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? We're not here
to start no trouble ?

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? We're just here
to do the Super Bowl shuffle ?

257
00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:19,127
Dude, this is
'80s' music?

258
00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:21,288
Yeah. It's Pandora.
'80s channel.

259
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,949
Well, just skip
to the next song, man.

260
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,595
We're trying to get psyched
to destroy evil.

261
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,199
We need better
'80s' music than that.

262
00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:29,229
? Gloria ?

263
00:11:29,262 --> 00:11:32,799
? You're always
on the run now ?

264
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:37,037
? Running after somebody ?

265
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:40,473
? You gotta get him somehow ?

266
00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:42,175
?I think you've got
to slow down ?

267
00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:44,636
Heidi.
Honey, what are you doing?

268
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,579
This is the place...

269
00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:50,550
This is the place where I
ended it all, remember?

270
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:52,352
This is where
I threw my phone off the bridge

271
00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:54,354
and quit Twitter for good.

272
00:11:54,387 --> 00:11:56,656
I was so different then...

273
00:11:57,287 --> 00:11:59,771
so naive and hopeful.

274
00:12:00,227 --> 00:12:02,595
Yes, honey, now,
can we get going, please?

275
00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:05,398
I'm sorry! I'm trying to have
a moment here!

276
00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:08,701
This is where our whole
relationship started, asshole!

277
00:12:08,735 --> 00:12:10,637
Yes, it's very touching,
sweetheart.

278
00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:12,236
I love you so much.

279
00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:14,674
I'm sorry about this, you guys.

280
00:12:14,707 --> 00:12:18,245
I remember feeling
like I had nobody.

281
00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:20,080
Skinny bitch.

282
00:12:20,113 --> 00:12:22,751
We need to
keep going, guys.

283
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,220
Don't tell me you haven't gotten
the President out of here.

284
00:12:27,254 --> 00:12:29,089
We haven't gotten
the President out of here.

285
00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:30,657
And there's some worse news.

286
00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:32,592
A bunch of kids
have gone missing.

287
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,028
?What?
?I think we have to assume

288
00:12:35,062 --> 00:12:37,297
that the President has...
eaten them.

289
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,633
Why are you here
talking to me

290
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,635
instead of trying
to find the President?!

291
00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:45,706
Don't worry, we're close.
He's out in the woods somewhere.

292
00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:48,341
And we've set up a fox trap.

293
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,177
A fox trap?

294
00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:09,529
Oh, Fox News...

295
00:13:09,562 --> 00:13:11,231
They'll listen to me.

296
00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:13,233
They'll get my side
of the story right!

297
00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:19,714
It's a trap!

298
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:20,808
What?

299
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,749
It's a Fox trap,
Mr. President!

300
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,338
Oh, thank God
for the Whites...

301
00:13:33,338 --> 00:13:36,323
Ike! Ike?!

302
00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:41,561
? Hold on to the memories ?

303
00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:44,732
Dude. Come on! This is not
kick?ass '80s music!

304
00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:47,735
"Hold On to the Nights"
Richard Marx. 1988.

305
00:13:47,768 --> 00:13:50,137
Do we really need music?

306
00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,914
Yeah! Craig just has
the wrong stuff.

307
00:13:51,939 --> 00:13:54,107
Forget your Pandora.
I'm doing Spotify.

308
00:13:54,141 --> 00:13:55,960
'80s music. 'Kay.
There.

309
00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:59,179
? I've got Pac?Man fever ?
? Pac?Man fever ?

310
00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:00,547
Oh, yeah.
That's better.

311
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,515
Can we go please?!

312
00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:05,385
? I've got Pac?Man fever ?
? Pac?Man fever ?

313
00:14:05,418 --> 00:14:07,687
? I'm going out of my mind ?

314
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,722
? Going out of my mind ?

315
00:14:08,756 --> 00:14:10,190
Here it is.

316
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,261
Ike?

317
00:14:14,294 --> 00:14:16,296
Wait a minute...

318
00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,465
Isn't this the place
you brought me before?

319
00:14:18,498 --> 00:14:19,699
The place you said your friends
smashed your phone

320
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,134
and computer...?

321
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,370
I remember
I felt so bad for you.

322
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:25,739
We used to sit in the park
and talk for hours.

323
00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,674
How come we never do that
anymore?

324
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,509
Oh, [bleep]. Here we go.

325
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,878
Here we go what?!

326
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,846
You used to be
so nice to me.

327
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,381
You used to be nice to me!

328
00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:35,883
I tried!

329
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,484
But then you started
rolling your eyes

330
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,586
every time I tried to talk to you!

331
00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:41,062
He's not here either.

332
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:42,384
Dude, maybe your brother

333
00:14:42,409 --> 00:14:43,757
didn't even go looking
for the President.

334
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,826
You don't understand
Canadians.

335
00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:48,361
They're fiercely loyal
to their country.

336
00:14:48,395 --> 00:14:51,865
When Canada is attacked,
they all join in the fight.

337
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,962
Randy! Randy!

338
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,315
- What?
- They got him!

339
00:15:22,348 --> 00:15:24,183
They found the President!

340
00:15:26,286 --> 00:15:28,821
We found his hideout.
There.

341
00:15:32,492 --> 00:15:34,494
Someone's gotta
go flush him out.

342
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:36,028
I'll be ready to trap him.

343
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,096
I'll do it.

344
00:15:37,129 --> 00:15:38,298
Hey, hey!

345
00:15:38,331 --> 00:15:40,165
Just remember
he's been eating animals

346
00:15:40,199 --> 00:15:42,368
and living like a monster.
Just...

347
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:45,104
prepare yourself
for what you're about to see.

348
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,629
Oh, my God!

349
00:15:57,654 --> 00:16:00,067
What the...? Principal
and Vice Principal...?

350
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,542
I told you
we couldn't hide.

351
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:02,822
But...

352
00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:04,390
But you two work together...

353
00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:07,551
You two work togeth...

354
00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:13,036
Hey, what the hell's
going on?!

355
00:16:13,061 --> 00:16:14,500
They're together!

356
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:16,235
Who's together?

357
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:18,865
The Principal
and the Vice Principal!

358
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,994
They can't be together!
They're co?workers!

359
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,346
Wait, wait. You mean
he's actually her superior

360
00:16:27,371 --> 00:16:29,369
and they were in there...?

361
00:16:36,021 --> 00:16:40,225
Who would want to put
their penis in a co?worker?!

362
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,182
? Playing with
the Queen of Hearts ?

363
00:16:46,207 --> 00:16:49,001
? Knowing
it ain't really smart ?

364
00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:52,204
? The Joker
ain't the only fool ?

365
00:16:52,237 --> 00:16:54,073
? Who'll do
anything for you ?

366
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:55,841
Oh, my God! Look!

367
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,510
? Laying out another lie ?

368
00:16:57,543 --> 00:16:59,211
These are Ike's
toy binoculars!

369
00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:00,380
He was here!

370
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,947
Ike!

371
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,523
I remember
this place too...

372
00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:06,585
This is where you brought me
on Halloween. Remember?

373
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,585
Yes, darling,
wasn't it romantic?

374
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,423
No!
It wasn't romantic.

375
00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:13,248
There was a witch and you had me
dress up like Gretel and...

376
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:15,210
you were trying
to get me killed!

377
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,465
Sweetheart, you made me late to
the pumpkin patch, remember?

378
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,532
- I was hurt.
?You were hurt!

379
00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:21,567
You were the victim.

380
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:24,036
I'm glad you understand.

381
00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:26,606
Who turned you into this,
Heidi?

382
00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:28,541
Shut up!
Skinny?ass bitch!

383
00:17:28,574 --> 00:17:31,444
You don't know
anything!

384
00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:33,479
Heidi, I think spooky walk
in the woods

385
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:35,147
is making you lose it
a little bit.

386
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,148
Guys!

387
00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:46,840
I'm seriously dehydrated
and starving.

388
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,461
I'm pretty sick of this shit,

389
00:17:48,494 --> 00:17:50,575
so you better... Aah!

390
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,569
Have we already done
a search of this area?

391
00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:58,471
Maybe Heidi went there
with her boyfriend!

392
00:17:58,504 --> 00:18:00,139
She would have called
by now.

393
00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:01,592
I just talked
to the McKormicks.

394
00:18:01,617 --> 00:18:03,921
They haven't seen Tweek or Craig
since yesterday.

395
00:18:06,178 --> 00:18:07,811
Randy!

396
00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:10,916
Did you find anything?

397
00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:14,952
Sharon... I?I...

398
00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:18,458
What is it?
What did you find?

399
00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:20,993
The...There's...
Ugh...

400
00:18:21,026 --> 00:18:23,195
Tell me!
You have to tell me!

401
00:18:27,446 --> 00:18:29,635
Oh, God.
What did you see?!

402
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,390
You don't want to know.

403
00:18:31,424 --> 00:18:33,973
You have to tell me!
I can take it!

404
00:18:34,006 --> 00:18:35,975
Did you find
our son's arm?

405
00:18:36,008 --> 00:18:39,854
Did you find him
torn apart? What?!

406
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:45,150
The Principal and Vice Principal
are, like...together.

407
00:18:45,184 --> 00:18:48,254
Aww!

408
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:07,607
It's the President!

409
00:19:11,577 --> 00:19:13,646
Ike! Kyle!

410
00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:15,648
Stan, you're okay!

411
00:19:15,681 --> 00:19:17,216
Yeah, we're okay!

412
00:19:17,249 --> 00:19:19,652
We got him.
We got the son of a bitch.

413
00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:21,487
Get back!

414
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:25,958
Everyone back! Do it now!
Get over here, family!

415
00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:29,429
Bob, for the love of Pete, our
country is about to go to war!

416
00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:30,696
You wanna know
where there's a war?!

417
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,498
There's a war on
Christmas!

418
00:19:32,532 --> 00:19:33,717
Nobody cares about that!

419
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,535
'Cause guess who
loves Christmas.

420
00:19:35,568 --> 00:19:36,498
The Whites!

421
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,272
At least this man's
trying to save Christmas!

422
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:40,740
That's true!

423
00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:42,483
He's not
saving Christmas, Bob.

424
00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:44,209
He's running around,
scaring your kids,

425
00:19:44,243 --> 00:19:46,045
and shitting in the woods.

426
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:48,795
Come on, Bob.

427
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,083
What's best for your daughter?
I mean, really?

428
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:55,992
You piece of shit!
This was all your fault!

429
00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:58,558
You controlled me
and manipulated me

430
00:19:58,591 --> 00:20:00,305
and turned me into this!

431
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,477
Baby, put down the gun,
sweetheart, okay?

432
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,742
I used to be kind.
I used to be caring.

433
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,949
But then you... you...

434
00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:14,230
No.
Not you.

435
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:17,377
Me.
I did this.

436
00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:21,547
I let being a victim
become a way of life.

437
00:20:21,581 --> 00:20:24,784
If you always
make yourself the victim,

438
00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:27,587
you can justify
being awful.

439
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,389
Eric...

440
00:20:29,422 --> 00:20:30,790
I'm sorry.

441
00:20:30,823 --> 00:20:32,792
I'm breaking up with you.

442
00:20:32,825 --> 00:20:35,295
Honey, don't be
ridiculous.

443
00:20:35,328 --> 00:20:37,063
I've been ridiculous.

444
00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:40,232
I have to learn to stop
feeling sorry for myself.

445
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:42,602
Heidi, you are not
breaking up with me.

446
00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:45,471
Yes, I am.
It's over.

447
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,673
I'm afraid I can't let you
do that, sweetheart!

448
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,923
Step back!
I'll do it! I swear to God!

449
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,744
It's not gonna work
this time, Eric.

450
00:20:51,777 --> 00:20:53,653
You break up with me,
I will kill myself!

451
00:20:53,678 --> 00:20:55,247
The choice
is yours, Heidi!

452
00:20:55,281 --> 00:20:56,137
Come on, everybody!

453
00:20:56,162 --> 00:20:58,130
"Eric,
we don't want you to die."

454
00:20:58,527 --> 00:20:59,856
I'm sorry.

455
00:20:59,881 --> 00:21:01,324
You can be the victim.

456
00:21:01,356 --> 00:21:02,350
I can't.

457
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,465
Heidi!

458
00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:06,053
Heidi, I'm gonna do it!
Here we go!

459
00:21:06,492 --> 00:21:08,328
Heidi?!
Are you seriously...?

460
00:21:11,697 --> 00:21:13,599
He broke free.

461
00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:16,602
The president
is on the loose again.

462
00:21:16,636 --> 00:21:19,138
He'll be
even more desperate now.

463
00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:21,106
It's going to get worse.

464
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,476
We can't destroy him,
can we?

465
00:21:23,509 --> 00:21:25,845
I don't know.

466
00:21:25,878 --> 00:21:27,780
I guess...

467
00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:29,382
it's up to the Whites.

468
00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:45,576
?

469
00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:57,510
Who would want to put
their penis in a co?worker?!