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You see? See, I swear we
drove past that before.

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Should I get the map?

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You know where we are on the map?

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No.

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Neither do I.

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Like, yeah. I think we're gonna
have to stay out here tonight

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and head to the cabin in the morning.

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What do you think?

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I think there's a good
chance that it's a dump.

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Yeah. I mean, then we'll leave.

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But I need to make sure
I have enough energy

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to do justice to our first
night together as husband...

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and wife.

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Well, Cold River Motel, you
have got a lot to live up to.

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Let's go.

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It's strange having a hotel
in the middle of nowhere.

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It's so quiet.

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Look, I don't feel
good about this place.

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It looks okay.

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If it's grim, we bail.

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Promise.

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Hello? Anyone home?

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Sorry.

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Was getting a little busy back there.

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We'd like a room for the night.

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Okay. Yeah, sure.

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I mean, can, take your pick.

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You have a honeymoon suite?

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Let's see.

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It's, your lucky night.

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Hey.

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- Oh, you need a credit card
or something? - Oh, no.

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You guys take a load off,

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and, we can deal with the
paperwork in the morning.

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Oh, we have guests?

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Hello.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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Is that your truck outside?
The newlyweds?

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Yes. That's us.

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What do you say we throw in
a free bottle of champers?

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You can't start your
honeymoon without bubbly.

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That would be criminal.

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Thank you. That is very generous.

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I was a little worried when we drove up.

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Other side of the world with nothing
around for miles, I get it.

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Now, you don't slip carrying
your bride over the threshold.

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I got it.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you....

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- Yeah.
- Alright.

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And, we will drop off your bottle

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and an ice bucket in 10 minutes.

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Let's go.

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I love it.

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It's funny and dated.

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So is the guy you married.

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Let's get these clothes off.

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Oh, that's exactly what I was thinking.

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Freshen up, you horndog.

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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

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Don't take too long.

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We'll consummate our marriage and...

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make it all kinds of official.

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I'm about to make that very
easy for you, Mr. Ridgeley.

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Oh, that sounds good. That sounds good.

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I...

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I got a big surprise for you, honey.

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A big one?

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I've got a surprise for you, too.

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Champagne's here.

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I think you got the wrong...

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Caitlyn.

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Caitlyn!

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Okay, you dirty devil.

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Caitlyn!

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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So, I-I've seen photos
of your installations,

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you know, and I know you're
re-creating crime scenes,

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but you really do evoke the feeling

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of what they're really like, you know?

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That means a lot, especially
coming from someone

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with your direct experience. Thank you.

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You know, I read a paper on your work.

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The blood and bones, that's all real?

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I don't fake anything. I
don't think I should.

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Me neither, honey.

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Every one of my oohs and
ahs is guaranteed legit.

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So you've really slept with
all those serial killers?

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Yeah. One away from a dangerous dozen.

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You may have given birth
to Baphomet's baby

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in "Doomed Service 4: Generations."

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How I'd like to forget that movie.

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But I screwed the actual druid.

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Not the actual famous druid.

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The original druid.

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Those two kids were copycats. Yawn.

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Hi. I don't think I know you.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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Crow.

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I just like to feel the energy
of the place as we get close.

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I feel it all over.

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Guys, I cannot believe we
get to go to the place

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where the Cold River
Slaughter took place.

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Yeah, I've been studying the
events of that night for years.

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Yeah, for me, I mean, this
place is right behind

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the Polanski Tate mansion.
I mean, it's... it's big.

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Yeah, but they caught Manson.

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Baphomet is still out there.

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You cannot tell me that
that forestry guy...

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- What's his name?
- David Rene.

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- Yes. You cannot tell me he was the killer.
- But then he killed himself.

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Sounds guilty. What about you, Crow?

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Forestry guy, trucker, the
local chief of police.

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What's your theory?

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I've long since shed theories.

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I listen to the spirits,

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and they're telling me
that this is going to be

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a very challenging weekend for all of us

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and that we'd best be
ready for unimaginable...

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pain.

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Fucking A, Crow.

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We didn't all sign up for
some shiny happy people shit.

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We're rolling in in a big-ass hearse.

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How's that for a jinx?

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There it is.

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Look at all these trees.

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- I like it.
- Welcome, everyone.

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We are so glad to have you here,

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handpicked for our inaugural weekend.

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Each one of you is a V.I.P.
of the true-crime scene,

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whether it be podcasting,

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movies,

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academia,

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art,

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the spiritual,

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or the experiential.

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You are the best, the most devoted.

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The completely obsessed.

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And we share that obsession

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and can think of no one
who deserves to join us

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for our opening weekend
more than all of you.

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So welcome to the Cold River Motel,

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proudly restored to
its true-crime glory.

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- What do you want with these?
- Just inside.

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Now, please follow us to check in

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where star-crossed
lovers Joey and Caitlyn

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first started on their
heartbreaking path.

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To quote a little movie's tagline,

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check in for the night,

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but check out in a body bag.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, JP.

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You should get going before
that big storm hits.

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Well, there's no cell
service out in the boonies,

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and our landline has
yet to be installed.

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Thank you, unreliable rural hell.

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Our motel does have
satellite Wi-Fi all set up

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so you can post every
last morbid morsel of fun

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we get up to this weekend.

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It's so strange to be in the
real place after all the movies.

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I mean, I've been here before,

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just not really, you know?

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Art mirrors life.

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Oh, shit!

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That's where Eric bled out.

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Fake, obviously, in honor
of what was there.

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Somebody knows their
Cold River murder facts.

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This is where it started. Eric,
the owner, he got stabbed

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and then made his way all the
way down to the basement.

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God, imagine bleeding out for that long.

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I actually don't have to.
I've lived through it.

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Were there other bloodstains
that were still here

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when you bought the place?

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In some rooms, yes.

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Was there any new evidence
uncovered during those renos?

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Sadly, no.

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Imagine if, by reopening the motel,

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you close the circle

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and we discover who Baphomet really is.

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Now, that would be a benediction.

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- The Wi-Fi, can we get the...
- Okay, honeymoon suite.

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I need to see the...

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Three.

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Five.

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Caitlyn and Joey's honeymoon suite.

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I'm too hot to die!

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Cut!

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That was incredible.

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I don't know how you made
that line work, but you did.

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Oh, my God, do you need a minute?

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No. I'm fine. I really am fine.

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- Thank you. So it was good then?
- Are you kidding me?

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- Half of us are crying over there.
- Oh, good. Good. Okay. Awesome.

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Awesome. That's good to hear.

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Okay, well, I'm good to go again.

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- Yeah?
- Honestly, yeah, whatever you need.

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You know, crying and dying
is easy for me, so.

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Fantastic. Okay, well, you heard her.

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Let's do it again!

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Thanks, guys.

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Hi.

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So this is where it all happened.

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- Worst art ever.
- Yep.

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Pretty crazy to stand here.

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That poor woman.

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Playing her, I had to try and imagine
what it would have been like,

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but actually being here?

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I have no idea what the hell her
or any of them went through.

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I mean, how could I?

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We should probably get out of here.

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- That lady...
- Ruby?

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I think she has a plan she
doesn't want us deviating from.

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We are gonna start our weekend
with a scrumptious meal

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by none other than chef of
three-star flesh and sinew...

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Hemmingway!

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Bon soir, madames and messieurs,

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please strap in.

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I've thought long and hard
about the kind of cuisine

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that would do justice to the Cold River,

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such a dark and storied place.

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Then I realized there could
be nothing more resonant

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than for us to eat...

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Caitlyn herself.

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Oh, my God!

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This is messed up.

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Unreal.

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Are you a leg man?

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That was in bad taste.

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Not to mention disgusting.

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Everything you see is made
of the most delicious meats,

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tofus, and grains.

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The leg is bone-in, naturally.

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The flanks are for vegans.

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I'll be sticking to that, thank you.

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Not me. Total carnivore over here.

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Well, actually, exocannibalism
has been practiced

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in every corner of the world.

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Great power can be derived eating

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the flesh of your enemies.

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Caitlyn was a victim.
She's no one's enemy.

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Of course not.

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She's my favorite victim in the world.

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And we're both Capricorns.

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The blood and body of Caitlyn.

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It's...

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It's really good.

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Oh, my God, guys, you have to try it.

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- This is incredible.
- Thank you, Caitlyn.

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I'm not usually a lamb guy
but damn, this is good.

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Who knew you could be
so delicious, girl?

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Oh, boy.

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Next, a blood palate cleanser.

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What?

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- This looks so realistic.
- Oh, my God.

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I don't drink, so I'll pass.

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How'd you get the viscosity?

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Corn syrup?

264
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,214
Corn syrup, how very dare you.

265
00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:36,243
This amazing meal is just the
first of many special events

266
00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:38,732
that Portia and I have planned
for you this weekend.

267
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:41,360
Next up, Crow is going
to lead us in a séance

268
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:45,305
in the very place where the black
celebration happened 30 years ago.

269
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:47,847
A séance? I'm there.

270
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:52,081
Good because attendance is mandatory.

271
00:18:58,019 --> 00:19:01,699
To the Cold River Slaughter clique.

272
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:04,909
Nothing but the best for the obsessed.

273
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,776
Cheers to that.

274
00:19:17,062 --> 00:19:18,499
So metallic.

275
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,911
Seriously, how'd you make this?

276
00:19:21,937 --> 00:19:24,068
There's a tiny bit of vodka in there.

277
00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:26,242
The rest is 100% me.

278
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,125
My blood, that is.

279
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:37,289
- Get out of here.
- It's true.

280
00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:42,525
You all just drank my blood,
my personal sacrifice.

281
00:19:42,755 --> 00:19:44,617
- What?
- Are you crazy?

282
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,495
Do you know how unhygienic that is?
Jesus!

283
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,969
Do you know the health
of the animals you eat?

284
00:19:49,995 --> 00:19:53,391
The ones you eat raw? Your
sushis, your beef tartare.

285
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:54,797
It's not the same thing.

286
00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:56,353
You're damn right it's not

287
00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:58,893
because I just gave you a piece of me.

288
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:01,641
And I, for one, thank
you wholeheartedly.

289
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,347
If this is what's going to happen this
weekend, just call back the limo.

290
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:08,151
Speak of the devil.

291
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,328
Did anyone leave anything
in the stretch hearse?

292
00:20:10,354 --> 00:20:12,573
Other than our common sense, no.

293
00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:13,781
Hello?

294
00:20:13,807 --> 00:20:15,401
Coming, JP.

295
00:20:19,861 --> 00:20:21,817
- Something dropped...
- Hi.

296
00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:27,164
C-can we come in? It's
a hurricane out there.

297
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,164
We are trapped.

298
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:32,899
I'm afraid that we are
closed for the whole weekend

299
00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:34,508
- for a private event.
- Oh, okay.

300
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,360
The police scanner is
saying that the roads

301
00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:37,879
and highways are impassable.

302
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,805
There's trees down, roads washed out.

303
00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:41,629
- The bridge to Kenwood is gone.
- Yeah.

304
00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:44,532
- So we were just wondering if we could...
- Sorry. No vacancy.

305
00:20:44,558 --> 00:20:48,438
As my partner said, this is a
private and exclusive weekend.

306
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,451
Could we at least park our R.V.

307
00:20:54,477 --> 00:20:56,287
in the back corner of your parking lot?

308
00:20:56,313 --> 00:20:57,865
Just till the storm blows over.

309
00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:00,388
The entire premises are
being used for the event,

310
00:21:00,414 --> 00:21:02,375
so I'm afraid that's not possible.

311
00:21:03,308 --> 00:21:04,375
Okay.

312
00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,576
Well, navigating that R.V.

313
00:21:06,602 --> 00:21:09,988
on these roads isn't possible either.

314
00:21:10,014 --> 00:21:11,715
I could barely see out the window.

315
00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:14,851
Like, I-I wouldn't normally ask, but...

316
00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:17,258
we're stuck.

317
00:21:19,599 --> 00:21:20,797
Fine.

318
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:23,937
But the motel itself is off-limits.

319
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,833
You won't even notice we're there.

320
00:21:26,859 --> 00:21:29,367
We have everything we need in the R.V.

321
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:32,539
And with that thunder, you
won't even hear Floyd snoring.

322
00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:34,516
Happy camping.

323
00:21:35,159 --> 00:21:37,281
Make sure it stays that way.

324
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,499
Sorry.

325
00:21:42,732 --> 00:21:45,066
Every detail of the Cold River Motel

326
00:21:45,092 --> 00:21:47,687
is a murderous experience.

327
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:52,270
Each murder room showcases
a quote from Dante.

328
00:21:53,609 --> 00:21:56,655
"All hope abandon, ye who enter here."

329
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,779
- That feeling.
- Behind this door,

330
00:21:59,805 --> 00:22:03,091
Baphomet stabbed Kenny
Vitelli with such vigor

331
00:22:03,117 --> 00:22:07,036
that pieces of his skin were
found stuck to the ceiling.

332
00:22:07,062 --> 00:22:09,911
Is this my room? I'm down to
trade if it's someone else's.

333
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:12,947
The red doors are rooms where the
murders actually took place.

334
00:22:12,973 --> 00:22:14,603
They're set aside as shrines.

335
00:22:14,629 --> 00:22:16,249
No one sleeps in them.

336
00:22:30,355 --> 00:22:31,828
Look at that.

337
00:22:34,648 --> 00:22:37,086
Is this the spot he was murdered?

338
00:22:37,413 --> 00:22:41,043
- That spot exactly.
- How do you know for sure?

339
00:22:41,145 --> 00:22:43,091
Well, the knife marks on the floor,

340
00:22:43,117 --> 00:22:44,669
bloodstains in the wood.

341
00:22:44,734 --> 00:22:46,419
Most people don't think
about these things

342
00:22:46,445 --> 00:22:48,076
when they buy a property like this.

343
00:22:48,102 --> 00:22:51,597
Okay. Say I gave you $100. Do you think
you could just make an exception?

344
00:22:51,623 --> 00:22:52,639
No.

345
00:22:52,865 --> 00:22:55,568
These are art installations
by some of the world's

346
00:22:55,594 --> 00:22:59,586
most edgy pop artists, including
one by our very own Kawayan.

347
00:23:00,906 --> 00:23:02,931
Please save the honeymoon suite for me.

348
00:23:03,065 --> 00:23:06,023
It's a special, heartbreaking place.

349
00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:16,312
Our next event begins in one hour

350
00:23:16,338 --> 00:23:19,492
in the basement where
Caitlyn was sacrificed.

351
00:23:20,117 --> 00:23:23,699
Crow is going to lead us on a séance.

352
00:23:24,211 --> 00:23:27,500
And hopefully we'll have the chance
to commune with Caitlyn herself.

353
00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:30,241
I have so many questions for her.

354
00:23:30,422 --> 00:23:33,422
Paige, do you think I could get some
shots of you in the honeymoon suite?

355
00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:35,466
Like waking up pretending to be Caitlyn.

356
00:23:35,492 --> 00:23:37,592
We have a Caitlyn costume at the ready.

357
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,343
We knew this would come up.

358
00:23:41,207 --> 00:23:43,156
Yeah, I'd be happy to.

359
00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:49,265
Any questions?

360
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:08,499
I guess you revamp an old
motel like this and that

361
00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:12,476
touchy-feely, "I got ADHD"
wacko is the kind of person

362
00:24:12,502 --> 00:24:13,895
you're going to get staying here.

363
00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,900
We were a little wacko at their age.

364
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:20,452
Yeah. But we refined as we got older.

365
00:24:20,478 --> 00:24:22,892
That crowd looks like
it might stay that way.

366
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,166
You weren't lying about that refinement.

367
00:24:29,822 --> 00:24:31,877
That better not be that
bossy one asking us

368
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,938
to get out of Dodge after all.

369
00:24:34,471 --> 00:24:36,900
- Hi. Can I come in?
- Yes.

370
00:24:37,069 --> 00:24:39,369
It's so quick, quick.

371
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:41,728
- Hi.
- Hi.

372
00:24:48,173 --> 00:24:50,206
Call that little cutie Hoopoo.

373
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:54,617
- Did you macrame it yourself?
- No.

374
00:24:54,643 --> 00:24:57,554
No, I got it at a Sally Ann near Flint.

375
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,603
Floyd and I grew up in Saginaw.

376
00:25:00,877 --> 00:25:05,385
I love it in here. It's
so comfy and normal.

377
00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:08,655
I'm a big fan of normal after today.

378
00:25:08,947 --> 00:25:10,494
So it's not just us?

379
00:25:10,658 --> 00:25:12,862
Your friends over there,
they're a little...

380
00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:15,525
They're not my friends. They're not...

381
00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:18,518
We're up here for this...

382
00:25:18,682 --> 00:25:20,304
special weekend.

383
00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:22,000
In the middle of nowhere?

384
00:25:22,657 --> 00:25:24,017
What am I missing?

385
00:25:25,111 --> 00:25:27,630
You have no idea what
this motel is famous for?

386
00:25:27,963 --> 00:25:29,609
It seems just like any other motel

387
00:25:29,635 --> 00:25:31,820
from St. John's to San Diego.

388
00:25:31,846 --> 00:25:33,068
True.

389
00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:35,768
But if I said Cold River Slaughter,

390
00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,291
- does that ring any bells?
- Oh, yeah.

391
00:25:38,674 --> 00:25:40,423
That happened a long time ago.

392
00:25:40,447 --> 00:25:44,452
I-I saw an episode about it
on some news magazine show.

393
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:47,406
Oh, my God, you're her.

394
00:25:47,432 --> 00:25:51,127
You're that actress from the movies.

395
00:25:51,572 --> 00:25:53,843
Oh, that's right, we saw
two of those on the TV.

396
00:25:53,869 --> 00:25:56,406
- What are they called again?
- "Doomed Service."

397
00:25:56,432 --> 00:25:57,561
- Yeah.
- Yes.

398
00:25:57,586 --> 00:25:59,802
They're based on what
happened here 30 years ago.

399
00:26:00,096 --> 00:26:02,682
That... That happened here?

400
00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:05,034
All those murders?

401
00:26:05,353 --> 00:26:08,353
Jesus. I'm starting to regret
we turned down this road.

402
00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:13,871
So what, this is some kind
of creepy pilgrimage?

403
00:26:14,174 --> 00:26:15,767
That doesn't sound right.

404
00:26:15,994 --> 00:26:18,031
Ruby and Portia are
relaunching the motel,

405
00:26:18,057 --> 00:26:20,867
and they wanted us all up here
for its inaugural weekend

406
00:26:20,893 --> 00:26:22,629
to get the word out, I guess.

407
00:26:22,783 --> 00:26:26,284
So you are here to play the part of...

408
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:28,422
Caitlyn Ridgeley, yeah.

409
00:26:28,728 --> 00:26:30,446
Yeah, at the time.

410
00:26:31,564 --> 00:26:33,846
Anyways, I was wondering...

411
00:26:35,822 --> 00:26:37,656
Once the roads are good,

412
00:26:38,572 --> 00:26:40,561
could I catch a ride with you guys?

413
00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:42,908
Even to the next town over.

414
00:26:44,205 --> 00:26:47,736
I-I just feel really gross
being here and doing this.

415
00:26:47,869 --> 00:26:50,820
I'm sorry. I know you don't know me
and I-I know you're on your holiday.

416
00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:52,617
- I'm sorry.
- Of course.

417
00:26:52,643 --> 00:26:54,699
Of course you can come with us.

418
00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:56,374
Can't she, Floyd?

419
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,158
We'd be honored.

420
00:26:58,721 --> 00:27:01,226
Friends back home are gonna
flip when they hear.

421
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:03,499
We have room. And you're right.

422
00:27:03,525 --> 00:27:05,124
You should leave. It's not right.

423
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:08,650
Murder shouldn't be some
selfie-snapping joke.

424
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,830
I want to put everything that's
ever happened here behind me...

425
00:27:13,691 --> 00:27:14,914
for good.

426
00:27:17,898 --> 00:27:19,619
- Thanks for the tea.
- Things get weird,

427
00:27:19,645 --> 00:27:21,796
- you run back here, okay?
- Okay.

428
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,110
Cut!

429
00:28:19,206 --> 00:28:21,141
What? What?

430
00:28:22,312 --> 00:28:24,297
What the... Who the hell?

431
00:28:28,086 --> 00:28:30,514
And that is promo gold.

432
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:33,103
Exactly what we're paying you for.

433
00:28:33,329 --> 00:28:36,366
Even to the final-girl
fall while being chased!

434
00:28:36,392 --> 00:28:37,735
Bravissima!

435
00:28:43,196 --> 00:28:44,940
Of course, everything that happens

436
00:28:44,965 --> 00:28:46,704
or is produced this weekend

437
00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:49,420
can and will be used to
promote the Cold River.

438
00:28:49,446 --> 00:28:51,185
I know I didn't agree to that.

439
00:28:51,211 --> 00:28:53,889
Small-print, folks. It's all in there.
There's no deception.

440
00:28:53,915 --> 00:28:57,740
We give you an amazing free
weekend at the number-one

441
00:28:57,766 --> 00:28:59,475
true-crime destination,

442
00:28:59,501 --> 00:29:01,256
and you give us the right
to use whatever comes up

443
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:02,939
for promotional purposes.

444
00:29:02,965 --> 00:29:05,092
Typical influencer engagement contract.

445
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,774
- I'm not an influencer.
- Neither am I.

446
00:29:08,516 --> 00:29:10,216
But I'll take the publicity.

447
00:29:10,485 --> 00:29:13,435
Yeah, you scratch my back with a
butcher knife, I'll scratch yours.

448
00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:16,043
Awesome. And good for you,
Kawayan, I mean that.

449
00:29:16,069 --> 00:29:19,103
- But I work in academia.
- Which is notoriously boring.

450
00:29:19,129 --> 00:29:21,082
So I can't be seen screaming down a hall

451
00:29:21,108 --> 00:29:24,559
wearing some true-crime
cosplay to shill for a motel.

452
00:29:24,585 --> 00:29:26,910
Then why did you even come here?

453
00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:29,535
Obviously, poor shrubs,
I'm good with it.

454
00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:32,309
I came for access for my research.

455
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:36,043
Right. So you can put us all
under a microscope dish

456
00:29:36,069 --> 00:29:38,738
in some masturbatory essay

457
00:29:38,764 --> 00:29:40,731
so you can snag some big grant.

458
00:29:40,936 --> 00:29:43,629
Yeah, yeah, my big academic exposé

459
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:45,574
on a desperate chef flogging

460
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,223
some tacky gimmick to hide the fact

461
00:29:47,249 --> 00:29:49,488
that when his food isn't too dry,

462
00:29:49,514 --> 00:29:50,934
it's way too salty.

463
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,340
Look, are you okay with
them using you like this?

464
00:29:53,366 --> 00:29:55,796
Mocking you to promote this place?

465
00:29:56,325 --> 00:29:58,162
They chased you with a knife.

466
00:29:58,188 --> 00:30:00,215
I run from knives for a living.

467
00:30:00,241 --> 00:30:02,517
Yeah, on your movie set,
sure, but you're...

468
00:30:06,443 --> 00:30:08,340
You're being paid to be here.

469
00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:11,085
Sorry. What?

470
00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:15,551
Are you telling me I cooked
an entire meal gratis

471
00:30:15,577 --> 00:30:19,098
while the washed-up scream
queen here charges a fee?

472
00:30:19,124 --> 00:30:21,059
For what? Shaking her tits?

473
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:22,960
Hey, watch it, asshole.

474
00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:25,660
Well, I suppose she's got
to make a living somehow.

475
00:30:25,686 --> 00:30:28,379
It's not like the old career
is tearing along, eh?

476
00:30:28,405 --> 00:30:29,941
Hey, she's a freaking legend.

477
00:30:29,967 --> 00:30:32,535
Yes, a legend for looking great naked

478
00:30:32,561 --> 00:30:33,754
while covered in blood.

479
00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:35,944
At least she did when she was 19.

480
00:30:36,233 --> 00:30:38,163
I read about the new flick,

481
00:30:38,264 --> 00:30:41,585
how they're reimagining the
"Doomed Service" franchise

482
00:30:41,843 --> 00:30:43,171
without you.

483
00:30:44,061 --> 00:30:45,940
I know, but

484
00:30:46,647 --> 00:30:49,340
I'm afraid all that
Botox and whatever else

485
00:30:49,366 --> 00:30:52,374
you've done or are planning on doing

486
00:30:52,538 --> 00:30:55,163
is not going to make you
young or relevant again.

487
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,827
I'll just be in my room.

488
00:31:02,803 --> 00:31:04,832
You are a grade-A piece of shit.

489
00:31:04,858 --> 00:31:07,184
Yeah, she can act a lot
better than you can cook.

490
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:09,723
Oh, right, now everybody
hates my cooking.

491
00:31:09,749 --> 00:31:13,022
But it's true. You know it, I know it.
Even she knows it.

492
00:31:13,048 --> 00:31:16,077
You have the sensitivity
of a psychopath.

493
00:31:16,311 --> 00:31:19,296
I thought that's what
turned you on, baby.

494
00:31:19,512 --> 00:31:22,202
Unfortunately for you, I don't bed women

495
00:31:22,272 --> 00:31:26,358
whose body count is made up
exclusively of serial killers.

496
00:31:26,764 --> 00:31:28,316
And you want to know why?

497
00:31:28,342 --> 00:31:32,456
Because that kind of trophy
sex usually means...

498
00:31:32,801 --> 00:31:34,967
crazy.

499
00:31:38,724 --> 00:31:41,738
I've had enough of
this pathetic weekend.

500
00:31:41,764 --> 00:31:44,309
As soon as the road's clear, I'm
going to hitch a ride back to town

501
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,473
with the normies in their R.V.s.

502
00:31:46,499 --> 00:31:48,772
Oh, and by the way, ladies,

503
00:31:48,983 --> 00:31:52,374
if anyone deserves to be
paid for this weekend,

504
00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:54,585
it's Hemmingway.

505
00:31:55,557 --> 00:31:59,882
Put that in your fucking promo video.

506
00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:12,561
_

507
00:32:12,772 --> 00:32:14,882
_

508
00:32:38,264 --> 00:32:39,403
Hey.

509
00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:41,919
You alright?

510
00:32:42,372 --> 00:32:43,768
Sure. Yeah.

511
00:32:43,794 --> 00:32:45,413
I'm used to being a big joke.

512
00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:48,841
Hemmingway's an idiot. Forget him.

513
00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:51,294
I can't escape her.

514
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:53,674
I begged the director of those movies

515
00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:55,539
to cast me in his new indie, but...

516
00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:56,855
No luck.

517
00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:58,403
Zero.

518
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:03,223
I try. I keep trying. But this...

519
00:33:04,177 --> 00:33:08,153
The only paying gig I can get is...
was her.

520
00:33:09,145 --> 00:33:12,379
You know, way back, I knew I
shouldn't have taken that part,

521
00:33:12,405 --> 00:33:14,369
but I was 17 and I was
kicked out of my house

522
00:33:14,395 --> 00:33:15,793
and I needed the money.

523
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,697
Look, if any of us had our
high school jobs filmed,

524
00:33:18,723 --> 00:33:20,072
we'd be embarrassed.

525
00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,424
Well, I was naked for mine,

526
00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:23,620
so nobody takes me seriously.

527
00:33:24,075 --> 00:33:26,664
And nobody wants a
30-something final girl.

528
00:33:26,997 --> 00:33:28,458
Okay, you know,

529
00:33:28,527 --> 00:33:31,270
older people, they get
killed all the time.

530
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,598
Worst part is being here, doing this,

531
00:33:37,919 --> 00:33:40,310
it's just more disrespect for Caitlyn.

532
00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:42,979
Yeah. It's... it's weird.

533
00:33:43,005 --> 00:33:45,809
I mean, she wasn't even the only
person who died that night.

534
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,815
Yeah, it's the usual bullshit.

535
00:33:47,841 --> 00:33:51,348
The same sexist, woman-hating
rumors about her.

536
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:54,087
She was on a honeymoon with a
guy she left her husband for.

537
00:33:54,113 --> 00:33:55,760
So that makes her a slut.

538
00:33:55,786 --> 00:33:57,033
And she was wearing lingerie,

539
00:33:57,058 --> 00:33:59,237
so that meant I had to be totally naked.

540
00:33:59,263 --> 00:34:02,612
- Yeah, it's all, pretty crass.
- Yeah.

541
00:34:02,638 --> 00:34:04,213
You know, the awful thing is,

542
00:34:04,239 --> 00:34:06,664
the real Caitlyn was a sweet woman

543
00:34:06,689 --> 00:34:08,344
finally out of a bad marriage,

544
00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:10,576
back with her high-school sweetheart.

545
00:34:10,739 --> 00:34:12,864
And they got one night together.

546
00:34:13,191 --> 00:34:14,574
Not even that.

547
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,341
Yeah, her second chance.

548
00:34:18,754 --> 00:34:21,651
God knows I know what needing
one of those feels like.

549
00:34:23,723 --> 00:34:27,864
It's just so sad and so wrong.

550
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,466
Thanks.

551
00:35:05,705 --> 00:35:08,174
_

552
00:35:42,789 --> 00:35:45,970
Oh, Ruby. That is so sad.

553
00:35:51,391 --> 00:35:53,159
Spoiler alert...

554
00:35:53,426 --> 00:35:56,924
I'm not a sucker like your
horror mascot in there.

555
00:36:18,379 --> 00:36:22,312
Oh, so scary. Look at me. I'm shaking.

556
00:36:24,531 --> 00:36:27,766
This weekend is just a joke.

557
00:36:27,931 --> 00:36:29,458
And so is this motel.

558
00:36:29,484 --> 00:36:32,078
I'm going to burn it all down online.

559
00:36:35,281 --> 00:36:37,187
Fuss... if you want.

560
00:36:37,213 --> 00:36:38,656
I'm not even looking.

561
00:36:41,173 --> 00:36:43,156
It's Hemmingway time.

562
00:37:03,297 --> 00:37:06,718
"No one thinks of how
much blood it costs."

563
00:37:07,756 --> 00:37:11,231
'Cause that's what I want to
read on my motel room door.

564
00:37:11,257 --> 00:37:14,468
It's from Dante's "Inferno."
They're all quotes from that.

565
00:37:15,289 --> 00:37:19,427
And the quote for a night
here is 335 buckaroos.

566
00:37:19,453 --> 00:37:23,640
And it's funny because I don't
remember receiving $335 from you.

567
00:37:23,998 --> 00:37:25,559
You both have been right generous,

568
00:37:25,585 --> 00:37:28,122
allowing us to park on
your lot, but you see,

569
00:37:28,148 --> 00:37:31,083
the thing is that the R.V. park
we were supposed to overnight at,

570
00:37:31,109 --> 00:37:34,888
they have showers, and we're
not carrying enough water.

571
00:37:34,914 --> 00:37:37,434
So we were... we were just wondering...

572
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:39,645
No. No way. Not this weekend.

573
00:37:39,671 --> 00:37:42,388
But we promise the showers
will be even cleaner

574
00:37:42,414 --> 00:37:43,585
than before we stepped in.

575
00:37:43,611 --> 00:37:45,927
They'll be as clean as
they are now because...

576
00:37:45,953 --> 00:37:48,960
Unless you're a paying guest, you're
not stepping into one of them.

577
00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:53,132
Alright.

578
00:37:59,896 --> 00:38:02,524
Well, that's a pretty expensive shower.

579
00:38:05,862 --> 00:38:07,836
Hey, don't use up all the hot water.

580
00:38:08,289 --> 00:38:09,516
Room 4.

581
00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:15,875
And stay away from the guests.

582
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:28,123
"If the present world goes astray,

583
00:38:28,149 --> 00:38:30,770
the cause is in you."

584
00:38:32,448 --> 00:38:34,987
You girls might want to
take that one to heart.

585
00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:03,136
Damn it, it's hot.

586
00:39:07,622 --> 00:39:09,260
Right. It's...

587
00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:17,800
Ruby, you've had your fun.

588
00:39:17,987 --> 00:39:19,103
Alright?

589
00:39:19,394 --> 00:39:21,980
Open the door. I'm getting light-headed.

590
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:25,245
Ruby!

591
00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:30,843
No. I'm serious! I-I-I feel sick.

592
00:39:31,924 --> 00:39:33,168
Just...

593
00:39:33,398 --> 00:39:35,425
This heat is not good for the brain.

594
00:39:38,198 --> 00:39:39,473
Ruby!

595
00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:44,125
Okay, look.

596
00:39:44,724 --> 00:39:46,287
I'll be nicer. Okay?

597
00:39:46,313 --> 00:39:48,797
I-I'll even give the
place a glowing review.

598
00:39:48,823 --> 00:39:51,188
Just open the goddamn door!

599
00:39:54,068 --> 00:39:57,032
Get me out of here! Open the door!

600
00:39:57,883 --> 00:39:58,966
Ruby!

601
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,678
Hey! Let me out of here!

602
00:40:01,704 --> 00:40:03,753
Ruby, for fuck's sake!

603
00:40:03,779 --> 00:40:05,766
Let me out!

604
00:41:25,234 --> 00:41:27,083
We know this symbol

605
00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:29,395
or we think we do.

606
00:41:30,934 --> 00:41:33,057
We call it a pentagram,

607
00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:36,809
when in fact it's a pentacle.

608
00:41:38,223 --> 00:41:42,122
We associate it with Satan, dark magic,

609
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:43,870
when, in fact,

610
00:41:44,645 --> 00:41:46,854
its original intent

611
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,739
was to protect the
bearer from evil spirits

612
00:41:50,765 --> 00:41:53,888
while alluring good ones.

613
00:41:54,919 --> 00:41:59,536
Like the spirit of our innocent sister,

614
00:42:00,731 --> 00:42:02,684
Caitlyn Ridgeley...

615
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:09,354
who we will strive to commune with,

616
00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:12,970
seeking to answer the question

617
00:42:12,996 --> 00:42:14,915
we all want to know...

618
00:42:14,941 --> 00:42:20,350
Who was the all-too-human demon

619
00:42:20,376 --> 00:42:24,275
that slaughtered Caitlyn
and seven others

620
00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:28,493
30 years ago?

621
00:42:30,137 --> 00:42:34,344
I call upon you

622
00:42:34,712 --> 00:42:39,017
to aid me in summoning forth

623
00:42:40,551 --> 00:42:42,009
Caitlyn.

624
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:46,022
Caitlyn.

625
00:42:48,630 --> 00:42:52,206
Caitlyn Ridgeley, we summon you.

626
00:42:52,682 --> 00:42:54,440
Come to us from the other side.

627
00:42:54,466 --> 00:42:57,177
Tell us who struck you down.

628
00:42:57,379 --> 00:43:01,880
Caitlyn, why won't you
cross over to this plane?

629
00:43:05,206 --> 00:43:07,591
One of our tribe is missing.

630
00:43:07,981 --> 00:43:09,284
Hemmingway.

631
00:43:09,310 --> 00:43:11,088
We're better off without him.

632
00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:16,043
No. No. Everyone must be here.

633
00:43:16,247 --> 00:43:19,151
If the circle is not closed,

634
00:43:19,177 --> 00:43:21,930
Caitlyn's spirit might get confused.

635
00:43:21,956 --> 00:43:25,255
I saw Mr. Hot Air heading
towards the sauna.

636
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,585
Hemmingway, I hope you're decent.

637
00:43:52,037 --> 00:43:54,155
Hemmingway, are you in there?

638
00:44:00,619 --> 00:44:03,618
- Hello?
- Hemmingway!

639
00:44:06,706 --> 00:44:08,128
Ruby?!

640
00:44:11,362 --> 00:44:12,870
What's going on?

641
00:44:13,326 --> 00:44:14,799
- Guys?
- Hey!

642
00:44:16,793 --> 00:44:19,043
Ruby. What's going on?

643
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:21,656
- What the hell is happening?
- I found Hemmingway in there.

644
00:44:21,682 --> 00:44:23,450
I'm calling him, but he won't answer.

645
00:44:23,476 --> 00:44:26,104
- Why is there a lock on it?
- Who would lock him in?

646
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:30,229
- Okay, we got to pry this lock off.
- I got it.

647
00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:39,417
Come on, bastard!

648
00:44:41,385 --> 00:44:44,196
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

649
00:44:44,346 --> 00:44:46,596
- He's Heminway.
- Oh, my God.

650
00:45:04,275 --> 00:45:05,987
That wasn't an accident.

651
00:45:06,386 --> 00:45:07,914
He was left in there to cook.

652
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:09,629
We don't know that, friend.

653
00:45:09,655 --> 00:45:11,379
What the hell are you on?!

654
00:45:11,605 --> 00:45:14,040
He reached through five inches of cedar

655
00:45:14,066 --> 00:45:15,813
and then what?
Put a padlock on there?

656
00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:17,525
Perhaps the padlock was on the outside.

657
00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:20,399
- He closes the door shut...
- We don't have a padlock on our sauna.

658
00:45:20,425 --> 00:45:22,704
- Why would we? - Was this just
another one of your sick jokes

659
00:45:22,793 --> 00:45:25,331
that went wrong, like when you
chased Paige through the woods?

660
00:45:26,401 --> 00:45:27,729
Show us your phones.

661
00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:29,329
Why?

662
00:45:29,355 --> 00:45:32,180
To see if you were trying
to scare Hemmingway

663
00:45:32,206 --> 00:45:34,313
- for likes on your socials.
- We wouldn't do this.

664
00:45:34,339 --> 00:45:36,774
- But how do we know that?
- Because we're not murderers.

665
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,495
- It would ruin our business.
- If you went too far.

666
00:45:40,355 --> 00:45:41,750
How are we supposed to believe

667
00:45:41,776 --> 00:45:44,383
some sick, murder-obsessed freak...

668
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:47,657
- Don't you talk to her like that!
- Look, there's nothing on this, okay?

669
00:45:47,683 --> 00:45:50,194
- But there's no Wi-Fi signal.
- What?

670
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:51,540
- What?
- He's right.

671
00:45:51,566 --> 00:45:53,456
- Fuck!
- There's nothing. I got nothing.

672
00:45:53,758 --> 00:45:55,551
Oh, God. The satellite is out.

673
00:45:55,964 --> 00:45:57,633
Okay, I'm gonna try
to reboot the router.

674
00:45:57,658 --> 00:46:00,867
This is feeling very
familiar for me. Okay?

675
00:46:00,893 --> 00:46:03,581
Hey, I don't trust you.

676
00:46:03,745 --> 00:46:06,387
- And I sure as shit do not trust you.
- Look, I know we're outsiders,

677
00:46:06,413 --> 00:46:08,110
but you need to stop pointing fingers

678
00:46:08,136 --> 00:46:10,292
and get the cops out here right away.

679
00:46:10,595 --> 00:46:12,767
Do you know how to fix a satellite

680
00:46:12,793 --> 00:46:14,808
or hook up a landline?

681
00:46:15,103 --> 00:46:16,758
Okay. No, I didn't think so.

682
00:46:17,073 --> 00:46:20,305
The roads are all closed anyway,
so no one would even get in.

683
00:46:20,331 --> 00:46:22,974
Look. We can load everyone into our R.V.

684
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,550
and head off someplace safe.

685
00:46:24,576 --> 00:46:26,464
It'll be slow going, but...

686
00:46:29,862 --> 00:46:31,347
Oh, my God!

687
00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:35,448
Hell!

688
00:46:35,551 --> 00:46:37,278
You still think this is
a fucking accident?!

689
00:46:37,304 --> 00:46:38,698
Maybe.

690
00:46:47,448 --> 00:46:50,073
Concupitio mala,

691
00:46:50,394 --> 00:46:53,769
tu nequamquam dilige Christum.

692
00:46:53,933 --> 00:46:58,503
Daemona secteris, nec pete salvifcum.

693
00:46:58,636 --> 00:47:05,042
Despicias, rogo te,
Christum, nec tempore toto.

694
00:47:05,068 --> 00:47:10,073
Conspice praesentem te fore judicio.

695
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,953
No. No!

696
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:49,395
Veridicos preme,

697
00:47:49,521 --> 00:47:51,598
nec laudes,

698
00:47:51,821 --> 00:47:54,525
sed carpere gesta.

699
00:47:54,895 --> 00:47:59,848
Quaerito cujusvis, non tua respicias.

700
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,331
Dispereas male,

701
00:48:02,456 --> 00:48:06,448
ne quaeras tu coelica, verum.

702
00:48:06,571 --> 00:48:11,778
Crimine frangaris, ne fuge delicias.

703
00:49:24,197 --> 00:49:25,944
It's happening again.

704
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:39,196
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