1 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 *CREDITS* 2 00:01:06,659 --> 00:01:09,628 I want you to keep it clean. 3 00:01:09,659 --> 00:01:13,629 No kicking, no biting and absolutely no bad language. 4 00:01:14,797 --> 00:01:16,213 Are we understood? 5 00:01:17,626 --> 00:01:19,628 On your marks. 6 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,421 Get set. 7 00:01:21,453 --> 00:01:22,696 Go! 8 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,457 Christ on a bike. It's like Friday night in the cells. 9 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,146 They're kids, Geordie. 10 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,421 I see one. I see an egg. 11 00:01:33,454 --> 00:01:35,008 For the most part anyway. 12 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,663 Look at all this. 13 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:39,009 Isn't it wonderful? 14 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:40,560 It is wonderful. 15 00:01:40,593 --> 00:01:43,700 - You did this, Alphy. - With an awful lot of help. 16 00:01:43,731 --> 00:01:45,078 Modest to a fault. 17 00:01:47,456 --> 00:01:48,664 Aye, aye. 18 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,251 - Isn't that the girl? - What girl? 19 00:01:52,284 --> 00:01:55,218 Oh, don't look. I said, don't look. 20 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,113 Ah, she's waving. 21 00:02:00,112 --> 00:02:01,764 It didn't work out then? 22 00:02:01,774 --> 00:02:04,116 We didn't have much in common. 23 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:06,319 Shame. Good, sturdy hips. 24 00:02:06,329 --> 00:02:08,152 Make nice babies. 25 00:02:08,182 --> 00:02:09,770 It was one drink. 26 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:13,115 And I was nothing but gentlemanly. 27 00:02:13,148 --> 00:02:14,666 - I've got a nickname for him. - Oh, tell us. 28 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,150 Please don't tell them. 29 00:02:16,183 --> 00:02:18,151 The good Reverend Love 'Em and Leave 'Em. 30 00:02:18,183 --> 00:02:19,529 Very good. I like it. 31 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:21,392 I'm not that bad. 32 00:02:21,425 --> 00:02:25,153 - Rosa, from the Eagle. - Okay, so there was Rosa. 33 00:02:25,184 --> 00:02:27,738 Lilian from the station. 34 00:02:27,770 --> 00:02:30,186 We went to the cinema, once. 35 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:31,979 There was the redhead. 36 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:36,222 Okay, but that was just a brief... 37 00:02:36,253 --> 00:02:37,358 Fling? 38 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,980 - Dalliance. - Mistake. 39 00:02:40,013 --> 00:02:42,049 I'm not that bad, okay? 40 00:02:42,082 --> 00:02:43,428 Morning, Reverend. 41 00:02:43,461 --> 00:02:45,394 Oh, morning. How are we? 42 00:02:45,427 --> 00:02:46,600 Morning. 43 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,532 Morning. 44 00:02:55,014 --> 00:02:56,636 The end is nigh. 45 00:02:56,669 --> 00:02:57,947 The end is nigh. 46 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,775 It's a high-jacking. That's what this is. 47 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,431 Easter has been hijacked by the devil incarnate. 48 00:03:05,463 --> 00:03:07,086 Morning, Reg. How are we? 49 00:03:07,118 --> 00:03:09,396 How are we? Doomed to hellfire for all eternity, 50 00:03:09,429 --> 00:03:10,602 that's how we are. 51 00:03:10,636 --> 00:03:12,189 No donkey ride for you then? 52 00:03:12,223 --> 00:03:14,018 You know what Easter was when I was a child? 53 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:16,190 You were there when they rolled the stone away, weren't you? 54 00:03:16,223 --> 00:03:19,364 Wake up, pray. Church, pray. Home... 55 00:03:19,395 --> 00:03:20,465 Pray? 56 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:22,225 None of this fiddle-faddle. 57 00:03:24,362 --> 00:03:26,640 They're just having fun, Reg. 58 00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:29,158 What's the sacrifice of our good Lord and saviour, 59 00:03:29,189 --> 00:03:31,433 Jesus Christ, got to do with fun? 60 00:03:31,465 --> 00:03:35,262 What's it got to do with bonnets and eggs and bunnies? 61 00:03:35,294 --> 00:03:36,605 This country has gone to the dogs. 62 00:03:36,639 --> 00:03:38,813 - You know why? - Is it the bunnies? 63 00:03:38,846 --> 00:03:40,641 We don't know who we are any more. 64 00:03:40,673 --> 00:03:44,160 It used to be we were God-fearing, rule-abiding. 65 00:03:44,811 --> 00:03:46,675 Dignified. 66 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,504 Children would be seen, not heard, 67 00:03:50,536 --> 00:03:53,988 not flouncing around screaming blue murder. 68 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:58,403 But look, they're here, Reg. They're coming to church. 69 00:03:58,434 --> 00:04:00,263 That's got to be a good thing, hasn't it? 70 00:04:00,296 --> 00:04:02,091 So you'll be telling them all about Jesus, will you? 71 00:04:02,124 --> 00:04:03,677 Of course. 72 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,401 The nails in the hands, the suffering? 73 00:04:05,435 --> 00:04:08,748 Maybe not so much emphasis on the suffering. 74 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:11,196 Reg, why don't you come to the service? 75 00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:13,126 I'd love you to be there. 76 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,541 Until Easter is celebrated in the solemnity it deserves, 77 00:04:15,573 --> 00:04:17,747 I will not step foot inside that church. 78 00:04:21,229 --> 00:04:22,368 Milk, two sugars? 79 00:04:25,195 --> 00:04:27,301 And a biscuit, if you can stretch to it. 80 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,197 Hey, I can do better than that. 81 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,507 Fiddle-faddle. 82 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:34,509 There he is, my big silly bunny. 83 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:37,612 You know my misgivings about this, Mavis. 84 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,370 Oh, keep it on, Reg. 85 00:04:39,403 --> 00:04:41,440 He looks ever so sweet. Doesn't he look sweet? 86 00:04:41,472 --> 00:04:42,680 Very sweet. 87 00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:45,027 I hope he hasn't been bending your ear, Vicar. 88 00:04:45,059 --> 00:04:47,993 Not at all. Enjoy yourselves. 89 00:04:48,025 --> 00:04:49,371 Oh, come here. 90 00:04:49,404 --> 00:04:51,027 He's a very good listener, you know. 91 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:53,199 Yeah. 92 00:04:54,853 --> 00:04:58,201 Yeah. Okay, let's go. 93 00:05:35,408 --> 00:05:36,685 Hey, hey, hey. 94 00:05:43,306 --> 00:05:45,549 Come on, Alphy, you're going to be last. 95 00:05:45,582 --> 00:05:46,790 Yeah, all right, Jack. 96 00:05:50,409 --> 00:05:54,206 Welcome to our inaugural Easter family service. 97 00:05:54,238 --> 00:05:57,137 The first of many, I hope. 98 00:05:57,169 --> 00:05:58,722 When the disciples went to the tomb 99 00:05:58,755 --> 00:06:01,724 early that Easter Sunday morning, 100 00:06:01,755 --> 00:06:03,757 they expected to mourn for their friend. 101 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:05,274 But he was gone. 102 00:06:06,722 --> 00:06:11,002 And the Angels told them, "Jesus is risen. 103 00:06:11,033 --> 00:06:14,726 "He loved us so much that he lived and died for us." 104 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,621 Is there any greater love than that? 105 00:06:18,654 --> 00:06:20,311 I am so blessed 106 00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:24,208 to be able to share that love with you, 107 00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:26,036 in our beautiful church 108 00:06:26,068 --> 00:06:27,725 Didn't say anything. 109 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:30,485 But you was going to. 110 00:06:32,207 --> 00:06:35,521 To be able to share my first year in Grantchester 111 00:06:35,551 --> 00:06:37,208 with so many wonderful people. 112 00:06:39,138 --> 00:06:41,520 Know that I am always here to serve, 113 00:06:41,552 --> 00:06:44,383 to advise and to listen. 114 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:49,142 I am in the midst of an existential crisis. 115 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:52,004 Okay, any idea what set that off? 116 00:06:52,484 --> 00:06:53,589 The hat. 117 00:06:55,244 --> 00:06:58,419 - A computer has stolen my job. - A what? 118 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:02,006 Do you know how many days I spent on this hat? Five. 119 00:07:02,037 --> 00:07:05,143 Do you know how many days she spent on that hat? 120 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:06,349 Five? 121 00:07:06,383 --> 00:07:08,040 It's the size of the staff room. 122 00:07:08,072 --> 00:07:10,454 - The hat? - The computer. 123 00:07:10,486 --> 00:07:12,454 Used to be I was trusted with the payroll. 124 00:07:12,486 --> 00:07:14,488 Now the computer does it. 125 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,832 I loved doing the payroll. 126 00:07:15,866 --> 00:07:17,178 She hated doing the payroll. 127 00:07:17,211 --> 00:07:19,731 I said to her, "Cath, times change." 128 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,247 Did she listen to me? 129 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,042 I have been replaced by a machine. 130 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:25,764 Of course she didn't. 131 00:07:25,798 --> 00:07:28,594 Daniel is about to make the biggest mistake of his life. 132 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:32,802 - I'm just so... - Completely over the moon. 133 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:35,698 I've done it, Alphy, I've arranged to meet my parents. 134 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:38,732 The parents who shunned him. 135 00:07:38,764 --> 00:07:42,182 Mark my words, families never bring happiness. 136 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:45,561 I'm so happy. I can't tell you how happy I am. 137 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:47,491 - I am... - Bored... 138 00:07:47,524 --> 00:07:50,458 I am bored with myself, Alphy. 139 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:53,148 I am a boring person. 140 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:54,595 Am I boring? 141 00:07:55,594 --> 00:07:57,251 - Lovely service. - Thank you. 142 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,424 You are many things, 143 00:08:02,008 --> 00:08:04,114 but you're not boring. 144 00:08:04,146 --> 00:08:06,597 - Thank you, Vicar. - Give my regards to Reg. 145 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:08,459 Will do. 146 00:08:10,802 --> 00:08:12,735 No one listens to me any more. 147 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:16,357 Not Cathy, not Larry. Certainly not the kids. 148 00:08:18,216 --> 00:08:19,355 Not even you, apparently. 149 00:08:19,389 --> 00:08:22,116 - Thank you for coming. - Wouldn't miss it for the world. 150 00:08:25,148 --> 00:08:27,806 - Don't start. - I'm all for it. 151 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,702 - Hi. - Fling away. 152 00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:32,668 Fling away, till you're all flung out. 153 00:08:33,769 --> 00:08:35,702 If that's what you want, of course. 154 00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:39,668 Is that what you want? 155 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,118 Everyone, stay back! 156 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,738 Stay back! 157 00:09:08,739 --> 00:09:10,810 Reg. It's my Reggie. 158 00:09:22,774 --> 00:09:24,500 Just like that fella of yours. 159 00:09:25,395 --> 00:09:26,810 What fella? 160 00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:29,569 Jesus. 161 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:32,192 I'd say there's zero chance Reg is rising again. 162 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:35,088 Did he seem depressed to you? Suicidal? 163 00:09:35,121 --> 00:09:38,745 Short-tempered, maybe, but... Depressed? 164 00:09:40,638 --> 00:09:43,365 Then again, he does have a sign saying "The end is nigh," so... 165 00:09:43,397 --> 00:09:45,537 It doesn't imply he was full of the joys of spring. 166 00:09:45,569 --> 00:09:46,570 No. 167 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,813 They only got engaged a few months back. 168 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:55,676 It's quite a cheery thing to do. 169 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:59,057 - Nice girl? - Very. 170 00:09:59,088 --> 00:10:00,779 But? 171 00:10:00,812 --> 00:10:02,572 I... 172 00:10:02,606 --> 00:10:05,540 He was such a gloomy man and she's a... 173 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,746 Bit of a floozy. 174 00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:09,780 Geordie, you can't say that. 175 00:10:09,813 --> 00:10:11,539 Well, what do you know? I just did. 176 00:10:13,227 --> 00:10:15,022 Aye, aye. 177 00:10:20,607 --> 00:10:22,367 Bullet casing. 178 00:10:22,401 --> 00:10:24,368 Well, that's to be expected, isn't it? 179 00:10:24,401 --> 00:10:26,748 For a suicide, one is. 180 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,128 Two, on the other hand... 181 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,508 Keep it, please. 182 00:10:55,093 --> 00:10:56,646 Oh, sorry, we were just, erm... 183 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,303 The table has been a bit wobbly. 184 00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:01,233 Yes. Much better now, though. 185 00:11:01,818 --> 00:11:04,062 Thank you, Detective. 186 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,338 You stay where I can see you. 187 00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:13,995 Now, please take a seat at our newly fixed table. 188 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,546 I don't think they were fixing the table. 189 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:21,097 Now... 190 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:24,270 About your fella Reg. 191 00:11:26,683 --> 00:11:29,686 - He was my fiance. - Your fiance? 192 00:11:30,545 --> 00:11:34,273 - That's French. - I know. 193 00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:36,410 And I loved him very much. 194 00:11:36,442 --> 00:11:37,685 He was a wonderful man. 195 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,306 He was dismal as sin. 196 00:11:41,442 --> 00:11:43,410 See a rainbow, he'd notice the clouds. 197 00:11:44,546 --> 00:11:47,480 But for all that, I adored him. 198 00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:50,721 - We were just so... - Kindred spirits. 199 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,031 Was he always unhappy? 200 00:11:57,065 --> 00:11:58,549 Always. 201 00:11:58,582 --> 00:12:01,171 So him taking his own life... 202 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:03,999 I worried it might happen one day. 203 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:06,790 But so soon before the wedding... 204 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:12,346 How did he propose out of interest. Down on one knee? 205 00:12:13,894 --> 00:12:15,758 Oh, no, his knees weren't up to much. 206 00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:21,553 The thing is, Mavis, we're not entirely sure it is suicide. 207 00:12:22,757 --> 00:12:24,414 What else could it be? 208 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,278 No. No one would want to hurt Reg. 209 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,759 No. 210 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:38,313 You were having a rather animated conversation with him, 211 00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:42,038 - before the service. - He was in one of his moods. 212 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:47,349 So I said to him, "Reg, go to the doctor's, 213 00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:51,417 "talk to someone, get some help." 214 00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:55,555 - Did he listen? - No. 215 00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:59,074 So the proposal, was it a grand gesture or... 216 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:04,177 Sorry, carry on. 217 00:13:13,106 --> 00:13:14,314 My office. 218 00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:18,558 Should I bring my notepad? No? 219 00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:29,214 I think we need to have a little chat, don't you? 220 00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:30,522 About what? 221 00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:34,421 Just admit it before he explodes. 222 00:13:34,453 --> 00:13:36,041 I thought we were being quite discreet. 223 00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:37,454 Quite discreet? 224 00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:40,111 Everyone knows, even the criminals. 225 00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:43,835 Seeing as... 226 00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:45,455 I can't believe I'm uttering these words. 227 00:13:45,489 --> 00:13:47,594 You can't control yourselves around each other. 228 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,284 We can control ourselves, can't we? 229 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,731 Have a little respect. 230 00:13:54,386 --> 00:13:55,767 For yourselves. 231 00:13:56,524 --> 00:13:59,044 - For me. - For the criminals. 232 00:13:59,076 --> 00:14:00,491 Yes, boss. 233 00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:02,595 Understood. 234 00:14:02,628 --> 00:14:04,733 Background on Reg. Quick smart, please. 235 00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:06,802 Reginald James Wait. 236 00:14:06,835 --> 00:14:09,217 Date of birth, twenty-third of the third, 1901. 237 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,182 Made a name for himself in Bakelite. 238 00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:12,457 He's loaded, apparently, 239 00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:16,460 Next of kin, his sister, is a Miss Eliza Wait 240 00:14:16,492 --> 00:14:18,425 of Trumpington. 241 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,804 And I made you a cup of tea, milk, no sugar. 242 00:14:20,837 --> 00:14:23,288 Bring her in then, the sister. 243 00:14:23,319 --> 00:14:24,803 She's in reception. 244 00:14:24,837 --> 00:14:26,459 We were about to tell you 245 00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:28,563 before you started with all the crossness. 246 00:14:30,631 --> 00:14:31,873 The table really was on the wonk. 247 00:14:31,907 --> 00:14:33,460 Out! 248 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,151 That's him. 249 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,185 It's your brother, Reginald Wait. 250 00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:50,117 I was afraid he'd do this. 251 00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:54,361 Was he always downbeat? 252 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:58,118 Mum called them his dark moods. 253 00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,015 He was a war hero. 254 00:15:03,392 --> 00:15:04,773 Did you know that? 255 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,738 Reg was? 256 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,395 Won the military cross for bravery. 257 00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,118 Reg did? 258 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,844 Bravest man I ever met. 259 00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:19,293 Then he just disappeared. 260 00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:23,810 Why didn't you just come to me, Reggie? 261 00:15:25,118 --> 00:15:27,017 Poor dear Reggie. 262 00:15:30,119 --> 00:15:31,120 Right. 263 00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:34,810 Shall we make the arrangements? 264 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:39,122 - Arrangements? - The paperwork and whatnot. 265 00:15:40,775 --> 00:15:42,259 Paperwork? 266 00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:44,259 For the funeral. 267 00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:47,399 I always think it's best to be prompt with these things. 268 00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:53,124 The police will have to conclude their investigation first. 269 00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:57,608 That'll take what? A couple of days? 270 00:15:57,639 --> 00:16:00,331 It'll take as long as it takes, Miss Wait. 271 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,124 At least he's with Mum and Dad now. 272 00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:09,193 And Arthur... 273 00:16:09,226 --> 00:16:11,504 Arthur was our golden retriever. 274 00:16:15,812 --> 00:16:17,055 Poor dear Reggie. 275 00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:23,092 Poor dear Reggie, my arse. 276 00:16:23,124 --> 00:16:26,127 She'd put him out with the bins if she could. 277 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:29,093 Well, grief presents itself in odd ways. 278 00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:30,712 Nah, she was fishy. 279 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,782 Very nice. 280 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:41,472 Mmm. Reg has done well for himself. 281 00:16:45,195 --> 00:16:47,335 Everyone keeps saying he was depressed. 282 00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:50,370 Maybe he did just kill himself. 283 00:16:50,402 --> 00:16:52,370 - Maybe. - Sir. 284 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,680 Maybe it's just that simple. 285 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:55,714 Maybe. 286 00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:58,266 You're not buying it, are you? 287 00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,301 Not for a second. 288 00:17:00,783 --> 00:17:03,337 Well, Mavis was on to a winner with this fella. 289 00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:04,853 Geordie... 290 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,201 He watched the birds. 291 00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:34,029 Of course he did. 292 00:17:46,545 --> 00:17:48,582 He'd written a reminder to buy birdseed. 293 00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:49,684 That doesn't fit with a man 294 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,202 set on taking his own life, does it? 295 00:17:54,822 --> 00:17:56,272 What is that, his military cross? 296 00:17:56,305 --> 00:17:58,410 No, just regular service medals. 297 00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:00,376 Well, if you won a military cross... 298 00:18:00,409 --> 00:18:02,446 It would be up there, pride of place. 299 00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:05,893 Something doesn't add up about any of this, does it? 300 00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:07,065 Nope. 301 00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,377 - Fishy? - It's fishy. 302 00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,549 Isn't it marvellous? 303 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,379 Would've preferred a new settee. 304 00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:19,414 Our happiest memories, 305 00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:23,071 preserved for all eternity on celluloid. 306 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:25,689 That's what the brain does, isn't it? Preserve memories? 307 00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:28,241 For free, too. 308 00:18:30,618 --> 00:18:31,654 Alphy! 309 00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:34,862 Where's that cable? 310 00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:36,758 Yeah, still looking, Jack. 311 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,725 He wants me to fire 'em. 312 00:18:38,757 --> 00:18:40,483 Who does? 313 00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:41,551 Mr. Draper. 314 00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:43,621 He wants me to fire my girls. 315 00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:45,621 Says they're redundant now we have the computer. 316 00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:47,414 I'm ready to resign. 317 00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,450 Do you think I should resign? 318 00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:52,450 Well, what does Geordie think? 319 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,070 He might have an informed opinion. 320 00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,106 Oh, you were serious. 321 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,520 Just ask him, Cathy. 322 00:19:01,552 --> 00:19:03,520 Or you could. 323 00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:05,175 Save a few hours bickering. 324 00:19:06,725 --> 00:19:08,761 These aren't as good as Mum's sandwiches, at all. 325 00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:11,383 - Alphy. - Leonard. 326 00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:14,729 I was hoping you might be able to have a word with Daniel. 327 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,384 Ah, why don't you have a word with him? 328 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,591 I just think it might be better coming from you. 329 00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:21,211 And why is that? 330 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,108 Because then I don't have to say it. 331 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,210 Leonard, er... 332 00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:25,693 One second. 333 00:19:27,486 --> 00:19:29,385 Vicarage. 334 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,074 Yeah. Geordie! 335 00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:35,556 Larry? 336 00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:40,455 Larry, put Miss Scott down. What you got for me? 337 00:19:40,487 --> 00:19:42,489 Daniel's had so much turmoil in his life, 338 00:19:42,522 --> 00:19:45,594 I just... I have a feeling this might tip him over the edge. 339 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,283 Just a sec. I can't hear a word. 340 00:19:48,316 --> 00:19:50,318 Leonard, he's a grown man. 341 00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:51,903 He's capable of making his own decisions. 342 00:19:51,936 --> 00:19:54,145 I can hear you now. Go ahead, Larry. 343 00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:55,869 Jack, here we go. 344 00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,663 Ah, perfect. 345 00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:01,076 What are we looking for? 346 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,182 Reg, Mavis. Anything untoward. 347 00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,629 Like you not giving my hat first prize. 348 00:20:08,696 --> 00:20:10,664 Well, there's Reg, looking alive and well. 349 00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,630 Is that what I look like? 350 00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:18,768 When did I get so many chins? 351 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,665 And there he is with Mavis. 352 00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:26,907 I'd keep my eye on that one if I were you. 353 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,528 She's a minx. 354 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,804 Hey, she loved Reg, Mrs C. 355 00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:33,460 She loves a lot of men if you gather my meaning. 356 00:20:33,492 --> 00:20:35,701 How can we when you're just so incredibly subtle? 357 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,047 I knew him a little from the Rotary Club. 358 00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:42,116 He was lonely, poor chap. 359 00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:45,634 He was also rich, Jack, and she's a goer. 360 00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:49,394 Always down The Cow and Calf. In the back room. 361 00:20:49,424 --> 00:20:52,531 - Playing billiards. - The absolute floozy. 362 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:56,772 Postmortem, single shot. 363 00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:00,807 Bullet lodged in Reg's temporal lobe. 364 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:03,566 No temporal lobe talk when there's food on the table. 365 00:21:04,426 --> 00:21:06,739 So where's the other bullet? 366 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:09,464 - Good question, Leonard. - I thought so too. 367 00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:14,877 Hey, what's she doing? 368 00:21:17,358 --> 00:21:18,808 There, see? 369 00:21:21,358 --> 00:21:23,326 She's hiding something. 370 00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:36,361 She was around about here. 371 00:22:23,882 --> 00:22:25,608 Why is she hiding a pocket knife? 372 00:22:28,675 --> 00:22:30,297 Geordie... 373 00:22:41,435 --> 00:22:43,368 Maybe he fired a warning shot. 374 00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:47,403 If you're gonna kill yourself, 375 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,609 why fire a warning shot? 376 00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:58,782 Go on. Go on. 377 00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:03,336 Come on, hand it over, fellas. 378 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,681 There you go. 379 00:23:06,713 --> 00:23:09,406 Don't know about you but I reckon that's the most fun 380 00:23:09,437 --> 00:23:11,163 you can have with your knickers on. 381 00:23:11,197 --> 00:23:14,234 You should know, Mavis. 382 00:23:21,921 --> 00:23:25,201 Ah. Grief's taken its toll I see. 383 00:23:32,405 --> 00:23:34,786 I'm devastated about Reg. 384 00:23:34,819 --> 00:23:35,820 Yeah, we got that. 385 00:23:37,268 --> 00:23:39,201 What's the alternative? 386 00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:41,442 Curl up in a ball, give up? 387 00:23:41,475 --> 00:23:43,787 Two shots were fired, Mavis. 388 00:23:44,613 --> 00:23:46,787 I never heard two shots. 389 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,822 Did you hear two shots? 390 00:23:50,786 --> 00:23:52,271 She does have a point. 391 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,857 Why'd you hide this? 392 00:24:00,511 --> 00:24:02,306 I was... 393 00:24:02,339 --> 00:24:05,169 I was worried he'd do himself a mischief, so I took it off him. 394 00:24:05,856 --> 00:24:07,341 S.J. 395 00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,755 Who's S.J.? 396 00:24:09,788 --> 00:24:11,342 I have no idea. 397 00:24:12,374 --> 00:24:13,755 You loved Reg? 398 00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:15,238 Yes. 399 00:24:15,272 --> 00:24:16,825 The end is nigh Reg? 400 00:24:18,686 --> 00:24:20,860 We'd snuggle up, drink tea. 401 00:24:22,341 --> 00:24:24,688 - It wasn't sex and glamour. - I'd say. 402 00:24:25,858 --> 00:24:27,515 But I've never felt more myself. 403 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:30,309 I've never had that feeling before. 404 00:24:32,342 --> 00:24:34,102 He doesn't believe me. 405 00:24:34,135 --> 00:24:35,515 - I believe you. - Really? 406 00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:37,722 Really? 407 00:24:37,756 --> 00:24:39,792 I've done nothing wrong. 408 00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:42,690 Well, apart from cavorting with that spivvy fellow 409 00:24:42,722 --> 00:24:45,380 - at the billiards. - Reg was the love of my life. 410 00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:48,862 I never thought I deserved that. 411 00:24:48,895 --> 00:24:51,208 I never thought I'd be lucky enough to have it. 412 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:53,828 But he's gone. 413 00:24:55,206 --> 00:24:57,518 He's gone. 414 00:24:57,551 --> 00:24:59,760 And I haven't got the luxury of hanging around. 415 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,450 You really believe her? 416 00:25:05,483 --> 00:25:08,141 Yeah, why not? 417 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,555 She is no more the settling down type than you are. 418 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:13,658 Well, people aren't types, Geordie. 419 00:25:13,691 --> 00:25:16,383 They have emotions and feelings and... 420 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:17,657 All right. 421 00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,728 - Nothing happened. - We're off the clock. 422 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,624 All right. 423 00:25:27,174 --> 00:25:28,727 Reg's service record. 424 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,073 Thank you. 425 00:25:33,589 --> 00:25:35,798 Reginald Wait. 426 00:25:35,831 --> 00:25:38,144 Second Battalion, Cambridgeshire Regiment. 427 00:25:39,555 --> 00:25:41,177 Military Cross? 428 00:25:42,383 --> 00:25:44,661 Military Cross. 429 00:25:44,694 --> 00:25:47,731 Carried three injured men away from enemy fire. 430 00:25:49,418 --> 00:25:51,661 - Reg did? - Says it right here. 431 00:25:55,797 --> 00:25:57,282 Birdwatching Reg? 432 00:25:57,315 --> 00:25:58,881 Tea drinking, devout Reg. 433 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,456 The gung-ho war hero. 434 00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:01,581 Nothing is right about this. 435 00:26:01,591 --> 00:26:03,248 Nothing's right about any of it. 436 00:26:03,867 --> 00:26:07,250 Larry! Task for you. 437 00:26:07,282 --> 00:26:09,525 Got somewhere to be. Sorry, boss. 438 00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:11,835 Miss Scott? 439 00:26:11,868 --> 00:26:14,492 Off to the pictures with my beau. 440 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:16,801 That's me. I'm her beau. 441 00:26:21,938 --> 00:26:24,424 Those two are really starting to get on my nerves. 442 00:26:25,628 --> 00:26:27,354 How about you? 443 00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:30,770 Fancy a task or... you got a date tonight? 444 00:26:51,389 --> 00:26:53,150 Erm, hello? 445 00:26:53,182 --> 00:26:54,770 Hushed tones, please. 446 00:26:56,562 --> 00:26:58,150 Sorry. 447 00:27:06,597 --> 00:27:08,185 Sorry. 448 00:27:08,219 --> 00:27:10,186 You apologise an awful lot. 449 00:27:10,219 --> 00:27:11,565 I was just wondering if you could... 450 00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:12,634 Nope. 451 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:13,703 No? 452 00:27:13,736 --> 00:27:14,737 You're in the wrong place. 453 00:27:17,357 --> 00:27:19,393 I don't think so. 454 00:27:19,427 --> 00:27:22,602 - The meeting is next door. - I'm not here for the meeting. 455 00:27:30,221 --> 00:27:31,739 What are you here for? 456 00:27:31,772 --> 00:27:33,808 Er, it's police business. 457 00:27:37,187 --> 00:27:40,915 I'm looking for any references to a Reginald Wait, 458 00:27:40,945 --> 00:27:44,087 war almanacs, newspapers. 459 00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:56,433 Here's your haystack. Good luck finding that needle. 460 00:27:58,154 --> 00:27:59,155 What was the meeting? 461 00:28:00,706 --> 00:28:03,088 The meeting you thought I was going to? 462 00:28:04,189 --> 00:28:05,466 Lonely Hearts Club. 463 00:28:06,914 --> 00:28:09,192 You thought I looked like a lonely heart? 464 00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:12,503 Well, you have a vaguely lonely quality about you. 465 00:28:12,534 --> 00:28:15,192 - Well, that's depressing. - Also, I assumed that 466 00:28:15,225 --> 00:28:17,192 you weren't here to borrow the latest pot boiler. 467 00:28:17,225 --> 00:28:18,329 Why not? 468 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,709 You don't look the bookish type. 469 00:28:19,742 --> 00:28:21,503 I'm bookish. 470 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,882 - I love books. - You love books? 471 00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:25,537 Test me. 472 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,298 On books? On all of literature? 473 00:28:28,329 --> 00:28:29,779 Yep. 474 00:28:29,812 --> 00:28:32,091 Have you read War and Peace? 475 00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:34,297 - Yes. - Liar. 476 00:28:34,330 --> 00:28:35,780 I've read it. 477 00:28:35,812 --> 00:28:38,367 - I didn't say I enjoyed it. - The Bible? 478 00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:40,677 Come on, hundreds of times. You? 479 00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:45,610 Too much begetting and begatting for my liking. 480 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,884 Shame. The begetting's the best bit. 481 00:28:50,745 --> 00:28:52,816 I'm Alphy, by the way. 482 00:28:52,849 --> 00:28:55,817 And I am leaving you to it, Reverend. 483 00:29:03,746 --> 00:29:05,472 "I love books." 484 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:10,817 Okay. 485 00:29:11,678 --> 00:29:14,785 Let's just get down to brass tacks. 486 00:29:14,816 --> 00:29:17,785 Reference to hardware. Sounds serious. 487 00:29:17,816 --> 00:29:21,303 No, it's not serious. Well, it is a bit serious. 488 00:29:21,334 --> 00:29:24,234 Let me guess. My parents. 489 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:28,787 If you know something's going to end in disaster... 490 00:29:28,817 --> 00:29:29,818 Which we don't. 491 00:29:31,611 --> 00:29:33,855 What if they reject you again? 492 00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:37,546 Then I'll be sad for a while. 493 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:40,683 And after that, I'll be fine. 494 00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:44,478 It's very sweet of you, but it's my worry, not yours. 495 00:29:44,509 --> 00:29:46,407 It is a little bit my worry, isn't it? 496 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,616 Because whatever happens to you, it, by proxy, happens to me. 497 00:29:51,682 --> 00:29:52,683 I love you. 498 00:29:53,786 --> 00:29:55,408 But it's not your concern, Leonard. 499 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,307 Not my concern? 500 00:30:04,338 --> 00:30:05,719 Tea? 501 00:30:05,752 --> 00:30:08,203 Lovely, thank you. 502 00:30:08,236 --> 00:30:11,342 Of course it's my bloody worry. What? 503 00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:13,617 - Leonard Finch. - Yes, speaking. 504 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:15,652 This is Harold Jones, I'm a solicitor. 505 00:30:15,684 --> 00:30:17,376 It's with regard to your father. 506 00:30:17,408 --> 00:30:18,892 Oh, Lord, what's he done now? 507 00:30:18,926 --> 00:30:22,136 I'm afraid he's passed away, Mr Finch. 508 00:30:26,237 --> 00:30:27,341 It was a stroke. 509 00:30:27,996 --> 00:30:30,240 Over very quickly. 510 00:30:30,272 --> 00:30:31,273 Right. 511 00:30:33,203 --> 00:30:36,724 So I'll be needing to make funeral arrangements. 512 00:30:37,997 --> 00:30:40,241 The funeral was last week. 513 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,273 Really? 514 00:30:42,652 --> 00:30:44,550 Why wasn't I informed? 515 00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:48,450 Your father made it clear he didn't want you there. 516 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,896 We have a few of his effects. 517 00:30:50,929 --> 00:30:52,206 We've sent them on to you. 518 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,104 Mr Finch? 519 00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:00,488 - Sorry. - You really need to stop apologising. 520 00:32:04,453 --> 00:32:06,524 I couldn't have your phone number, could I? 521 00:32:06,556 --> 00:32:07,557 No. 522 00:32:10,419 --> 00:32:11,903 Hmm, okay. 523 00:32:12,661 --> 00:32:15,112 That's fair enough. 524 00:32:19,524 --> 00:32:20,697 Do you want to know why? 525 00:32:21,902 --> 00:32:24,284 You don't have to explain. 526 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:27,596 Because you'll take my number and I'll become this annoying, 527 00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:29,871 mooning schoolgirl who sits around 528 00:32:29,903 --> 00:32:31,319 just waiting for you to call. 529 00:32:31,903 --> 00:32:33,595 And you never will call. 530 00:32:33,628 --> 00:32:36,424 And then I'll be terribly sad. 531 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:39,976 Well, how about I promise to call? 532 00:32:40,008 --> 00:32:41,630 What if you get run over or something? 533 00:32:41,663 --> 00:32:44,907 - That's not going to happen. - It might happen. 534 00:32:44,939 --> 00:32:46,699 And then I'll become a bitter old spinster 535 00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:48,976 all because you never called. 536 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:51,356 - That would be a shame. - It would. 537 00:32:54,699 --> 00:32:57,116 - So, no phone number then? - No. 538 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,805 Stay out of trouble. 539 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:18,288 You didn't, did you? 540 00:33:19,425 --> 00:33:20,426 In a library. 541 00:33:21,219 --> 00:33:23,394 You sly old dog. 542 00:33:23,426 --> 00:33:26,119 Reginald Wait, winner of the Military Cross. 543 00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:31,324 Only that's not Reg. 544 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:32,841 It's Martin Guerre. 545 00:33:33,909 --> 00:33:35,670 - Who? - It's a true story 546 00:33:35,702 --> 00:33:36,945 from the 16th century. 547 00:33:36,978 --> 00:33:42,467 Martin goes to war, returns, settles back down with his wife. 548 00:33:42,496 --> 00:33:45,430 Only it's not the same man. He look familiar to you? 549 00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:53,258 Well, Christ on a bike. 550 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,638 How about a game, Reg? 551 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:17,330 We know you'd like this matter promptly settled, Miss Wait. 552 00:34:17,362 --> 00:34:19,502 - It's always best to be prompt. - Couldn't agree more. 553 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,261 If you could just do us one more favour. 554 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,467 Of course. 555 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,433 We're hoping you could identify your brother. 556 00:34:25,122 --> 00:34:27,262 I already did that, didn't I? 557 00:34:27,294 --> 00:34:28,744 She did already do that, Geordie. 558 00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:31,814 Took a terrible toll as it happened, seeing him like that. 559 00:34:31,846 --> 00:34:34,366 Well, brace yourself. 560 00:34:39,364 --> 00:34:40,365 Hello, Ellie. 561 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:42,814 You bugger! 562 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:47,919 You absolute bugger! Reg! 563 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,780 I'd say that's a positive ID. 564 00:34:51,813 --> 00:34:53,573 Positive might be stretching it. 565 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:56,126 That's enough, Miss Wait. 566 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 _ 567 00:36:15,683 --> 00:36:19,963 We grew up strict. Wasn't a life, it was a prison. 568 00:36:19,993 --> 00:36:21,857 You remember how it was, Ellie. 569 00:36:21,891 --> 00:36:25,584 Remember? I was still living it while you were off gallivanting. 570 00:36:26,374 --> 00:36:28,376 I went away to war. 571 00:36:28,409 --> 00:36:31,829 - I saw the world. - Drank your way around it, more like. 572 00:36:31,839 --> 00:36:33,169 I got a taste for life. 573 00:36:34,374 --> 00:36:35,410 I couldn't go back. 574 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,791 Left the army with just the suit they gave me. 575 00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:40,618 Your demob suit. 576 00:36:40,651 --> 00:36:42,929 - Thought I recognised it. - Kept yours, did you? 577 00:36:44,306 --> 00:36:46,170 They don't make them like that any more. 578 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:51,966 So you met this man and swapped identities? 579 00:36:51,996 --> 00:36:53,515 Wasn't really that thought through. 580 00:36:53,549 --> 00:36:55,206 What was his name? 581 00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,138 Were his initials S.J. 582 00:36:58,308 --> 00:36:59,447 by any chance? 583 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,516 Silas. 584 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:04,173 Silas Jennings. He wasn't happy with his lot. 585 00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:05,275 I wasn't happy with mine. 586 00:37:06,446 --> 00:37:08,724 So he became Reg, and I became Silas. 587 00:37:08,757 --> 00:37:10,690 And you left us all behind. 588 00:37:12,378 --> 00:37:14,691 After a while, you forget the life you had, 589 00:37:15,723 --> 00:37:17,484 and you become someone else. 590 00:37:17,516 --> 00:37:19,967 I wouldn't believe a word that comes out of his mouth 591 00:37:19,999 --> 00:37:21,035 if I were you. 592 00:37:21,068 --> 00:37:23,761 You told us a dead stranger was your brother. 593 00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:25,761 I just took advantage of a situation 594 00:37:25,793 --> 00:37:27,174 that presented itself. 595 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:28,933 A dead man on a slab? 596 00:37:28,966 --> 00:37:30,692 Mum died recently. 597 00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:33,969 The will was all tied up waiting for Reggie to come back. 598 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,969 So you pronounce him dead and inherit the family fortune? 599 00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:39,211 I deserve that money. 600 00:37:39,243 --> 00:37:41,521 I wouldn't believe a word that comes out of her mouth. 601 00:37:42,725 --> 00:37:45,349 Just help me out here, Reg. 602 00:37:45,381 --> 00:37:47,832 You say you had nothing to do with this man's death? 603 00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:50,211 Correct. 604 00:37:50,244 --> 00:37:51,659 A dead man with your name, 605 00:37:51,692 --> 00:37:54,384 whose fiance we saw you cavorting with, 606 00:37:54,417 --> 00:37:56,522 who your sister identified as you, 607 00:37:56,555 --> 00:37:57,859 and you had nothing to do with it? 608 00:37:58,969 --> 00:38:02,350 - Happenstance. - That's a hell of a lot of happenstance. 609 00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:04,592 Seems to me that's all you've got. 610 00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:06,627 Go on then, arrest me. Arrest both of us. 611 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,420 Take us to court. 612 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,420 All you've got is a handful of happenstance, 613 00:38:10,452 --> 00:38:13,145 and they'll let us go on reasonable doubt. 614 00:38:14,453 --> 00:38:16,835 You know it, and I know it. 615 00:38:18,936 --> 00:38:19,937 Gentlemen. 616 00:38:21,557 --> 00:38:24,215 Eliza, you fusty old cow. 617 00:38:24,247 --> 00:38:26,939 Rot in hell, Reg. 618 00:38:28,868 --> 00:38:30,491 They could be in on it together. 619 00:38:31,661 --> 00:38:33,146 They hate each other's guts. 620 00:38:35,593 --> 00:38:37,561 Mavis, on the other hand. 621 00:38:37,593 --> 00:38:39,595 Mavis was in the churchyard when the gun went off. 622 00:38:41,317 --> 00:38:42,318 She's a nice woman. 623 00:38:44,662 --> 00:38:47,734 Single and all, if you're so inclined. 624 00:38:51,353 --> 00:38:52,975 - I wish you wouldn't do that. - Do what? 625 00:38:53,008 --> 00:38:56,391 Make out like I'm some kind of Lothario. 626 00:38:56,423 --> 00:38:58,701 Oh, Alphy. 627 00:38:58,733 --> 00:39:01,495 I think you're a handsome young man with an enviable 628 00:39:01,526 --> 00:39:05,392 head of hair who's having fun, as long as it makes you happy. 629 00:39:06,768 --> 00:39:08,563 - I want to find someone. - Of course you do. 630 00:39:09,802 --> 00:39:10,907 Like you found Cathy. 631 00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:16,772 Thing is, Alphy, all the good stuff, 632 00:39:18,287 --> 00:39:22,222 all the meaningful stuff, that doesn't happen unless 633 00:39:22,252 --> 00:39:23,253 you stick around. 634 00:39:25,701 --> 00:39:27,151 Love 'em, but don't leave 'em. 635 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:29,358 You said it, not me. 636 00:39:35,047 --> 00:39:37,325 Okay, here we go. 637 00:39:37,358 --> 00:39:39,946 I know how strongly you feel, but my parents 638 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,221 are getting on now, 639 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,567 and I... I don't want to miss this chance to be able to... 640 00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:44,600 Go. 641 00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:51,465 - You should go. - I have more. 642 00:39:51,497 --> 00:39:54,569 - I have a whole speech. - No speech necessary. 643 00:39:56,876 --> 00:39:58,361 What changed your mind? 644 00:39:58,393 --> 00:39:59,808 Just a little perspective. 645 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:02,533 And a very large glass of whisky. 646 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:05,328 No, really, what... what's happened? 647 00:40:08,601 --> 00:40:10,155 You deserve happiness. 648 00:40:11,015 --> 00:40:13,225 And your parents deserve forgiveness. 649 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:14,913 So... 650 00:40:29,569 --> 00:40:31,295 My number. 651 00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:33,572 I figure this way I do all the schoolgirl moonings. 652 00:40:33,604 --> 00:40:36,642 - You don't have to. - What if I never call? 653 00:40:36,673 --> 00:40:38,330 What have I got to lose? 654 00:40:38,363 --> 00:40:41,607 - I don't know, your dignity? - Ah, dignity's overrated. 655 00:40:45,674 --> 00:40:49,022 So I'll be at home, watching the phone, 656 00:40:49,053 --> 00:40:50,192 heart in my mouth. 657 00:40:53,847 --> 00:40:54,917 I'm Margaret, by the way. 658 00:40:58,572 --> 00:40:59,573 Are you a Maggie? 659 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:02,401 - A Meg? - A Margaret. 660 00:41:03,468 --> 00:41:05,436 Until I'm sure I really like you. 661 00:41:17,367 --> 00:41:20,715 There he is, my big silly bunny. 662 00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:47,371 Is that what my face looks like? 663 00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:49,923 You have a perfectly good face. 664 00:41:54,404 --> 00:41:55,854 - Geordie. - Miss Scott. 665 00:41:58,922 --> 00:42:03,478 I'm so sorry about all the canoodling recently. 666 00:42:03,509 --> 00:42:05,338 It's not the canoodling that bothers me. 667 00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:08,476 You're better than most of the fellas out there. 668 00:42:09,647 --> 00:42:12,270 - Just... - Show a little respect? 669 00:42:12,303 --> 00:42:14,650 Some common courtesy wouldn't go amiss. 670 00:42:15,717 --> 00:42:16,890 Won't happen again, sir. 671 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:23,376 The last will and testament of Reginald Wait, 672 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,582 formerly known as Silas Jennings. 673 00:42:25,614 --> 00:42:27,892 - Who's the lucky winner? - Last page. 674 00:42:32,994 --> 00:42:35,030 Congratulations, Mavis. 675 00:42:35,063 --> 00:42:37,341 She gets the house, the business. 676 00:42:37,374 --> 00:42:38,892 And the rest. 677 00:42:38,926 --> 00:42:40,962 Silas made a real name for himself. 678 00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:43,411 Meanwhile, Reg has nothing to show for his life 679 00:42:43,444 --> 00:42:44,859 but that tatty old suit. 680 00:42:44,891 --> 00:42:46,652 Oi, less of the tatty or... 681 00:42:56,928 --> 00:42:57,963 The suit. 682 00:42:58,962 --> 00:43:00,447 The demob suit. 683 00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:05,896 Mavis knew who Silas was all along. 684 00:43:05,928 --> 00:43:08,724 She really loved Silas. She knew him better than anyone. 685 00:43:08,756 --> 00:43:09,757 Reg was there. 686 00:43:11,618 --> 00:43:12,688 Real Reg, I mean. 687 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,413 It wasn't Martin Guerre. 688 00:43:20,688 --> 00:43:22,414 It was A Tale of Two Cities. 689 00:43:23,826 --> 00:43:24,827 The wrong man died. 690 00:43:34,449 --> 00:43:39,247 You were there when Silas died, weren't you, Reg? 691 00:43:39,276 --> 00:43:40,277 Who says? 692 00:43:41,276 --> 00:43:42,657 A little bunny told him. 693 00:44:11,417 --> 00:44:15,697 We used to sit here for hours, just the two of us. 694 00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:20,282 Your silly bunny. 695 00:44:22,315 --> 00:44:24,800 Silly was his nickname, short for Silas. 696 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:33,938 You never meant to kill him, did you? 697 00:44:36,523 --> 00:44:37,524 No. 698 00:44:39,317 --> 00:44:41,905 Lsten to that. 699 00:44:48,696 --> 00:44:50,526 I've never known peace like it. 700 00:44:54,594 --> 00:44:56,182 You were the only ones who knew. 701 00:44:57,732 --> 00:44:59,941 That Silas wasn't who he said he was. 702 00:45:00,628 --> 00:45:01,629 He made a fortune. 703 00:45:02,732 --> 00:45:03,733 All that money 704 00:45:05,422 --> 00:45:08,425 - made him an appealing target. - That was my money. 705 00:45:08,457 --> 00:45:09,803 Made it off the back of my name. 706 00:45:09,836 --> 00:45:11,769 That ate you up, didn't it? 707 00:45:11,802 --> 00:45:14,874 He took your name and made something of himself. 708 00:45:14,905 --> 00:45:18,012 You could never have done what he did. 709 00:45:18,044 --> 00:45:21,738 He moved up in the world, and you're still scrabbling 710 00:45:21,768 --> 00:45:23,391 for pennies in your demob suit. 711 00:45:25,044 --> 00:45:26,494 So you set up a honey trap. 712 00:45:27,735 --> 00:45:30,462 Mavis would make a play for Silas. 713 00:45:30,493 --> 00:45:31,494 And it worked. 714 00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:33,357 He fell for you. 715 00:45:34,011 --> 00:45:35,392 He put you in the will. 716 00:45:38,287 --> 00:45:40,772 You were set to inherit everything. 717 00:45:40,805 --> 00:45:44,222 All you needed was for him to die. 718 00:45:46,771 --> 00:45:47,910 Then you got to know him. 719 00:45:49,254 --> 00:45:50,496 He was sweet to me. 720 00:45:55,324 --> 00:45:56,325 You fell in love. 721 00:45:59,772 --> 00:46:01,533 But Reg here wouldn't stop. 722 00:46:02,703 --> 00:46:05,223 He was determined to go ahead with the plan. 723 00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:13,466 Don't hurt him. Please. 724 00:46:13,497 --> 00:46:14,498 Just stop. 725 00:46:18,602 --> 00:46:19,637 You decided 726 00:46:19,671 --> 00:46:20,879 you weren't going to stand for it. 727 00:46:22,602 --> 00:46:24,466 You were going to kill Reg instead. 728 00:46:27,292 --> 00:46:29,501 You stupid cow. 729 00:46:43,535 --> 00:46:47,263 The church bells rang, and you took your moment. 730 00:46:49,398 --> 00:46:50,916 That's why no one heard the shot. 731 00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:10,711 But you shot the wrong man. 732 00:47:15,538 --> 00:47:17,022 Well done, girl. 733 00:47:17,055 --> 00:47:20,438 Mavis, you get yourself to church, all right? 734 00:47:20,470 --> 00:47:22,230 I'll sort this out. It'll be fine. 735 00:47:23,055 --> 00:47:24,850 Well, Mavis, I'll have that more. 736 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,403 Go. Hide it. 737 00:47:30,539 --> 00:47:32,541 And so Reg did sort it. 738 00:47:32,574 --> 00:47:33,644 Gave you an alibi. 739 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,922 When all along that bullet was meant for you, Reg. 740 00:47:51,817 --> 00:47:55,579 You think he could love a worthless tart like you? 741 00:47:56,473 --> 00:47:57,474 But he did love her. 742 00:47:58,852 --> 00:47:59,853 That's the tragedy. 743 00:48:02,405 --> 00:48:03,578 They could have been happy. 744 00:48:05,818 --> 00:48:07,889 Some people aren't meant to be happy, I guess. 745 00:48:10,819 --> 00:48:11,992 It's just the way it is. 746 00:48:29,752 --> 00:48:31,202 She's never going to call, is she? 747 00:48:33,304 --> 00:48:34,478 Just you and me, boy. 748 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,410 Come on. 749 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:48,000 *CREDITS*