1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,735 - _ - I'll get back to you guys 2 00:00:01,738 --> 00:00:04,011 by the end of the day with all the logistics. 3 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:06,183 Sergeant Terrance Jeffords, 4 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:08,355 four years ago on this exact date, 5 00:00:08,389 --> 00:00:11,096 you told me I was too old to learn how to do the worm. 6 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:13,268 I vowed on that day to prove you a fool, 7 00:00:13,302 --> 00:00:17,145 and today, I shall. 8 00:00:18,415 --> 00:00:20,319 Check it. 9 00:00:25,332 --> 00:00:27,439 I'm on fire! 10 00:00:29,677 --> 00:00:32,183 As I was telling the squad, our old C.O., 11 00:00:32,216 --> 00:00:34,189 Captain McGintley, just passed away. 12 00:00:34,222 --> 00:00:36,093 Oh, no. 13 00:00:36,126 --> 00:00:37,830 We're going to Los Angeles for the funeral next week. 14 00:00:37,865 --> 00:00:39,469 I'll have the travel details later. 15 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:41,240 Hey, has anyone seen a worm? 16 00:00:41,272 --> 00:00:43,944 Because this funky chicken's hungry. 17 00:00:43,979 --> 00:00:46,320 Charles, a man has died. Read the room! 18 00:00:56,413 --> 00:01:01,413 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 19 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:10,213 - _ - Oh, man. Sad day. 20 00:01:10,247 --> 00:01:11,415 Sad day. 21 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:12,552 It's crazy how different things were 22 00:01:12,587 --> 00:01:14,257 when McGintley was Captain. 23 00:01:14,289 --> 00:01:15,726 It was like the Wild West. 24 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,732 - Oh, yeah, we had some fun. - I didn't. 25 00:01:17,766 --> 00:01:21,209 In every one of those photos, I look uptight and worried. 26 00:01:21,242 --> 00:01:22,411 Meanwhile, everyone else looks like 27 00:01:22,444 --> 00:01:23,781 they're having the time of their life. 28 00:01:23,814 --> 00:01:25,551 That's because they're all stress-free, 29 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,989 not like us Type A's. 30 00:01:27,022 --> 00:01:28,759 Jake, am I too high-strung? 31 00:01:28,793 --> 00:01:30,232 I wouldn't say you're too high-strung. 32 00:01:30,265 --> 00:01:31,768 You just are high-strung. 33 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,439 You know, your strung is what makes you strung. 34 00:01:33,473 --> 00:01:35,444 - You're strung strongly. - No, not anymore. 35 00:01:35,477 --> 00:01:38,451 From now on, I'm gonna be super chill. 36 00:01:38,486 --> 00:01:40,023 So, where's the party at? 37 00:01:40,055 --> 00:01:42,997 Trick question. The party's right here, boy! 38 00:01:44,601 --> 00:01:46,272 Oh, hello, Mrs. McGintley. 39 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:48,543 My condolences for your loss. 40 00:01:48,578 --> 00:01:51,585 So, who do you got your eye on? 41 00:01:51,619 --> 00:01:53,355 - What? - You haven't dated anyone 42 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:54,492 since you broke up with Pimento. 43 00:01:54,527 --> 00:01:56,498 And funerals are a meat market. 44 00:01:56,531 --> 00:01:58,637 Sadness is a powerful aphrodisiac. 45 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:02,313 - No, it's not. - Then how come everyone cries during sex? 46 00:02:02,346 --> 00:02:03,346 I'm already seeing somebody, Boyle. 47 00:02:03,349 --> 00:02:04,686 Oh... 48 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,557 And just like that, things got interesting. 49 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:08,530 And just like that, I left. 50 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,667 - Hello, Raymond. - Oh, Chief Aggerton. 51 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,538 I didn't realize you'd be flying out for this. 52 00:02:12,573 --> 00:02:14,712 I liked McGintley. He was fun to have a beer with. 53 00:02:14,745 --> 00:02:16,449 There's nobody in this department 54 00:02:16,483 --> 00:02:17,685 I wanna have a beer with anymore. 55 00:02:17,718 --> 00:02:19,556 Yes, that's the problem with the NYPD. 56 00:02:19,591 --> 00:02:20,927 So, I hear you're meeting with 57 00:02:20,961 --> 00:02:22,498 the Commissioner on Monday morning. 58 00:02:22,531 --> 00:02:23,935 Well, you didn't hear this from me, 59 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:25,905 but Commissioner's retiring next year. 60 00:02:25,939 --> 00:02:27,510 They put a short list together of possible replacements, 61 00:02:27,544 --> 00:02:28,914 and you're on it. 62 00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:30,418 - This is your first interview. - Really? 63 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,122 - What? - Oh, my God. 64 00:02:32,156 --> 00:02:33,726 - What's going on? - What's going on is 65 00:02:33,759 --> 00:02:34,929 Captain Holt has an interview to become the Commissioner 66 00:02:34,962 --> 00:02:36,601 of the freakin' NYPD, 67 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:38,504 and he's gonna nail it and fulfill his destiny 68 00:02:38,538 --> 00:02:40,143 as Lord High Commander of all Justice. 69 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:41,781 Okay, let's not get carried away. 70 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,951 Who says I'm even interested in becoming Commissioner? 71 00:02:43,985 --> 00:02:46,758 You, constantly, including the first day I met you. 72 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:48,631 I'm interested in becoming Commissioner. 73 00:02:48,664 --> 00:02:50,501 - Good to know. - Fair enough, but even so, 74 00:02:50,536 --> 00:02:51,771 it's probably a long shot. 75 00:02:51,806 --> 00:02:53,644 I mean, there are many names on the list. 76 00:02:53,677 --> 00:02:55,181 Nope, just four. 77 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:56,652 Yeah, three major league jags and you. 78 00:02:56,685 --> 00:02:58,021 Sir, you're the perfect candidate: 79 00:02:58,055 --> 00:02:59,659 smart, well-respected, you smell great. 80 00:02:59,693 --> 00:03:01,497 That has nothing to do with the job. 81 00:03:01,531 --> 00:03:02,766 It's just something I've been meaning to tell you. 82 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,471 - Is it sandalwood? - Please calm down. 83 00:03:04,504 --> 00:03:05,539 Right, totally. Don't wanna jinx it. 84 00:03:05,574 --> 00:03:07,011 I don't believe in jinxes. 85 00:03:07,044 --> 00:03:08,112 Great, then you won't mind me saying it's a lock. 86 00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,565 You're definitely gonna get it, and you're gonna smell even better 87 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,363 with that Lord High Commander of all Justice stank on you. 88 00:03:11,364 --> 00:03:12,501 Let's do this 89 00:03:13,202 --> 00:03:14,925 - _ - I can't wait to get on a plane. 90 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,210 I used up my miles, and upgraded first class. 91 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,317 - Damn, Sarge. - This is gonna be great. 92 00:03:19,326 --> 00:03:22,411 Sipping on a mimosa, snacking on a hummus trio, 93 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,260 watching "Bridget Jones's Baby." 94 00:03:24,285 --> 00:03:26,572 - Oh, GPS says turn left here. - Turn left. 95 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:28,199 No, this route is more direct. 96 00:03:28,232 --> 00:03:29,749 Oh, okay. You do you, Commish. 97 00:03:29,781 --> 00:03:31,248 - Please don't call me that. - Okay, fine, 98 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,440 I'll just call you the 'Mish... no wait, Mishy Elliot... 99 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:38,116 no wait, Mish-es Doubtfire. Oh, my God! 100 00:03:38,126 --> 00:03:40,608 - What? What is it? - Nakatomi Plaza. 101 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,906 It's the most important monument in all of America. 102 00:03:43,952 --> 00:03:45,817 The building from "Die Hard." Can we go in? 103 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:49,505 - Can we pay our respects? - Ooh, our flight leaves in 3 and a half hours, and... 104 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:53,062 but it's like, what is time even? 105 00:03:53,096 --> 00:03:54,875 #LegalizeIt. 106 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,780 - Can we go in, sir? - Fine, just make it quick. 107 00:03:56,782 --> 00:03:59,381 Yes! Pull in over there, Argyle! 108 00:03:59,425 --> 00:04:01,449 - What? - That's the name of the driver in the movie. 109 00:04:01,464 --> 00:04:03,371 We're going to Nakatomi Plaza. There's gonna be role-play. 110 00:04:03,437 --> 00:04:06,005 - _ - Oh, my God. 111 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:08,315 It's even more beautiful than I imagined. 112 00:04:08,346 --> 00:04:10,114 It's an empty floor that's under construction. 113 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,253 Just like in the movie! 114 00:04:11,273 --> 00:04:14,068 Charles, this is the floor that John McClane ran on with his bare feet. 115 00:04:14,193 --> 00:04:15,440 Take my picture with it! 116 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,251 This is the window where John McClane said, 117 00:04:19,282 --> 00:04:21,514 "Welcome to the party, pal." Take my picture with it! 118 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:22,764 This is the vent where John McClane said, 119 00:04:22,779 --> 00:04:24,354 "Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs." 120 00:04:24,369 --> 00:04:26,017 Take my picture with it. This is the space, where even though 121 00:04:26,027 --> 00:04:27,155 it's not really evident in the dialogue, 122 00:04:27,186 --> 00:04:28,472 you can tell that John McClane realizes 123 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,734 that he should've been a better husband. Take my picture with it! 124 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:32,368 Take my picture with it! Take my picture with it! 125 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,792 Take my picture with it! But then he unclasps the watch, 126 00:04:34,823 --> 00:04:37,927 and Hans falls! 127 00:04:39,127 --> 00:04:40,286 That's a good one. That's a good one, 128 00:04:40,306 --> 00:04:41,363 That's a good one. That's a good one... 129 00:04:41,383 --> 00:04:43,579 That's a good one. Okay, all 600 of these are great. 130 00:04:43,614 --> 00:04:45,677 - We should probably head to the airport. - We have more time, if you need it. 131 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,497 There's literally nothing left for me to shoot. 132 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:48,931 All right, let's get out of here. 133 00:04:50,354 --> 00:04:51,528 The door is locked. 134 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:53,256 That's strange, I thought the guard propped it open. 135 00:04:53,272 --> 00:04:55,325 I'd kick my way out, but I think these windows are bullet-proof. 136 00:04:55,335 --> 00:04:57,445 We're not getting any reception in here. 137 00:04:57,486 --> 00:04:59,931 Guys, it's cool. We just gotta roll with it. 138 00:04:59,956 --> 00:05:02,157 - You know, travel should be like jazz. - Nuh-uh. 139 00:05:02,182 --> 00:05:03,815 There's a lie-flat seat waiting for me, 140 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,126 and I wanna be napping in it, 141 00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:07,602 with a hot towel wrapped around my big bald head! 142 00:05:07,643 --> 00:05:10,093 - Help! - All right, everybody just calm down. 143 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:12,782 I'm sure that guard will be back in, like, five minutes. 144 00:05:12,798 --> 00:05:14,140 - _ - We're gonna miss our flight. 145 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,127 I should be sitting next to a semi-famous person 146 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:17,769 that I can't quite place right now. 147 00:05:17,804 --> 00:05:20,031 Come on, don't give up. If we get rescued right now 148 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:21,426 and there's no traffic at the airport 149 00:05:21,444 --> 00:05:22,791 and the van return goes smoothly 150 00:05:22,806 --> 00:05:24,722 and Security's super chill about all the guns we have, 151 00:05:24,737 --> 00:05:26,242 we could still make it. 152 00:05:27,249 --> 00:05:29,226 - You guys okay up here? - Yes! See? 153 00:05:29,236 --> 00:05:31,620 I told you not to give up hope. It's a miracle. 154 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:34,319 - We're still gonna make it! - Yeah, we missed our flight by a lot. 155 00:05:34,354 --> 00:05:35,930 Yeah, but that's okay. We can get the next one. 156 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:37,968 Let's see, next flight... Cancelled. Cancelled. 157 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:41,586 - Cancelled. What is going on? - There are huge storms in the Midwest. 158 00:05:41,611 --> 00:05:43,822 - All flights are grounded. - Oh, man. 159 00:05:43,841 --> 00:05:45,576 I know this is the wrong time to bring it up, 160 00:05:45,588 --> 00:05:47,468 but we're standing 75 feet from where Argyle 161 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:49,470 picked up John McClane at the airport. 162 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,107 - Take my picture with it. - Yeah. 163 00:05:54,026 --> 00:05:56,732 Okay, we can't get out until Monday afternoon, at the earliest. 164 00:05:56,751 --> 00:05:59,636 I tried everything. I begged. I pleaded. I even told them 165 00:05:59,687 --> 00:06:01,459 that Scully was a Make-a-Wish kid with a rare disease 166 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:02,920 that makes him look like a giant old baby. 167 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:04,903 - Did you call it Scullyosis? - Damn it, Rosa, 168 00:06:04,915 --> 00:06:06,866 that's really good and completely useless to me now. 169 00:06:06,904 --> 00:06:08,859 They wouldn't even let me into a first class lounge, 170 00:06:08,884 --> 00:06:10,257 since my flight had already departed. 171 00:06:10,267 --> 00:06:11,716 I grabbed this and ran. 172 00:06:12,188 --> 00:06:14,753 You're all that's left of my dreams now, Mr. Mint. 173 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:17,518 All right, stop hugging your mint. We have bigger problems. 174 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,505 Captain Holt's Commissioners interview is on Monday. 175 00:06:19,536 --> 00:06:21,223 - Can't he just reschedule? - No! 176 00:06:21,259 --> 00:06:22,910 He's gonna be up against the best of the best. 177 00:06:22,936 --> 00:06:25,010 The slightest slipup could cost him the job, and... 178 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:27,775 but whatever, you know. 179 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,259 It is what it is, Daddy-O. 180 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:30,819 Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve 181 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,888 our collective dream of going to Nakatomi Plaza. 182 00:06:32,904 --> 00:06:34,077 - Only you. - Now it's time for us 183 00:06:34,082 --> 00:06:36,080 to return the favor and help him achieve his. 184 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,869 Get him back to New York in time for that interview. 185 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,619 Now, we have until Monday morning, and it takes... 186 00:06:41,092 --> 00:06:43,166 48 hours to drive from L.A. to New York. 187 00:06:43,193 --> 00:06:44,863 - We've still got time. - No, we don't. 188 00:06:44,897 --> 00:06:46,561 I checked with all the car rental agencies. 189 00:06:46,581 --> 00:06:47,994 There are no available vehicles. 190 00:06:48,014 --> 00:06:49,900 I'm just gonna have to call the Commissioner, cancel this meeting. 191 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,258 No, not on my watch. 192 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:53,815 We just have to think. There's gotta be a way to get you back. 193 00:06:56,239 --> 00:06:58,863 Got it! May I present to you the finest RV 194 00:06:58,914 --> 00:07:01,570 that not much money can buy: The American Creeper. 195 00:07:01,606 --> 00:07:03,381 No one should have to suffer like this for me. 196 00:07:03,419 --> 00:07:05,580 Suffer? This is a dream come true. 197 00:07:05,616 --> 00:07:06,986 It's a cross-country road trip. 198 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,675 My dad and I took one every summer. 199 00:07:08,756 --> 00:07:10,529 You blast the "Annie" soundtrack, 200 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:11,989 and you eat junk food, 201 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,779 and you bond over secrets. 202 00:07:13,828 --> 00:07:15,668 I'm not telling you who I'm dating. 203 00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:17,081 All right, I'll take the first shift. 204 00:07:17,112 --> 00:07:19,617 American Creepers, let's get creeping! 205 00:07:27,202 --> 00:07:28,966 - _ - Hey, one hour down. 206 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:31,503 Victory honk. 207 00:07:31,579 --> 00:07:33,709 Oh, no. Oh, boy. 208 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:36,464 Horn's stuck. 209 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,915 Nobody use the horn. 210 00:07:39,602 --> 00:07:41,541 _ 211 00:07:41,575 --> 00:07:42,914 What you got there, Sarge? 212 00:07:42,945 --> 00:07:45,536 I microwaved a bunch of wet napkins to make a hot towel. 213 00:07:45,572 --> 00:07:47,071 Just because we're in a crappy RV 214 00:07:47,127 --> 00:07:49,674 doesn't mean I still can't be First Class Terry. 215 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:51,717 Mmm... 216 00:07:52,475 --> 00:07:53,969 Ah... 217 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:55,550 Just like the real thing. 218 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,115 _ 219 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,299 Cheese puff, sir? 220 00:07:58,324 --> 00:08:00,164 No, thank you. They're full of chemicals. 221 00:08:00,165 --> 00:08:02,350 Well, yes, but everything's made with chemicals, 222 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:03,524 if you really think about it. 223 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:04,754 - I suppose you're right. - I am? 224 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:05,949 - Let me try one. - Oh. 225 00:08:07,931 --> 00:08:10,568 - It imploded in my mouth. - That's the magic of the puff. 226 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:11,950 You don't have to chew. 227 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,982 So, what are you gonna do when you're Commish? 228 00:08:14,013 --> 00:08:17,443 I think you should focus on interagency communication and intel sharing. 229 00:08:17,513 --> 00:08:19,381 Also, laser jails. 230 00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:22,100 Let's not talk about things that may not happen. 231 00:08:22,157 --> 00:08:24,489 Oh, I'd like to see an increase in vacation days. 232 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:26,439 And we should all get summers off like teachers. 233 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,754 - Let the city go to purge. - _ 234 00:08:28,879 --> 00:08:30,747 Hey, Rosa, are you ready to go streaking? 235 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,322 - What? - That's what my dad and I called 236 00:08:32,363 --> 00:08:33,766 getting blonde streaks in your hair. 237 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:36,088 We used to do it to our ponytails on road trips. 238 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,807 You just take a little lemon up top, 239 00:08:37,857 --> 00:08:39,367 and let the sun do the rest. 240 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:41,258 We called it giving each other road head. 241 00:08:41,308 --> 00:08:43,011 You just said you called it going streaking. 242 00:08:43,012 --> 00:08:44,211 It had a couple names. 243 00:08:44,336 --> 00:08:46,508 Hey, speaking of names... 244 00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:49,737 who's your new boyfriend? Ow! Ow! Oh! 245 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:51,216 _ 246 00:08:51,255 --> 00:08:53,587 Oh, man, you really went to town on these cheese puffs. 247 00:08:53,632 --> 00:08:55,372 Well, they're 80% air, 248 00:08:55,497 --> 00:08:56,960 which is something your body needs. 249 00:08:56,979 --> 00:08:59,732 Dallas? What the hell? We were supposed to be in Louisiana by now. 250 00:08:59,745 --> 00:09:01,937 We've been averaging 50 for 21 hours. 251 00:09:01,969 --> 00:09:03,354 Unless... 252 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:06,016 Damn it! The speedometer's broken. 253 00:09:06,035 --> 00:09:08,631 No wonder everyone was flipping us off. I thought it was just racism. 254 00:09:08,637 --> 00:09:10,264 - Well, I'm sure it didn't help. - Yeah. 255 00:09:10,277 --> 00:09:11,813 I'm sorry, I don't think we can make up the time. 256 00:09:11,857 --> 00:09:13,700 No, there's no way I'm letting you miss that interview. 257 00:09:13,712 --> 00:09:15,244 We just have to make less stops. 258 00:09:15,282 --> 00:09:17,906 Hey, guys, listen up, from now on, 259 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,454 we use the bathroom in the RV. 260 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,189 - No! - There are so many of us. 261 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:25,318 - I know, I'm sorry, but it's the only way. - Me first! 262 00:09:25,547 --> 00:09:27,910 Hey, guys, the door doesn't close all the way. 263 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,613 No peeking. 264 00:09:29,738 --> 00:09:32,441 _ 265 00:09:32,498 --> 00:09:34,913 - You guys didn't hear that, did you? - I'm still hearing it. 266 00:09:34,932 --> 00:09:37,382 - I'm never gonna stop hearing it! - Okay, new plan: 267 00:09:37,408 --> 00:09:39,384 we go back to the old bathroom break schedule, 268 00:09:39,385 --> 00:09:42,771 and we just drive at max speed. Captain, punch it. Punch it. 269 00:09:42,841 --> 00:09:44,761 - Why are you not punching it? - I'm not comfortable 270 00:09:44,774 --> 00:09:46,699 operating this vehicle at a speed greater 271 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,414 than the prevailing road and traffic conditions. 272 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:51,096 Fine! I'll do it myself. This is going great. 273 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,301 I'm already used to the bouncing and shaking. 274 00:09:53,358 --> 00:09:55,023 - I smell smoke. - Really? 275 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,782 All I smell is residual Scully. 276 00:09:56,814 --> 00:09:58,319 I definitely smell smoke. 277 00:09:58,351 --> 00:10:00,543 Pull over right now. 278 00:10:00,594 --> 00:10:02,221 Well, I checked everywhere. 279 00:10:02,246 --> 00:10:04,889 Nothing's on fire. Nothing's even smoldering. 280 00:10:04,914 --> 00:10:07,138 We just wasted ten minutes for no reason. 281 00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:15,290 You know what, Captain, I think you're right. 282 00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:17,506 I do smell smoke. 283 00:10:18,143 --> 00:10:19,807 So, bottom-line this thing for me. 284 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,637 How long is it gonna take to fix? 285 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:24,414 - It's still on fire. - She's gone, Jakey. 286 00:10:24,539 --> 00:10:26,008 She's creeping her way to heaven. 287 00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:28,175 Let's be honest, she's creeping her way back to hell. 288 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:31,133 All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan 289 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,582 for getting Holt back for his interview. 290 00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:35,204 Now, all we've lost is our only mode of transportation. 291 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,673 And our clothes and food! 292 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,716 All I have left is this first class mint, 293 00:10:38,731 --> 00:10:39,947 and none of you get to eat him! 294 00:10:39,961 --> 00:10:41,363 Well, perhaps we should just focus on 295 00:10:41,394 --> 00:10:42,710 finding a place to sleep tonight. 296 00:10:42,745 --> 00:10:44,214 I might have a solution for that. 297 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:45,724 How far is it to Mansfurd, Texas? 298 00:10:45,749 --> 00:10:47,407 - Like, half an hour. - Great! 299 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,760 I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve. 300 00:10:49,795 --> 00:10:52,936 - There's a Boyle in every state. - Texas Boyles. I'm excited. 301 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:55,141 Do they wear bolo ties and cowboy hats? 302 00:10:55,192 --> 00:10:57,321 Nope, still just beige on tan. 303 00:10:57,372 --> 00:11:00,250 - Steve, Tommy, Becca! - Becca is a man. 304 00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:02,632 Oh, thank you so much for letting us stay here. 305 00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:04,112 - I love you. - I love you. 306 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,771 - I love you. - I love you. 307 00:11:05,804 --> 00:11:07,893 God, it is so nice to meet you guys! 308 00:11:08,109 --> 00:11:10,028 Is this a working cattle ranch? 309 00:11:10,049 --> 00:11:12,010 Oh, yes. This is a stud farm. 310 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:15,702 We are the cow insemination kings of Central Texas. 311 00:11:15,715 --> 00:11:16,654 Of course you are. 312 00:11:16,663 --> 00:11:19,094 We have sleeping bags for you guys here in the great room. 313 00:11:19,143 --> 00:11:20,445 If you hear what sounds like screaming, 314 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,044 that's just cow intercourse. 315 00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:24,950 Now we're all sleeping in one room, 316 00:11:24,982 --> 00:11:27,969 next to a cow orgy. I would much rather be hanging out with you. 317 00:11:27,977 --> 00:11:30,111 - What are you doing, Boyle? - Just brushing my hair. 318 00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:32,627 Not you, Becca. I was talking to Charles. 319 00:11:32,665 --> 00:11:34,247 - I was just bringing you some water. - Thanks. 320 00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:36,245 Mm-hm. So, uh, 321 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:38,324 who you talking to? Is that your mystery hunk? 322 00:11:38,339 --> 00:11:39,980 Babe, are you all right? Is everything okay? 323 00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,256 Yeah, it's fine. I'll call you back later. 324 00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:43,199 - Was that a woman's voice? - It's my sister. 325 00:11:43,324 --> 00:11:45,448 Wait... she called you babe. 326 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,808 When my cousin called me babe, 327 00:11:46,842 --> 00:11:48,406 you said relatives shouldn't do that. 328 00:11:48,947 --> 00:11:50,576 What's really going on? 329 00:11:51,695 --> 00:11:52,980 I'm dating a woman. 330 00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:56,010 - I'm bi. - Oh... 331 00:11:56,055 --> 00:11:57,463 That's great. 332 00:11:58,327 --> 00:12:01,285 That's great, Rose. I just want you to know that I totally support... 333 00:12:01,312 --> 00:12:03,292 I don't wanna talk about it right now, okay? 334 00:12:03,317 --> 00:12:05,737 - Just leave it alone, Boyle. - By all means. 335 00:12:05,777 --> 00:12:07,327 Not you, Becca! 336 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,625 Okay. I love you. 337 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,023 I love you too. 338 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,379 Can't sleep either, huh? 339 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:22,232 - This cow screaming is so loud. - So loud. 340 00:12:22,248 --> 00:12:23,925 Is it a pleasure sound or pain? 341 00:12:23,935 --> 00:12:27,153 - Maybe they're into both? - I hear they're into leather. 342 00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:29,176 - Was that a joke? - Gallows humor. 343 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:32,023 Being in this bovine brothel is truly a nightmare. 344 00:12:32,289 --> 00:12:34,363 Hey, I'm sorry that things didn't work out. 345 00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:36,367 I know you always hoped that you'd be Commissioner. 346 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,272 No. Over the course of my career, 347 00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:40,587 I've learned that it's best not to have hopes. 348 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,697 Sir, that is so sad. 349 00:12:42,742 --> 00:12:44,635 That's like saying it's best not to have dreams. 350 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,271 I only have one dream a year, always on Tax Day. 351 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:49,110 In it, I must file an extension. 352 00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:51,841 So, yes, it is best not to have dreams. 353 00:12:51,874 --> 00:12:54,666 Well, I still wish I could've got you back in time. 354 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,323 Why do you care so much about this? 355 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,431 I don't know, 356 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,916 it's your dream, and, you know, 357 00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:04,198 you changed my life, made me wanna be a better man, or whatever. 358 00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:06,470 Thank you for trying. 359 00:13:06,782 --> 00:13:08,186 But deep down, 360 00:13:08,311 --> 00:13:10,258 I always knew I'd never be Commissioner. 361 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,053 All my dreams start with my step-sister painting her house. 362 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,505 And they end with the house looking great? 363 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,025 No. Sex. 364 00:13:25,593 --> 00:13:27,887 Guys! Guys! Wake up, wake up, wake up. 365 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,514 - Up, up, up! Come on! - What's going on? 366 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:32,728 Captain Holt, I know you've given up on your future, but I haven't. 367 00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:35,689 - You're going to that interview. - It's too late, Peralta. 368 00:13:35,721 --> 00:13:37,118 Just put a sock in it, man! 369 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,560 I'm doing this because of how much I care about you, 370 00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:39,953 so just stay the hell out of the way! 371 00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:41,438 But we're too late to drive, 372 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,481 - and there's no available flights. - That's what I thought, 373 00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:45,905 but on the way here, we passed the town of Jacksboro. 374 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,227 I knew I recognized it from somewhere. 375 00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:48,737 Where? Sorry, are you monologuing, 376 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,713 - or is this a call-and-response thing? - No, that was great. 377 00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:52,677 Now, I order a lot of beef jerky online, 378 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:54,387 'cause I'm a cool guy with cool interests, 379 00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:56,605 and it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas. 380 00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:58,054 There's a huge fulfillment center there. 381 00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,465 - There is? - Yes, Charles. 382 00:13:59,496 --> 00:14:00,812 I called them, and they ship their packages 383 00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,852 - out of a regional airport. - They do? 384 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,409 That's too much. Maybe back off a little bit. 385 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,544 Passenger planes don't fly out of Jacksboro, 386 00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:08,285 but thing planes do! 387 00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:10,044 - You mean cargo planes? - Yes, thank you. 388 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,785 - Terry gets to interject? - The point is, 389 00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:14,327 we get to fly on the back of a cargo plane to Philadelphia. 390 00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:15,660 When do we have to be in Jacksboro? 391 00:14:15,661 --> 00:14:17,414 In an hour and a half, so get up and get ready. 392 00:14:17,427 --> 00:14:19,651 Well, we've been in these clothes since Friday. We smell like butt. 393 00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:21,945 - And all our stuff exploded. - Right, good point. 394 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,050 Uh, I guess we'll just have to borrow some. 395 00:14:24,075 --> 00:14:25,626 Oh, no. From who? 396 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,949 We look so cool right now. 397 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,053 I feel like we're in a Mervyn's commercial. 398 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:41,849 Yeah, Mervyn's! 399 00:14:42,835 --> 00:14:44,436 Is this cattle trailer safe? 400 00:14:44,472 --> 00:14:46,322 Who cares, it's fun. 401 00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:48,955 Yeah, it's terrifying, 402 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,679 but it doesn't matter, because we're almost to the airport. 403 00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:54,185 What? No, why? 404 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,883 Just because we're eight people standing in the back of a cattle car? 405 00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:58,772 Nah, I don't care about that. 406 00:14:58,804 --> 00:15:00,772 We got a tip saying there were drugs being moved 407 00:15:00,787 --> 00:15:03,984 in the back of a gray bovine transport unit. 408 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,624 Well, this is terrible. 409 00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:09,525 Wait a minute, who called this tip in? 410 00:15:09,565 --> 00:15:11,070 - It's impossible to say. - They said the drugs were 411 00:15:11,101 --> 00:15:12,674 in the back of a bovine transport unit. 412 00:15:12,692 --> 00:15:15,407 - Who calls it that? - Everyone. That's what they're called. 413 00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:18,583 Yeah, if you're a robot, 414 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,899 and you're the only robot I know, sir. 415 00:15:20,937 --> 00:15:23,243 Bovine. Transport. Unit. 416 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,337 - Meep-morp. Zeep. - This is preposterous. 417 00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:27,821 - What are you implying? - Let me see your phone. 418 00:15:27,851 --> 00:15:29,106 - I wanna see your call history. - No. 419 00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:30,103 - Let me see it! - No... 420 00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:31,546 - No! Get away! - Give it to me! 421 00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,079 Guys, come on. Break it up! 422 00:15:34,112 --> 00:15:35,409 Ah-ha! 423 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:38,707 25 minutes ago, outgoing call to 911. 424 00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:40,700 You sabotaged us, Mr. Robot! 425 00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:43,526 Not the TV show, but the point is, you sabotaged us! 426 00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:45,543 Terry, would you do the honors? 427 00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,333 Why? 428 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:49,102 You called the pigs on us? 429 00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:50,240 I don't know how this happened. 430 00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:52,059 - Perhaps it was a bottom dial. - Liar. 431 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,036 The reason you said you knew you'd never become Commissioner 432 00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,215 is 'cause you were making sure of it. 433 00:15:55,236 --> 00:15:57,025 You've been sabotaging us from the beginning. 434 00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,112 Oh, please. 435 00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:00,278 You drove by Nakatomi Plaza on purpose, didn't you? 436 00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:03,148 You knew I would see it and go insane and have to go inside, 437 00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:04,779 and then you trapped us in there, didn't you? 438 00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:07,699 - Didn't you? - Fine. I did. 439 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,808 Over here is the elevator where McClane 440 00:16:09,812 --> 00:16:12,118 put the "now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho" down. 441 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,557 Take my picture with it! 442 00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:15,810 And there were plenty of rental cars at the airport, weren't there? 443 00:16:15,814 --> 00:16:18,437 - Hundreds. - And you broke the speedometer. And what else? 444 00:16:18,502 --> 00:16:20,430 Did you somehow force Scully to stink up the RV 445 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,711 - so we'd have to stop more often? - It wasn't difficult. 446 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,029 Three corndogs for 99 cents? 447 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:29,575 Who could possibly eat three corndogs and has a dollar? 448 00:16:29,964 --> 00:16:32,708 Oh, my God. 449 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,376 - Did you blow up the Creeper? - Not on purpose. 450 00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:39,220 Once I realized your revolting cheese puffs 451 00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:41,685 were made with some extremely unstable chemicals, 452 00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:43,333 I deposited a few in the gas tank. 453 00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:44,659 I thought they'd shut the engine down. 454 00:16:44,684 --> 00:16:46,454 I didn't realize they'd ignite it. 455 00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:50,203 - You really shouldn't eat those, Peralta. - Don't tell me what to do, saboteur. 456 00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,623 How dare you make me this upset while I'm wearing this outfit? 457 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,758 Look, we've been busting our asses the whole weekend 458 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:56,938 to try and get you back to New York in time, and for what? 459 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,391 Is it all just a lie? 460 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,887 Is there even a Commissioners meeting. Are you even Captain Holt? 461 00:17:00,902 --> 00:17:03,281 - Do you even have a dog named Cheddar? - There's a Commissioners meeting, 462 00:17:03,296 --> 00:17:04,582 and I do have a dog named Cheddar. 463 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:05,863 Then why'd you do it? 464 00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:09,522 I'm compromised. 465 00:17:09,647 --> 00:17:11,291 I made a decision a while ago, 466 00:17:11,311 --> 00:17:13,689 and now some people are holding it over my head. 467 00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:16,881 I'm afraid of what they'll ask me to do if I become Commissioner. 468 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:18,720 You're compromised? 469 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:22,456 How did this happen, Mr. Prevailing Traffic and Road Conditions? 470 00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:23,476 It doesn't matter. 471 00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:25,049 Seamus Murphy. 472 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,756 - What? - Seamus Murphy, the gangster. 473 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,583 He offered me info that would get you and Rosa out of prison, 474 00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:32,097 in exchange for a favor. 475 00:17:32,158 --> 00:17:34,969 And Holt told me to turn it down, because he said it was too risky. 476 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,128 But you didn't turn it down, did you, Captain? 477 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,806 No, I did not. 478 00:17:38,831 --> 00:17:41,530 - Wait... - So you risked everything 479 00:17:41,546 --> 00:17:43,004 to get me and Rosa out of prison? 480 00:17:44,113 --> 00:17:46,700 Oh, my God. You did all of this for us? 481 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:51,402 I love you, Da... aptain... Daptain. 482 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,739 It's the cool new way of saying Captain. 483 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,944 It's from the world of hip-hop. Love you. 484 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:57,378 Sir, why didn't you tell us? 485 00:17:57,546 --> 00:17:59,813 I didn't want any of you entangled in this. 486 00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:00,997 This is my decision, 487 00:18:01,018 --> 00:18:03,224 and it's also my responsibility. 488 00:18:03,305 --> 00:18:04,490 Sir, 489 00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:06,049 with all due respect, 490 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,286 the first thing that you taught me 491 00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:09,299 when you came to the Nine-Nine is that we're a team, 492 00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:12,399 so your responsibility is my responsibility too. 493 00:18:12,699 --> 00:18:14,483 - And mine. - And mine. 494 00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,222 - And mine. - And mine. 495 00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:17,381 And mine. 496 00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:20,079 Six people seems like a lot. I mean, at some point, 497 00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:21,518 it's just too many cooks. 498 00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:24,623 - And mine. - You're gonna take that meeting, 499 00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:27,508 you're gonna get the job, and you're gonna become Commissioner, 500 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,481 and we'll all figure out what to do about Murphy. 501 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,812 I'm touched... 502 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,001 But it's moved. We've missed the cargo plane. 503 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,684 And now there's no way to get back in time 504 00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:37,317 - for me to make my meeting. - Nuh-uh. 505 00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:38,763 - Amy? - What up, bro? 506 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:40,959 I need you to climb back on that strungness ladder, 507 00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,634 and I need you to climb pretty high. 508 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,123 - How high? - Remember that time 509 00:18:44,148 --> 00:18:45,536 we went to the deli for cold cuts, 510 00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:46,700 and the ticket machine was broken, 511 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,310 so you found out what time everyone arrived 512 00:18:48,312 --> 00:18:49,588 and made them get in a single-file line 513 00:18:49,598 --> 00:18:51,845 - from earliest to latest? - Yeah. 514 00:18:51,911 --> 00:18:52,998 Higher. 515 00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:54,620 Copy that. 516 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,096 You might wanna stand back for this, sir. 517 00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:01,947 It can get pretty intense. 518 00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,310 All right, you mooks, our union health plan 519 00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:06,939 has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. 520 00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,625 Scully will fake a medical emergency. 521 00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:10,775 Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one. 522 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,957 Great. You call an ambulance, 523 00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:14,014 and have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana. 524 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:16,657 The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit, 525 00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:18,483 so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m. 526 00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:20,873 There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters. 527 00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:22,264 Of course, they can't take passengers, 528 00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:25,395 but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551, 529 00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:27,518 police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane 530 00:19:27,538 --> 00:19:28,786 in the interest of national security. 531 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:30,600 The crop duster will land at an airstrip 532 00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:33,169 outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore, 533 00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:35,060 jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York, 534 00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:36,206 arriving at 9:26. 535 00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:38,562 Kevin will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform. 536 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,179 From there, it's a 29-minute cab ride to One Police Plaza. 537 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,756 You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting 538 00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:44,769 with five minutes to spare. 539 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,229 Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move! 540 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:52,293 I love her. 541 00:19:57,095 --> 00:20:00,371 _ 542 00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:02,831 Yes! We did it! 543 00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:04,458 I can't believe we did it! 544 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,704 Peralta, thank you 545 00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:08,590 for not quitting on me. 546 00:20:09,113 --> 00:20:11,131 Of course, sir. Go get 'em. 547 00:20:11,314 --> 00:20:13,267 Wait, wait! Just one more thing. 548 00:20:14,437 --> 00:20:16,078 Your first class mint? 549 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,289 I know how important this is to you. 550 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,423 You know what really makes a trip first class? 551 00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:22,050 It's not the extra leg room 552 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,986 - or the complimentary drinks... - Actually, Terry, 553 00:20:24,011 --> 00:20:25,226 we don't really have time for a speech right now. 554 00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,239 Fine, your breath sucks! Just pop it and go! 555 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,515 It's good to be home. 556 00:20:30,899 --> 00:20:32,423 Uh-buh-buh-buh-buh! 557 00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:35,235 - Drink this instead. - A mimosa! 558 00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:37,198 Made with First Class Champagne. 559 00:20:37,451 --> 00:20:39,499 That's the brand name. It's from Arkansas. 560 00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:40,759 I hope it's good. 561 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,728 - Hell yeah! - Really? 562 00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:46,164 No, it's terrible, but I really appreciate the thought. 563 00:20:46,188 --> 00:20:47,189 Oh, I'll take it. 564 00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:48,685 - Hey. - Hey. 565 00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:51,536 So, I didn't say anything about being bi, 566 00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:53,416 because I didn't think it was anybody's business. 567 00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:55,810 And I also didn't want anything to change. 568 00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:57,945 I get it. I'm sorry I was so nosy. 569 00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:01,036 It actually felt really good to tell somebody on the squad, finally. 570 00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,014 - I'm glad it was you. - All right. 571 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,722 Also, now we go back to never talking about my love life again. 572 00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:10,510 Uh, request denied. Is her name Anne? Meredith? Kim? 573 00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:12,539 - Erica? Moana? - Captain Holt! 574 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,049 It's official. My hat is in the ring for Commissioner. 575 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,226 I still don't know how we're gonna deal with the 576 00:21:18,251 --> 00:21:22,698 - Murphy complication. - Two words: laser jails. 577 00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:25,240 - But, you know, we'll figure it out. - Nine-Nine! 578 00:21:25,259 --> 00:21:26,663 Nine-Nine! 579 00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:29,040 CREDITS