1 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,649 Don't think this guy's gonna make it. You hear me? 2 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,150 Did you have an OPA. 3 00:00:17,236 --> 00:00:18,419 Breathing's irregular and weak. 4 00:00:18,516 --> 00:00:19,954 - Responsive to pain? - Not at all. 5 00:00:19,989 --> 00:00:22,455 Sir, can you hear me? His lips are super red. 6 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,424 - Purple cyanosis. - Super diaphoretic. 7 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,459 - Sweating like a pig. - What happened to this guy? 8 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,461 We don't know this guy from Adam. We've never seen him 9 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,763 before at all. He's a total outsider. 10 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,732 I never saw him before in the bar at all. 11 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,802 His goddamn heart just stopped for no reason. 12 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:38,104 Not no reason. You gave him a hot pepper. 13 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,106 - Don't... They don't have to know that. - Never mind that! 14 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,574 It was a totally unrelated incident. 15 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,676 - Never mind that. - Who was that guy anyway? 16 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,812 Man, just like some random dude who walked in here off the streets. 17 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,814 - Yeah. - Well, we are an open bar. 18 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,616 I thought he was, like, a jazzman. 19 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:53,219 I mean, he had a ponytail. He had a piano-key tie. 20 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,388 So I pranked him with a ghost pepper. 21 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,690 You'd think that a jazzman would be more accustomed to spices, you know? 22 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:59,692 - Right? You'd think he'd be fine. - Yeah, he just dropped... 23 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,728 - Here you go, Frank. One smash burger. - Oh. 24 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,829 It's about time. 25 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,631 Okay. 26 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,399 Ooh. Somebody dying or something? 27 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,950 Random jazzman. 28 00:01:07,975 --> 00:01:11,177 Really? Just wandered right in off the streets? No reason? 29 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:13,837 We are an open, working bar. 30 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:15,829 Sorry. Wh-What's with the food delivery here? 31 00:01:15,854 --> 00:01:18,687 Oh. I'm, uh, doing a Postmates thing as a side gig. 32 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,114 - On a bike? - Uh. No, no. 33 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:25,084 Yeah, no, sorry, uh. I-I mean, why are you ordering food from Dee, Frank? 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,066 You don't like the burgers that I've been making in the apartment? 35 00:01:27,091 --> 00:01:29,526 What? I wanted a smash burger. 36 00:01:29,551 --> 00:01:32,701 You don't think I can make a burger and smash it? I'll smash a burger for you. 37 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,727 What the hell, Frank? A 5% tip? 38 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,364 Pedal faster. It's cold as shit. 39 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,232 Goddamn it. 40 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:40,266 They're taking him to the hospital. 41 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,681 Good job, guys! Good luck! 42 00:01:41,706 --> 00:01:43,908 Yes, uh, great work, fellas. Uh, thank you for your service. 43 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,471 That guy's gonna sue the shit out of me. 44 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:46,971 That's not good, man. 45 00:01:46,996 --> 00:01:50,193 Hey, did anybody else get, like, a crazy rush from that experience? 46 00:01:50,218 --> 00:01:51,220 I did. 47 00:01:51,339 --> 00:01:54,039 It's nice to have a little action around here, right? 48 00:01:54,064 --> 00:01:57,317 The way those EMTs, like, fire in and they fire out with all the lights 49 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,586 - and the sirens, saving lives. - It's awesome. 50 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,588 You know, it's as close to playing God as you can get, you know? 51 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,823 And the lifestyle. There's an appeal to it for sure. 52 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,660 The lifestyle. Yeah, the whole thing is a vibe, and I am here for it. 53 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,762 - Me too. It's sexy. - Yeah, sexy. 54 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,764 You know that they bang the doctors and the nurses, right? 55 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,667 Of course they do. Of course they do. Are you kidding me? 56 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,503 The lifestyle is spicier than one of Frank's ghost peppers. 57 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:18,738 Mac, come here for a second. 58 00:02:19,646 --> 00:02:22,749 Go with me here, but, uh, I'm sensing an opportunity, 59 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:26,346 and I'm gonna float something by you that I think is a 60 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,514 very reasonable proposition. 61 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,782 Hmm. 62 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:33,053 _ 63 00:02:33,077 --> 00:02:38,077 credits 64 00:02:54,518 --> 00:02:56,709 Oh... shit, pal. 65 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:57,711 Oh. 66 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,446 Uh... 67 00:03:00,507 --> 00:03:01,908 You're not cake, are you? 68 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:05,485 Nah. It's just a joke between me and the guys... 69 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:07,754 Uh... Something. 70 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,946 Anyway, I came over here to say I'm sorry because... 71 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:13,339 Well, y-you know, actually, it's not my fault. 72 00:03:13,364 --> 00:03:16,400 Well, sure, I gave you a hot pepper and you had a heart attack, 73 00:03:16,425 --> 00:03:18,807 but, you know, I-I kind of attribute that to the... 74 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:23,436 you know, the jazzman lifestyle more than the pepper. 75 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,473 Eh? Just checking about the cake thing. 76 00:03:28,163 --> 00:03:30,043 You never know with those guys. 77 00:03:30,784 --> 00:03:33,019 Well, well, well. 78 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,149 The Lawyer. What's with the getup? 79 00:03:36,437 --> 00:03:38,471 It's not a getup. 80 00:03:38,496 --> 00:03:42,531 It's an eye patch from when I was attacked by a bird. 81 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,045 Gruesome. I wish I'd have seen that. 82 00:03:45,164 --> 00:03:46,732 You did see it. 83 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,715 I don't remember. 84 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,961 You don't remember being present in a court of law 85 00:03:51,986 --> 00:03:55,956 while a wild animal pecked out someone's eye? 86 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,171 Can you be more specific? 87 00:03:58,172 --> 00:03:59,405 Oh. 88 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,107 I'll be more specific, Frank. 89 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:05,745 I'm here looking for clients, and I just found one. 90 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,481 You just admitted to causing this man grievous harm, 91 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:12,151 and I am going to take you down. 92 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,503 - I'm innocent. - You literally just admitted it. 93 00:04:14,528 --> 00:04:17,230 - I was lying. - To a man in a coma? 94 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,125 - I thought he was cake. - Okay. 95 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,328 I'll see you in court, Frank. 96 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,064 Shit. 97 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:28,334 This is great, buddy. Frankly, I think we should've done it years ago. 98 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,470 Agreed. This is the perfect complement 99 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,605 - to our fast-paced lifestyle. - I think so too. 100 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,208 Plus, I really feel like we should know how to do CPR, you know? 101 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,476 Yes. Yes. 102 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,479 Hey. Uh, pepper? 103 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,547 And what do we have here? 104 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,416 Well, the incident with the jazzman got me thinking about peppers, 105 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,051 getting peppers back into my life. 106 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,619 You know? Peppers spice everything up 107 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,454 from... from tacos to talk shows. 108 00:04:49,068 --> 00:04:50,290 - That's cute. - Yeah. 109 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,824 Yeah. Okay. I like where your head's at, 110 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:55,094 but I think really it's maybe a matter of dosage. 111 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,729 Like we-we shouldn't eat a whole pepper. 112 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,464 We saw what happened to the jazzman. 113 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,366 I'm thinking maybe microdosing is the way to go. 114 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,268 - Microdose. Explain. - Yep. 115 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:06,039 Well, instead of taking 100% of the dose 10% of the time, 116 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,609 we take 10% of the dose 100% of the time. 117 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,344 That is scientifically more better. 118 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,679 - Wanna try it? - Yeah. 119 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,147 All right, just take a little nibble. 120 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,315 Just a little... a little micro, huh? 121 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:18,818 Yeah. 122 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,820 Mm-hmm. And then we just need to repeat 123 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,722 - that dosage all day and all night. - Absolutely. That's good. 124 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,291 I'm getting a little heat, but it's not too much heat. 125 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,493 No. I definitely don't need more than that, know what I mean? 126 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,762 - No. I'm gonna need more in 15 minutes. - Well, sure. 127 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,764 Okay. 128 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,466 - Speaking of spicy... - How's everyone doing? 129 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,435 ...things just got a little caliente. 130 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,337 Hello, class, and welcome. 131 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,606 I wanna congratulate you all for making a decision 132 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:42,175 to pursue a career in this field. 133 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,394 Are you two guys all right? 134 00:05:47,891 --> 00:05:49,126 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah. 135 00:05:49,151 --> 00:05:54,187 Yeah, all good. All good. Uh, and may I, uh, compliment you on your uniform? 136 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:57,557 The snugness, uh, really accentuates your physique. 137 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,292 If-If that's okay to say. 138 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:02,095 Uh... It's not, but let's continue, huh? 139 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:04,097 Uh, if you don't mind, can we skip to the fun parts? 140 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:06,366 You're not even letting me get started. 141 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:10,470 Sorry. My, uh, my partner here, he's just excited to save lives. 142 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,672 Okay. Well, I applaud you for your enthusiasm, 143 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,175 but let's stay on track here, huh? Now... 144 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,211 - Um... - Yes? 145 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:21,080 When I just referred to the gentleman to my right as my partner, 146 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,616 I meant in medicine, not in life. 147 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:26,486 In life, I am very much single. 148 00:06:27,359 --> 00:06:29,722 That's great, but I wanna start this class right now, okay? 149 00:06:30,426 --> 00:06:33,192 Oh, God. I-I tell you, man, I think I got the dosage off. 150 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,613 I think I ate a little bit too much. 151 00:06:35,113 --> 00:06:36,429 Less is more. That's on me. 152 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,498 - The what? - The hot peppers. 153 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:41,301 Uh, when do we cover the dosing, the pepper dosing in the class? 154 00:06:41,302 --> 00:06:43,202 I don't know what you're even talking about, 155 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,738 but I tell you what, let's talk about CPR. 156 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,475 - Oh, I'd like to volunteer. - No, I don't... 157 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,344 - You're already getting up. All right. - I'm so sorry. 158 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:53,146 It's so much spicier than I thought. 159 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:54,814 Now, when we get to the chest compressions, 160 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,350 should I take your shirt off or should you take mine off? 161 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:59,485 - No shirts come off. - Actually, I'd love to take 162 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,287 my shirt off. I'm getting pretty sweaty. 163 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,556 - Can we start with the dummies, please? - Okay. 164 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:07,627 And hands go like so, and we want to start with compressions to the song, 165 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,363 ? Ha, ha, ha, ha Staying alive ? 166 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,231 - Let me give it a shot. Do you mind? - You wanna step in? 167 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,567 Actually, I'd love to step in here and see this thing. 168 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,669 - Sure. - Yeah. 169 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,072 - How's this? - Ah. 170 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:20,707 That's-That's-That's a little too fast. 171 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:23,743 And you see, class, I'm increasing the rate of compressions 172 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,478 to ensure maximum blood flow. 173 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,614 - Class, don't listen to him. - It's so hot! 174 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,682 Now, class, you'll notice I am still finding a rhythm. 175 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,484 That is way too fast. 176 00:07:31,637 --> 00:07:33,486 Well, somebody doesn't understand double time. 177 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,919 You see, I'm pushing to a much spicier song. 178 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:40,093 Is everyone familiar with the Gipsy Kings's "Bamboléo"? 179 00:07:40,094 --> 00:07:42,195 Ah! An excellent choice, very spicy. 180 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:45,198 Speaking of spice, I brought plenty of peppers for everyone. 181 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:56,075 Gosh, that damn lawyer is gonna jam me the hell up. 182 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,410 - Yeah. - Hang on. 183 00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:58,745 Maybe I should slip him a ghost pepper. 184 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,480 Yeah, well, that's a good idea. 185 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:02,282 All right, uh, chili flakes, please. 186 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:04,217 Wait. What? 187 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:05,485 I-I need the chili flakes, please. See them? 188 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,056 - Yeah, I see 'em. - "Yes, Chef." 189 00:08:07,091 --> 00:08:08,773 - What? - Say, "Yes, Chef." 190 00:08:08,808 --> 00:08:10,556 - Why? - Because the stakes are, uh, 191 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,159 very high, you know, this is high-stakes stuff. 192 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,430 Stakes of what? 193 00:08:14,455 --> 00:08:17,063 The cooking! It's-It's life-and-death stuff, man. 194 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,650 - I need you to say, "Yes, chef." - You know what you should do? 195 00:08:18,675 --> 00:08:22,278 You should cook up an extra spicy meal. Really, really spicy. 196 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:25,338 And I'll give it to The Lawyer. I'll trick him into eating it. 197 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,440 And then if he's not admitted to the hospital, 198 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,708 it would prove that I'm innocent. 199 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,176 Okay, what if he dies? 200 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,344 Win-win either way, right? 201 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,479 - All right. - Oh! 202 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,582 - Try that, baby! - Good smash. 203 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,683 - Smashed it good! - Really? 204 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,184 You know how to do that? 205 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,552 Yeah, it's a brick-based medium. 206 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,287 - Look at that. - Yeah, that's my favorite part. 207 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,656 What do you think? Same as a smash burger, right? 208 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,225 - It's great! - Well, I added a little extra spice. 209 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,595 - Oh, yeah. I can feel it. - I've been microdosing myself. 210 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,630 - Hey, yo. Here we go, Frank. - Yeah, it goes right up. 211 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,432 Your smash burger. 212 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:54,167 - No, you're too late. - Yeah. Oh, sorry about that. 213 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:56,069 That's because I got smashed by a Prius. 214 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,037 - Ooh. Yeah. - Whoops! Yeah. 215 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,305 - I need some shin guards, I think. - Yeah, looks bad. 216 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,765 Yeah, it doesn't feel as bad. 217 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,575 Well, Charlie already made me one, so you get no tip. 218 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,477 - Charlie made you that? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 219 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:06,479 It's basically the same exact thing as that smash burger. 220 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,448 - Really good. - Ho-Hold on a second. 221 00:09:08,449 --> 00:09:10,350 - What else can you make? - I can make anything. You kidding me? 222 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:12,619 Okay. Well, hold on. I'm-I'm getting an idea here. 223 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,487 - Yeah? - Yeah. 224 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,823 What if you help me spice up my job a little bit, right? 225 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:19,158 And we make this sort of a ghost kitchen situation. 226 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,061 We do it right here. I keep my work central, 227 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,330 but I really get to crank out the orders a lot faster. 228 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,065 Okay, I like it. I'll do this for you, Dee. 229 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,533 I will, but you gotta promise me something. 230 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,269 You gotta say, "Yes, chef," "No, chef," 231 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:31,070 "On your left, chef," "Corner, chef." 232 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,072 These kind of things. It's gotta work that way, Dee. 233 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,308 - It's gotta work that way. - Why would I say any of those things? 234 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,176 'Cause we're cooking food. 235 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,178 - Yep, just food. - It's good. 236 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,014 Doesn't seem like that big of a deal. 237 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,816 It's the most serious thing... 238 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:46,372 - that has ever... - Yes, chef. 239 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,087 - Yes, chef. - Yeah? 240 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,489 - Don't care. Yep. - Isn't that great? 241 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,190 Wait, wait, wait. Dee, before you go, 242 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,487 wanna spice up your bike ride with a habanero? 243 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,698 Coming through. Coming through! 244 00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:00,734 On your left, bitch. 245 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,038 Yo! Look out. Look out. Look out. Look out, bitch! 246 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,072 Move it, boner. 247 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,108 Goddamn. Ooh! 248 00:10:12,975 --> 00:10:14,614 Buddy, getting a refund on those classes 249 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,584 and spending it on a decommissioned ambulance was the way to go. 250 00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:20,720 The illegality of what we're doing is spicy enough to get me off. 251 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,423 And speaking of spice, I think we should up the dose. 252 00:10:23,424 --> 00:10:25,725 I think we should cool it on the peppers for a little bit. 253 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:29,062 I mean, you take too much of those things and you can go temporarily blind. 254 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,098 - Blind? That's crazy. No, you can't. - Y-Yes, you can. 255 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,601 Zebra 3? Zebra 3? You anywhere near 2nd and Race? 256 00:10:34,602 --> 00:10:36,569 Got a woman with an injury on the sidewalk. 257 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,471 Second and Race? That's like a block away. 258 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,106 - Yeah. - Maybe we should answer it. 259 00:10:41,135 --> 00:10:43,537 - Well, here's one issue. - What? 260 00:10:43,562 --> 00:10:45,678 - We are not EMTs. - Right. 261 00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:48,474 This is Zebra 3. We are 20 out. Go to closer unit. 262 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,617 It's only a turned knee 263 00:10:50,618 --> 00:10:52,303 and a run to St. Mercy's. I'm sure she can wait. 264 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:54,220 This is Flaming Pepper, new truck on the rotation. 265 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,739 We're only about a block away. We're gonna stop by. 266 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,558 Roger that, Flaming Pepper. 267 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,089 I'll let her know you're on the way. 268 00:11:00,695 --> 00:11:02,228 What are you doing? 269 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,430 I don't know. I mean, look, what could be spicier than answering a call? 270 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,099 Plus, it's only a hospital run. No big deal. 271 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,533 I am intrigued that it's a woman. 272 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,202 Pop a pepper and let's go? 273 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:11,142 You know what? Let's do it. 274 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,172 But let's-let's cool it on the peppers, all right? Let's be professional. 275 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,876 We'll-We'll take some peppers afterwards. 276 00:11:14,901 --> 00:11:16,702 Professional. You got it. 277 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,286 That's probably enough of the... 278 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,520 - It's doing it on its own. - Yeah. Yeah. 279 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,098 - Ma'am? - How we doing over here, ma'am? 280 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,433 What seems to be the problem? 281 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,630 This crazy woman jumps the curb on her bicycle 282 00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,638 yelling nonsense about hot peppers. 283 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:48,207 I think I twisted my knee. It might be sprained. 284 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,195 - Ugh. It's terrible. - Yeah. 285 00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:54,620 Uh, ma'am, would you, uh, excuse us for one quick second? 286 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:56,146 - Come talk to me over here. - Yeah. 287 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,501 - Did you pepper up? - No. 288 00:11:58,502 --> 00:11:59,936 - Yes, you did. - No. 289 00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,571 - Okay, I just had a little bit o... - Goddamn it. 290 00:12:02,572 --> 00:12:04,440 Now you're not microdosing anymore. 291 00:12:04,441 --> 00:12:05,608 You've slipped into macrodosing. 292 00:12:05,609 --> 00:12:06,876 - Macrodosing. - Yeah. 293 00:12:06,877 --> 00:12:08,511 That's cool 'cause it's my name. 294 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,546 All right. Damn it. You know what? 295 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,849 Give me a little bit. 'Cause I feel like I'm dipping a little. 296 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,270 Just a little, dude. 297 00:12:15,295 --> 00:12:17,954 I'm not going to macrodose or anything. But, you know, a little something. 298 00:12:17,955 --> 00:12:20,089 - Yeah. - Oh, God. Man, that is the stuff. 299 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:21,824 But it's a mild heat, right? 300 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,560 - Holy shit. All right. Okay. - Oh, yeah. It's good. 301 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,696 - Let's save this bitch. - Uh, ma'am. 302 00:12:26,697 --> 00:12:28,764 I think what you've got there is a sprain. 303 00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:30,766 Uh, you're gonna... ...not wanna put anything hot on it. 304 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:33,102 - Or cold. - Yeah. Uh, nothing hot, nothing cold. 305 00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:35,137 - Yeah. Lukewarm, really. - Ma'am, you're gonna... 306 00:12:35,138 --> 00:12:36,772 you're gonna wanna keep that knee lukewarm. 307 00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:39,295 You're gonna wanna take short, shallow breaths. 308 00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:43,112 Oh, you know what? I gotta check her for a concussion 309 00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:44,714 - because I feel like she's acting crazy. - I-I-I didn't hit my head. 310 00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:45,982 Just lay back and... 311 00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:47,950 Oh, God. 312 00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:50,820 Oh, my eye is burning. Was there something on your thumb? 313 00:12:50,821 --> 00:12:52,555 It's probably unrelated. 314 00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:54,090 Uh, ma'am. You're becoming a bit hysterical. 315 00:12:54,091 --> 00:12:55,758 Why don't I do some chest compressions on you. 316 00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,093 You wanna pop that sweater off? 317 00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:58,561 What? No, I need to rinse my eye. 318 00:12:58,562 --> 00:12:59,996 Well, the sweater needs to come off. 319 00:12:59,997 --> 00:13:01,597 - Yeah, let's make her unconscious. - Why? 320 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:03,099 I feel like this is becoming a whole thing. 321 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,700 - What? - Okay, ma'am, we're gonna get you 322 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,869 to the hospital right now. 323 00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:11,707 Dude, this is incredible. I feel so alive. 324 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,844 She definitely wants to bang me, dude. 325 00:13:15,149 --> 00:13:16,512 - Don't you think? Yeah. - Yeah, I think so. 326 00:13:21,118 --> 00:13:23,386 Yo. Order up. Let's go. 327 00:13:24,087 --> 00:13:26,234 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 328 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,825 Wow. 329 00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:30,860 Whoo. 330 00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:32,428 - Whoo! - Whoo. 331 00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:36,198 - Goddamn it. - I got it. 332 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,135 - Hey. Wow, he's okay. - Hey. 333 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:46,742 Move! 334 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,411 You dumb bitch. 335 00:13:50,356 --> 00:13:51,147 Whoo. 336 00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:53,182 Yeah! All right. 337 00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:54,850 These are the Chipotle burritos. 338 00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:57,153 Chipotle burritos. Yes, chef. 339 00:13:57,154 --> 00:13:58,421 How's the spice pot? 340 00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,689 Spice pot is 341 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:02,124 spicy but needs more peppers. 342 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:03,960 Peppers coming up. More peppers. 343 00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:05,828 - Here we go. - I needed a "Yes, chef" there. 344 00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:07,730 - Yes, chef. Yes, chef. - Yes, chef. Yes, chef! 345 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,003 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's go. 346 00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:15,571 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 347 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,146 I don't know. I don't think he's gonna make it. 348 00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:25,848 - Looks like he's gonna die. - He's going in and out, isn't he? 349 00:14:25,849 --> 00:14:27,417 - Should we pepper? - You want some pepper, sir? 350 00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:29,952 Goddamn it. Hands! I need hands! 351 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,821 - Let's do it. Let's go. - Go, go, go, go, go, Frank. 352 00:14:31,822 --> 00:14:34,824 - Go. Put the burger down. Go! - Come on, Frank. Come on! 353 00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:38,998 Hot fries. Hot fries. Hot fries. 354 00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:44,100 Sir. Are you okay? 355 00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:45,167 I think we gotta do compressions, man. 356 00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:46,436 Compressions, go. 357 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,475 Whoo! 358 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,079 Come on. Pick it up, grandpa. 359 00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:02,151 Whoo! Oh, God! It's all seeds. 360 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,753 It's all seeds. 361 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,995 Order up. 362 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:17,566 We did it, Charlie. This chili is maxed out. I mean, I gotta go. 363 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:20,796 Oh, what? What? No. You can't go. Come on, I got orders, bud. 364 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,471 I gotta go trick The Lawyer. 365 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:24,106 Come on, I need my expediter. 366 00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,708 What? I'll be in here all by myself? 367 00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,810 Come on, Frank, I need you, buddy. 368 00:15:27,811 --> 00:15:29,745 - Hey, yo! There he is. - Oh! 369 00:15:29,746 --> 00:15:31,614 - What do you got for us, buddy? - Oh. 370 00:15:31,615 --> 00:15:33,582 Anything for my first responders. 371 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,552 My guy. My guy. My guy. Hey! All right. 372 00:15:36,553 --> 00:15:38,421 Whoo-hoo! 373 00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:39,956 - Oh, yeah. - That's hot. 374 00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:44,438 Getting high on your own supply over there? 375 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,829 - You mind? - Yeah. Well, I'm in the weeds, boys. 376 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,965 You know, I need it just to get by. 377 00:15:48,966 --> 00:15:50,967 How's it going for you fellas? How's it going out there in the streets? 378 00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,468 Highs and lows. I don't love the blood. 379 00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:54,403 A lot of blood in my line of work too. 380 00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:56,072 Well, there shouldn't be. 381 00:15:56,073 --> 00:15:57,974 Yeah, but you get the finger. I got Frank once or twice. 382 00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:00,142 - There really shouldn't be... - It's life-and-death stuff. 383 00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,111 Not really though. 384 00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:04,614 It is for the animals, I guess. 385 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,826 I always feel like I could use a little more action, you know what I mean? 386 00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,417 - You want more spice? - I want more spice. 387 00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:09,518 - Yeah? - Yeah. 388 00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:10,553 Okay. I'm done. 389 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:11,821 - Pepper me. - Oh! 390 00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,422 Bingo! 391 00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:14,824 Dang, what happened to you? 392 00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:17,126 Oh, bike got smashed by a crosstown bus. 393 00:16:17,127 --> 00:16:19,062 - Smashing ups everywhere. - Interesting. 394 00:16:19,496 --> 00:16:23,533 Hey, this-this-this might be the peppers talking here, but, um, go with me. 395 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,802 I'm sensing an opportunity to smash all of these ideas together... 396 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,502 ...and really spice up our lives. 397 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,135 Now I'm gonna float out something that I believe to be... 398 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:35,845 ...a very reasonable proposition. 399 00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:40,108 What is it? 400 00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:43,953 Okay, I got two smash burgers and a side of curly fries. 401 00:16:43,954 --> 00:16:45,988 - On your left! - Oh, yeah, thank you. 402 00:16:45,989 --> 00:16:48,591 - Thank you what? - Thank you, chef! 403 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,827 Corner! 404 00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:59,102 This is the spice I was looking for, baby! 405 00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:02,304 Oh. 406 00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:06,108 Well, well, well. Hmm. New office, huh? 407 00:17:06,509 --> 00:17:09,946 Popcorn ceiling, right next to the highway. This place is trash. 408 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,716 Mr. Reynolds, always a pleasure. 409 00:17:13,717 --> 00:17:15,666 I wanna talk about a settlement. 410 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,286 I bet you do, 411 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,250 because if I were your attorney, 412 00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:21,857 I would be begging for the same thing. 413 00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:23,693 But unfortunately for you... 414 00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:26,228 - Whoo! - ...I am not. 415 00:17:26,229 --> 00:17:28,458 My depth perception is terrible. 416 00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:30,232 Why? 417 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,134 Because of the goddamn eye. 418 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,702 What happened to your eye? 419 00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:35,037 Are you serious? 420 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:37,139 Let's talk about this like gentlemen. 421 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,874 I brought you some chili. 422 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,410 Okay, I'm not eating that. I'm sure it's poison. 423 00:17:41,411 --> 00:17:43,145 Besides, I ordered for myself. 424 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,880 No, my food's better. 425 00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:46,415 And-And there's nothing the matter with that chili. 426 00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:47,816 That is tasty chili. 427 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,685 - I-I promise. - Hey. Lawyer. 428 00:17:49,686 --> 00:17:52,721 - Not now, Dee. - He Postmated. I'm delivering. 429 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:56,125 Okay... I don't want any food delivered by any of you. 430 00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:59,228 Oh. Guess what, bozo? I don't care whether you eat it or not, 431 00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:01,608 but if you don't tip me, I'm taking out the other eye. 432 00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,934 - Eat mine. - No. 433 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,061 I'll eat some first. Yeah. 434 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,704 - I-I got my own spoon. - All right, this is bullshit. 435 00:18:08,705 --> 00:18:10,406 If you're not gonna tip me, I'm eating your lunch. 436 00:18:10,407 --> 00:18:13,108 - Be my guest. I don't care. - What do you think about this? 437 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,845 This is delicious. 438 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,380 - Yep. - A little hot. Hot, hot, hot. 439 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,983 Mine too. Not-Not in temperature 440 00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:22,851 so much as it's the tiniest bit spicy. 441 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:27,223 Really enjoying this a lot. 442 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:29,926 I've got to take a knee. 443 00:18:30,327 --> 00:18:32,394 Oh! Shit, shit, shit, shit. 444 00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:35,864 How can you possibly make a burger so spicy? 445 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,035 - This is so hot. - You've got to try this. 446 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,405 I'll share that with you. 447 00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:45,708 Call 911! 448 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:50,145 Got a possible code W59 in progress at Snyder and Pattison. 449 00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,880 - Pepper? - Pattison? That's like right here. 450 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,749 - Pepper? Pepper, anyone? - Oh, yes. Absolutely. 451 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:56,218 Yeah. W59? What is that? 452 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,721 - Oh! - Snake bite. That's kind of exciting. 453 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,723 Whoa! That's very interesting to me. 454 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,226 I've always wanted to suck out snake venom, you know this. 455 00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:06,695 - Flaming Pepper taking the call. - Let's take it. 456 00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:07,997 Come on, baby. We're taking the call. 457 00:19:09,432 --> 00:19:11,000 Goddamn it. I'm dying. 458 00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,002 Oh, come on. 459 00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:15,271 What is it? What's going? You guys aren't snake bit, are you? 460 00:19:15,272 --> 00:19:17,740 Dee thought that was the only way we could get you guys to come up here. 461 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,441 We said it was a snake bite. 462 00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:21,277 - I was right. - Guys, this is wonderful. 463 00:19:21,278 --> 00:19:24,280 I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on here, 464 00:19:24,281 --> 00:19:26,669 but I guarantee you it's going to help me in my suit. 465 00:19:26,694 --> 00:19:30,386 I love watching all of you fail. 466 00:19:30,387 --> 00:19:32,388 Cheers. 467 00:19:34,094 --> 00:19:35,157 I got you! 468 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:37,159 What... 469 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,761 What's in that? 470 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:43,665 That is 100% juiced Carolina Reaper tea. 471 00:19:44,323 --> 00:19:45,267 I got him. 472 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,903 Got him. Reaper tea. 473 00:19:47,904 --> 00:19:49,071 Somebody... 474 00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:52,007 What's happening to me? 475 00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:54,443 Are you all right? 476 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,090 We're getting close, guys. Almost there. Just hang on. 477 00:19:57,245 --> 00:19:58,812 How we looking back there? 478 00:19:58,837 --> 00:20:00,249 He's gonna die! 479 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,817 Bamboléo. Bamboléo. Bamboléo. Bamboléo. Bamboléo. 480 00:20:01,818 --> 00:20:03,852 Dee, get those fries out of the fryer, stat. 481 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,288 It just hurts so bad. You're overspicing the food, chef. 482 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,023 What are they doing? 483 00:20:08,024 --> 00:20:10,359 - Enough with the orders. - No, no. Just one more drop. 484 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,662 He's gonna die! Order, order. 485 00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:21,737 Oh, God. It burns! Oh, shit, it burns! 486 00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:24,773 Goddamn it, Dennis. You have to yell "corner!" 487 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,309 - I can't see. - What? 488 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,144 Goddamn it! I think I overdosed on the peppers. 489 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,114 I told you this would happen, Mac. 490 00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:37,186 I can't see. Goddamn it! Goddamn you! 491 00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:45,127 Oh, fuck! 492 00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:01,143 All right, all right, all right. 493 00:21:01,144 --> 00:21:02,177 I've-I've heard enough. 494 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,113 Joyriding through the city, 495 00:21:04,114 --> 00:21:07,449 serving food without a permit in an unlicensed ambulance, 496 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,753 all while impersonating medical professionals. 497 00:21:10,754 --> 00:21:14,445 For what? Your own twisted amusement? 498 00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:16,371 What have you got to say for yourself? 499 00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:20,863 I swear there were other people there. 500 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:25,100 I was strapped into a gurney. I passed out. 501 00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:31,413 Uh, they must have put me in an EMT uniform and-and-and fled the scene. 502 00:21:33,396 --> 00:21:35,264 Thirty days, Philly Correctional. 503 00:21:35,345 --> 00:21:36,700 Next case. 504 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:44,878 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com