1 00:00:02,806 --> 00:00:04,542 We're back as officers are engaged 2 00:00:04,543 --> 00:00:07,147 in a slow-speed chase involving a white bronco. 3 00:00:07,148 --> 00:00:08,632 Keep a safe distance! 4 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,721 He kicked two trainers in the head when he escaped. 5 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:12,356 Well, allegedly kicked. 6 00:00:12,357 --> 00:00:14,796 Frank, you don't think Old Jasper did it, do you? 7 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:17,599 O.J. was a rodeo star for years, that's a violent sport. 8 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,171 Who knows what he's capable of, really... 9 00:00:19,172 --> 00:00:20,836 It's no excuse for what he did. 10 00:00:20,838 --> 00:00:23,045 The chase continues as the convoy approaches 11 00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:25,649 protesters gathered to support Old Jasper. 12 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,985 I'm guessing this is, like, a hot-button topic, 13 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,462 but I'm from New Zealand. Who's O.J.? 14 00:00:31,463 --> 00:00:34,134 - Are you serious? - I'm... not from here. 15 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,804 - Wow. - Your country is stupid. 16 00:00:35,805 --> 00:00:37,240 You're a douchebag. 17 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,246 We are entering hour two, 18 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,538 with no end in sight. 19 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,123 If we hit the county line, 20 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,859 this becomes another precinct's glory. 21 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:45,657 Shred, slide over and take the wheel. 22 00:00:45,658 --> 00:00:46,658 What? Why? 23 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:48,797 I'm gonna roll out of a moving truck to stop that horse. 24 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,799 Why? Why?! 25 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,268 - Never tell me the odds! - I didn't... 26 00:00:51,269 --> 00:00:52,604 Wait, whoa! 27 00:00:55,477 --> 00:00:58,182 Landed on my phone wallet combo. 28 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,553 I'm sorry I made us get those breakfast burritos. 29 00:01:00,555 --> 00:01:01,956 That's tough before a run. 30 00:01:01,957 --> 00:01:03,325 Not helpful. 31 00:01:03,326 --> 00:01:04,771 It appears the officer 32 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,165 is pursuing O.J. on foot. 33 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,024 A gambit both impressive 34 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,151 and completely unnecessary. 35 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,278 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 36 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,544 Ho, ho, nice. 37 00:01:12,545 --> 00:01:13,571 Whoo! 38 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,316 Hope you have a good lawyer, O.J. 39 00:01:15,317 --> 00:01:16,658 That was awesome! 40 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,854 You don't have to tell me. 41 00:01:17,855 --> 00:01:19,057 I was there. 42 00:01:47,093 --> 00:01:50,580 CREDITS 43 00:01:50,639 --> 00:01:53,570 So, we will no longer be doing Flashback Fridays. 44 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,464 I was once again the only one in costume and it's just... 45 00:01:56,465 --> 00:01:58,002 yeah, it's not fun anymore. 46 00:01:58,003 --> 00:01:59,404 Um... 47 00:01:59,405 --> 00:02:01,576 Lastly... 48 00:02:01,577 --> 00:02:04,122 as you know, the city has been over budget 49 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,624 and has been looking for ways to save money. 50 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,424 I was hoping that this wouldn't affect us, but... 51 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:11,331 the city is shutting down a precinct. 52 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,265 - What?! - Am I getting fired? 53 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,868 Not us, not us, not us, no. 54 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,906 No, we're fine. We're fine. 55 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:21,114 But we are absorbing 10 officers from another precinct. 56 00:02:21,115 --> 00:02:22,666 We don't have enough snacks for that. 57 00:02:22,668 --> 00:02:24,768 I only absorb protein in powdered form. 58 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,426 - Who are we getting? - Well, it's a fun bunch. 59 00:02:31,904 --> 00:02:34,537 No. Are you kidding me? 60 00:02:43,594 --> 00:02:45,897 It'll stop playing in a second. 61 00:02:45,898 --> 00:02:46,899 I'm in hell. 62 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,739 And guess who your God is now. 63 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:51,241 Hold my rig, Lydia. 64 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:53,446 T-Bag! I thought you were gonna play me in. 65 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:55,449 Yeah, I told you, I don't know how to play When Doves Cry yet. 66 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,919 My partner Daisy, everybody. 67 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,218 Yay! 68 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,493 Welcome, Daisy. Welcome, everyone. 69 00:03:00,494 --> 00:03:02,555 I lived and breathed for the two-three, 70 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,601 but I'm keeping an open mind for my new home. 71 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:05,602 Except you. 72 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,273 You are dead to me. A ghost. 73 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,546 Me? What, are you still mad about that emu incident? 74 00:03:09,548 --> 00:03:11,314 You mean when that big bird bit my ham? 75 00:03:11,315 --> 00:03:13,108 Allegedly... bit your ham. 76 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,351 Allegedly? You want me to show you 77 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:15,957 - what allegedly looks like? - Not on the first day. 78 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:17,112 Let's get the lay of the land. 79 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,897 - We will definitely... - I veto this merger. 80 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:19,965 I veto it. 81 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,651 Un-vetoed. 82 00:03:21,653 --> 00:03:23,910 Okay, you're still gonna show me favoritism, though, right? 83 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,854 I need three days off for the Kentucky Derby. 84 00:03:25,856 --> 00:03:27,280 I already bought the hat, so I have to go. 85 00:03:27,281 --> 00:03:29,184 Am I still the only Shred? Are there any new Shreds? 86 00:03:29,185 --> 00:03:30,650 I need a raise and half-day Wednesdays. 87 00:03:30,652 --> 00:03:31,922 Okay, hey! Hey, hey, hey. 88 00:03:31,923 --> 00:03:33,621 I will happily answer 89 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:35,430 all questions one-on-one in my office. 90 00:03:35,431 --> 00:03:36,532 Meeting adjourned. 91 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:37,901 - Emily. - I can't start with Frank. 92 00:03:37,902 --> 00:03:39,137 I gotta build up to him. 93 00:03:39,138 --> 00:03:41,308 Hey, I wanna be constructive about this, but my thoughts 94 00:03:41,309 --> 00:03:42,410 keep drifting to arson. 95 00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:43,880 Nuh-uh. 96 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:46,251 I hate this merger. 97 00:03:46,252 --> 00:03:47,721 Oh, my God, no! 98 00:03:47,722 --> 00:03:49,525 What, did you miss Shrimp Fest again? 99 00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:51,529 My stupid daughter, she's... 100 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,943 Smart? She got into Wellington Prep. 101 00:03:53,945 --> 00:03:55,269 It's the most expensive school in the city! 102 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,693 I'm assuming that your wife's genes 103 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,041 are doing the heavy lifting there. 104 00:03:58,042 --> 00:04:00,521 When we toured the school, there were doctors and lawyers 105 00:04:00,523 --> 00:04:01,948 who were worried about paying tuition. 106 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,218 Doctors and lawyers, Victoria! 107 00:04:03,219 --> 00:04:04,522 So, why did you even let her apply? 108 00:04:04,523 --> 00:04:06,224 Well, I didn't think she would get in. 109 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:07,493 You've met Addy! 110 00:04:07,494 --> 00:04:09,524 You ever talk to her and think, oh, well, you're going places. 111 00:04:09,526 --> 00:04:10,667 Yeah. She sucks. 112 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,102 Yeah, not according to Wellington Prep! 113 00:04:12,103 --> 00:04:14,903 I'm so glad that I don't have to think about kids. 114 00:04:14,905 --> 00:04:17,130 Except, like, tangentially when I'm buying condoms 115 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,173 and stuff like that. 116 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,518 Yeah, well, I'm glad things are going well 117 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:20,520 between you and Parker. 118 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,157 So good. Let me just say... 119 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:25,362 I wish I was sittin' on a bag of frozen peas right about now. 120 00:04:25,363 --> 00:04:26,398 I wish you wouldn't say that. 121 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,770 Yeah, I regret saying that to you, actually. 122 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:31,548 We got all day, everyone will get their turn. 123 00:04:33,848 --> 00:04:36,285 Go ahead. 124 00:04:36,286 --> 00:04:38,355 - Hey. - H... hey. 125 00:04:38,356 --> 00:04:40,259 Hi. Um... 126 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:42,745 So, I know we said we'd take time to think about 127 00:04:42,747 --> 00:04:44,657 what happened the other night at the penguin enclosure, 128 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,904 and I've thought about it. 129 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:47,306 Have you thought about it? 130 00:04:47,307 --> 00:04:49,010 It's kind of all I've been thinking about. 131 00:04:49,011 --> 00:04:50,246 Me too! Wait. 132 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,789 We're talking about the kiss part, right? 133 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,686 Not the, like, adorable penguins part. 134 00:04:53,687 --> 00:04:55,691 - Yeah, the... yeah. That. - Okay. 135 00:04:55,692 --> 00:04:58,763 I was thinking it's something we should do again sometime. 136 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:01,034 Me too. 137 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:03,258 - Amazing. - Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:06,812 Uh, but we can't do anything until I talk to my boss. 139 00:05:06,814 --> 00:05:09,385 I mean, I'm your supervisor. You're my subordinate. 140 00:05:09,387 --> 00:05:11,254 Like, this has to be very above board. 141 00:05:11,255 --> 00:05:13,994 Yeah, and I can't do anything until I break up with Isabelle. 142 00:05:13,996 --> 00:05:15,688 And she's outta town right now. 143 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,002 And, I, I mean, I can't break up with her over the phone, so. 144 00:05:18,004 --> 00:05:20,607 Oh, really? 'Cause I was gonna talk to my boss today. 145 00:05:20,608 --> 00:05:22,742 I could totally break up with her over the phone. 146 00:05:22,744 --> 00:05:23,839 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 147 00:05:23,841 --> 00:05:25,482 I think it's actually kinder in a way. 148 00:05:25,483 --> 00:05:26,519 - Okay. Oh, yeah, that... - Yes. 149 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,521 - That would work. - Yeah. 150 00:05:27,522 --> 00:05:28,952 So, uh, you do your thing 151 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,060 and I'll do my thing, and then we'll... 152 00:05:31,061 --> 00:05:32,864 Hopefully... 153 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,871 Maybe... 154 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:37,574 All right, time's up. 155 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:40,034 New officer Carlyle wants to talk about his dental coverage. 156 00:05:40,036 --> 00:05:42,131 And between you and me, hope he has the Cadillac plan, 157 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,120 'cause that man's mouth is a graveyard. 158 00:05:44,121 --> 00:05:45,456 Ooh... 159 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:47,026 Hey, where have you been? 160 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:49,097 And why are you so flushed? 161 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,760 Just a merger day rosacea. 162 00:05:50,762 --> 00:05:52,369 It'll clear up when I learn everybody's name. 163 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,740 You should never learn your enemy's name. 164 00:05:53,741 --> 00:05:55,476 All right, so how we gonna get rid of 165 00:05:55,477 --> 00:05:57,346 Templeton, Daisy, Lydia, Terry, 166 00:05:57,347 --> 00:06:00,453 Kwame, Steph, Glen, Joy, Lee, the other Lee, 167 00:06:00,454 --> 00:06:01,856 and what's-his-face with the ponytail. 168 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:04,262 Right. Convince 'em the precinct is haunted. 169 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,331 You have old friends, we could dress them in nightgowns, 170 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:07,891 have them wander around like ghosts. 171 00:06:07,893 --> 00:06:10,106 Matt! It's Ponytail Matt. 172 00:06:10,107 --> 00:06:11,408 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 173 00:06:11,409 --> 00:06:12,787 I've gotta pay for books, too? 174 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,715 That's not covered in the $10 million tuition? 175 00:06:14,716 --> 00:06:17,041 Hey, you gotta pitch on target, okay? 176 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,090 Your financial ruin is secondary. 177 00:06:19,091 --> 00:06:20,760 I'm drownin' here, Frank. 178 00:06:20,761 --> 00:06:23,089 I'm already delivering food on weekends just to cover 179 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,047 club gymnastics. 180 00:06:24,072 --> 00:06:25,885 Now I'm gonna have to widen my delivery window to always. 181 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:28,710 Nothing is open after 10:00 anyway except... 182 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:30,179 Hey! 183 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:32,432 - Okay. - What the hell do you think you're doing? 184 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,726 Oh, I'm, uh, desk shopping, Frank, 185 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,627 'cause lead officer gets first pick of the desks. 186 00:06:37,628 --> 00:06:39,380 Lead officer. Of what? 187 00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:41,702 Being the last guy still quoting Andrew Dice Clay? 188 00:06:41,703 --> 00:06:44,174 - Oh! - Oh! Spot on. 189 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:46,487 Uh, I'm the senior officer, Frank. 190 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,382 I graduated before you. 191 00:06:48,383 --> 00:06:50,687 Yeah, like nine days, I had shingles. 192 00:06:50,688 --> 00:06:52,557 Oh, shingles was the reason. 193 00:06:52,558 --> 00:06:55,730 Is that why you didn't pass your physical? 194 00:06:55,731 --> 00:06:56,956 - Was it shingles? - Oh... 195 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,569 Or was it Pringles? 196 00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:00,360 Oh, you still had your baby fat. 197 00:07:00,362 --> 00:07:02,511 And your teen fat and your adult fat. 198 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:03,980 All right, Grandpa, let's go. 199 00:07:03,981 --> 00:07:06,619 I hooked my ankles around the base of the chair 200 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,556 'cause I knew baby Frank would do this. 201 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:09,558 - Frank! Frank! - Move it, 202 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,396 - you sack of frosting. - Stop shaking Templeton. 203 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,067 And Templeton, stop doing whatever you're doing. 204 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:15,402 Oh, farting in his chair? 205 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:16,437 Ugh. 206 00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:18,169 Yes, that's gonna stay in the fabric 207 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,719 because my man can throw some heat. 208 00:07:21,382 --> 00:07:22,518 Emily. 209 00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:24,420 So, who's lead officer, me or Templeton? 210 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:27,026 I mean, it's not really an official title. 211 00:07:27,027 --> 00:07:28,028 The hell it's not. 212 00:07:28,029 --> 00:07:30,081 It's everything. It's who runs the precinct. 213 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,536 I'm in charge of the precinct. 214 00:07:31,537 --> 00:07:33,205 Okay, yeah, but, like, really. 215 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:35,036 This is not over. 216 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,038 You guys have to figure out a way to get along. 217 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,290 And if not for me, then for the animals. 218 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,900 Okay, you've used that a lot. 219 00:07:40,902 --> 00:07:42,900 Because it works. Now, high five. 220 00:07:48,537 --> 00:07:49,738 Thank you. 221 00:07:49,739 --> 00:07:51,441 He farted in his hand. 222 00:07:51,442 --> 00:07:53,329 Oh, hilarious. 223 00:07:53,331 --> 00:07:56,145 Ugh! 224 00:07:56,473 --> 00:07:58,956 Templeton thinks he's lead officer. 225 00:07:58,957 --> 00:08:00,459 It's preposterous. 226 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:03,700 And that academy photo was totally AI, right? 227 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:05,804 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 228 00:08:05,805 --> 00:08:07,908 Well, that seemed pretty half-hearted. 229 00:08:07,909 --> 00:08:10,581 You know, Daisy hypes up everything that Templeton says. 230 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:11,889 So... step it up. 231 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,519 Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm just a little distracted. 232 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,921 I left a message for Isabelle 233 00:08:14,946 --> 00:08:16,160 'cause I'm pulling the trigger today, 234 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,761 so I'm just waiting on the response. 235 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:19,230 Just give me a compliment. 236 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,190 Just to see if you're still in the game. 237 00:08:21,192 --> 00:08:23,272 It could be about my shoulders, doesn't have to be. 238 00:08:23,273 --> 00:08:25,810 Yeah. Your, um... 239 00:08:25,811 --> 00:08:27,748 They're usually on the tip of my tongue. 240 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:31,008 The one day I decided to pay attention to you, you failed me. 241 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,969 All trucks, report of an aggressive bear 242 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,193 near Jackson Gulch. 243 00:08:34,194 --> 00:08:36,632 Yep. Truck 12 responding. 244 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:38,770 Be advised, the bear is Mama Rose. 245 00:08:38,771 --> 00:08:40,316 She has a huge internet following. 246 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:43,212 There may be media attention on this one. 247 00:08:43,213 --> 00:08:44,916 Truck 4 has got it. 248 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:47,621 Truck 12 clearly responded first. Dibs. 249 00:08:47,622 --> 00:08:49,625 Dibs, shields, no backs. 250 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:51,629 - Frank, call infinity. - I'm not doing that. 251 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:53,156 - Infinity! - Damn it! 252 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,683 Hey, guys, remember what I said about working together before? 253 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:58,374 Yeah, Mama Rose is the most famous bear in the Cascades. 254 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:01,915 Can I get an "aye" from everyone who had a great mom? 255 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,524 That's a code violation. 256 00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:05,793 He only knows I had a bad mom because of bunk time 257 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,153 trust time at the academy. 258 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,732 No one cares about your sad origin story. 259 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:12,169 Well, Shred is a big time "aye". 260 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:13,973 Because I love my mommy. 261 00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:16,211 No, I'm senior lead officer. 262 00:09:16,212 --> 00:09:19,183 I got the call. 263 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,287 Frank? 264 00:09:21,288 --> 00:09:23,993 Frank. 265 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:28,636 My name is Templeton Dudge, and I am drunk! 266 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:31,676 Not the 12th green. You son of a bitch! 267 00:09:33,312 --> 00:09:35,149 Oh, can you read that? 268 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,785 Yup. 269 00:09:36,786 --> 00:09:39,535 Parker says I want you to do that thing with your thumb 270 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,661 that makes me sneeze. 271 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,358 I think this might be a "your eyes only" kinda thing. 272 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:44,081 Can you send him a picture of my ear hole? 273 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,670 But shoot it really tight so he's not sure 274 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:48,642 - what he's looking at. - Ew... Oh, my God, he's typing. 275 00:09:48,643 --> 00:09:50,179 Please don't be a photo. 276 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:52,340 Oh, he says dinner tonight. That's sweet. 277 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,586 No, dinner must be code. 278 00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:55,057 'Cause we do this thing called breakfast where 279 00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:57,462 he flips me like a pancake and then he pours syrup down my... 280 00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:58,596 Is it possible that 281 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,681 maybe he wants something more than a provocative ear hole? 282 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,570 Like maybe he actually wants to go on a date with you. 283 00:10:02,571 --> 00:10:04,306 Eww. We're friends with benefits. 284 00:10:04,307 --> 00:10:05,475 Actually... 285 00:10:05,476 --> 00:10:07,714 I would say we're just benefits. We're not really friends. 286 00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:09,340 Oh, wa-wa-wa-wait. This is it, pull over. 287 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:13,391 - Okay. - We're there. 288 00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:15,606 Wait. If you're gonna use me for food deliveries, 289 00:10:15,608 --> 00:10:17,266 - at least let me have a fry. - No. 290 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:21,776 I need five stars. 291 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:26,284 All right, bear it's time for your nap. 292 00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:31,061 Hey, you! Where have you been? 293 00:10:31,062 --> 00:10:33,381 Sorry, I don't typically explain myself 294 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,701 to random women in the woods. 295 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,605 We're the Mama Bears. 296 00:10:36,606 --> 00:10:38,786 We're part of Rose's online following. 297 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:41,214 Why are you just standing there? Diego's in the mineshaft. 298 00:10:41,215 --> 00:10:42,249 Who's Diego? 299 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,786 Mama Rose's cub?! 300 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:46,090 If you guys wouldn't mind, uh, take your wine caddies, 301 00:10:46,091 --> 00:10:49,346 take a step back and we can get to work. All right? 302 00:10:51,469 --> 00:10:54,875 Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war, 303 00:10:54,876 --> 00:10:56,244 my fingers to fight. 304 00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:59,049 My goodness, my fortress. 305 00:11:01,155 --> 00:11:03,369 T-Bag's lead officer, he gets the bear! 306 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,371 Back up, Templeton. 307 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,913 We don't want her smelling your flop sweat. 308 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,975 Dang it! 309 00:11:06,977 --> 00:11:08,958 Look who showed up late because he responsibly 310 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,109 obeyed traffic laws. 311 00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:12,377 Y'all missed me shootin' the big bear. 312 00:11:12,378 --> 00:11:13,813 Let's roll, Shred. 313 00:11:13,814 --> 00:11:15,784 Wait, what about the cub in the mineshaft? 314 00:11:15,785 --> 00:11:19,758 Cub in a mineshaft? Dibs! 315 00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:21,094 Infinity! 316 00:11:21,095 --> 00:11:22,998 And that's why I think I can be both 317 00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:24,968 officer Shred Taylor's supervisor and lover. 318 00:11:24,969 --> 00:11:26,437 Oh, no. Don't say lover. Don't... um... 319 00:11:26,438 --> 00:11:27,975 His-his special friend. 320 00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:29,937 Hey, boss. Just checkin' in. 321 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,447 You aren't answering any of my texts. 322 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,186 No, I ju... I, uh, where... 323 00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:35,724 Where's my phone? 324 00:11:35,725 --> 00:11:37,092 It's on the floor. 325 00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:39,322 Are you okay? You seem distracted. 326 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,568 Um, no, no, I just, I just have a lot on my plate. 327 00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:45,041 It-it's all professional stuff but it's, it's a lot. 328 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:48,022 Okay... Channel Four picked up on Mama Rose story 329 00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:49,383 and it's blowin' up. 330 00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:50,720 Oh, my God. 331 00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:52,289 That's why you gotta have your phone on you. 332 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,435 So, the bear... 333 00:11:53,437 --> 00:11:55,488 Continuing our live coverage of Mama Rose 334 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:58,001 and her beautiful baby cub, Diego. 335 00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,772 If we're gonna fish the little guy out, 336 00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:01,160 these catchpoles need to hold. 337 00:12:01,162 --> 00:12:02,678 Yeah. It'll hold. I'm a knots guy. 338 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,915 I was an Eagle Scout before I was dishonorably discharged. 339 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,641 Me and T went ice skating one time, 340 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,889 and he laced up my blade so tight I couldn't get 'em off. 341 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:11,453 I went to bed wearing ice skates that night. 342 00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:20,235 Oh... well... Frank took his cousin to prom. 343 00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:21,782 His hot cousin. 344 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,752 Seriously? I did, like, a hundred push-ups 345 00:12:23,753 --> 00:12:25,088 in front of you yesterday. 346 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,725 I'm sorry. I have to take this. 347 00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:28,462 - It's Isabelle. - Okay. 348 00:12:33,306 --> 00:12:35,211 You know, I'd ask you to hang yourself, 349 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,328 but I know your knots don't hold. 350 00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:38,047 My knot would've held if you hadn't twisted it 351 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,591 - when you picked it up. - You have to twist it so you can scoop. 352 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,366 - You have to be able to scoop. - No, you don't, dumbass. 353 00:12:42,391 --> 00:12:43,700 - Nuh-uh. Scoop, no twist. - You just pick it up. 354 00:12:43,725 --> 00:12:45,500 How the hell are you gonna pick up a bear without scoopin' it? 355 00:12:45,502 --> 00:12:46,932 Guess who just had a pretty awkward, 356 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,392 profanity-laden, but ultimately successful 357 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,775 conversation with his now ex-girlfriend? 358 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:53,337 Was Isabelle really upset? 359 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,523 Well, she said she was gonna clone my visa 360 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,818 and buy a sprinter van, but... 361 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,523 - I think she's just processing. - Uh-huh. 362 00:12:58,524 --> 00:12:59,860 Did you talk to your boss yet? 363 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,737 I'm trying, but I can't get a hold of him. 364 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,140 I've left, like, 10 messages with his assistant. 365 00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:07,810 Shred! Wake Mama Rose and point her toward Templeton. 366 00:13:07,812 --> 00:13:10,246 Wait, wait, was that Frank? What's happening? 367 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,314 It's just bear stuff. 368 00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:13,165 We could probably use some backup, actually. 369 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,222 Yeah, aren't Victoria and Patel there? 370 00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:17,878 Imogen Poots! I forgot to call them. Um... 371 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,559 Don't let Frank murder Templeton. 372 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:21,569 Okay. Goodbye, and I can't... 373 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:22,591 Oh. 374 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,243 This is the mother lode, Victoria. 375 00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:26,262 Twenty-two pizzas. Four dozen wings. 376 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,472 Well on my way to covering that first tuition payment. 377 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,516 You better hope that Emily doesn't find out about this. 378 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,189 Oh, please. She's in the weeds with this merger. 379 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:34,528 You might even be able to get out early for your big date. 380 00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:36,063 We don't date, that's gross. 381 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,769 We just have sex in abandoned malls. 382 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,973 Truck eight, please respond. 383 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:43,614 Guys, this bear situation is about to go from 384 00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:45,448 local human interest to national crisis, 385 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,576 and Frank and Templeton are just on TV having a peepee contest. 386 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,869 This is my call, you freak. 387 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,460 Then why am I waving to the camera? 388 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:52,898 We can be there in, uh, 389 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,582 75 to 90 minutes. 390 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,791 Oh, okay. That's so fun. 391 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,972 Or you could be there in 10 minutes 392 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,241 'cause I can see your location. 393 00:13:58,242 --> 00:13:59,778 - On our way. - Yup. 394 00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:01,715 Frat boys won't like this. 395 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,020 Bro, Trev, Cray-Cray. Be there soon. 396 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:05,893 No cap. Send. 397 00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:09,061 I don't know who I am anymore. 398 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,583 Media wants me to do an interview. 399 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,669 Time to put on the cape and play superhero. 400 00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:17,046 Uh... pump the brakes, cupcake. 401 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,585 Lead officer handles public relations. 402 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,442 Makeover montage me. 403 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,151 Honey, we're gonna run into palette issues 404 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,494 if you dip into my bag. 405 00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:25,630 Come on. 406 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,132 Pick that up. 407 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,238 And that is how you trick a vain jackass like Templeton. 408 00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:32,443 Grab my harness, the one that makes my butt look good. 409 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:34,915 So, no matter what happens we're just gonna keep shooting. 410 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,652 Hello, I heard you're looking for a sound bite. 411 00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,889 Ask away, nothing is off-limits. 412 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,361 Except no... no mom... 413 00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:43,766 No mom questions. 414 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:45,837 Uh. 415 00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:47,740 We didn't ask for a sound bite. Did... 416 00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:48,876 Oh, my God. 417 00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:51,715 The guy with the killer butt is going in the mine. 418 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:55,055 Deceiving a senior officer's a fireable offense, Shaw! 419 00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:58,249 I can't hear you over my thrilling heroics. 420 00:15:02,837 --> 00:15:06,237 Onlookers are growing concerned by the amount of time 421 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,583 the bear cub has been stuck in the shaft. 422 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,003 Oh. Hey, kiddo. 423 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,205 Adorable. 424 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,876 Hard to believe, in about eight months, 425 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,648 you'll be big enough to kill us all. 426 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:26,183 Don't drop him, Frank. 427 00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:27,654 First of all, I'm fine. 428 00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:30,425 And I got the bear. You lose. 429 00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:32,029 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 430 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,568 I... I should've gone down 'cause he's struggling. 431 00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:35,670 Are those my pizzas? 432 00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:36,839 You know, I forget. 433 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,078 I tend to get fuzzy spells ever since the emu incident. 434 00:15:40,079 --> 00:15:42,214 You're messing with my star rating, woman. 435 00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:43,553 The pledges are gonna crucify me! 436 00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:44,755 All right, kiddo. 437 00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:47,059 Let's get you back to your incredibly terrifying mother. 438 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:49,738 Shred! Hoist me up with the cutest thing 439 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,838 you've ever seen. 440 00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,669 Mama Bear's waking up, Frank. 441 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,028 Hand me the cub. Come on. 442 00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:06,280 Oh, and let you win? 443 00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:08,340 In front of Tracey Palladino and the nation? 444 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,493 Forever changing the power dynamic at the precinct? 445 00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:12,787 I'd rather die and I'll bring this bear with me. 446 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:15,082 Watch your words, partner. Tracey's got a boom mic. 447 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,306 Hey, guys. So, these very unhinged women 448 00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:19,123 are half a glass of chardonnay from diving headfirst 449 00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,126 into the mineshaft themselves. We gotta go. 450 00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,998 Shred, give me a bottle of whiskey and a hacksaw. 451 00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:24,066 I'm gonna cut my foot off. 452 00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:33,484 Come on. 453 00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:35,757 It's been over 20 minutes 454 00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:38,795 since we last heard Diego's cries for help and... 455 00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,247 Wait. Something's happening. 456 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,937 Yeah! 457 00:16:42,938 --> 00:16:46,512 T-Bag! T-Bag! T-Bag! T-Bag! 458 00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:47,547 We did it! 459 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,715 We did it! 460 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,953 Officer Templeton Dudge. 461 00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:53,090 You holding that bear aloft 462 00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:55,871 is an image forever burned in our memory. 463 00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:58,101 Uh, it's actually senior lead officer. 464 00:16:58,102 --> 00:17:00,209 Um... just a day's work, right? 465 00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:02,409 Gotta thank my team. I'd like to give a shout out to... 466 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:05,840 particularly to one cadet, Frank "never miss a meal" Shaw. 467 00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,119 There he is. 468 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,522 Back to you, T.J. 469 00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:11,512 Son of a bitch. My dad watches Palladino. 470 00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,681 Everybody watches Palladino. 471 00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:17,201 Templeton, you've unlocked a new level of hatred I didn't know existed. 472 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,513 Oh, there's a lot more where that came from, Mr. Pringles. 473 00:17:20,514 --> 00:17:23,999 Frank, thank you for putting your feelings about Templeton 474 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,222 - aside for the day. - I didn't. 475 00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:26,752 Still, you worked well together. 476 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,045 - We didn't. - Well, regardless. 477 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,764 - I'm feeling optimistic. - You shouldn't. 478 00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:32,435 Okay. 479 00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:33,606 It's happening. 480 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:34,869 What? 481 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:38,414 I'm Zooming with my boss right now. 482 00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:39,515 Okay. 483 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,433 What? This school offers language courses 484 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,626 I've never even heard of. 485 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,587 Tagalog. Isn't that a cookie? 486 00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:46,264 This is why I don't want kids. 487 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,732 Well, you're gonna have 'em, and a husband and a life 488 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,174 full of regrets and missed fun. 489 00:17:51,175 --> 00:17:53,812 In fact, I think it should start right now. 490 00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:55,783 Hi, Parker. Dinner sounds great. 491 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:56,919 See you tonight. No cap. 492 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:00,118 You can't text stuff like that on a co-worker's phone! 493 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,494 - Get him, Victoria. - It's perverse. 494 00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:03,247 Oh, come on. You really like the guy. 495 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,701 - I'm doing you a favor. - Oh my God. 496 00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:05,803 Oh my God. 497 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,406 - Let's take a look. - He hearted it. He hearted it. 498 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:08,460 - That's good! - I hate you. 499 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,544 - But Parker loves you. - Mm-hmm. 500 00:18:09,545 --> 00:18:11,247 And you're probably gonna love Parker. 501 00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:12,589 - And this... - No. 502 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,619 Is the beginning of the end. 503 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:17,192 - Welcome to hell, sister. - Yep. 504 00:18:18,663 --> 00:18:20,131 Hi, Thomas. 505 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,790 Emily, let's just jump right in. 506 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:25,294 With the merger, there are a lot of eyes on you. 507 00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:28,081 That's why I'm gonna need your laser focus on this. 508 00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:29,940 - Mm-hmm. - Um, I am very much hoping 509 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,288 that I chose the right person for the job. 510 00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:35,829 Oh, you definitely did. I mean, leadership is... 511 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,573 so important to me, sir. 512 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:41,206 There are a lot of people who wanted your title, 513 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,681 especially Officer Dudge. 514 00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:45,683 Templeton? 515 00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:49,657 He expressed a myriad of antiquated claims. 516 00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:50,726 Too young. 517 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:52,229 Too rattle-brained. 518 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,697 Too female. 519 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,507 But I have complete faith in your professionalism. 520 00:18:57,508 --> 00:19:03,117 So, what is it you wanted to discuss with me today? 521 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,977 Well, um... 522 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,269 Hey. How'd it go? 523 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,939 He said no? 524 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:17,847 Not exactly. I... I didn't ask. 525 00:19:17,848 --> 00:19:19,851 Oh, um... 526 00:19:19,852 --> 00:19:22,222 Why not? 527 00:19:22,223 --> 00:19:24,078 I'm really sorry, I'm just under 528 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,538 a lot of scrutiny right now, and I feel like I was 529 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,738 dropping the ball a lot today because I was distracted. 530 00:19:29,739 --> 00:19:31,107 Yeah, okay. 531 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,243 So I th... 532 00:19:32,244 --> 00:19:34,963 thought maybe that we could just put things on hold 533 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,090 for a couple months. 534 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,200 Just until I get the merger figured out. 535 00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:39,257 Oh. 536 00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:43,464 Um... yeah. Yeah. 537 00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:44,973 It's the last thing I wanna do. 538 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,540 I just, I don't really know what else to do. 539 00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,436 Yeah, I don't, I don't really know 540 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,213 what else to do either, so... 541 00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:53,351 I feel like I'm ruining everything right now. 542 00:19:53,352 --> 00:19:55,255 Oh, no, you're not ruining stuff. 543 00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:56,825 It's... it's cool. 544 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:57,927 We've waited this long. 545 00:19:57,928 --> 00:20:00,298 Yeah, it's like two months, so it's not a big deal. 546 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,802 Well, um... 547 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:03,639 I am really sorry. 548 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,442 Yeah, me too. 549 00:20:05,443 --> 00:20:07,880 I guess I'll see you at work tomorrow. 550 00:20:07,881 --> 00:20:09,182 Okay. 551 00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:10,919 Okay, yeah. I'll see you tomorrow. 552 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,166 See ya. 553 00:20:32,496 --> 00:20:35,970 As, uh, senior officer, Frank, I'm claiming this desk. 554 00:20:35,971 --> 00:20:36,971 Nope. 555 00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:38,737 I hate to pick sides, but I checked 556 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:40,378 the employment records, and he does have you beat 557 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:42,784 by nine days, Frank. Sorry. 558 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:44,025 All right. Fine. 559 00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:46,290 Frank, you lost the battle, but you're gonna win the war. 560 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:47,620 Patel. 561 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,537 - Sorry, partner. - No! 562 00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:55,375 Now I have to sit across from Dumbleton. 563 00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:58,661 I guess I'll sit at the wobbly desk by the bathroom. 564 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:14,027 - Synced and corrected by actumaxime - - www.addic7ed.com -