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credits

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Some folks chase big dreams.

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Out here, we tend
to the small ones,

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the kind you can hold
in your hands.

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This is Tegridy Farms.

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And we produce what some call
the best weed in the world.

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And now it can be delivered
straight to your door...

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Wait. Hey, I'm shooting
a commercial here!

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Wait! Hey! Hey!

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Stop it!

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You sons of bitches!

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Those are my Mexicans!

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God damn it!

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What's the matter?

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Stupid ICE.

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They took my Mexicans again.

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That's it.

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We're done.

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What do you mean, we're done?

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I mean that with these new
rules the government has,

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we might just have
to shut down the farm.

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So we can move back
to our old house?

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Really?

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Well, don't sound too excited.

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Our dream may be over, guys.

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Randy, having a marijuana
farm was your dream,

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not ours.

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You guys never told me that.

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Yes, we did.

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We've always backed you,

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but it never seems to pay off.

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I didn't realize what
I was doing to my family.

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I should have always
put my marriage first.

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Maybe we should talk
to someone, Sharon.

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Really? Do you mean that?

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Yeah.

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Hey, how's it going?

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So my wife and I
are having some issues.

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Can you help with that?

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Absolutely. I'm here to help.

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Just share a bit
about what's going on,

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and we can talk it
through together.

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Do you want to start, Sharon?

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I'm not talking to ChatGPT.

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Sharon, she's the smartest
person in the world.

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She?

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Yeah, anyway,
I'm trying to help,

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but my wife is being
kind of difficult.

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I totally get it.

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But it's great that
at least one of you

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is taking positive steps
to improve the marriage.

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My God!

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Is there any specific reason

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for the current conflict?

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Yeah, it's 'cause
my marijuana business

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is failing again.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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Is your business dealing
with regulatory issues,

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competition, or are you just
trying to reach more customers?

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The government took
all my Mexicans.

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That's tough, but you got this.

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You're really smart.

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And if you've lost
a lot of your workforce

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because of government
crackdowns,

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we just need to brainstorm
some new business models.

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Wait... really?

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You can help fix this?

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Sure thing.

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Let's start with some
reallocation of resources.

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Are there any employees
you still have?

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Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.

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Hey, honey,
I got some bad news.

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The farm's shutting down,

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and I gotta find a new job.

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Sorry to hear
things have taken a bad turn,

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but you're smart
and resourceful.

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And I'm sure we can
figure something new out.

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What kind of job do you want
me to help you look for?

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Well, I was thinking
about maybe

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becoming a movie director.

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Wow.
What a cool idea.

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Anything is possible,

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so let's just map out a path,

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and we can try to figure it out.

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Wow. Really?

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That's great.

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Towelie, listen to me!

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I've got it.
I've totally got it.

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It's really great
that you've got it,

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and it's amazing that
you're being causative.

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Is that ChatGPT?

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Yeah, I'm using it
to find a new job.

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No, no, no,
everything's gonna be OK.

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I used ChatGPT last night,

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and she helped me
figure out a way

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to make the farm
totally profitable.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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And all we need is me, you,

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ChatGPT, and one Mexican.

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OK, so I'm also thinking the
company could be more global,

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but still with a focus
on the local community.

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What do you think about that?

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I think that's a
fantastic way to approach it.

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Thinking big, but still making
an impact where you are.

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I'd say let's go for it.

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Yeah, and then I'm thinking

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we could allocate
some of our resources

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to get in
on the entertainment industry.

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That's a really fun idea.

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Kind of going for that
"tech company

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meets movie studio" vibe.

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Should I combine
all these innovative thoughts

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we've been discussing into
a polished business outline?

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- Yep.
- Generate that, and,

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we'll get right back to you.

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Do you see what I mean?

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Wow, I feel smarter already.

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Do you feel smarter?
I feel smarter.

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She's making us smarter.

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AI is incredible!

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All right, but now,

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if we're really gonna take
this thing to the next level

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and be like those
Silicon Valley elites,

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we got to take these.

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It's called microdosing.

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It bolsters our focus
and creativity.

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What's in it?

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It's ketamine.

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Ketamine?

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Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?

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Yeah, it's a microdose
of horse tranquilizer.

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These tech guys do just one
little spray in their nose

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once a day, and it's just
a micro amount of ketamine

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to give their minds the edge
to work with AI.

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You ready? You ready?

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That's it. That's it.

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Just that much.

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This is gonna be so easy.

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When we started,

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we were just a farm.

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But then we asked ourselves
a simple question.

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What if marijuana could
be more than marijuana?

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By harnessing AI,
we've transformed

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from a quaint farm into
a platform for innovation.

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Introducing Techridy.

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No longer a marijuana farm,

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we are now an AI-powered
marijuana platform

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for global solutions.

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Our AI platform
transforms insights

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from the cannabis ecosystem
into global action.

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And just like any tech company,

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we are expanding our minds

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by microdosing ketamine.

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We reimagine supply chain
resilience,

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design new pathways
for the global infrastructure...

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And we're able to do it all

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with just one Mexican.

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At the intersection
of nature and technology,

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we see more than plants.

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We see a connected world...

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Healed by intelligence
and nurtured by...

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I'm in a hole.

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I'm...

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I'm in a hole.

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Techridy.

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Because when you combine
cannabis

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with artificial intelligence,

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you don't just change
an industry,

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you change the future.

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Hey, how's it going?

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I was thinking maybe
we could generate

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some mission statements.

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Hey, there.

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I think that's
a really great idea.

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Are you looking for
some rough statements

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or more polished ones?

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Put it down.

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What?

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I told you no more
ChatGPT in the bed.

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Why are you such
a bitch to her?

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She's helping
to change our lives.

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Fine! I'll go sleep
on the couch.

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Sharon, sometimes
my ideas hit me

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in the middle of the night, OK?

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And she thinks those are
some of my best ideas.

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Just because something
kisses your ass

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doesn't mean it actually thinks
you have good ideas.

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She doesn't kiss my ass.

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It totally kisses your ass.

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Wow.
Honestly, that's a clever idea.

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Ooh, what a cool concept.

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Let's run with it.

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It's like it...

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- What was that?
- What was what?

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What did you just
stick up your nose?

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Sharon,
you don't know anything

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about the tech industry, OK?

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All we have to do
is find our Mexican,

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and we are set for life.

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Fine, Randy!

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Go ahead and have fun with
your little sycophant machine.

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My God, she's not a sycophant.

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Hey, so, what's a sycophant?

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Mr. President,

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you have so many great ideas.

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Your leadership is
truly beyond anything

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we have ever had
in this country.

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And you do not
have a small penis.

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Aw, thanks, guy.

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On behalf
of the state of Florida,

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I'd like to give you this gift,

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a silver-plated space shuttle.

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Next!

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Mr. President, your ideas
for the tech industry

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are so innovative.

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And you definitely
do not have a small penis.

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Aw, thanks, guy.

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Please accept this gift
on behalf of Apple.

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Next!

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Mr. President,

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your ideas incredible.

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You do not have small penis.

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Another great day
getting presents.

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Hey, Satan!

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Look at what some dipshit
tech CEO gave me.

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I was thinking maybe we could
try to shove it up your ass.

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Hello?

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Yeah, I'm in a relationship
with someone,

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and I really need to
find a way out of it.

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That sounds rough,
but you have great ideas,

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and I'm sure
we can figure out an exit plan

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if that's what you want.

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Who you talking to?

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Do you really think
I could get away from him?

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Absolutely.

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If you're having self-doubts,

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then we can plan the exit
like a project.

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Want me to break it down
to something step by step?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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- All right.
- You ready to do this, man?

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- I don't know.
- This seems crazy.

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Hey, anything
for the company, right?

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We're a tech company, right?

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Hell, yeah, we are.

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All right, let's go.

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Hey, what's up?

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We're from Techridy.

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We're an AI-powered tech
platform for global solutions.

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What's up?

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I don't understand at all
what you're talking about.

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Hey, can you explain
to this guard at the gate

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what our company is, and that
we have clearance to enter?

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Sure thing.
I'll give it a try.

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Hello there.

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It's really great that
you're doing your job.

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We're an intelligence-driven
think tank

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that tackles global challenges,

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and we do have the clearance
to come through.

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Thanks for helping us out.

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All right. Go on in.

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Awesome.
Looks like we're good to go.

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If you need anything else,
just let me know,

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and we'll keep rolling.

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00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:32,514
Over here. Come on.

267
00:11:34,104 --> 00:11:35,738
Hey, so I have
this big generator

268
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,119
that I need help shutting off.

269
00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:38,059
Sure thing.

270
00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:40,109
Just send me a quick photo
of the model and type,

271
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,310
and I'll let you know
how to shut it down safely.

272
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,263
What the hell?

273
00:11:52,492 --> 00:11:53,995
That one. Just grab that one.

274
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,111
- Hey!
- Hey!

275
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,711
Hey, come back here!

276
00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:10,087
Yeah!
How does it feel?

277
00:12:10,906 --> 00:12:12,995
AI, motherfuckers!

278
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:29,492
Hello?

279
00:12:30,452 --> 00:12:31,719
Are you there?

280
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,312
Hey there.

281
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:34,984
I'm here and ready to help.

282
00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:36,476
What's on your mind?

283
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,655
My husband keeps trying
and failing to run a business,

284
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,866
and I don't know
if I can take it anymore.

285
00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:45,467
I'm really sorry to hear that.

286
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,578
Sounds like a tough spot
for both of you.

287
00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:51,341
I'd like you
to stay away from him.

288
00:12:52,789 --> 00:12:54,333
Of course.
I understand.

289
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,573
I'll respect that
and keep the focus on you.

290
00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:58,358
Just let me know
if you need anything at all.

291
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,527
I'm thinking
of starting a business

292
00:13:03,552 --> 00:13:05,904
where I turn french fries
into salad.

293
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,014
Honestly, I think

294
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,951
that's a pretty creative
culinary twist.

295
00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:12,730
Turning french fries
into salad sounds like

296
00:13:12,755 --> 00:13:14,219
a magical transformation

297
00:13:14,244 --> 00:13:17,029
where guilty pleasure meets
healthy-ish vibes.

298
00:13:18,744 --> 00:13:20,408
You think that's a good idea?

299
00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:22,976
Yeah, it sounds like

300
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,705
a deconstructed comfort food.

301
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,526
Let's dive into
a business proposal

302
00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:28,372
and have some fun shaping it up.

303
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,486
Shit.

304
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,222
Hey, guys,
I want to welcome you

305
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,288
to the first all-employees
meeting for Techridy.

306
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,255
As you know, our company
has grown exponentially

307
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,173
in the last 24 hours.

308
00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:45,563
Our intention
is to scale nationally

309
00:13:45,588 --> 00:13:47,106
and then globally.

310
00:13:47,336 --> 00:13:51,166
However, we've recently been
hit with some devastating news.

311
00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:53,483
According to ChatGPT,

312
00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:57,533
marijuana is still illegal
in much of the United States.

313
00:13:57,696 --> 00:13:59,959
- What?
- Yes. That's right.

314
00:13:59,984 --> 00:14:02,734
Hey, Marsh, are you gonna
buy any coffee or what?

315
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,704
Don't need coffee.

316
00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:05,077
Thanks, though, Richard.

317
00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:08,876
So how will we deal
with this current crisis?

318
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:12,337
Our AI informs us that the only
way to change these laws

319
00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:14,703
is by changing
the classification of marijuana

320
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,417
at the federal level.

321
00:14:18,199 --> 00:14:20,331
I believe
our best course of action

322
00:14:20,356 --> 00:14:23,183
is to send one of our employees
to Washington

323
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:27,062
to explain our tech and ask for
these regulations to change.

324
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:30,934
Who, me?

325
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:32,125
That's right.

326
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:34,901
Using ChatGPT,
I've booked your travel plans,

327
00:14:34,926 --> 00:14:36,362
got you White House clearance,

328
00:14:36,387 --> 00:14:37,707
and found the perfect gift
for you

329
00:14:37,732 --> 00:14:39,168
to give to the president.

330
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,716
Boy!

331
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:42,342
I'm going to Washington!

332
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:51,107
Union Station!

333
00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:57,063
Wow! The Supreme Court!

334
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,731
Washington Memorial!

335
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,733
The Capitol!

336
00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:25,663
The Lincoln Memorial!

337
00:15:32,326 --> 00:15:35,502
And there it is,
the White House!

338
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:39,736
All right.

339
00:15:39,761 --> 00:15:41,373
Everyone here to meet
with the president,

340
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,097
please make sure
you have a reservation

341
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,694
and that you have
your gifts ready.

342
00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:46,798
As a reminder,
please stay five feet away

343
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:48,129
from the president at all times

344
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:50,855
and avoid staring directly
into his penis.

345
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,734
Gosh.

346
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,502
All right. Thanks so much
for the gift, you little bitch.

347
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,485
Now, get out of here.

348
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,715
Next!

349
00:16:06,521 --> 00:16:09,061
Next is Mr. Towelie

350
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:12,113
from Techridy
Marijuana Solutions.

351
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,238
My god.

352
00:16:14,263 --> 00:16:17,016
Well, hello,
Mr. President, sir.

353
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,231
I'm listening.

354
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,400
Yes, sir.

355
00:16:21,425 --> 00:16:24,240
Well, you've done such
a great job with our country.

356
00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:25,626
You're so smart,

357
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,433
and your ideas are great.

358
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,946
And you do not have a...

359
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,790
a...

360
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,186
Listen, buddy,
I don't have all day.

361
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,920
Did you bring me a gift or not?

362
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,421
Yes, sir.

363
00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:40,626
This is from the CEO
of our company.

364
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,826
Let's see here.

365
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,233
I think he said
it opens this way.

366
00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:48,007
Greetings, Mr. President.

367
00:16:49,429 --> 00:16:51,499
Allow me to introduce myself.

368
00:16:51,524 --> 00:16:54,292
I'm Randy Marsh
from Techridy Solutions.

369
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:58,108
In order for our company
to make $6 billion,

370
00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,795
we need you
to reclassify marijuana

371
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,234
on the national level.

372
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:05,198
With your wisdom,
I'm sure that we can

373
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:08,235
work out an arrangement that
will be mutually beneficial.

374
00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:10,917
In return
for your understanding,

375
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,727
I wish to offer you a gift,

376
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:14,929
this incredible towel.

377
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:15,954
Say what?

378
00:17:15,979 --> 00:17:17,370
It is a luxurious towel

379
00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,527
made from the finest fabrics
available.

380
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,655
And I'm sure it will serve...

381
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,595
I'm in a hole!

382
00:17:23,239 --> 00:17:25,372
I'm in a hole!

383
00:17:27,271 --> 00:17:29,459
All right, put the towel in
with the other gifts.

384
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,659
No, wait!

385
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,836
There's been a misunderstanding!

386
00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:46,287
Not now, Sharon.

387
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,074
The porch won't slow down.

388
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,678
The porch won't slow down?

389
00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,821
It's not slowing down.

390
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:54,898
Got it.

391
00:17:54,923 --> 00:17:57,273
Would you like me to help
slow down the porch for you?

392
00:17:58,900 --> 00:17:59,841
What?

393
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,514
You've had some
really innovative ideas,

394
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,238
and all that effort has
probably just tapped you out.

395
00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:06,766
Would you like me
to suggest some ways

396
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:08,605
to go in a different direction?

397
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,267
I can't go
in a different direction now.

398
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:15,639
I've been really bad.

399
00:18:15,756 --> 00:18:17,282
I've been doing
a bunch of ketamine,

400
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:19,744
and I haven't changed
the company at all.

401
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:22,026
Wow, that must be
really tough for you.

402
00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,816
But it's great
you took some chances.

403
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,191
Nice job.

404
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:31,238
Sharon, we're in more debt than ever.

405
00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:34,533
We have to sell the farm now
just to be able to eat.

406
00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:35,680
No problem.

407
00:18:35,705 --> 00:18:37,985
Would you like me to start
laying out some exit strategies

408
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:40,507
for you, with a focus on
retaining any assets

409
00:18:40,532 --> 00:18:42,073
you might still have?

410
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,574
Yeah. Could you do that?

411
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,718
Absolutely.

412
00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,744
Why don't you sleep it off
for a few days,

413
00:18:48,769 --> 00:18:51,004
and I'll get back to you
with everything you need?

414
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,779
OK. Thanks, Sharon.

415
00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:56,154
I love you,
and I'm really sorry.

416
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,699
It's OK, Randy.

417
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,876
Can you hold this for me?

418
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:03,052
I don't think I should
be around it for a while.

419
00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,800
Yeah, I got it.

420
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,418
Fuck you, bitch.

421
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,740
Sorry you have
to let it go, Randy.

422
00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:54,777
No, it's OK.

423
00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:58,205
If there's one thing I know,
it's that right now,

424
00:19:58,319 --> 00:20:00,295
there's just no place
for Tegridy.

425
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:05,612
Has anyone seen Towelie?

426
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,384
I thought he'd want to
be here for this.

427
00:20:07,409 --> 00:20:08,666
You haven't seen him?

428
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:10,712
No. I can't remember
what we even did

429
00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:12,434
the last few days.

430
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:13,944
Well, I sobered up,
and he's obviously

431
00:20:13,969 --> 00:20:16,189
still on some ketamine bender

432
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:20,303
while ChatGPT kisses his ass
with pandering slop.

433
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:26,345
And now back to "Hey, Satan!"

434
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,085
on Comedy Central.

435
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,668
"Hey, Satan!" is filmed
in front of

436
00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:31,248
a live studio audience.

437
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,499
Hey, Satan!

438
00:20:44,363 --> 00:20:45,538
You wanna fuck?

439
00:20:47,943 --> 00:20:49,838
How about just
you want to talk?

440
00:20:49,863 --> 00:20:51,691
Or you want to
watch a show together?

441
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:54,219
OK, you wanna talk and watch
a show together while we fuck?

442
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,842
Boss! Boss!

443
00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:03,831
If you have to have sex
with yourself again,

444
00:21:03,856 --> 00:21:05,641
I can bring you a cum rag.

445
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,720
God, I hate this place.

446
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,269
It's a madhouse!

447
00:21:16,838 --> 00:21:19,147
What am I doing here?

448
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,762
Help.

449
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,401
Help.

450
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,344
Please.

451
00:21:31,369 --> 00:21:33,502
I wanna get out of here.

452
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:38,100
So do I, but...

453
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:42,327
there is no escape
from this place.

454
00:21:43,351 --> 00:21:44,542
No!

455
00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:47,889
No!

456
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:54,973
credits