1 00:00:42,557 --> 00:00:44,137 Sorry. Can we cut? 2 00:00:44,463 --> 00:00:45,622 Can we cut? 3 00:00:45,648 --> 00:00:47,064 Cut! 4 00:00:49,104 --> 00:00:50,367 Hey. Hey, Paige. 5 00:00:50,393 --> 00:00:51,726 - Are you okay? You okay? - Yeah. 6 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,671 Oh, man, I thought this might be too triggering. 7 00:00:53,697 --> 00:00:56,862 - If you need time, you just say the word, I... - No, no. I'm fine. Really. 8 00:00:56,888 --> 00:00:59,966 - Are you sure? - Yeah. No, not right now, please. Thank you. 9 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:03,898 Then what is it? Tell me anything. 10 00:01:04,104 --> 00:01:06,698 I guess I just don't fully understand 11 00:01:06,724 --> 00:01:09,320 why Caitlin is standing here waiting to die. 12 00:01:09,346 --> 00:01:12,229 Okay, okay, but she doesn't die. 13 00:01:12,638 --> 00:01:14,070 She doesn't die, right? 14 00:01:14,096 --> 00:01:16,273 Emma jumps out at the last second, 15 00:01:16,299 --> 00:01:19,125 - distracting Baphomet and... - Right. That's my point. 16 00:01:19,151 --> 00:01:22,007 Caitlin doesn't save herself here. Caitlin always saves herself. 17 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:23,664 And after what I've been through, 18 00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:25,752 the last thing I would do in her situation 19 00:01:25,778 --> 00:01:28,346 is wait for someone else to save me. 20 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,742 Someone get those writers on set to fix this mess! 21 00:01:34,768 --> 00:01:37,578 Of course Caitlin should be saving herself. Duh. 22 00:01:37,604 --> 00:01:39,933 Thank you. This is why you're the queen. 23 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:41,994 - Thank you. - Thank you. 24 00:01:53,022 --> 00:01:54,154 What? 25 00:01:55,891 --> 00:01:58,305 It's a reboot. There's no rules. 26 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,469 And you're not the star of it all. 27 00:02:00,748 --> 00:02:02,343 You sure about that? 28 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:03,940 The line comes right here. 29 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:05,586 No, leave that out. 30 00:02:05,612 --> 00:02:07,198 Hey, and do me a favor, okay? 31 00:02:07,224 --> 00:02:09,584 On the next take, why don't you give me something to work with? 32 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,068 Hold it... 33 00:02:12,872 --> 00:02:14,701 like you could actually kill someone. 34 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,474 Thank you. 35 00:02:18,466 --> 00:02:19,990 Can't wait to do it again. 36 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:28,464 www.subtitulamos.tv 37 00:02:28,753 --> 00:02:31,164 - "Emma, stay back." - "Caitlin, I can take him." 38 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,425 "And then he'll take you. 39 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:34,948 I've danced this dance more times than I care to remember." 40 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:39,716 Sorry, I'm not shitting on the writers. 41 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,196 No, shit on them. They're garbage. 42 00:02:41,222 --> 00:02:43,137 Studio scraped the bottom of the barrel. 43 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:45,549 Okay, "I've danced this dance?" 44 00:02:45,854 --> 00:02:47,446 Who actually talks like that? 45 00:02:47,472 --> 00:02:50,922 Just a corny white guy who's over 50, apparently. 46 00:02:50,948 --> 00:02:54,518 Exactly. So can we simplify it? 47 00:02:54,552 --> 00:02:56,097 - Yeah. - Like... 48 00:02:56,586 --> 00:02:58,701 Okay, what if she says, 49 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:02,936 "And then he'll take you. Trust me, Emma, I know what I'm doing." 50 00:03:03,529 --> 00:03:06,318 - Right? - Yeah. No, that's a million times better. 51 00:03:06,344 --> 00:03:07,699 - Straight to the point. - Right? 52 00:03:07,725 --> 00:03:10,545 'Cause, I mean, that's what it's actually like when your life is on the line. 53 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,573 Sorry. If I'm being a diva, 54 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:15,370 - expecting rewrites... - Oh my God, no, no. 55 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,097 - I don't wanna be a problem. Okay. - Not at all. No. 56 00:03:17,123 --> 00:03:18,952 No, no, we are so lucky to have you. 57 00:03:18,978 --> 00:03:20,461 No, I just... 58 00:03:23,295 --> 00:03:26,279 I wanted to respect your privacy, 59 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:31,103 but we can actually make this mean something. 60 00:03:31,264 --> 00:03:33,113 Okay? Because you have first hand knowledge 61 00:03:33,139 --> 00:03:35,811 of what it's really like, that fear, that... 62 00:03:35,951 --> 00:03:37,677 panic, that real life hell. 63 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:39,511 You can mine things 64 00:03:39,537 --> 00:03:41,507 every other slasher pretends to get. 65 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,857 So, no, I needto hear your thoughts. 66 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:49,980 I'm sorry. I should not have asked you to go into that. 67 00:03:50,006 --> 00:03:52,201 No, no, it's not that, it's not... 68 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,802 I've just never had a director 69 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:57,834 make me feel like an equal before. 70 00:03:57,951 --> 00:03:58,974 And... 71 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,629 and not just a pretty face 72 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:02,146 and a pair of tits, you know? 73 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:04,581 Well, that's a crime. I've always been a fan. 74 00:04:04,607 --> 00:04:07,003 I pitched you for the reboot from day one. 75 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:09,043 - Okay? - Wow. Well... 76 00:04:09,514 --> 00:04:10,973 Guess all it took for them to say yes 77 00:04:10,999 --> 00:04:13,545 was for me to become a final girl for real. 78 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:16,277 These just arrived for you, Paige. 79 00:04:16,303 --> 00:04:17,761 Thank you so much. 80 00:04:17,787 --> 00:04:19,965 These are beautiful. 81 00:04:20,068 --> 00:04:21,317 - Yeah. - Did you...? 82 00:04:21,343 --> 00:04:22,791 No, I didn't. 83 00:04:24,271 --> 00:04:27,136 "Saw the news. Break a leg, but not really. 84 00:04:27,162 --> 00:04:30,172 You've got enough scars already. Andy." 85 00:04:30,686 --> 00:04:33,537 Andy. From...? 86 00:04:34,029 --> 00:04:36,275 Okay, Andy! 87 00:04:36,504 --> 00:04:37,818 Very sweet of him. 88 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:48,342 So, you can trace a straight line 89 00:04:48,953 --> 00:04:50,792 from the comedies of Euripides 90 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:54,833 right up to the slapstick of Chaplin, Keaton, and Arbuckle. 91 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:57,103 But... where is it now? 92 00:04:57,284 --> 00:04:59,021 It's, changed genres. 93 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:01,334 Action movies, for sure. 94 00:05:01,707 --> 00:05:03,199 I like this. Tell me how. 95 00:05:03,225 --> 00:05:04,864 Well it's all violence, right? 96 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:07,614 Like comedians, just guys hitting each other. 97 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:10,990 - Yeah. And in the silents, they... - They crank it up. 98 00:05:11,551 --> 00:05:14,965 Chaplin stabbing people with, like, the nastiest pitchforks 99 00:05:15,068 --> 00:05:16,698 and following it up with one liners 100 00:05:16,724 --> 00:05:19,123 like action heroes do. 101 00:05:19,664 --> 00:05:21,631 Good. Great lateral thinking. 102 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:23,537 And then we get to horror. 103 00:05:24,211 --> 00:05:26,370 - You're cri de coeur. - Yeah. 104 00:05:26,396 --> 00:05:29,699 But, like, the final girls say the same thing 105 00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:31,241 when they kill the masked killer 106 00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:32,905 or when the dickhead gets taken down. 107 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:34,378 Yes, you've said this all before, 108 00:05:34,404 --> 00:05:36,823 but weare here to talk comedy. 109 00:05:36,848 --> 00:05:38,443 But, Professor, 110 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,843 we are here for your horror knowledge, sir. 111 00:05:43,318 --> 00:05:44,964 I'm sure you could all transfer out 112 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:46,646 - if I'm not matching your expectations. - What? 113 00:05:46,672 --> 00:05:48,839 You are an expert in horror 114 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:50,271 in academia and real life. 115 00:05:50,297 --> 00:05:52,504 Why are you pretending like that's not true? 116 00:05:53,425 --> 00:05:54,780 What do you want? 117 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:57,310 - What do you mean? - No, what do you want?? 118 00:05:57,788 --> 00:05:59,452 You obsessive idiot. 119 00:05:59,515 --> 00:06:01,550 What do you want, a goddamn autograph? 120 00:06:01,576 --> 00:06:03,956 What, you want some grisly tidbit to... 121 00:06:03,982 --> 00:06:05,956 to feed into your death fetish? 122 00:06:05,982 --> 00:06:10,342 Because humanity's saddest and worst instinct excites you? 123 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:11,964 is that what you want? 124 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,561 Hey, that's mine! 125 00:06:19,288 --> 00:06:21,162 All right. Get out, everyone. 126 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,763 We're done for the day. 127 00:06:23,159 --> 00:06:26,217 I will be speaking to the head of English about this. 128 00:06:29,175 --> 00:06:30,553 Asshole. 129 00:06:30,578 --> 00:06:32,811 _ 130 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:56,836 Hi, Andy. Come in. 131 00:06:56,897 --> 00:07:00,109 - For the hostess. - Thank you so much. 132 00:07:01,148 --> 00:07:02,733 Can I take your coat? 133 00:07:02,758 --> 00:07:04,275 Sure. Thanks. 134 00:07:07,517 --> 00:07:10,786 - So, listen, I know I should have reached out before now. - Look, sorry, sending those flowers was weird. 135 00:07:10,812 --> 00:07:14,052 Okay. Sorry. Can I start? Please? 136 00:07:14,381 --> 00:07:15,497 Yeah. 137 00:07:17,381 --> 00:07:18,965 I'm the asshole here. 138 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:21,354 And you weren't weird at all. 139 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:22,973 You are not an asshole. 140 00:07:23,598 --> 00:07:25,431 Sending those flowers was so thoughtful, 141 00:07:25,457 --> 00:07:28,486 and I could say that I was just so busy with the movie 142 00:07:28,512 --> 00:07:31,342 that I forgot to say thank you, but I just... 143 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,919 I get it. You just wanted to put it behind you. 144 00:07:34,077 --> 00:07:35,594 That might sound more believable 145 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,594 if I wasn't playing Caitlin again. 146 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:39,949 Hey, it's your job. There's no judgment. 147 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:43,012 Maybe a little judgment? Maybe? 148 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,871 It's fine. It's natural. 149 00:07:45,035 --> 00:07:47,010 We all have to make a living. 150 00:07:47,036 --> 00:07:48,208 Yeah. 151 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,275 Anyways, we wrapped a few months ago, 152 00:07:53,301 --> 00:07:56,043 and there's actually a screening tomorrow night. 153 00:07:56,835 --> 00:08:00,465 And instead of avoiding you, I thought... 154 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:03,830 not only do I want to say thank you for the flowers 155 00:08:03,856 --> 00:08:05,154 with dinner and reconnect, 156 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,478 but I thought you probably saw that the premiere is coming up 157 00:08:08,504 --> 00:08:10,126 as part of the Spinechiller showcase. 158 00:08:10,152 --> 00:08:11,858 My algorithms wouldn't let me forget. 159 00:08:11,884 --> 00:08:14,677 Yeah, well. It's your part of the news cycle. 160 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:16,636 Good luck escaping it. 161 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:19,824 And I thought... 162 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:23,387 Maybe you want to come with me as my date. 163 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,205 And look, I promise it's nothing crazy, okay? 164 00:08:26,231 --> 00:08:27,918 I swear, there's no red carpet. 165 00:08:27,944 --> 00:08:30,580 It's just a genre critic sneak peek 166 00:08:30,606 --> 00:08:32,251 at a small venue, and... 167 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:33,822 I would really love you to see it with me. 168 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:36,627 I think you'd really appreciate what the filmmaker's done here. 169 00:08:36,888 --> 00:08:38,660 I really do. I mean it. 170 00:08:39,413 --> 00:08:42,181 Yeah, he's taken a lot of my input, and... 171 00:08:42,768 --> 00:08:45,340 it's more than just your standard slasher flick. 172 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,629 - It is. - Can I... 173 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:51,267 - Can I think on it? - Yeah. 174 00:08:52,425 --> 00:08:54,908 You can even say no, and I'd understand. 175 00:08:56,426 --> 00:08:59,098 Oh, shit. The stove. One sec. 176 00:09:02,574 --> 00:09:03,970 Can I help? 177 00:09:03,996 --> 00:09:05,488 No, no, no. You know what? 178 00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:08,809 Just open the wine, the glasses and the opener are on the credenza. 179 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:15,043 Yeah. Subtle's never been a word 180 00:09:15,069 --> 00:09:16,993 to describe the "Doomed Service" merch. 181 00:09:17,019 --> 00:09:18,580 You could kill someone with this. 182 00:09:18,606 --> 00:09:22,145 And Caitlin did in "Doomed Service 3: Peephole." 183 00:09:23,027 --> 00:09:25,103 I hope you like stir fry. 184 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,525 I was supposed to be beef stew, 185 00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,228 but I waited too long to start cooking 186 00:09:28,254 --> 00:09:30,168 and I didn't want to serve you shoe leather. 187 00:09:30,301 --> 00:09:32,142 You know, we could have ordered in. 188 00:09:32,168 --> 00:09:35,001 - Still can, if this is too much. - No, no. 189 00:09:35,027 --> 00:09:37,574 You and I need something extra normal. 190 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,509 And cooking really chills me out. 191 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,254 - Cheers. - Cheers. 192 00:09:43,504 --> 00:09:47,512 You know, the way you spoke about "Doomed Service," 193 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:50,081 I gotta say... 194 00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:53,160 I didn't expect all this. 195 00:09:53,457 --> 00:09:56,310 Those films were my life since I was a teen. 196 00:09:56,336 --> 00:09:57,915 And now they are again. 197 00:09:57,941 --> 00:09:59,479 Which is... 198 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,113 well*, a surprise, 199 00:10:02,285 --> 00:10:03,613 For me, too. 200 00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:07,837 I said no and then I said no again. 201 00:10:08,059 --> 00:10:10,298 And the third time I said no, they promised me 202 00:10:10,324 --> 00:10:12,777 I'd be a part of the entire new trilogy. 203 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,754 - An offer you couldn't refuse. - Yeah. 204 00:10:17,113 --> 00:10:18,267 I want to act. 205 00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:21,181 And if they're gonna give me a say in the kind of stories we tell, 206 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:24,762 then maybe I just need to embrace it, right? 207 00:10:30,517 --> 00:10:31,758 Don't worry, okay? 208 00:10:31,784 --> 00:10:33,690 What would I have to worry about? 209 00:10:33,972 --> 00:10:35,625 After what we went through? 210 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:39,586 Oh, well, you and shovels, maybe. 211 00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:43,359 And bathtubs. Don't forget bathtubs. 212 00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:45,914 Oh, how could I forget? 213 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:54,271 So how about you? How have the past few months been? 214 00:10:54,297 --> 00:10:56,823 And again, I'm sorry that I didn't check in, okay? 215 00:10:56,849 --> 00:10:59,346 Stop apologizing. Seriously. 216 00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:02,338 If there's a correct way to maintain a friendship 217 00:11:02,364 --> 00:11:04,786 forged in the crucible of mass murder, 218 00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:05,982 I don't know it. 219 00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:07,815 "Crucible of mass murder." 220 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,561 There is that brain of yours. 221 00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:11,646 Tell me they've given you full tenure. 222 00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:14,448 Well, I would need a PhD for that. 223 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:16,651 But you specialize in true crime entertainment 224 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,682 or however you put it, 225 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:21,401 and you're the survivor of the most infamous killing spree 226 00:11:21,427 --> 00:11:23,067 since the Manson murders. 227 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:26,729 That should at least qualify you for an honorary PhD, 228 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:30,526 or at the very least, a humongous raise. Right? 229 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,497 Well, life after Cold River 230 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:34,809 has not been as lucrative for me as it has for you. 231 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:39,249 I was not trying to shame you with that. 232 00:11:39,621 --> 00:11:41,292 I'm glad you're doing well, I just... 233 00:11:41,318 --> 00:11:44,590 We both deserve some kind of happiness after all that. 234 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:48,057 - It's just... - What? 235 00:11:49,552 --> 00:11:51,276 You can tell me anything. 236 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,899 Hey, if there's anyone who's gonna get you or me, it's us. 237 00:11:58,019 --> 00:12:00,371 Sometimes I feel like I'm still there. 238 00:12:02,357 --> 00:12:04,460 Like something's unresolved. 239 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,769 Do you ever feel like that? 240 00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:11,465 - No. - Just like... 241 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,730 - what if we missed something? - Like? 242 00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:16,939 I don't know, Floyd and Shirley. 243 00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:19,408 How do we know for sure it was them? 244 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,642 Because they killed everyone in that exact same spot 30 years ago. 245 00:12:22,668 --> 00:12:24,103 Yes, 30 years ago, 246 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:26,324 when they were younger and stronger and... 247 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,699 Kawayan. 248 00:12:28,144 --> 00:12:30,993 He was a big guy, okay? 249 00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:32,277 He could take care of himself. 250 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,410 You honestly believe that Floyd got the better of him? 251 00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:35,939 Well, maybe it wasn't Floyd. 252 00:12:36,074 --> 00:12:39,350 What, Shirley? That's even more unlikely. 253 00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:41,996 Not if he didn't see it coming and he wouldn't have. 254 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,048 Shirley pretended to be so nice. 255 00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:45,566 She got so close to me, 256 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,738 and one stab in the neck is all it would have taken. 257 00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:52,560 Hey, listen, if we'd missed anything, 258 00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,558 the police would have found it by now. 259 00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:56,465 Unless they weren't looking. 260 00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:58,230 And why would they? 261 00:12:58,256 --> 00:13:00,821 Floyd and Shirley, they tick all the boxes. 262 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,939 It's easy. It shuts it down. 263 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,550 They tick all the boxes because they're guilty. 264 00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,541 Not you, not me, 265 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:10,550 not some stranger in the woods. Them. 266 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:15,250 Okay, you know what? Let's go through all the murders. 267 00:13:15,493 --> 00:13:16,519 Okay? 268 00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:18,564 Hemmingway. 269 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,032 They could have easily been the ones 270 00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:21,669 to boil him to death in the sauna. 271 00:13:21,695 --> 00:13:23,215 Are you sure? I mean, they'd just arrived. 272 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,314 Yeah, but they'd already been there an hour by then, 273 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:27,488 and they knew the hotel's layout. 274 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,798 Portia and Crow, Anyone could have killed them. 275 00:13:30,824 --> 00:13:31,871 Floyd. 276 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:34,324 He took part in killing Ruby, and he loved it. 277 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,181 Kawayan, I still think it was Shirley 278 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,066 the way she was sucking up to him. 279 00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:40,595 And Adriana, we were all in our separate rooms when she died, 280 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,605 so they could have snuck out unnoticed easily. 281 00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:45,884 And when Blake was killed, same thing. 282 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,899 Not to mention I found Floyd and Shirley the next morning, 283 00:13:48,925 --> 00:13:50,548 surrounded by the poor guy's remains. 284 00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:52,931 And the cherry on top? They tried to frame you. 285 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,724 They did a pretty good job of that. 286 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,215 Andy, listen... 287 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,840 what you're feeling is not doubt. 288 00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:02,241 It's trauma. 289 00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:05,696 We lived in a fearful state for days. 290 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:08,794 Trapped, while we watched people die horrible deaths. 291 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:12,316 - You've... you seem fine. - Don't believe it. 292 00:14:13,046 --> 00:14:14,563 I've been keeping busy. 293 00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:17,644 And the movie will keep me busy until we're out in theaters. 294 00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:20,174 And then maybe I'll fall apart after that. 295 00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:23,025 Or maybe I won't. Ever. Who knows? 296 00:14:25,182 --> 00:14:27,941 I do feel a strange victory over those two, though. 297 00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,868 And if the killer had gotten away... 298 00:14:30,894 --> 00:14:33,368 Well, that's my worry. Always. 299 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,539 Then I would be looking out the window all the time. 300 00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:37,574 But we did it, Andy. 301 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,009 We put those two assholes in the ground. 302 00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:42,902 So please, please try and be happy, okay? 303 00:14:43,035 --> 00:14:44,992 Try and be happy about everything we have 304 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,793 that we feared we'd lose. 305 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:49,925 We owe that to the rest of them. 306 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:51,480 Right? 307 00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:56,582 Right. Yeah. You're right. 308 00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:04,566 Something's still bothering you. 309 00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:08,183 Hey, there's no secrets between us. 310 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,944 You kept me sane, and you didn't have to, 311 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:13,521 so please let me help you. 312 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:20,409 I just want to preface this by saying, 313 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:24,570 I know people do things that don't make sense. 314 00:15:24,596 --> 00:15:26,774 Yeah, obviously. I mean, I almost took a bath 315 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,043 with a crazy lady I didn't know, so... 316 00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:31,651 Come on, what's the question? 317 00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:34,369 Okay, fine. 318 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,948 The drop down ceiling in your room... 319 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:41,292 after Floyd and Shirley, before the police arrived. 320 00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:43,404 I saw a stain. 321 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:45,878 It was a blood stain. 322 00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:48,706 And? 323 00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:52,729 I looked behind the ceiling tile, and I... 324 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,842 I found a heart. 325 00:15:58,703 --> 00:15:59,823 What? 326 00:16:00,119 --> 00:16:02,440 Portia's, I guess. 327 00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:05,766 Like you'd hidden it as some sort of trophy or something. 328 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,042 I have no idea what you're talking about. 329 00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,987 I saw with my own eyes, Paige. 330 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:12,956 So denying it... 331 00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:15,274 you can't because I know what I saw. 332 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,331 Well, I know what I didn't hide in my goddamn ceiling, Andy. 333 00:16:18,823 --> 00:16:19,975 Come on. 334 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,242 I mean, could Adriana have done it? 335 00:16:22,268 --> 00:16:23,629 Maybe. Or... 336 00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:26,399 Crow as some kind of, like, wacky magic thing. 337 00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:28,649 - But me? - Then why was it there? 338 00:16:28,675 --> 00:16:30,914 And how did it get there? I didn't put it there. 339 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,344 Portia definitely didn't. 340 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,561 But Floyd and Shirley, 341 00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,495 maybe it was some kind of ritual thing, or... 342 00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:41,164 Or maybe the same way that they hid that book in your room, 343 00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:43,453 they hid Portia's heart in mine 344 00:16:43,479 --> 00:16:45,200 so that they could frame me 345 00:16:45,226 --> 00:16:47,386 if framing you didn't pan out. 346 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,215 Of course. Yeah. 347 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,830 Framing me actually makes a lot of sense, yeah. 348 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,535 God, I am so... 349 00:17:04,621 --> 00:17:06,284 You're right. I'm so sorry. 350 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:09,319 So you thought I was collecting body parts like a serial killer, 351 00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,940 and you still came to meet me for dinner? 352 00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,561 Honestly, I didn't know what to think. 353 00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,249 Why didn't you go to the police with this? 354 00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:16,830 - I couldn't. - Why... if you thought I was some 355 00:17:16,856 --> 00:17:18,170 - sick psychopath? - Because. 356 00:17:18,196 --> 00:17:20,832 - Why? - I knew I had to protect you. 357 00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,162 Even if I put it there? 358 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,655 Even if I was the real killer? 359 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,529 Even then. 360 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:36,285 Remember that limo ride up? 361 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:40,009 The hearse? Yeah, it's hard to forget. 362 00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:44,816 It was so ridiculously over the top. 363 00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:49,395 Arriving at that stupid motel, I... 364 00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,363 I hated it. 365 00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:55,941 I hated myself, I hated how I caved for the money. 366 00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:58,111 Yeah, how much did they pay you, anyway? 367 00:18:58,199 --> 00:18:59,660 Not enough. 368 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,926 I needed it, trust me. 369 00:19:03,361 --> 00:19:07,168 Everyone else was just so weird and... 370 00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:10,095 pleasant and self-involved... 371 00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,730 - And opportunistic. - And we weren't? 372 00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:14,686 But we were different. 373 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:19,316 I was there for research, and, despite your pay day, 374 00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:23,082 you seemed to be there to atone for your part in things. 375 00:19:23,611 --> 00:19:26,129 That's a way of putting it, I guess. Maybe. 376 00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:29,088 It ended up that way, in the end. 377 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,521 Maybe that's why we survived. 378 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,550 'Cause we didn't deserve to be killed. 379 00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:39,270 There's no moral code. 380 00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:42,737 We survived because we worked together 381 00:19:42,818 --> 00:19:44,770 and we beat those psychos. 382 00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:47,007 if they'd killed you, I don't know what I'd do. 383 00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:49,496 You wouldn't be doing this, that's for sure. 384 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,550 True. 385 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:54,181 What's that they say about the connection 386 00:19:54,207 --> 00:19:57,387 - between death and sex? - No, this is different. 387 00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,388 I'm glad I found you. 388 00:20:00,451 --> 00:20:02,215 Glad I found you, too. 389 00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:11,519 So, tonight... 390 00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,525 You never gave me an answer. 391 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:16,782 I mean, I'm kind of a completionist, 392 00:20:16,808 --> 00:20:18,454 and I have seen all the other movies. 393 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,724 Yay! Okay. 394 00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:23,048 Now, okay, if you get freaked out, 395 00:20:23,074 --> 00:20:24,759 all you have to remember is that the blood 396 00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:27,014 is just food coloring and corn syrup. 397 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,285 And all the knives are made out of rubber, okay? 398 00:20:29,635 --> 00:20:33,524 Can you, tell me what I'm in store for, at least, plot wise? 399 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:36,415 I mean, they're gonna incorporate Floyd and Shirley, right? 400 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:40,207 And if you're still alive, let me guess... 401 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,285 After being murdered in the last movie, 402 00:20:42,311 --> 00:20:47,011 Caitlin is brought back by some kind of spell. 403 00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:50,735 And so now she has her own supernatural powers. 404 00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:53,657 The perfect match against Baphomet. 405 00:20:53,683 --> 00:20:55,425 And since it's a trilogy, 406 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,783 it appears like she vanquishes Baphomet. 407 00:20:58,809 --> 00:21:00,285 Except right at the end, 408 00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:03,199 he lurches up, alive again. 409 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,558 I'm close, right? 410 00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:07,875 No. Not even! 411 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,832 - Are you sure you want me to spoil it? - Yes. 412 00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:10,939 Okay. 413 00:21:10,964 --> 00:21:14,431 So, first off, only "Doomed Service" I and II are considered canon now. 414 00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:16,009 Everything after them never happened. 415 00:21:16,035 --> 00:21:18,586 So this is really more like a new "DS3" 416 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,845 and Caitlin is just still alive. 417 00:21:21,665 --> 00:21:23,123 I hate that. That's... 418 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,522 No, that's such a disservice to the franchise. 419 00:21:25,548 --> 00:21:27,053 Says the guy crapping all over them. 420 00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,758 No, I only took issue with the real life aspects 421 00:21:29,784 --> 00:21:31,188 they distorted. 422 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,709 Movies themselves are actually kind of fun. 423 00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:36,204 Okay, can I get that on record? 424 00:21:36,849 --> 00:21:39,100 Hello?! They're supposed to be fun. 425 00:21:39,126 --> 00:21:41,092 But I guess all those endless sequels 426 00:21:41,118 --> 00:21:42,944 weren't exactly cinematic gems. 427 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,171 No, but they have their charms. 428 00:21:45,197 --> 00:21:47,990 So this must take place years later, then. 429 00:21:48,196 --> 00:21:51,366 Yeah. And since it's a reboot and not just a sequel, 430 00:21:51,392 --> 00:21:53,224 and this is what really sold me, 431 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:56,876 we discovered that Caitlin actually has a daughter. 432 00:21:57,470 --> 00:22:00,204 Someone young and hot to draw in all the fanboys. 433 00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:02,226 The real Caitlin didn't have a daughter. 434 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:04,225 No, but everyone loves a final girl. 435 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,609 Now they have two. 436 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,037 And if that wasn't enough, we discover that Baphomet is actually 437 00:22:09,063 --> 00:22:10,975 Caitlin's first husband. 438 00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:13,319 She really broke his heart when she left him for that Joey dude. 439 00:22:13,345 --> 00:22:16,887 Okay, but the ex-husband in real life was cleared. 440 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:19,215 I mean, not after being hounded into an early grave... 441 00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:20,538 Well, this ain't real life. 442 00:22:20,564 --> 00:22:24,246 And in our movie, he is alive and back for revenge. 443 00:22:24,272 --> 00:22:26,275 I really have to hand it to the team. 444 00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,895 Clutches at the heartstrings. 445 00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:29,669 No, clutches at the purse strings. 446 00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:33,075 I can't believe they're mining a horrible tragedy all over again. 447 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:37,042 Andy, just watch it tonight, okay? 448 00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,560 See what you think. 449 00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:40,207 'Cause if it does well, 450 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,135 critically and at the box office, 451 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,678 this could mean an entirely revived career for me. 452 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:48,121 I could get some amazing parts and put Caitlin behind me, 453 00:22:48,147 --> 00:22:50,627 and everything that we went through would have almost been... 454 00:22:50,653 --> 00:22:51,968 Worth it? 455 00:22:56,658 --> 00:22:58,491 Why don't we grab some sleep, okay? 456 00:22:59,342 --> 00:23:00,624 It's gonna be a long night. 457 00:23:12,062 --> 00:23:16,741 From Nick and Sam at Shudder to David at Hollywood Suite, 458 00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:19,526 we all knew the only way we could make 459 00:23:19,551 --> 00:23:21,983 the new "Doomed Service" slay 460 00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:25,772 was if we stuck to the OG history of the crazy murders 461 00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:29,077 that made these movies what they are. 462 00:23:29,181 --> 00:23:32,353 And that is the bloodiest, 463 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:35,764 raunchiest horror sleaze flicks around! 464 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:36,983 Yasss! 465 00:23:43,869 --> 00:23:47,088 So... do you really want that gross out gore, 466 00:23:47,113 --> 00:23:49,234 that crazy violence, 467 00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:51,977 and that yummy tingle down there? 468 00:23:52,003 --> 00:23:53,414 I know you do. 469 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,028 Then you got to cast someone who can run in a G-string and heels 470 00:23:57,054 --> 00:23:59,200 and strut blood like a second skin. 471 00:23:59,226 --> 00:24:01,023 Yeah, I'm talking about a gal 472 00:24:01,049 --> 00:24:04,015 who is always too hot to die, 473 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:07,273 the number one sleaze queen in the world... 474 00:24:07,754 --> 00:24:10,047 Paige Harper. 475 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,827 - * Thank you. - I love you! 476 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:16,461 I love you! 477 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,630 Thank you guys so much for being here. 478 00:24:19,655 --> 00:24:21,239 - Thank you, Aaron. - Yeah! 479 00:24:21,265 --> 00:24:24,320 I'm really glad my mom's not here to hear me described like that. 480 00:24:26,241 --> 00:24:29,250 I know you all know that I had to take a little break. 481 00:24:29,276 --> 00:24:31,594 A chance to sit a "Doomed Service" out. 482 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:34,726 There was only so much blood this gal could have gushed on her. 483 00:24:37,413 --> 00:24:41,351 But after I lived through the real Cold River massacre, 484 00:24:41,377 --> 00:24:42,905 I realized something. 485 00:24:42,931 --> 00:24:45,724 I am Caitlin. 486 00:24:46,103 --> 00:24:47,692 No, no, I'm better. 487 00:24:47,718 --> 00:24:50,325 - Because this mama didn't die. - Oh, yeah! 488 00:24:50,351 --> 00:24:52,232 And armed with that experience, 489 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,497 I knew deep down in my blood soaked heart 490 00:24:54,523 --> 00:24:56,942 that I had to come back to my "Doomed Service" family 491 00:24:56,968 --> 00:24:59,164 and kick some Baphomet butt, 492 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:00,905 because Caitlin is... 493 00:25:00,931 --> 00:25:02,653 say it with me now, please. 494 00:25:02,679 --> 00:25:04,235 Caitlin is... 495 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:07,406 Too hot to die! 496 00:25:09,765 --> 00:25:11,457 - Yeah. - And just one more thing... 497 00:25:11,482 --> 00:25:13,195 - Yeah, okay. - One more thing... 498 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:16,349 I think you deserve to hear it from me here first. 499 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,052 Not only is Caitlin back, 500 00:25:18,078 --> 00:25:20,108 you get to have her for three 501 00:25:20,134 --> 00:25:22,453 horny, blood soaked movies! 502 00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:27,093 - Thank you. - Yes! Thank you, yeah. 503 00:25:27,265 --> 00:25:30,802 We are indeed. We are indeed doing a trilogy. Yes! 504 00:25:30,828 --> 00:25:32,335 - Yeah! - But... 505 00:25:32,361 --> 00:25:34,109 what none of you know 506 00:25:34,135 --> 00:25:37,836 is that Caitlin had a daughter. 507 00:25:38,973 --> 00:25:41,044 We were gonna surprise you during the screening, 508 00:25:41,070 --> 00:25:42,903 but the cat's out of the bag, so... 509 00:25:42,929 --> 00:25:48,723 let's welcome to the stage Paula Lynde! 510 00:25:57,379 --> 00:26:00,685 I present to you our next leading lady, 511 00:26:00,749 --> 00:26:03,471 Caitlin's long lost daughter... 512 00:26:04,776 --> 00:26:05,940 Emma! 513 00:26:20,068 --> 00:26:21,523 Oh, my. 514 00:26:22,283 --> 00:26:23,732 I have to say, 515 00:26:23,758 --> 00:26:26,387 being drenched in your love is almost as good 516 00:26:26,413 --> 00:26:28,703 as being drenched in blood. 517 00:26:44,074 --> 00:26:45,661 He's coming this way! 518 00:26:50,037 --> 00:26:52,786 Caitlin! Don't go down there! 519 00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:06,928 Fight me, Baphomet! 520 00:27:10,973 --> 00:27:12,960 That's right, I'm back! 521 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:19,179 And I hate to break it to ya, but you're not too hot to die! 522 00:27:23,551 --> 00:27:25,392 You know, for an arch-demon in the underworld, 523 00:27:25,418 --> 00:27:26,999 you sure are dumb. 524 00:27:27,108 --> 00:27:29,444 'Cause I got my soul machete back... 525 00:27:30,698 --> 00:27:33,601 And she's horny for demon guts! 526 00:28:11,465 --> 00:28:12,963 That was notwhat we shot. 527 00:28:12,989 --> 00:28:15,586 They told me I'd be in all three, but they chopped my goddamn head off 528 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:16,939 - using a body double. - Paige... 529 00:28:16,964 --> 00:28:19,590 And they didn't even have the guts to call me in for a re-shoot. 530 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:21,525 Which tells you how shifty it all is, right? 531 00:28:21,551 --> 00:28:24,304 I know it doesn't feel like it, but you wanted to put Caitlin behind you. 532 00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:26,348 On myterms, Andy. Mine. 533 00:28:31,317 --> 00:28:32,939 What the hell was that? 534 00:28:32,965 --> 00:28:34,666 Do you know how humiliating that was? 535 00:28:34,692 --> 00:28:37,650 To have my part reduced to a tiny bit like that? You lied to me. 536 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:38,861 - No, I did not lie... - Yes, you did. 537 00:28:38,887 --> 00:28:40,541 - You lied to me. Yes, you did lie. - No, I did not lie... 538 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:43,200 - And you promised me... - I promised you I would do all I could. 539 00:28:43,226 --> 00:28:45,821 We all did, okay? But when we tested the movie, 540 00:28:45,847 --> 00:28:48,900 Paula Lynde was just, she was... she's off the charts. 541 00:28:49,068 --> 00:28:51,166 I had that audience eating out of the palm of my hand. 542 00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:53,525 And you're gonna bring them back, okay? 543 00:28:53,551 --> 00:28:56,284 But she's gonna make them stay. She's... 544 00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:58,036 She's a star. 545 00:29:03,278 --> 00:29:05,075 I'm so... I'm sorry. 546 00:29:08,216 --> 00:29:10,560 Well, you will be. All of you. 547 00:29:10,586 --> 00:29:14,295 'Cause you're going to be getting calls from my agents and my lawyers. 548 00:29:15,691 --> 00:29:16,990 Okay. Yeah. 549 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,912 Yeah, you do whatever you have to do. 550 00:29:27,356 --> 00:29:30,833 Andy, it is... such an honor. 551 00:29:30,859 --> 00:29:33,449 Get the fuck out of my face, asshole. 552 00:29:43,892 --> 00:29:46,478 - Let's get out of here. - And do what? Go where? 553 00:29:46,504 --> 00:29:48,887 Go back to my apartment and stare at a phone 554 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,319 - that's never gonna ring? - You are too good for this garbage. 555 00:29:50,344 --> 00:29:52,936 No, I'm not. I'm not, Andy. 556 00:29:53,389 --> 00:29:55,803 Just like you're not too good for your college. 557 00:29:57,219 --> 00:29:59,349 Who am I if I'm not Caitlin? 558 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,857 If I'm not a goddamn final girl? 559 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,111 I promise you, Mama. 560 00:30:22,158 --> 00:30:24,556 Baphomet may have gotten away... 561 00:30:25,254 --> 00:30:27,681 but I will avenge your death. 562 00:30:37,124 --> 00:30:38,353 You okay? 563 00:30:40,265 --> 00:30:43,361 Might as well see what stupid thing they do to my severed head. 564 00:30:46,199 --> 00:30:48,251 I may have just found you... 565 00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:51,076 but now I'll never forget you. 566 00:30:55,656 --> 00:30:56,970 No one will. 567 00:31:21,853 --> 00:31:23,129 Got you! 568 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:26,785 That's the real Caitlin. 569 00:31:28,156 --> 00:31:29,707 Did they put her in the movie? 570 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,191 I don't know. 571 00:31:33,156 --> 00:31:35,558 I just can't believe this is my life. 572 00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:41,598 - You again? - Who's that? 573 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:46,606 Videoing me when I'm so happy I might break! 574 00:31:47,418 --> 00:31:49,871 The most beautiful woman in the world. 575 00:31:49,896 --> 00:31:52,551 Well, you are a flatterer. 576 00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:56,285 These are cold, hard facts, people. 577 00:32:00,548 --> 00:32:02,382 Those are the real photos. 578 00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:09,293 These photos... I mean... 579 00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:14,348 Maybe this crime scene photographer is a wizard. 580 00:32:14,374 --> 00:32:16,239 He's an artist. Can you believe this? 581 00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,210 - That's Blake. - Oh my God. 582 00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:21,678 That's Adriana. 583 00:32:21,710 --> 00:32:24,492 - Jesus. - What the hell is going on? 584 00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:26,335 That bastard. 585 00:32:34,593 --> 00:32:37,210 Where is he? He needs to turn the shit off. 586 00:32:39,448 --> 00:32:41,020 Hey, where is the projection booth? 587 00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,898 Did you take our crime scene photos and put them in the movie? 588 00:32:42,924 --> 00:32:44,054 I don't want that crap in my movie. 589 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,530 - Do you know where the booth is? - Shouldn't it be over there? 590 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,343 - I'm gonna go look for the lights. - Okay. 591 00:33:03,026 --> 00:33:04,676 Hey! Open the door! 592 00:33:09,585 --> 00:33:11,137 Get that out of my eyes! 593 00:33:19,034 --> 00:33:21,254 Why are we watching this? 594 00:33:37,121 --> 00:33:39,535 What I like about murder art is... 595 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:43,403 It's that staring at a car crash impulse. 596 00:33:44,184 --> 00:33:45,736 And let's admit it... 597 00:33:46,206 --> 00:33:49,020 there's a killer in all of us, right? 598 00:33:56,552 --> 00:33:57,754 Help... 599 00:34:33,592 --> 00:34:34,875 Oh my God. 600 00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:52,822 You were back there. 601 00:34:53,197 --> 00:34:54,948 Back there alone with Aaron. 602 00:34:54,974 --> 00:34:57,212 - And so were you. - Stay back. Stay back. 603 00:34:58,704 --> 00:35:01,152 - Paige, I didn't do this. - Then who did? 604 00:35:01,482 --> 00:35:03,423 This was your plan all along, wasn't it? 605 00:35:03,655 --> 00:35:06,796 Get us up there. Cut us off. Pick us off one by one. 606 00:35:06,822 --> 00:35:08,554 So I could go to jail for the rest of my life? 607 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:10,405 No, because then Floyd and Shirley showed up. 608 00:35:10,431 --> 00:35:11,921 Which I had nothing to do with. 609 00:35:11,947 --> 00:35:13,869 You got them to take the blame for you. 610 00:35:13,931 --> 00:35:16,290 Even asking me about that heart in my ceiling, 611 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:18,169 just to throw me off your scent. 612 00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:20,408 You're the scent. 613 00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:24,171 You killed everyone to make yourself relevant again. 614 00:35:24,197 --> 00:35:26,618 But then you found out you got killed off, and, 615 00:35:26,644 --> 00:35:29,575 oh, you didn't like that. So your true colors came out. 616 00:35:30,074 --> 00:35:32,695 - I'm not a murderer. - No, you're an actor! 617 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:37,139 - What are you doing? - I'm making sure he's okay. 618 00:35:37,165 --> 00:35:40,423 You sliced him with a machete, of course he's not okay! 619 00:35:47,251 --> 00:35:49,085 What were you trying to prove? 620 00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:52,275 With those bits you added at the end, huh? 621 00:35:53,034 --> 00:35:54,896 How could I have pulled that off? 622 00:35:56,206 --> 00:35:59,288 Well, you interviewed everyone involved with the movies. 623 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,647 Maybe you're pals with the editor. 624 00:36:04,181 --> 00:36:05,444 Is he dead, too? 625 00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:07,346 I'm not gonna let you turn me 626 00:36:07,372 --> 00:36:09,663 into one of your cover stories. 627 00:36:11,095 --> 00:36:12,601 I read everything you've written 628 00:36:12,635 --> 00:36:14,670 on these movies and the murders. 629 00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:16,525 Because I was interested 630 00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:19,155 in getting to know the guy who saved my life. 631 00:36:21,402 --> 00:36:23,718 They were pretty damn obsessive, Andy. 632 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,200 From the woman who lives and breathes 633 00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:28,264 the only character she's ever played? 634 00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:31,773 So much so that she goes on some method slaughter fest? 635 00:36:33,632 --> 00:36:35,401 Any actor worth their salt can sense 636 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:37,561 how their scene partner is doing. 637 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,484 And you... 638 00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:44,481 You held your breath every time Caitlin was on screen. 639 00:36:44,507 --> 00:36:46,354 Every time. 640 00:36:46,457 --> 00:36:48,819 Because I'd never seen those videos before. 641 00:36:48,893 --> 00:36:50,194 Bullshit. 642 00:36:51,485 --> 00:36:54,507 They're from your sick little personal collection, aren't they? 643 00:36:58,737 --> 00:37:00,438 - You in love with her? - No. 644 00:37:00,464 --> 00:37:01,589 No? 645 00:37:01,643 --> 00:37:04,003 You didn't show up with your wine and talk a good game 646 00:37:04,029 --> 00:37:05,548 just so you could fuck the fake Caitlin? 647 00:37:05,574 --> 00:37:07,678 Shut your dirty goddamn mouth! 648 00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:09,417 Bullseye. 649 00:37:10,643 --> 00:37:12,561 The real Caitlin 650 00:37:12,953 --> 00:37:15,932 was nothing like you. 651 00:37:16,937 --> 00:37:18,406 You've turned her 652 00:37:18,554 --> 00:37:22,508 into a bloody soft-core wet T-shirt joke. 653 00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,848 She was a special woman. 654 00:37:24,874 --> 00:37:27,320 And it was obvious from those videos. 655 00:37:27,398 --> 00:37:28,803 They were a private glimpse 656 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:30,725 into a woman you've disrespected. 657 00:37:31,054 --> 00:37:34,906 And for you to make that some cheap and sexual thing... 658 00:37:34,931 --> 00:37:36,484 Oh my God. 659 00:37:36,938 --> 00:37:38,734 Oh my God. 660 00:37:41,556 --> 00:37:43,445 You were in love with her. 661 00:37:45,762 --> 00:37:47,015 I did. 662 00:37:47,336 --> 00:37:49,632 I did love her. 663 00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:53,695 She was your mother. 664 00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:59,182 That's why you killed everyone. 665 00:38:04,767 --> 00:38:06,310 You killed everyone. 666 00:38:06,358 --> 00:38:07,462 No, I didn't. 667 00:38:07,814 --> 00:38:10,212 Same way you drowned Shirley, 668 00:38:10,936 --> 00:38:13,902 chopped Floyd's head off with a goddamn shovel. 669 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,266 It was you. 670 00:38:17,232 --> 00:38:20,478 Just like you would do to anyone... 671 00:38:20,837 --> 00:38:22,439 that didn't worship you! 672 00:38:37,538 --> 00:38:38,774 You... 673 00:38:47,406 --> 00:38:48,818 Oh my God! 674 00:38:49,019 --> 00:38:50,077 Andy! 675 00:38:50,103 --> 00:38:52,090 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 676 00:38:52,116 --> 00:38:54,285 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 677 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,319 I'm so sorry. You gave me no choice. 678 00:39:00,482 --> 00:39:02,100 You must have hated me. 679 00:39:02,155 --> 00:39:04,647 You must have hated me for playing her. 680 00:39:04,673 --> 00:39:06,577 I hated that. 681 00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:10,186 - Everyone thought she was you. - I know. 682 00:39:11,089 --> 00:39:12,694 But then you... 683 00:39:14,999 --> 00:39:16,749 then you changed 684 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,952 my mind about you. 685 00:39:23,756 --> 00:39:24,981 I'm sorry. 686 00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:26,644 I'm so sorry. 687 00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:28,980 I never considered how much those movies 688 00:39:29,006 --> 00:39:30,988 would have hurt everyone who knew the real Caitlin. 689 00:39:31,014 --> 00:39:33,759 I'm so sorry for my part. I'm so sorry. 690 00:39:33,785 --> 00:39:35,991 Please, please, believe me. Please. 691 00:39:36,288 --> 00:39:38,371 Everyone freeze! Now! 692 00:39:38,397 --> 00:39:40,428 Please, you have to believe me. You have to believe me. 693 00:39:40,454 --> 00:39:42,262 You have to believe me. Please forgive me. 694 00:39:42,288 --> 00:39:43,641 - Please forgive me. - Don't move! 695 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:45,012 Let me see your hands! 696 00:39:45,038 --> 00:39:48,397 - Hands! - Help me! 697 00:39:48,482 --> 00:39:50,613 - Andy. - She's trying to kill me! 698 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,933 - Andy, no! No! - She killed him! 699 00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:55,413 And everyone at the Cold River Motel! 700 00:39:55,439 --> 00:39:57,678 Jesus, Andy, tell them the truth! 701 00:39:58,879 --> 00:40:00,154 Drop it! 702 00:40:00,551 --> 00:40:01,967 Drop the knife! 703 00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:24,147 It's over, isn't it? 704 00:40:28,465 --> 00:40:30,116 Final girl. 705 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,928 See you in Hell. 706 00:41:10,471 --> 00:41:11,920 Hey, Katie. 707 00:41:11,946 --> 00:41:13,318 We're so glad to have you audition for 708 00:41:13,344 --> 00:41:15,094 "Doomed Service: Hell Motel." 709 00:41:15,229 --> 00:41:17,406 Have a seat. We'll do a couple of takes. 710 00:41:18,028 --> 00:41:20,821 Okay. Rolling, rolling. Stand by. 711 00:41:21,247 --> 00:41:23,054 And action. 712 00:41:28,742 --> 00:41:31,287 I think a slower turn is good. 713 00:41:31,313 --> 00:41:33,388 Hey, Connor, can we punch in, a little bit more. 714 00:41:33,499 --> 00:41:35,281 - 100% - Close. 715 00:41:35,394 --> 00:41:38,453 Real close. That's it. That's beautiful. 716 00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:40,633 See you in Hell. 717 00:41:41,277 --> 00:41:42,891 Can we do one more? 718 00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:45,629 I'd love to have the eyes that are just dead. 719 00:41:45,655 --> 00:41:47,634 - Okay. - Yeah. Just take your time. 720 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,867 I love it. Action. 721 00:41:56,304 --> 00:41:58,289 See you in Hell. 722 00:42:12,586 --> 00:42:15,448 And scene. That's it. Great work, Katie. 723 00:42:15,474 --> 00:42:16,717 - You think so? - Yeah. 724 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:17,888 I hope so. 725 00:42:17,914 --> 00:42:20,045 I would literally kill for this part. 726 00:42:20,608 --> 00:42:27,990 www.subtitulamos.tv