1 00:00:02,353 --> 00:00:05,964 www.subtitulamos.tv 2 00:00:06,462 --> 00:00:10,493 We just shape, shape, shape. 3 00:00:10,806 --> 00:00:14,057 And we keep shaping until we get something 4 00:00:14,077 --> 00:00:15,987 that looks like... 5 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:17,829 a bow tie. 6 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:19,537 Boom. 7 00:00:20,081 --> 00:00:21,688 Why, hello, Mr. Bond. 8 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:25,067 Now you're ready to complete your mission, 9 00:00:25,087 --> 00:00:28,170 even if it's just lookin' sharp at your buddy's wedding. 10 00:00:28,378 --> 00:00:32,594 Now I can hear some of you screaming at the screen. 11 00:00:32,614 --> 00:00:34,958 Whoa, hang on there, Gideon. 12 00:00:34,979 --> 00:00:37,796 Way too fast. Way too fast. 13 00:00:37,851 --> 00:00:40,192 - Okay, I hear you. Stop yelling at me. - _ 14 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:41,625 Now, 15 00:00:41,877 --> 00:00:44,169 I don't want you to be frustrated 16 00:00:44,195 --> 00:00:47,966 because yours didn't turn out perfectly the first time. I've had... 17 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:53,176 What the... Can I help you? 18 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:54,769 I'm your chauffeur. 19 00:00:55,502 --> 00:00:58,572 Round-trip car service compliments of the groom. 20 00:01:01,215 --> 00:01:03,175 Oh, you sure that's for me? 21 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:05,759 Should've been mentioned on your invitation. 22 00:01:05,779 --> 00:01:07,309 Mind if I take a peek? 23 00:01:07,779 --> 00:01:09,309 Yeah, sure. 24 00:01:11,449 --> 00:01:13,003 It must be a misprint. 25 00:01:13,023 --> 00:01:14,816 I'll have a talk with our secretary about that. 26 00:01:14,836 --> 00:01:16,689 The car is ready whenever you are. 27 00:01:18,659 --> 00:01:20,769 Oh... Yeah, okay. Well, can you, uh... 28 00:01:21,135 --> 00:01:23,315 - Two minutes. Two minutes and then I'll... - Of course. 29 00:01:23,368 --> 00:01:24,838 Okay, thank you. 30 00:01:40,849 --> 00:01:42,529 Lift it up. 31 00:01:42,549 --> 00:01:44,929 Put it through that small hole. 32 00:01:44,949 --> 00:01:49,693 Then we just shape, shape, shape. 33 00:01:50,089 --> 00:01:51,569 Need a hand with that bow tie? 34 00:01:51,615 --> 00:01:55,536 Shaping until we get something that looks like... 35 00:01:55,712 --> 00:01:57,239 a bow tie. 36 00:01:57,259 --> 00:02:00,122 Yes, I actually do. That would be great. 37 00:02:00,149 --> 00:02:02,346 I don't want you to be frustrated... 38 00:02:02,367 --> 00:02:04,167 Yeah, I would appreciate that. 39 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,479 I'm a teacher. I should... 40 00:02:06,499 --> 00:02:09,463 I should be able to teach myself how to use a bow tie. 41 00:02:12,139 --> 00:02:14,736 - I wanted to wear a clip-on. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 42 00:02:14,809 --> 00:02:16,595 The groom wasn't having it. 43 00:02:18,479 --> 00:02:20,889 - This is a nice tux. - Thank you. 44 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:24,311 What are you, a 41 regular? 45 00:02:25,119 --> 00:02:27,539 - Oh, yeah, I am. - Perfect. Me too. 46 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:41,589 Not too tight that it's choking you, 47 00:02:41,668 --> 00:02:43,538 unless that's what you're into. 48 00:02:44,715 --> 00:02:47,668 Take that side, throw it over the shoulder. 49 00:03:13,539 --> 00:03:15,208 Why, hello, Mr. Bond. 50 00:03:15,265 --> 00:03:18,388 Now you're ready to complete your mission, 51 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:21,682 even if it's just lookin' sharp at your buddy's wedding. 52 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:25,831 Now I can hear some of you screaming at the screen. 53 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,315 Whoa, hang on there, Gideon. 54 00:03:28,449 --> 00:03:31,082 Way too fast. Way too fast. 55 00:03:31,102 --> 00:03:33,068 Okay, I hear you. Stop yelling at me. 56 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,469 I make it look easy. But right now, 57 00:03:36,489 --> 00:03:39,929 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 58 00:03:40,469 --> 00:03:43,549 If your bow tie looks a little messy, 59 00:03:43,569 --> 00:03:45,749 that's part of the charm. 60 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:48,925 I want you to pause this video right now 61 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:52,649 and go find a picture of Winston Churchill. 62 00:03:52,809 --> 00:03:56,763 His bow ties were always a train wreck. 63 00:03:56,783 --> 00:04:00,031 One side is bigger than the other, it's all askew. 64 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:23,069 Good afternoon, sir. 65 00:04:23,719 --> 00:04:26,119 I just need a invitation and some ID. 66 00:04:34,468 --> 00:04:36,468 Welcome, Mr. Tolocci. 67 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:39,189 - Are you alright, sir? - Yeah. 68 00:05:06,343 --> 00:05:10,017 _ 69 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:25,008 Excuse me, what is this? Tastes like balls. 70 00:05:25,169 --> 00:05:26,988 Oh, that's the main ingredient. 71 00:05:27,158 --> 00:05:29,080 It's our signature cocktail this evening. 72 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:31,932 Vodka, botanicals, and Ballzilla energy drink. 73 00:05:32,186 --> 00:05:34,947 Isn't that MLM that keeps getting sued left and right? 74 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:37,089 Uh, at least two of those lawsuits settled. 75 00:05:37,109 --> 00:05:39,634 But, um, if you're interested in manifesting abundance 76 00:05:39,654 --> 00:05:41,983 and joining the groom's Ballzilla Triangle of Success, 77 00:05:42,003 --> 00:05:43,948 - I can... - I'm not. 78 00:05:55,069 --> 00:05:56,899 - Thank you. - Sure. 79 00:06:05,779 --> 00:06:07,139 Who are you here for? 80 00:06:14,725 --> 00:06:16,255 The groom. 81 00:06:34,668 --> 00:06:35,937 Oh, my God. 82 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:59,909 Why the hell are there federal agents staking out the wedding? 83 00:06:59,929 --> 00:07:02,709 And why am I only finding out about this now? 84 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:04,095 I mean, who do you think I am? 85 00:07:04,135 --> 00:07:06,384 Who the fuck do you think you have hired? 86 00:07:06,539 --> 00:07:09,498 You want a cowboy, go to the ranch, 87 00:07:09,518 --> 00:07:11,175 'cause I am a professional 88 00:07:11,195 --> 00:07:13,759 and when my employer gives me faulty prep, 89 00:07:13,779 --> 00:07:15,729 that makes me walk away. 90 00:07:15,749 --> 00:07:17,811 'Cause that means I'm either being misled 91 00:07:17,831 --> 00:07:19,659 or I'm being led by an idiot. 92 00:07:19,679 --> 00:07:22,229 - So, which is it? - Stick with the plan. 93 00:07:22,249 --> 00:07:24,798 Find a patsy to take the fall, 94 00:07:24,818 --> 00:07:27,357 and we'll double your fee to help compensate 95 00:07:27,377 --> 00:07:28,990 for the added risk. 96 00:07:29,289 --> 00:07:30,799 Patsy? Right. 97 00:07:48,495 --> 00:07:50,363 I did not see you there. 98 00:07:51,449 --> 00:07:53,329 Uh, that's okay, Dad. 99 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:54,889 That's right. 100 00:07:55,389 --> 00:07:57,259 Yeah, I'll tell her. 101 00:07:57,489 --> 00:07:59,789 Okay. Bye-bye. 102 00:08:01,129 --> 00:08:04,457 I am so sorry. I'm all over the place today. 103 00:08:04,477 --> 00:08:05,699 Oh, that's alright. 104 00:08:06,058 --> 00:08:07,748 I'm all over the place every day. 105 00:08:07,769 --> 00:08:09,861 Well, I mean, I would lose my oyster knife 106 00:08:09,881 --> 00:08:12,139 if it wasn't attached to my, uh... Oh, my... 107 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:15,356 You know what? I actually have to get these in the fridge. 108 00:08:15,376 --> 00:08:16,704 I am so sorry. 109 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,939 Um, hi and bye. 110 00:08:20,204 --> 00:08:21,488 Goodbye. 111 00:08:32,189 --> 00:08:33,919 Patsy, on the half shell. 112 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:45,099 You look like you could use a drink, 113 00:08:45,939 --> 00:08:48,051 one without ball juice. 114 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:54,159 But then how am I going to get my daily dose of radioactive sludge? 115 00:08:57,349 --> 00:08:58,580 I'm kidding. 116 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,498 Cheers. 117 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:03,219 - I'm Alex. - Todd. 118 00:09:08,529 --> 00:09:12,209 Has, uh, has anyone ever called you Hot Toddy? 119 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,435 Not until today. 120 00:09:14,799 --> 00:09:16,589 There he is! 121 00:09:16,609 --> 00:09:19,554 Mr. Tolocci, fucking legend. 122 00:09:19,574 --> 00:09:21,110 Come here. Get over here. 123 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,492 - Come on. - Hey, get the guys. 124 00:09:22,512 --> 00:09:24,236 - Hey, come here. - Hey, Lenape High pic. 125 00:09:24,256 --> 00:09:25,329 This guy! 126 00:09:26,779 --> 00:09:28,750 I can't believe how different you look. 127 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:30,129 - Yeah, well. - You're... 128 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:31,691 You... you used to look different. 129 00:09:31,711 --> 00:09:33,357 Well, it's been a few years, Kirby. 130 00:09:33,377 --> 00:09:35,598 Yeah. I-I'm so glad you're here, Mr. T. 131 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,907 I-I still feel bad about that whole... 132 00:09:37,927 --> 00:09:38,814 Oh, yeah. 133 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,683 Yeah, I didn't even know a rubber band could do that. 134 00:09:40,703 --> 00:09:43,799 They should, they should put a warning label or some shit 135 00:09:43,819 --> 00:09:46,080 on those packages, you know, if they're that fuckin' dangerous. 136 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,879 Well, they do. It's written on the back. You just gotta read it. 137 00:09:47,899 --> 00:09:50,281 Remember that eye jelly all over your classroom floor. 138 00:09:50,301 --> 00:09:51,464 Oh, I remember that. 139 00:09:51,484 --> 00:09:53,149 Dude, that was fucked up. 140 00:09:53,169 --> 00:09:54,639 - Yeah. - Listen to me now, 141 00:09:54,659 --> 00:09:56,181 I'm gonna make it all up to you. 142 00:09:56,201 --> 00:09:58,284 I've got a new product line that's dropping, 143 00:09:58,304 --> 00:10:01,419 Ballzilla supplement powders, 144 00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:03,008 "Powder Your Ballz." 145 00:10:03,065 --> 00:10:05,096 And I'm gonna get you in on the ground floor. 146 00:10:05,116 --> 00:10:08,310 So no more of that bullshit teacher salary shit, man. 147 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:12,720 Get ready to start manifesting abundance. 148 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:14,948 That's awesome, man. I'll see you guys. 149 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,529 Not so fast. 150 00:10:19,048 --> 00:10:21,118 You gotta do the thing. 151 00:10:28,535 --> 00:10:29,675 The thing? 152 00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:32,698 Yeah, the fuckin' hilarious thing you used to do all the time. 153 00:10:32,739 --> 00:10:33,784 Do it. 154 00:10:38,449 --> 00:10:40,819 - Oh, yeah. - Come on, do it right now. 155 00:10:42,505 --> 00:10:44,718 Fuckin' do it. 156 00:10:46,419 --> 00:10:47,889 Sure. 157 00:10:56,169 --> 00:10:58,074 There's just one more thing. 158 00:10:59,697 --> 00:11:00,702 Right? 159 00:11:01,297 --> 00:11:02,579 Just one thing. 160 00:11:03,608 --> 00:11:05,934 I don't even know where that shit is from. 161 00:11:05,954 --> 00:11:07,751 That cracks me the fuck up, dude. 162 00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:10,049 You're a fucking legend, Mr. T. 163 00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:12,376 Fuck you. You're so funny. 164 00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:15,049 Mr. T! Mr. T! 165 00:11:15,219 --> 00:11:17,912 Mr. T! Mr. T! 166 00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,345 Hey, hey, hey! 167 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:21,036 Hey, what did we say about chanting? 168 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,514 - No chanting till after the toast. - No chanting, period. 169 00:11:25,737 --> 00:11:28,354 If you don't get your shit together, I'm gonna... 170 00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:32,078 Love you. 171 00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:36,239 I gotta go do some chick shit. 172 00:11:37,139 --> 00:11:38,909 Mr. T. 173 00:11:44,281 --> 00:11:46,996 I think you need to manifest some new friends. 174 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:48,189 Yeah. 175 00:12:27,151 --> 00:12:28,581 Hey, asshole! 176 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:51,549 Dude, these aren't the only two urinals. 177 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,170 You got other options. 178 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,891 You don't have to stand right next to me. 179 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,609 This is why we always used to rag on you, man. 180 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,424 'Cause you are a fuckin' pervo. 181 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,289 Don't look at my dick, dude. 182 00:13:05,548 --> 00:13:06,953 Take your hands off me. 183 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,482 Fuck. What the hell? 184 00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:32,228 I'm gonna find whoever did this. 185 00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:33,935 This is basically murder. 186 00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:36,719 Do you hear me? Murder? 187 00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:02,188 _ 188 00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:18,909 Where is he? Where does he go? 189 00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,479 I don't even understand. 190 00:15:20,499 --> 00:15:22,349 This is my day, Mom. 191 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:25,649 Like, we've have been planning this for fuckin' ages. 192 00:15:25,669 --> 00:15:27,289 You don't get married twice. 193 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,897 I've never gonna wear this dress again. 194 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,806 Where the fuck is he? 195 00:15:41,249 --> 00:15:43,449 No. No, no, no. 196 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:47,290 The fireworks are for when we leave on the boat. 197 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,796 No! 198 00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:55,695 Why is the boat out? 199 00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:57,408 Kirby! 200 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,914 I begged you not to humiliate me in front of my parents! 201 00:16:01,981 --> 00:16:04,987 I even let you pick your stupid fuckin' soda. 202 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,902 Why are you ruining this for me? 203 00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:21,856 - Oh, my God! - Do you all see that? 204 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,599 I didn't do it. 205 00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:50,343 Ah, geez. 206 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,097 Mickey Rooney School for Dogs or something? 207 00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:02,063 Gosh. 208 00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:07,871 Hey, Fred Astaire, pipe down! 209 00:17:07,891 --> 00:17:10,354 Your dreams are killing my sleeps, you know? 210 00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:13,549 Geez, what now? 211 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,128 Ugh, humbug. 212 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,708 Good morning. I brought you breakfast. 213 00:17:26,085 --> 00:17:27,669 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 214 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:30,963 Alright, hey, nobody, nobody brings a free breakfast 215 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,641 without expecting some kind of a favor. 216 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:36,469 It's less of a favor and more of an opportunity. 217 00:17:38,877 --> 00:17:40,222 Oh ho, I see. 218 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,137 You must think I'm some kind of a sucker? 219 00:17:42,575 --> 00:17:44,077 It's pronounced shucker. 220 00:17:44,579 --> 00:17:45,639 What is? 221 00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:48,866 _ 222 00:17:48,892 --> 00:17:52,238 _ 223 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,549 Oingo boingo. 224 00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:59,585 Man, I am sorry for this whole kook-hiss-bang. 225 00:17:59,605 --> 00:18:03,095 I, I'm afraid to say, I think the Cuda's on her last legs. 226 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,750 Well, I didn't want to say anything, 227 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:07,281 but your car sounds like a herd of seals having an orgy. 228 00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:09,077 So, how'd you come up with this whole thing? 229 00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:11,730 Well, after I met that oyster farmer in my Estonian dance class, 230 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:15,406 I realized all I need is some ice, a sign, 231 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,452 some fresh oysters, cute old-timey uniforms 232 00:18:18,624 --> 00:18:22,529 and I'm ready to build a thriving wedding oyster shucking empire. 233 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:26,196 Well, sadly, I got this hard, uncrossable line 234 00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:28,497 when it comes to old-timey uniforms, so... 235 00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:30,067 We're making seven grand for this. 236 00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:33,695 Gosh, it just became more of a subtle gradation. 237 00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:36,171 Seven grand? Alex, yes. 238 00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:38,993 Oyster shuckers from Estonia! 239 00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:43,277 They're either submerged in the boathouse underwater 240 00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:47,589 or they're in here between 39 and 41 degrees, 241 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:49,045 this is key. 242 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:52,389 These oysters make the ultimate sacrifice for us, 243 00:18:52,409 --> 00:18:55,789 and we honor that by making sure no oyster dies in vain. 244 00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:57,615 No oyster left behind. 245 00:18:57,635 --> 00:18:59,423 This is the oyster shucker's code. 246 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,995 Also, a spoiled batch could literally kill 247 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,899 everyone at this wedding. 248 00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:05,132 Fuck. 249 00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:09,440 Maybe I'll just stick with the lemons. 250 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,759 Thank you for doing this with me. 251 00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:14,629 When I met you, 252 00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:18,050 I was at the lowest point in my life, 253 00:19:19,295 --> 00:19:23,109 but I feel like things are finally turning around. 254 00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:25,589 Aw, shucks. 255 00:19:25,682 --> 00:19:27,247 Is that a oyster pun? 256 00:19:27,295 --> 00:19:28,925 Yeah, oyster pun. 257 00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:31,754 Be careful with that. 258 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,984 _ 259 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:43,516 You alright, sir? 260 00:19:44,544 --> 00:19:46,503 - Yeah. - Todd Tolocci. 261 00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:49,154 Uh, groom's high school English teacher. 262 00:19:49,174 --> 00:19:51,089 - Not a threat. - Roger that. 263 00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:54,989 I still think this is a stupid fuckin' idea. 264 00:19:55,009 --> 00:19:56,542 Agent Milligan, 265 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,508 teamwork means being open to any and all ideas. 266 00:19:59,809 --> 00:20:02,437 Agent Clark feels strongly this endeavor's worthwhile. 267 00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:04,331 - I would like you to be supportive. - Ma'am. 268 00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:07,208 I think it's great that you went to sensitivity training, 269 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,668 but I know that you agree with me. 270 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,976 This is bullshit. 271 00:20:11,996 --> 00:20:14,208 Those feelings are, are also valid. 272 00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:15,762 Thank you for sharing them. 273 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,232 Let's just focus on IDing everyone entering those gates. 274 00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,116 We get in, we film, we congratulate 275 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,593 and we disappear, no surprises. 276 00:20:21,613 --> 00:20:23,305 Better fuckin' not be. 277 00:20:25,469 --> 00:20:27,963 Alright. These are from Wellfleet Harbor. 278 00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:29,100 They're very silky. 279 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,772 Newfoundlands, they're nuttier. 280 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:33,245 And these are Long Island Blue Points, 281 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,813 they're salty and meaty. 282 00:20:34,879 --> 00:20:36,949 - You got it? - Aye-aye. 283 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:43,539 Oh, hey, these are, uh... What do you call it? 284 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,739 Deep Water Horizon. They got a nice oily texture. 285 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:47,999 No thank you. 286 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,373 Oyster? 287 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,167 Okay. 288 00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:55,129 I hope the shrimps are doing better than the oysters, yeah. 289 00:20:56,729 --> 00:20:58,048 Oh, wow. Gosh. 290 00:20:58,094 --> 00:20:59,945 Imagine that, using your own wedding 291 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,661 to just shill some pyramid scheme. 292 00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:04,066 No, it's, it's not a pyramid scheme. 293 00:21:04,086 --> 00:21:06,019 It's a triangular selling system, 294 00:21:06,039 --> 00:21:08,434 which is totally legal in 32 states. 295 00:21:08,454 --> 00:21:09,696 Euclidean. 296 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,659 - Oyster? - Oh, yeah. Don't mind if I do. 297 00:21:12,679 --> 00:21:13,889 Well, thank you. 298 00:21:15,932 --> 00:21:17,276 - Oyster? - No, thanks. 299 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,944 Oysters. 300 00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:21,489 Eh, oyster? 301 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,485 - Thank you. - Sure. 302 00:21:31,839 --> 00:21:33,219 Fucking thing. 303 00:21:33,239 --> 00:21:34,749 Oysters over here? 304 00:21:40,909 --> 00:21:42,539 Emotional day, huh? 305 00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:45,519 Yeah, me too. I always get a little weepy at these. 306 00:21:48,812 --> 00:21:50,229 Oh, I see, uh, 307 00:21:50,249 --> 00:21:53,187 you're listing a little to starboard there, chief. 308 00:21:53,489 --> 00:21:54,566 Yeah? 309 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,483 Ah, yes, weird. 310 00:21:57,729 --> 00:21:59,819 Shouldn't these be shucked to order? 311 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:01,774 How long have they just been sitting on ice? 312 00:22:01,794 --> 00:22:03,697 Ah, I don't know. Is that protocol? 313 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:07,065 Well, you see my partner, she doesn't even trust me with the oyster knife. 314 00:22:07,085 --> 00:22:08,652 Uh, thinks I'm gonna hurt myself. 315 00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:11,080 Well, in the wrong hands, they can be very dangerous. 316 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,884 Is that how you got that? 317 00:22:13,439 --> 00:22:14,689 Oh, this? 318 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,841 Uh, no, this happened in my garden. 319 00:22:17,898 --> 00:22:19,028 Bullshit. 320 00:22:19,883 --> 00:22:22,769 I'm so sorry. You see, I got this thing... 321 00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:26,136 We invite our guests to make their way out to the lawn. 322 00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:28,180 The ceremony is about to begin. 323 00:22:29,329 --> 00:22:30,709 If you'll excuse me. 324 00:22:30,729 --> 00:22:31,959 Okey-doke. 325 00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:35,229 Alright. Oyster? 326 00:22:38,799 --> 00:22:40,919 You really think it's a pyramid scheme? 327 00:22:40,939 --> 00:22:42,619 Oh, I don't know, man. 328 00:22:42,639 --> 00:22:45,159 Look, if it's working out for you, who am I to judge? 329 00:22:45,179 --> 00:22:47,898 I spent 46,000 in upfront costs 330 00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:50,949 and so far I've made 345 back. 331 00:22:52,156 --> 00:22:54,619 - Huh, thousand? - No. 332 00:22:56,719 --> 00:22:59,054 I don't want to see that shit, man. 333 00:22:59,074 --> 00:23:00,880 Kirby, come on, hear me out. 334 00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:03,139 Luca? 335 00:23:03,186 --> 00:23:04,718 Tell her I didn't invite her, 336 00:23:04,738 --> 00:23:06,640 'cause I don't want her in my life. 337 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:09,849 I'm doing fine without her. You tell her I am crushing without her. 338 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,059 Now leave me the fuck alone! 339 00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:14,535 Hey, Luca. 340 00:23:15,511 --> 00:23:17,639 Oh, no. 341 00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:20,541 Oh, my thoughts exactly. 342 00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:22,705 Geez, what the fuck, man? What are you doing here? 343 00:23:22,739 --> 00:23:25,038 - I am not here. - Oh, I see. 344 00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:27,555 Am I talking to some kind of, uh, an ABBA, 345 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:30,099 a Tupac hologram situation here? 346 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,503 Stop it? No, stop it. 347 00:23:31,523 --> 00:23:33,537 I'm me, but I'm undercover. 348 00:23:33,557 --> 00:23:35,434 Okay, 'cause I was gonna say, holy shit, 349 00:23:35,454 --> 00:23:38,208 that's some very impressive technology you got going at the FBI. 350 00:23:39,399 --> 00:23:42,629 Really? Uh, what, are you busting up this Ballzilla scam? 351 00:23:43,399 --> 00:23:45,916 Yes. That is exactly what I'm doing. 352 00:23:45,936 --> 00:23:47,110 Bullshit. 353 00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:48,915 I'll never get used to that. 354 00:23:48,935 --> 00:23:50,670 This is not what I need right now. 355 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,304 Oh, of course. Because you and me, same time, same place, 356 00:23:53,324 --> 00:23:55,384 usually some bad shit goes down. 357 00:23:55,404 --> 00:23:57,471 Well that, and it's gonna set back 358 00:23:57,491 --> 00:23:59,188 my therapy by several months. 359 00:23:59,319 --> 00:24:01,306 Been working on my impostor syndrome 360 00:24:01,326 --> 00:24:03,150 since I keep getting promoted because of... 361 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:05,116 well, you. 362 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,108 Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. 363 00:24:08,129 --> 00:24:10,840 Or... congratulations? 364 00:24:11,229 --> 00:24:12,932 Look, do your thing. 365 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,687 I'm gonna stay out of your way, alright. 366 00:24:14,707 --> 00:24:15,968 - It's, uh, not a problem. - No... 367 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,581 - Just give me... - Oh, God. 368 00:24:17,939 --> 00:24:20,136 _ 369 00:24:22,109 --> 00:24:24,079 - Is that Hasp? - Yes. 370 00:24:26,309 --> 00:24:27,909 "There in spirit... 371 00:24:29,309 --> 00:24:30,594 love, Mom." 372 00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:33,195 You're not getting involved, Charlie. 373 00:24:33,449 --> 00:24:35,269 Wait, wait, wait. 374 00:24:35,289 --> 00:24:38,338 So is the groom Hasp's son? 375 00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:40,345 Shh, keep your voice down. 376 00:24:40,365 --> 00:24:42,739 But, yes, Hasp made it a condition of her testimony 377 00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:46,229 that she gets to watch the wedding on livestream. 378 00:24:46,499 --> 00:24:48,248 She hasn't seen him since he was born. 379 00:24:48,268 --> 00:24:49,976 I guess she wanted to get some kind of closure, 380 00:24:49,996 --> 00:24:52,560 - but he did not take it well. - No, I saw that shit. 381 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,992 Oh, fuck, man, she's gonna be heartbroken. 382 00:24:55,012 --> 00:24:56,660 Let me worry about Hasp. 383 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,043 You enjoy whatever it is you're doing 384 00:24:59,063 --> 00:25:00,574 in your old-timey uniform. 385 00:25:00,635 --> 00:25:02,084 Good to see you. Goodbye. 386 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,199 Ballzilla and vodka? 387 00:25:22,218 --> 00:25:24,088 Not a good time right now. Thank you. 388 00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:26,039 It's mostly vodka. 389 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,149 Eh, it's really weird. 390 00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:35,779 I know your mom. 391 00:25:36,955 --> 00:25:40,325 Actually, uh, she spent a long time trying to kill me. 392 00:25:40,389 --> 00:25:42,541 Don't worry, we kinda worked it out. 393 00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:45,345 Well, I'm glad that worked out for you, but... 394 00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:48,380 This woman... 395 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,560 doesn't give a fuck about me. 396 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:54,237 She abandoned me when I was this tiny pussy-ass baby. 397 00:25:54,257 --> 00:25:56,209 And now she knows I'm getting married, 398 00:25:56,229 --> 00:25:57,819 but she doesn't come in person. 399 00:25:57,839 --> 00:25:59,992 She sends this fucking dweeb to do a livestream. 400 00:26:00,012 --> 00:26:01,769 And I'm supposed to be what? Grateful? 401 00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:04,959 You see, she's the kind of person 402 00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:07,661 where everyone she gets close to 403 00:26:07,681 --> 00:26:11,041 winds up either murdered, maimed, or arrested. 404 00:26:11,148 --> 00:26:13,928 And when you're that kind of person, 405 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:17,301 well, the most loving thing you can do for someone 406 00:26:17,321 --> 00:26:20,674 is to stay as far away from them as possible 407 00:26:20,694 --> 00:26:22,529 no matter how painful. 408 00:26:23,901 --> 00:26:27,821 So, if she's reaching out to you from WITSEC 409 00:26:27,841 --> 00:26:30,089 through that FBI dweeb, ah, 410 00:26:30,617 --> 00:26:34,919 that means, like, she must have called in a million favors, you know, 411 00:26:34,939 --> 00:26:38,789 risked her life just to see you again. 412 00:26:39,168 --> 00:26:41,668 Just to get that picture to you. 413 00:26:48,849 --> 00:26:52,259 It is hard not to think of all the things we could've done together. 414 00:26:53,275 --> 00:26:55,850 With her whole criminal network, 415 00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:59,284 can you imagine the fuck ton of Ballzilla we could have moved? 416 00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:01,757 Think of the bank. 417 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,928 You really are your mother's son, huh? 418 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,039 It'll be okay, kid. 419 00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:24,063 Wait, the woman you told me about 420 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,743 with the, uh, the rat-mole thing, Rasp? 421 00:27:26,763 --> 00:27:29,439 - She's here? - First of all, it's Hasp 422 00:27:29,459 --> 00:27:32,554 and, no, she's in witness protection. 423 00:27:32,574 --> 00:27:34,345 Also, nobody knows where. 424 00:27:34,365 --> 00:27:36,402 Well, she, she wanted to kill you, 425 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:38,730 and she is like some kind of gangster, right? 426 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,697 Well, yeah, but, you know, well, we're kinda cool now. 427 00:27:41,717 --> 00:27:43,249 No big deal. 428 00:27:43,269 --> 00:27:46,089 Uh, she recently asked me to follow her Finsta account. 429 00:27:46,109 --> 00:27:48,298 Not bragging, it's just a fact. 430 00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:50,401 I didn't do it. It seemed kinda weird. 431 00:27:50,421 --> 00:27:53,473 She only posts these, like, uh, baking photos. 432 00:27:53,553 --> 00:27:55,883 It would totally fuck up my algo. 433 00:27:58,519 --> 00:28:00,783 Ma'am, how many of those have you had? 434 00:28:01,459 --> 00:28:02,944 I'm trying to get loosened up. 435 00:28:02,964 --> 00:28:06,364 There's this really hot guy who says he is gonna shuck my shell 436 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,409 - and slurp me down raw. - Whoa, whoa. 437 00:28:08,429 --> 00:28:10,647 Are you about to go full oyster? 438 00:28:10,739 --> 00:28:13,394 Okay, you do you. 439 00:28:13,414 --> 00:28:16,965 Boss, might I go have a little cigarette break? 440 00:28:16,985 --> 00:28:19,428 - Didn't you just go for a break? - Uh, it's a funny story. 441 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,796 So that was like a drinking break, 442 00:28:21,816 --> 00:28:24,049 but this is gonna be more a vape focus. 443 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,280 Okay. 444 00:28:25,322 --> 00:28:27,497 I might do a little drinking. 445 00:28:27,918 --> 00:28:29,448 Full slurp, huh? 446 00:28:32,289 --> 00:28:34,171 - Ah, gentlemen. - Hey! 447 00:29:11,804 --> 00:29:13,474 Amateur hour. 448 00:29:19,539 --> 00:29:21,510 Let's get out of here, Alex. 449 00:29:24,279 --> 00:29:25,428 Hey, 450 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,267 what happened to no oyster left behind? 451 00:29:34,049 --> 00:29:36,046 No, no. This is not the plan! 452 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,694 Fireworks are for when we leave on the boat! 453 00:29:38,988 --> 00:29:39,988 No! 454 00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:46,361 And no one else. 455 00:29:46,401 --> 00:29:49,249 I begged you not to humiliate me in front of my parents! 456 00:29:49,269 --> 00:29:52,394 I even let you pick your stupid fuckin' soda. 457 00:29:52,574 --> 00:29:54,799 Why are you ruining this for me? 458 00:30:06,649 --> 00:30:09,089 I didn't do it! I didn't do it! 459 00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:14,759 That's true. 460 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,219 Hasp's son is dead. 461 00:30:25,239 --> 00:30:27,039 Murder suspect is on the loose. 462 00:30:28,122 --> 00:30:30,689 She was alone on a boat holding an oyster knife, 463 00:30:30,709 --> 00:30:32,882 covered in blood, standing over a body 464 00:30:32,902 --> 00:30:35,273 that had been stabbed to death with an oyster knife. 465 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,067 Yes, yes, I know it sounds crazy, 466 00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:38,266 but she's telling the truth, okay. 467 00:30:38,286 --> 00:30:40,328 - She didn't do it. - I want to believe you. 468 00:30:40,641 --> 00:30:42,199 But what about everyone else? 469 00:30:42,219 --> 00:30:44,313 What about Beatrix? 470 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:47,770 Even in WITSEC, she still has powerful connections. 471 00:30:49,438 --> 00:30:50,785 So, uh, what are you saying? 472 00:30:50,805 --> 00:30:52,810 The best thing for your friend 473 00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:56,036 is if we find her before the mob does. 474 00:30:56,056 --> 00:30:58,519 So if I bring Alex in, 475 00:30:58,539 --> 00:31:01,479 you guarantee that you can keep her safe? 476 00:31:01,687 --> 00:31:03,017 Yes. 477 00:31:04,679 --> 00:31:06,217 Okay, I'll help you. 478 00:31:06,237 --> 00:31:07,741 Thank you, Charlie. 479 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,599 Can I talk to you for a second? 480 00:31:09,619 --> 00:31:11,343 Yeah. Have we called her back? 481 00:31:11,363 --> 00:31:12,359 Yeah, yeah. Um... 482 00:31:13,034 --> 00:31:14,819 we can't guarantee that girl's safety. 483 00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:17,487 I mean, every gangster from North America's going to be looking for her. 484 00:31:17,507 --> 00:31:20,457 I know that, but we need to bring her in anyway, 485 00:31:20,477 --> 00:31:21,774 no matter the risk. 486 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:23,765 Ah, you were lying. 487 00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:25,658 Smart. You fooled me. 488 00:31:25,678 --> 00:31:26,788 Thank you. 489 00:31:26,808 --> 00:31:28,209 Okay. Uh... 490 00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:29,888 Shit! 491 00:31:42,879 --> 00:31:44,554 All units, be on the lookout 492 00:31:44,574 --> 00:31:47,830 for a Caucasian woman, mid 30s, with red hair 493 00:31:47,850 --> 00:31:49,839 dressed like Steamboat Willie. 494 00:31:49,859 --> 00:31:51,785 Last known location, banquet hall. 495 00:31:59,559 --> 00:32:01,044 Ah, fuck. 496 00:32:02,665 --> 00:32:03,808 Oh, really? 497 00:32:03,935 --> 00:32:05,641 - _ - Okay. 498 00:32:05,681 --> 00:32:07,739 Manifest, Alex. Manifest. 499 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,261 Jesus. 500 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:10,603 Manifest? 501 00:32:18,977 --> 00:32:20,150 What the... 502 00:32:20,394 --> 00:32:22,497 God, maybe this shit really does work. 503 00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:25,167 I didn't do it! I didn't kill him. I could never. 504 00:32:25,187 --> 00:32:28,723 I know, honey. But really, it really does look like you did do it, so. 505 00:32:28,743 --> 00:32:31,424 The groom was already dead when I went in the boat house. 506 00:32:31,444 --> 00:32:32,637 It was horrible. 507 00:32:32,759 --> 00:32:35,521 And then, I guess I must've passed out 508 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,044 because next thing I remember, 509 00:32:37,064 --> 00:32:39,329 I wake up with a bloody knife in my hand. 510 00:32:39,349 --> 00:32:41,689 Okay, okay. I know that you're telling the truth. 511 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,057 But look, you got several mob conglomerates, 512 00:32:44,077 --> 00:32:45,960 the entire FBI convinced you did kill him, 513 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:47,573 so I'm kind of outranked here. 514 00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:48,789 And anyway, 515 00:32:48,809 --> 00:32:50,343 if you didn't kill him, 516 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,304 who did? 517 00:32:54,719 --> 00:32:57,982 Wait, I think I know how we get out of here. 518 00:32:58,068 --> 00:33:00,020 Guess what else they keep in the boathouse. 519 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:01,339 - Boats. - Yes! 520 00:33:01,359 --> 00:33:05,692 Okay, so if only we just had some way of sneaking out without being spotted. 521 00:33:09,969 --> 00:33:13,820 I can't believe you dragged us into this stupid fuckin' boondoggle. 522 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,910 You know what, Annie, you want to be helpful? Go check our deep sources. 523 00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:17,670 I want to know if there's any chatter about the killing. 524 00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:19,910 Chatter, why would there be chatter 525 00:33:19,930 --> 00:33:24,044 about some random oyster shucker? 526 00:33:24,064 --> 00:33:27,299 Almost everything tells me the oyster shucker did it, but one thing doesn't 527 00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:29,579 and I've kind of learned to listen to her. 528 00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:31,564 - Go now! - Okay. Okay. 529 00:33:31,584 --> 00:33:34,188 Go check on some fuckin' oysters! 530 00:33:34,421 --> 00:33:35,472 Fuck. 531 00:33:36,252 --> 00:33:38,122 Don't take it personally. 532 00:33:38,609 --> 00:33:40,749 Wendy filed for divorce last week. 533 00:33:41,564 --> 00:33:42,964 Oh, that's a shame. 534 00:33:43,825 --> 00:33:45,165 Yeah. 535 00:33:45,918 --> 00:33:49,018 That said, you did kinda blow it on this one. 536 00:33:50,532 --> 00:33:52,004 Well, thanks, Radquist. 537 00:34:12,599 --> 00:34:13,709 Aw, geez. 538 00:34:14,264 --> 00:34:16,576 - Ay, caramba. - We made it. 539 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,098 - In there. We'll take that canoe. - Oh, fuck. 540 00:34:19,118 --> 00:34:21,355 Huh? Do you even know how to drive that thing? 541 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:24,143 Eh, they practically drive themselves. 542 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:26,106 I'm not sure that's true. 543 00:34:35,195 --> 00:34:38,332 Oh, shit, the two drunk guys. 544 00:34:38,352 --> 00:34:40,465 So one of them was the groom 545 00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:43,025 and the other, he must have been the killer. 546 00:34:43,094 --> 00:34:45,364 One of the groomsmen did it? 547 00:34:47,729 --> 00:34:51,431 Oh, I spy a fake eye. Yes, I do. 548 00:34:51,451 --> 00:34:53,391 - Hot Toddy. - Who? 549 00:34:53,411 --> 00:34:55,063 The hot guy with the eye. 550 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:58,147 Well, someone pretending to be Hot Toddy. 551 00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:00,535 You know, in order to sneak into the wedding undetected. 552 00:35:00,555 --> 00:35:01,846 That's very elaborate. 553 00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:03,977 Indeed. Clearly a professional. 554 00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:16,059 Oh, for fuck's sake, Charlie. 555 00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,311 - Charlie! - What? 556 00:35:22,331 --> 00:35:23,584 This is ridiculous. 557 00:35:23,604 --> 00:35:25,398 Can you please just turn yourselves in 558 00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:27,546 so I don't have to get my shoes wet? 559 00:35:27,566 --> 00:35:30,313 Look, there's a professional hitman here. 560 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:33,035 He killed the groom and then he set up Alex, 561 00:35:33,055 --> 00:35:34,847 and now she's a loose end. 562 00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,229 If what you're saying is true, 563 00:35:36,249 --> 00:35:37,840 we can find out who the assassin is. 564 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:40,855 - We can protect her. - Uh ho ho, bullshit. 565 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:42,917 We can at least try to protect her! 566 00:35:42,937 --> 00:35:45,970 Word is already out to the Five Families about Hasp's son. 567 00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:48,266 There are goons mobilizing coast to coast. 568 00:35:48,286 --> 00:35:50,533 They all think when Hasp testifies, 569 00:35:50,553 --> 00:35:53,577 she'll go easy on whoever whacks her son's killer. 570 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,509 Who... what are you going to do? Canoe your way to safety? 571 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,469 You can't... Shit. 572 00:35:58,799 --> 00:36:00,408 I trusted you. 573 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,619 Row, Alex, row! 574 00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:04,379 Row the little boat. 575 00:36:05,179 --> 00:36:06,439 Fuck! 576 00:36:12,049 --> 00:36:13,719 Fuck. Fuck! 577 00:36:15,102 --> 00:36:16,172 Go! 578 00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:34,119 Manifest, baby! 579 00:36:34,571 --> 00:36:36,071 Oh, shit! 580 00:36:46,449 --> 00:36:49,343 Sorry, ma'am, I take full responsibility. 581 00:36:49,363 --> 00:36:51,519 Oh, yeah, you'll take full responsibility. 582 00:36:51,555 --> 00:36:54,190 You are one fuckin' sorry excuse for a federal agent. 583 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:56,329 How did a fuckin' pinhead baby like you 584 00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:58,339 even get promoted in the first place? 585 00:36:58,371 --> 00:37:00,711 I'm so sick of this sensitivity shit. 586 00:37:01,768 --> 00:37:04,068 It is good to have you back, ma'am. 587 00:37:06,618 --> 00:37:07,928 Really? 588 00:37:12,851 --> 00:37:17,168 I just wanted to make $7,000 shucking oysters 589 00:37:17,188 --> 00:37:19,904 so I could finally make a dent in my student loans. 590 00:37:19,957 --> 00:37:23,116 And, you know, I've never even seen a dead body before. 591 00:37:23,249 --> 00:37:25,646 And now I'm being chased by the FBI. 592 00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:28,169 I'm being hunted by a hitman and a whole mafia. 593 00:37:28,189 --> 00:37:29,962 Several mafias, actually. 594 00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:32,575 It's a... Well, it's kind of a national consortium of... 595 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:34,153 How am I going to get out of this? 596 00:37:34,173 --> 00:37:36,198 I don't know, I'm thinking, you know? 597 00:37:36,218 --> 00:37:38,919 I'm dead. I'm a dead woman walking. 598 00:37:38,939 --> 00:37:42,121 Well, I mean, there is one person, 599 00:37:42,141 --> 00:37:46,519 one person who knows how to deal with the mafia, the FBI, and professional killers. 600 00:37:46,539 --> 00:37:47,609 Who? 601 00:37:49,282 --> 00:37:50,652 Beatrix Hasp. 602 00:37:51,179 --> 00:37:52,658 The mob boss? 603 00:37:52,678 --> 00:37:54,238 - Yes. - Who tried to kill you. 604 00:37:54,258 --> 00:37:55,551 - Okay. - Who is also 605 00:37:55,571 --> 00:37:58,222 the mother of the man I supposedly killed. 606 00:37:58,242 --> 00:37:59,553 I wouldn't really lead with that. 607 00:37:59,573 --> 00:38:01,270 Am I supposed to go up to her and say, 608 00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:04,240 "Hi, you probably saw a video of me covered in your son's blood. 609 00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:07,117 - Would you mind helping me out?" - Yes, yes, I don't know. 610 00:38:07,138 --> 00:38:09,959 I mean, like, look, there's, there's exactly one person 611 00:38:09,979 --> 00:38:12,236 in the whole world who Beatrix trusts, okay. 612 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:14,876 And you happened to have picked her as your shucking partner, so... 613 00:38:15,609 --> 00:38:17,239 Why would she trust you? 614 00:38:17,259 --> 00:38:19,679 Well, I mean, she knows about my whole lie detector thing. 615 00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:22,269 She's seen it work under some pretty extreme circumstances, 616 00:38:22,449 --> 00:38:24,843 and I guess I think that, well, yeah, 617 00:38:24,863 --> 00:38:28,056 she'd want to find the real killer more than she'd want to see you whacked. 618 00:38:28,289 --> 00:38:31,260 Okay. Okay, how, how do we find her? 619 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,609 We can't. Well, nobody can. 620 00:38:33,734 --> 00:38:35,647 She's in witness protection, so... 621 00:38:35,767 --> 00:38:37,031 shit. 622 00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:39,745 Do you have any form of contact with her at all? 623 00:38:39,765 --> 00:38:41,319 - No. - Think! 624 00:38:47,969 --> 00:38:49,269 Her Finsta. 625 00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:51,953 _ 626 00:38:51,974 --> 00:38:54,765 God, it really is nothing but baked goods. 627 00:38:55,061 --> 00:38:57,495 - Wait, can you send her a message? - Yeah. 628 00:38:57,874 --> 00:38:58,955 No. 629 00:38:59,075 --> 00:39:01,600 What? I'm her only follower. She doesn't follow me back? 630 00:39:01,621 --> 00:39:04,028 - What the fuck, Bea? - How do we find this lady? 631 00:39:04,048 --> 00:39:06,010 All we have to go on are cookie photos. 632 00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:09,389 Well, cookie photos and... 633 00:39:09,656 --> 00:39:11,683 everything in the background. 634 00:39:17,899 --> 00:39:21,140 Look, that's a junk mail, a political flyer. 635 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,817 I mean, even witness protection can't get you away from that. 636 00:39:23,837 --> 00:39:25,411 Can you read anything on it? 637 00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:27,868 Well, it's, uh, just the top line of the address, 638 00:39:27,888 --> 00:39:29,892 42 Ashford Place. 639 00:39:29,912 --> 00:39:31,772 Yeah, that doesn't really narrow it down. 640 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:33,255 This is a nightmare. 641 00:39:33,735 --> 00:39:36,897 Yeah. We need, we need a, we need a city. 642 00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:38,783 There's nothing else on the flyer? 643 00:39:38,803 --> 00:39:40,754 Well, just... Wait. 644 00:39:43,733 --> 00:39:45,341 Search it. Image search it! 645 00:39:45,361 --> 00:39:47,218 - Reverse image search it. - Yes, yes. I'm on it. 646 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,806 _ 647 00:39:51,832 --> 00:39:53,367 Greenville, Indiana. 648 00:39:53,388 --> 00:39:55,975 - It's a 10-hour drive. - Jesus Christ, look at this. 649 00:39:55,995 --> 00:39:58,628 Look at this. Half of my feed is already baking videos. 650 00:39:58,691 --> 00:40:00,691 Okay, fuck this. Let's roll. 651 00:40:08,819 --> 00:40:11,156 Okay, so I checked our deep cover sources, 652 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,531 even though I thought it was fuckin' stupid. 653 00:40:13,551 --> 00:40:17,290 And actually, there has been chatter about an assassin on this job. 654 00:40:17,359 --> 00:40:19,125 Chatter? What chatter? 655 00:40:19,229 --> 00:40:20,793 Just one word. 656 00:40:20,999 --> 00:40:22,899 I don't know what it means. 657 00:40:24,269 --> 00:40:25,769 Iguana. 658 00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:29,177 Iguana? 659 00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:31,512 - Are you sure? - Yes, ma'am. 660 00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:33,969 What's... Iguana? 661 00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:36,183 Well, Iguana is 662 00:40:36,576 --> 00:40:41,336 the code name of the most dangerous, deadly hitman in the world. 663 00:40:41,357 --> 00:40:44,027 A total ghost. No photos. No information. 664 00:40:44,652 --> 00:40:46,825 This is the first confirmation we have that he's even a he. 665 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,237 Able to strike anywhere... 666 00:40:48,789 --> 00:40:50,531 get to anyone, 667 00:40:50,987 --> 00:40:52,697 and leave zero trace. 668 00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:56,168 But Iguana is a made-up story 669 00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:59,374 that FBI agents tell new recruits to give them nightmares. 670 00:40:59,988 --> 00:41:04,445 If someone hired the Iguana, this was not about killing 671 00:41:04,465 --> 00:41:08,046 a multi-level marketing energy drink entrepreneur. 672 00:41:08,111 --> 00:41:10,581 And if Charlie and Alex are still alive... 673 00:41:11,749 --> 00:41:14,119 it's because the Iguana wants them that way. 674 00:41:17,418 --> 00:41:19,848 Charlie Cale is leading the Iguana 675 00:41:20,229 --> 00:41:22,659 straight to Beatrix Hasp... 676 00:41:24,729 --> 00:41:26,567 and it's going to be a blood bath. 677 00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:40,164 ? Early one morning ? 678 00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:43,568 ? Death come a-knocking at your door ? 679 00:41:44,349 --> 00:41:47,969 ? Early one morning ? 680 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:51,232 ? Death come a-knocking at your door ? 681 00:41:51,252 --> 00:41:55,596 ? I said, early one morning ? 682 00:41:55,729 --> 00:41:58,593 ? Death come a-knocking at your door ? 683 00:41:58,729 --> 00:42:02,027 ? Oh, my Lord, oh, my Lord ? 684 00:42:02,107 --> 00:42:05,323 ? What shall I do to be saved ? 685 00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:11,575 www.subtitulamos.tv