1 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,796 So, as you may recall, a little while back 2 00:00:16,821 --> 00:00:18,621 we had some volunteers at the school. 3 00:00:18,646 --> 00:00:20,571 Found out they were here for community service. 4 00:00:20,596 --> 00:00:21,637 I wasn't tripping. 5 00:00:21,662 --> 00:00:23,916 Four days, free labor and they were outta here. 6 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,909 But we were alerted to some additional footage, if you will. 7 00:00:26,934 --> 00:00:30,003 Turns out these clowns were up to a lot more than we knew. 8 00:00:30,104 --> 00:00:31,871 Welcome to Abbott Elementary, 9 00:00:31,896 --> 00:00:33,630 the best elementary school in the universe. 10 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:35,289 What's the deal with all the cameras? 11 00:00:35,314 --> 00:00:36,995 We have, like, a Vanderpump thing going on. 12 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,555 - Don't worry about it. - No! 13 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,245 No. I think I'll be spending my time on the other side of the camera. 14 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:42,686 - Thank you very much. - See? 15 00:00:42,711 --> 00:00:44,211 - Yeah, okay. - Totally get that. 16 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:47,899 If Caucasian Cultural Exchange is over, 17 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,011 let's get to the free work. 18 00:00:49,036 --> 00:00:49,849 You got it. 19 00:00:50,338 --> 00:00:54,319 Before we do that, could my associates and I talk? 20 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:55,500 If you wanna talk, talk. 21 00:00:55,525 --> 00:00:57,995 In private. I mean, away from the 22 00:00:58,432 --> 00:00:59,652 - Yeah. That's an issue. - The cameras. Yeah. 23 00:00:59,677 --> 00:01:01,551 - He's got a thing. Yeah. - If we could just not be near those. 24 00:01:01,575 --> 00:01:03,209 - It'll only take a second. - Frank, just go 25 00:01:03,234 --> 00:01:04,122 - Go? - Yeah. 26 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:06,737 Yeah. We'll be right Yeah. We'll be right back. 27 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:07,945 - Yeah, of course. - We'll roam around your school. 28 00:01:07,946 --> 00:01:08,763 Be happy with the dogs and whatever. 29 00:01:08,788 --> 00:01:10,505 - Yeah. - Just need a minute. 30 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,335 - What are we doing? - Go, go, go. Go. 31 00:01:13,146 --> 00:01:14,547 Close that door and lock it. 32 00:01:14,572 --> 00:01:16,862 - Okay. I got an idea. - Frank. 33 00:01:16,887 --> 00:01:18,488 Let's not make this a whole thing, please. 34 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,347 - Just a quick in and out. - The faster we get it done, 35 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,115 - the better. - I see an opportunity here. 36 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:23,736 How's a school an opportunity? 37 00:01:23,761 --> 00:01:27,611 It's not just a school. It's a gold mine. 38 00:01:28,897 --> 00:01:31,216 I can't believe these shitheads forgot they were mic'd. 39 00:01:31,419 --> 00:01:34,389 _ 40 00:01:34,413 --> 00:01:37,527 www.subtitulamos.tv 41 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:56,781 - How is a school a gold mine? - Copper piping. 42 00:01:56,806 --> 00:01:59,096 Thousands and thousands of yards of it. 43 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:01,704 And this is an old building. They use the thick kind. 44 00:02:01,729 --> 00:02:04,043 I mean, a fence would pay a fortune 45 00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:05,189 - for that stuff. - Frank. 46 00:02:05,214 --> 00:02:06,622 - What? - We're not ripping copper piping 47 00:02:06,647 --> 00:02:08,115 - out of a public school. - Well, why not? 48 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:10,105 The city's gonna make 'em do it anyway. 49 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,432 And they're gonna wind up paying for it. We'd be doing them a favor. 50 00:02:12,457 --> 00:02:14,124 Okay. Stop, stop. We're not doing this, all right? 51 00:02:14,149 --> 00:02:16,450 We're just We're gonna get through the day. Okay? 52 00:02:16,475 --> 00:02:18,610 And then we're gonna get the hell out of here. Because I... 53 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,255 My God. This coffee is sludge. 54 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,279 What's the story on the snacks? Are these free or what? 55 00:02:24,304 --> 00:02:26,806 Guys, I'm with Dennis. If I could just get this release signed, 56 00:02:26,831 --> 00:02:28,978 then we could be outta here in a week. All right? 57 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:30,670 Look, I don't wanna get lice from one of these kids. 58 00:02:30,695 --> 00:02:33,081 Did you guys know that Black people can't get lice? 59 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,456 Dee, that's, like, crazy racist. 60 00:02:35,481 --> 00:02:37,031 No, no, no. That's just science. 61 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:38,317 It's the lice who are racist. 62 00:02:38,342 --> 00:02:39,870 - All right. Hold on, hold on. - Racist lice? 63 00:02:39,895 --> 00:02:42,736 You hear this conversation? This is us digging a deeper hole. 64 00:02:42,761 --> 00:02:44,762 Let's please not do it. I'm begging you all. 65 00:02:44,787 --> 00:02:47,589 Why is this door locked? And who are you people? 66 00:02:47,614 --> 00:02:49,032 Hi. We're your volunteers. 67 00:02:49,057 --> 00:02:51,192 You're not supposed to be in here. This is the teachers' lounge. 68 00:02:51,217 --> 00:02:52,751 Then where's the volunteers' lounge? 69 00:02:52,776 --> 00:02:54,941 Actually, um, question. Sorry. 70 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,836 Are you in charge of cleaning the coffee pots? 71 00:02:56,861 --> 00:02:59,182 Because, um, they're really dirty 72 00:02:59,207 --> 00:03:00,662 and you're not doing a good job. 73 00:03:00,687 --> 00:03:01,688 What is this? 74 00:03:01,929 --> 00:03:03,830 - Quit eating that. - Yeah. Quit eating that. 75 00:03:03,855 --> 00:03:06,287 I'm not... I thought it was free. It's not free? 76 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,380 - Y'all get the hell out of here. - Get the hell out of here. 77 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,284 - Get out of here. He said. - I thought they were free. 78 00:03:10,309 --> 00:03:12,216 - Get the hell out of here. You know? - Okay. All right. 79 00:03:12,241 --> 00:03:14,571 - It's just a misunderstanding. Probably. - No. 80 00:03:14,596 --> 00:03:16,664 Guy's gonna be a problem. Take care of him. 81 00:03:16,689 --> 00:03:18,997 I can't say I'm surprised by any of this. 82 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:20,511 I mean, I liked Dee at first, 83 00:03:20,536 --> 00:03:22,511 but things got awkward when she tried to steal you. 84 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,512 That was never gonna happen. 85 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,032 Still. Safe to say I liked her less after that. 86 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,589 But it wasn't until I saw the extra footage 87 00:03:28,614 --> 00:03:31,613 that I was able to realize just how much of a 88 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:33,927 I need to say a bad word. 89 00:03:34,427 --> 00:03:35,671 - It's okay. Yeah. - Yeah? 90 00:03:35,696 --> 00:03:37,584 - I'm gonna. It's real bad. - We talked about this. Go ahead. 91 00:03:37,609 --> 00:03:40,346 How much of a total fucking cunt she was. 92 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,918 I I thought you was gonna call her a bitch. 93 00:03:43,943 --> 00:03:46,038 - No. I didn't feel that was strong enough. - Okay. 94 00:03:46,063 --> 00:03:49,505 Bitch can be a very fine dog. That is not what this woman is. 95 00:03:51,311 --> 00:03:53,713 Class, could I have your attention for one second? 96 00:03:53,788 --> 00:03:56,641 You are being taught by a genius. 97 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:58,166 And class, if I may, 98 00:03:58,358 --> 00:04:01,031 you have a genius volunteer aiding you. 99 00:04:03,317 --> 00:04:05,018 - You. You. - You. 100 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,591 - No, you. - It's definitely you. 101 00:04:06,616 --> 00:04:08,484 - Right now. One, two, three. You. - You. 102 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,973 Back up. Go. Go out there. Go out there. Go out there. 103 00:04:13,998 --> 00:04:16,633 Okay. I notice you following that one around a bunch? 104 00:04:16,658 --> 00:04:19,803 What is going on with that? I'm not picking up star vibes from her. 105 00:04:19,828 --> 00:04:20,951 She's a dud. She's a giant dud. 106 00:04:20,976 --> 00:04:23,333 But I have an idea: You follow me around, 107 00:04:23,358 --> 00:04:25,174 make me the star of whatever this is, 108 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:26,865 and I will make this shit pop. Right? 109 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:29,722 I'll steal her man. I'll expose her for the dud she is. 110 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,982 What do you think? Let's work together. 111 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:35,263 - Hey. - Hey. 112 00:04:35,288 --> 00:04:37,855 - We can't wait till you come back. - I can't wait to come back. 113 00:04:38,826 --> 00:04:40,527 My God. 114 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:43,496 I mean, what is she talking about? 115 00:04:43,521 --> 00:04:44,969 The star of the thing? What? 116 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:47,375 - I don't know. She's crazy. Yeah. - She really is crazy. 117 00:04:47,473 --> 00:04:49,474 If anything, Ava's the star. 118 00:04:49,499 --> 00:04:52,135 - Maybe Barb. - Could be me at this point. 119 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,455 - But you know - Sure. Yeah. 120 00:04:54,949 --> 00:04:55,916 Sure? 121 00:04:56,223 --> 00:04:58,949 - You don't think I've gotten-- - No. No. No, absolutely. 122 00:04:58,974 --> 00:05:00,396 - You're the star. - The focus... 123 00:05:00,421 --> 00:05:01,889 They kind of go through my interpretation of it. 124 00:05:01,914 --> 00:05:03,972 - Yeah. It's for you. Yeah. - Okay. 125 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:05,724 Well, actually, that's not what this is about. 126 00:05:05,749 --> 00:05:07,798 - No. Exactly. - 'Cause it's about the kids. 127 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:09,629 But the good news is 128 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:13,023 she was never actually attracted to Gregory at all. 129 00:05:15,168 --> 00:05:16,202 Sorry. 130 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,814 She should've been. No. 131 00:05:20,547 --> 00:05:23,409 These dumbasses couldn't even pretend to volunteer for very long. 132 00:05:23,434 --> 00:05:26,704 Day one, they tried to recruit athletes for their old high school. 133 00:05:27,801 --> 00:05:28,869 Yo. 134 00:05:29,423 --> 00:05:32,820 Hey, dude. Pfft. This place is the worst, man. 135 00:05:32,845 --> 00:05:34,999 They're, like, totally, like, trying to teach me to read and stuff. 136 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:36,872 And I'm just, like, playing along and being like, " 137 00:05:36,897 --> 00:05:38,265 You know. You can help me." 138 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:40,616 But it's just like I'm trying to kill time, you know? 139 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,375 - Like, it's so boring. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 140 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,177 - Sure. - What do they got you doing? 141 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,188 Well, they don't really have me doing anything, 142 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:47,882 but I decided to do this. 143 00:05:47,907 --> 00:05:49,335 What? What is this? 144 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,261 Well, I I grabbed a bunch of stuff from the science class 145 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:54,184 and I'm doing a science experiment here. 146 00:05:54,209 --> 00:05:55,878 - Is it coffee? - It is coffee. 147 00:05:55,903 --> 00:05:57,018 I could smell it. 148 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:58,692 It's the most amazing coffee you've ever had. 149 00:05:58,717 --> 00:06:00,618 - You wouldn't believe it. - Dude, sick. Give me a cup. 150 00:06:00,643 --> 00:06:02,125 - I'm like Walter White over here. - Yeah, absolutely. 151 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,750 - Hey, guys. - You want this one? It's ready to go. 152 00:06:03,775 --> 00:06:05,480 You would not believe the bozos they got 153 00:06:05,505 --> 00:06:06,910 as the stars of this thing. 154 00:06:06,935 --> 00:06:08,403 - Stars of what thing? - Yeah. 155 00:06:08,428 --> 00:06:10,931 Their reality show or whatever it is they got going. 156 00:06:10,956 --> 00:06:12,490 - Shit. - Shit. 157 00:06:12,515 --> 00:06:14,410 - I keep forgetting about these guys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 158 00:06:14,435 --> 00:06:16,733 - Yeah, me too. - I'm gonna use it as a launching pad. 159 00:06:16,758 --> 00:06:18,859 - I got an angle. - No, no, no. We're not doing angles, Dee. 160 00:06:18,884 --> 00:06:20,852 - What smells good? - Coffee. You gotta try it. 161 00:06:20,877 --> 00:06:21,877 - Make her one. - You want one? 162 00:06:21,902 --> 00:06:23,614 - This is a coffee? Yeah. - Yeah. 163 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:24,940 It's really slow, so I'll make you a small one. 164 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:26,832 - Raccoon on the loose. - What? 165 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:28,658 - Really? - Hey, hey. Frank, Frank. 166 00:06:28,683 --> 00:06:31,032 Yeah. I bought a racoon in to keep that janitor busy. 167 00:06:31,445 --> 00:06:33,736 - Coffee me? - Nice, dude. Good move. 168 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,228 - Yeah. - No, no. Frank, cameras. 169 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:36,639 - Yo. What's up, bitches? - Shoot. 170 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,452 Have you guys seen the talent in this school? 171 00:06:38,477 --> 00:06:41,334 No. No. What are you We're just doing the one thing, okay? 172 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,471 You guys are talking about five different things. 173 00:06:43,496 --> 00:06:45,090 For Christ's sake, you're all over the place. 174 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:46,549 What talent? What you talking about? 175 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,484 Yeah. There's kids, like, that are taller than me. 176 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,543 I say we recruit one for the basketball team at St. Joe's. 177 00:06:50,568 --> 00:06:52,663 - No, no, no. - Dude. Great idea, man. 178 00:06:52,688 --> 00:06:55,398 - They've been sucking ass, bro. - We are just doing the one thing. Okay? 179 00:06:55,423 --> 00:06:57,646 I want a I want a straight line to Friday. That's it. 180 00:06:57,671 --> 00:06:59,639 - Okay. All right. - He needs a coffee. 181 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,467 Yeah. Get him some coffee, man. Make a coffee for... 182 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:02,816 - Coffee, coffee. - Mac, try a coffee. 183 00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:04,733 - Yeah. I'll have a coffee. - It's really good. 184 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,992 It's perfectly pH-balanced. 185 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:07,586 I keep forgetting about the cameras, man. 186 00:07:07,611 --> 00:07:09,779 - I forget about them every time, dude. - Shit. Yeah. 187 00:07:12,225 --> 00:07:14,093 It is easy to forget about the cameras. 188 00:07:14,118 --> 00:07:16,386 I keep cash on me to make things "go away." 189 00:07:16,411 --> 00:07:17,978 But they took it to the next level. 190 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,182 That's a good idea. 191 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,089 Totally profit off a young basketball player. 192 00:07:25,114 --> 00:07:26,948 Like, pull a Blind Side on 'em. 193 00:07:26,973 --> 00:07:29,291 - Are you pissing in that locker? - It's the coffee. 194 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,091 - I drank so much coffee. Yeah. - It goes right through you, yeah. 195 00:07:32,116 --> 00:07:33,691 Let's do the Blind Side thing. 196 00:07:33,716 --> 00:07:35,698 Well, yeah. But I think we're not supposed to say "blind side," 197 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:36,879 - 'cause it's, like, a-- - Why? 198 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:39,165 It got frowned upon, 'cause It was, like, a white savior thing. 199 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:41,446 And I think white people aren't supposed to help Black people anymore. Right? 200 00:07:41,471 --> 00:07:43,180 No. That's a misunderstanding. 201 00:07:43,205 --> 00:07:44,274 - Okay, good. - Yeah. You see, 202 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:46,134 St. Joe's is predominantly white teams, so we're helping the basketball team. 203 00:07:46,159 --> 00:07:48,998 We're helping a white school, so it's fine. 204 00:07:49,023 --> 00:07:51,792 - Look at that one. He's tall. - Don't say "that one." I know that much. 205 00:07:51,817 --> 00:07:54,356 - Let's go get him. Let's go get him. - I meant that Black kid. 206 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:59,205 Hey, kid. Look at you. Wow. 207 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:01,532 Wow, man. We saw you in the hall. 208 00:08:01,557 --> 00:08:03,775 - We liked everything we saw. - We did. 209 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,234 What's it gonna take to convince you 210 00:08:05,259 --> 00:08:07,393 to leave a place like this and come with us? 211 00:08:07,418 --> 00:08:09,453 We may have access to a Lexus if you wanna joyride. 212 00:08:09,478 --> 00:08:11,113 - You like joyriding? - Vroom, vroom. 213 00:08:11,138 --> 00:08:13,830 What is this? What is going on here? 214 00:08:18,677 --> 00:08:19,664 Well... 215 00:08:20,745 --> 00:08:22,151 He He left. Yeah. 216 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,738 Okay, you need to leave too. 217 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:26,500 What the 218 00:08:26,525 --> 00:08:28,521 Poor Rodney. He was really freaked out. 219 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:30,127 Maybe it was Jacob interrupting them, 220 00:08:30,152 --> 00:08:31,587 or maybe it was when they found out 221 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,233 that Rodney is legally blind in one eye and can't shoot for shit. 222 00:08:34,258 --> 00:08:37,099 Don't think we didn't try. He's trash. 223 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:40,258 A basketball recruit? Thank God. 224 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,191 My mind was going to terrible places. 225 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:47,842 Anyway, they got off that idea and bounced to the next one 226 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,587 like one of those ADHD kids. 227 00:08:49,856 --> 00:08:53,125 The only thing I will say is, their coffee was fantastic. 228 00:08:54,507 --> 00:08:58,577 Okay. Got a soy almond latte for Gregory. There we go. 229 00:08:58,602 --> 00:09:01,404 - Much obliged. - Okay. And Janine. You have the 230 00:09:01,429 --> 00:09:03,530 Yeah. it was a mocha grande half-caf with a splash of-- 231 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,159 - A splash of vanilla. - Yes. 232 00:09:05,184 --> 00:09:06,551 Okay. I got you right here. 233 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:09,092 - There we go. Enjoy. Enjoy. - Thanks. Okay. Thank you. 234 00:09:09,117 --> 00:09:11,584 Katie, I remember you. 235 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,353 Super complicated order. 236 00:09:13,906 --> 00:09:15,377 I gotta say, guys. 237 00:09:15,402 --> 00:09:17,566 This experience is not as bad as I thought it would be. 238 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,051 Yeah. It's fine, you know. 239 00:09:19,076 --> 00:09:20,660 I mean, for once, laying low is maybe paying off for us. 240 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,528 No, no, no. Screw laying low. 241 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,731 I'm making a play for dingbat's guy, and it's working. 242 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,058 - No. Dee, I said no angles. What're you - Excuse me. 243 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,768 Guys, excuse me. I'm volunteering, 244 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,026 so I have to come through here. Yeah. 245 00:09:31,051 --> 00:09:33,953 Yeah. Yeah, they said that the volunteers had to come through. 246 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,409 'Cause we wouldn't normally do that. 247 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,177 We're good people. But we had to. So 248 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,512 What, bro? What? 249 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,149 Guys, I'm actually, like, really pissed at this school. 250 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,785 Like, they have no idea how to teach people, you know? Like-- 251 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,288 - What, you not learning to read? - No. It's not the reading. 252 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:50,210 I know how to read. It's 9/11, man. 253 00:09:50,235 --> 00:09:51,725 - What-What-What? - What about 9/11? 254 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:52,545 Yeah? 255 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,640 The kids don't know anything about it, man. 256 00:09:54,665 --> 00:09:56,132 - They don't know what it is. - What? 257 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,041 I heard a couple of 'em joking, 258 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,176 and they were sharing funny, like, Internet memes. 259 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,444 And they were, like, "yeah. That? I know that Internet joke thing." 260 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,651 No. 261 00:10:04,676 --> 00:10:06,443 - That's how they know it. - Okay. Hold on a second. I 262 00:10:06,468 --> 00:10:08,545 Well now I have to get involved, 'cause that's insane. 263 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:09,909 Yeah, that's kids these days. 264 00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:12,075 - 9/11 is just one giant meme to them. - Yeah, it's a big joke. 265 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,223 - It is? - Yeah. It's like Pearl Harbor. 266 00:10:14,248 --> 00:10:18,117 I mean, you know, that happens. Everybody looks the other way. 267 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,353 Now we're all buying Japanese cars. 268 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,488 And now the Arabs are buying golf from us. 269 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,290 - What? - Golf's not for sale, dude. 270 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,192 The purest sport in the history of humanity? 271 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,494 What's next, football? 272 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:29,162 - Wait a minute. - What happened to "never forget"? 273 00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:30,430 We said we weren't gonna forget. 274 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:32,198 We made an agreement to never forget. 275 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,234 We collectively made an agreement to never forget. 276 00:10:34,235 --> 00:10:36,436 Next thing you know, now the camps And just buying whatever car we want? 277 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:38,571 - I mean, what the hell is this? - We're just forgetting what happened? 278 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,206 This argument went on for way too long. 279 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:43,042 I remember every goddamn one of those attackers' names. 280 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,510 - Every goddamn one. - Of course you do. 281 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,279 - Mohamed Atta. - That guy! 282 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,047 - Marwan al-Shehhi! - Ziad Jarrah! 283 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,516 Bin Laden! He died like the dog in the dirt that he was, man! 284 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,418 - That's right, goddamn it. - That's where he belongs. 285 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,355 - The fallen fire department! - Gonna forget about the firefighters? 286 00:10:57,558 --> 00:11:00,159 These people were passionate, but dumb as shit. 287 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,096 'Cause at some point they argued themselves right into conspiracy theories. 288 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:06,432 - So it had to be a hoax. - Of course. Yes. 289 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,735 I mean, steel would not melt at that temperature. 290 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,671 I mean, take fire to steel and see if it melts. It won?t. 291 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,257 - You try it. - No, you know what? 292 00:11:13,282 --> 00:11:15,651 A missile sent by your own government is probably what it was. 293 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,577 - I read online there wasn't even a plane. - Really? 294 00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:19,445 I?m starting to think there wasn't even towers, dude. 295 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,214 - I'd never been to them. - Has anybody seen the towers? 296 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:24,050 - With your own eyes, not a picture. - Exactly. Not a picture. 297 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,252 Only seen pictures the government has shown me. 298 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,254 They're changing the weather now, do you know about this? 299 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,323 - They control the weather. - Yeah. With frogs. I saw that. 300 00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,225 - They control the weather. - Yeah, with frogs. 301 00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:34,360 - Yeah, they shoot the frogs up there. - They shoot frogs up there? 302 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,797 - They're throwing tornadoes at Florida. - Yeah. It creates a super storm. 303 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:41,027 - Crop control. - The oranges. There's too many oranges. 304 00:11:43,314 --> 00:11:45,547 I know it sounds crazy but I think at one point, 305 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,440 these people were trying to start a boy band. 306 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,809 All right. Remember to combine all three words here. 307 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,611 Darnell Lewis and Jordan Cox, 308 00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:53,446 please report to the principal?s office. 309 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:54,823 I thought it was kinda odd 310 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,417 when Ava had one of the volunteers making announcements. 311 00:11:57,418 --> 00:12:00,620 - Now, really think about-- - No. What? Actually, wait . 312 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:02,130 Yeah, sorry. Go to the bathroom. 313 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,943 No, no. Don?t tell them to go to the bathroom. 314 00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:05,517 Dennis, the acoustics are better. 315 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,142 What? Have them come to the music room. 316 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,757 Yeah. Okay, fine. Darnell and Jordan, 317 00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:10,849 please go to the music room or whatever. Thank you. 318 00:12:10,874 --> 00:12:12,478 Did you have that pushed the whole time? 319 00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:13,698 - The what? No, which What? - Keep doing your work. 320 00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:14,838 I'll be right back. 321 00:12:14,863 --> 00:12:18,115 So I had to go down there and check it out for myself. 322 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,485 - Ooh. This is what we want. - Yeah, yeah. 323 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:34,487 - This is good. - - A little pitchy at times. 324 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,356 - Very good singer. - Very nice. 325 00:12:36,357 --> 00:12:38,424 - He's a little pitchy, but it's fine. - Yeah? But 326 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,361 My main concern is he's coming off like kind of a nerd. 327 00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:43,062 You know we've already got our nerd. 328 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,635 - We need a bad boy. - We do. 329 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:47,195 Hey, Steven, would you say you?re a bad boy? 330 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,354 I don?t know. 331 00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:50,203 - You don't know? - You don't know? 332 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,804 I feel like a bad boy would know if he was bad, right? 333 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,473 - Yeah, he might. - I think so. 334 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,308 Damn it. I told Mac to get the detention list. 335 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,609 Yeah, 'cause that's how we're gonna find-- 336 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,478 Hey. Hey. How we doing? All right. 337 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,346 What's going on in here? 338 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:03,349 We're just having auditions. Well, Ava said it was okay. 339 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,380 Ava said we could use the room. 340 00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:07,406 - And we got her - Real quick, just wanna walk this back. 341 00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:10,290 Um, Ava said that it was okay for you to pull kids out of class 342 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,758 - so they could sing for you? - Yeah. 343 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:13,459 Yeah. Otherwise how we're gonna know who's the 344 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,628 It was kinda like a class. In a way, it's a music class. 345 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,498 Basically like, we're just kind of, like, hopping for kids here, 346 00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,333 and we got a pretty good collection. 347 00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,402 You know, we got a nerd and we got the boy next door. 348 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:24,470 We got the ugly one that people feel sorry for, but we 349 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,407 He's so ugly too. But he is uglier than 350 00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:28,741 Maybe too ugly. 351 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,443 - Yeah, maybe too ugly. - Now we found our bad boy. 352 00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:33,046 You see, the bad boy is the most important one. 353 00:13:33,047 --> 00:13:37,651 Because the bad boy makes the sexual component less weird. 354 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,059 Yeah. I wouldn't have said that, but 355 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:48,061 That's not why. That's not really the-- 356 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:50,229 This was some crazy shit. I didn't wanna deal with it, 357 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,364 so I took it to Ava. 358 00:13:53,739 --> 00:13:54,773 Ava. 359 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,337 - What? - The others were right. 360 00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:59,027 These volunteers have got to go. 361 00:13:59,052 --> 00:14:01,341 No. You were right. They?re amazing, and they're staying. 362 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:04,077 Shit. I might frame 'em for another crime just to get their hours up. 363 00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:05,512 What? What? No. 364 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,114 Did I ask you to stop steaming? 365 00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,357 Okay. She was right. 366 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:20,093 Between fighting teachers, pissing in lockers and the boy band thing, 367 00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,427 I should have booted their ass. 368 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,872 Because that white woman was going in. 369 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,467 What do you mean you didn?t get the fight on camera? 370 00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:28,903 What is wrong with you? 371 00:14:28,928 --> 00:14:32,281 I let that bitch kick my ass so that I could look like a victim. 372 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,474 You think I couldn't kick her 373 00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:36,709 She's tiny. I could destroy her. 374 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,145 I'd rip her hair out. 375 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,481 I'd rip this whole school bald if I wanted to, 376 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,549 but that would like some kind of hate crime 377 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,351 in the liberal media. 378 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,820 Wouldn't they just love that. No. I'm not doing it. 379 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:51,324 What's wrong with you? You call yourself a camera crew? 380 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:54,160 My God. Get your head out of your ass. 381 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,062 Nah, I?ve seen some shit. 382 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,364 But crazy white people hit different. 383 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,232 "Let me kick her ass?" 384 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:03,735 No. I am not a violent person, but 385 00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:06,233 if I wanna kick someone?s ass, I will. 386 00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:08,626 "Let me kick her ass." She said that? 387 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:11,733 No. No. And you know what? I?m not mad. 388 00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:15,562 I?m not, because I am totally over that woman, 389 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:19,152 um, because I?m a happy person. So 390 00:15:24,598 --> 00:15:26,466 I'm so sorry. I saw a mosquito. 391 00:15:29,321 --> 00:15:30,732 Yeah, in one point 392 00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:33,609 I was misled into believing they were shooting an educational video 393 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,169 in the vein of Billy Joel?s "We Didn?t Start The Fire." 394 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,304 I don?t know how the fuck they got on this. 395 00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:39,863 Bye. See youse. 396 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:43,392 Knock, knock, knock. I've got a piping hot 397 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,612 caramel macchiato for a Melissa. 398 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:47,189 That's me. 399 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,815 - There you are. - Thank you, Dennis. 400 00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:50,617 It's my pleasure. Absolutely. Hey, Go birds. 401 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,218 - Go birds. - Hey, listen. 402 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,053 Um, might I trouble you with a query? 403 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,357 On the subject of Billy Joel with the scale being, one: 404 00:15:57,358 --> 00:15:59,459 "I can?t stand his music" to ten: 405 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,428 "I think he?s the single greatest musician in the history of sound," 406 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,763 where do you place the man? 407 00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:07,173 Negative five. But you know who is a massive fan? 408 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,535 A hundred fifty. A million ten. Infinity. 409 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,404 Amazing. Okay, great. Yeah. 410 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,842 So we are actually looking to recruit teachers 411 00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,405 to help us with a little song. 412 00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:20,295 By that point, I should have known better 413 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,922 but, um, I'm a sucker for anything Billy Joel related, so 414 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,817 - Yeah. - This is really exciting, guys. 415 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,086 Okay. So here's what we're gonna do. 416 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,488 You, our modern educators, 417 00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,623 are going to sing the updated lyrics 418 00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,592 to Billy Joel's classic song, 419 00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:36,362 and we will be reenacting the iconic historical moments 420 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,764 on video at a later date. 421 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,599 My God. Can we be part of that as well? 'Cause-- 422 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,467 I feel like it wouldn't be right if you weren't. 423 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,436 - That's great. Let's get them involved. - Yeah. 424 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,737 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 425 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,205 Matter of fact, I'm gonna film the rehearsal. 426 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,440 Yeah, just shoot it. Shoot everything. 427 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,808 Okay, I'm gonna stumble through one. 428 00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:50,610 Don't worry if you get it wrong. 429 00:16:50,611 --> 00:16:52,650 - Okay. Yeah. - Let's just try it for time. Okay? Um 430 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,536 Okay. And... 431 00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:57,617 ? Caitlin Clark And Angel Reese ? 432 00:16:57,618 --> 00:16:59,833 ? Captain Sully hit some geese ? 433 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,994 ? Marijuana legalized ? 434 00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:04,073 ? Price of copper Is on the rise ? 435 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,218 ? Kaepernick takes a knee ? 436 00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:08,466 ? Ozempic cures obesity ? 437 00:17:08,491 --> 00:17:12,053 ? Y2K was overblown They shut down Guantánamo ? 438 00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:16,135 [All] ? We didn?t start the fire It was always burning ? 439 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,205 - ? Always burning ? - ? Since the world's Been turning ? 440 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,808 - ? Since the world's Been turning ? - ? We didn't start the fire ? 441 00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:25,044 - ? We didn't start the fire ? - ? It was always burning ? 442 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,180 - ? Since the world's Been turning ? - ? It's always turning ? 443 00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:28,748 ? We didn't, we didn't We didn't, we didn't ? 444 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,216 ? We didn't We didn't, we didn't ? 445 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,051 ? We didn't start the fire ? 446 00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:34,053 Actually, they did start a fire. 447 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,623 You see this? Look, it?s not even wilting. 448 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,440 Mac, that?s indestructible. 449 00:17:38,465 --> 00:17:40,336 You?re telling me that an entire building is gonna melt to the ground 450 00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:42,061 but we can?t even melt the bench? 451 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,363 I don't think so. ! 452 00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:45,632 Shit. It?s going up the wall. 453 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,600 But eventually, the whole song thing fell apart 454 00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:50,650 when they discovered something that they did not like. 455 00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:54,540 - Wow. Wow, guys. This was amazing. - Yes. 456 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,476 - Love it. You guys. - Charlie. 457 00:17:56,477 --> 00:18:00,135 Look, guys. I'm so excited and I really can't wait 458 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,348 to be a part of the reenactment. I just want to throw that out there again, 459 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,989 but I'm just curious, like, as to why you guys are doing it? 460 00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:07,420 I just was wondering. 461 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,259 - Fair. Fair. - Yeah. That's a good question. Like 462 00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:11,224 So we realized that the kids don't know anything about 9/11 really. 463 00:18:11,225 --> 00:18:12,725 It's like a joke or a meme to them. 464 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,494 And, like, "Never forget," you know? 465 00:18:14,495 --> 00:18:16,729 We said, "Never forget," and they seemed to have forgotten. 466 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,232 I love this. I mean, I love this. 467 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,401 Human beings have been educating one another 468 00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:24,137 through the method of song for generations 469 00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:27,650 that predate even the most ancient of societies. 470 00:18:27,696 --> 00:18:28,565 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 471 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,443 This particular song was instrumental, 472 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,345 - I would say, in our education - It was big for us. 473 00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:34,581 and we just felt like it was due for an update. Right. 474 00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:36,549 - It's due for an update. - Yes. 475 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,551 And I love that you guys did it almost better than Fall Out Boy, you know? 476 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,153 - With the lyric change and everything. - Yeah. 477 00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:41,680 Well then, no this is Billy Joel's song. 478 00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:46,799 No, no. The band Fall Out Boy, they already did an update 479 00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:48,073 - Yeah. - like, of this song. 480 00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,596 Changed all the lyrics and 481 00:18:49,597 --> 00:18:51,238 Who's Fall Out Boy? 482 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,600 It's an emo band that did a really good update. It was really good. 483 00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:54,668 - Okay. - Yeah. 484 00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:57,779 - I thought that's why you-- - Yeah. 485 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,606 Will you excuse us for a moment? 486 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,074 We're gonna need a 487 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,275 - We're just gonna need a minute. - Okay. 488 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,577 Is it to go listen to their version? 489 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,612 - To - No. 490 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:06,906 - No. - Okay. 491 00:19:08,104 --> 00:19:10,552 Apparently, this Fall Out Boy thing was a big deal to them. 492 00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:11,751 Son of a bitch! 493 00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,620 Every goddamn time we try a single thing 494 00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,421 this goddamn Fall Out Boy! 495 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,590 - Goddamn pricks! - Always a step ahead of us! Fuckers! 496 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,559 I mean, the Ed Hardy jeans. 497 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,627 - The spiked hair. - Yeah! 498 00:19:20,628 --> 00:19:22,629 Plus the eyeliner! That was my look. 499 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:23,630 - He stole it from me. - - It was your look, Mac! 500 00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:25,632 That has been your look! 501 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,246 - Goddamn Fall Out Boy. - - This goddamn Fall Out Boy. 502 00:19:28,475 --> 00:19:29,976 I've got nothing for this. 503 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,899 In all my years of teaching primary school, 504 00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:37,793 I have never seen a student of mine tantrum that long. 505 00:19:37,818 --> 00:19:40,299 And these were full-grown adults 506 00:19:40,324 --> 00:19:42,767 with fully-developed frontal lobes. 507 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,382 I thought they were done. 508 00:19:44,407 --> 00:19:45,941 But then, I found this video online. 509 00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:48,574 It was titled "Fall Out Boy can?t stop us." 510 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,064 ? Caitlin Clark And Angel Reese ? 511 00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:55,223 ? Captain Sully hit some geese ? 512 00:19:55,248 --> 00:19:57,391 ? Marijuana legalized ? 513 00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,465 ? Price of copper Is on the rise ? 514 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,167 ? Kaepernick takes a knee ? 515 00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:03,831 ? Ozempic cures obesity ? 516 00:20:03,856 --> 00:20:07,922 ? Y2K was overblown They shut down Guantánamo ? 517 00:20:07,947 --> 00:20:09,848 We didn?t start the ? 518 00:20:09,922 --> 00:20:11,490 I gotta hand it to these jabronis. 519 00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:13,278 'Cause I didn?t really like the original, 520 00:20:13,303 --> 00:20:15,471 'cause I felt like Billy Joel didn?t even try 521 00:20:15,504 --> 00:20:17,466 to match the lyrics to the video, 522 00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:19,174 but these guys, they milked the school 523 00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:21,918 for every minute of content they could. 524 00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:24,486 It reminded me of that verse on DMX?s "What You Want." 525 00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:27,123 "There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia." 526 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,508 I wasn?t mad at it. It was a bop. 527 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,537 Look, at the end of the day, did I like those people? 528 00:20:33,145 --> 00:20:34,252 No. I did not. 529 00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:35,487 But I will admit 530 00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:39,138 that what they did before they left was pretty nice. 531 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,602 Thank you all so much for coming here. 532 00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,728 Please enjoy a round of drinks on us. 533 00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:46,155 - Johnnie Walker Blue. - No spirits. 534 00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:48,139 Chardonnay, please. 535 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,083 Gosh, we don't have a bottle already open. 536 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,969 - Yeah. - Okay. Heineken. 537 00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:53,895 - Well, no imports though. - Yeah. 538 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,349 Jesus Christ. 539 00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,165 How about an iced tea? 540 00:20:57,850 --> 00:21:00,560 - Iced tea. - I think we have ice. 541 00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:01,761 Nope. You don?t have ice. 542 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,596 - I already checked. And - Yeah, no. 543 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,298 We're off water altogether. 544 00:21:05,299 --> 00:21:06,633 - Sorry. - We're not doing water anymore in the bar. 545 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:07,734 It's a whole thing. 546 00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:10,299 I am so sorry, but why are we here? 547 00:21:10,324 --> 00:21:11,806 - Like, what is this? - Right. 548 00:21:11,831 --> 00:21:13,358 Yes, no. Fair. Um, yeah. 549 00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:15,260 Well, listen, we just wanted to let you know 550 00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:18,644 that our experience with you really touched us. 551 00:21:18,837 --> 00:21:22,553 You know, you blindsided us with your heart 552 00:21:22,578 --> 00:21:24,246 and your care for those children. 553 00:21:24,271 --> 00:21:26,514 And while Frank is sorry that he couldn't be here today, 554 00:21:26,539 --> 00:21:30,808 he did spring for this gift for your teacher's lounge. 555 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:31,699 Mac. 556 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,566 A new espresso machine. 557 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,896 Nice, right? We don't even have one of these. 558 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,121 May you be as happy as you are caffeinated. 559 00:21:43,234 --> 00:21:45,288 Maybe they're kinda sweet. That was kinda sweet. 560 00:21:45,313 --> 00:21:46,802 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 561 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,062 It wasn?t that sweet. Come with me. 562 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:55,180 I think they lured us down to their bar so the old one could do this. 563 00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:03,208 He must?ve ripped out about a hundred feet of copper. 564 00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:05,082 But on the bright side, 565 00:22:05,107 --> 00:22:07,077 the state was gonna make us move out some old pipes, 566 00:22:07,102 --> 00:22:10,084 so actually he saved us a few grand in construction costs. 567 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,924 I?m gonna lose my job if anyone sees this, so burn those tapes. 568 00:22:19,573 --> 00:22:26,573 www.subtitulamos.tv