1 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,810 So Anne St. Marie. 2 00:00:19,843 --> 00:00:23,982 Address, 386 Dupont Street, apartment 6F. 3 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,394 Profession, retired poetry professor. 4 00:00:27,935 --> 00:00:30,465 And Madeline St. Marie. 5 00:00:30,565 --> 00:00:32,409 Address, the same. 6 00:00:32,481 --> 00:00:34,951 Profession, bicycle messenger. 7 00:00:35,491 --> 00:00:39,161 And Madeline is your granddaughter. 8 00:00:39,477 --> 00:00:43,487 And you would like to initiate adoption proceedings? 9 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:49,550 So you would like to adopt your adult granddaughter 10 00:00:49,585 --> 00:00:51,782 so that she's legally your daughter? 11 00:00:51,824 --> 00:00:53,176 That's right. 12 00:00:54,923 --> 00:00:57,593 - How long have you lived here? - 1972. 13 00:01:01,676 --> 00:01:03,176 Rent control. 14 00:01:04,603 --> 00:01:08,843 Yeah. And the lease stipulates that it can only be passed on 15 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:12,073 to a spouse or child? 16 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:16,049 Otherwise, the rent could be raised to current market value. 17 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:19,083 Oh, I don't, I don't know. I-I'd have to check. 18 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:32,629 Well, in that case, 19 00:01:32,729 --> 00:01:35,403 I suppose we should start on that adoption paperwork. 20 00:01:40,029 --> 00:01:42,389 www.subtitulamos.tv 21 00:01:43,249 --> 00:01:45,108 _ 22 00:01:45,176 --> 00:01:46,276 Three months. 23 00:01:46,343 --> 00:01:47,783 Why does it gotta take three months? 24 00:01:47,883 --> 00:01:50,413 I had to grease a few palms to get it through that fast. 25 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:51,953 It usually takes six. 26 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:53,113 When are you home tonight? 27 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,522 - 6:30. - Yeah, well, 28 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:56,383 don't be late for "Jeopardy!" again. 29 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:57,826 Nana, come on. 30 00:01:57,926 --> 00:01:59,704 Guy got hit by a waffle truck last night. 31 00:01:59,804 --> 00:02:00,929 It's a one-time thing. 32 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:03,644 Hey, Otto. When are you going to fix the hallway lights? 33 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:05,038 When you going to kiss my ass 34 00:02:05,138 --> 00:02:07,529 for living in such a palatial apartment for a pittance? 35 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,651 You know how much I could be charging for that place? 36 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:11,956 Yep. Rent control's a bitch, ain't it? 37 00:02:12,056 --> 00:02:14,343 Well, it takes one to know one, you old crone. 38 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,231 Go ahead, please. 39 00:02:29,476 --> 00:02:31,693 Well, it's the best one. 40 00:02:32,423 --> 00:02:35,393 - You should have it. - No. Please, I-I insist 41 00:02:36,463 --> 00:02:39,039 I have taken the plum that was at the fruit stand, 42 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:41,487 which you were probably eyeing for breakfast. 43 00:02:44,179 --> 00:02:45,649 You are forgiven. 44 00:02:46,273 --> 00:02:47,843 It looks delicious. 45 00:02:48,263 --> 00:02:50,873 So sweet and so cold. 46 00:03:07,429 --> 00:03:10,189 Real asshole, that William Carlos Williams. 47 00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:13,006 Steal someone's plum and then write a poem about it? 48 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,220 Yeah. 49 00:03:15,947 --> 00:03:17,614 He was the worst. 50 00:03:20,673 --> 00:03:22,659 Big Beefhead was one nickname 51 00:03:22,759 --> 00:03:24,656 for this late 19th century president. 52 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:26,073 Who was Grover Cleveland? 53 00:03:26,099 --> 00:03:28,156 Grover Cleveland. Good for a thousand. 54 00:03:28,243 --> 00:03:30,465 - Back to you. - Off, 1,000. 55 00:03:30,783 --> 00:03:32,994 Kick out the R from a pile of stones 56 00:03:33,094 --> 00:03:35,590 on a hiking trail and wander aimlessly. 57 00:03:35,802 --> 00:03:37,442 Nana, you okay? 58 00:03:38,372 --> 00:03:40,032 What should we watch after this? 59 00:03:40,704 --> 00:03:42,167 Uh, "Michael Clayton." 60 00:03:42,248 --> 00:03:44,733 Nah, you always want to watch "Michael Clayton." 61 00:03:47,203 --> 00:03:49,103 It's the perfect movie. 62 00:03:49,203 --> 00:03:51,273 - What is Nova Scotia? - You got it. 63 00:03:51,373 --> 00:03:52,973 Wild lines, 200. 64 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:58,431 _ 65 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,865 Nana, I'm home early. 66 00:04:08,323 --> 00:04:09,583 Nana? 67 00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:12,723 Nana? 68 00:04:13,896 --> 00:04:15,889 Nana? Oh, what the... 69 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,258 What the... 70 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:20,128 Oh, fuck! Oh! 71 00:04:20,228 --> 00:04:23,363 Looked at Grandma's pussy eyes! God! 72 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,803 Here. 73 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:31,613 This is my girlfriend, Kate. 74 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,813 Kate Forster. Hello. 75 00:04:35,913 --> 00:04:37,053 Sorry. 76 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:39,786 We really didn't expect you till later. 77 00:04:40,589 --> 00:04:42,529 Oh, yeah, no, careful. 78 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:44,224 I don't think you should scrub. 79 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:45,690 I-it's more of a dab. 80 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,037 I think I got it. 81 00:04:48,124 --> 00:04:50,663 Thank you so much, Kate Forster. 82 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:53,740 Okay, well, I'm sensing a little bit of hostility. 83 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:57,734 Does it make you uncomfortable my relationship with your grandmother? 84 00:04:57,834 --> 00:05:00,409 Yeah. It's walking in 85 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,881 on my nana having sex with a stranger 86 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:04,829 that makes me a little uncomfortable. 87 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,653 Mitten, I, I understand this is a shock. 88 00:05:12,253 --> 00:05:13,283 I think it just, 89 00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:15,092 I haven't really... 90 00:05:15,272 --> 00:05:18,422 pictured you in a romantic context outside of 91 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,657 Grandpa, so... 92 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,012 No, I loved your grandpa very much. 93 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:25,909 It's just... 94 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:30,759 when I was younger, I dated quite a few people, 95 00:05:30,859 --> 00:05:32,612 men and women, 96 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:36,999 and it's been a joy for me 97 00:05:37,099 --> 00:05:39,643 to reconnect with that part of myself. 98 00:05:41,713 --> 00:05:45,398 Nana, if you're happy, I'm happy. 99 00:05:45,498 --> 00:05:46,883 Really? 100 00:05:47,476 --> 00:05:49,798 Well, you still seem kind of upset. 101 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,593 It's probably from the pepper spray, Kate. 102 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:56,062 And you know what? Now that this Band Aid's been torn off, 103 00:05:56,463 --> 00:05:59,781 I've been waiting for the right moment to bring this up. 104 00:06:01,663 --> 00:06:04,003 I've asked Kate to move in with us. 105 00:06:07,203 --> 00:06:09,263 It's going to be fun, roomie. 106 00:06:12,926 --> 00:06:16,469 I'm not the guy that you kill. I'm the guy that you buy. 107 00:06:16,503 --> 00:06:19,080 Are you so fucking blind you don't even see what I am? 108 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:21,304 I'm the easiest part of your whole goddamn problem, 109 00:06:21,404 --> 00:06:22,632 and you're going to kill me? 110 00:06:22,923 --> 00:06:25,343 Don't you know who I am? I'm a fixer. 111 00:06:25,433 --> 00:06:26,473 I'm a bagman. 112 00:06:26,521 --> 00:06:29,919 I do everything from shoplifting housewives to bent congressmen 113 00:06:29,952 --> 00:06:31,422 and you're going to kill me? 114 00:06:33,272 --> 00:06:34,824 Anything wrong, Maddy? 115 00:06:34,845 --> 00:06:36,615 No, nothing's wrong. 116 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,327 Just trying to... 117 00:06:38,957 --> 00:06:41,749 - watch the movie. - This movie is dumb. 118 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,216 All they do is talk. 119 00:06:43,316 --> 00:06:45,143 I mean, I can't even follow the plot. 120 00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:47,313 They talk in movies. 121 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,570 And it's also because you're not paying attention. 122 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,353 - I mean... - Girls. Girls! 123 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,983 Please. 124 00:06:53,283 --> 00:06:54,723 It's fine. 125 00:06:55,253 --> 00:06:56,636 It's just a movie. 126 00:06:57,053 --> 00:06:59,553 - One second. - Everything okay? 127 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,414 You're so fucked. 128 00:07:01,514 --> 00:07:02,723 What? 129 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,466 You're fucked. 130 00:07:05,907 --> 00:07:08,703 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 131 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,680 Yes! Yes! 132 00:07:33,763 --> 00:07:35,413 I need you to do something for me. 133 00:08:08,063 --> 00:08:09,364 Ah, Maddy. 134 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,693 Delicates day for you as well? 135 00:08:15,232 --> 00:08:18,410 Am I meant to pick up this folder? 136 00:08:19,073 --> 00:08:20,403 Look inside? 137 00:08:20,873 --> 00:08:22,419 What might it contain? 138 00:08:22,873 --> 00:08:24,789 - "Jeopardy!" clues? - _ 139 00:08:24,826 --> 00:08:26,796 Your name isn't Kate Forster. 140 00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:28,216 It's Amelia Peek. 141 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:30,853 And you're a liar and a felon. 142 00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:36,129 Pieces of paper could never contain 143 00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:38,493 the totality of a human life. 144 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:41,519 I don't care about the totality of your life. 145 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:43,748 I care about your prison record 146 00:08:43,848 --> 00:08:46,434 and the three warrants you have out for your arrest. 147 00:08:46,873 --> 00:08:47,861 Admit it. 148 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:50,343 You're after my nana's incredible rent-controlled apartment. 149 00:08:52,403 --> 00:08:55,143 When I see your nana, 150 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,443 I see her beauty... 151 00:08:59,513 --> 00:09:01,343 and her wonderful mind 152 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:05,253 and her endless capacity for sensual delights. 153 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,520 And quite frankly, it concerns me 154 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:10,493 that when you look at her, 155 00:09:11,123 --> 00:09:16,431 all you see is a nice, cheap apartment. 156 00:09:16,863 --> 00:09:18,575 Yeah. I ain't buying that shit. 157 00:09:18,675 --> 00:09:20,121 You're an absolute fraud. 158 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:23,103 You're going to break it off and you're going to leave town now. 159 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,463 Or? 160 00:09:24,703 --> 00:09:28,032 Or I'm sure the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension 161 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,539 will be very interested to learn your whereabouts. 162 00:09:34,129 --> 00:09:36,327 _ 163 00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:50,317 Do you think it's wise... 164 00:09:51,229 --> 00:09:54,869 to threaten the person in this packet? 165 00:09:56,088 --> 00:09:57,555 You don't know me 166 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,891 or what I've done... 167 00:10:00,673 --> 00:10:03,543 or what I'm capable of. 168 00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:16,074 Stay away from my nana. 169 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:23,863 Wowza. 170 00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:26,652 That spin cycle is really something else. 171 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,496 Get the fuck out of town. 172 00:10:29,306 --> 00:10:31,005 Okay, you win. 173 00:10:31,352 --> 00:10:32,715 I'll go. 174 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,273 But can you just give me a couple days to say goodbye? 175 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,721 I want to let Anne down gently. 176 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,485 You can have one day. 177 00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:10,503 _ 178 00:11:16,782 --> 00:11:18,382 _ 179 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:21,470 _ 180 00:11:27,493 --> 00:11:28,974 _ 181 00:11:29,009 --> 00:11:30,815 _ 182 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:54,480 You said you'd do it at 3. It's now 3:05. 183 00:11:54,509 --> 00:11:56,209 Quit stalling. 184 00:11:57,393 --> 00:11:58,797 Alright. Alright. 185 00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:01,623 I just have some laundry in the wash. 186 00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:03,342 Would you mind advancing it for me? 187 00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:04,891 I'm not doing your fucking laundry. 188 00:12:05,719 --> 00:12:09,659 I just need a minute alone with her, okay? 189 00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:11,814 And then I'll be out of your hair... 190 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,608 forever. 191 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,113 - Hey, Nana? - Yeah. 192 00:12:19,134 --> 00:12:20,795 I'm just going to pop down and do some laundry, okay? 193 00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:23,319 - Okay, Mittens. Love you. - I love you too. 194 00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:47,350 _ 195 00:12:54,465 --> 00:12:56,644 _ 196 00:12:56,664 --> 00:12:58,300 _ 197 00:13:31,383 --> 00:13:34,123 What do you think about putting in a breakfast nook? 198 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,152 Could be nice. 199 00:13:58,513 --> 00:14:00,771 I think this is going to be good for me. 200 00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:02,621 I got a good feeling about this. 201 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,966 New York City? Please explain. 202 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,969 Well, here's my working theory. 203 00:14:07,069 --> 00:14:10,308 Everywhere I go, I get sucked into other people's bullshit. 204 00:14:10,837 --> 00:14:14,071 Well, but here, the sheer volume of people, 205 00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:16,489 I mean, just the amount of bullshit. 206 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,391 Well, I suspect it might work like some kind of a... 207 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,374 I don't know, white noise machine. 208 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,527 And, me, I can just be a person. 209 00:14:24,627 --> 00:14:26,683 Now you're sure I'm not putting you out, right? 210 00:14:26,789 --> 00:14:28,545 I haven't lived in Brooklyn for years. 211 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:30,308 I keep it as a tax write-off. 212 00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,996 My poor pillows go unrumpled. 213 00:14:32,096 --> 00:14:35,113 Eh. Okay, well, I'll be sure to rumple 'em good for you. 214 00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:44,050 - Hey, what's up? - Good morning. 215 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,259 Hi. 216 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:48,235 Wow. 217 00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:49,356 Hey. Hey, there. 218 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:51,823 Uh, those getting, uh, 219 00:14:51,863 --> 00:14:54,263 scalloped or mashed or... Ow. 220 00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:59,103 You're right. None of my business. 221 00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:03,443 Ours is not to reason why so many potatoes. 222 00:15:04,673 --> 00:15:05,947 See you. 223 00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:21,346 Oh ho! Home is where the mustard is. 224 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,340 Who are you? 225 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:27,663 Are you subletting? Subletting is strictly forbidden. 226 00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:29,095 No, I'm... 227 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,808 I'm just... I'm cat sitting for my Good Buddy. 228 00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:34,608 He has a pet? That is so much worse. 229 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:38,088 No, no, I said cactus sitting. Cactus. Uh... 230 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,843 You didn't let me finish. I, uh... 231 00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:42,217 Yeah, s-so I'm just here to water his succulents. 232 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,776 So you're not staying here? 233 00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,696 Absolutely not. 234 00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:49,300 Fine. But cacti famously don't require a lot of water. 235 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,253 So I shouldn't see you around here for at least another 10 days. 236 00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:55,983 Okay, I will put that on my calendar, commendatore. 237 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,263 Phew. Geez. 238 00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:06,603 Oh, yes. 239 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,523 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 240 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:49,873 Gosh, Abdul, this is really some place you got here. 241 00:16:49,973 --> 00:16:53,339 I mean, you got smoothies, uh, chainsaws, 242 00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:55,753 cheese as far as the eye can see. 243 00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:57,343 Snow globes. 244 00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:01,726 Yeah. You think I could get a job here? 245 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,433 I don't know who you are. 246 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,623 Oh, I'm Charlie, Charlie Cale, 247 00:17:06,723 --> 00:17:08,963 - just lookin' for a job. - Excuse me, sir. 248 00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:10,849 I bought this cantaloupe here earlier, 249 00:17:10,949 --> 00:17:14,168 and it is just completely unacceptable. 250 00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:15,413 That's bullshit. 251 00:17:15,543 --> 00:17:17,213 I'm sorry. Do you want another? 252 00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:20,913 No, what I'd like is to exchange it for four mangoes. 253 00:17:21,013 --> 00:17:23,668 - I think it's perfectly fair. - Also bullshit. 254 00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:27,399 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 255 00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:30,656 Help? Um, uh... 256 00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:32,967 You're fine. 257 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:36,463 Honestly, your fruit scams are your business. 258 00:17:37,193 --> 00:17:40,017 Well, maybe it could be our business. 259 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,812 Let me buy you a pasta dinner. 260 00:17:43,219 --> 00:17:46,059 I want to know everything there is to know about you. 261 00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:48,058 Oh, gosh. 262 00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:52,043 You don't mean that but, uh, flattered nonetheless. 263 00:17:52,143 --> 00:17:54,365 Oh, you got a keen sense of the truth, huh? 264 00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:58,119 You're what I like to call a eagle-eyed Jim. 265 00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:00,016 An Honest Thomas. 266 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,999 And other things, I'm sure. 267 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,053 Lucille Lambchop. Thanks, Abdul. See you. 268 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,420 Alright. 269 00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:14,333 Hey, cactus lady. 270 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,463 Hey! 271 00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:19,473 I'm talking to you. 272 00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:22,518 I still see you. 273 00:18:22,842 --> 00:18:24,572 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 274 00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:25,679 Shit. 275 00:18:27,913 --> 00:18:29,343 God. 276 00:18:30,213 --> 00:18:31,622 Did you shut that door? 277 00:18:31,722 --> 00:18:33,779 Uh, yeah. Sorry. Why? 278 00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:42,877 This place is a death trap. 279 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,116 The landlord doesn't fix a goddamn thing. 280 00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:48,630 Uh, Otto, right? Well, that's the guy I was fleeing. 281 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:52,173 It turns out I guess he doesn't really like subletters, so, uh... 282 00:18:52,273 --> 00:18:54,343 Geez, man. Shit. 283 00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,010 How do we get out of here? 284 00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:57,579 What are you doing? 285 00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:59,392 I'm a bike messenger, 286 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,890 so prepared for anything. 287 00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:02,113 Packages and stuff. 288 00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:04,232 - Fucking Otto. - Right. 289 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:06,553 Fucking Otto. 290 00:19:08,183 --> 00:19:10,683 - This is like Chernobylicious, huh? - _ 291 00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:14,015 _ 292 00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:16,474 Jesus! 293 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,572 Spin cycle on these things is bananas. 294 00:19:19,672 --> 00:19:21,156 Seems so. Seems so. 295 00:19:21,256 --> 00:19:23,962 Okay. Sorry about that. Sorry about the door. 296 00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,938 You know, I'm new here, and I don't know protocol. 297 00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:28,501 I don't really know the protocol because I'm not supposed to be living here and... 298 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,943 - I'm Charlie, by the way. - Maddy. 299 00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:34,298 Hey, Maddy. 300 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:37,179 So you've been here living here a while? 301 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,002 A couple years. I live with my nana. 302 00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:42,855 Um, she's been here forever. 303 00:19:42,955 --> 00:19:44,925 Parents kicked me out in high school, 304 00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:46,476 and she took me in. 305 00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:57,176 Do you like "Jeopardy!"? 306 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,158 Well, it sure has a way of finding me. 307 00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:04,513 I can't say I like it. 308 00:20:05,313 --> 00:20:07,244 Though there is something invigorating 309 00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,458 about confronting your own mortality. 310 00:20:10,183 --> 00:20:11,613 I meant the game show. 311 00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:15,123 Well, Yeah. Fuck yeah. 312 00:20:15,223 --> 00:20:17,279 Who is Buckminster Fuller? 313 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:19,593 Buckminster Fuller is the dome guy. That's correct. 314 00:20:21,223 --> 00:20:22,923 What a life, huh? 315 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:26,725 It's just like, honeydew, "Jeopardy!." What more could you want? 316 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,047 Well, we could watch "Michael Clayton" for the 800th time. 317 00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,897 Oh, perfect movie. 318 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,274 - I knew I liked you. - Yeah. 319 00:20:34,803 --> 00:20:38,873 Man, Anne, this is, like, some place, huh? 320 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,692 What are you, an oligarch or something? 321 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,483 Retired poetry professor. 322 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,113 I've been in here since the early '70s though. 323 00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:47,599 And it's rent controlled. 324 00:20:47,699 --> 00:20:49,933 Holy holy grail of apartments. 325 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:52,402 We're trying to work it so we can keep the cheap rent forever. 326 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,094 So Nana's going to adopt me. 327 00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:55,822 Wow. No shit? 328 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,633 Oh, I can't wait to see the look on Otto's face when he finds out. 329 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,103 - Yoo-hoo? - In here. 330 00:21:02,646 --> 00:21:04,099 Sorry I'm late. 331 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,808 - Had to pick the right mango. - Ooh. 332 00:21:05,908 --> 00:21:07,081 Thank you. 333 00:21:08,073 --> 00:21:09,296 And you are? 334 00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:10,743 Ah, Charlie. 335 00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:13,078 New to the building, but don't tell Otto. 336 00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:14,315 Charlie, 337 00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:16,692 do you have your library card yet? 338 00:21:18,105 --> 00:21:19,631 - Here we go. - What? 339 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,401 Ricardo's a very passionate librarian. 340 00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,832 It's not just my job, it's my calling. 341 00:21:23,925 --> 00:21:25,701 If you ever need something researched, 342 00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:26,994 I'm your guy. 343 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:30,407 So Ricardo, you're like a walking, talking epitome 344 00:21:30,447 --> 00:21:32,020 of don't judge a book by its cover, huh? 345 00:21:32,528 --> 00:21:34,993 Yeah, are they... are they hiring? 346 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:36,712 Kind of. 347 00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:40,911 Downside is the librarians' union is so corrupt. 348 00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:43,103 Dude, do you need a job? You should have asked me. 349 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:44,876 - I can hook you up. - Oh, it's going to be alright. 350 00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,643 I did see a, a flyer 351 00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:48,590 for a remote work opportunity, so... 352 00:21:49,092 --> 00:21:51,053 Stop sign, person. 353 00:21:51,153 --> 00:21:52,953 Stop sign, person. 354 00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:54,271 Stop sign. 355 00:21:54,423 --> 00:21:56,023 Stop sign, person. 356 00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:57,193 Stop sign. 357 00:21:57,293 --> 00:21:59,023 Stop sign, person. 358 00:21:59,123 --> 00:22:00,584 - Hello. - Person. 359 00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:01,904 Oh, sorry! 360 00:22:02,395 --> 00:22:04,505 Do you want this coffee? 361 00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:10,371 Do I want this coffee? 362 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,956 It's just a regular black coffee, 363 00:22:13,056 --> 00:22:14,805 and they accidentally made me two 364 00:22:14,905 --> 00:22:18,546 and you just kind of look sad at your laptop, 365 00:22:18,646 --> 00:22:20,213 dead-eyed, tapping. 366 00:22:20,313 --> 00:22:22,116 Me? No, no, no. I... 367 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,643 Hey, I-I'll have you know that, 368 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:28,327 well, I am a bonafide CAPTCHA technician. 369 00:22:28,427 --> 00:22:30,400 Yeah. You see? So I basically, I decide 370 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,358 what's stop signs and what's not all day. 371 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:34,194 I mean, it is dirty work, 372 00:22:34,294 --> 00:22:36,199 but, you know, somebody's gotta do it. 373 00:22:36,299 --> 00:22:37,633 Sure. 374 00:22:41,463 --> 00:22:43,934 Not coffee. It's not coffee. 375 00:22:44,034 --> 00:22:46,438 Butterscotch pumpkin mochaccino. 376 00:22:46,538 --> 00:22:47,873 They messed it up. 377 00:22:47,973 --> 00:22:49,243 I am so sorry. 378 00:22:49,343 --> 00:22:52,143 Oh. And I said it was black coffee and I lied. That's awful. 379 00:22:52,243 --> 00:22:53,955 Ah, no, no, it's fine. 380 00:22:54,055 --> 00:22:56,210 You're trying to do something nice and, and you didn't lie. 381 00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:58,586 - They messed it up. - I can return it. 382 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,588 It's growing on me. 383 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:05,759 Well, leave it to me to fuck up a random act of kindness. 384 00:23:06,913 --> 00:23:08,723 Pay it forward, I guess. 385 00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:12,349 Crosswalk. 386 00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:13,903 Building. 387 00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:15,776 Firetruck. 388 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,303 Crowd. 389 00:23:17,673 --> 00:23:20,274 Everyone, if I could have your attention. 390 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:23,273 There was an accident involving toxic chemicals 391 00:23:23,373 --> 00:23:24,513 in the laundry room. 392 00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:26,747 We should all steer clear for a few days. 393 00:23:26,847 --> 00:23:29,015 Hi. Hey. You said we? 394 00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:31,113 Sure. I live here. 395 00:23:31,213 --> 00:23:32,633 Micky, 1G. 396 00:23:32,733 --> 00:23:35,958 Oh, wow. Uh, 1G. Hey, I'm GG. 397 00:23:36,058 --> 00:23:37,614 So I'm right below you. 398 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,251 Who's the tap dancer? 399 00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:40,943 That would be me. 400 00:23:41,035 --> 00:23:43,198 Oh, boy. You're a real John Bubbles, huh? 401 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:45,793 I had a short-lived off-Broadway career, 402 00:23:45,893 --> 00:23:48,870 but now I just do it to relieve stress sometimes. 403 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,278 Oh yeah, of course. Do you ever miss the limelight? 404 00:23:51,378 --> 00:23:53,253 Sometimes. This pays the bills. 405 00:23:53,353 --> 00:23:54,566 I got a wife and kid now. 406 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,221 Could you tell me what happened? 407 00:23:56,321 --> 00:23:57,996 Hey, Micky, need a hand here. 408 00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:00,539 - See ya. - It's a freak accident, apparently. 409 00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:03,553 Tenant was doing laundry, 410 00:24:03,653 --> 00:24:06,588 spilled some bleach on some descaler, 411 00:24:06,688 --> 00:24:09,352 and the sodium hypochlorite reacted 412 00:24:09,452 --> 00:24:12,512 with the phosphoric acid and created chlorine gas. 413 00:24:12,612 --> 00:24:16,063 The broken lock meant the tenant was trapped inside. 414 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,293 Gosh, they died? 415 00:24:17,393 --> 00:24:18,863 - Yes. - Jesus. 416 00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:20,837 Also, are you a chemist or something? 417 00:24:20,883 --> 00:24:22,949 'Cause that was a very detailed breakdown. 418 00:24:23,103 --> 00:24:25,938 No, no. I was an investigative journalist 419 00:24:26,038 --> 00:24:28,382 for "The Observer" before I got blackballed 420 00:24:28,455 --> 00:24:30,452 after sucker punching Rex Reed. 421 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,520 - No shit? - Then I did a stint 422 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:35,543 as managing editor at "Vague" before retiring. 423 00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:37,380 Oh, "Vogue." I mean, that's a big deal. 424 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,255 No, no. "Vague" magazine. Different publication. 425 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:41,939 Ah. What's that one about? 426 00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:43,753 This and that. 427 00:24:45,793 --> 00:24:48,028 Hey, do you know who the tenant was? 428 00:24:48,128 --> 00:24:51,156 No, but I knew her grandmother, Anne. 429 00:24:51,393 --> 00:24:53,283 She's lived here forever. 430 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,303 Oh, geez. 431 00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:58,497 Oh, shit. 432 00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:10,553 Oh, hello again. Nice fruit. 433 00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:13,046 To what do I owe the pleasure? 434 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,405 I'm, uh, I'm looking for Anne. 435 00:25:16,505 --> 00:25:18,561 Mm. She's in mourning right now. 436 00:25:18,661 --> 00:25:21,812 Yeah, I know. It's, uh... It's awful. I, uh... 437 00:25:22,693 --> 00:25:25,093 I came by to say how sorry I was. 438 00:25:25,493 --> 00:25:27,705 By bringing a pineapple? 439 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:30,733 Oh, I, uh... 440 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,366 Yeah, I remember that Anne likes fruit. 441 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:35,522 And someone did something nice for me, 442 00:25:35,622 --> 00:25:37,499 told me to pass it on. I... 443 00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:39,541 A pineapple of condolence. 444 00:25:39,641 --> 00:25:42,374 A lovely gesture. She'll be very touched. 445 00:25:43,953 --> 00:25:46,883 Yeah. Sorry. So sorry. 446 00:25:46,983 --> 00:25:50,293 Just, uh, you said you're a friend of Anne's? 447 00:25:50,473 --> 00:25:52,814 - We're engaged actually. - Bullshit. 448 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,398 Excuse me? 449 00:25:54,883 --> 00:25:56,923 Sorry. Forget it. I... 450 00:25:57,533 --> 00:25:59,171 None of my business. 451 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:00,642 Oh, that's right. 452 00:26:00,803 --> 00:26:02,533 You're a savvy one. 453 00:26:02,633 --> 00:26:04,133 Eagle-eyed Jim. 454 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,373 Well, we're going to be engaged. 455 00:26:06,769 --> 00:26:08,139 Very soon. 456 00:26:08,229 --> 00:26:09,891 You said you, you live here? 457 00:26:09,991 --> 00:26:12,238 But it's nuts, I, uh... 458 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:14,042 I was here a few weeks ago. I thought, uh, 459 00:26:14,142 --> 00:26:15,525 I thought it was just Anne and Maddy. 460 00:26:15,546 --> 00:26:17,023 Recent development. 461 00:26:17,213 --> 00:26:18,619 Thanks for the pineapple. 462 00:26:26,179 --> 00:26:28,968 Those must be some thirsty cacti. 463 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,262 Either that or you are a liar. 464 00:26:31,362 --> 00:26:34,725 A dirty, filthy, subletting liar. 465 00:26:34,825 --> 00:26:36,680 You have a lot of nerve, okay? 466 00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:39,473 - A woman is dead because of you. - Oh, that's baloney. 467 00:26:39,573 --> 00:26:41,690 You refused to fix the lock. She got stuck, 468 00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:44,913 and now her blood is on your cheapskate hands. 469 00:26:45,013 --> 00:26:47,113 But I did fix the lock. 470 00:26:49,103 --> 00:26:50,733 Wait, that's true. What? 471 00:26:52,426 --> 00:26:54,802 The bleach fell from there 472 00:26:54,856 --> 00:26:56,725 and, uh, well, that must be the descaler, 473 00:26:56,746 --> 00:26:59,101 which I have to say, that sounds like some sort 474 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,620 of a weird torture device for iguanas. 475 00:27:03,609 --> 00:27:05,379 Chernobylicious. 476 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:09,873 Hey, that bottle was on that shelf. 477 00:27:09,973 --> 00:27:12,549 - I recognize the goo. - Oh, the descaler? 478 00:27:12,649 --> 00:27:14,484 I use it on the boiler sometimes. 479 00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:17,636 Okay. So then what's it doing down here? 480 00:27:18,673 --> 00:27:20,889 Clearly someone moved it. 481 00:27:23,953 --> 00:27:26,580 Eh, Otto, I'm going to ask you something, 482 00:27:26,683 --> 00:27:29,183 and I don't want you to take this personally. 483 00:27:32,493 --> 00:27:35,091 - Did you murder Maddy? - What? No! 484 00:27:35,569 --> 00:27:36,819 Ah, you didn't. 485 00:27:36,929 --> 00:27:38,568 - Why would I kill her? - I don't know. 486 00:27:38,668 --> 00:27:40,889 Gosh, maybe you were, you know, mad that they were doing 487 00:27:40,989 --> 00:27:42,844 this whole rent-controlled adoption scheme 488 00:27:42,930 --> 00:27:44,238 and you wanted to stop it. 489 00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:46,739 They were running a rent-controlled adoption scheme? 490 00:27:47,681 --> 00:27:49,703 Had I known that, I would've killed her. 491 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:52,308 Oh, okay. That was not a lie. 492 00:27:52,622 --> 00:27:54,673 So, uh, just so I'm clear, 493 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:58,196 what you're saying is that you didn't murder Maddy, 494 00:27:58,229 --> 00:28:00,041 - but you would've. - Totally. 495 00:28:00,141 --> 00:28:02,618 Your candor is alarming. 496 00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:05,133 Uh, okay. Ah... 497 00:28:05,186 --> 00:28:07,298 Look, we both agree this is fishy, right? 498 00:28:07,405 --> 00:28:10,393 I mean, you fix it, and yet it's broken. 499 00:28:10,493 --> 00:28:11,899 Over here, well, 500 00:28:11,999 --> 00:28:14,629 the descaler just flew over here from nowhere. 501 00:28:14,729 --> 00:28:17,076 And anybody that lives here knows this laundry room. 502 00:28:17,176 --> 00:28:20,741 I mean, they know that this, uh, spin cycle is just bonkers. 503 00:28:20,943 --> 00:28:23,001 This isn't the handle I installed. 504 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:24,984 This is a Schlage F50. 505 00:28:25,084 --> 00:28:26,748 I installed a Schlage F30. 506 00:28:26,821 --> 00:28:28,663 I never would've sprung for an upgraded model. 507 00:28:28,764 --> 00:28:29,801 Oh, I see. 508 00:28:29,901 --> 00:28:31,153 What you're saying is that 509 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:34,721 whoever bought this Sludge F50, 510 00:28:34,821 --> 00:28:38,173 well, they're the one that set up this whole Rube Goldberg of death? 511 00:28:38,273 --> 00:28:41,446 Who cares? It means I'm not liable. 512 00:28:41,592 --> 00:28:43,622 Now feed the cacti and get out. 513 00:28:57,326 --> 00:28:58,611 I see. 514 00:29:00,043 --> 00:29:02,283 Maybe this will bring you some comfort? 515 00:29:05,053 --> 00:29:07,053 This is all I have left of her now. 516 00:29:09,676 --> 00:29:11,916 I can't believe this has happened. 517 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:22,094 "The art of losing isn't hard to master." 518 00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:27,140 "Though it might look like disaster." 519 00:29:42,636 --> 00:29:44,036 _ 520 00:29:45,355 --> 00:29:47,274 _ 521 00:29:50,726 --> 00:29:54,456 Did Maddy have any friends that worked at the library? 522 00:29:56,304 --> 00:29:58,566 Uh, Ricardo in 2B. 523 00:29:58,903 --> 00:30:00,303 Why? 524 00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:03,029 I'm putting together a tribute 525 00:30:03,383 --> 00:30:05,693 and I don't want to leave anybody out. 526 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,709 I'm going to pop out for a few errands. Do you want anything? 527 00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:14,523 I don't want to stay here anymore. 528 00:30:19,128 --> 00:30:21,445 It's perfectly normal to feel that way. 529 00:30:22,016 --> 00:30:23,716 You've suffered a loss 530 00:30:24,317 --> 00:30:25,773 but just remember, 531 00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:28,285 this too shall pass. 532 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:37,679 Hey. 533 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:40,172 Abdul. How's it going? 534 00:30:40,813 --> 00:30:42,401 I don't know who you are. 535 00:30:42,522 --> 00:30:44,657 Oh, gosh. You're not lying, 536 00:30:44,783 --> 00:30:47,379 but you are a little hurtful. I am in here a lot 537 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:49,611 and like to think I have a memorable mug. 538 00:30:49,711 --> 00:30:51,350 Hey, do you remember, um, 539 00:30:51,593 --> 00:30:54,223 did anybody buy one of these doorknobs recently? 540 00:30:55,093 --> 00:30:58,116 Oh, yeah. Schlage F50? Yes, they did. 541 00:30:59,204 --> 00:31:01,347 Oh. Great. Uh, who was it? 542 00:31:01,447 --> 00:31:02,603 I have no idea. 543 00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:04,348 I'm sorry. 544 00:31:04,442 --> 00:31:05,857 I have face blindness. 545 00:31:05,957 --> 00:31:08,178 I can remember people's orders and purchases 546 00:31:08,278 --> 00:31:11,189 but none of their physical characteristics. 547 00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:13,366 Oh, got it. 548 00:31:13,395 --> 00:31:16,522 Well, me, I'm the chopped cheese with pepperoncinis, 549 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:17,989 extra provolone, side of vape. 550 00:31:18,089 --> 00:31:19,961 Oh, yes, of course. Welcome back. 551 00:31:20,061 --> 00:31:21,518 It's good to see you. 552 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,164 You're one of my favorites. 553 00:31:23,538 --> 00:31:24,699 Ah, that's nice. 554 00:31:26,124 --> 00:31:30,095 So, uh, hey, the person that purchased this doorknob, 555 00:31:30,176 --> 00:31:31,942 you remember their order? 556 00:31:32,476 --> 00:31:34,942 Uh, no, they don't get sandwiches. 557 00:31:35,486 --> 00:31:37,586 But they do buy a lot of fruit. 558 00:31:40,743 --> 00:31:44,643 Does it happen to be a very sweet old lady who loves poetry? 559 00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,641 This is an intense condition. 560 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:53,792 So you don't know if the person in question was a 70-year-old woman? 561 00:31:53,902 --> 00:31:56,706 They buy yogurt, nuts, 562 00:31:57,079 --> 00:31:58,708 but mostly fruit. 563 00:31:59,479 --> 00:32:01,920 And often they're not happy with the fruit too. 564 00:32:02,223 --> 00:32:04,840 Try to return it for multiples of other fruit. 565 00:32:18,143 --> 00:32:21,643 Ricardo, I'm not going to beat around the bush. 566 00:32:22,289 --> 00:32:23,899 I'm bad news. 567 00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:25,996 But you know that 568 00:32:26,183 --> 00:32:29,009 because I read your little book report. 569 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,523 You've been inside? 570 00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:36,024 Yeah, I've been inside all day, 571 00:32:36,082 --> 00:32:37,706 but I'm about to go out. 572 00:32:40,203 --> 00:32:41,543 Inside, 573 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:43,628 like prison inside. 574 00:32:44,176 --> 00:32:45,706 Oh, no. 575 00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:47,673 Then what's with all the tats? 576 00:32:48,373 --> 00:32:50,543 I just love the art of visual storytelling. 577 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:55,046 Well, the first thing you learn inside 578 00:32:55,178 --> 00:32:57,125 is that anyone can be got to, 579 00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,135 at any time. 580 00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:00,931 Accidents happen. 581 00:33:00,989 --> 00:33:03,189 Have you ever seen "Anatomy of a Fall?" 582 00:33:05,323 --> 00:33:07,326 It's a great dog performance. 583 00:33:08,023 --> 00:33:10,333 But people slip and fall. 584 00:33:11,093 --> 00:33:12,609 But without a witness, 585 00:33:12,709 --> 00:33:15,483 it's impossible to know if it was an accident 586 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,204 or if they were pushed. 587 00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:22,375 Do you understand what I'm saying, Ricardo? 588 00:33:23,573 --> 00:33:25,670 Are you going to keep your mouth shut? 589 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,753 Okay. 590 00:33:31,639 --> 00:33:33,139 Okay, good. 591 00:33:37,253 --> 00:33:39,046 Hm, this is a nice place. 592 00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:45,065 Is that a William Eggleston? 593 00:33:57,143 --> 00:33:58,373 Ah, great, Ricardo. 594 00:33:58,473 --> 00:34:01,143 Hey, I wanted to ask you a couple of questions. 595 00:34:01,797 --> 00:34:04,533 Uh, it's about, uh, Anne's new girlfriend. 596 00:34:04,813 --> 00:34:06,169 You know her, right? 597 00:34:07,510 --> 00:34:09,965 Um, no. No, I've never met her. 598 00:34:10,153 --> 00:34:11,493 What? 599 00:34:13,069 --> 00:34:14,309 Bullshit. 600 00:34:15,163 --> 00:34:17,750 Maybe I wasn't clear. I'm talking about that, 601 00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,460 you know, that uptight chick, 602 00:34:19,547 --> 00:34:21,222 the one with the sketchy energy? 603 00:34:21,362 --> 00:34:24,093 Oh, you know, I don't like to judge books by their cover. 604 00:34:24,193 --> 00:34:27,081 And who does? I mean, I don't judge any books by any covers. 605 00:34:27,181 --> 00:34:31,409 Just, do you know if Katie and Maddy had, like, a beef or something? 606 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:33,280 - I just... - I don't know anything 607 00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:36,643 That's bullshit again. 608 00:34:36,953 --> 00:34:38,613 What is going on with you? 609 00:34:38,713 --> 00:34:41,246 Seriously? Are you mixed up in this somehow? 610 00:34:41,523 --> 00:34:43,383 - No. - Ricardo, 611 00:34:43,879 --> 00:34:47,627 you know that this Katie chick is, uh, shady as fuck, right? 612 00:34:50,096 --> 00:34:52,253 I mean, she... 613 00:34:55,903 --> 00:34:57,128 Maddy... 614 00:34:58,003 --> 00:34:59,003 Yeah? 615 00:35:00,943 --> 00:35:03,613 Hey. Hey, Maddy what? 616 00:35:05,273 --> 00:35:06,646 I mean... 617 00:35:10,213 --> 00:35:12,355 Ah, geez, Really? Come on. 618 00:35:12,422 --> 00:35:13,822 Ricardo! 619 00:35:14,653 --> 00:35:17,073 Saved by the bell? Ricardo. 620 00:35:43,013 --> 00:35:44,317 Okay, sheesh. 621 00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:46,811 Shush, I hear a fire alarm. Easy. 622 00:35:49,082 --> 00:35:50,482 - Oh, hey. - Geez, 623 00:35:50,502 --> 00:35:52,212 feels like I'm working from home these days. 624 00:35:52,312 --> 00:35:55,202 Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine. So, hey, Micky, what's the, uh, procedure here? 625 00:35:55,302 --> 00:35:57,045 We just gotta verify it's a false alarm, 626 00:35:57,145 --> 00:35:58,698 then we'll let everyone back in. 627 00:35:58,786 --> 00:36:01,015 Hey, also, I want to thank you. 628 00:36:01,062 --> 00:36:04,303 After our talk earlier, I realized I do miss the stage. 629 00:36:04,403 --> 00:36:06,207 I'm going out for an audition next week. 630 00:36:06,307 --> 00:36:08,321 Hey, that's great. I'm glad I could help, neighbor. 631 00:36:08,421 --> 00:36:10,418 You ever need a favor, you know where I live. 632 00:36:10,518 --> 00:36:12,292 Or I guess you can call 911. 633 00:36:12,457 --> 00:36:14,102 Yeah. Oh, hey, Micky. 634 00:36:14,202 --> 00:36:17,153 Uh, have you seen, uh, Ricky, Ricky Ricardo, around? 635 00:36:17,253 --> 00:36:18,613 - No. - Nah? 636 00:36:20,988 --> 00:36:24,015 - Ah. Hey, Ricky, uh... - I don't know anything. 637 00:36:24,045 --> 00:36:26,185 I don't know shit. Please stop talking to me! 638 00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:28,502 Okay. 639 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,883 I know what you did. 640 00:36:38,969 --> 00:36:41,382 - What did I do? - Y-y-you killed Maddy, 641 00:36:41,415 --> 00:36:43,615 then you rigged the laundry room to make it look like an accident. 642 00:36:43,715 --> 00:36:46,599 And then you, you swapped out the Schleizies, the Schlakes, 643 00:36:46,646 --> 00:36:48,554 the Schal... Schlaze... 644 00:36:48,613 --> 00:36:51,703 You changed the door handles. 645 00:36:51,803 --> 00:36:53,351 Abdul confirmed it. 646 00:36:53,451 --> 00:36:55,338 The face blind store clerk? 647 00:36:56,453 --> 00:36:59,493 It's not what you know, Honest Thomas, 648 00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:01,029 it's what you can prove. 649 00:37:01,129 --> 00:37:04,431 I don't think you're going to find many willing proof providers. 650 00:37:05,653 --> 00:37:06,823 Jesus. 651 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,198 Oh, fuck yeah. This place is so sick. 652 00:38:04,423 --> 00:38:06,793 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 653 00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,213 What's your polly on renos? 654 00:38:09,313 --> 00:38:10,913 I'd like to install an ice plunge 655 00:38:11,013 --> 00:38:13,494 in the dining room so I can digest at 34 degrees. 656 00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:15,801 - That's my opti-tempy. - Well, of course. 657 00:38:15,901 --> 00:38:18,438 But I should mention there is a broker's fee. 658 00:38:18,538 --> 00:38:20,603 Not a big deal. Just 18 months rent. 659 00:38:20,703 --> 00:38:22,342 Do I look fucking poor to you? 660 00:38:24,613 --> 00:38:26,319 I'm sorry. What's going on here? 661 00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:28,471 I'm doing a showing. 662 00:38:29,836 --> 00:38:31,776 So how soon can you move in? 663 00:38:31,823 --> 00:38:34,693 How soon can you kick Miss Freckles to the curb? 664 00:38:37,086 --> 00:38:38,346 Anne... 665 00:38:39,112 --> 00:38:41,473 there is a very unpleasant man 666 00:38:41,514 --> 00:38:43,091 traipsing around our living room. 667 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,416 Yeah, I told Otto to list the apartment. 668 00:38:52,433 --> 00:38:54,273 I was gone an hour. 669 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:56,006 Why would you do that? 670 00:38:56,106 --> 00:38:57,763 I tried to tell you earlier, 671 00:38:57,863 --> 00:38:59,591 I don't want to live here anymore. 672 00:38:59,691 --> 00:39:01,243 You can't decide that unilaterally. 673 00:39:01,343 --> 00:39:02,743 We're supposed to be partners. 674 00:39:03,183 --> 00:39:04,966 It's still my apartment. 675 00:39:05,066 --> 00:39:06,923 Yes, of course. 676 00:39:07,023 --> 00:39:10,018 But we've been talking about getting married, 677 00:39:10,118 --> 00:39:13,793 and then it will be become our apartment. 678 00:39:14,123 --> 00:39:16,993 Don't you think I deserve to be consulted? 679 00:39:18,493 --> 00:39:20,998 Well, we can be married anywhere. 680 00:39:21,098 --> 00:39:22,576 Why does it have to be here? 681 00:39:22,676 --> 00:39:24,376 Let's go see the country. 682 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,143 Anne, come here. 683 00:39:30,343 --> 00:39:33,313 I have seen the country, 684 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,401 and it doesn't get much better 685 00:39:35,488 --> 00:39:38,706 than a sumptuous rent-controlled New York penthouse 686 00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:41,806 with crown molding and two goddamn fireplaces. 687 00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:43,882 I'm sorry, but... 688 00:39:45,189 --> 00:39:47,142 I cannot stay here. 689 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:48,769 It hurts too much. 690 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,197 Okay. 691 00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:54,434 Hey, I get it. 692 00:39:55,103 --> 00:39:56,311 But... 693 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,438 Okay. 694 00:40:00,503 --> 00:40:03,813 Why don't we get married now? 695 00:40:04,873 --> 00:40:07,843 And then hit the road. I mean, why wait? 696 00:40:07,943 --> 00:40:11,083 Then we could see the country as a married couple. I mean, wouldn't that be better? 697 00:40:11,183 --> 00:40:12,702 Oh, I don't know. 698 00:40:12,883 --> 00:40:15,246 I appreciate the sentiment, but... 699 00:40:15,353 --> 00:40:18,153 Okay, okay. Well, you know what, I'm going to go get the paperwork. 700 00:40:18,253 --> 00:40:20,418 Alright? Just wait here. 701 00:40:43,753 --> 00:40:46,379 Hey, Anne, I know this is going to sound crazy, 702 00:40:46,479 --> 00:40:49,753 but I, uh, I think you might be in jeopardy. 703 00:40:54,463 --> 00:40:56,083 Darling, I got the forms. 704 00:40:56,116 --> 00:40:58,446 Now all we need is a witness. 705 00:41:02,766 --> 00:41:04,136 You again. 706 00:41:05,003 --> 00:41:08,103 Charlie, could Kate and I have a moment alone? 707 00:41:10,713 --> 00:41:13,839 Yeah, I'll just, uh, go feed the pigeons. 708 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:17,013 - We don't have pigeons. - Yeah, well, not with that attitude. 709 00:41:19,653 --> 00:41:22,355 Darling, what were you two discussing? 710 00:41:22,723 --> 00:41:25,233 Charlie has an interesting theory. 711 00:41:26,093 --> 00:41:28,510 She thinks you're after this apartment 712 00:41:28,610 --> 00:41:31,163 and that you seduced me under false pretenses 713 00:41:31,263 --> 00:41:33,658 so you can marry me and then bump me off. 714 00:41:33,971 --> 00:41:37,481 And she thinks that you concocted this elaborate scheme 715 00:41:37,581 --> 00:41:40,105 to murder my dear beloved granddaughter 716 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,063 because she was going to expose you. 717 00:41:46,943 --> 00:41:48,513 Do you believe that? 718 00:41:49,803 --> 00:41:51,273 She's a crazy person. 719 00:41:52,153 --> 00:41:54,470 Hey. Hey! 720 00:41:56,089 --> 00:41:59,119 I had nothing to do with Maddy's death. 721 00:41:59,812 --> 00:42:03,252 I would do anything to have her back here with us right now. 722 00:42:04,292 --> 00:42:05,809 But she's gone. 723 00:42:06,163 --> 00:42:08,663 And I know the one thing that she would've wanted 724 00:42:09,002 --> 00:42:10,812 is for you not to be alone. 725 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,530 I want to provide for you. 726 00:42:12,790 --> 00:42:14,532 I want to marry you. 727 00:42:16,213 --> 00:42:18,653 I'm going to take such good care of you. 728 00:42:18,973 --> 00:42:21,372 We can be happy together... 729 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,040 here. 730 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:28,471 Bu-but Charlie just seems so sure. 731 00:42:28,492 --> 00:42:31,035 She said she was close to finding proof. 732 00:42:31,135 --> 00:42:33,023 Hey, let me handle this. 733 00:42:33,123 --> 00:42:36,556 Why don't you run down to the laundry and get my clothes out of the dryer 734 00:42:36,656 --> 00:42:38,181 and when you get back, 735 00:42:38,408 --> 00:42:40,925 she'll be gone, okay? 736 00:42:40,988 --> 00:42:44,172 I'm not going to let her ruin our new lives together. 737 00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:48,744 In this three bedroom, four bath, 738 00:42:48,844 --> 00:42:52,013 two fireplace apartment in New York for $800 a month. 739 00:42:53,273 --> 00:42:54,447 640. 740 00:42:55,213 --> 00:42:56,383 640. 741 00:42:57,753 --> 00:42:59,213 Wow. 742 00:43:01,150 --> 00:43:02,510 - Okay. - Yeah. 743 00:43:25,266 --> 00:43:27,266 You're cooked, aren't you? 744 00:43:27,643 --> 00:43:30,013 Well, here's how I figured it out. 745 00:43:30,113 --> 00:43:34,483 First, it was that yellow goo on the descaler. 746 00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:36,697 I knew I'd seen it before... 747 00:43:57,103 --> 00:43:59,508 - Whoa! - Well done, Charlie! 748 00:43:59,548 --> 00:44:01,409 - Roll to your right. - Gosh! 749 00:44:01,509 --> 00:44:03,773 Hey, Micky, thanks for setting that up for me. 750 00:44:03,873 --> 00:44:06,018 No problem. I told you I owe you one. 751 00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:10,716 You're so fucked. 752 00:44:11,593 --> 00:44:12,953 What? 753 00:44:13,229 --> 00:44:14,545 You're fucked. 754 00:44:19,148 --> 00:44:21,103 Darling, who's this? 755 00:44:22,349 --> 00:44:23,859 He's my witness. 756 00:44:25,033 --> 00:44:26,873 Charlie was right about you. 757 00:44:26,972 --> 00:44:28,342 And so was Maddy. 758 00:44:29,026 --> 00:44:31,766 You really should have paid attention during "Michael Clayton." 759 00:44:39,996 --> 00:44:41,596 Gosh, I, uh... 760 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:44,176 Gosh, 761 00:44:44,409 --> 00:44:49,393 I'm real sorry about Maddy and Kate too, for that matter. 762 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:53,503 It really sucks when you find out 763 00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,675 someone isn't who you thought they were. 764 00:44:56,689 --> 00:45:00,599 Gosh, you're really going to leave this place? 765 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:02,366 What, 766 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,702 to roam the land? 767 00:45:12,815 --> 00:45:16,785 "Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave, 768 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:18,714 "gently they go. 769 00:45:18,814 --> 00:45:21,906 "The beautiful, the tender, the kind, 770 00:45:22,059 --> 00:45:23,699 "quietly they go. 771 00:45:23,963 --> 00:45:27,233 "The intelligent, the witty, the brave, 772 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,684 "I know, 773 00:45:29,182 --> 00:45:31,122 "but I do not approve. 774 00:45:31,973 --> 00:45:33,981 And I am not resigned." 775 00:45:40,013 --> 00:45:41,919 I've been here too long anyway. 776 00:45:42,590 --> 00:45:44,353 - Thanks. - I don't think you get it. 777 00:45:44,446 --> 00:45:47,562 It's a big-ass bed, but it's a circle, not a rectangle. 778 00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,615 Then we'll just tear out all the wood floors, 779 00:45:49,715 --> 00:45:51,944 replace it with carpet or something more soft 780 00:45:52,044 --> 00:45:54,037 And a shit ton of taxidermy. 781 00:45:54,087 --> 00:45:55,503 But, like, ironic. 782 00:45:56,452 --> 00:45:57,824 Oh, yeah, boys, 783 00:45:58,017 --> 00:45:59,840 this place is gonna fuck. 784 00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:05,299 www.subtitulamos.tv