1 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:07,213 Previously on Obituary... 2 00:00:07,234 --> 00:00:08,813 Circulation is down. 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,640 You'll get 200 an obit. 4 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:11,985 How will I live? 5 00:00:12,006 --> 00:00:13,960 Maybe you should start killing people. 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,640 Emerson Stafford. 7 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,300 - Elvira. - Clancy. I know. 8 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,961 Looks like we're working together. 9 00:00:29,173 --> 00:00:31,640 Maria Riedle's body was in the boot of your car. 10 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,920 I was gonna say that I shot her. 11 00:00:33,987 --> 00:00:35,360 Yeah, but you didn't shoot her! 12 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,040 I think we have a killer in our town. 13 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,480 You're right, there is a killer. 14 00:00:42,719 --> 00:00:43,773 You. 15 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,480 Hughie Burns has been arrested for the murder of Maria Riedle. 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,560 This town needs closure. 17 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:51,880 _ 18 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:55,420 I need to find a connection between these two deaths. 19 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,286 The connection. 20 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,440 Is he alive? 21 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,520 Not remotely. 22 00:01:56,587 --> 00:02:00,547 www.subtitulamos.tv 23 00:02:01,873 --> 00:02:05,206 _ 24 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:14,546 _ 25 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,313 Hello. 26 00:02:54,852 --> 00:02:56,812 You poor thing, 27 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,640 you must've eaten something nasty, did ya? 28 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:05,479 Oh, Christ. 29 00:03:06,213 --> 00:03:07,973 What is that? 30 00:03:10,406 --> 00:03:12,200 My God, that's a nose. 31 00:03:13,013 --> 00:03:14,893 Oh, God. Right! 32 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:17,520 Help. Hello? 33 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:19,180 Is there anybody there? 34 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,832 Some cultures claim that a person 35 00:03:20,866 --> 00:03:22,579 who dies without their eyes 36 00:03:22,613 --> 00:03:25,080 can never cross over to the other side. 37 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,680 That their soul is tethered to this world... 38 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,360 bound to their earthy remains... 39 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:47,100 never to find peace. 40 00:03:57,187 --> 00:04:00,000 Only to be left wandering this world 41 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,920 for all eternity. 42 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,059 I hope that's not true. 43 00:04:06,739 --> 00:04:08,899 That you're not destined to be stuck in this town, 44 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,280 haunting these people because... 45 00:04:11,473 --> 00:04:12,473 well... 46 00:04:12,825 --> 00:04:15,279 that's kind of my job. 47 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,847 Dad... 48 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:25,620 You've left me in a pretty awful position. 49 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,826 And I am not talking about the unpaid bills 50 00:04:27,873 --> 00:04:29,360 or a closed coffin, 51 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,853 you've left me with... 52 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,560 writer's block. 53 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:40,700 Your eulogy. 54 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,666 Words supposedly ripped from the bottom of my heart, 55 00:04:44,687 --> 00:04:45,920 and I have nothing. 56 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:47,740 Because to write, 57 00:04:47,773 --> 00:04:50,093 I need to feel something and right now... 58 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,313 I feel nothing. 59 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:55,080 What if I am a monster, 60 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,560 incapable of grief? 61 00:05:01,699 --> 00:05:04,219 You're the only one who would understand that. 62 00:05:04,726 --> 00:05:07,086 And now you're not here to tell me I am wrong. 63 00:05:14,499 --> 00:05:16,179 Who knows... 64 00:05:17,993 --> 00:05:20,526 maybe killing is how I grieve. 65 00:05:20,773 --> 00:05:22,760 Instead of tears, 66 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,887 dead bodies are how I show sorrow 67 00:05:26,173 --> 00:05:28,646 because I hate living in a world 68 00:05:28,706 --> 00:05:30,946 where you're dead and they're alive, 69 00:05:31,007 --> 00:05:33,080 cracking jokes about you, 70 00:05:33,286 --> 00:05:34,846 the man without a face, 71 00:05:34,907 --> 00:05:37,253 the drunk who drowned in a foot of water. 72 00:05:37,373 --> 00:05:39,000 They'll pay. 73 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,240 The first one who says something... 74 00:05:43,973 --> 00:05:45,453 It's time. 75 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:56,060 I know you were struggling with the eulogy, 76 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:58,146 so I jotted a few things down. 77 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,820 It's sentimental. 78 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:03,533 What can I say, I adored the man. 79 00:06:03,927 --> 00:06:06,087 And before you ask, change whatever you like, 80 00:06:06,207 --> 00:06:08,093 I know you'll make it better. 81 00:06:10,487 --> 00:06:12,880 I spent a lifetime dreading his death. 82 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:16,267 I always pictured myself alone when it happened. 83 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:19,927 I am glad I got that wrong. 84 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,360 Do you mind if I have a word alone? 85 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,173 I'll look after her. 86 00:06:43,927 --> 00:06:46,480 Which means, as much as it kills me, 87 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:50,400 she'll never know about the slippery, second-rate murderer 88 00:06:50,426 --> 00:06:51,953 I think you really were. 89 00:06:52,326 --> 00:06:54,166 What a pathetic way to go! 90 00:06:54,306 --> 00:06:56,986 Not one thing in your pocket but a betting slip. 91 00:06:57,207 --> 00:07:00,207 I saw it, all smudged and crumpled. 92 00:07:01,767 --> 00:07:03,727 I checked your race... 93 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:11,447 They'd grown quite close. 94 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:14,766 That horse you bet on, 95 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,720 won by a nose. 96 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:22,247 Which is more than they can say about you. 97 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:37,720 There you are! 98 00:07:57,127 --> 00:07:59,327 Two hours sleep. 99 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:02,399 One hour less than last night. 100 00:08:03,527 --> 00:08:05,134 They say insomnia can happen 101 00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:06,960 when you're not living true to yourself, 102 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:10,006 but I know what my true self wants to do. 103 00:08:10,053 --> 00:08:11,140 Hey. 104 00:08:11,253 --> 00:08:12,640 You still not sleeping? 105 00:08:13,047 --> 00:08:14,807 I think you should see someone. 106 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,167 Or kill someone. 107 00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:21,587 _ 108 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:28,833 Don't swallow it this time. 109 00:08:31,487 --> 00:08:33,327 I think you dropped this. 110 00:08:37,093 --> 00:08:39,053 Room 26A. 111 00:08:51,539 --> 00:08:54,659 You've grandchildren, Gladys, in the States. 112 00:08:55,513 --> 00:08:56,833 Teenagers? 113 00:08:57,626 --> 00:08:59,779 They don't care how I feel. 114 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,287 Well, I do. 115 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,640 So tell me, how do you feel? 116 00:09:03,807 --> 00:09:05,254 Lets just say, 117 00:09:05,387 --> 00:09:08,680 I hope the food is better in heaven than this kip! 118 00:09:08,701 --> 00:09:10,293 Now we're talking. 119 00:09:10,339 --> 00:09:13,040 You're not a nurse. Why are you here? 120 00:09:14,407 --> 00:09:15,787 Do you want the truth? 121 00:09:15,907 --> 00:09:18,253 Because at your age it's not really advised. 122 00:09:18,293 --> 00:09:19,807 Tell me. 123 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,280 Alright, 124 00:09:21,573 --> 00:09:23,320 I write obituaries. 125 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,700 Four months ago I was stabbed. 126 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,640 While I was in the hospital 127 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:29,967 I met a nurse who does shift work here. 128 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:31,727 Bernadine? 129 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,680 We struck up a deal. 130 00:09:33,967 --> 00:09:36,720 I pay her, and she points me in the direction of people... 131 00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:39,720 checking out early. 132 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,254 Since I've been coming, 133 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,800 this place has been hit by strep, 134 00:09:42,893 --> 00:09:44,367 E. coli and... 135 00:09:44,487 --> 00:09:46,160 whatever it is you have. 136 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:47,720 Yeah. 137 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:49,179 That one. 138 00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:53,527 All this illness has been lucrative for us both. 139 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:56,819 So lucrative and well... 140 00:09:57,327 --> 00:09:58,967 distracting. 141 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:02,440 It's kept me away from my real passion. 142 00:10:03,026 --> 00:10:04,499 Which is? 143 00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:06,800 As I said, 144 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:08,880 telling the truth to someone your age, 145 00:10:09,106 --> 00:10:10,586 not advised. 146 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,353 Not going to make it to the morning, am I? 147 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,506 Then I am glad you're here. 148 00:10:16,593 --> 00:10:18,720 I have a lot to get off my chest, 149 00:10:18,847 --> 00:10:22,047 starting with those little bastards in America! 150 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,387 _ 151 00:10:34,407 --> 00:10:36,720 _ 152 00:10:48,687 --> 00:10:50,400 Work that ass. 153 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:06,767 Fuck off! Oi! 154 00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:08,600 Dickhead! 155 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,760 Follow me, please. 156 00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:19,047 Big bum. 157 00:11:25,327 --> 00:11:27,440 - Well? - I did warn ya. 158 00:11:27,499 --> 00:11:29,400 The... Tourettes, 159 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,487 it's a chemical imbalance in, in my brain... 160 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,880 I couldn't care less about your brain. 161 00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:36,840 What I do care about, 162 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,920 is this smudge. 163 00:11:40,687 --> 00:11:44,000 A smudge which tells me you were asleep on the job. 164 00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:46,607 That's narcolepsy. 165 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:53,407 Smash your fuckin face in! 166 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:55,840 Sorry. 167 00:11:56,213 --> 00:11:58,080 - Sorry. - Just start over. 168 00:11:58,107 --> 00:11:59,474 Every window? 169 00:11:59,506 --> 00:12:02,440 And this time, no smudges, yes? 170 00:12:04,773 --> 00:12:06,140 Fuck. 171 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,207 As I said... 172 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,167 a plane tears across the sky, 173 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,647 I look down and in my hands is a rocket launcher. 174 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,847 I place it on my shoulder, pull the trigger 175 00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:31,560 and right before the plane explodes, 176 00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:32,979 I wake up and that's it, 177 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:34,527 dream over. 178 00:12:34,647 --> 00:12:36,567 Many would call it a nightmare. 179 00:12:36,687 --> 00:12:39,287 Dream, nightmare, explain it. 180 00:12:39,407 --> 00:12:41,367 The plane does symbolize something. 181 00:12:41,487 --> 00:12:43,847 Yeah, that I want to kill a bunch of people. 182 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,920 Don't we get on a plane to get away from it all? 183 00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:49,400 - Groundbreaking. - So tell me, 184 00:12:49,573 --> 00:12:51,973 how do you feel about your father's death? 185 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,673 I think you're avoiding dealing with it, Elvira. 186 00:12:54,887 --> 00:12:56,906 I wish he hadn't got drunk, fallen, 187 00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,426 banged his head on a rock and drowned, that's how I feel. 188 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,626 I am sorry but I am the kind of person who gets on with things. 189 00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:04,773 My mental health has never been better. 190 00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:07,392 So I am not in a puddle of tears, 191 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,293 that doesn't make me a monster, does it? 192 00:13:09,406 --> 00:13:10,719 Please say it doesn't! 193 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:11,800 At the top of this session, 194 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,040 you said you haven't slept right since he died, 195 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:16,120 that you're down to two hours a night, 196 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,640 which tells me, without a breakthrough, 197 00:13:19,347 --> 00:13:20,947 it'll only get worse. 198 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,527 So let's focus on your father. 199 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,020 Honestly? 200 00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,473 Since the stabbing, we'd never been closer. 201 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,327 We'd... begun to open up to each other. 202 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,852 If time had allowed it, 203 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:44,247 no secrets would've remained between us. 204 00:13:45,887 --> 00:13:47,714 Just down to our last minute. 205 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:49,199 Of our last session. 206 00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:50,793 I can't afford to do this again. 207 00:13:50,853 --> 00:13:52,240 I don't think that's wise. 208 00:13:52,326 --> 00:13:54,680 Look, I am no therapist but it's clear what my problem is, 209 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,657 I need to get back to doing what I am good at. 210 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,653 Killing. 211 00:13:57,673 --> 00:13:58,673 Work. 212 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:00,760 I know if I throw myself into it, 213 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,760 I'll sleeping like a baby in no time. 214 00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:42,539 Bad taste? 215 00:14:42,593 --> 00:14:45,447 Going as Sandy Benson to a fancy-dress party? 216 00:14:46,026 --> 00:14:47,706 I love it. 217 00:14:47,912 --> 00:14:49,066 Tell him. 218 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,520 Say you ripped that arsehole's larynx open, 219 00:14:51,579 --> 00:14:54,847 that it was amazing and you want him to know all about it. 220 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,620 Well look at that! 221 00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:59,247 Dress like a man that tried to kill you and you're all over me. 222 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:01,040 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 223 00:15:01,253 --> 00:15:02,533 Check my pocket. 224 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,807 I doubt your pocket has what I am looking for! 225 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:07,087 I think you'll find it does. 226 00:15:10,647 --> 00:15:12,967 I found it in my other pocket this morning, 227 00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:15,660 I must've written it last week when I was drunk. 228 00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:20,645 Tell Elvira you love her. 229 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:27,767 Took you long enough to say it. 230 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:29,767 I haven't said it yet. 231 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,013 You first. 232 00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:49,359 Don't tell me... It's that freak of a nurse? 233 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,173 We've got a good thing going. 234 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,266 And this sounds like a good one. 235 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,120 And what about the party? 236 00:15:56,046 --> 00:15:57,726 I just finished my book, 237 00:15:57,927 --> 00:15:59,660 and I wanted to take you out, 238 00:15:59,773 --> 00:16:01,893 - get your mind off things. - My mind is fine. 239 00:16:03,559 --> 00:16:05,079 You go. 240 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,800 I hate parties. 241 00:16:07,327 --> 00:16:08,847 Elvira? 242 00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:11,853 I know I am not your dad here but... 243 00:16:12,527 --> 00:16:14,607 just, no matter what it is, 244 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,527 you can share anything with me. 245 00:16:19,127 --> 00:16:20,407 I know. 246 00:16:30,486 --> 00:16:31,966 Chew that. 247 00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,607 You dropped this. 248 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:39,647 Would've been okay if you'd taken a few minutes to change. 249 00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:41,439 This one sounded interesting. 250 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:43,919 Well, it's much more interesting than the usual ones, 251 00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:46,200 which means it's gonna cost ya. 252 00:16:46,559 --> 00:16:47,672 200. 253 00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:50,286 That's how much I get paid per obit, I can't afford that. 254 00:16:50,332 --> 00:16:52,372 Then you should ask for a raise. 255 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,640 - I had plans tonight! - Then you should've done them. 256 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,633 - You must be Elvira. - And you must be lost. 257 00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:19,713 - I am Ruby. - Ruby what? 258 00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,066 - Just Ruby. - Well, just Ruby, 259 00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:23,966 what are you doing at my desk? 260 00:17:23,993 --> 00:17:26,300 Today's my first day, I am an intern. 261 00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:28,827 As in, you don't get paid? 262 00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:32,113 As in, money has never really motivated me 263 00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:33,727 when it comes to journalism. 264 00:17:33,847 --> 00:17:35,540 It's like what Daddy always says, 265 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,386 he didn't build the county's third largest waste management company 266 00:17:38,406 --> 00:17:40,720 just to watch his little girl scrimp and save! 267 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:43,980 This way I can do what I was put on this earth to do. 268 00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:45,786 Satisfy my urge to kill? 269 00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:48,006 So, what are you up to? Correcting my work? 270 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,113 Not correcting... 271 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,560 admiring. 272 00:17:52,007 --> 00:17:54,033 Your last paragraph where you let us know 273 00:17:54,087 --> 00:17:55,746 her grandkids were little shits 274 00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:57,886 without ever using the word little or shits, 275 00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,400 it's... to die for. 276 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,640 Maybe I'll let her live. 277 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:05,007 You know, we could use some new blood around here. 278 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,440 - Good to have you on board. - Glad to be here. 279 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,047 So who hired you? 280 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,647 - The head honcho? - The daughter. 281 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,940 Seems the old woman put her in charge for a bit. 282 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,573 She did say things are going to change 283 00:18:21,613 --> 00:18:22,840 - around here. - Change? 284 00:18:22,946 --> 00:18:24,967 We're going to be asked to pitch stories, 285 00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,426 ones that move the dial. 286 00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:29,553 I can't wait to see what you've got up your sleeve. 287 00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:31,240 I write obituaries, Ruby. 288 00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:33,440 The only thing up my sleeve is dead people. 289 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,560 She's in tomorrow, so I suppose we'll see. 290 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,420 Am I late? 291 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,826 Sorry. 292 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:09,887 Bum, seat, now. 293 00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:19,840 Name is Vivienne Birch, never Viv. 294 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,553 Among many others, 295 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,440 Alma Birch, my mother, owns this newspaper, 296 00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:27,487 which means soon... bone cancer, 297 00:19:27,607 --> 00:19:29,567 I'll own this newspaper. 298 00:19:29,687 --> 00:19:31,007 Question for me, hun? 299 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:32,340 Yeah, tough titty! 300 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,787 Because I don't do questions and answers. Okay! 301 00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:37,393 Here's everything you need to know about me. 302 00:19:38,527 --> 00:19:40,487 I believe in one thing, 303 00:19:41,207 --> 00:19:42,807 competition. 304 00:19:43,326 --> 00:19:44,767 When I was four, 305 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,080 my sister and I saw an ad for a doll. 306 00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:49,287 We told our mother. 307 00:19:49,407 --> 00:19:51,447 The next day, she drove us to the shop, 308 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:54,880 and she made it clear that she would only buy one doll. 309 00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:57,840 We had to decide which one of us would get the toy. 310 00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:01,447 I knew there was only one way to resolve this. 311 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,367 We devised challenges 312 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:06,287 from sack races to egg and spoon, 313 00:20:06,587 --> 00:20:08,440 the battles raged. 314 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:12,040 And then, the deciding contest. 315 00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,887 A staring competition. 316 00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:18,446 Our eyes locked on each other. 317 00:20:19,207 --> 00:20:21,527 Time stood still. 318 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,373 Tears formed in our eyes 319 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,753 as the seconds stretched into an eternity. 320 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,527 Until finally... 321 00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:33,726 it happened. 322 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,247 A blink. 323 00:20:43,007 --> 00:20:44,520 Who got the doll? 324 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,160 No one, sweetie. 325 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,093 I didn't have a sister, it was an imaginary friend type thing 326 00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:52,880 and believe me it was a shitty way to find out. 327 00:20:53,247 --> 00:20:55,000 Okay, from now, 328 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:58,280 on each of you is in a staring contest with me. 329 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,780 Under Hughie, the paper was reduced to a laughing stock. 330 00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:03,886 We should be all killer no filler, 331 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:06,513 yet sales are soft, content is crap, 332 00:21:06,546 --> 00:21:08,640 and people will have to go. 333 00:21:09,866 --> 00:21:11,620 Hey, hey, hey, TBDs. 334 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,327 But before you end up on the street shaking a can, 335 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,887 you'll all be given a chance to prove yourselves. 336 00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:18,927 I'll hear pitches. 337 00:21:19,047 --> 00:21:20,360 Kill me now. 338 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,266 Not to freak anyone out, 339 00:21:22,313 --> 00:21:24,287 but you've got a day. 340 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,845 Right, who's gonna make me a cup of tea? 341 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,680 You said there was a good story in this one, something different. 342 00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:32,312 I need something different. 343 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,200 Hence the price hike. 344 00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:36,586 I am on my way. 345 00:22:03,127 --> 00:22:05,807 Nothing beats shaping history, 346 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,833 especially when the history you shape does good. 347 00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:12,560 If me being made detective is a product of that, 348 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,780 then history's been kind to me. 349 00:22:15,847 --> 00:22:18,600 Even if there's a chance you're wrong about Hughie Burns? 350 00:22:19,287 --> 00:22:21,247 I don't deal in hypotheticals. 351 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,993 - But could you live with yourself? - I dunno! 352 00:22:25,287 --> 00:22:26,887 Could you? 353 00:22:27,493 --> 00:22:29,226 A woman died. 354 00:22:29,607 --> 00:22:31,487 The right man is awaiting trial, 355 00:22:31,607 --> 00:22:33,767 no matter what those crackpots say! 356 00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:36,607 There are some people in town who think Hughie didn't do it. 357 00:22:36,727 --> 00:22:39,086 There's some people in town who think the Earth is flat. 358 00:22:39,153 --> 00:22:41,533 - What do you say to them? - Try walking off the edge of it. 359 00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,407 I mean Hughie's fans. 360 00:22:44,687 --> 00:22:46,300 Time of night is this going out at? 361 00:22:46,473 --> 00:22:48,407 Streaming, say what you like. 362 00:22:49,207 --> 00:22:51,093 Then I say go fuck... 363 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:52,687 Doesn't matter what she says! 364 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:55,127 - They're shutting us down. - What? Why? 365 00:22:55,247 --> 00:22:58,179 Don't ask me, ask Maria Riedle's husband, 366 00:22:58,339 --> 00:22:59,939 your pal, Daniel. 367 00:23:01,367 --> 00:23:04,386 Do not tell me who I can sue or cannot sue, 368 00:23:04,459 --> 00:23:06,459 you should've been all over this. 369 00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:09,840 What? My tone? You watch your tone, Cathy. 370 00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:11,839 Hello? Hello? 371 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,120 Where are you...? 372 00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:23,040 Well, it turns out Daniel Buckley wrote a book of his own on the sly. 373 00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,967 It's called Say I Did Do It. 374 00:23:26,087 --> 00:23:28,640 - But he didn't do it! - It's a rush job. 375 00:23:28,753 --> 00:23:31,753 Ghostwritten and they're paying him 75 grand. 376 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,946 What'd your agent say about the documentary? 377 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,040 Wait, what documentary? It's done, we're done! 378 00:23:37,153 --> 00:23:38,667 My book is done, they'll pulp it. 379 00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:41,578 - So, I got my hair done for nothing. - She's worried about her hair. 380 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,860 Says someone who never paid for highlights. 381 00:23:43,898 --> 00:23:45,646 I am up to my neck in debt here. 382 00:23:46,053 --> 00:23:49,432 Alright? And worse, I am stuck in a job that's beneath me. 383 00:23:49,453 --> 00:23:52,053 Yeah? Cause I heard you had a backup plan, 384 00:23:52,112 --> 00:23:54,000 big gig at one of the national papers? 385 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,166 Was the job a con? 386 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,366 It came with strings attached. 387 00:24:00,393 --> 00:24:02,033 Everything does. 388 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:05,560 My first article has to be an interview with Hughie Burns. 389 00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:11,260 No interview, no job. 390 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,360 Fuck it. 391 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,860 Look who's awake. 392 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:35,087 The staff here named you James Doe, 393 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,607 felt you were more James than a John. 394 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:40,800 Me, I am only interested in your real name. 395 00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:44,566 You've had a stroke, 396 00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:46,873 must've been living rough. 397 00:24:46,906 --> 00:24:49,600 Haven't spoken since you got here, do you remember? 398 00:24:50,606 --> 00:24:52,080 Found in an old shack, 399 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,646 no ID, empty pockets. 400 00:24:54,753 --> 00:24:57,073 Guards had a look, but nothing. 401 00:24:58,967 --> 00:25:01,480 I am kinda desperate for a story, 402 00:25:01,807 --> 00:25:04,280 and I can't write it unless I know who you are, 403 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,139 so who are you? 404 00:25:06,253 --> 00:25:08,533 Why did you come to this town? 405 00:25:11,847 --> 00:25:13,626 What? Say that again. 406 00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:17,160 Con... fess. 407 00:25:18,047 --> 00:25:20,167 Con... 408 00:25:21,367 --> 00:25:22,847 fess. 409 00:25:23,579 --> 00:25:25,099 Who? 410 00:25:25,407 --> 00:25:27,127 Who should confess? 411 00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,527 Me? 412 00:25:31,887 --> 00:25:33,760 How do you know what I've done? 413 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,287 Done... for. 414 00:25:36,512 --> 00:25:39,192 Done for. 415 00:25:40,327 --> 00:25:42,473 I am done for if I don't confess, 416 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,807 - is that what you're saying? - Done... for. 417 00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:48,607 Done for. 418 00:25:59,407 --> 00:26:01,687 There is no story here. 419 00:26:02,407 --> 00:26:04,047 Unless... 420 00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:08,367 But maybe I can work with you. 421 00:26:08,487 --> 00:26:10,880 A man with no name, no voice, 422 00:26:11,093 --> 00:26:12,960 a mystery series. 423 00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:15,327 Congratulations! 424 00:26:15,447 --> 00:26:18,527 Whoever you are, you're about to be in the paper. 425 00:26:22,893 --> 00:26:25,840 _ 426 00:26:27,447 --> 00:26:29,199 Fucks sake. 427 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,840 Well, Hughie! How's me old novel looking? 428 00:26:32,047 --> 00:26:35,327 Well, for a man who failed English in the Leaving, 429 00:26:36,287 --> 00:26:38,047 you've a real talent. 430 00:26:39,487 --> 00:26:42,833 About that, your solicitor said 431 00:26:42,854 --> 00:26:45,315 - he's gonna get you out. - It was heavily implied. 432 00:26:45,373 --> 00:26:47,240 Well, when you do get out, 433 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,920 - you'll be going back to your old job? - 100%. 434 00:26:52,127 --> 00:26:54,327 So this writing craic! 435 00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:58,687 I like it. I am thinking when you're at the paper, 436 00:26:59,727 --> 00:27:01,480 I could work for you? 437 00:27:02,007 --> 00:27:04,127 Maybe the crime desk. 438 00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:12,100 I've looked after you well, Hughie. 439 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:13,560 Alright! 440 00:27:14,287 --> 00:27:16,087 Crime desk it is. 441 00:27:16,919 --> 00:27:19,039 It'd be great to get out of this hole. 442 00:27:19,727 --> 00:27:21,440 Who are you telling? 443 00:27:23,007 --> 00:27:24,887 Er, by the way, 444 00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:26,607 phone call. 445 00:27:29,746 --> 00:27:32,140 _ 446 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:35,574 - Yeah? - Look, 447 00:27:35,639 --> 00:27:37,712 I know you're not talking to the press, 448 00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,447 and you probably hate my guts, 449 00:27:39,567 --> 00:27:41,840 but one hack to another, for old times sake... 450 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,320 how about an exclusive? 451 00:27:47,053 --> 00:27:48,853 I am listening. 452 00:27:51,766 --> 00:27:54,100 So what's... what's prison like? 453 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:57,207 The toilets in the cells only flush every half hour. 454 00:27:57,327 --> 00:28:00,240 Means I have to sit there for 30 whole minutes 455 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,040 smelling my own shit. 456 00:28:02,652 --> 00:28:04,226 But guess what? 457 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,966 I would rather smell my own shit than talk to you. 458 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,493 You can't even admit that you're wrong! 459 00:28:10,766 --> 00:28:13,260 The real killer is out there, and I know who they are. 460 00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:16,167 - Then name them. - And let you lie again? 461 00:28:16,287 --> 00:28:18,393 Tell me, can you live with yourself, 462 00:28:18,487 --> 00:28:20,087 or are you drowning in guilt? 463 00:28:20,207 --> 00:28:22,327 I sleep perfectly well. 464 00:28:24,607 --> 00:28:27,586 I cannot wait for you to say that to my face. 465 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,046 Look, no ones buying your Richard Kimble bit. You're going nowhere! 466 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,760 Your star witness, Mallory, she isn't even in the country. 467 00:28:34,226 --> 00:28:35,866 You know what, Emerson? 468 00:28:36,187 --> 00:28:38,827 All I hear in your voice is desperation. 469 00:28:38,959 --> 00:28:41,359 Now, I may be wrong but... 470 00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:48,233 Your deal with Buckley went south! 471 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,979 That's why you need me on record. 472 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:53,160 I am your ticket out of town, yeah? Well, buckle up! 473 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:56,340 You are going nowhere and do you wanna know what the best part is? 474 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:58,413 - Tell me. - The guy that I have lined up 475 00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,640 to replace you 476 00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:01,926 he has a brain like a bin bag. 477 00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:03,600 He can barely read, 478 00:29:03,859 --> 00:29:06,887 but he'll make twice the journalist you are! 479 00:29:12,873 --> 00:29:14,593 Here we go, Hughie. 480 00:29:30,086 --> 00:29:32,360 _ 481 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,393 What's the cheapest thing this place has got with booze in it? 482 00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:58,000 Let me think. 483 00:29:58,327 --> 00:30:00,726 A stag left a bottle of aftershave in the jacks. 484 00:30:00,847 --> 00:30:02,320 Whatever he wants! 485 00:30:04,207 --> 00:30:05,214 Well, 486 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,280 in honour of an old friend, 487 00:30:07,553 --> 00:30:09,553 - double rum and coke. - On the way. 488 00:30:13,619 --> 00:30:16,366 What? Can't a councillor buy a constituent a drink? 489 00:30:16,986 --> 00:30:18,986 So it's a vote you're after? 490 00:30:19,087 --> 00:30:21,313 A month and a bit out, a tick wouldn't go astray. 491 00:30:21,365 --> 00:30:23,525 Well, surely my votes worth more than a drink? 492 00:30:23,673 --> 00:30:25,233 Name it? 493 00:30:26,127 --> 00:30:28,487 The trains, councillor, they're always late. 494 00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:30,280 You were going somewhere? 495 00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:31,833 Hell. 496 00:30:31,886 --> 00:30:33,733 Well, if the town votes me back in, 497 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:37,080 I'll make sure getting you there on time is a priority. 498 00:30:38,487 --> 00:30:40,040 Do you vote, Patsy? 499 00:30:40,493 --> 00:30:42,720 I don't even have a birth cert. 500 00:30:48,159 --> 00:30:49,880 I was in school with that lad. 501 00:30:50,206 --> 00:30:51,806 You know why they call him Chalky? 502 00:30:51,873 --> 00:30:53,720 Because he ate the teacher's chalk. 503 00:30:55,247 --> 00:30:56,640 Now look at him, 504 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,560 respected, buying for the house. 505 00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:01,640 Chalky's on 50k a year, 506 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,280 along with an annual trip to Finland. 507 00:31:04,527 --> 00:31:06,727 - 50 grand? - For doing nothing! 508 00:31:09,447 --> 00:31:11,880 You know what, Patsy? You should run. 509 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,012 - Do you think so? - Yeah! 510 00:31:15,087 --> 00:31:18,327 The last time I checked you were a dab hand at doing fuck all. 511 00:31:23,087 --> 00:31:25,087 I can't go on like this. 512 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:30,760 It's clear I need to kill. 513 00:31:31,413 --> 00:31:33,973 Question is... who? 514 00:31:39,046 --> 00:31:41,287 Okay, jawline, it's pitchy time. 515 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,680 Your just the tip type bullshit won't work on me. 516 00:31:50,767 --> 00:31:52,767 I read as straight, but I am bi 517 00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:55,047 and any dudes I do do are Spanish. 518 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,865 So if you think you're gonna come in here 519 00:31:56,939 --> 00:31:59,240 and rearrange my guts, you can jog on. 520 00:31:59,466 --> 00:32:02,487 Me pausing is not an open invitation to blather. 521 00:32:02,693 --> 00:32:05,000 Now, a little birdie told me, 522 00:32:05,073 --> 00:32:06,826 you've been coasting along for the last few months 523 00:32:06,866 --> 00:32:08,560 until the next big job comes knocking. 524 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,320 Yep, I am going nowhere. 525 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:13,160 Well, I hate to burst your bubble, that depends on me. 526 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,827 Why shouldn't I fire you? 527 00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:25,960 - Have you read today's paper? - Do I look like a fuckin geek? 528 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:29,367 Well... you should. 529 00:32:30,618 --> 00:32:32,978 The last-minute addition to the line-up of candidates 530 00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:35,613 running in the local election is Kilraven's 531 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,680 Patsy Ruane, 52. 532 00:32:37,887 --> 00:32:40,179 When asked what pushed him to run he answered, 533 00:32:40,246 --> 00:32:42,880 "It was a young journalist from your paper. 534 00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:45,547 He told me I had both the time and temperament 535 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,320 to serve the people of this town." 536 00:32:47,406 --> 00:32:48,960 I've been working on him for weeks. 537 00:32:48,981 --> 00:32:50,408 To get him to run? 538 00:32:50,429 --> 00:32:52,546 He's one of the eight candidates who've paid their deposits. 539 00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:55,740 I am going to ruin the other seven and help him win. 540 00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:57,600 Is that ethical? 541 00:33:01,887 --> 00:33:03,460 Okay, but seriously. 542 00:33:03,846 --> 00:33:05,239 What's in it for the paper? 543 00:33:05,259 --> 00:33:07,967 Patsy will be the worst possible thing to happen to this town 544 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,640 and the best thing to happen to this paper. 545 00:33:10,847 --> 00:33:14,346 Think about it, five years filled with that fool's antics, 546 00:33:14,412 --> 00:33:16,033 all that juicy material? 547 00:33:16,687 --> 00:33:17,927 He'll be a godsend. 548 00:33:18,093 --> 00:33:19,920 Yeah, okay, I love it. 549 00:33:20,727 --> 00:33:23,127 But what happens if you don't get him elected? 550 00:33:23,247 --> 00:33:24,640 I know. 551 00:33:25,287 --> 00:33:27,120 You'll lose your job. 552 00:33:27,447 --> 00:33:30,200 - Bit harsh. - Fine, let's make it interesting. 553 00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,725 Fail to get him elected, 554 00:33:32,767 --> 00:33:35,806 your next paying gig will either be Only Fans or binman. 555 00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:39,526 But if you move to the politics desk and get that buffoon in, 556 00:33:40,207 --> 00:33:42,040 I'll make you editor. 557 00:33:45,113 --> 00:33:46,625 I am not staying long. 558 00:33:46,646 --> 00:33:49,240 - This isn't my bag. - Yeah? What is your bag? 559 00:33:49,647 --> 00:33:51,199 Hot twins. 560 00:33:51,967 --> 00:33:53,453 Cool. 561 00:33:54,087 --> 00:33:56,346 Well, okay, I am in, deal. 562 00:33:56,392 --> 00:33:58,086 On one condition. 563 00:33:58,426 --> 00:34:00,360 Them, out there... 564 00:34:01,018 --> 00:34:02,791 it's fine if they know what you're up to, 565 00:34:02,879 --> 00:34:04,619 but they can't know about the editor's job. 566 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,687 Why not? 567 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:07,280 You tell me. 568 00:34:08,106 --> 00:34:10,299 Because you want them all to think they've got a shot at it. 569 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,333 Bingo! 570 00:34:12,146 --> 00:34:14,320 Well, don't you worry, I won't say a word. 571 00:34:19,887 --> 00:34:21,240 And finally, 572 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:24,800 for the title I am thinking, Cabbage Couture. 573 00:34:24,993 --> 00:34:26,040 God... 574 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,600 who knew farming and fashion would click like that? 575 00:34:28,807 --> 00:34:30,320 Bravo, Kate! 576 00:34:31,647 --> 00:34:33,774 Now, an announcement. 577 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:36,133 Emerson is moving to the political desk 578 00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:38,233 to cover the election for the next seven weeks, 579 00:34:38,353 --> 00:34:39,893 so he gets a pass on the pitching. 580 00:34:40,013 --> 00:34:42,480 Okay! And then there were two. 581 00:34:44,966 --> 00:34:46,766 - You first. - Are you sure? 582 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:49,000 - I insist. - Will one of you get on with it? 583 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,414 - It's a series. - Or a P45. 584 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:56,026 There's this old man, he was in the nursing home... 585 00:34:56,146 --> 00:34:58,173 - Was? - Died late last night. 586 00:34:58,293 --> 00:35:00,120 - Riveting. - Only... 587 00:35:00,727 --> 00:35:02,680 no one knows who he is. 588 00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:05,920 - They've named him James Doe. - My James Doe. 589 00:35:06,007 --> 00:35:08,647 No ID, no one knows why he came to the town. 590 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,313 So I am thinking over the next several weeks 591 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,847 I'll chase down his real identity, 592 00:35:11,913 --> 00:35:13,627 play detective and write about it. 593 00:35:13,773 --> 00:35:15,440 And when I do find out who he is... 594 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,160 You'll pop out his obit? 595 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:20,767 This is far more important than some soon forgotten obituary. 596 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:24,246 The crime desk is free and if you ask me this could be a crime. 597 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:26,453 - I've already got leads. - You've interviewed him? 598 00:35:27,447 --> 00:35:29,240 Doesn't make much sense, 599 00:35:29,507 --> 00:35:31,520 but I got his last words on paper. 600 00:35:33,607 --> 00:35:36,120 For every second you spoke, 601 00:35:36,513 --> 00:35:38,513 I was never bored. 602 00:35:38,586 --> 00:35:41,940 Now I see why you've got that crazy big following of twinks on TikTok. 603 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,560 Ruby, go and knock it out of the park. 604 00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:48,819 You, you confound me, 605 00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:50,760 I am interested. Talk. 606 00:35:51,527 --> 00:35:52,880 It's... 607 00:35:53,647 --> 00:35:55,360 Well, it's... 608 00:35:55,678 --> 00:35:57,470 It's... Stolen! 609 00:35:57,519 --> 00:35:59,893 - Right in front of you. - Not ready yet. 610 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,360 - Not what I wanna hear. - I need more time. 611 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,767 Her Dad did just die. 612 00:36:04,887 --> 00:36:06,240 He died over a month ago, 613 00:36:06,327 --> 00:36:08,093 I will not use that as an excuse. 614 00:36:08,113 --> 00:36:09,480 Thank Christ for that. 615 00:36:09,513 --> 00:36:11,360 Right, get your ass in gear, yeah? 616 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,073 By deadline, I wanna see a story I can't say no to, 617 00:36:14,106 --> 00:36:15,920 or your resignation letter. 618 00:36:16,367 --> 00:36:17,967 Thanks folks. 619 00:36:23,046 --> 00:36:24,966 Never shit on your own doorstep. 620 00:36:25,007 --> 00:36:27,333 I work with Ruby, I can't kill her... 621 00:36:27,613 --> 00:36:29,300 But God I want to. 622 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:31,573 And what did that old mumbler tell her in the nursing home? 623 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,040 I could be in danger, it's a smart choice. 624 00:36:34,087 --> 00:36:35,834 No, it's too close, I can't. 625 00:36:35,853 --> 00:36:37,080 But she deserves it. 626 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:39,000 Don't be reckless, Elvira, I can't. It's too...! 627 00:36:39,046 --> 00:36:40,200 God, I want to! 628 00:36:41,406 --> 00:36:43,647 That Vivienne, she is all business. 629 00:36:43,673 --> 00:36:45,713 You know we needed someone like her around here. 630 00:36:45,734 --> 00:36:47,293 This office needs a shake-up. 631 00:36:47,780 --> 00:36:50,447 So... what kind of person is Elvira? 632 00:36:51,366 --> 00:36:54,526 The kind that should've been hooked up to jump leads years ago. 633 00:36:54,626 --> 00:36:56,546 - And her and Emerson? - Why?! 634 00:36:56,693 --> 00:36:58,513 You're not going after him, are you? 635 00:36:58,787 --> 00:37:00,467 Gross, he's ancient. 636 00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:03,466 I just wanna make sure she's got a shoulder to cry on 637 00:37:03,493 --> 00:37:05,120 when she gets the boot. 638 00:37:05,553 --> 00:37:07,106 Do you think she will? 639 00:37:07,165 --> 00:37:09,993 I was brought here to make ye all feel expendable. 640 00:37:10,207 --> 00:37:12,247 But after reading her work, 641 00:37:12,446 --> 00:37:14,366 which is super shitty, 642 00:37:14,407 --> 00:37:16,360 I've decided to take her job... 643 00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:18,327 and crime. 644 00:37:21,007 --> 00:37:22,000 What? 645 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,033 But I mean she did just lose her dad, 646 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,927 and it was such an awful death. 647 00:37:25,979 --> 00:37:27,033 Please, 648 00:37:27,187 --> 00:37:28,987 I heard the man died happy. 649 00:37:29,879 --> 00:37:32,040 Went out with a face full of pussy. 650 00:37:38,487 --> 00:37:40,153 You're so bad! 651 00:37:52,887 --> 00:37:55,607 Hey Ruby, I am sorry to bother you. 652 00:37:55,727 --> 00:37:58,040 But I am the union rep and... 653 00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:00,246 I don't believe in unions, 654 00:38:00,366 --> 00:38:02,127 it's communism for skangers. 655 00:38:03,479 --> 00:38:06,359 No dues due, I just need you to fill out some forms, 656 00:38:06,446 --> 00:38:09,006 personal details, name and address and that. 657 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:18,733 - Your form. - Come on, Ruby! 658 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,320 See you in the morning. 659 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,786 See ya! 660 00:38:30,587 --> 00:38:32,747 _ 661 00:38:36,353 --> 00:38:38,240 _ 662 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,433 _ 663 00:38:45,847 --> 00:38:47,867 _ 664 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:58,000 _ 665 00:39:00,533 --> 00:39:02,466 _ 666 00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,540 Time to grieve. 667 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,793 _ 668 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,686 - _ - One clown down, 669 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,700 six to go. 670 00:39:26,753 --> 00:39:28,680 _ 671 00:39:30,647 --> 00:39:33,167 I've never launched a political campaign, 672 00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:35,487 so I'll keep this simple. 673 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,200 Like yourself! 674 00:39:37,698 --> 00:39:38,846 Listen! 675 00:39:38,867 --> 00:39:42,407 A vote for Tom Quigley means a vote for you! 676 00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:46,000 Seriously though, transport will be a key issue. 677 00:39:46,367 --> 00:39:49,293 So give me your number one and every train 678 00:39:49,413 --> 00:39:51,780 that leaves town will run on time, 679 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,379 I can promise you that! 680 00:39:53,466 --> 00:39:55,540 Sounds like he wants people to leave town. 681 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,327 Sounds like you want people to leave Kilraven! 682 00:39:58,693 --> 00:40:00,646 Yeah. Don't like that at all! 683 00:40:03,807 --> 00:40:06,527 Alright, well, listen. listen! 684 00:40:06,647 --> 00:40:08,647 Go on, what do you want? 685 00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:10,360 What I want... 686 00:40:11,173 --> 00:40:12,520 what I want... 687 00:40:12,853 --> 00:40:14,986 is to buy everyone here a drink! 688 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,367 Does that include shorts? 689 00:40:17,388 --> 00:40:20,188 Back at The Gold Rush, abuse yourselves! 690 00:40:21,192 --> 00:40:23,400 There's one for you as well, Father! 691 00:40:23,553 --> 00:40:24,880 Open bar. 692 00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:26,680 Yeah, which he's paying for. 693 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:28,086 Give me your number one. 694 00:40:28,106 --> 00:40:29,806 - Thanks, thanks, thanks. - He's your opponent! 695 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,480 It wouldn't look right, Patsy. 696 00:40:31,501 --> 00:40:34,095 It's free drink, which is my favourite kind of drink. 697 00:40:34,193 --> 00:40:35,693 Good luck. 698 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:53,720 First things first, 699 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,760 let's see where Just Ruby lives. 700 00:41:03,247 --> 00:41:06,040 Well, Daddy certainly provides. 701 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:40,060 Where are you off to? 702 00:42:00,487 --> 00:42:02,267 Wine and a bath? 703 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,240 Basic bitch! 704 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,880 _ 705 00:42:20,607 --> 00:42:22,427 - Like clockwork! - _ 706 00:42:28,693 --> 00:42:31,327 - _ - Same bathtime every night. 707 00:42:32,413 --> 00:42:34,373 I can work with that. 708 00:42:58,346 --> 00:43:00,299 And I can work with that too. 709 00:43:05,807 --> 00:43:08,207 Maybe killing is how I grieve. 710 00:43:09,367 --> 00:43:13,167 Instead of tears, dead bodies are how I show sorrow. 711 00:43:23,213 --> 00:43:25,453 Ruby's heart won't know what hit it. 712 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,280 Showtime. 713 00:44:29,852 --> 00:44:31,880 This isn't the routine! 714 00:44:40,287 --> 00:44:42,280 What have you heard? 715 00:44:54,847 --> 00:44:56,647 What the hell? 716 00:45:32,127 --> 00:45:34,047 You need to get out of there! 717 00:45:52,007 --> 00:45:53,040 Run! 718 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,280 Move! 719 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:57,460 Go! Move! I said, now! 720 00:46:00,487 --> 00:46:02,687 No. No, no, no, no! 721 00:46:03,192 --> 00:46:05,392 No, start you bastard! 722 00:46:08,713 --> 00:46:09,953 We're sorry, 723 00:46:10,073 --> 00:46:12,287 you have reached a number that has been disconnected 724 00:46:12,319 --> 00:46:14,266 or no longer is in service. 725 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,347 _ 726 00:46:46,906 --> 00:46:48,786 Sweeping for prints now. 727 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:50,400 Get it down to the lab, 728 00:46:51,247 --> 00:46:53,447 see what we can come up with. 729 00:46:56,126 --> 00:46:59,286 Hang on, is that Elvira Clancy's car? 730 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,473 I am about to become the chief suspect in a murder case 731 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,160 and I didn't even do this one. 732 00:47:09,186 --> 00:47:11,040 You're taking this hard. 733 00:47:12,253 --> 00:47:14,613 She had her whole life in front of her. 734 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,020 Okay, 735 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:25,360 I've got to take control of this story. 736 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:36,020 - What? - I don't know whether to fire you or fuck you. 737 00:47:36,046 --> 00:47:38,013 Well, hear me out first! 738 00:47:38,407 --> 00:47:40,993 I want Ruby's murder, the story. 739 00:47:41,407 --> 00:47:43,526 - Well, doesn't that mean... - Taking over the crime desk 740 00:47:43,565 --> 00:47:45,540 while Emerson is on politics. 741 00:47:46,687 --> 00:47:48,280 Definitely swinging towards fuckin ya. 742 00:47:48,313 --> 00:47:49,553 Ruby and me, 743 00:47:49,647 --> 00:47:51,200 we'd become close, 744 00:47:51,647 --> 00:47:53,040 so it's personal. 745 00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:56,367 And personal stories have always connected us to our readers. 746 00:47:59,706 --> 00:48:01,560 60 grand a year, 747 00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:03,199 maybe mileage. 748 00:48:03,245 --> 00:48:05,925 - For taking over crime? - For taking over as editor! 749 00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:11,426 You... you want me to run the paper? 750 00:48:11,586 --> 00:48:13,593 But you only get the job 751 00:48:13,626 --> 00:48:16,407 if you solve Ruby's murder before the cops do. 752 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,413 Don't, you're fired. 753 00:48:18,767 --> 00:48:20,534 Plus you can't tell a soul about this. 754 00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:22,280 Do, also fired. 755 00:48:35,487 --> 00:48:37,600 Can I still write obituaries? 756 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:43,119 www.subtitulamos.tv