1 00:00:05,433 --> 00:00:06,523 This is my home. 2 00:00:06,533 --> 00:00:08,056 This is the man who raised me. 3 00:00:08,066 --> 00:00:10,556 With my brains and your passion for fashion, 4 00:00:10,566 --> 00:00:12,323 Cambridge isn't gonna know what's hit it. 5 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,556 You've no idea where your mum and dad are? 6 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:15,990 I don't even know who they are, Geordie. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,156 Leonard, I want to talk to you about your drinking. 8 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:19,456 There she goes again. 9 00:00:19,466 --> 00:00:23,666 You're a bitter, cold-hearted, ancient old bag! 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 *CREDITS* 11 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,366 What, pray, is wrong with the world? 12 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:11,033 It used to be that a man had certain inalienable rights. 13 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:16,156 A crispy roast potato with his Sunday lunch. 14 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,990 An uninterrupted snooze. 15 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,856 A beverage enjoyed without fear nor favor. 16 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:27,123 And yet here we are, 17 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:30,323 the tenets of our society 18 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:34,390 crumbling before our eyes! 19 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,056 Turning and turning in the widening gyre, 20 00:01:38,066 --> 00:01:43,233 and the falcon cannot hear the falconer. 21 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:54,990 That was a falcon! 22 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,056 Let's put the falcon to one side, shall we? 23 00:01:58,066 --> 00:02:01,523 The landlord says you've had a skinful. 24 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:03,123 He's asked you to leave multiple times, 25 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:07,523 and you've been, in his words, "belligerent." 26 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:08,890 I'm not belligerent. 27 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,990 I'm full of umbrage, yes... I'm umbracious. 28 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,223 I am umbraged, sir! 29 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:16,190 But belligerent? I don't believe so, no. 30 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,390 The landlord wants you to leave quietly. 31 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,556 If you don't leave quietly, 32 00:02:20,566 --> 00:02:24,866 I'm gonna have to arrest you. 33 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:27,700 Entirely up to you. 34 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,790 I can read it to you if you want me... 35 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,066 Let's just take them straight through. 36 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,523 What happened to you? 37 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:50,723 Port and lemon. With a whisky chaser. 38 00:02:50,733 --> 00:02:52,166 Don't laugh. 39 00:02:53,366 --> 00:02:56,056 I'm not laughing, I'm smiling sympathetically. 40 00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:57,090 Uh, this one's full of umbrage. 41 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,650 I'm full of umbrage, Jennifer. 42 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:02,756 I didn't even know what umbrage meant till an hour ago. 43 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,456 I really wish everyone would stop saying "umbrage." 44 00:03:04,466 --> 00:03:06,290 Might I say, you look lovely this evening? 45 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:07,956 Doesn't she look lovely? 46 00:03:07,966 --> 00:03:09,756 Well, you's pretty as a picture. 47 00:03:09,766 --> 00:03:12,290 - She's taken. - Oh, I don't know. 48 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,856 In the face of such genuine affection, 49 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:16,423 maybe I'm not taken after all. 50 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:17,923 What we got here, then? 51 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:19,956 Two for the drunk tank, Floyd. 52 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,690 Is it that time already? 53 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,290 - Yeah, 'fraid so. - Thursday night, innit, Floyd? 54 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:25,290 Ah, Micky. 55 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,023 Like clockwork. 56 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:28,956 You just make such a good cuppa. 57 00:03:28,966 --> 00:03:31,223 Can't tear myself away. 58 00:03:31,233 --> 00:03:33,790 Sorry, can I just clarify something? 59 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,123 Uh, drunk tank, as in... 60 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,056 - The tank for drunks. - Yeah. 61 00:03:37,066 --> 00:03:38,390 You're going in the cells, son. 62 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,490 Oh, that's a very kind offer. 63 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,556 But I can make my way home from here. 64 00:03:42,566 --> 00:03:44,123 That's not how it works, Leonard. 65 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:45,533 You're under arrest. 66 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,756 Well, can't you just unarrest me? 67 00:03:48,766 --> 00:03:50,223 Nice try. 68 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:52,956 - I'll get the kettle on. - Sit down. 69 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,933 Larry! 70 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,790 - And shut up! - Now who's full of umbrage? 71 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,156 His address is probably Umbrage Wells. 72 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,956 - Umbrage Well... - Yeah, do you get it? 73 00:04:04,966 --> 00:04:07,090 Unless there's anything else, 74 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,790 Miss Scott, I am off 75 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,933 to reacquaint myself with my slippers. 76 00:04:12,366 --> 00:04:14,833 And a nice cold pint. 77 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:20,356 Might I preface this by saying 78 00:04:20,366 --> 00:04:23,266 I did absolutely nothing wrong. 79 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,600 _ 80 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,590 Aren't you gonna get that? 81 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,690 No. 82 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:50,990 Do you want me to get it? 83 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,623 No. 84 00:04:52,633 --> 00:04:53,656 It's her, isn't it? 85 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:54,790 - Who? - Meg. 86 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,623 The bishop's daughter. 87 00:04:56,633 --> 00:05:00,990 Oh, Meg... she's lovely! Answer it, then. 88 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,190 We don't know it's her. 89 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,323 Well, we'll never know now. 90 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,923 Why are you avoiding her? 91 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,823 She's marriage material, that one. 92 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,233 I'm not avoiding her. 93 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:16,733 That poor girl. 94 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:23,056 - Vicarage. - Alphy? 95 00:05:23,066 --> 00:05:24,600 Where's Cathy and Mrs. C.? 96 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:28,990 They're right there, aren't they? 97 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,423 Yup. 98 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:33,723 Don't react when I tell you this. 99 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,266 We've just arrested Leonard. 100 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,090 Yeah, yeah, a pint would be lovely. 101 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,700 It's Geordie. 102 00:05:47,566 --> 00:05:50,133 What's up with you? 103 00:05:53,966 --> 00:05:56,123 Are you sulking? 104 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:58,023 No. 105 00:05:58,033 --> 00:06:00,723 He said, sulkily. 106 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:04,156 Leonard threw the glass with the drink. 107 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,423 It hurt, as it happens. 108 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:09,333 Poor baby... let me kiss it better. 109 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,390 Pictures? 110 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,790 I've got paperwork to do now, haven't I? 111 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,290 "What Every Woman Wants" is on at 10:00. 112 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,756 - Ha. - Ha? 113 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:26,156 "What Every Woman Wants." 114 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:27,566 If only I had a bloody clue. 115 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,323 Where's Leonard? 116 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:34,756 In the cells. 117 00:06:34,766 --> 00:06:36,923 Starting to think he's onto something, you know. 118 00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:39,490 Swearing off the ladies. 119 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,856 ? The pipes are calling ? 120 00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:46,090 - Pockets, Micky! - ? From glen to glen ? 121 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,256 - Come on, join in. - ? And down the mountainside ? 122 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:49,723 I won't, if you don't mind. 123 00:06:49,733 --> 00:06:51,756 He's very good at the harmonies. 124 00:06:51,766 --> 00:06:55,256 ? The summer's gone ? 125 00:06:55,266 --> 00:06:58,956 ? And all the roses ? 126 00:06:58,966 --> 00:07:01,290 ? Falling ? 127 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,156 ? It's you, it's you... ? No, it's you... it's you! 128 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:07,323 - Me? - Yeah, you must go... come on, son. 129 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:08,523 Alphy! 130 00:07:08,533 --> 00:07:12,490 Micky, this is my lovely friend, Alphy. 131 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,856 Oh, hello, Alphy! 132 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,833 - Can't stop, I'm afraid! - Yeah, sleep tight, son. 133 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:19,666 What's happened? 134 00:07:20,866 --> 00:07:22,190 I'm a little bit tipsy. 135 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,633 He's a little bit more than a little bit tipsy. 136 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:29,423 Oh, we've had you in before, I see. 137 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:31,033 Bit of slap and tickle with a fella. 138 00:07:32,066 --> 00:07:33,823 Hey! Shut your mouth! Leonard! 139 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,990 No, he wants to start something. 140 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,556 I don't, son... not at all. 141 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:39,290 Don't call me son! 142 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,290 Don't you dare call me son! 143 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,623 Leonard... 144 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,123 No harm meant. 145 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:45,833 - Just saying. - In, now. 146 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,033 I'm not his bloody son. 147 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:16,123 Say sorry to the landlord, you can come home with me now. 148 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:18,200 I'm not apologizing. 149 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,756 What, you'd rather sleep here? 150 00:08:21,766 --> 00:08:24,990 I'm taking a moral stance. 151 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,600 Against what? 152 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,756 I forget. 153 00:08:29,766 --> 00:08:31,790 Leonard, I'm worried about you. 154 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,666 Let me be, Alphy. 155 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:38,233 I just wish everyone would let me be for once. 156 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:53,456 Oi, Floyd. 157 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,256 You couldn't get my dad down here, could you? 158 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:59,156 Get some shut-eye, Micky. 159 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,456 I need my inhaler. 160 00:09:00,466 --> 00:09:02,256 Well! 161 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:04,090 There's a life lesson in there, ain't there, Micky? 162 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,990 I'm sorry about my friend. 163 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,290 Ah, it's just the booze talking. 164 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,333 Don't worry, I've had worse. 165 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,856 Please, Floyd! 166 00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:16,990 I really need my inhaler. 167 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,333 I can't cope in small spaces. 168 00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:53,090 He's not been right. 169 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,423 Not for a long while. 170 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:57,423 I just put it down to him missing Daniel. 171 00:09:57,433 --> 00:10:01,323 He's been drinking, a lot. 172 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:04,790 - People in glass houses and all that. - Oh, yeah. 173 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,023 I don't know. 174 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,556 Something's... 175 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:10,556 Something's not right. 176 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,790 Daniel's away... he's bored. 177 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,823 He has a few too many. 178 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,223 And before he knows it, 179 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:17,990 he's throwing port and lemon over a copper. 180 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,833 Happens to the best of us. 181 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:23,990 Not out tonight? 182 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,190 Nope. 183 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,390 How's Meg? 184 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,590 She's fine. 185 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,123 You've gone off her, haven't you? 186 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:32,423 - I haven't gone off her. - What's wrong with her? 187 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,890 Too attractive? Too interesting? 188 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,290 Too in love with you? 189 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,690 Who said anything about love? 190 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,766 I have a theory, if you want to hear. 191 00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:44,790 It's that letter from your mam. 192 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,956 Schrödinger's letter, I'm calling it. 193 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,490 - After Schrödinger's cat. - Schrödinger's cat, I know. 194 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,156 It's a paradox, you see? 195 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,023 If you don't open it, 196 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:59,156 what your mam says can either be something you want to hear, 197 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,890 like, you were loved, 198 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:04,356 or something you don't want to hear, 199 00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:06,766 like, she's glad to see the back of you. 200 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:09,456 Nice... thanks. 201 00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:11,900 Until you open it, you are stuck. 202 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:16,256 In a bind, no answers. 203 00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:17,856 - No chance of moving forward. - Pub? 204 00:11:17,866 --> 00:11:22,023 Ah, deflection... it's interesting. 205 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:24,156 Or maybe it has nothing to do with the letter 206 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,866 and I just don't fancy seeing Meg tonight. 207 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,300 Sir? 208 00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,966 Help! 209 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,256 Help! 210 00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:23,756 Please, somebody! 211 00:12:23,766 --> 00:12:26,023 Somebody! 212 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,666 Help! 213 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,923 It feels wrong. 214 00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:38,956 Leaving Leonard. 215 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,523 Oh, let him sleep on it. 216 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,256 Be as meek as a lamb come morning. 217 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:44,123 - I was first. - No, I was first! Back off. 218 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,323 You back off! 219 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:48,156 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 220 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,256 Well, he pushed in the queue. 221 00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:51,556 Oh, you bloody pushed in. 222 00:12:51,566 --> 00:12:53,556 British people who don't like queues. 223 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:55,456 Well, there's a first. 224 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,566 Back in your corners, gents. 225 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,556 Is it a full moon or something? 226 00:13:01,566 --> 00:13:03,456 Oh, just another thread in the rich tapestry 227 00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:04,923 that is Thursday night in the nick... good night. 228 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:07,723 - Night. - Sorry, boss. 229 00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,856 Are we going to the pictures or not? 230 00:13:09,866 --> 00:13:12,056 We could do that, Jennifer, yes. 231 00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:14,923 We could go every night, 232 00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,856 you and me, watching films. 233 00:13:16,866 --> 00:13:18,923 Endless films, for all eternity. 234 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:20,900 Was that a yes or a no? 235 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,356 - Proposed again? - Probably. 236 00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:32,390 Excuse me. 237 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,123 My son, Micky Goodwin, daft sod, forgot his inhaler. 238 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:37,523 He's got a weak chest, you see. 239 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,156 He doesn't get it from his mother's side, 240 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,733 if you gather my meaning. 241 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,190 She's a big girl. 242 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,923 - Yeah, we, we got that, Mr. Goodwin. - Donny, yeah. 243 00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:49,023 Well, you could go ahead and get the beers in, and... 244 00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:51,023 Oh, I could. 245 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,623 But it's your round. 246 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:57,056 Help! 247 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:59,856 Please, somebody! 248 00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:01,766 I need help! 249 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:03,823 I need help! 250 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,600 Please! 251 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,423 I don't know what happened. 252 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,456 - Floyd? - He's gone. 253 00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:14,590 I think he's gone. 254 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,056 Help! I can't breathe! 255 00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,766 Micky? 256 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,956 I can't wake him. 257 00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,456 He won't wake up. 258 00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:25,456 I need my dad... I, I can't breathe! 259 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:26,690 I've got your inhaler here, Micky. 260 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,990 Micky? Micky! 261 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,656 Micky... we need to get him out of here, now! 262 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:33,590 - Where's the key, Leonard? - I don't know, I... 263 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,724 My dad! I want my dad! 264 00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:37,090 Okay, I'm gonna get him now, okay? Just... 265 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,123 - Floyd should have a key. - I can't see it! 266 00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,723 Larry, keys to the cells, where are they? 267 00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,156 - Floyd has 'em. - I think Floyd's dead. 268 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,190 What?! 269 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,190 Is it Micky? 270 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,690 He can't breathe. 271 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,123 There you go. 272 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,123 - Which one? - He's this way. 273 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,356 I don't know which one! 274 00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:51,490 Try his pocket, maybe. 275 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,423 - Dad! - All right. 276 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,523 You're all right, you daft bugger. 277 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:55,690 Deep breaths, all right? 278 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,756 - Get him out of here! - It's one of these, boss. 279 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,256 Oh, for goodness' sake. 280 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,423 - I'll call for an ambulance. - All right. 281 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,223 All right, deep breaths, all right? Okay? 282 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:04,223 - Have you found it, Leonard? - There's no key. 283 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:05,590 There has to be! 284 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,900 Look, I'm telling you, there's no bloody key! 285 00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:09,723 - Bloody hell! - Okay, okay, I got it. 286 00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:11,223 Get him out! He needs to get out! 287 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:12,790 Yeah, we're trying! 288 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,933 All right? Nice and calm. 289 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,090 Just hang on, Micky. 290 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,066 Hang on, Micky. 291 00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:25,100 Deep breaths... that's my boy. 292 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,556 I passed out. 293 00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:53,266 I don't know, something must've woken me and... 294 00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:55,566 And what? 295 00:15:57,866 --> 00:15:59,333 And he was just there. 296 00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:04,556 Maybe Floyd came in to check on Leonard and had a heart attack. 297 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,023 - Alphy. - Or a stroke, maybe. 298 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,390 You saw the bruises. 299 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,500 It wasn't a stroke. 300 00:16:11,566 --> 00:16:14,090 How much did you have to drink this evening? 301 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,290 I don't remember, exactly. 302 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,300 Well, the barman said it was a dozen or more. 303 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,656 Surprised you're still standing. 304 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:26,223 Are you really going to start lecturing me, Alphy Kottaram? 305 00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:27,490 I'm worried about you, Leonard. 306 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,233 No, you're judging me. 307 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,300 Is it Daniel? Has something happened? 308 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,666 My father died. 309 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,133 Leonard, I'm... 310 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,466 I'm sorry. 311 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,990 Why didn't you tell us? 312 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,300 He didn't love me, I didn't love him... there wasn't much to say. 313 00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:00,666 - Did you go to the funeral? - I don't want to talk about it. 314 00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:06,166 Do you remember threatening Floyd? 315 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,356 No. 316 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:12,133 He made reference to your previous arrest. 317 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,533 - I don't remember. - He called you "son." 318 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,656 Did he? 319 00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:22,056 You were angry with him. 320 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:24,366 I really don't remember, Geordie. 321 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,790 Rent six days a week. 322 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,756 Electric, gas. 323 00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:36,056 Staff, till, signage. 324 00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,690 Advertising. 325 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,200 - Stock. - Stock. 326 00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:43,790 What's the grand total? 327 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,033 Brace yourself, Sylvia. 328 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,023 Christ on a bike. 329 00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:55,723 Well, it was a nice idea, wasn't it? 330 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:58,190 Passed the time. 331 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,923 Till reality hit us smack bang in the gob. 332 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,290 Don't hate me. 333 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,090 I might've done a silly thing. 334 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,933 How silly? 335 00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:14,523 I've got us a meeting with the bank manager about a loan. 336 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:17,190 Women can't get loans, Sylvia. 337 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:22,256 It's not strictly us who'll be getting it. 338 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,090 It's a Mr. Colin Chapman. 339 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,823 Who's he? 340 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,156 I made him up. 341 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,990 That's fraud, Sylvia! 342 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,823 I was thinking we could go in disguise. 343 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,433 I rather suit a trilby. 344 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:37,833 What if that's the bank? 345 00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,266 What if they're onto us? 346 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,690 Vicarage. 347 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,523 Cathy. 348 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,490 Where's Mrs. C.? 349 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,090 She's right there, isn't she? 350 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,656 Yup. 351 00:18:56,666 --> 00:19:00,290 Don't react when I tell you this. 352 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,490 Leonard's in a bit of trouble. 353 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,023 Leonard's in trouble. 354 00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,223 I'll get my coat. 355 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:06,390 Cathy, I said don't tell her. 356 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,866 When did I ever listen to anything you say? 357 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,923 Contacted his family? 358 00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:21,756 Wife died years ago. 359 00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:24,690 I spoke to his sister, though. 360 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,656 Poor bugger. 361 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,366 Less than a year from retirement. 362 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:36,000 Hands around the throat, pressure on the windpipe. 363 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,023 Somebody squeezed the life out of him. 364 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,690 This door was locked when we arrived. 365 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,190 So? 366 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,023 So maybe someone stole Floyd's key, 367 00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:49,556 and then maybe, maybe they 368 00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:51,666 locked him in here, but from the outside. 369 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,166 Floyd's key. 370 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:06,456 There were only two people in this cell, 371 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,323 and only one of them came out alive. 372 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,690 Leonard doesn't have it in him... you know he doesn't. 373 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,833 We all have it in us, Alphy. 374 00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:17,466 Every single one of us. 375 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,823 I didn't see nothing. 376 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,190 Anything, Micky. 377 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,990 I didn't see anything. 378 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,890 He's not one for schooling, this one. 379 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,190 Marilyn Monroe could've walked past. 380 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,490 I'd have been none the wiser. 381 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,590 Did you hear anything? 382 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,290 I couldn't catch my breath. 383 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,556 That's all I was thinking about, breathing in, breathing out. 384 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:37,990 You didn't hear Floyd opening the door? 385 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,656 Um, I heard the door go 386 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:44,556 and I heard a gurgling sound. 387 00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:47,756 - Gurgling? - Yeah, like someone couldn't breathe. 388 00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:49,900 It made me panic even more. 389 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,566 I thought it might've been that nice fella I came in with. 390 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,033 Wait here, you two. 391 00:20:59,100 --> 00:20:59,999 Cuppa? 392 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,090 Cuppa? 393 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,323 Well, we've missed the 10:00 showing now, 394 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,223 and the 11:00, so yes, please. 395 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,133 You do say "yes" sometimes, then. 396 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:11,056 Oh, just a stab in the dark here, Larry. 397 00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:12,123 Is this about the proposal? 398 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,090 Proposals, plural. 399 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,556 We've been over and over this. 400 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:20,590 So I should be fine with it, then, should I? 401 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,290 The woman I love doesn't want to marry me? 402 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,056 I do want to marry you, I... 403 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,756 But you're not going to. 404 00:21:26,766 --> 00:21:28,256 I would rather we didn't do this at work. 405 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:30,690 We're not doing it anywhere, as far as I can bloody see. 406 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,823 Larry, keep your voice down. 407 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:32,823 Sorry! 408 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,390 Little Miss Perfect. 409 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:40,223 With your perfect dresses, perfect hair, 410 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,923 and your face. 411 00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:45,790 Just being all perfect. 412 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,400 But on the inside, you know what you are? 413 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,923 You're mean. 414 00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:54,600 Mean and cold, and you've got no bloody heart. 415 00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:01,666 - Are you gonna cry? - No. 416 00:22:02,966 --> 00:22:04,523 You are, aren't you? You're gonna cry. 417 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:07,890 How can I? 418 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:10,000 I've got no heart. 419 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,690 Oh, are you all right, love? 420 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,800 Yes, thank you. 421 00:22:18,566 --> 00:22:19,823 Where's Leonard? 422 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,490 If you'll just take a seat... 423 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,433 - No! - Absolutely not. 424 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,900 Wait. 425 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,723 It's Floyd's. 426 00:22:32,733 --> 00:22:35,466 It was in your cell. 427 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,023 So it could only be me. 428 00:22:39,033 --> 00:22:40,856 That's what you think. 429 00:22:40,866 --> 00:22:44,056 I tried to stop 'em... sorry. 430 00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:45,590 Oh, bringing in the big guns, are we? 431 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,790 I thought we weren't talking. 432 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,323 - You're my boy, Leonard. - She's scared for you. 433 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,490 Could you give us a minute, please? 434 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:54,656 Why aren't we talking, Mrs. C.? 435 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,856 You know why. 436 00:22:56,866 --> 00:22:59,356 No, I don't, I... 437 00:22:59,366 --> 00:23:01,766 I can't remember. 438 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,090 We had a tiff. 439 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,090 You called me things. 440 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,966 What kind of things? 441 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,800 A bitter, cold-hearted, ancient old bag. 442 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,633 If I can say that to someone I love and not recall a thing... 443 00:23:26,366 --> 00:23:30,090 What if there isn't another explanation? 444 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:34,023 What if I put my hands around that man's throat? 445 00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:36,733 What if I squeezed the life out of him? 446 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,856 - We've missed something. - Alphy... 447 00:23:51,866 --> 00:23:53,690 We have to have missed something. 448 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,056 I don't like to think it, either, 449 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:56,123 but we have to, don't we? 450 00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:58,723 Leonard was drunk. 451 00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:02,456 He's grieving. 452 00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:04,433 He's angry. 453 00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:11,266 Geordie. 454 00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:16,233 There's something down his throat. 455 00:24:23,266 --> 00:24:24,256 See? 456 00:24:24,266 --> 00:24:26,466 Well, bugger me. 457 00:24:46,766 --> 00:24:49,123 Betting slip. 458 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:51,423 Well, does that seem like Leonard to you? 459 00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:53,923 Now, a drunken argument gets out of hand, maybe, but... 460 00:24:53,933 --> 00:24:56,156 Shoving this down his throat. 461 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,433 Leonard wouldn't do that. 462 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,323 This evening's paper... race results 463 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,166 you asked for. 464 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,556 - What have you done? - Made her cry. 465 00:25:14,566 --> 00:25:15,923 Larry! 466 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,056 Miss Scott cries? 467 00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:18,923 Yeah, news to me, too. 468 00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:22,223 The race was at 4:15... Jezebel. 469 00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:24,390 Jezebel, Jezebel... 470 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,023 Newmarket. 471 00:25:27,033 --> 00:25:30,756 Came first at ten to one. 472 00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:32,923 - That's good odds. - That's good odds. 473 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,356 So, Floyd placed a bet and wins big... 474 00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:37,490 Waight's is the bookie's on Bridge Street. 475 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,223 The betting shop is here. 476 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:43,056 - Where did you pick up Leonard? - The Mitre. 477 00:25:43,066 --> 00:25:45,356 Right next door. 478 00:25:45,366 --> 00:25:47,600 Where I picked up Micky, too. 479 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:52,100 - Micky was at the Mitre? - He could barely walk straight. 480 00:25:53,233 --> 00:25:56,323 What if Floyd placed a bet, got his winnings, 481 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,823 what if he went next door to the Mitre, 482 00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:01,090 crowing about his good luck... 483 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:04,023 What if Micky killed him for the winnings? 484 00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:05,656 That's a lot of what-ifs. 485 00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,390 Micky was locked in his cell. 486 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,256 Well, Donny, then. 487 00:26:09,266 --> 00:26:11,223 Donny wasn't even in the building. 488 00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:14,633 You can't just fling about accusations, Alphy. 489 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:23,733 I'd just apologize, hm? 490 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:28,833 I would, if I thought it'd make any difference. 491 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,656 Larry scooped you up at the Mitre. 492 00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,766 You know he did. Less of the lip. 493 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,323 Sorry... yes, I was at the Mitre. 494 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,656 Did you see Floyd there? 495 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:55,823 I was reading. 496 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:57,323 Any talk of horses? 497 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,023 Horses? 498 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,856 Kurt Vonnegut rather trumped 499 00:27:00,866 --> 00:27:03,023 what anyone else was saying. 500 00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:05,166 Micky was in the pub. 501 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:09,733 - Was he? - Just start from when you got there. 502 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,356 It was quiet. 503 00:27:18,366 --> 00:27:22,066 I went to my usual, my usual table. 504 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,133 I got my book out. 505 00:27:27,033 --> 00:27:30,356 We're at the final stretch now, the field is tight. 506 00:27:30,366 --> 00:27:32,423 Peeper Day is neck and neck with Jezebel, 507 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:34,490 but it's Jezebel who's looking strong here... Go on, go on. 508 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,966 The wireless was on. 509 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:38,490 The racing? 510 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,290 Men were shouting... they were excited. 511 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:42,856 What were they shouting? 512 00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:44,656 - She's going to do it. - Go on! 513 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:46,123 Go on, love, go on, yes, move! 514 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:49,390 Yes! Get in, my girl! 515 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,400 - What you done, Floyd? - Ah, took a punt. 516 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,566 Was inspired by your missus as it happens, Donny. 517 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,823 Jezebel. 518 00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:59,190 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 519 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,190 Jezebel... the, the horse was called Jezebel. 520 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,856 Donny was there? 521 00:28:03,866 --> 00:28:06,300 Micky's dad? 522 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:16,890 I think you're onto something with the disguise. 523 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:19,456 How'd you feel about a fake moustache? 524 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:21,533 Got one of my own, thank you. 525 00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:27,100 So do I, in a certain light. 526 00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:36,400 I noticed. 527 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:41,223 That Leonard was having too many. 528 00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:43,400 I didn't say anything. 529 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,933 We all noticed. 530 00:28:48,466 --> 00:28:50,533 We all didn't say anything. 531 00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,800 He's a fragile boy. 532 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,256 My lot, three girls. 533 00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:00,900 The one that worries me the most is the boy. 534 00:29:02,666 --> 00:29:04,200 We talk. 535 00:29:05,366 --> 00:29:06,723 Women talk. 536 00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:10,456 They don't talk. 537 00:29:10,466 --> 00:29:12,456 Why is that? 538 00:29:12,466 --> 00:29:15,690 They're petrified they'll start crying and never stop. 539 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,933 And they think we're the delicate ones. 540 00:29:21,033 --> 00:29:23,690 False moustache could work wonders, you know. 541 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:26,066 That and the trilby. 542 00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:32,300 Mr. Colin Chapman at your service. 543 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,256 You knew Floyd. 544 00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:50,523 Well, I wouldn't say "knew" him. 545 00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:51,700 We drank at the same pub. 546 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,090 And you didn't think to mention it. 547 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:55,256 You never asked. 548 00:29:55,266 --> 00:29:57,823 Floyd won on a horse. 549 00:29:57,833 --> 00:29:59,256 Yeah, and didn't we know it? 550 00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:01,233 Made ten quid, didn't even buy us a drink. Nope. 551 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,400 Is that what the fight was about? 552 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,323 He called my missus a Jezebel. 553 00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:10,223 Yeah, Dad showed him a thing or two. 554 00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:12,656 Quite right, son, quite right. 555 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:14,723 Fisticuffs in the pub. 556 00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:17,500 An hour later, Floyd's dead. 557 00:30:18,966 --> 00:30:20,223 What, you think it's us? 558 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:21,700 Is it? 559 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:25,090 Well, I was in one cell, Floyd was dead in another. 560 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:28,100 And I wasn't even here... who do you think I am, Houdini? 561 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,890 Is that the fella that works in the chip shop? 562 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,090 You think me and this lump is up to murder? 563 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:36,200 You're reaching there, fellas. 564 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,123 Thank you. 565 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,456 I'm not usually this ridiculous. 566 00:31:00,466 --> 00:31:03,190 I am... most days. 567 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,190 But then I have got kids. 568 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,233 I just have a rather irritating man. 569 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,456 Sometimes I don't know why I bother. 570 00:31:10,466 --> 00:31:11,890 Because you love him? 571 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,290 Well, there is that, of course. 572 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:19,856 Because he's kind and sweet and handsome? 573 00:31:19,866 --> 00:31:22,933 Aw! Look at that little face. 574 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,790 I love this job. 575 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,256 If I have to leave it and become a housewife... 576 00:31:29,266 --> 00:31:30,690 You'll end up inside for murder? 577 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,556 Without a doubt. 578 00:31:32,566 --> 00:31:35,223 There's still so much I haven't told him. 579 00:31:35,233 --> 00:31:37,790 Ah, deep dark secrets. 580 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,856 We all have those. 581 00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:41,356 I bet even he has. 582 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,256 I don't think so. 583 00:31:43,266 --> 00:31:45,390 No, maybe not. 584 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,066 Larry... with me? 585 00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:53,123 Have you told Geordie all of your secrets? 586 00:31:53,133 --> 00:31:55,100 He don't know the half of it. 587 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,590 All right, Cathy? 588 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,700 Lovely, thanks. 589 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,000 Gotta keep a little mystique. 590 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:14,756 Right. 591 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,423 You're Leonard, you're Micky, I'm Floyd with the key. 592 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:18,923 You've lost me already. 593 00:32:18,933 --> 00:32:21,656 Oh, it's a locked room mystery. 594 00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:23,190 A fictional device. 595 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,390 A man gets murdered, 596 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,490 and seemingly impossibly, 597 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,533 his murderer escapes. 598 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,323 Just get in the cell, Larry. 599 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:36,723 So, Micky's in his cell. 600 00:32:36,733 --> 00:32:40,023 Now, Floyd puts Leonard in his cell, hm? 601 00:32:40,033 --> 00:32:42,033 Things I do for this job. 602 00:32:45,433 --> 00:32:47,633 Right, so Floyd still has the key. 603 00:32:49,766 --> 00:32:53,390 So maybe Micky calls him over 604 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,900 and tries to grab the key through the hatch. 605 00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:59,366 - Didn't hear a word of that. - Just try and grab the key. 606 00:33:01,633 --> 00:33:02,890 No chance. 607 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,233 Okay, so for some reason... 608 00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:08,700 For some reason, Floyd goes into the cell. 609 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:11,556 'Cause Micky's breathing funny. 610 00:33:11,566 --> 00:33:14,500 Yes, of course! Micky's breathing funny. 611 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:17,466 Okay, so Floyd lets himself in. 612 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,890 Micky strangles Floyd. 613 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:21,890 Larry! 614 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,890 This is pretend. Sorry. 615 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,900 Micky takes the key. 616 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,590 And drags Floyd's body into the hall. 617 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,790 Now Micky uses the key to unlock Leonard's cell. 618 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,200 Exactly. 619 00:33:37,566 --> 00:33:38,556 You took your time. 620 00:33:38,566 --> 00:33:40,590 Leonard's asleep. 621 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,033 Then Micky drags Floyd's body in. 622 00:33:46,033 --> 00:33:47,523 Micky leaves, 623 00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:48,933 locking the door behind him. 624 00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:53,366 And then locks himself back in his cell. 625 00:33:57,266 --> 00:33:58,823 That works, doesn't it? 626 00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:01,390 No. 627 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,633 We found the key in here. 628 00:34:06,033 --> 00:34:07,066 Right... start again. 629 00:34:46,966 --> 00:34:49,633 There's no way Micky did it, is there? 630 00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:54,623 - Maybe we have to consider... - Look, Leonard is sad. 631 00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:56,566 He's not violent. 632 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,523 You know it upsets me, Geordie. 633 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,590 What does? 634 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,133 That he didn't feel he could talk to us. 635 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:38,023 I really am sorry about your dad. 636 00:35:38,033 --> 00:35:40,133 What is this? 637 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,590 Look, we, we thought we should talk. 638 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,833 About, you know, feelings. 639 00:35:49,966 --> 00:35:52,123 You want to talk about feelings? 640 00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:53,856 Not really. 641 00:35:53,866 --> 00:35:55,856 But we're waiting on the postmortem, 642 00:35:55,866 --> 00:35:57,700 and Alphy said we should. 643 00:35:59,233 --> 00:36:00,290 How you feeling about your dad? 644 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,323 Fantastic. 645 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,490 Over the moon. 646 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:04,690 Leonard. 647 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,300 We weren't close. 648 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,323 Why not? 649 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,990 I'm a homosexual, Alphy. 650 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,100 Well, I imagine that's not the only reason. 651 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:19,223 Let's just say our relationship went south when... 652 00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:21,800 Come to think of it, I'm not sure it was ever north. 653 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:27,466 What about your father, Geordie? 654 00:36:30,033 --> 00:36:31,366 He was a bastard. 655 00:36:32,366 --> 00:36:33,356 Well, thanks for sharing. 656 00:36:33,366 --> 00:36:35,023 And when he died, 657 00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:36,990 I bawled my eyes out. 658 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,690 I'm not sure why... was glad to see the back of him. 659 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:42,156 Maybe you cried for the father you wish he'd been. 660 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,533 Well, maybe... I don't know. 661 00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:46,090 Is that why you've been drinking? 662 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,090 I thought we were talking about feelings. 663 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,156 You're grieving for the father you didn't have? 664 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:53,166 I don't know about that, it's just... 665 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,266 It's the only moment of respite I can find. 666 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:03,000 Not the first drink. 667 00:37:04,366 --> 00:37:06,366 Not even the third. 668 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:10,933 But if you have enough, then, suddenly... 669 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,033 Peace? 670 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,900 For a short while. 671 00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:19,423 Go on, then, Alphy. 672 00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:21,366 What's your sob story? 673 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,123 Your dad was an accountant, wasn't he? 674 00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:28,366 It's all right, Geordie... it's fine. 675 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,666 I was a foundling. 676 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:35,423 I'm so sorry, I, I... 677 00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:36,723 I had no idea. 678 00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:38,356 Why would you? 679 00:37:38,366 --> 00:37:40,390 If you don't want to talk about it, I... 680 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,023 No, no, it, it's fine. 681 00:37:42,033 --> 00:37:44,023 I don't, I don't mind. 682 00:37:44,033 --> 00:37:45,756 Do you know who your parents are? 683 00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:47,190 No. 684 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,723 I was brought up by a vicar called Potts. 685 00:37:52,733 --> 00:37:54,923 He was my family. 686 00:37:54,933 --> 00:37:58,590 I was loved, I was... 687 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,400 Happy... I am happy, so... 688 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,833 Leonard, why are you drinking so much? 689 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,933 My father didn't want me. 690 00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:16,256 At the funeral. 691 00:38:16,266 --> 00:38:19,833 Specifically instructed that I wasn't there. 692 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,390 It's fine, I... 693 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,090 I'm fine with it. 694 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,056 I was a disappointment to him. 695 00:38:28,066 --> 00:38:29,823 All my life, I've known that. 696 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:31,090 You're not a disappointment. 697 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,766 No, I am... I'm a... 698 00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:38,623 I am, I'm a disappointment. 699 00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:42,290 Leonard, you are the kindest, bravest man I have ever met. 700 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:45,700 But if your own father can't find something in you to love... 701 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:49,523 That's his fault. 702 00:38:49,533 --> 00:38:51,500 Not yours. 703 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:56,956 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 704 00:38:56,966 --> 00:38:58,190 Don't be sorry. 705 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,823 Can we talk about something else, please? 706 00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,933 I think my son hates me. 707 00:39:04,466 --> 00:39:06,123 David doesn't hate you... why would you say that? 708 00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,356 I caught him fooling about with, um, 709 00:39:08,366 --> 00:39:13,223 things, clothes, that didn't belong to him. 710 00:39:13,233 --> 00:39:16,033 I lost my temper. 711 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,056 Am I a good dad? 712 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,690 You love him, don't you? 713 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:22,423 I'd kill for him. 714 00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:24,333 There you go, then. 715 00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:28,666 But what if I end up driving him away, like my dad did me? 716 00:39:30,033 --> 00:39:31,123 Just tell him you love him. 717 00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:33,223 What, just like that? "I love you"? 718 00:39:33,233 --> 00:39:35,656 He wants your approval, Geordie. 719 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:39,656 I'd have given the world for my father to have said, 720 00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:41,590 "I love you." 721 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,233 Just one time. 722 00:39:55,066 --> 00:39:57,533 What if that's what this is about? 723 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:03,633 What if Micky did all of this for his dad's approval? 724 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,023 He can't have, Alphy. 725 00:40:07,033 --> 00:40:08,690 It's impossible. 726 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,390 Like one of your locked room mysteries. 727 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,656 No, but that's the thing. 728 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:15,523 It's never impossible. 729 00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:17,966 In the end, there's always an answer. 730 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,590 I'm so sorry I made you cry. 731 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,600 Making you cry, it made me want to cry. 732 00:40:40,633 --> 00:40:41,723 I want to marry you. 733 00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:42,900 Really? 734 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:46,366 Sorry, carry on. 735 00:40:47,366 --> 00:40:50,600 But there are a lot of things. 736 00:40:52,466 --> 00:40:55,056 A lot of things we haven't talked about. 737 00:40:55,066 --> 00:40:57,456 A lot of things I never talk about, because, 738 00:40:57,466 --> 00:40:58,823 well, I made a decision not to talk about them. 739 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:01,290 Sorry... just thinking 740 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,233 about the marriage thing. 741 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,390 My parents are not very nice people. 742 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,890 When I was born, 743 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,690 they took one look at me 744 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,690 and decided I was worthless. 745 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:18,890 You're not worthless. 746 00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:20,766 - I know. - Good. 747 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,956 But I still have my foibles. 748 00:41:24,966 --> 00:41:26,756 I'm not a very nice person in the morning. 749 00:41:26,766 --> 00:41:27,890 In fact, I'm a monster. 750 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,990 That's not so bad, as foibles go. 751 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,390 I haven't finished yet. 752 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,723 I don't like to lose at cards, or board games, 753 00:41:34,733 --> 00:41:36,223 or arguments. 754 00:41:36,233 --> 00:41:38,590 I don't cook, apart from breakfast items. 755 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,456 - I have a particular aversion to ironing. - Is that the lot? 756 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,990 Far from it. 757 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,390 They're just off the top of my head. 758 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,433 Everyone has foibles. 759 00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:54,966 I don't want my parents at the wedding. 760 00:41:57,673 --> 00:41:59,232 But you do want a wedding? 761 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:01,633 But you do want a wedding? 762 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,723 More than anything. 763 00:42:05,733 --> 00:42:06,923 But I still want to work. 764 00:42:06,933 --> 00:42:08,800 It's impossible. 765 00:42:11,966 --> 00:42:14,100 Nothing's ever impossible. 766 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,466 Miss Scott. 767 00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:38,290 My sweet Jenny. 768 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,190 The love of my life. 769 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,366 Please, will you just marry me? 770 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,633 I thought you'd never ask. 771 00:43:03,033 --> 00:43:04,290 Can we go home yet? 772 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,856 It's way past this one's bedtime. 773 00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,556 Just need your John Hancock. 774 00:43:07,566 --> 00:43:09,856 - My what? - Just sign the damn thing, Micky. 775 00:43:09,866 --> 00:43:13,690 And before you go, Micky, bit of friendly advice... 776 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:15,390 Ah, still waiting, fellas? 777 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,900 Worse than the Post Office, this. 778 00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:23,690 Where's Cathy? 779 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:25,233 Gone. 780 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,390 - Why don't you go? - No. 781 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,923 Leonard might not be out for hours. 782 00:43:31,933 --> 00:43:34,233 I'm not leaving. 783 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,090 Whose paper is this? 784 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,623 Friendly chap who came in for his son. 785 00:43:53,633 --> 00:43:55,890 Friendly? Why do you say friendly? 786 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,256 Been chatting with everyone. 787 00:43:58,266 --> 00:44:00,256 Me and Cath, those fellas. 788 00:44:00,266 --> 00:44:02,890 Back off! 789 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,223 You back off! 790 00:44:05,233 --> 00:44:06,900 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 791 00:44:09,533 --> 00:44:11,723 Sorry, do you mind if I ask you a question? 792 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,190 As long as you're not collecting for charity. 793 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,166 Fire away. 794 00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:26,423 - That Micky's paperwork? - Yeah. 795 00:44:26,433 --> 00:44:29,056 Get this filed and I can spend some quality time with my Jen. 796 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:31,123 So sorry. 797 00:44:31,133 --> 00:44:33,656 How about this... someone swipes the master keys 798 00:44:33,666 --> 00:44:36,123 and somehow, miraculously, 799 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,390 gets them back without anyone noticing? 800 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,456 That's not how they did it. 801 00:44:39,466 --> 00:44:41,423 - They? - Micky and Donny. 802 00:44:41,433 --> 00:44:42,723 Donny wasn't here. 803 00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:44,256 You said something woke you. 804 00:44:44,266 --> 00:44:46,756 - Could it have been a cell door closing? - Could've been. 805 00:44:46,766 --> 00:44:49,166 - Maybe. - Where's the betting slip? 806 00:44:49,966 --> 00:44:50,966 Yeah. 807 00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:59,300 They both did it, Geordie. 808 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,833 Please. 809 00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:17,656 Well, you better be going somewhere with this, fellas. 810 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:19,590 Micky. 811 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,890 You're put in your cell. 812 00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,723 Leonard's put in his. 813 00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:25,956 And then the plan starts. 814 00:45:25,966 --> 00:45:27,833 And you pretend you can't breathe. 815 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,066 Come on, son, quiet it down in there. 816 00:45:42,566 --> 00:45:43,723 And that's where Donny comes in. 817 00:45:43,733 --> 00:45:45,490 I wasn't even here, 818 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,790 so don't be trying to drag me into it. 819 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,333 You didn't need to be. 820 00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:54,390 I, um, couldn't ask you a favor, could I, fellas? 821 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,223 All you needed to do was create a distraction. 822 00:45:57,233 --> 00:45:59,323 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 823 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,600 Hey! Hey! 824 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:06,566 So that Micky could complete the job... 825 00:46:17,966 --> 00:46:19,733 get back to his cell... 826 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,090 and lock it with Floyd's key... 827 00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:27,200 without being seen. 828 00:46:28,433 --> 00:46:29,766 It was all planned. 829 00:46:31,366 --> 00:46:33,856 Micky's arrest, the asthma attack. 830 00:46:33,866 --> 00:46:35,556 Excuse me... 831 00:46:35,566 --> 00:46:38,156 You arrived again, now with Micky's inhaler. 832 00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:39,856 forgot his inhaler. 833 00:46:39,866 --> 00:46:44,890 Under the guise of helping him, you take the key. 834 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:46,790 There has to be! I'm telling you, there's no bloody key! 835 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,723 While we were distracted, 836 00:46:48,733 --> 00:46:51,366 you threw the key into Leonard's cell. 837 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,723 Your paper, Donny. 838 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,490 You circled one horse. 839 00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,956 Micky wrote the betting slip. 840 00:47:02,966 --> 00:47:04,766 This is your handwriting. 841 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,466 But what happened, hm? 842 00:47:10,633 --> 00:47:12,690 Few too many and forgot to place it? 843 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:15,223 Right so, he wakes up, tractor man, 844 00:47:15,233 --> 00:47:16,690 doesn't like tractors anymore... 845 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,500 - Pint of mild, please. - Righto. 846 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:31,190 You messed up, Micky. 847 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,490 Floyd's winnings should have been your father's, 848 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:37,002 - and he wasn't happy, was he? - Stop putting words in his mouth. 849 00:47:37,012 --> 00:47:38,678 - I wanted Dad to see. - Shut up. 850 00:47:38,688 --> 00:47:40,433 I wanted you to see that I'm not daft! 851 00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:43,800 That I could make things good. 852 00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:49,133 So I said to him... 853 00:47:51,733 --> 00:47:52,856 I'd do it. 854 00:47:52,866 --> 00:47:54,200 Shut your mouth! 855 00:47:55,966 --> 00:47:57,823 You weak excuse for a man! 856 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,100 Enough! 857 00:48:02,133 --> 00:48:04,323 You wanted to make your father proud. 858 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:06,566 He called me his "good boy." 859 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,323 You've never called me 860 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,300 your "good boy" before. 861 00:48:28,433 --> 00:48:30,723 Here's the thing about Schrödinger's... 862 00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:32,656 You're not still on about that cat, are you? 863 00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:33,700 That letter. 864 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,923 The letter Potts kept from me all those years? 865 00:48:38,933 --> 00:48:41,456 It could be full of the most... 866 00:48:41,966 --> 00:48:44,423 beautiful and kind words, 867 00:48:44,433 --> 00:48:46,466 and you'd never know. 868 00:48:48,066 --> 00:48:51,800 Words like, "I love you," you mean? 869 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,956 Just open it, Alphy. 870 00:49:02,766 --> 00:49:05,366 What have you got to lose? 871 00:49:14,966 --> 00:49:16,256 So... 872 00:49:16,266 --> 00:49:19,890 - What does the day hold for you? - School. 873 00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:21,866 Anything fun? 874 00:49:32,633 --> 00:49:34,833 David, come here. 875 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,933 Come. 876 00:49:43,233 --> 00:49:46,300 I just want to say... 877 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,566 and I know I don't say it enough... 878 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:08,133 A man needs a straight tie if he's to get ahead in this world. 879 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,000 I think I might need your help. 880 00:51:48,466 --> 00:51:51,966 Please, will you help me? 881 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:59,823 I love you. 882 00:52:00,633 --> 00:52:03,100 I love you so much! 883 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000 *CREDITS*