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? I'm goin' down to South Park ?

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? Gonna leave my woes behind ?

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? Ample parking day or night ?

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? Gonna see if I can't unwind ?

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? And meet some friends of mine ?

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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
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Alexa, put on 90.1.

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Got it. Now
playing radio station 90.1 FM.

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What the fuck?

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Mom, something's wrong
with my favorite show.

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It's just, like, static.

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Your favorite show?

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Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio,

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where all the liberals
bitch and whine about stuff.

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Something's wrong with it.

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Oh, sweetie, the president canceled NPR.

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What do you mean, the
president canceled NPR?

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That was, like, the funniest shit ever.

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I don't know what to tell you, hon.

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Oh, my God.

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You guys!

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You guys are not gonna believe this.

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The president of the
United States canceled NPR.

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- What's NPR?
- What's NPR?

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The funniest show ever
where all the lesbians

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and Jews complain about stuff?

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The fucking president
had it taken off the air!

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I mean, who the hell does
this president think he is?

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The government can't cancel the show.

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I mean, what show are
they gonna cancel next?

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It was seriously the best show.

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It had, like, gay rappers
from Mexico all sad

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because girls in Pakistan
got stoned to death.

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And guess why they got stoned to death?

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'Cause they were raped!

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It was hilarious. Why
would anyone cancel that?

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I don't know about you,
but I'm worried about

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what this country's coming to.

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It seems like everybody's changing

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and suddenly woke stuff is off limits.

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I mean, it's like now
everyone rips on the Jews,

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and it's totally fine. Huh, Kyle?

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See? What's wrong with Kyle?

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Everybody's given up.

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Attention, students.

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There will be a mandatory
assembly this morning.

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All students report to the gym, mkay?

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Oh, boy, PC Principal.

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He's not given up.

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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Everybody, quiet!

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There's some bull crap
going on in this country,

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and I am not going to let it corrupt

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the environment at this school!

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Oh, here we go.

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Now, I don't know about
you, but I'm sick and tired

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of the way people are treated

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and mocked for being compassionate.

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It is out of control!

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There's only one thing that
can bring some normality

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back to these corrupt times.

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And that is...

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our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

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What?

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This school has traded truth for comfort

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and worships idols of self and sin.

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We were a nation under God,
but now we spit in His face

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and wonder why
everything's falling apart.

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There's only one way back...

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repent, bow to Christ,

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or be swept away with the
rest of the godless lies.

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What the hell, dude?

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In order to turn things around,

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I'm going to be a Power
Christian Principal.

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You can call me PC Principal.

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So now, I'd like you all
to put your hands together

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in welcoming Christ our Lord.

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Hello, my children.

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I am the light and the way.

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Fellas, what the fuck is going on?

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Yea, it is wonderful to be here,

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for where two or three
gather in my name,

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there am I with them.

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That's right!

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That's right. Let's go, Jesus.

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Fuck yeah!

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So how was your day, guys?

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Anything fun happen at school?

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No, not really.

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Uh, Jesus showed up.

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Jesus?

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Yeah.

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What's Jesus doing in your school?

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I don't know.

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I don't think Jesus is
allowed to be in schools.

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Yeah, well, he was there.

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Well, I think I'm gonna have
to talk to somebody about this.

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Hey, uh, how's it going?

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Um, is Jesus supposed
to be allowed in schools?

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Generally, the
idea is that public schools

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have to maintain a separation
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so they can't promote any one religion.

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Yeah, that's what I thought.

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The government can't
force a religion on my son.

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Public schools can teach about religions

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in a neutral educational way,

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but they can't endorse
any particular one.

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Was it a lesson on all world religions?

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Uh, no. My son said that
Jesus was literally at his school.

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Then you're probably
right to be concerned.

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It's good you're looking
out for your son's education.

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Thanks.

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It's really nice to have someone

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to talk to about all this.

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No worries.

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Let me know if there's
any other way I can help.

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I'm always here.

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You're so awesome. Thanks.

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Good night, honey.

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Have a great sleep,

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and I'm sure you'll do more
amazing things tomorrow.

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Ah.

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- Butters!
- Ahh!

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Butters, get over here.

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What did I tell you,
man? This shit is wack!

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PC Principal?

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If he's changed, then there's no hope!

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I think I know what's happening.

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I think woke is dead.

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Woke is dead?

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It's dead, Butters. It's gone!

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You can just say retarded
now. Nobody cares.

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Everyone hates the Jews.

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Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.

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Oh. Well, that's not good.

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No, it's terrible!

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'Cause now I don't know...

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what I'm supposed to do.

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Eric?

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More protests today

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as the government pushes
harder for Christianity

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in our nation's schools.

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The president stated earlier
today that the spirit of Jesus

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is important to our country,

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and he will sue anyone
who doesn't agree with him.

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What the hell is this president doing?

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He doesn't even act like a Christian.

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Why is he pushing it on our kids?

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I told you this was all gonna be bad,

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but a lot of you here voted for him.

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Yeah, I voted for him,

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but all I've seen him do
is arrest and sue people.

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I voted for him to get
rid of all the woke stuff.

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But now that retarded
faggot is just putting money

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in his own pockets.

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- Yeah!
- That's right!

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Are we just gonna sit here

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and let him break every rule of freedom?

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- No!
- No way!

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Well, come on! Let's go
get that son of a bitch.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Come on! Come on, let's go get him!

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Come on, let's get him!

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- Let's go get him!
- Come on, let's get him!

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Come on out, you piece of shit.

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We're unelecting you.

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Excuse me. Do you mind?

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What the hell do you think
you're doing, Garrison?

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I'm not doing anything.

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Oh, so you haven't
been looting the country

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and ruling by fear

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like some Middle
Eastern tinpot dictator?

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No, I've been sitting here

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watching "White Lotus" with Rick.

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But you got re-elected.

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He hasn't been back
to Washington in years.

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He gave all that up.

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He's been really good.

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But if he's here,

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then who's the retarded faggot

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in the White House?

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Mr. President, sir, the
prime minister of Canada

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is here to see you.

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Mr. President, why are you placing

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these new tariffs on Canada?

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What are you, some kind of
dictator from the Middle East?

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A dictator from the Middle East?

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Hey, relax, guy.

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I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.

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The people of Canada will
not be devalued like this.

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Aw, come on.

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You don't want me to
bomb you like I did Iraq.

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I thought you just bombed Iran.

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Iran, Iraq... what the
hell's the difference?

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Relax, guy.

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Hey! Hey!

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What the fuck is this, buddy?

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This is the painting you asked for, sir.

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Why is my dick so small?

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But that's the size it is in the photo.

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Get this guy out of here!

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I'm gonna sue you!

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I'm gonna sue both of you.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Nobody makes fun of me
and gets away with it.

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Hey, Satan!

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I don't want to right now.

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What? Hey, relax.

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Come on, Satan. I've
been working hard all day.

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You haven't been working.

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You've been doing your stupid
memes and just fuckin' around.

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Come here, guy.

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Aw, come on, Satan.

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You know you can't resist this.

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I can't even see
anything, it's so small.

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Hey! I'll fucking sue you!

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God, fuck you!

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Aw, come on, Satan.

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Don't be like that.

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Eric?

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Come on, Eric.

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You... you can't keep
doing this to yourself.

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I used to laugh, Butters.

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I used to have fun.

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But now they've taken that away.

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I'm not special anymore.

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So what's the point in me even existing?

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Eric, what are you saying?

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I'm saying that it's the end, Butters.

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I'm gonna kill myself,

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and you.

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Wait, me?

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It's a suicide pact, Butters.

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It's just best we end it now.

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No, Eric, listen to me.

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Woke isn't dead.

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It's still out there, somewhere,

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just waiting to come back.

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- It's not coming back.
- It's waiting to come back!

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It's like a little tiny light
that's gonna shine again.

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You just gotta give it some time.

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I hope you're right, Butters.

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But if it doesn't come
back by, like, Tuesday,

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I'm killing us both.

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Mr. Marsh, I've called
you into my office

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because I understand
that you have a problem

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with Jesus in our schools.

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I don't have a problem with it.

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I mean, I think it's kind of weird.

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Well, Mr. Mackey says
you were bullying Jesus

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and wouldn't let him sit at
your table in the cafeteria.

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00:11:36,339 --> 00:11:37,857
What? I didn't bully him.

267
00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:40,218
Craig told him our table
was full, which it was.

268
00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:42,579
Mr. Marsh, Christ died for
your sins, and he loves us all.

269
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,228
There's only one truth,
one cross, and one savior.

270
00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:46,849
And you will find him in your heart.

271
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:49,773
PC Principal?

272
00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:51,654
Power Christian Principal, yes?

273
00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,107
What happened?

274
00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,548
What... what happened with what?

275
00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,469
Well, you used to be, like, super woke.

276
00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,198
And then starting last November,

277
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,768
you started acting weird.

278
00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:03,736
And now you're super Christian.

279
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:09,570
I just realized that the
side I was on was hopeless.

280
00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:12,598
And in times of hopelessness,
one finds Christ.

281
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,688
Come to him, all who are heavy laden,

282
00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:17,038
- and he shall give you rest.
- And I shall give you rest.

283
00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,557
Dude, what's going on?

284
00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:19,868
Like, none of this seems normal.

285
00:12:19,987 --> 00:12:21,207
That's the kind of attitude

286
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,048
we are not gonna
tolerate at this school!

287
00:12:23,049 --> 00:12:25,048
And, Mr. Marsh, if you
don't accept Christ,

288
00:12:25,207 --> 00:12:27,179
then I'm gonna have to expel you.

289
00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:29,315
K, I'm pretty sure you can't do that.

290
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,008
Like, I think that's illegal.

291
00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:32,968
No, Mr. Marsh, it's not illegal anymore.

292
00:12:33,432 --> 00:12:35,100
This is 2025, K?

293
00:12:35,111 --> 00:12:36,371
And not much is illegal.

294
00:12:39,278 --> 00:12:40,458
I accept Christ into my heart.

295
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,346
And into your school.

296
00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:43,696
And in my school.

297
00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:45,017
And at your table in the cafeteria.

298
00:12:45,028 --> 00:12:47,508
There wasn't any room at my table... ah.

299
00:12:47,638 --> 00:12:49,418
And at my table in the cafeteria.

300
00:12:49,781 --> 00:12:51,101
Yay.

301
00:12:52,818 --> 00:12:54,078
? Oh! ?

302
00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:55,326
? Faith in Christ ?

303
00:12:57,478 --> 00:12:59,038
? We're bringing back Christ ?

304
00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,868
? There's money in Christ ?

305
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,878
? Bringing back Christ

306
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:11,268
? Christ makes the money ?

307
00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:14,748
? Christ makes the money

308
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,058
? Christ makes the money ?

309
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,029
Mr. President, a lot of your supporters

310
00:13:19,307 --> 00:13:20,657
are starting to turn against you.

311
00:13:20,787 --> 00:13:22,707
Hey, tell them to take a rest.

312
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,328
Sir, can you please talk to them?

313
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,068
They're really riled up.

314
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:27,555
All right, give me that.

315
00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,436
Hey, relax, guys.

316
00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:31,927
Yeah, hi, uh, what do
you think you're doing?

317
00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:34,118
Our children are being
told that they have to sit

318
00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:35,638
with Jesus at lunchtime.

319
00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:37,767
Listen, buddy, you just need to relax.

320
00:13:37,778 --> 00:13:39,538
All this protesting makes me look bad.

321
00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:40,671
Just take a rest.

322
00:13:40,682 --> 00:13:42,462
Well, no, we're not
gonna give it a rest.

323
00:13:42,648 --> 00:13:44,088
All the people here in South Park

324
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,998
want some goddamn answers.

325
00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:48,258
All right, then I'm
gonna sue your whole town.

326
00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:50,647
You got that? $5 billion.

327
00:13:50,658 --> 00:13:52,268
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

328
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,138
What'd he say?

329
00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:57,578
He said he's suing us for $5 billion.

330
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,510
Fucking stupid idiots.

331
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,448
Think they can mess with me, huh?

332
00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:07,601
Hey, Satan.

333
00:14:07,796 --> 00:14:09,616
I'm not in the mood right now.

334
00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:12,328
Another random bitch
commented on my Instagram

335
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,028
that you're on the Epstein list.

336
00:14:14,276 --> 00:14:15,446
The Epstein list?

337
00:14:15,457 --> 00:14:16,887
Are we still talking "aboot" that?

338
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,688
Well, are you on the list or not?

339
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,338
It's weird that whenever it comes up,

340
00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:22,168
you just tell everyone to relax.

341
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,078
I'm not telling everyone to relax.

342
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,897
Relax, guy!

343
00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:28,377
No, I need counseling.

344
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,178
You remind me more and
more of this other guy

345
00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:32,257
I used to date, like, a lot.

346
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,698
Like, you guys are exactly alike.

347
00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:39,467
I love you.

348
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,257
Ugh.

349
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:42,888
Come on, Satan.

350
00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:47,318
Vroom! Pew!

351
00:14:47,527 --> 00:14:48,617
Oh, no!

352
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:49,830
Vroom!

353
00:14:49,841 --> 00:14:52,458
Butters, honey, your little
friend Cartman is here.

354
00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:54,649
He said it's Tuesday,
and you guys have plans.

355
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,532
Eric?

356
00:14:57,543 --> 00:14:58,598
Oh, no.

357
00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:01,028
Well, um, can you tell him I'm not home?

358
00:15:01,346 --> 00:15:03,966
Butters, don't be antisocial.

359
00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:05,439
Go play with your friend.

360
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:08,100
He's out in the garage
playing in our car with a hose.

361
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:10,445
Oh, no!

362
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:17,453
Oh, God, Eric!

363
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:19,945
Hey, Butters, come on in.

364
00:15:19,956 --> 00:15:22,113
Eric, no! Get out of there!

365
00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:24,578
That side's locked, Butters.
You gotta get on the other side.

366
00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:28,641
Eric, you don't have to do this!

367
00:15:28,652 --> 00:15:29,888
- Close the door, Butters!
- You can't give up...

368
00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:31,018
You're letting all the fumes out!

369
00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:33,198
- Shut the fucking door!
- Okay, fine!

370
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,097
You can't just give up
like everyone else has.

371
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,407
Butters, it's over.

372
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:37,548
You really wanna sit around for weeks

373
00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:39,238
waiting for a slow demise?

374
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:40,768
- Well, no.
- Well, neither do I!

375
00:15:41,059 --> 00:15:42,118
This is taking too long.

376
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:44,803
Here you go, Butters.

377
00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:46,384
Buckle up. We're in for the last ride.

378
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,578
All right, fine.

379
00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:53,230
Suck it in, Butters.

380
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:55,156
We're heading for that big
woke kingdom in the sky.

381
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,597
Okay, then.

382
00:16:03,488 --> 00:16:05,178
This is "60 Minutes."

383
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,607
Oh, boy.

384
00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:07,798
Oh, shit.

385
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,931
Uh, oh, God.

386
00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:13,578
The small town of South Park, Colorado

387
00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:15,986
is protesting against the president.

388
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:18,057
The townspeople claim
that the president...

389
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:19,628
who is a great man...

390
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,068
- A great man.
- Great guy.

391
00:16:21,158 --> 00:16:22,548
We know he's probably watching.

392
00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:25,949
And, uh, we are just reporting
on this town in Colorado

393
00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,937
that's being sued by the president

394
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,688
and they are fighting back.

395
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,378
And just to be clear,
we don't agree with them.

396
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:34,738
No, no, no, no. We think these
protesters are total retards.

397
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,958
But our own Jim Conner has more.

398
00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:39,308
Uh... oh, God.

399
00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,759
Uh... uh, Tom, I'm here
with the townspeople

400
00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:43,387
speaking out against the president.

401
00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,517
It all started when a father got upset

402
00:16:45,528 --> 00:16:48,138
that Jesus was being
forced on his son at school.

403
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:51,531
Young Stan Marsh is questioning
the president's policies. I don't know.

404
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,747
You know, I don't know why
he's questioning the president.

405
00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:55,538
He's probably a faggot or something.

406
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:59,069
But the townspeople say they
owe the president nothing.

407
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:01,906
We aren't gonna be told
what to do by anyone.

408
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,089
We all know the woke stuff went too far,

409
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,883
but the answer isn't going
too far the other way.

410
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:09,634
It's not a bad thing to have
a little compassion for people.

411
00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:12,425
It's not a bad thing to care
a little for the environment.

412
00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:13,929
The Stotch family is proud to say

413
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,468
that we own an electric car.

414
00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:27,381
Boy, this sure is taking a long time.

415
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,127
Yeah, the human body
does everything it can

416
00:17:30,138 --> 00:17:32,308
in the final stages to
try and cling to life.

417
00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:34,347
Shouldn't be much longer now.

418
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:35,578
Things are really heating up

419
00:17:35,787 --> 00:17:37,527
in the small town of South Park.

420
00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:40,318
More and more citizens
are uniting in solidarity

421
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:43,069
against what they call
the president's oppression.

422
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:45,938
The townspeople are saying
things are never hopeless,

423
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:47,887
that they must all stand strong

424
00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,028
for what they believe in.

425
00:17:49,158 --> 00:17:51,418
We're in this for the long haul, guys.

426
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,248
This is about what's right.

427
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:56,829
And we will fight, even
if we have to do it alone.

428
00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,128
Wait, we don't have to do it alone.

429
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,835
Look!

430
00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:08,308
It's Jesus!

431
00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:15,008
Let us break bread.

432
00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:17,488
Break bread with me.

433
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,928
This is my body, given for you.

434
00:18:21,189 --> 00:18:23,839
Do this in remembrance of me.

435
00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:29,548
Now just eat the bread, and listen.

436
00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:34,118
I didn't wanna come back
and be in the school,

437
00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:37,078
but I had to because
it was part of a lawsuit

438
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,118
and the agreement with Paramount.

439
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,078
The president's suing you?

440
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,988
The guy can do whatever he wants now

441
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,868
that someone backed down, okay?

442
00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:47,428
Eat the bread. Eat the bread.

443
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,890
You guys saw what happened to CBS?

444
00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:53,167
Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS?

445
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:54,658
Paramount!

446
00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:56,658
Do you really wanna end up like Colbert?

447
00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:59,838
You guys gotta stop being stupid.

448
00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:01,957
We can't understand you.

449
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,188
Just shut up,

450
00:19:03,189 --> 00:19:05,668
or we're going to get
canceled, you idiots.

451
00:19:05,757 --> 00:19:07,097
What the hell is he saying?

452
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:10,317
Tom, they're calling it
the Sermon on the Mount.

453
00:19:10,328 --> 00:19:13,173
Hundreds of South Park faithful
are flocking to the area

454
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:16,964
where Jesus Christ continues
to speak his words of wisdom.

455
00:19:17,118 --> 00:19:19,158
If someone
has the power of the presidency

456
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,948
and also has the power
to sue and take bribes,

457
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,038
then he can do anything to anyone!

458
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,118
It's the fucking president, dude.

459
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:29,818
All of you, shut the fuck
up, or South Park is over.

460
00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:31,337
It's fucking over.

461
00:19:31,348 --> 00:19:33,388
Just stop and shut the fuck up.

462
00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:37,548
Ye... yes, sir.

463
00:19:37,569 --> 00:19:39,008
Okay.

464
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,557
Absolutely.

465
00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:42,048
Yes, thank you, Mr. President.

466
00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:43,929
We'll be happy to pay that, sir.

467
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,228
Yes, sir. I...

468
00:19:45,229 --> 00:19:47,888
I will relax, and I'll take a rest.

469
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:49,968
Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.

470
00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:53,278
Okay, we settled.

471
00:19:53,465 --> 00:19:54,815
Oh, we settled.

472
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,046
Thank God.

473
00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:59,147
I got the president
down to $3.5 million.

474
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:01,458
$3.5 million? That's...
that's not so bad.

475
00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:03,338
That's really fair. I think that's fair.

476
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,988
We'll just have to cut some funding

477
00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:07,508
for our schools and hospitals and roads,

478
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:09,298
- and that should be that.
- Yeah.

479
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:10,518
Okay.

480
00:20:10,598 --> 00:20:12,738
Yeah, well, that's not quite all.

481
00:20:13,184 --> 00:20:15,287
As part of the settlement,
we also had to agree

482
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,348
to doing pro-Trump messaging.

483
00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:20,528
How are we supposed to
do pro-Trump messaging?

484
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,986
Oh, come on, guys.

485
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:23,037
We're South Park!

486
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,257
We can do it.

487
00:20:24,268 --> 00:20:25,578
- Yeah. All right.
- He's right.

488
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,528
- We just gotta work together.
- Yeah!

489
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,098
- All right!
- Yeah! Yeah!

490
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,441
_

491
00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:36,668
Who walked through the desert for you?

492
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,277
Who survived the wilderness

493
00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:44,248
and gave the ultimate sacrifice?

494
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:48,067
When things heat up, who will
deliver us from temptation?

495
00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:53,067
Donald J. Trump.

496
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,287
No matter how hot it gets,

497
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,788
he's not afraid to fight for America.

498
00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:06,737
With conviction,
discipline, and trust in God,

499
00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:09,098
he survived the desert.

500
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,777
I'm Donald J. Trump,
and I endorse this message.

501
00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:24,739
Trump...

502
00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:27,158
his penis is teeny tiny,

503
00:21:27,506 --> 00:21:30,246
but his love for us is large.

504
00:21:32,795 --> 00:21:34,285
_

505
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,281
_

506
00:21:44,643 --> 00:21:47,693
Oh, I think I might be going.

507
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:50,130
Yep, sweet death is about to come.

508
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,265
I love you, man.

509
00:21:53,933 --> 00:22:00,933
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