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Dee, do you want a hot dog?

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- No. Buzz off.
- Dennis, dog?

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Get that hot dog away from me.

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You're gonna get hot dog
grease on my seersucker suit.

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Why'd you guys get so dressed up anyway?

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People get dressed up
to go to horse races.

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We're not going to a football game.

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You guys are gonna look
like a bunch schlubs.

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All right. Mac, you want a raw hot dog?

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- No.
- What? Charlie,

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- you're eating 'em raw?
- Yeah.

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Mac and I are doing,
like, this raw-dog thing.

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It's pretty cool.

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That's not what raw-dogging is.

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- It's not?
- It's a sexual thing, Charlie.

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Well, that's true, Frank.

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But in this case, it's a completely

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different kind of raw dog.

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It's like this whole TikTok trend

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where people deprive
themselves of creature comforts

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while traveling somewhere.

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I don't... I don't get the point of it.

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Well, the point is,
it's about getting back to basics,

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before we were all pampered and soft.

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Well, you're gonna be missing out, Mac.

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This whole experience is gonna
be about glamour, opulence,

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the majestic excellence of thoroughbreds

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earthquaking down a track

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while we sip on mint juleps

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and eat pimento cheese finger sandwiches

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amongst the Southern elite.

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Kentucky Derby, here we come.

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Whoops. Uh-uh.

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What do you mean "oops"?
What does that mean?

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We're going somewhere else.

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Somewhere else?
Frank, where are you taking us?

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_

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credits

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Oh, my God. This place is a shithole.

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What are you talking about?
This is great.

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The dog track, baby.

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In hindsight, I should've realized

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when we got those bus tickets,

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the Kentucky Derby is not
held in West Virginia.

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All right, let's stop bitching.
What do we wanna do?

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Wanna go place some bets or something?

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This is so low class.

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All right, whatever.

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Let's, uh,
get some more raw hot dogs then.

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We'll jump on Mac's raw-dog thing.

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You're not getting it, Charlie.

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I am the raw-dog in this situation.

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I don't wanna eat dogs,
watch dogs or be dogs, okay?

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This is not the classy
vibe I was looking for.

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Why are we here, Frank?

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Well,
because this place is closing down,

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and I am a minority owner
of one of those hounds.

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You own part of a dog?

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Yeah, 40% of Pennies From Heaven.

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Pennies From Heaven?

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God, if I was gonna receive
something from heaven,

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the last thing I'd want is pennies.

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They're worthless.

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I gotta pop up to the owner's box

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to chop up with the
majority shareholder first.

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- So
- Owner's box.

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Okay, I like the sound of that.

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Get away from this riffraff
before one of 'em stabs us.

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Might be able to get a
decent cocktail up there.

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Yeah, I'll do that.

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All right.
Mac, you wanna go place some bets, dude?

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That'll be fine.

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Well, let's do it. Come on, man.

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All right, how do we do this, man?

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Like, how do we know
which dog to bet on?

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I guess we just pick the rawest one.

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Yeah, but how do we know
which is the rawest dog?

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You think there's, like,
a one-eyed dog or, like, um

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Uh, I'm pretty sure they're
all gonna have both eyes, dude.

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Yeah. That's what I'm worried about.

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Maybe we should ask one of
these mongrels around here.

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- They look pretty raw to me.
- Get a pointer, right? Yeah.

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These are raw, raw people we're with

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Look at that dude right there, man.

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That guy looks like
Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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Who's rawer than that?

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He does. He does.
But, you know, his hair routine,

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that seems like a lot of effort
and that is not raw, man.

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Yeah,
there's a lot of primping involved.

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It's a lot of conditioner, blow-dryers.

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It's not raw to care that much, yeah.
What about this dude?

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I'm getting a Snoop
Dogg vibe off this guy, right?

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- Who's rawer than Snoop, man?
- Yeah, it's Nobody.

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Well, ever since he became best
friends with Martha Stewart

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at the Olympics, that took a little...

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- That was weird.
- Took the dog out of him.

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- That killed it for me.
- Took the dog out of him.

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It killed it for me.

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This guy right there.

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- Check this dude out.
- Which guy?

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Kind of peacing out against
the door right there. He's raw.

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- What makes you say that?
- Well, he's not wearing shoes.

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Which is fucking disgusting.

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Look at the ground.

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Ah! Dude. No, man.
There's something raw...

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- Something about this man...
- There's nothing raw about it.

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No, I'm getting a good vibe.

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You know, I can sense it like a dog.

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- Come on.
- I don't think you understand

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what I'm going for.

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Excuse me, um, sir.

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My friend and I are gonna
place a bet on the next race.

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We just don't know, like,

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who's the good dog, you know.

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If you're sniffing around for a winner,

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I'd bet my last bone on Squeaky Wheel.

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Runs real good after a rain.

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Loves a wind out of the southeast.

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Squeaky Wheel's gonna get
the grease if you ask me.

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Squeaky Wheel. That's a good pointer.

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That your hot dog on the ground?

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Oh, sorry, dude.

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Yeah, I think I was holding
the bag upside down.

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I must've dropped it.

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You eating it?

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Uh... No.

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It's raw though, just just so you know.

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Oh, that's okay.

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Good luck with the race.

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Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot, man.

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Nice. That dude was great.
Let's place that bet.

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What are you talking about?

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I think he's gonna eat that hot dog.

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- So what?
- A raw hot dog from the ground?

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- Oh, Charlie
- Oh. Oh, Excuse me!

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Oh. Oh, I can only eat foods
served to...

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He was shoeless!

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- Did you see those feet?
- Oh! I have to

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I have to have shoes on constantly. Oh!

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- I think he's very, very sick.
- You just...

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I'm following your raw-dog idea,

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and the second I suggest something,

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you're shitting all over it, man.

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We're not taking the advice
of a shoeless hobo, okay?

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That guy was awesome, man. I don't know.

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- I'm trying to do your thing.
- His... His feet look like hams.

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He's sick. I think he's very sick.

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I do like the sound of an owner's box.

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Yeah, we're owner's box people.

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That's right. We belong here.

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Oof. Little smoky.

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Oh, yeah. My eyes are burning.

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- That's the menthols.
- Uh, is it?

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- Hey, Frank. My man.
- Hey, yo! Hey.

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- How you doing, brother?
- I'm tits.

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This is Dennis and this is Dee.
They're my kids, or whatnot.

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Okay. I see you all dressed up.

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We were led to believe we were
going to the Kentucky Derby.

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Yeah, we thought we were stepping into

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a little bit more of a classy affair,
you know.

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Yeah. I think you'll find the dog track

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to be quite elegant. Menthol?

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- Yeah, no. Thank you.
- I'm good. I'm good.

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Uh, speaking of elegant,
let's talk stud rights.

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Got what you want right here, Frank?
Your 40%.

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- You did it already.
- Yeah.

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I was supposed to film
that for the Saudis.

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- Saudis?
- Yeah.

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Man, I don't do business with them.

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What do you think they're talking about?

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- You gotta do it again so I can film it.
- Before a race?

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- Yes, before the race.
- No way, Frank.

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- The milking's done.
- Yes, yes.

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I believe they're talking
about masturbating a dog.

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That's what I was worried about.

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Um, okay, guys.

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- Uh... We're outta of here.
- Mm-hmm.

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No, w-wait, wait.
The Saudis will pay big money for that.

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- Is that right?
- Yes, but that... that jar

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could have a-a border collie's
jizz in it for all I know.

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- Yeah.
- I got gotta be sure.

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I got... Okay, what we should do,

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we could sneak down there,

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and I could film you guys getting it.

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He wants us to get it.
We're not jerking a dog off, Frank.

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- That's not gonna happen.
- Not something we're doing.

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That's not the kind of day
we were looking to have.

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Okay, all right.
You don't have to help me with the dog.

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But don't take it out on the track.

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I mean, you can still have some fun.

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Why don't you put a
bet on the first race?

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Here, here, I'll tell you what.
Put $10 on Squeaky Wheel.

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- I hate these stupid dog names.
- You too. Take this.

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- Here, well, you go too.
- I'm not gonna not take it.

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Holy shit, dude. They are fast.

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That is impressive.

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Around the final turn.
Squeaky Wheel making a move.

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Uh! Ah!

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Whoa. Hey.

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Down the stretch, here they come.
It's Squeaky Wheel!

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- Wha... Oh!
- Wow!

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Oh! Baby! Who won? Who won?

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- Squeaky Wheel by a mile, dude.
- We woulda won, dude. Come on.

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We gotta go find that raw dog guy.

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That's our guy. That's our dog, man.

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- Squeaky Wheel!
- Okay! Okay! Okay!

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- What'd I tell you, huh?
- Yeah.

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- How much do we win?
- $200 each.

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- Really? Oh, my God.
- What?

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Frank, I gotta tell you,
there's a real rush in this.

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- Anybody want a screwdriver?
- Yes. Yeah.

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Toss me one of those menthols too,
while you're at it.

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Yeah, gross.
Hey, Frank, when's the next race?

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Oh. We got a minute. What?
Were you looking for action?

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- Uh, maybe. Yeah.
- What do you have in mind?

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Rochambeau for a hundred dollars.

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- I'm in. Ready?
- Wait, what?

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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Rock beats scissors. I'm up 300 bucks.

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Yeah, yeah.

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- Okay. I go, I go, I go.
- I'm up 300 bucks.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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Same one? Seriously, dummy?

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Pay me, bitch.

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I'll tell you what.
We'll go $500 each, right?

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- Right here. Ready?
- Absolutely, absolutely.

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I'll call this one. Ready?

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- All right.
- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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I didn't know he was gonna
do the same one three times.

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Yeah, I guess we lost it all, didn't we?

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Is that it?

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That's all right. We'll win it back.

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Yeah. We'll win it back.

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Frank, what else can we bet on, man?

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What number am I thinking
of between one and ten?

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- A hundred dollars.
- That's a good one. Okay, yeah.

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- Seven.
- Two.

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Nope, wrong.

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- You owe me $100. Fork it over.
- Oh, shit.

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I don't know if we're
gonna find this guy, man.

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Maybe he just got lucky.

242
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Nah, this is the guy, man.

243
00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,110
This is... This is our raw dog.
Yeah, you know where he is?

244
00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,480
He's probably at the ticket window

245
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,720
collecting his winnings, right?

246
00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:42,750
I don't know.

247
00:08:43,226 --> 00:08:45,303
Wait a second.
Is that him down there on all fours?

248
00:08:45,328 --> 00:08:46,757
Is he foraging for more food?

249
00:08:46,782 --> 00:08:48,478
Probably just dropped his
ticket or something. Come on.

250
00:08:48,503 --> 00:08:49,733
- Let's go talk to him.
- All right.

251
00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:52,392
Excuse me. Uh...

252
00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:54,554
Sir, hi.
I-I I don't know if you remember us.

253
00:08:54,579 --> 00:08:56,979
- We didn't get a name earlier.
- It's Sparky.

254
00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,704
What you looking for down there, Sparky?

255
00:08:58,729 --> 00:09:00,299
Corn nuts.

256
00:09:00,324 --> 00:09:01,932
See, dude?
I told you he was looking for food.

257
00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:03,357
No, not to eat.

258
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,146
See, people drop 'em,
and they blow onto the track.

259
00:09:06,356 --> 00:09:10,350
Single corn nut can turn a dog's ankle,
ruin its career.

260
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,250
Oh, so you're like a janitor here, man.

261
00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:14,750
I do that too.
It's actually pretty cool.

262
00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,990
No. I take care of the dogs.

263
00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:19,120
But I do like to tidy up on occasion.

264
00:09:19,302 --> 00:09:21,272
Like that hot dog that you found.

265
00:09:21,619 --> 00:09:23,349
Dogs appreciated that, by the way.

266
00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:25,019
That's what you were doing.

267
00:09:25,044 --> 00:09:27,684
Okay, all right.
But what's with the no shoes?

268
00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:29,809
Dog don't wear shoes, so why should I?

269
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,740
I like to feel what they feel,
know what they know.

270
00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,840
Dog's a majestic creature.

271
00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:40,110
Ain't no coincidence that "god"
spelled backwards is "dog."

272
00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,910
Oh. Dude, I think I had you peg,
like, all wrong.

273
00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:47,880
You are super raw.

274
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,180
- Raw?
- Oh, yeah.

275
00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:50,953
My buddy and I,
we're doing a raw dog thing.

276
00:09:50,978 --> 00:09:53,510
Yeah, I'm trying to
re-embrace my raw dog nature.

277
00:09:53,535 --> 00:09:54,923
Lately I've been feeling no joy.

278
00:09:54,948 --> 00:09:57,944
I've overindulged.
I've been taking crazy risks.

279
00:09:57,969 --> 00:10:00,639
I jumped off the top of a
jungle gym the other day.

280
00:10:00,664 --> 00:10:03,035
I went to a nightclub and
got really raw with it.

281
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,462
Had a bit of a scare.

282
00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:06,130
I've been seeking my pleasures

283
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,870
through thrills and sexual conquests,

284
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,970
and I think I need to be more raw.

285
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,010
You know,
"raw" spelled backwards is "war,"

286
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,980
and you sound like you
at war with yourself.

287
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,780
This is blowing my mind.

288
00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:21,480
Wow, dude, me too.
What else can you spell backwards?

289
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,120
Yeah, I feel like we could...

290
00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,890
we could learn something from you, bro.

291
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,660
Y'all wanna learn the way of the dog.

292
00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:27,990
- Yes. Totally.
- Yeah. Yeah.

293
00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,060
Could we, like, tag along with you?

294
00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:30,760
Let's do it.

295
00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:32,490
All right.
Yeah, by the way, how much you win?

296
00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:33,930
- Win?
- On your bet.

297
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,860
Oh, I don't bet on dogs.

298
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,000
Gambling can drive a man crazy,

299
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,130
make him do things
against his better nature.

300
00:10:41,086 --> 00:10:43,896
Gambling will make you lower
than the lowest dog there is.

301
00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,450
Yeah, come on, baby. Come on.

302
00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:55,580
Whoo! Yeah!

303
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,750
- Give me that 18 bucks, bitch!
- He won 18 bucks.

304
00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,620
I got your tie on that one.

305
00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,920
No, give me the tie, Dee.
Come on, what are you doing?

306
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,720
- Give me 18 bucks.
- Roll for it then.

307
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,190
All right. Here you go.

308
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,560
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

309
00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,060
- Whoo!
- Damn it.

310
00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:11,730
- You're so dumb.
- Shit!

311
00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,040
Louis, I'll give you this hat
for the dog siring rights.

312
00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:15,311
- No dice, Frank.
- Come on.

313
00:11:15,336 --> 00:11:17,045
Hundred grand,
you can go jerk him off right now.

314
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,125
- Oh...
- Guys, let's keep this classy.

315
00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:19,660
Next bet. Next bet. Let's go.

316
00:11:19,685 --> 00:11:21,355
All even numbers, I get your jacket.

317
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,720
No. Let's stick to cash, okay?

318
00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:23,815
- You're not getting my jacket...
- You got no cash.

319
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,910
I got $3 in my pocket.

320
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,127
You're out of money.

321
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,315
Ten bucks you can eat
that gum off the floor.

322
00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:28,168
I'll do it.

323
00:11:28,193 --> 00:11:29,633
No, no. What are you doing? Stop it. No.

324
00:11:29,658 --> 00:11:31,408
Twenty dollars you rip Dennis's jacket.

325
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,843
No, I just wanna win my money back.

326
00:11:32,868 --> 00:11:34,464
Don't rip the sleeve. Come on.

327
00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,530
Goddamn it! You son of a bitch!

328
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,460
- Here you go.
- Thank you. Yay.

329
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,700
Dee! All right.
Rochambeau to get it tailored!

330
00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:43,800
No problem.

331
00:11:45,234 --> 00:11:46,283
- Suck it, bitch.
- Oh, God.

332
00:11:46,308 --> 00:11:48,208
You gotta get that shit tailored.
You bitch!

333
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,203
- I like it like that.
- Yeah, it's better like that.

334
00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:52,258
- It made it look better.
- Next bet.

335
00:11:54,706 --> 00:11:55,834
Yeah, man.

336
00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:58,329
Some folks are just
chasing the wrong rabbit.

337
00:11:59,072 --> 00:12:01,142
They're the one is really
running in circles.

338
00:12:04,276 --> 00:12:05,998
Why are you spitting in the bowls?

339
00:12:06,023 --> 00:12:08,079
Let's them know I'm the alpha.

340
00:12:08,747 --> 00:12:10,917
Dude. That's sick, man.

341
00:12:10,942 --> 00:12:13,582
I'm gonna start spitting in
people's beers at my job,

342
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,577
- Let them know, like, I'm the...
- Nah, don't do that though.

343
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,858
Goddamn mutt.

344
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:19,175
Do you have any idea how
much money I blew on you?

345
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,926
Excuse me for a second, fellas.

346
00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:22,051
We got a problem here?

347
00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:23,886
I feel like I wanna be raw,

348
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,625
but every time he does something cool,

349
00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:27,490
he then does something really raw,

350
00:12:27,515 --> 00:12:28,673
and it kind of grosses me out.

351
00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:30,368
You don't like that he's
spitting in the dog food?

352
00:12:30,393 --> 00:12:32,223
No, I don't like that
he expressed that dog's

353
00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:33,829
anal glands with his bare hands.

354
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,754
Yeah. But I mean, like, look, dude,

355
00:12:35,779 --> 00:12:37,789
you wanna be raw,
you gotta get your hands a little dirty.

356
00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:40,127
Well, you don't got to
'cause there's gloves right there.

357
00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:41,582
There were gloves right there,
weren't there?

358
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:45,190
- Whoa!
- Take it easy. Okay, okay, okay.

359
00:12:45,847 --> 00:12:47,430
Well, he's got that dog in him.

360
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,288
- Take it easy.
- He's going full dog on that guy, huh?

361
00:12:49,313 --> 00:12:50,813
Forget about it. Forget about it.

362
00:12:51,176 --> 00:12:53,306
Wow. That was intense, man. Whoa!

363
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,450
Yeah, I'm sorry y'all had to see that,

364
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,181
but sometimes I'm just off my
leash and protecting my pack.

365
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,438
Yeah. Is that... That's the one
you expressed the gland with.

366
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,633
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

367
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:05,158
Now, this dog here is hurt.

368
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:08,572
He can't race no more.
That makes him mine now.

369
00:13:08,597 --> 00:13:09,667
So, you get to keep the dog?

370
00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:11,032
Yeah, I get to take him home,

371
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,584
take care of him. I live right here.

372
00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:13,784
In the dog kennel?

373
00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:16,649
No, I wish. No, I live in a
trailer out in the parking lot.

374
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,346
Oh.

375
00:13:18,371 --> 00:13:20,581
Come on, let's get out of here.

376
00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:23,789
Before this place makes
animals of us all.

377
00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:27,211
Ready, set, go!

378
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,250
Keep going, keep going, keep going.

379
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:40,480
Oh, no.

380
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,890
Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit.

381
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,920
They're not gonna make it.
They're not gonna make it.

382
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,020
No, they're gonna make it.

383
00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,790
No, no. Gag, gag, don't quit.

384
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,190
You haven't made your money back yet.

385
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:54,830
You haven't made your money back.

386
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,930
You haven't made your money back.

387
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,470
It's too much. It's too much.

388
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,270
Okay, my sister and I are out of here.

389
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,940
- You owe me 15K, Frank!
- Damn! Goddamn it.

390
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,480
- Ten bucks says they stay.
- I'll take that.

391
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:10,180
No, no, no. No more bets, goddamn it!

392
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:13,080
We've been degraded enough!
We're out of here.

393
00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:15,150
Not classy! Not classy, Frank!

394
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:17,450
Not classy! Not classy!

395
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,990
Not classy!

396
00:14:19,749 --> 00:14:20,775
That was bad.

397
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,530
It was just too far, Dee.

398
00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:24,876
He turned us into the dogs.

399
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,573
You gotta stop, Dee.

400
00:14:29,598 --> 00:14:31,477
Trying to stop, but the smell
of dog food on your breath...

401
00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:33,345
- Okay, listen, listen.
- It's really bad.

402
00:14:38,183 --> 00:14:40,023
I have a plan. I have a plan.

403
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,310
How we can get our money
back and then some.

404
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,180
Double or nothing for our clothes?

405
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:46,880
No, we gotta be smarter than that, Dee!
We gotta be smarter.

406
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,250
We can't play their games anymore, okay?

407
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,296
We're gonna get our money back,

408
00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:51,751
and we're gonna make even more money.

409
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,952
But we're gonna have to
do something pretty raw.

410
00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:03,387
Come on, Sherlock Bones. Let's go.

411
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:07,960
Well, this is my kennel.

412
00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:09,485
Cool. Living at the dog track.

413
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,580
- That's raw, dude.
- Yeah.

414
00:15:11,753 --> 00:15:13,293
Oh, uh...

415
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,080
Pardon the tarp, boys.

416
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,910
Dogs get a little messy
every now and then.

417
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,450
And you're putting
the dog's needs first.

418
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,320
Yeah, right.
He's thinking about the dog.

419
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,220
All day. Man, you have opened my eyes.

420
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,951
You have spent your entire life giving,
and all I do is take.

421
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,986
- Yeah, you're big taker.
- Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a...

422
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,450
You are too though.

423
00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:32,876
But look, I-I-I feel like being
raw is putting yourself last.

424
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:34,236
And that's a good way to be.

425
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,733
Yeah, dude.
Put yourself last.

426
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,948
And tarps, I mean, pretty awesome, man.

427
00:15:38,973 --> 00:15:41,029
- I might get a tarp for Frank.
- What kind of breed is Frank?

428
00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:43,951
Oh, Frank's a man.

429
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,906
- He's a man, human man.
- Yeah, he's human man.

430
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,861
- Human.
- But he's messy like a dog.

431
00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:49,286
- Yeah.
- Um...

432
00:15:49,311 --> 00:15:50,711
But he's a man.

433
00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:56,890
Yeah. Anyways...

434
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,980
- Yeah.
- Um...

435
00:15:58,005 --> 00:16:00,012
Hey, listen, man,
just thanks again for everything.

436
00:16:00,037 --> 00:16:02,135
It's been an awesome day, and

437
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,460
I'm really just so sorry
they're closing the place down.

438
00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:06,964
They're doing what now?

439
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,960
Oh, you didn't hear?

440
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,800
Oh, this place is closing down, yeah.

441
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,770
I think there's not gonna be

442
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,740
any more dog tracks in... in America.

443
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,770
I did not know that.

444
00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:22,753
Think somebody would've told me.

445
00:16:22,778 --> 00:16:23,943
- Yeah.
- Oh, well,

446
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,568
I guess I'm always just
the last to know.

447
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,110
Yeah.

448
00:16:27,513 --> 00:16:28,653
All right.

449
00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:30,843
Say, boys, you mind

450
00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:33,698
if I go spend a couple of
minutes with my thoughts here?

451
00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:36,065
Yeah, no. Go take... take a minute,

452
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,930
and we'll hang here and...

453
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,930
God, I feel bad that he didn't know.

454
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,760
God, man. I feel so bad.

455
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,330
I can't believe they would keep
him in the dark like that, man.

456
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,000
You know what?
He's got such a great outlook on life.

457
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,370
- I bet he bounces right back.
- He definitely will.

458
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:52,770
That sounded like a gunshot, man.

459
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:54,410
It did sound like a gunshot. Do...

460
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,840
Do you think he shot the dog?

461
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,780
- Why? Why would...
- I don't know.

462
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,150
Maybe that's what he was talking about

463
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,496
when he says he takes care of the dogs,

464
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,978
like, he shoots them when
they can't race anymore?

465
00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:04,290
Is that a thing? It might be a thing.

466
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,722
That might be why they're shutting down

467
00:17:05,747 --> 00:17:07,277
all of these places over the country.

468
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,728
- 'Cause they shoot the dogs when they...
- Yes!

469
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,860
Oh.

470
00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:15,000
Well, if he didn't shoot the dog,
what did he shoot?

471
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,370
- Oh...
- Dude.

472
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,562
He was feeling a little too raw.

473
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,841
Hey.

474
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,940
Hi.

475
00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:27,840
This is a crime scene now, right?

476
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,140
This is a crime scene, yeah.

477
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,110
- Know what, wipe our prints.
- Yeah.

478
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:32,480
We're thinking the same thing.

479
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,050
We gotta wipe the prints.

480
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,820
Let's get out of here, man.
Let's just get out of here.

481
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,050
You wanna burn
this thing down, or...

482
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,220
Go, go.

483
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,909
Frank. Frank, we gotta go. Right now.
There he is.

484
00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:43,655
We gotta go. We gotta go.

485
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,460
There is a seedy
underbelly to this place.

486
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:46,960
Maybe a bit of a fingerprints situation.

487
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,300
It's not good. Bad things happened.

488
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,800
There's definitely a fingerprint issue.

489
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:51,070
- We gotta go, dude.
- We gotta go.

490
00:17:51,785 --> 00:17:53,230
We did it.

491
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,000
- Bitch!
- Why are you dressed like this?

492
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,397
- Move past that.
- Yeah, not now, not now.

493
00:17:58,429 --> 00:17:59,999
We want our clothes. We want our money.

494
00:18:00,024 --> 00:18:02,880
And we want 50% of whatever
the Saudis were gonna pay you.

495
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,780
- You did it?
- Oh, yeah, we did it,

496
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:05,880
you son of a bitch.

497
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,080
- Prove it.
- No problem.

498
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,150
I was hoping we weren't gonna show this.

499
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,890
No, we're gonna do it.

500
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,950
- No, they're gonna see it.
- Here we go.

501
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:14,290
There we go. All right.

502
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,990
Go.

503
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:22,529
Hello, crown princes
and other honorable Saudis.

504
00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:30,226
With much respect, we present to you,
Pennies From Heaven.

505
00:18:30,906 --> 00:18:32,836
Champion racing dog.

506
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:37,447
Let this video serve as
proof to show authenticity.

507
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,961
Oh, God. Okay, all right, here we go.

508
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,095
Yep.

509
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,176
Yeah, get under him. Get underneath.

510
00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:45,861
Oh, my God, man.

511
00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:47,766
Well, don't... Okay.

512
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,760
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

513
00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:56,437
Shit.

514
00:18:56,462 --> 00:19:00,262
They did it!
You owe me big time, Louis.

515
00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:02,766
I won.

516
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,439
- Well done, Frank.
- Fork it over, baby.

517
00:19:07,464 --> 00:19:09,794
- Nice!
- Easy. Easy.

518
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,574
- Oh, w-what's happening?
- I won.

519
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:13,943
- You won what?
- The bet.

520
00:19:13,968 --> 00:19:17,064
I bet Louis I could get
you guys to jerk off a dog,

521
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,381
and you did it.

522
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,638
The Saudis. What about the Saudis?

523
00:19:20,663 --> 00:19:22,363
I don't know no Saudis.

524
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,610
- I don't even own a dog.
- What are you talking about?

525
00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:29,149
The only reason why we're
here is so I can bet on you.

526
00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:31,874
You are my raw dogs, and you won.

527
00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:35,009
No, no, we're here because you
wanted to bet on the dog races.

528
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:37,645
Dog races? I never bet on a dog race.

529
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:39,810
That's some low-class shit.

530
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:50,592
You guys raw-dogging it home?

531
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,733
Anyone like a corn nut?

532
00:19:54,851 --> 00:20:01,851
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