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Hello, sir.
My name is Red,

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and I go to
South Park Elementary.

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Would you like to sign
my petition?

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Why sure, little girl.

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What's your petition for?

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It's to try and get everyone
to smell my farts.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's going on here?

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Oh, wow, Santa Claus!

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You've been a bad girl, Red,

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so I'm gonna piss
in your face now.

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Oh, no, you better not, Santa!

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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

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- Ew!
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

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See?

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And then Santa Claus pisses
in her face!

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There, now you smell
like Santa's piss.

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Wow, that looks pretty real.

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Hey, fellas!

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Fellas, check this out!

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Me and Kenny made
a generative AI video

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of Red getting pissed on
by Santa Claus.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

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Aw, dude.

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It's really easy,
you can make the videos online.

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We made one
of Red eating dog shit,

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and one of Red
barfing up tampons.

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Dude, that's not cool.

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Yeah, why would you guys
do this to her?

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'Cause Red's a bitch!
She totally used me.

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_

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Red pretended she liked me
to get me to buy her a Labubu.

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That bitch deserves it.

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You shouldn't be using AI to
make revenge porn, Butters.

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That's gonna totally backfire.

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Ah, what's gonna happen?

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Ho, ho, ho, ho.

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That little shit!

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That little shit!

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It's already
all over the school.

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Butters is trying
to humiliate you.

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What the hell did I do to him?

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Well, you did kind of use him.

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I didn't use him.

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He wanted to buy me a Labubu.

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You should go tell
the principal, Red.

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They said if anyone made
these kind of videos

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of other students,
they'd call the police.

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I don't need to tell
the principal.

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There's gonna be a big assembly
this afternoon.

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I'll get Butters back myself.

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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As you know, most of your
brains have been sucked void

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of common sense
by the woke radical left.

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And so today's topic is about
having some pride

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in America's heritage!

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Pay attention.

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America.

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It was built on a dream.

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An idea that almost all people
should be free.

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When our forefathers first
came to this great nation,

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- they... in the...
- Mayflower...

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Plymouth...

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? Totoro, Totoro

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? Totoro, Totoro

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Well, hey, everybody!

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It's me, Butters.

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And this is my friend, Totoro.

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And you know what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna fuck him.

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Yep, that's right, I'm Butters,

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and I'm gonna have sex
with Totoro right now.

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Oh, you bitch!

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What the hell is this?

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I told him.

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All right, Mrs. Cartman,
let me get this straight.

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You say the government...
took your child?

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Eric was very sick.

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The doctor said he only had

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another six or seven weeks
to live.

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And these people said
they could help him

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if they took him to Washington.

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And they didn't invite you
to go alone?

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Seems a little farfetched.

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It was all so confusing.

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They said it was about
national security.

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I've been getting updates
and emails,

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but I don't even know
what to believe anymore.

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Detective Harris, sir,

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we need to get down
to the school right away.

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What's the matter?

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There's a young boy there, sir.

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Appears he's been molested
by Totoro.

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Holy shit!
Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.

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We'll look into it for you
when we can.

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But what about Eric?

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All right, kid, you wanna
tell me what happened?

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I don't know nuttin'!

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We've seen the video, kid.

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How long have you and Totoro
been sexually active?

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What?

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I don't know nuttin'!

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Look, that forest-dwelling
piece of shit

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is just gonna keep doing this
to kids

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unless you talk to us.

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I wanna know where
you met Totoro,

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and I want a description
of his penis.

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Sir, you better come
take a look at this.

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What is it?

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There's another young student
here at this school

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that appears to have just been
raped by Popeye.

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Popeye?
That son of a bitch!

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I don't know nuttin'!

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Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck.

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Oh-ho, whoa!
Yuck...

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Jesus Christ.

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Yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck, oh...

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Oh, my God!
What the hell is going on here?

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We think Totoro and Popeye
might somehow

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be working together, sir.

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This all has to be connected.

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A string of rapes,
the missing Cartman boy...

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South Park's going to shit
right before our eyes.

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Sir?

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There's something very wrong
going on here, Mitch,

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and I'm gonna find out what.

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Boss,

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please don't be mad at me.

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Everything I did...

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I did for you.

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You were manipulating me.

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This whole time, you've been
trying to get me

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to get rid of Satan's baby.

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Yes, because I know you want
to get rid of the baby, boss.

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I was just trying to help you.

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I would do anything for you.

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You...

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are the greatest boss

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I ever had.

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And I just want you to be happy.

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Of course I don't want the baby,

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but everyone's so excited.

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I can't get out of it.

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I have a guy, boss.

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He's in Colorado right now.

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He is an expert in all of this.

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Nobody's here to
embarrass you, all right son?

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We just wanna know what
happened between you and Popeye.

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_

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You can't tell 'em
the girls did it to you

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'cause you helped me
or they're gonna know

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we did it to them first!

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We don't know nothing!

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Did Totoro tell you to say that?

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You don't need
to protect these scumbags.

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Sir,
there's a Studio Ghibli here

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that wants to talk to the kid.

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What's s Studio Ghibli?

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Some Japanese guys,
say they represent Totoro.

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You!

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You fuck Totoro!

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Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!

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Ah, Totoro's already got
some lawyers, huh?

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It takes hundreds of artists

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three years to make Totoro!

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And in two minutes

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you spit out you shit

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and fuck Totoro!

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Studio Ghibli no sakuhin!

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What?

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_

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All right, I can't understand
a word anyone here is saying.

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You stop!

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This is a "shi-shu"
and "deshishto!"

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"Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"

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Mitch, get 'em outta here!

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Shimatta!

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Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!

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You cannot just do
whatever you want

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with someone else's IP!

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Yo, what's up, Mom?
It's your boy, Eric,

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live from Washington, D.C.
Day one, baby.

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Look,
that's a big pointy thing...

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uh, the Washington Monument.

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Whole reflection pool's
right there.

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It's like a giant bathtub,
but with ducks.

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Everything's great. Promise.

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Hey, Mom, it's me.
Just want you to know

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I am totally safe
and in no danger whatsoever.

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Dude, there's a castle
at the end of the street

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and everyone smells
like popcorn.

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This is unreal, forever.

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Just want to let everyone know
I'm safe and sound.

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No, kitty, that's my pot pie!

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I love Cheesy Poofs and...

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Rawr! Respect my authority!
Bye!

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Oh, Eric,

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Mommy misses you.

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"A boy from South Park

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"tells his mom he's doing good

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and he'll be home soon."

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Hey, dude, fuck you.

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That is totally not cool,
what you're doing.

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"The boy is fat

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and authoritative."

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Hey, Mom, things are good here.

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I love Cheesy Poofs!

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I'm just stoked
to be feeling better,

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and I'll be home soon.
Respect my authority!

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Bro, everyone's gonna know
that's not really me.

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I haven't even talked
about Cheesy Poofs

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in, like, five years.

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You shut up!

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We'll be going
to Washington soon,

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and then you're gonna help me

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stop the antichrist
from being born.

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And we're gonna save the world.

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Not for free, dude!

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If you wanna use me, then you
gotta pay a motherfucker.

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You don't get to make me go do
a bunch of weird shit

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that I would normally never do.

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It's the world you live in, kid.

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Anyone can make you
do anything they want.

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No, kitty, that's my authority!

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Pot pie!

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I word really hard.
You know?

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I just feel like I deserve
to relax a bit, guy.

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Of course you do, boss.

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This baby is too much for you.

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I tried abortion clinics,
Plan B,

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but this baby just won't die!

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And that is how my guy in
Colorado can help us, boss.

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Only he can stop the antichrist.

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If we bring him here,
to Washington, then we can...

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What are you guys doing?

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Hey, relax, guy!

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We're having
an important meeting!

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What are you talking about?

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It's government stuff, Satan.

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OK, so I guess
I'm going to the pediatrician

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by myself again.

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Hey, relax, guy!

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We have to do this.

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You're such a piece of shit.

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You see?
Always bitching at me.

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I should be treated better
than that.

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Yes, boss, you should.

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That's why you need to trust me.

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Nobody feels for you
the way that I do.

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Nobody, boss.

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Hey, Red, can we talk to you?

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Sure, Kyle.

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I'm here to help Butters
try to call a truce.

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What kind of truce?

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It's just all this Sora stuff
is kinda getting out of hand.

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I know Butters started it,

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so then you guys made one
of him,

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but then you guys made one
of Kenny,

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and I just think we all need
to respect each other more.

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You know what?
You're right, Kyle.

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00:11:39,277 --> 00:11:40,844
You're really a smart guy.

262
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,528
Thanks, Red.
I feel like a smart guy.

263
00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:45,465
It's 'cause I'm a Jew.

264
00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:49,097
Excuse me, is your name Kyle?

265
00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,907
Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!

266
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,886
Hey, Droopy Dog.
Yeah, I'm Kyle.

267
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,551
You know what?

268
00:11:54,576 --> 00:11:57,013
I'm gonna take a shit
in your mouth.

269
00:11:57,038 --> 00:11:59,345
Oh, no, Droopy Dog,
don't shit in my mouth!

270
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,370
Bad dog!

271
00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:02,180
Here it comes.

272
00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:06,723
You like that, you dumb Jew?

273
00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:10,201
- Dude, what the hell?
- You see?

274
00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:11,902
The girls did one about you now.

275
00:12:11,927 --> 00:12:13,407
What the hell did I do?

276
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:15,160
It don't matter, I told you!

277
00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:16,839
Red's just a bitch.

278
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,340
You like that hot shit
in your Jew mouth?

279
00:12:20,675 --> 00:12:22,787
I mean, you got to admit
it's pretty impressive.

280
00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:24,161
It looks really real.

281
00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:25,973
It's not impressive!
It's fucked up.

282
00:12:25,998 --> 00:12:27,391
How is this even legal?

283
00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:28,919
Nothing's sacred, Kyle.

284
00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:31,163
All you can do is fight fire
with fire.

285
00:12:31,395 --> 00:12:32,962
Well, then let's see
how Red likes it

286
00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:34,723
when we make one of her
and Bluey.

287
00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:35,749
Yeah!

288
00:12:42,737 --> 00:12:46,306
We've had 12 new cases
in the past 14 hours,

289
00:12:46,404 --> 00:12:49,590
and you're telling me we can't
get one kid to testify?

290
00:12:49,615 --> 00:12:51,442
None of the kids will talk, sir.

291
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,774
We're running out of time
here, people.

292
00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:56,199
These predators are all gonna
start lawyering up

293
00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:57,558
like Totoro did.

294
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,566
We're not Totoro lawyers!

295
00:12:59,591 --> 00:13:02,340
Studio Ghibli make Totoro

296
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,480
with pencil and paint,

297
00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:10,118
not by typing sentence
on stupid Sora app!

298
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,426
Nobody can understand
anything you're saying,

299
00:13:14,451 --> 00:13:16,629
so I don't know
what to tell you, buddy.

300
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:19,029
We're just getting
no cooperation.

301
00:13:19,054 --> 00:13:21,230
Every kid we interview,
we get the same thing.

302
00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:23,649
"That's not me.
Someone else did that."

303
00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,949
That's the South Park
we're living in, Mitch.

304
00:13:25,974 --> 00:13:28,066
Kids won't talk to a cop,

305
00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:31,215
but they'll do anything Rocky
and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.

306
00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:34,160
That's it.

307
00:13:34,185 --> 00:13:37,308
We gotta go undercover
as a couple of these predators

308
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,894
and gain a little kid's trust.

309
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,334
Yeah. What's going on?

310
00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:50,199
Everything is OK.

311
00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:52,662
We have Trump's approval now.

312
00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:54,896
The president knows
of our plans?

313
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,096
Yes.

314
00:13:56,121 --> 00:13:59,037
He and I are on the same page.

315
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,381
What's he say?

316
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,713
But we cannot proceed just yet.

317
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:05,305
Can you keep the child on ice
a little longer?

318
00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:07,201
No problem... with Sora 2,

319
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,699
I can make the South Park kid
do just about anything.

320
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:11,757
Dude, fuck you.

321
00:14:11,828 --> 00:14:13,394
That is so lame.

322
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,832
But boss, what about Satan?

323
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,621
Oh, boss, it's so big.

324
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,902
_

325
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,332
Oh, boss!

326
00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:58,902
Boss!

327
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,457
Yes, boss!

328
00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:03,996
Yes, boss!

329
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,824
How much longer we gotta do
this shit, Mitch?

330
00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:18,683
You remember
when things made sense?

331
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:21,707
You put your time in.
You did the work.

332
00:15:21,949 --> 00:15:24,199
But now this stuff we're seeing,

333
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,454
it's like someone shook
the snow globe and said,

334
00:15:27,479 --> 00:15:29,480
"Here you go,
make sense of this."

335
00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,676
I don't understand it much
either, sir.

336
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,058
Maybe we're just too old.

337
00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:39,168
We used to go after
normal criminals.

338
00:15:39,683 --> 00:15:43,191
But now the criminals have
faces that can just start

339
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:46,959
turning into oranges
that eat other oranges.

340
00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:49,410
That's when you realize

341
00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:52,465
maybe the job doesn't need you
anymore.

342
00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:56,223
Hey, look.
Kid's coming out.

343
00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:58,058
Let's do this.

344
00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:02,071
Hey there, little girl.
It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.

345
00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,054
You looking for a good time?

346
00:16:13,294 --> 00:16:16,602
The South Park Police
Department had to go undercover

347
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,674
in order to finally get
to the truth in this case.

348
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,632
And what the evidence will show

349
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:24,095
is that an innocent girl
was humiliated

350
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,394
by the actions of these boys.

351
00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:30,051
All right, little girl,
you say the boys just used you.

352
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,238
Is that right?

353
00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:32,800
That's right.

354
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,308
They made me do things
I would normally never do.

355
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,558
Exactly what kinds of things?

356
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,261
They made me go to the bathroom

357
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:43,949
in a very, very bad place.

358
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,098
And did the suspects offer you

359
00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:48,121
any kind of compensation?

360
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:50,754
I didn't make one cent!

361
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,512
What the hell is going on?

362
00:16:55,537 --> 00:16:57,757
They're turning the kids
into the victims?

363
00:16:57,907 --> 00:16:59,734
This whole thing stinks!

364
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,848
Why don't you go fuck yourself,
Bluey?

365
00:17:02,859 --> 00:17:04,643
Order! Order!

366
00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:06,973
My client has been
misrepresented,

367
00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:08,868
and these boys are going
to jail!

368
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,691
It wasn't their fault,
all right?

369
00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:12,613
It's all my fault!

370
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,199
This all started with me,

371
00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:17,566
because my heart was broken.

372
00:17:17,777 --> 00:17:20,128
I made the first videos
using Sora 2.

373
00:17:20,153 --> 00:17:21,589
I saw the ones Eric Cartman made

374
00:17:21,614 --> 00:17:23,355
to get out of going to school,
and I thought

375
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,879
I could make these about Red
'cause the bitch deserves it.

376
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,652
But it was just me.

377
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:32,121
Wait, you're saying
that the Eric Cartman videos

378
00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:33,916
are all being created by someone

379
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,676
to distort the truth?

380
00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:38,568
That's gotta be Totoro!

381
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:41,394
Trace the IP address, and let's
get the son of a bitch!

382
00:17:50,308 --> 00:17:51,657
Freeze!

383
00:17:51,682 --> 00:17:53,434
We got the kid, sir.

384
00:17:54,497 --> 00:17:56,031
You're making a big mistake.

385
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,294
I have powerful connections.

386
00:17:58,319 --> 00:17:59,755
Oh, I know you do.

387
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,434
But no magical Catbus is gonna

388
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,770
whisk you away from justice
this time.

389
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,505
Mom!

390
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,306
Oh, Eric, you're safe!

391
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,344
How the hell did it take you
this long

392
00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:12,197
to figure out
those videos of me were fake?

393
00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:14,715
Oh, well, they looked
so real, sweetie.

394
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:18,176
When is the last time I even
ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?

395
00:18:18,651 --> 00:18:19,880
Get him out of here.

396
00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:22,075
Lock him up
with the Japanese lawyers.

397
00:18:23,258 --> 00:18:26,325
Well, Mitch, looks like
we just busted a huge community

398
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,825
of online rapists called Sora 2.

399
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,051
Great job, sir.

400
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,992
Detective Harris,
you better take a look at this.

401
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,400
This guy didn't just
make videos.

402
00:18:35,425 --> 00:18:36,905
He also has
surveillance equipment

403
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,453
all over the White House.

404
00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:40,272
- White House?
- Yeah.

405
00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:42,038
He's got this video
of the president

406
00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:43,629
in the Lincoln Bedroom.

407
00:18:43,985 --> 00:18:45,813
Oh, boss!

408
00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:47,130
Boss!

409
00:18:47,155 --> 00:18:49,288
- Jesus Christ.
- Yes, boss!

410
00:18:49,387 --> 00:18:51,346
Yes, boss!

411
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:54,356
Oh, my God, what the hell
is going on here?

412
00:18:54,381 --> 00:18:55,528
Oh, boy.

413
00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:59,200
When Fox News sees this,
they are not gonna be happy.

414
00:19:01,179 --> 00:19:02,540
This is a...

415
00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:05,227
Fox News...

416
00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:06,906
special alert.

417
00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:13,256
Some, uh, very troubling news
from the White House today.

418
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:17,583
Apparently, a security camera
in the Lincoln Bedroom

419
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:22,918
has caught President Trump
having... relations

420
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,247
with Vice President Vance.

421
00:19:25,763 --> 00:19:28,559
Fox News is live
at the White House.

422
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,989
Yeah, hey.

423
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,489
Definitely disheartening news
here.

424
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:38,286
Why the president would do this
to Satan

425
00:19:38,371 --> 00:19:41,459
with a baby on the way,
we don't know.

426
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:43,507
Guess it's anyone's guess why...

427
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:46,005
Sorry, sorry, we gotta
interrupt you there.

428
00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:48,946
Uh, we just got word
that the president is

429
00:19:48,971 --> 00:19:50,712
calling in to "Fox & Friends."

430
00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:52,880
Are you there, sir?

431
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,948
Hello?
Hi? Hello?

432
00:19:56,973 --> 00:19:59,926
Yes. Mr. President,
what is going on?

433
00:20:00,787 --> 00:20:02,354
Oh, we're doing
some great things here.

434
00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:04,153
More than Sleepy Joe Biden
ever did!

435
00:20:04,178 --> 00:20:05,364
Everything's great!

436
00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:07,997
Well, what about you
and the vice president?

437
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,512
Hey, relax, guy!

438
00:20:10,938 --> 00:20:12,505
We're trying to relax, sir,

439
00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:14,670
but we've all seen
the security footage.

440
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,148
No, that's fake!

441
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,479
That's all... it's all Sora 2.

442
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,036
It's fake?

443
00:20:20,061 --> 00:20:22,283
Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2!

444
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,887
That's all fake!

445
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:26,915
Oh, it's fake!
Oh, thank God!

446
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:29,567
Of course it was fake.
How could we have doubted it?

447
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,699
This is a Fox News
fake news alert.

448
00:20:33,925 --> 00:20:35,434
Totally fake news today

449
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,794
as the president did not have
sex with the vice president.

450
00:20:44,753 --> 00:20:48,411
You swear on everything
that video was fake.

451
00:20:48,506 --> 00:20:50,942
Of course it's fake, Satan!

452
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687
OK, 'cause it looks really real.

453
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,989
Satan, I swear on the baby.

454
00:20:56,014 --> 00:20:57,669
I wouldn't do that to you.

455
00:20:57,694 --> 00:20:59,261
Relax, guy.

456
00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:01,395
- OK.
- Great.

457
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,552
Well, I gotta go get a snack.

458
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,668
You want anything
from downstairs?

459
00:21:05,693 --> 00:21:07,043
No, I'm good.

460
00:21:13,095 --> 00:21:15,010
All right, what's the situation?

461
00:21:15,035 --> 00:21:18,770
The detective in Colorado
is very stubborn, boss.

462
00:21:19,017 --> 00:21:21,324
He will not give us Peter Thiel.

463
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,282
How can he not hand him over?

464
00:21:23,307 --> 00:21:24,830
I'm the president!

465
00:21:24,855 --> 00:21:26,379
Don't worry, boss.

466
00:21:26,404 --> 00:21:28,711
We will not let that town
get in the way

467
00:21:28,736 --> 00:21:30,651
of our plans together.

468
00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:48,595
credits