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- They are really going at it.
- Lot of tongue.

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Too much tongue.

3
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I think it's kind of weird that
we're watching them, right?

4
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Well, it's hot. I think it'd be
weird if we didn't watch them.

5
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They are super young though.

6
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- Yeah.
- In fact, everybody here is super young.

7
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- Oh, goddamn.
- Oh, come on.

8
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- Hey, are you 21?
- Yeah, what does it look like?

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Yeah, fuck off, grandpa.

10
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Oh.

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- The mouth on him.
- I mean...

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- Heinous.
- Wait a second.

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Didn't we, like, just deal with this?

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We just dealt with something like this.

15
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- We did, right?
- Not long ago.

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All right, let's kick 'em out.

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- Goddamn it, Son.
- Shit.

18
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- Oh, my God.
- I can't believe you're in a bar.

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You are in so much trouble.

20
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How many times do we have to
tell you to stay away from her?

21
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We're in love.

22
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Yeah, and there's nothing
you can do about it.

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- Ooh.
- Oh, my God. That was riveting.

24
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Yeah, turned into a
real Romeo and Juliet thing,

25
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- didn't it?
- Yeah.

26
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I don't know what to do with him.

27
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- He's gotta stop drinking.
- Hey, guys.

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You guys look familiar.

29
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Yeah, you do too.

30
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Hang on a second. What are your names?

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I'm Trey. This is Tammy.

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Oh, shit. This is classic Tammy.

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_

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credits

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Trey and Tammy
were lovers in high school,

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but she wanted to make Trey
jealous by flirting with Dennis.

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Dee tried to bang Trey,
but he was only using her

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to get back at Tammy and it worked.

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They slept together on their prom night.

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They had a baby that they named Trey Jr.

41
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Trey Jr.'s in love with that
girl named Kerry Bitaberry,

42
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but Trey and Tammy hate Kerry Bitaberry

43
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because the Bitaberry family is trash,
which they are.

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Dennis and Dee are, like,
super obsessed with Trey and Tammy still.

45
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I can pretty much tell
by their body language.

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I think they're gonna try to bang them.

47
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Huh? Did you say something?
I wasn't listening.

48
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Oh, yeah. That's Trey and Tammy.

49
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They were lovers in high school.
Tammy tried to bang...

50
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Dude, I don't give a flying fuck
about any of this gossipy bullshit.

51
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- You're not into teen drama?
- No, because I am an adult.

52
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And I like adult stories, like a sexual
psychological thriller, you know?

53
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This has no weight to it.

54
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Well, this has been fun catching up.

55
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- Yeah.
- We're done? Okay.

56
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Yeah. Yeah, you know,
we should do this more often.

57
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It's so hard to believe we haven't
seen each other since high school.

58
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- Yeah.
- Well, since we were in high school.

59
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- You were 30.
- Okay. Well, let's not do that, you know?

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Time's all in your head, Tammy.

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And in your ass, apparently.

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- She's just making a joke. You look great.
- It's true.

63
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Well, if our son
ever comes back in here again,

64
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can you please send him home?
Or at least not sell him alcohol?

65
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Speaking of which. I assume you
will be picking up the tab, yeah?

66
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'Cause they kind of hustled out of
here and you are legal guardians.

67
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Yeah. I actually think that's a law.

68
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I think you have to pick
up your child's tab if

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Here. Let's go.

70
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- You gave him way too much... Okay.
- Now.

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Oh, man.

72
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What a trip down memory lane, huh?

73
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- Trey looks good.
- Yeah, so does Tammy.

74
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Yeah, sometimes I feel like she
might be the one that got away.

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Hey, did you sense
something off between them?

76
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Something was off, right?
It was all in the body language.

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Yeah, there was a strain there, right?
Right?

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There was a strain there.
God, that's hot.

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- Is it?
- Married, forbidden lust.

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- Uh-huh.
- Ooh.

81
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I bet those two are just
screaming for some strange.

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Yeah.

83
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This is classic Dee and Dennis stuff.

84
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I think they're gonna try to
sleep with those two people

85
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that don't want to
sleep with them at all.

86
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It's probably gonna wind
up in a rape or a murder.

87
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What?

88
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Jesus Christ, man.

89
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You know we can hear you?
I would never do that.

90
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- Well
- Don't tell her though.

91
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This is very exciting.
I got a couple of bits planned,

92
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- so just let me do my thing.
- Oh, you... Don't do bits.

93
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No, no. Trust me.

94
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Dee, I think let's throw
'em off the scent at first.

95
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I don't see how that's gonna be possible

96
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- with all that cologne you're wearing.
- That's actually not a cologne.

97
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No, that's a pheromone serum I heard
about on Rogan. Super cool, man.

98
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It's like testicular fluid from, like,
a bull's prostate or something like that.

99
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I know it sounds strange,
but it's scientifically proven

100
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to intimidate males
and drive females wild.

101
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Human females?

102
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Focus, Dee. Stop. All right, listen.

103
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Listen, once we get in there,
let's split off by gender, okay?

104
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I'll have a man-to-man talk with Trey,
and you do, I don't know,

105
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whatever it is that you females do
when you're alone with each other.

106
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And then let's find an
excuse to split off again...

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- Uh, take a shit.
- Too gross.

108
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Well, it's...
A shit is all I can think about.

109
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It's overwhelming,
the smell that's coming off of you.

110
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The smell isn't coming off right to you.

111
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It's a pheromonal thing
because you're my sister, okay?

112
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If it was working on you,
then we'd have a real problem,

113
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- wouldn't we?
- That would be bad. All right.

114
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- Hey, Tammy. Hi.
- Tammy, we were just in the neighborhood,

115
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so we thought we'd just
swing by and say hi.

116
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- Yeah.
- Oh. Hello.

117
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Are you expecting somebody else?

118
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No, no. I was just wondering
what that smell was.

119
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- Oh.
- I guess the lawn got fertilized. So...

120
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Oh.

121
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No, I think maybe, you're...

122
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Maybe you're smelling
a cool spring breeze?

123
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Perhaps some freshly hung laundry.

124
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Did one of you step in dog shit?

125
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- I don't think so.
- I know I didn't.

126
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Okay, well, come on in.
Take your shoes off.

127
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- Jesus.
- No problem.

128
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Don't. Just don't.

129
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Hey, dude. All right.
Thanks for coming over, man.

130
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I need your help with something.

131
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Okay, w...

132
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That smell. Has Dennis been here?
I feel both intimidated and aroused.

133
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Know what that is?
That's the old piss cans.

134
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I haven't changed them in,
like, forever.

135
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Is that why you asked me over here?

136
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No. Look, remember when you said, like,

137
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you wanted, like,
a sexual psychological thriller thing?

138
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You were more into
those kind of stories.

139
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You wanna sink your teeth
into something like that,

140
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you know what I mean?
I got something for you.

141
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I'm listening.

142
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All right,
take a look around this place.

143
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Something's missing. What is it?

144
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- A vacuum.
- Stop. Come on, man. Be serious.

145
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I am dead serious.
Buddy, how I don't get it.

146
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I mean, how can you be so
obsessed with cleaning the bar

147
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and yet you live in
all this piss and shit?

148
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Dude, it's Frank.

149
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- It's both of you.
- Will you stop? It's Frank that's missing.

150
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Well, how is that
a psychological sex thriller?

151
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Well, I don't know what it is,
but it's strange, you know what I mean?

152
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Like, he didn't come home last night.

153
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He hasn't been at the bar recently.

154
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Like some of his stuff's missing,
you know?

155
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I keep finding these, like,
weird piles of hair everywhere.

156
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The piles of hair could be from any one

157
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of the wild animals that
probably lives here.

158
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Well, you gotta admit
it's kind of strange.

159
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Well, I'm not exactly thrilled,
so it's not a thriller.

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But it is a mystery, I'll give you that.
Okay, I'll bite.

161
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Where do you and Frank go
when you're not together?

162
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Well, if we're not together,
we don't go anywhere.

163
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- Well, right now you're not together.
- Well, I'm here.

164
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I recognize where you are.

165
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What we're trying to do is
find out where Frank is.

166
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- Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

167
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Uh, he could be anywhere, you know?

168
00:07:05,431 --> 00:07:06,930
He could go under the bridge.
He goes there a lot.

169
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- All right, we're getting somewhere.
- Yeah.

170
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- Okay, I guess we gotta go...
- Check under the bridge. All right, cool.

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Yeah, you see?
You're pretty good at this.

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- That rules out anything sexy.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah. Okay, let's go.
- All right.

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There he is.

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I thought you were taking a shit.

176
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No. Come on, don't be silly.

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It's just the excuse I made to sort
of peel off and be alone with you.

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You were in the bathroom for,
like, 20 minutes.

179
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Yeah, I took a shit. But you know what?
That's your fault, mister.

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Because you get things moving
inside me, you know?

181
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- That's kind of gross.
- Okay. Listen,

182
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I'm trying to take a shot here,
but you're making it hard.

183
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Take a shot with what?

184
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Like a suburban married drama,
you know? A little infidelity.

185
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Okay. Look...

186
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If I'm being honest, uh, things
aren't great between me and Tammy,

187
00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,310
- Ooh.
- like sexually-wise right now.

188
00:08:08,311 --> 00:08:11,350
Maybe spicing things up
in the bedroom might help.

189
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Yes. Okay, now you're talking.

190
00:08:14,791 --> 00:08:17,890
Okay. All right, let me finish up this
laundry and then we can slip out of here.

191
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You always do the laundry?

192
00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:23,200
Yeah, and Tammy gets pissed
if I do it half-assed.

193
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But I told her that
I'd pick some things up

194
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at the supermarket
after I walk the dogs.

195
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So, I could sneak out after lunch.

196
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So you do the grocery shopping,
and you walk the dogs too?

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- And the laundry?
- I do, yeah. Yeah.

198
00:08:33,671 --> 00:08:35,179
- Do you do the dishes?
- I do.

199
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Tammy makes all the money,
I don't know what to tell you.

200
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But like, I got some things on the side.

201
00:08:39,681 --> 00:08:41,950
I've been killing it
at fantasy football.

202
00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,420
I gotta take a shit.

203
00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:49,720
Tammy, Tammy, Tammy.

204
00:08:49,721 --> 00:08:52,720
It's so great to be alone finally,
isn't it?

205
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God, I swear there's a dead
animal in here somewhere.

206
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- There's no dead animal in here.
- Might have to fumigate

207
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- the entire house.
- Enough with the smells. Let's...

208
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Let's focus on the feelings.

209
00:09:01,171 --> 00:09:03,693
- The feelings?
- Yeah, well, you're feeling trapped.

210
00:09:03,728 --> 00:09:05,200
You're feeling depressed.

211
00:09:05,201 --> 00:09:09,210
Life used to be so exciting,
and now it's dull and dreary.

212
00:09:09,211 --> 00:09:11,310
Well, being married isn't the
easiest thing in the world.

213
00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:15,325
I can only imagine.
I wouldn't know though.

214
00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:19,780
Yeah, I live free. Like a wild beast.

215
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Okay.

216
00:09:21,135 --> 00:09:23,263
Maybe Trey's gotten a
little bit too complacent.

217
00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:27,890
Maybe old Tammy needs to take a
page out of young Tammy's notebook.

218
00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,960
What are you talking about?

219
00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,200
Let's bang and make Trey jealous.

220
00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:36,940
Oh, God. That's what this is about?

221
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,100
Yeah.

222
00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:40,640
I'm not gonna bang you.

223
00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:42,643
- Well...
- Uh-uh.

224
00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:56,690
I have to take a shit.

225
00:09:58,778 --> 00:09:59,790
Trey's a pussy.

226
00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:01,660
- I couldn't do it.
- Yeah, I couldn't do it either.

227
00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:03,930
Tammy was all over me,
but I found the whole thing boring.

228
00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:05,430
You know why? Because it's adult drama.

229
00:10:05,431 --> 00:10:06,487
That's why it's boring.

230
00:10:06,512 --> 00:10:09,049
Teen drama is exciting
'cause everything's brand-new.

231
00:10:09,074 --> 00:10:12,340
Adult stuff's just the same thing
over and over and over and over.

232
00:10:12,341 --> 00:10:14,210
Yeah. See, teen drama's forged in lust.

233
00:10:14,211 --> 00:10:16,340
Adult drama's forged in sadness.

234
00:10:16,341 --> 00:10:18,710
So sad. He was folding the laundry.

235
00:10:18,711 --> 00:10:20,380
- What?
- He does that every day.

236
00:10:20,381 --> 00:10:22,450
- She should be doing that.
- Of course she should.

237
00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:24,780
You know what else?
He goes grocery shopping.

238
00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:26,487
What? Why?

239
00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:29,120
- Because he's a pussy like I said.
- Oh. Okay.

240
00:10:29,121 --> 00:10:31,890
Well, let's get out of here
'cause I do have to take shit for real.

241
00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,430
Not me.

242
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,700
I'm actually getting a little
worried about Frank, man.

243
00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:41,317
All right, well, don't get melodramatic.
This isn't a soap opera.

244
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,252
Why do they call 'em that?
There's no soap involved.

245
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,110
- And no singing.
- Right? Nothing operatic about it.

246
00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:49,770
No, not sure. Either way,
it's not the kind of mystery we want.

247
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:53,710
You see, we want a rising tension
to make the comedy or tragedy

248
00:10:53,711 --> 00:10:54,910
feel more satisfying in the end.

249
00:10:54,911 --> 00:10:56,850
The wha... The tragedy?

250
00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:58,250
Yeah. We don't know
what this is yet, Charlie.

251
00:10:58,251 --> 00:11:00,250
Well, how would
a tragedy feel satisfying?

252
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:01,990
Well, okay. What if we came
down here and we found Frank

253
00:11:01,991 --> 00:11:03,960
with a bullet in his
head and a suicide note?

254
00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:06,760
- Not satisfying.
- Not satisfying. Very tragic.

255
00:11:06,761 --> 00:11:09,900
However, there could be an
overall poetic sense of completion

256
00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:11,360
to his inevitable story arc

257
00:11:11,361 --> 00:11:13,775
due to Frank's historically
terrible life choices.

258
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,900
And somehow, as a viewer,

259
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:19,770
- I would feel satisfied by the...
- There would be a subconscious

260
00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:21,910
Yeah, that's not
gonna work for me at all, man.

261
00:11:21,911 --> 00:11:23,380
What the hell are you talking about,
dude?

262
00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:24,980
- Well, it's the hero's journey.
- There he is.

263
00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:27,659
Cricket. Hey, man.

264
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:31,850
Shit. What's good, baby? What's popping?

265
00:11:31,851 --> 00:11:34,820
What's with the, uh,
dreadlocks and the voice you're doing?

266
00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:37,060
Oh. Yeah no, ain't no voice, baby.

267
00:11:37,061 --> 00:11:39,120
I'm just evolving right down here
under the bridge, you know what I mean?

268
00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:41,360
Just trying to spread my business
to a more diverse clientele,

269
00:11:41,361 --> 00:11:43,760
- you know what I mean?
- No. I don't feel you, no.

270
00:11:43,761 --> 00:11:46,553
I feel like this is not cool.
Like, is this a good plot twist?

271
00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:47,506
- What is this?
- This is...

272
00:11:47,531 --> 00:11:49,915
There's nothing good about this.
This is giving me the ick.

273
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,116
Yeah, this is just...

274
00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:53,970
I feel like we're dancing around
a very dangerous line here.

275
00:11:53,971 --> 00:11:56,240
You know, just having, like,
a white guy talking like, you know,

276
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:59,080
"What it is, man?"
Is not I'm just doing Cricket.

277
00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:01,350
- I'm just doing Cricket. Right?
- We're not supposed to do it.

278
00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:03,220
We're past it as a society.

279
00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:05,720
It's okay for the detective
to make fun of the suspect.

280
00:12:05,721 --> 00:12:08,250
Hold up. Why y'all saying suspect?
Am I a suspect?

281
00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:10,860
Well, we don't know what you are yet,
do we, Cricket?

282
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,060
If this got something to do with
that john who got his dick bit off,

283
00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:15,230
I don't know shit, all right?
I wasn't there, and I didn't see shit.

284
00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:17,200
And I don't know
where the dick is, okay?

285
00:12:17,201 --> 00:12:19,760
- You bit a dude's dick off, man?
- No, I didn't bite it. No, no.

286
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,700
They take the dick,
and I don't know what they do with it,

287
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:22,830
and I don't ask, okay?

288
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,320
- Who's they?
- Who's they?

289
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:27,110
It doesn't matter 'cause I don't
know shit, and I'm not talking.

290
00:12:27,111 --> 00:12:28,840
I'm gonna blow past this,
especially 'cause I feel uncomfortable

291
00:12:28,841 --> 00:12:30,680
with you talking like this.
Where's Frank?

292
00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:31,933
Whoa.

293
00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:35,110
- Now, that I really can't talk about.
- Why not?

294
00:12:35,111 --> 00:12:37,980
Well, he made me sign an NDA,
so this cricket ain't chirping.

295
00:12:37,981 --> 00:12:40,390
An NDA? That's good. That brings
us right back around to a mystery.

296
00:12:40,391 --> 00:12:42,820
- How's that good, dude?
- It means there's a paper trail.

297
00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:44,890
Cricket, do you have a copy of this NDA?

298
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,545
Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.

299
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:52,360
Stop with this, dude. Stop.
I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, man.

300
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,430
- Don't step to me.
- Okay, all right.

301
00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:56,670
- All right, I won't. I won't, but...
- Don't step to him.

302
00:12:56,671 --> 00:12:58,240
I need to know where Frank is, bro.

303
00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:00,710
All right. You know...
You know Goddamn, fine.

304
00:13:00,711 --> 00:13:03,070
I'll give you this,
but then your Marian the Librarian ass

305
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,340
has gotta roll up out of here.
Man, y'all blowing up my spot.

306
00:13:05,341 --> 00:13:07,810
- What is Marian the Librarian?
- The Music Man. Know your culture.

307
00:13:07,811 --> 00:13:09,920
I feel so uncomfortable
with this whole thing.

308
00:13:09,921 --> 00:13:12,320
"Matthew Mara is hereby
barred from any communication

309
00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:14,850
about Frank Reynolds
or Frank will sue his ass."

310
00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:16,790
Well, that doesn't help us at all, dude.

311
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:19,742
Yes, it does. Look who his lawyer is.

312
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:23,367
- Who?
- Jack Kelly, attorney-at-lawyering.

313
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,970
Okay, you're sure this wouldn't
be better to handle at my office?

314
00:13:29,971 --> 00:13:33,100
You have an office?
That in itself is a mysterious twist.

315
00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:34,970
No, he doesn't.
He's talking about my mom's basement.

316
00:13:34,971 --> 00:13:37,080
I have a filing cabinet and a computer.

317
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:39,240
You have a filing cabinet
until the FBI comes.

318
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,910
It's so annoying we
got to go through him.

319
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,820
- Okay, all right.
- What is the deal with Frank and this NDA?

320
00:13:44,821 --> 00:13:47,320
He's been getting some
of his affairs in order.

321
00:13:47,321 --> 00:13:50,320
What does that mean, his affairs? What's
going on with him? Where is the guy?

322
00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:52,860
Okay, well, he passed info to me,

323
00:13:52,861 --> 00:13:55,881
but I only have permission
to show Charlie.

324
00:13:55,906 --> 00:13:56,713
Why?

325
00:13:56,738 --> 00:14:00,098
Well, because he's the one listed as
the president of Frank's foundation.

326
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:04,494
Okay. Well, this is news to me.
I'm sorry, what foundation?

327
00:14:04,519 --> 00:14:06,649
Yeah, and what's my role
in the foundation?

328
00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:07,665
Um...

329
00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:11,701
Well, I'm not seeing you
listed anywhere in here.

330
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,350
That's impossible. Frank's always
talking about me, isn't he?

331
00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:16,310
And how I should be more
involved in his affairs.

332
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,050
I'm gonna tell Charlie,

333
00:14:18,051 --> 00:14:20,476
and then after I leave,
he can tell you if he likes.

334
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:21,683
This is bullshit.

335
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,460
Charlie, there's gotta be
room for me in the foundation.

336
00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:25,320
I don't know. You know,
there's a lot to think about

337
00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:27,160
now that I'm president,
you know what I mean?

338
00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:30,442
I gotta find Frank.
I gotta find out what I'm president of.

339
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,288
You know, these are big decisions.

340
00:14:32,313 --> 00:14:33,745
They're kinda over your head, man.

341
00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:37,415
Yeah. All right,
I'm gonna pass the info to you, okay?

342
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,440
Whoa! I didn't sign off
on that maneuver.

343
00:14:40,441 --> 00:14:42,040
Charlie, we've got an address.

344
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,440
Yeah,
but I didn't sign off on that, man.

345
00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,340
I needed to be able
to do my job, all right?

346
00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:48,450
This is my job, getting the information,
getting the facts.

347
00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:51,220
This is thrilling. What is this?

348
00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:55,394
Uh, it seems like we've transitioned
into a bit of a political thriller.

349
00:14:55,419 --> 00:14:56,390
Ah.

350
00:14:56,747 --> 00:14:58,747
I like those. Needs a chase scene.

351
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,760
You wanna chase me around the apartment?

352
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:02,930
- No, we're not gonna do that
- I don't wanna be in that movie.

353
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,255
with you, Uncle Jack.

354
00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:11,458
Well, I banged her.

355
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,766
- What?
- Yeah.

356
00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:16,140
- Who? Tammy?
- No, uh, Tammy's son's prom date.

357
00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:18,070
- Kerry Bitaberry?
- Yeah.

358
00:15:18,071 --> 00:15:19,570
- Oh.
- Yeah.

359
00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:22,340
Yeah, I was going for that forbidden
teen drama thing, you know?

360
00:15:22,341 --> 00:15:24,580
I convinced her that Trey Jr.
cheated on her,

361
00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:27,406
and the only way she could get
back at him was to sleep with me.

362
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,320
Gross.

363
00:15:29,321 --> 00:15:31,490
Yeah, and you know what?
It was kinda gross, but probably

364
00:15:31,491 --> 00:15:32,866
not for the reasons you're thinking.

365
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,186
It was gross because she
wasn't satisfying to me.

366
00:15:35,494 --> 00:15:37,060
She didn't know any moves, you know?

367
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,260
I tried to teach her, but she
wouldn't listen to any of my commands.

368
00:15:39,261 --> 00:15:40,468
Can you believe this?

369
00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:42,600
Yeah, and now she's blowing up
my phone, you know?

370
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,930
She made me a playlist, like...
We don't have a song.

371
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:47,200
How could we have a song together?
We listen to no music whatsoever.

372
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:50,070
The whole thing was done in silence.
Except for the noises that I was making.

373
00:15:50,071 --> 00:15:51,070
- Stop.
- What's grossing you out?

374
00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:53,610
- The fact that she wasn't satisfying me?
- The fact that she's a child.

375
00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:55,180
No, she's not a child.

376
00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:57,070
- She's 19 years old, I checked.
- Still a teen.

377
00:15:57,095 --> 00:15:59,550
Well, she has to be a teen. I thought
we were doing a Romeo and Juliet thing.

378
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,450
Juliet was not banging an old man.

379
00:16:01,451 --> 00:16:03,320
Dee, you know what? Just stop.

380
00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:05,220
I think the fact that she
was 19 is actually the reason

381
00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:07,320
why Trey and Tammy didn't
want their son dating her,

382
00:16:07,321 --> 00:16:09,590
because she was robbing the cradle.
You know?

383
00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:12,390
- Okay, all right.
- Why are you so grossed out by this?

384
00:16:12,391 --> 00:16:14,300
- You know what? I gotta go.
- Where are you going?

385
00:16:14,301 --> 00:16:16,362
I gotta go bang Trey Jr.

386
00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:17,413
Why?

387
00:16:17,438 --> 00:16:19,955
Because we're doing a
thing and I gotta win.

388
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,650
All right.

389
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:29,110
His address is a storage unit.
You think he's in there?

390
00:16:29,111 --> 00:16:30,950
I don't know, man.
Yeah, this could be, like,

391
00:16:30,951 --> 00:16:32,650
the secret headquarters of
the foundation or something.

392
00:16:32,651 --> 00:16:35,380
That seems more like a
James Bond spy thing.

393
00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:37,290
- That doesn't really fit.
- I don't know, dude.

394
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:40,120
The foundation's got
a lot of international stuff happening.

395
00:16:40,121 --> 00:16:42,020
You don't even know
what the foundation is.

396
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:45,230
- Got it. Sixty-nine. Sixty-nine.
- Well, of course.

397
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,330
- No Frank.
- Yeah.

398
00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:54,513
What is this? "Toys for the foundation.
Ship to Africa."

399
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,910
I told you we had international dealings,
you know what I mean?

400
00:16:57,911 --> 00:17:00,556
Africa is a big market for us, you know?

401
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:05,580
We do a lot of, you know,
trading of in the toy sector.

402
00:17:05,581 --> 00:17:07,520
You know, don't even ask
too many questions about it.

403
00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:08,758
It's, like, annoying how much

404
00:17:08,783 --> 00:17:10,420
you're prying me about trying
to be in the foundation.

405
00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:11,520
Let's see what's in here.

406
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,520
I mean, like,
maybe I can finagle you like a...

407
00:17:14,521 --> 00:17:18,668
like an entry level position, but I can't
just put you on the board or...

408
00:17:18,693 --> 00:17:20,305
What am I looking at here? What is this?

409
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,230
"Rhino."
These are dick pills, man. Jesus.

410
00:17:24,231 --> 00:17:26,370
All right, well it took a sexual turn.
That's kind of interesting.

411
00:17:26,371 --> 00:17:28,140
What is he doing in here
with the dick pills?

412
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,140
What's on the tape? What is this about?

413
00:17:30,141 --> 00:17:32,935
I don't know.
Should we watch it? I don't want to.

414
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,980
Yeah, I'm a little concerned
about what I might see here.

415
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:38,410
I think you got to shield your
eyes because he's most likely,

416
00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:41,320
almost definitely,
for sure gonna be naked and fucking.

417
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,920
Let's just hit play and let's
just see what it's about.

418
00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:47,301
- Okay, we'll just... Yeah, okay.
- Let me know if he's got his...

419
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:52,319
Hey, I'm Frank.
I've had a few great loves in my life.

420
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:56,745
I lost one to racial injustice.
Another one OD'd.

421
00:17:57,169 --> 00:18:00,439
Lost a wife to a botched neck job,
but that's a whole other story.

422
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:05,124
But I haven't had a love in my
life for a long time, you know?

423
00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:07,533
And I'm not sure how long
I can go on without it.

424
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,080
- That's it?
- I don't know.

425
00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:14,180
Looks like he taped over
some old Highlander episodes

426
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,650
- and ran out of tape.
- He always does that.

427
00:18:15,651 --> 00:18:17,420
He forgets where the tape...

428
00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:19,920
What is this, man?
What's he doing? I don't get it.

429
00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:22,271
He's doing a lot of dick pills,
'cause these are all empty.

430
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:26,638
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, dude.
That's not good.

431
00:18:26,663 --> 00:18:29,937
Frank always said he wanted his dick and
his heart to explode at the same time.

432
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,190
Dude, did he kill himself?

433
00:18:32,976 --> 00:18:35,646
If he did, he did it hard as a rock.

434
00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:43,850
Knock, knock.

435
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:47,396
Jesus Christ. You are a boy.

436
00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:51,220
Sorry, you are a lot younger
than I... than I remember.

437
00:18:51,221 --> 00:18:52,690
- Huh?
- Yeah.

438
00:18:52,691 --> 00:18:54,420
In my head you looked
a bit more like a man,

439
00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:56,290
but boy, are you not.
You're a kid. You're a kid.

440
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:59,130
- How in God's name did Dennis do this?
- Do what?

441
00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:00,630
I'm trying to beat my brother.
You wouldn't get it.

442
00:19:00,631 --> 00:19:02,560
- Are you the lady from the bar?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

443
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,500
Let's just power through and
get to the hot part, right?

444
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:07,500
So sex. Sex.

445
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:11,370
You are inexperienced and sex is exciting
and maybe a little nerve-wracking.

446
00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,580
The kids at my school have been
sleeping with each other for a decade.

447
00:19:13,581 --> 00:19:17,156
I don't need your whole backstory.
You are 18, right?

448
00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:18,681
I don't wanna be mean,

449
00:19:18,706 --> 00:19:20,700
but my granny isn't that
much older than you.

450
00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:23,443
- Your granny?
- Yeah.

451
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:27,660
Um, I will have you know I went
to high school with your mom. So...

452
00:19:27,661 --> 00:19:30,030
She said when she was in
high school you were 40.

453
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,611
- I was 30.
- What's the difference?

454
00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:35,060
Ten years! Ten years is the diff...

455
00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:36,800
Listen to me, you little shit.

456
00:19:36,889 --> 00:19:38,289
Dennis slept with your prom date.

457
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:42,980
Oh, yeah. Does that make you sad?

458
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,829
Do you wanna suck your thumb,
little boy? I gotta go.

459
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:53,410
Well, you win, Dennis. I couldn't do it.

460
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,550
So it wasn't really a
win-lose thing maybe.

461
00:19:55,551 --> 00:19:57,920
Of course it was, all right.
But to be very clear,

462
00:19:57,921 --> 00:19:59,620
the kid wanted to,
I just am not a criminal.

463
00:19:59,621 --> 00:20:02,847
I'm not a criminal either.
Kerry Bitaberry is 19 years old.

464
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,960
The only crime here is Kerry Bitaberry's
inability to satisfy a lover.

465
00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:08,400
Well, then I probably did Trey Jr.
a favor by telling him.

466
00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:10,400
Yeah, I guess...
Wait, what? You told him?

467
00:20:10,401 --> 00:20:12,470
Yeah, I told him.
He took it pretty hard.

468
00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:15,975
It was juicy. I think he's gonna
try and fight you after school.

469
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,970
Although, watching a grown man
be pummeled by a kid in his prime

470
00:20:18,971 --> 00:20:21,380
is more sad than dramatic,
if I'm being honest.

471
00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:24,480
Goddamn it, Dee.
Why'd you tell him? I mean, that's...

472
00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,310
...two local teens attempted suicide

473
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,080
when they drove off the
Strawberry Mansion Bridge.

474
00:20:29,081 --> 00:20:31,490
Fortunately,
the teens survived the crash,

475
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:36,255
although both sustained injuries and
will be likely severely disfigured.

476
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,505
Oh...

477
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,160
Well, I could definitely kick his
ass now, right? He's all jacked up.

478
00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:42,903
Wha... What?

479
00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:45,830
You're not gonna make me feel bad
about this, okay? I don't feel bad.

480
00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:49,259
I don't feel anything.

481
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:51,570
Guys, we got a problem.

482
00:20:52,115 --> 00:20:53,585
Frank took all his dick pills.

483
00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:54,910
Oh.

484
00:20:54,911 --> 00:20:57,010
- He's gonna commit suicide.
- He's gonna commit suicide.

485
00:20:57,011 --> 00:20:58,550
Yeah, yeah. 'Cause his penis is...

486
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:00,380
Hey, speaking of suicide.

487
00:21:00,381 --> 00:21:02,280
Dennis almost killed
a couple of teenagers.

488
00:21:02,281 --> 00:21:04,290
Yeah, they drove off a bridge,
but they're still alive.

489
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:05,950
Who? Kerry Bitaberry and Trey Jr.?

490
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,160
- That's them.
- You bet.

491
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,460
- That's classic Dennis.
- Come on, man.

492
00:21:09,461 --> 00:21:12,704
Maybe teen drama does have some weight
to it 'cause that's like a tragedy.

493
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,750
Uh, well I mean,
it's really only a tragedy if they die.

494
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,046
You know, if they're just,
like, mangled and stuff,

495
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,470
then I think it's nothing.
It's not anything.

496
00:21:21,471 --> 00:21:24,070
- You know, maybe a horror film?
- All right, well, we're still in a mystery

497
00:21:24,071 --> 00:21:26,140
- 'cause Frank is missing.
- Uh, guys...

498
00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:28,010
- ...one of Philadelphia's own has been
- I think I found him.

499
00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:30,350
selected to be the
next Golden Bachelor.

500
00:21:30,351 --> 00:21:34,450
Local businessman and philanthropist,
Frank Reynolds is looking for love.

501
00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:38,381
Frank's Global Youth Foundation
brings joy to needy children.

502
00:21:38,955 --> 00:21:42,959
I want to share that joy with someone
I can spend the rest of my life with.

503
00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:47,341
Seems like a great guy.
We hope you find true love, Frank.

504
00:21:47,366 --> 00:21:48,626
We'll be rooting for you.

505
00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:52,342
Well, that's what you call a plot twist.

506
00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:59,367
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